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I agree that as SP's or Hobbyists we both have a right to security and to protecting ourselves from those who might do us harm in some way. I don't believe a general public "outing" is necessarily a good thing because it stirs a mob mentality where everyone wants to pile on board and bash. Having a private area for SP's to discuss these issues is wonderful and protects us from potentially harmful situations. I do however think at least THIS section should be readily available to all provider's meeting certain criteria such as (reco, website, pics etc.) within a shorter time span. It only takes one unsafe situation to ruin a life. We do have a section for B&S and such which is also a good thing. Personal discussions between people are more widespread then we thin,k I believe, and I would love to think they are done in the spirit of safety and protection and not other more negative reasons. I know there have been gossip and rumors started both in truth and in lies; some to punish and harm a lady and her business and likewise hurt a gentleman's ability to hobby. Also some "feedback" is also personal in nature. My wish is that people begin taking responsibility for themselves, treating others as they would wish to be treated and keeping conversation based on mutual respect and truth. We are all just trying to live life in the best way we can and I think we've all probably had a situation where someone is trying to screw us over for whatever reason. It's not a pleasant situation to deal with. Think for yourselves, get second opinions, don't believe everything you hear and validate your sources. Keep yourself safe so you can enjoy what life has to offer. I like CERB because you can't just come here and vent and cause disturbances and say all sorts of bad and negative stuff. Who wants to live or work in that sort of environment? This industry has enough crap and baggage of it's own without causing more.

From my perspective Bad Behaviour is Bad Behaviour regardless if it's an SP or A Client and both should expect that it will be shared in the community. If you commit the offense then you will have to deal with the consequences. Now that said the real question is... what should be the venue of this sharing. I personally like the fact that CERB has chosen the positive post only approach because I would fear that if we didn't people would default to airing all of there petty differences here on the site. We are talking about encounters between real people they will not always be everything we hoped but only a small fraction will cross that line and need for safety reasons to be shared. So the compromise... SP's have their own private area where they can share bad experiences and protect each other and their businesses and men have PM's on CERB and a multitude of other sites if they want to bitch. For me personally unless the encounter crossed the line of safety for the client or other SP's I would prefer to just consider disappointing encounters to incompatibility.... not every one is a good match.... just move on. Mind you being the nosey bastard I am I would love to read all the info in the SP private area....you know all that info about the bad clients an the glowing info about my sexual prowess........ ok once you all have gotten up from rolling on the floor laughing I hope you all have a great Saturday and remember if you are meeting a lady treat her like the CERB Goddess she is. Just my opinion

WE DO NOT ALLOW VENTING OR NEGATIVE THREADS ON CERB. If anyone feels the need to vent they are to go to another site or create a blog or something outside of cerb (and please DO NOT reference such sites or blogs here either). The SP ONLY area is not for complaining or venting either. If someone was a bad date the ladies can post info about that to share with the others, they can also discuss more sensitive matters and ask each other for help and to answer questions with each other that may not be appropriate in public view but it's purpose it not to vent or complain. It's a community area so they can help each other. If somene vents or post negative comments of ANY KIND on cerb just report the post. We (The Mods) do not read all the posts. We only read the ones that get flagged so if you see this please click the REPORT POST icon at the top of the offending post and we will deal with it.

Okay, this thread really pisses me off. Yes, Ottawa has a horrible reputation for cancellations. And here, again, we have a SP who's wondering what she's doing wrong, and may well be considering joining the ranks of those who simply don't bother coming any more. There are plenty of other cities. There are many other clients who don't fuck the ladies around. So, I have a question for the assholes who habitually book and then cancel at short notice: are you too fucking stupid to understand how much you screw things up for the rest of us by getting providers to avoid Ottawa? Or are you just so fucking selfish that you don't care?

