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Good evening everyone! I know that for most what I am about to write is a no brainer, however it seems that at most previous socials, we had to take some ppl aside and explain how to behave at these events. So hopefully this will be clear enough. 1. Respect: Appropriate language is to be used when addressing other members. We have many wonderful ladies attending and they are to be addressed as such! 2. What is inside a lady's pants, dress or in their chest area belongs to the lady not the gentlemen's hands. If you can't control ur hands, buy 2 drinks at once to make sure they are busy. Anyone improperly behaving will be asked to leave immediately. As for dress code, there are none per say. Its an individual choice as long as you do wear clothes that cover's most of your body and that they are clean. Lets all make sure everyone can enjoy a wonderful evening! Alexxandria and loneskater!

I always want to look my absolute best for my date, I usually wear a dress, with a sexy bra and panty set, and black high heel boots, but whatever my date wants me to wear, I will!

I don't know where to start passing out hugs to all who need one or who could use one, so this is for anyone that would like to accept it. :)

The following puts a slightly different perspective on the topic of spanking or other similar activities. Not too many years ago, I was at a friends place getting ready for a party when I met her very energetic roommate. A pleasant woman, who literally burst with energy and intenseness. I knew right away, and I think anyone would, that something was amiss psychologically. In the 60s or 70s the diagnosis would have been hyperactive. As I was about to find out, she could not quiet her mind which was literally a whirlwind of thoughts. Though she was not necessarily a chaotic person, you could feel everything brewing just under the surface. She loved being spanked because the powerful physical sensation literally washed over the turmoil in her mind and briefly gave her peace. It was a good thing she had her very caring partner who really knew what they were doing. In one of the most remarkable transformations I have ever seen, while she was being spanked, very hard, her face and physical mannerisms were in a state of total bliss and she was calm. This apparently would last about 20 to 30 minutes afterward. I remember hearing along time ago about the Gate control theory which states that pleasant sensations can block [close the gate to] the transmission of pain signals in human beings. Although what I saw appeared to be the exact opposite. She was so relaxed and contented, as though she'd had some wine and was listening to beautiful music. It was simply astounding to see. I only met her once or twice before she moved back to the states. Just when you think you know the vastness of human experience, Mother nature comes along and expands the horizon just a little bit more. Food for Thought. PatrickGC

I agree with the political stance of yester years, former Prime Minister's, Trudeau included, stood up for Canadians, a country as a whole and united,, the current PM and his contenders, stand for one, THEMSELVES! It's a sad day, when election day rolls around, and a NEW PM is elected, and sadly nothing changes,, I know and understand, its a new era, a new generation, but, that being said, the Prime Minister's main focus has to be Canada, listening to Canadian's and taking a stand, and keeping it, not going back and forth on decisions! I only hope, on VOTING DAY, the person elected, remembers CANADA!

Grew up as a Habs fan and always will be in my heart. I also have Sens season tickets and proud to cheer for them. I guess I love to watch a good game.

I've been enjoying The Americans. Keri Russell is one mean lady in this series, not to mention incredibly sexy! Takes place in the early eighties, fun to see the styles and music from those days.

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Aren't they beautiful,long,short,lean,muscular.Ladies what do you prefer wearing when showing off yours,panty hose,stockings,stayups,tights,leggings or bare.Men what is sexy to you,do you love bare legs,stayups,stockings,pantyhose,tights,leggings?

Not everyone has the confidence to ignore an insulting post, comment or jibe or to realize that they are perfect just the way they are. So for them, I post this. When you feel you aren't good enough know there are thousands who'll think you are:) http://www.lamborgenius.com/2975436-8609921

Hello my NB friend. have a great birthday on this little winter day. :) All the best to you. MN2

Doh Oooohhhhh RG !! Hubbys have Coles Notes too. If Wifey#2 - "Pinky McMalika" ...... and .... your shexy Bff - "Fiery Red McRushton" say you are wearing pink. Best you WEAR pink !!! ;) ps..... and don't forget the 3 pink bags too !!!! Jaysus nooooooo !!!!

Chinese food....

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269 hours. But who's counting? It occurred to me this might be my last Social. Then I decided that regardless of how the surgery goes I'll keep going to them until they throw me out. See y'all there!

Im back in town after sometimes off so I hope to see old & new friends! Available tonight & all week Pre-book now :) 613-315-6354 Xoxox

Thank you mrrnice2!!! Much needed!!! Xoxo, Miss Lane

Happy Birthday Bianca!!! You are amazing!!!

