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Most of us who make our livings this way are very in tune with our own bodies. We know how to direct you to please us, and we tend to be responsive. Practice makes perfect. But that said, I don't think there's a single one of us who hasn't _had_ to fake it on occasion. Believe me! It's worse for us than it is for you! The worst is the guy who won't take direction or keeps barking commands at us while we're trying to get into our "special place." I've had guys argue with me: "My ex wife always got off when I did that!" Yeah, well, maybe, but having you try to suck my clit between the gap in your front teeth just doesn't do it for me! Sorry! And if he won't take the hint that you need something different, and if he's interpreting your muscles clenched defensively in pain ("Oh yeah! You're loving it, baby!!") as pleasure, sometimes the only thing you can do with someone that clueless is to fake it. I'm sorry to say it. It doesn't happen often, but it does happen. If you want it to be real, let us take charge or at least tell you what we want. Believe me, we know! And we're quite happy to have it be the real thing.

Thanks for support everyone, well almost everyone but I certainly think a reasonable guess can be made on who the other RG is now. But as for that other poster's posts The real RG :-)

I couldn't agree more with you fStop. Whatever the nature of your experience with a provider, always keep in mind we are talking about people, not human cargo or a piece of meat. That is the minimal respect they are entitled to.

I must confess to a bit of confusion with regards to this contribution to the discourse.

I read through the rules and I think I'm allowed to say: I do! :)

I celebrated Canada Day today as I an a very proud Canadian.... not proud of Harper and McKay but proud to be a Canadian. Many of you may not know this but in Newfoundland July 1st also has a second significance, I guess to be accurate July 1St in Newfoundland was significant long before it was selected as Canada Day. Prior to 1949 Newfoundland was a separate independent country and participated in the 1st and 2nd world wars as a separate country following the 1st world war a National War Memorial was built and July 1st was selected as Memorial Day (yes we still recognize November 11th) . July 1st was selected by the Country of Newfoundland because it was the day in which 800 solders from Newfoundland answered the call to battle in the first day of the Battle of the Somme during the 1st WW the following day less than 100 answered toll call. This huge loss of life impacted almost every community in Newfoundland. For this reason the people if Newfoundland still mark July 1st as Memorial day. So while a proud Canadian I an also a proud Newfoundlander and I celebrated July 1st as both Canada Day and Memorial Day.

I just noticed there's some camel toe in this shot ... just a lil bit :p

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I am not paranoid in any way shape or form, nor is Emily feeding my paranoia (which I don't have) I am concerned that a lady may book with this "RG" assuming he is me but he could be a bad date, or worse. Hence why I posted this in the warnings section. It isn't the first time someone has tried to pass themselves off as another guy, nor will it be the last The lady who told me thought it was worth warning me about. And a couple other people thought I should be concerned too. I'd rather err on the side of safety, and let the ladies know someone has copied my profile. That isn't paranoia, that is being and showing concern. Most get it, surprised you don't RG

Actually he has every right to feel how he does, some women don't screen or read mens posts on boards, they see a handle that looks familiar and they book them. This other RG sounds like a real prize and any woman who has the misfortune of spending time with him - I feel for. Not like other RG could not have picked another handle - sounds a bit off to me and we should keep our eyes on him.

If a client is trying to pleasure me and it's not working for me, I say so. I would much rather tell him what I do like than send him off to the next worker with terrible skills that he thinks are just grand. Plus, I like orgasms. I'd also rather try to get off than just fake it. While I can't speak for anyone else, I can always find something to like about a client--their smile, their voice, the way they kiss. I've had some rather unassuming guys turn out to be wonderful lovers.

Not sure you are talking about the same RG? Here is a search I found - RG Town Council Douchebag Join Date Sep 2013 Location Smalltown, Ontario, but I do travel Posts 179 A little investigation showed that his former handle was "Sugarman" and he just changed to RG probably a month or so ago.

Hello, a collegue of mine was so excited to see Mz.Lyla back on BP! so he sent her a few txts and they chatted back and forth. Then he decided to go meet her downtown incall and it was a no show. That was a few weeks ago. Today he is frustrated to know he just got scammed. I did research and found out the number that ad had on BP charges over $5 a text. I told him to always look for a Canadian area code next time. Stay away from that ad.

I am not a regular poster, nor a long term hobbyist but I am looking for some feedback on the issue of booking appointments. My experience applies to both SPs and MPs. On multiple occasions I have booked appointments in advance (1-2 days) either by PM, email or text; whatever is most appropriate for the provider. I then am asked to confirm the day of the appointment typically several hours in advance...okay no problem I do that. But where I have an issue is when I do the follow up a couple of hours in advance and I get no response. In some cases I only receive an email several days later with a reason why they couldn't make the appointment. Now I can see if it was a emergency or a serious issue, but that isn't often the case. Isn't it common courtesy for the provider to let a scheduled appointment know if they are not available (via PM or text) as the client is planning their day accordingly just as the SP does. After all as a client I wouldn't want to be a no show w/o explanation for them. Am I missing something or do I have the wrong set of expectations on fairness goes both ways?!?!

