BownChickaBown

Is the chat room down?

Since last night I have not been able to access the Chat Room beyond it opening-up and getting to the point where it says 'Initialization...' whereby it then just 'hangs'. I don't recall receiving any updates to Firefox or anything within days, so I am not sure if it is this website or something local to my computer. Things were working fine earlier yesterday. Others having the same issue?

IMHO - the biggest sex organ is the brain; The healthier the brain and body, the healthier the libido. I try to find ladies I might have shared interests with (besides sex), and try to establish some kind of rapport. For example, I like humourous girls with a joie de vie. What ever the case may be for you - all the best in your future happy return.

Chandelier Swinging (...soon to be Olympic sport ;) )

Long May Your Big Jib Draw Malika! Passez une bonne anniversaire! Now I dance for you: :milleunenuit:

MMM, Home Sweet Home for me Duckies! Combine sexy ladies in a place well-known for both hospitality and partying hardy - how can one not end up with a kiss or 10 when on the Rock? ...and I can only assume you didn't want to make the lady feel uncomfortable - and kissed back!?! :D ;) hehe MuAHS!!

IMHO, CERB is best used as a knowledge base, and for some Q&A, about the Hobby and sex in general, mixed with a little chatroom spontaneity and of course, generous helpings of humour - ignoring the insecure jealousy of pretentious egotism and the clique, while being mindful of the selfish greedy underbelly of the industry and people in general. CERB is not unique as a forum re: high contributing members leaving due to the lowering quality of overall participation, as the sense of community dies and no longer holds the return on value it once did to be a frequent participant here. (This is a trend across the web and many forums; an evolution of live and learn, if you will.) In general anywhere online or off, without a moderated balance of the rules being applied equally to everyone, it doesn't take long before people continually become marginalized as part of the popularity contest de jour rather than maintinaing "...if you don't have anything nice to say... Please don't say anything at all" (as I once read somewhere). Ironic sometimes how hard it is to find maturity in the 'adult' business sometimes. (Now, of course, like everything in life, we all have our moments - just some people have more moments than others.) Tis the life of trying to mask a capitalistic profit machine as a caring and sharing community. Welcome to the Internet. ...but quit CERB?? No TY - just use it for what it's worth. ...even if it's only to check a schedule, enjoy some photos, find a phone number and have a quick chat to see if luck be a lady tonight ;) As they say: It's not the size that matters, but how one uses it. Enjoy CERB in whatever way it floats your boat :) Largely or smallly.

WHAT THE --BLEEP--!! :| (One says uber surprisedly.) Good Movie - Better Dick! ;) or: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe :D (BwahAH AH AH Ahhhhhhh!)

A suggestion to OP re: unshaved - get to know a regular SP, as I was lucky enough to have a regular I had accommodate this request, whom also enjoyed it as a change. (...before I then shaved it :D ) TV told me the reason why so many ladies go bald is to project the image of being more nubile, which in general guys are more predisposed to being attracted to - as evidenced throughout the history of man. That is to say, (like a bra - hehe) it's an optical illusion. Know why ladies like heels so much? ...or use lipstick? It's all based on science to hitting innate sex cues in people.

You are comparing apples and oranges Shelly - as only 1 person is paying for the other persons time in this Business (yes, Business). Hobbying is not a 2-way street. If it were, it would just be called 'Dating'. While also courteous for the Client to leave their phone off, the SP has already been paid for their time - of which the SP gets their money for their time regardless of the # of phone calls the guy may receive. But when a SP takes time away from a client (whether with their phone or otherwise), it is only 1 person who loses out - the client. So the 2 scenarios are very different: apples vs. oranges. No guy I've ever met will pay a SP to watch them play with their phone for an hour - but I am sure there are ladies whom would be just as happy to charge a guy for an hour, and have them play with their phone the whole time. While the lady may not have gotten any 'playtime', in the end, they were paid for their same time and companionship anyways, right? Ultimately, whether client or provider, we can then choose whether we see that person again if one doesn't like the other. Like most any business, once two (or more) 'professional business partners' work well together - everyone profits! The real issue here is, as part of this 'business' - is to do your best to minimize the amount of money you will loss to the bounty of un-professional people/scammers whom plague this un-regulated industry. That is to say, there is no BHB (Better Hobby Bureau). The best of luck and success with all your endeavours!