I recently watched the three seasons of Sherlock on Netflix. Each season consists of three one and a half hour episodes. It's a modern take on Sherlock Holmes with Benedict Cumberbatch playing Sherlock and Martin Freeman playing Dr. Watson. By the second episode in Season one I was hooked. Apparently there will be a Christmas episode this year and a new season 4 is in the works. Highly recommended from this man.

As one person commented "why isn 't he considered a prostitute"? He is after all, getting paid to have sex! Funny how authorities will switch things up when it's in their favor and isn't it sad how they waste tax payers dollars. When will people grow up and realize consenting adults have rights and one right should be paying for sex, if they so choose.

That is Rayna, one of the many great ladies working at ALO. Here is a link to their schedule which is usually updated on Sunday's. You can see where and when she is working! http://www.lunamassagespa.com/mainschedule.htm

Mr Price shuts down the Islanders tonight, Habs win 3-1.

I don't know if these two have been mentioned but I've been enjoying: - The Following A brilliant and charismatic, yet psychotic serial killer communicates with other active serial killers and activates a cult of believers following his every command. - Helix A team of scientists are thrust into a potentially life-or-death situation in this thriller, which begins with the group being deployed to the Arctic to secretly investigate what could be a disease outbreak.

Happy Wonderful & Sweet Birthday To You, Amazing Bianca!

Oui Oui Monsieur!!! Xoxo, Miss Lane

Greetings Everyone! My name is Skylar & I'm a petite beauty with booty here to take all your tension & stiffness away! New Pictures Online Now! I'm available TUESDAY from 110am Until 4pm for an up close & personal, in the flesh meeting you are sure to love! I have experience as an exotic dancer and some of you may recognize me from a few of your favourite stripclubs in the Ottawa area!? I'm open-minded, sweet & fun and I love being in the massage industry because I'm AWESOME at it! We have beautiful rooms with amazing showers here at Vibe and I am looking forward to getting you alone & relaxed soon! (So much fun!) My AVAILABILITY This Weekend Is: Monday OFF Tuesday from 10am to 4pm : RARE! Wednesday from 10am to 6pm: RARE! Thursday from 4pm to 10pm Friday from 4pm to 10pm Saturday from 4pm to 10pm Sunday from 4pm to 10pm Please call Vibe at 613 680 8059 to reserve your precious time with me! You can visit my Cerb Profile & see more pictures: Here!& Check Out My New Recommendations HERE! & My DUO Recommendation HERE! xoxo Skylar

Hi Everybody! I don't know if I'm too much of a newbie to start a thread, especially one on such a strong subject but it's one that I feel very strongly about: BBFS in the Hobby, I don't get how anyone can justify it. Browsing other boards that are, lets say, less politically correct than this one I see an increasing amount of talk around either more and more SPs offering BBFS ... one post even had a link to a BP ad near TO where the SP has it listed in her extras!! ... or johns asking for it, sometimes very aggressively according to some ladies. It seems prevalent enough that they even started a board dedicated to the pursuit of this dangerous activity!! (I won't promote it here) Unless I'm really behind the times and some new miracle cure as been invented for all STDs isn't this pretty much the most dangerous activity to experiment in? Also, being a DATY lover this "trend" is scaring the living crap out of me. Aside from the very obvious heath risks involved (HIV being at the top of the list), the thought of ... squeamish people turn away now! ... licking up someones sloppy seconds is totally disgusting!! ... call me a prude but I won't even snowball my own stuff! lol Levity aside I don't want to die, or be incapacitated, from this hobby because a few morons (male and female alike) want to play russian roulette with their sex lives. Now a few posters, again on other boards, have suggested starting screening new SPs when booking by asking if they provide the service as if you want it, the logic being they will then expose themselves more freely. Really not sure about this one, First I would need to play the creep (not my style), and second using this method might put me on the blacklist with the careful, reputable ones and ruin my rep. I mainly repeat with 2 lovely ladies I'm very comfortable with but I like to "explore new territory" once in a while so a screening method would help ease my mind. Any comment on the subject ... from both Service Providers and fellow hobbyists ... would be appreciated. Also, I'm very curious as to what the general consensus on the subject is? Am I overreacting here or is it as dangerous as I feel it is? Is it something that's more prevalent in other market/cities where competition is more fierce?

I received a few pairs of underwear at a discounted rate while buying other lingerie a few days ago. Never worn, still in the bag so I gave them to my friend. lol.