A lot of Sps are willing to offer last min appointment.. BUT please give us a MINIMUM of notice. Lately I had a lot of request from people who wanted to see me RIGHT NOW, not even able to wait 15min to get ready. For our appointment, we like to be fresh & clean. We are NOT vending machine, put 2$ Im ready. No, no, no.... Please, I, and a lot of others girls, are happy to accomadate you.. But please, we do have a life too.. Its not because Im available Im already dress in lingerie waiting for you..

I've always loved the beauty of a smile. Whether its Christmas morning and people are open presents and the smile is from ear to ear, or perhaps its a baby smile or even a total stranger smiling. I've been told I have a very nice smile, as much as I enjoy the compliment I never really believed it, until the other day I had an epiphany. I was lying beside a beautiful lady and she was smiling. I was in complete awww at her smile, it was so beautiful and peaceful. I was put into a state of ease and warmth. I never felt so relaxed from such a simple thing. Then it hit me, I've never seen an "ugly" smile so those compliments must be sincere and even if they weren't who cares a smile to me will always remain beautiful. I can't be the only one who love a smile so remember to smile once in a while its free. You got nothing to lose. I know I sure will.

I thought that adding Inches was only a Guy Thing.... so now you are telling me there is a risk that an SP might lie and I will end up at a session a couple of inches short of a magical encounter lol

Welcome Gents, my name is Tiffany. I am 5'11" tall, 130lbs with short dark blond hair, hazel bedroom eyes, and a smile that will drive you crazy!! I believe in the simple pleasures of life, and love sensual experiences!! From the moment I walk into a room with you, you will feel the connection between us. From the first soft flirty move I make to a finish that will leave you weak in the knees, you will be thanking yourself for spending time with me! You will always leave my room felling relaxed and with a smile on your face!! It is after great thought and consideration that I have decided that it is time to announce that I will be leaving the Massage business. I would like to thank all of you for the wonderful memories and I will never forget the kindness of you all. Thank you for teaching me so much about myself this business and how wonderful the world can be. CERB is a Great Community filled with wonderful people, and I am thankful that I have had the opportunity to experience some of that greatness. All that being said that I will be retiring from the business at the end of February, So you still have some time to live all of your Tiff Dreams :wink: I'll be here at Angel's Touch Only 6 Great Chances to Live your Tiff Dreams... XOXOXO Saturday February 15th 10:00am-9:00pm Monday February 17th 10:00am-4:00pm Friday February 21st 3:30pm-11:00pm Sunday February 23rd 10:00am-9:00pm Friday February 28th 3:30-11:00pm XOXOXO To reach me Call Angels at 613-274-7073 Text me at 613-277-4328 or Send me a PM here on CERB Services Sensual Relaxation Massage Body Slides, to make you say OMG Sexy Soapy showers for 2 Duo massages(2 girls, 4 hands) Oh, you will never regret spoiling yourself to one of these!! Private Dance Shows Set you on Fire Girl Friend Experience Couples/Ladies Welcome Life is to be enjoyed. not just endured -Gordon B. Hincley

There is no benefit to exaggerating one's height. There are lots of gentlemen who like short ladies. Short Valerie

It's like the rule: " You should never go grocery shopping when you're hungry." Men... well we're kinda, ummmmm.... horny. And.... when the blood rushes to our nether regions, it evacuates from our thinking parts. That's when the inner caveman takes over, "Grog have big woodie like club. Grog need naked lady." Now the caveman scenario works if there is a willing naked lady in the immediate vicinity, perhaps in the same house or room. "Grog now happy. No need to polish club alone and cry after." In the world of courtesans, companions and other c words that sound very classy and debonair, there is a bit of prep time required. And travel. Prep time and travel. Oh. Shower time. And hair time. And make-up time. And finding the right outfit time. And deciding that the first outfit doesn't work with the nail colour she's wearing, so she has to find an appropriate outfit that matches time. And screw it, I like that outfit, i'll just change the nail colour time. And the time just before she changes her nails because that manicure cost 45 dollars and she'll be damned if she doesn't find something to show it off time. And then rooting through the closet to find SOMETHING to match the nail polish time. And then the eyeliner time. And then perfect shoe time. And then comes the time that she reflects that it's only a 30 minute appointment and the perfect outfit, shoes and stockings will be on the floor in two minutes time. And then there's the dammit, I'm dressing for me not for him time. And then there's the where are my keys time. And then the can't find my cell phone time. And then it's time to get to the appointment. So you see guys... you need to book well in advance. Yup.