Believing in Love is easy - I KNOW I Love WOMEN!! :D My Dating profile is simple: NOT an Asshole - Seeks Same. Yet, you might be surprised to hear I have not found anyone whom meets this basic criteria in 20+ years of being on 'the market'. So, as a realist (without holding my breathe), I simply continue to have recreational sex with beneficial friends and SPs until such time I may find an honest, caring and loving lady whom is interested in sharing a relationship which creates and cultivates a better life for the both of us as we grow old together. Seems like most people I encounter are more concerned with superficial pretentiousness, and individualism, in their character rather than integrity, family and community spirit in making the world a better place for everyone - and not just themselves. ...but I digress. All the best in life and love - in the meantime - Shag On Brother! Shag On!!

If one must be honest (as I dare say I am not alone), - I am just a woman trapped in a mans body :P Long may your big jib draw JennDDD!!

Next, I would like to Honey-dust a sexy lady. MMM, Bee-autiful! ...and what a Buzz!

I did Sydney for the 2000 Olympics and saw a difference in #s, but wouldn't go so far as to say many were 'imported', as most seemed to come from other parts of Oz where business dropped off. Maybe some high-end international flavour was added, but the streets were not lined with workers fresh off the boat. I dare say some prostitutes even came to see the Olympics (ie: as spectators) and simply did some work in the evenings, in order to pay for their partying. In the end, I even dare say more criminal 'politicians' and 'businessmen' were 'imported' than prostitutes.

Morally - The World has ended. Ages ago. :( Physically - The Earth will be here long past humans. :shock: Musically - It's the end of the World as we know it lalalalala :vl: Blind Faith - One can only hope the World might end, and no proof needed. Just believe me... and send a cheque for all your $$$ to me @ 'End of the World Ministries': for any moron who needs safety from their own ignorance. :confused0024: Sexually - One should ALWAYS make Love like it's going to be the last time, and the end of the World, anyways! :hump: Boobs! Regardless of the World ending, Boobs will last an eternity :boobies: Motor-on fellow boat enthusiasts! ;) Motor on!!

Kudos and Congrats on your milestone Sophia - Long May Your Big Jib Draw! Happy Travels as I look forward to catching-up on the flip-side. TC sweetness!

Congrats Sir Cato on 4500000000000 Punts, err, I mean Posts! (...or Is it punts? ;) ) I just wish you would find more time to post pics of redheads and boobs and bums :D Regardless - Good On Ya! Have a Happy Hobbidays and Prospuss New Year!;)

Best Wishes and to many more Sara! Long May Your Big Jib Draw! Hope you get some :body1::handcuffs::obs55::bondage::butt::vf: ...whatever it is you may wish for ;)

So, what you are saying is if I 'pejazzle' my *HEYHEY!* then I would have a 98.7853% increase in women being attracted to it? hahaha :P I can dream can't I!?! To the OP, dare I say: Both!

Bring it on - I've had worse! ;)

Funny how the Web works like that... :sex_porn: . o O ( ...now where was that dang Weather Forecast again? ) :? :D ;)

The Dinner Party

Thanks for giving me my Highlight of the Day Malika! :D *munches on some chocolate covered swedish berries* o O ( ...and imagines what could have been... )

Good on them! I didn't click-thru and read the whole article, but I wonder... ...if she is still a SP? (...to relate it back to this thread topic.) ...and does he still hobby (outside of the relationship)? ...or did they both 'retire' for each other? They remind me of the song in my signature :)

Dang - I bet you looked dead sexy in your 'jeans and tshirt' ;) ROAWWRRR!! Glad to hear you had a brain hurting good time Sara :) All the best with the recovery!