Sens fan big time; sorry about last night Gaby (NOT) but at least you're going to the playoffs and we'll need a few hail Marys in order to make it.

If you don't mind my suggestion-referring to companions as "talent " will offend some so perhaps just use the term companion:) As far as attracting new, if there is a companion you'd like to have visit perhaps offer her/him an incentive. Or as they did in Halifax, start a thread to gain/garner interest for said companion. Most are willing to visit another city if it appears it'll be profitable for them and the clients requesting the visit appear reliable and serious.

It is a double standard. A reputable escort builds her reputation on discretion and security of the information you provide her with. This is why it's always stressed to do your homework especially with new or transient providers. A lady usually has a website, contact details, recommendations, ads etc. She has put part of herself out there. Apps are easy and usually cost effective in a business where it counts. A person coming to see her is screened for a reason; they have nothing except the information they provide. This is why we request information that can be verified in some way. If you use this app, you can put in whatever information you like so in essence, if you use it, she knows nothing more about you then she did before you called or texted. Many times, the app blocks the number as well or makes it untraceable. Most ladies specify, no blocked numbers. It ALL comes down to safety which is why there is screening in the first place. Every gentleman has the option to either provide or not provide the requested information. You can have the app however if a lady does not accept that, that is her option. It is a personal business, and as such, the lady chooses to do what she is comfortable with and what makes her feel safe. Double standard or not, it is what it is.

Havana Club on the rocks,splash of water and a small wedge of lime. Simple and delicious. Of course if you need a hot drink can't beat Hot Buttered Rum.

I have seen both ... wow in both cases and look forward to seeing them again!

Ah trick question for me. A lady opened the door, wasn't locked, call me seduced! I do like a complicated lingerie system with all the bells and whistles (garters stalkings heels). Besides the stunning visual as I fumble around trying to dismantle it, we may walk away with the perception that I lasted longer than I did, every minute counts; )

I tend to agree with Issy. The lady should feel comfortable with the requested clothing or outfit. If she does not feel comfortable, the session will be affected adversely to a certain degree, IMHO. I am not particularly fussy about how I'd like to see the lady wearing as long as she's well-groomed, freshly showered, her breath smells great and she welcomes me with a big geniune smile. As far as clothing is concerned, I have seen them wearing lovely dresses, sexy lingeries, yoga outfit, T- shirt and Jeans, and even nothing but a bathrobe. To me, they are all lovely and I love them all! :icon_biggrin:

I must admit, I like a low cut top showing your Breast and a nice short skirt that barely covers the bum and a nice pair of Stilettos. This gets my mojo going.

I have a magic wand and I practice spells of love healing and peace. My magic wand allows for every impossibility and I have witnessed miracles. I am a white witch and I have stood beside people that have healed themselves . I set the spell and let the universe work. Please understand this has very little to do with me but more of a persons belief in their ability to heal them selves. Again I am nothing and will give just a couple of incidences where I stood and watched folks heal. I had a lady in her 60s that did not tell me her condition and this is best as I don't put myself or hopes into the healing . She was totally deaf in one ear and after two treatments she healed herself and now she hears perfectly . I had a child two years ago that is very learning disabled and was considered a total failure in school . He is 10 and his parents were told he would be held back in school . His parents never accepted this and always believed their son would excel. I worked with this child and he really worked in conjunction with me and now he is a B plus student. Now this is a personal story . My nephew will be 11 years old on Saturday. His mother is a deputy minister for out lovely government . As a result she is trained to think one way that is and that of course is the policies of our wonderful government. As a high ranking bureaucrat my sister always thought government was there to assist in every way possible . Hmm, my nephew needed help and unless my sister knew what strings to pull he would have fallen between the cracks and as anyone with a learning disability he would be labelled as bad, stupid or worse. In fact this wonderful child has gifts we would all hope to be blesses with . Now finally this in monumental . Let us not forget I am nothing here but a channel for a person to decide to heal or not. Here goes a very inspiring story I still cry with happiness. Some of you know that I am a Reiki Master and practice healing . This is a really big and important part of my life. I will try to be open and ready for every difficult eventually. In 2009 a man contacted me for healing. his was no ordinary healing . 25 years ago this gent was involved in an auto accident that paralyzed him from the chest down. He was sent home with a wheelchair and was told he would never walk again. His reaction..... He took his chair and threw it away. He make his way around on crutches and never , ever gave up. Before we met he had stem replacement therapy and no difference. This was the biggest treatment he had and the most costly but David never gave up. He contacted me in 2011 and explained his situation. He told me he was finally ready to heal and he choose me to stand beside him as he healed . I was daunted as I never had such an enormous request. I was terrified and he knew it . Once day he called me and said " do not worry I am healed already". So we decided three treatments was his plan . The first treatment he had to have help out of his wheelchair. It was very difficult for myself and his wife to even move him. The first treatment I was worried as I noticed no difference . Day 2, David helped himself on to my table and he , myself and his wife could sense something different. Yes!! Day three, so far this is the first miracle I have ( not me but the universe) David's wife helped him on my table and I nervously completed his last treatment. I am going to tell you exactly what happened next . The treatment was over, I was nervous( should not have been ) David looked at myself and his wife and just sat up on the table . Then he took miraculous steps and walked on his own for the first time in 25 years Why did this happen? Because he never gave up. No matter what is wrong we have the capability to heal . David did it and so can we . I spoke to him this week and he is enjoying his passion of restoring old cars. Moral of the story, we can heal almost any disease or malady . Lets just support each other and heal........ Blessings and love.