I just spent a wonderful hour with Catherine. She is very warm and friendly and tended to me like I was a king. Afterwards we cuddled and talked. She was very soothing and I could have spent all day and night with her. This is the second girl I've experienced from VIPOTG and I leaning to be quite exclusive to them. I can only date SP's occasionally so when I can trust this firm why not look to them first.

With an increase in public awareness about the cuckold and "hotwife" lifestyles, I have seen an increased trend in men being aroused at the thought of either their wives having sex with other men -- or sleeping with them after they have slept with another man. For some men it's the idea of a bigger cock than theirs. For others it doesn't seem to matter. My question is -- how many hobbyists find it arousing having a woman after she's had sex with another man? Does the idea excite or repulse you? Or would you rather not think about it? I'm looking forward to hearing your responses :)

There are many threads here and on other sites that allow hobbyists to vent about sp's and in some cases for good reason. But why can't we do the same with the hobbyists? If I or an other sp or many sp's had a bad dealing with a hobbyist why can't I openly post here to warn others and to discuss my experience? Bad behavior is bad behavior be it from a hobbyist or an sp, and the "discretion" rule only protects those hobbyists who aim to act this way whether it be with one or many. So naming his handle and indiscretion is only fair, imo. I am all for privacy and discretion and I protect those who treat me well with ABSOLUTE secrecy but I also feel the need to "out" those who set out to do harm, cause problems or are just out to get their kicks messing with an sp. Those gentlemen don't deserve the right to hobby amongst gentlemen in privacy and we ALL should know who they are, shouldn't we? On another note- if an sp has knowledge of an sp that should be avoided shouldn't that info be posted in a warnings section with the reason, not pm'ed privately to their clients? Pm's containing that type of info is gossip or could be construed as gossip, no matter if it is from client to sp, sp to client, sp to sp, or hobbyist to hobbyist. After all if this person is a risk and the point of the pm is to protect shouldn't we all know about him or her so we all can be safe?

For most of my life I was known as a person who always had a smile... who took great pleasure of bringing a smile to someone else's face however the joy that filled my life was suddenly lost 5 years ago and I have not been that happy guy and did not think I ever would be again. In the last year because of the kindness of others I have seen hope for the future return and I gave smiled more.... and it us amazing the impact that smile can have on you and on others. Just last week a wonderful lady went out of her way to do something special for me... this simple act of kindness put a smile on my face that morning and gas impact my outlook for the whole week. The smile you pass along today may be the helping hand that people you meet need to get through their day.

Well it certainly doesn't repulse me....I find it exciting to hear about a woman's sexual adventures recent or not and to have her while she is still very aroused from a recent encounter would most definitely be a turn on.....a MMF session would also be an exciting proposition given the right participants.

Anger, revenge, jealousy, forgiveness, hurt feelings, envy, misunderstandings and on and on. At the end of our days none of it will matter. At one time I struggled with this but now I don't and haven't for many years. Life is short and personally the only person I'll ever need to satisfy is me. So to forgive and not forget or to forget and not forgive doesn't enter into it for me. If I've done my best, tried to be kind and have sought to understand.....then I'm content and the rest of it just doesn't matter. It really comes down to choice... Peace MG

I know I'm not always great at explaining myself or putting into a thread my intent. So let me try again- We have a warnings section, in this section we can post about bait and switch, robbery, set ups or other things that will put a hobbyist at risk, we ALL can read this-hobbyists and sp's. Why in this section can't an sp write about a hobbyist that set her up, stole her money, got physical, became threatening or other dangerous behavior? Shouldn't other hobbyists know about these men as well? If that man is ONLY spoken about in the sp area only the sps in that area will know and that info is to stay there, so how do you warn the rest of the community about such a danger? I too wouldn't want cerb to turn into a bash fest and can't for see how it would change if my suggestion were allowed. Unless some believe sp's are more apt to lie about hobbyists then vice versa?