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I posted in the Canada Wide Warnings but since the other board is a Toronto board rhymes with CERB also thought to post here too My post in this thread http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=611476#post611476 A lady brought this to my attention (thank you btw) On a Toronto based _ERB review board, there is a member who has a similar handle/profile to mine (RG from Smalltown Ontario) This person is not me!!! Whether the profile is coincidence or not I do not know for fact If you also use this other board, and are contacted by this individual on that board, just a heads up, this person is not me The only board I use is CERB If any ladies are contacted by RG and unsure if they were contacted by that RG or me, please feel free to PM me here on CERB, just to be sure. And again, I only use CERB, so if from the other board, it's not me A rambling I wish I didn't have to make RG (the real RG)

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UPDATE: I'm delighted to announce that my article regarding Bill C-36 has now been published on an independent media site. You can find the link here: http://rabble.ca/blogs/bloggers/views-expressed/2014/07/real-exploitation-sex-industry-its-distortion

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Saw this on another site. Thought I would share it here -

Dorinda Bloom is in Pembroke. She is well reviewed and has her own Web site. Posted via Mobile Device

I seen this lady and no way is it her in the pics not even close

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I'm with Emily on this one. RoammingGuy is one of the most prominent, famous and respected CERB members. I haven't met a CERB lady that wouldn't know immediately who I was referring to if I mentioned him. Rightly or wrongly it takes the ladies a lot of time and effort to check references and many would jump at the chance to meet and spend time such a respectful gentleman. The attempt to impersonate me almost worked and was really sinister (the perpetrator already had a bad reputation to the point he had no choice but to try to impersonate someone).

Always nice when a lady is willing to make suggestions. Not only do I think it makes for a better time for everyone, but when the lady is engaging in this way and sharing her thoughts or offering ideas, it tells me she's really engaged in the encounter and not just passing time. Obviously the tone and expression makes a difference. Suggestions don't have to sound like criticisms, they can be fun playful and teasing, or at least encouraging and eager.

Thanks for the heads-up RG. I mistakenly thought it was you.

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Considering it's 24/7 agency, you may want to read up on them here http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=146788

I agree that self-exploration is the way to go! :) Here is my favourite sex-positive website, which has lots of great reading material about this exact issue, (and every other sexual topic under the sun): http://dodsonandross.com/topic/how-orgasm. I've linked you to a specific section called "How to Orgasm" filled with tonnes of info for people just like you who are in search of the ever-elusive orgasm. This is definitely an obstacle that you can overcome! Have fun! ;) :aol_diddle:

I don't think we need to put that kind of pressure on the ladies. If I can make her smile and laugh and she is asking to come back and visit. Then she has been satisfied in some way and enjoyed her time with me. Just relax and enjoy your time together. I think most ladies care more about the man making her feel special and desired and appreciated. But what do I know I am just a guy.

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Sounds like a challenge to me ;)

I believe the bed bugs usually have the hourly rate hotel/motels all booked up ? ;)

But by using terms like fag, and faggot allowed for a dehumanizing treatment of homosexuals. Likewise referring to men who see escorts as johns and pervs etc instead of as clients also allows for a dehumanizing stigmatizing view of men who seek the companionship of professional companions in a mutually beneficial arrangement. That was the point the author was trying to make Using dehumanizing labels allows the government to try to sell it's world view that those of us who seek out professional companions are exploiting women, and those women are victims. It would have been very hard for MacKay to sell his legislation if he used terms like professional companion, client, mutually beneficial arrangement and so on. RG

Only recommendation I would give is from the girls with VIPOTG. I seen a few others and I can say the pics from their ads are not them.

I hope that I am not overstepping any bounds here... I just started a blog and my first entry is about Bill C-36. The link is here if anyone is interested: http://ericaobsession.wordpress.com/

Yep it's Sandy.

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Thanks for the mention Gntlmn It is true that I have what are commonly call "meat curtains" It's more to love!

Gentlemen, Not to be a stick in the mud, but it might be better to invite private responses to this type of question from one of the providers. No one has expressed public shock, but some, if not all, providers may not appreciate having their most intimate physical details discussed in a public forum. If you have information that you wish to share, you might also contact the OP by PM and disseminate that in a more discrete manner. Remember gents, we are talking about human beings with feeling, emotions and personalities, not a collection of random body parts that have been assembled for your amusement.

Recently I stayed at the Eaton Chelsea in Toronto. I enjoyed a nice meal at the Adega, a Portuguese restaurant on Elm St, Mediterranean and seemed to specialize in seafood. Very enjoyable dinner for two, including a bottle of wine, approximate damage $175.

Hmmm this is a tough one! London: The Tasting Room or The Church Key Toronto: The Korean BBQ (it's my fav place to eat at a low key place) and Blowfish; also Keriwa cafe (it's a bit out there on Queen Street East but it is literally the best and most authentic Aboriginal cuisine I've had in Toronto--Bannock too but I've never ate there just heard great things) Sault Ste Marie: Fratelli's on top of the hill (it is the sons of the owners of the Gino's family restaurant and more modern/relaxed) That's really all the places that come to my mind but I am not a picky water and love to try to new places (all the time)! Love this list BTW!

Toss up Cristy or Sierra both wickid.

Frankly my wife and I have always been surprised more couples don't make this an activity they can do together... without getting sentimental she's a great "wingman" at strip bar, and I enjoy the stares she gets.

Gotta go with: Tom Hanks and Leo DiCaprio - Catch Me If You Can Al Pacino and Johnny Depp - Donnie Brasco Ray Liotta, DevNiro and Pesci - Goodfellas Yul Brynner and Steve McQueen - The Magnificent Seven

Nice ... I was thinking romantic pairings, but buddy movies, and of course antagonists are also great. Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy in 48 hours. Rock Hudson and Doris Day Fred Astaire and Audrey Hepburn in Funny Face