Happy Birthday Beautiful!

Have a Great BDay hope it is sexy day and many more LOL

Happy birthday Bianca!

Happy Birthday! Beautiful lady! Xox

Well actually I have no qualms about placing my mouth where ladies grow hair. Whats the diff?

"True friendship - what does it mean?" For me within the context of the game it's pretty simple, friendly perhaps but not "true" friends and after all business is business and this is a business. Peace MG

I wanted to bring this thread back up as I see much improvement in how much easier it has been! I have noticed that many more potential friends have actually been reading sites and making it so much easier to book your special time together! Have other ladies noticed this? It has taken out the unnecessary banter back and forth on endless texting:) And keeping you informed without risking any issues for details:)

I am bringing this topic to explain and stress the importance of taking the few minutes to READ our web sites before contacting us. In the coming days of our new reality, Bill C-36, it is now more important than ever to take a moment to read what our services are, the rates and any booking protocol that we have in place. By doing this, you can eliminate the need of communications of services. Which is a big deal to all of us these days. In our service descriptions, you will notice most of ladies have taken out our abbreviations and replacing it with terms like " HOUR of entertainment" " Brisk afternoon get-a-way" " happy massage" " flirty chats and companionship" " full services or minimum service" Each lady using terms that suite their services and personality. It is in the TIME and RATE that will be your clue as to what to expect in the TIME you are booking. NOT ONLY does this take out the communication you the hobbyist would have to be involved in therefore leaving little trace of evidence to be used against you on a later date. BUT it also saves a lot of miscommunication and frustration that us ladies endure. As for many ladies, we may offer anywhere from 2-6 different types of sessions. So as you can imagine to try to txt all that with out abbreviations is a long long task , then times that by 20 enquires! The whole day is spent on that, and now I have lost my precious time to book you in. If after reading the site, and you for some reason can not understand what we are offering, FIRST, look at the TIME that session is offering such as HOUR, HH, 90 min, an evening out, etc...then use some imagination, lol. But I know I know....you want the juicy stuff don't you? Well then I suggest to voice call directly. Rather then txting or PM about it. By a voice call, we can assess that you are indeed interested in booking not just playing games, as long as your number is unblocked. Some ladies have even decided no phone calls for enquires, in that case follow their protocols! At the end of the day, us ladies have made it this way to keep you safe. Keeping us safe and discrete as well. So rather then spending 5 hours on 20 questions, confusing and miscommunication frustrations.... READ OUR SITE FOR 5 MIN:) The you make an informed booking, and even if the abbreviations are not there you should be able to read between lines. If it is a new lady you have not yet met but has a good rep, look at her Reco's. If it is new to the scene lady, just book blindly and pay for time only, could save you a lot of grief later on! I hope to see more hobbyist reading our sites and less confusion on txt in the near future. I may have the same responds to all enquires soon... " please see my site for all your questions"

I would not. Those of us who are partnered or married depend on the support we get from our SO. Many times they help us book tickets, rooms and keep the home running while we are away. They also support us financially, if we have a bad week their paycheck is in the bank, guaranteed. This allows us not to fret about seeing X number of people and saves a lot of stress. In return for all this if my SO wanted to see someone else that is a treat he totally deserves.