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Doesn't mean your a loser nerd. Me I never had a ménage with twins. I think it is a fantasy for most but a reality for few. But here on CERB you can have a ménage with Goddesses if you want. I don't feel I've missed out by not having a ménage with twins. I have such wonderful memories of my first ménage (and thus far only) with two very special Goddesses, Emily Rushton and Lonna Lux. Two ladies I could only have met, and they met each other through this lifestyle. Very special that we all knew and liked each other already. Extra special that it was their first time as duo partners, and they felt comfortable enough with both each other and me to have a ménage. And the extra double very special, Lonna was retiring, but still wanted to have the ménage a trois...in fact I think our time together was her last encounter as a professional companion So even though you may not have had a ménage with twins, who cares...there are Goddesses on CERB who will offer a ménage for you Me, the ménage with Emily and Lonna, well who needs to see twins. I feel like a very lucky man to know/known both ladies and don't feel I've missed out on anything And on that note, to Emily and Lonna, again thank you for a very special evening, I haven't forgotten RG

Going to be hitting the road to go to Toronto shortly for an encounter with a lady I have wanted to meet for a very long time So while waiting to hit the road, I'm trying to deal with an excited pounding heart, by having a second coffee, surfing CERB and watching The Rifleman on tv....nope not working, my heart is still pounding RG

I like the quotes like always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much. Really that's not forgiveness (nothing wrong with that btw) that's using the words forgiveness to play head games with someone...again nothing wrong with that Me, I can't (maybe later on, but what happened to me is still too fresh) forgive That doesn't mean I dwell with anger every day, just the close family we once were is gone Forget, I can't forget what they did...every day I have numerous daily reminders of what they did. But forget in the sense I want to forget they are family, and I want them out of my life...which is slowly happening...in that sense yes I forget. I very rarely see them, I used to visit about once a month, now not so much Part of what hurts is that I know my life would be better right now if I had no family at all. It's hard to forgive your family, when you've always believed family is everything, and they bring you to a point where you believe family is the worst thing that ever happened to you and your better off without them, if that makes sense From a unforgiving RG :icon_evil:

I heard from some of my best friends here , its so exciting to see each others greetings. I also got some personal PM's and the day ended in a beautiful dinner with great wine and conversation. That is living the high life for me and I am thankful for all my true friends that love me. :)

Having a Beautiful sexy Awesome Amazing Lady Distract me last night during a difficult time and then getting a V Day message from her this morning.... kinda nice when I know she had lots if her own personal stuff to look after. I think we all need to be more thankful for those people who care enough to be there when we need them. Thanks Beautiful Just my opinion.

I agree completely. At least under the old laws disabled individuals and others were free to see outcall escorts legally. Now even this may be taken away, leaving them no option but to "break the law" in order to have a degree of intimacy in their lives. The whole situation is going to hell in a hand basket very quickly. Yes, the old system was not perfect and had legitimate flaws. However, for anyone to think that a legal challenge would result in better conditions for this industry under Harper's rule is deluding themselves. Canada still espouses remnants of the Victorian era when it comes to sexuality, and there are no greater champions of this than the Tories and abolitionists. In hindsight, it may have been better to live with the old laws, and wait for a more liberal climate to evolve before railing against the status quo.

Heaven forbid we ever go with the Nordic system or some version there of... We think about how it will affect us. But how will it affect others who depend on these services. Sexuality is a big part of being human. Love, affection and sexual intimacy all play a role in healthy relationships. They also contribute to our sense of well-being. There are a lot of men (and women) who have a great deal of difficulty navigating social situations (myself included). I am also talking about people with a diagnosed medical condition that prevents them from having a meaningful relationship with others. [Hard to imagine but these people do exist] http://stanley-siegel.com/2012/02/21/sex-worker-or-therapist/ (Sorry I was not able to find other sources for reference) What about disabled people. Some of them also seek out Adult Sex Workers for companionship and sexual release. They want to be valid sexual partners too. Disabled persons deserve the same things in life that we all want and expect. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mXrlhbRLjs http://www.frequency.com/video/sex-with-disabi/109130935 http://www.theage.com.au/national/willing--able-20121201-2aoc7.html I am sure there are other people in society that also benefit in a "positive way" from the services offered by Adult Sex Workers. That is why I started this post. We need to hear from these people and about their stories. _______________ Maybe some of you with your contacts and influences can help their voices to be heard.

Too funny! Thanks for the memory jog. Additional Comments: Separate, but consecutively in the same session. I get confused easily and I think both the same time, even if they were willing would really throw me for a loop.

Why not both, a weekend escape, Friday night an encounter with one twin, second night an encounter with the other twin, and the third night, everyone together for a ménage a trois RG

Hmmmm In theory I love the idea of together but I am reminded of a line from the TV comedy "Everyone Loves Raymond" when Raymond's wife asks him if he is seeing another woman and he replied..... Yea that's my ambition in life to be a disappointment to Two Women. However in my dreams... both.... Multiple times till they begged me to Stop. LOL Additional Comments:

It's a real shame but many people in Ottawa think nothing of double or triple booking whether it's for restaurants, flights or SP's it seems. I don't know if it's a peculiar trait to Ottawa or if it's more widespread but whatever it is, it is downright inconsiderate.

"Smile, though your heart is aching Smile, even though it's breaking When there are clouds in the sky You'll get by... If you smile With your fear and sorrow Smile and maybe tomorrow You'll find that life is still worthwhile If you just... Light up your face with gladness Hide every trace of sadness Although a tear may be ever so near That's the time you must keep on trying Smile, what's the use of crying You'll find that life is still worthwhile If you just... Smile, though your heart is aching Smile, even though it's breaking When there are clouds in the sky You'll get by... If you smile Through your fear and sorrow Smile and maybe tomorrow You'll find that life is still worthwhile If you just smile... That's the time you must keep on trying Smile, what's the use of crying You'll find that life is still worthwhile If you just smile"

"A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside." Denis Waitley

I've posted this poem a couple of times in posts before, it means a lot and the words say it all..... A smile costs nothing, but gives much- It takes but a moment, but the memory of it usually lasts forever. None are so rich that can get along without it- And none are so poor but that can be made rich by it. It enriches those who receive, without making poor those who give- It creates sunshine in the home, Fosters good will in business, And is the best antidote for trouble- And yet it cannot be begged, borrowed, or stolen, for it is of no value Unless it is given away. Some people are too busy to give you a smile- Give them one of yours- For the good Lord knows that no one needs a smile so badly As he or she who has no more smiles left to give. Author unknown...

I was trotting into the grocery store recently and a gentleman was on his way out. I can't remember what was on my mind but it had me smiling...so when he looked at me and I gave him the biggest, warmest smile. He appreciated it so much he actually said to me "well that's a wonderful smile! so infectious!" and he smiled just as brightly as he walked past me and towards his car. It's guaranteed he passed it on to someone he encountered afterwards. It's more contagious than the common cold.... smile and the world smiles with you :D

I read something many moons ago that has stuck with me. It was that a true genuine smile will not just impact the mouth but the eyes. When the eyes are smiling as well as the mouth, you have touched someone. When the smile does not reach the eyes, the smile is a response and is painted on. I tend to look at the eyes and the whole face now. If a smile doesn't quite touch the eyes, if I'm in a position to, I'll make sure they're ok. I often smile "just because"...the air smells wonderful, you see a cute scene, see something beautiful or inspiring. I think even the smiles you give yourself are gifts and sometimes those gifts touch others. Just because you smile to yourself doesn't mean someone else didn't see it and in turn smile. Lovely thing about smiles, they are contagious and create wonderful energy. Pass a smile on today even if only to yourself.