OMG I have been absolutely astounded by the incredibly supportive group of women who work in this industry. Regardless of "where" we work, or what we do (MP, SP, Dancer, etc), we all reach out to each other and support each other through good times and bad. We all stand united in our efforts to help street workers be safe. We all do what we can to keep young girls from being forced into this. And I for one have met some of the most amazing and incredible women through this very industry. I would be fine from a business standpoint without those friendships, but I don't want to be without them. I love these ladies!!!! Xo

For me is the freedom I have. I have had other jobs, been self-employed in other facets, but this one I excel in:) I am able to be creative, be the " sensual giver" I am naturally. I care about my business, the industry and my clients! I have had a great day when I know I have boosted someone's self esteem, confidence and they leave feeling happy!

First-thank you Summer such a great thread:) I got into escorting because I wanted to do what some had accused me of doing,(which I wasn't at the time) because it was said to be wrong/taboo( I am a rebel) and I also wanted a quick way to earn some quick cash-at that time. Now I do it because it's fun, I truly enjoy the freedoms it has allowed me, the confidence it has taught me, the inner strength I have gained from it's ups and downs and I like dating without commitment and having great sex often;) It's also a good source of extra income. Win win.

Common adult industry sex terms, abbreviations, codes, codewords, terminology, acronyms, lingo, and glossary. What does this mean, what is the definition of, as defined in the dictionary, and what do the letters stand for: AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront. ABC = american born chinese ABJ = american born japanese Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts. AMP = Asian Massage Parlor analingus = licking anus Asian = analingus Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup ATF = all time favorite ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth. attempts = trying to orgasm Aunt Flo = menstruation, period B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian balloons = breast implants BB = bareback = without condom BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth) BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial BBFS = bare back sex BBW = big beautiful woman BCD = behind closed doors BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism. BF = boy friend BFE = boy friend experience birdwatching = BBBJTCWS BLS = ball licking and sucking Blue Jay = blow job blue pill = Viagra BSB = bus stop babe butter face = everything looks good, but her face BTW = by the way cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less CD = cross dresser CDS = covered doggy style CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club CIM = cum in mouth CL = craigslist.org CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse. Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you cover = condom cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers cups of coffee = releases = orgasms DATO = dining at the o = analingus DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees donation = payment Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only) DDG = drop dead gorgeous DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue DIY = do it yourself (masturbation) DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth ECR = el camino real EOM = end of message. No text in message body. escort = a temporary companion for hire facial = cumming on partner's face FBSM = full body sensual massage fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice FIV = finger in vagina FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club. FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US. FOV = finger outside vagina French = BJ French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion FS = full service = BJ + Sex Get Brain = blow job Get Comfortable = get completely naked GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor GND = girl next door Greek = anal sex, back door GS = golden shower = urination play GSM = g-spot massage happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty Hat = condom HDH = high dollar hottie HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release HH = half hour HM = high mileage HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven HWP = height and weight proportionate hooker = prostitute IMHO = in my humble opinion interpreter = condom Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks ISO = in search of kitty = vagina Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess. LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH) LE = ellie = law enforcement LK = light kissing, closed mouth LOS = land of smiles = Thailand mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District Missionary = man on top, girl on back mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair MP = massage parlor MP = multiple pops = multiple releases MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club non-pro = not a professional provider NP = no problem NSA = no strings attached OWO = oral without condom OWOTC = oral without condom to completion papasan = male manager of a massage parlor party hat = condom PIV = penis in vagina PL = Pathetic Loser PO = phone operator (for making appointments) PS = private show (Dance) PSE = Porn Star Experience PV = private viewing (Dance) RA = relaxation assistant raincoat = condom RB = myredbook.com rimming = analingus RMP = Russian Massage Parlor ROB = Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away Reverse massage = you massage her Roman shower = vomit play RPG = role playing games Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck SC = Strip Club self-service = you masturbate SF = San Francisco shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer SO = significant other SOG = shot on goal = one release SOMF = sat on my face south of the border = gential region southern france = BBBJ SP = Service Provider SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish = ATM = ass to mouth spinner = very petite, thin girl STD = sexually transmitted disease stroll = path frequented by street walkers SW = street walker TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth TG = transgender TGTBT = too good to be true Tina = crystal meth TJ = Tijuana TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave TLD = topless lap dance tossing salad = analingus Troll = rude and hideous PL Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. TS = transexual TUMA = tongue up my ass TV = transvestite UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ UTR = under the radar WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this) XOXO = Kisses & Hugs YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service 411 = seeking information 420 = 4:20 = marijuana 69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time $ = $100 $$ = $200 $$$ = $300 $$$.5 = $350 (get it?) incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates. outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room. two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.