Thank you Rebecca - great thread. It seems lately there are a lot of "can I see you right now?" requests. Unless you have a time machine, just how are you going to get to her place "right now"? How is she going to get to your place "right now"? Another thing, if she does agree to a "last minute appointment", don't send her a million text asking a million questions. How is she going to get ready for you if she has to keep stopping to answer your endless questions? And one last thing, if she does agree to a last minute appointment don't show up 15 minutes early and say "I'm here". Additional Comments: Thank you Rebecca - great thread. It seems lately there are a lot of "can I see you right now?" requests. Unless you have a time machine, just how are you going to get to her place "right now"? How is she going to get to your place "right now"? Another thing, if she does agree to a "last minute appointment", don't send her a million text asking a million questions. How is she going to get ready for you if she has to keep stopping to answer your endless questions? And one last thing, if she does agree to a last minute appointment don't show up 15 minutes early and say "I'm here".

Just because a lady has posted her days and hours of availability doesn't mean she is sitting right by her phone all dressed up ready for an encounter. She needs time to get ready for a scheduled encounter..."right now" is not a scheduled encounter. Think about it, a lady may advertise hours from hypothetically speaking 10am to 10pm. Should she get ready for 10am and just wait,the only client of the day that day comes at 9pm...wouldn't you prefer if she is freshly showered for an encounter, just the same as the lady doesn't just prefer, but demands her clients be freshly showered/brushed teeth well you get the idea A rambling RG

There does seem to be a lot of now or never appointment seekers of late. They want it right away, not even giving as you said, 15min to get ready. I can be quick, but just to take a shower takes 15 min so if you want a fresh lady, that is relaxed and prepared give us some notice. It will be worth the wait;) Thanks for the thread Rebecca:)

I understand where Excaliber is coming from, it is unfortunate that some sp do not have access to a computer However it is what it is. I am on Cerb I can be held accountable for being UNPROFESSIONAL or SHADY (which of course I am not). I do not believe Excaliber is directly saying ALL sp that are not on Cerb are shady. It seems he is just expressing his gratitude for the wbste. I feel safer when I am meeting a client from Cerb as oppose to one who i have absolutley no back ground on friggen right! (nothing is 100% safe)...it is def SAFER.

I think......: (don't quote me tho!) General member is less then 100 posts Long term member is more then 100 posts, but less then 500 Elite member is 500 posts or more Senior? They get a discount at the FB Club? Don't know - who is a senior member?

I found this quote by Robert Jordan: "Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget." I am not a fan of blanket generalizations, however I see some truth to this based on personal experience. Thoughts?

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Nordic laws won't fly... Regardless of what media says. I am waiting to see how things play out before jumping to conclusions.

Met up with Emily last night for two hours. She worked at EB for 10 years. This is why I thought she looked familiar. I must have had a session with her a few years ago on one of my rare visits. Her first outcall! Made it special by making use of my new hot tub just installed this week. Non-stop fun with lots of DFK, dirty talk. She has an ad on BP but it was actually Alisa (visiting SP) who referred me to her. The best CBJ service I have ever had. Very aggressive deepthroating skills. Not a clockwatcher. Our session well exceded two hours. I got the impression she was not going to leave until I was 100% drained. Highly recommend! Thanks Emily! I can't wait to see you again!

Aww what a nice thread:) Yes a smile is a beautiful thing, especially from my dogs, yes they smile:) It's like a warm hug without touching, a silent thank you. Yup, a smile can certainly brighten an y moment:)

I think I've been hypnotized...