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I tend to operate by a version of the sign commonly posted in some restaurants: i.e. Any shirts, any socks, no service!

@Honey Man: I recognize what you're referring to but I'm certain any clients area would require a whole whack of moderation - i.e. way too much. There is also the issue of who is a 'trusted member'? - someone who has hundreds of posts but rarely strays from the colour of your underwear, what you last bought, what you'll buy next, movie ABC's etc. threads doesn't necessarily count in my books. While cerb/lyla is not a perfect set-up I truly appreciate the positivity and am happy to avoid the 'other' sites.

@Prufrock: I've never had that happen - but I have had ladies allow extra time when we've spent so much time chatting that it takes us longer to assure both of us are very happy and, of course, I've provided an extra tip with the usual result also being that I'll be back for more visits. @Danielle: I completely agree with you - hygiene is critical and y m m v always applies.

Nope!!!!!!

Set your mind at ease. Go get the vaccinations..... maybe I should too but I don't feel compelled to. You are simply suffering from this: and I understand that!

There was an item on CBC the other day about a new virtual reality headset being sold by, I think, google. Anyway apparently porn scenarios are potentially one of the big markets for VR! All this just makes me think of the Woody Allen movie Sleeper: And the Orb in the following clip. lol

I'm assuming it's https://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/member.php?u=102750 whom, although I haven't seen her in over 4 years was, quite awesome. The member's list is always you friend.

"A public march is scheduled" .... Why wouldn't they schedule a public april?

Made an impromptu visit to Barb's on Tues. evening and WOW did I ever have fun! Managed to connect with a spectacularly gorgeous ebony lady, Jewels. This girl knows how to dance and get the party rockin' - her stage show was special! Was on a limited timeline but had a wonderful duo in the CR with her and her friend Desiree.......I'm smitten! Met another couple of pretty blondes - only name I can remember is Nicole... There were plenty of lovely women and too few clients. I think Jewels generally dances on Tuesdays. You won't need to keep your eyes peeled for her - if she's there you'll know!!!

Watched Hyena Road last weekend -twice in fact. Great flick by Paul Gross and acknowledges the challenges facing our troops who have been deployed to Afghanistan and eslewhere. Highly recommend.

I don't know.... I have offended so many times I can't count.... but then I only visit lyla ladies so I doubt I'll be caught 'in the act'!!!

Pete and Notch make excellent points. Just keep it between the ditches - there are two miles of them for each mile of road.

I understand your sentiment but I don't find anything about garlic and onions not yummy! ..... I know I may be in a very small minority but I doubt I'm alone! There is nothing that a sexy bod can't mask for me.

Ms Samantha has an incall in little Italy and I highly recommend her as an SP/Kink/bdsm provider - you may prefer to see her at her downtown location for the kink/bdsm options.

Best wishes Sabrina! You make me feel like spring has arrived and now I know another reason why :)

The lack of truth is probably a warning sign. I'm generally skeptical of anything on BP. Lyla is a much safer bet.

OK all you Mayo lovers: have you ever had Mayo with some mustard mixed in? Numnumnum!

French's Yellow Mustard! the least sweet of the options. I might have chosen French's Ketchup (Made in Canada!) but then Loblaw's didn't want me to...

This is a bit off the thread topic but the 'complaint' posted above was by someone who resurrected an almost 4 year old thread, has, so far, only posted once and contributed nothing ...... would tend to ignore.

There will be a force on the top of the door - the weight on the straps will equal the weight on the top of the door. (Newton's third law anyone?) How much load is transferred to the hinge will depend on how tightly the door fits in the door frame and how well supported the sides of the door frame are. Regardless there will most definitely be a load on the hinge and it could be significant. Also depends on how many hinges are involved. Most interior residential doors have only two hinges. Notes from your friendly, neighbourhood lyla engineer.

I'm not at all familiar with portable poles but I will echo Ami's caution about ceilings and floors: In order to have a strong solid installation, if there is not bracket or base involved, there will be tremendous forces acting on both the ceiling and floor and the surface would need to be back by floor/ceiling joists. There is alot of torque applied to the pole by the dancer hanging off to the side...... .... oh dang, I've got to head to a strip club right now!

I don't currently see a 'Kelly' listed among the hostesses at CMJ.....

No appeal to me.... I can only credit his appeal to stupid Americans (I've many thoughtful, intelligent and positive American friends... hopefully they're part of the brave majority who will elect someone other than Trump) and hope the democratic process works once again!

Taken by two if it's you and Autumn Rainek, better still taken by three if Lady Sophia is with you two.... -20 C or +1 C?

Autumn I'm so sorry to hear about this family situation for you - your daughter is a saint and should never have to have experienced this vile experience. I have a friend who was involved with a UN group in Haiti who had the terrible experience of witnessing the burning at the stake of some 'witches' in Haiti - there were a couple of armed UN soldiers present but they couldn't do anything to stop a gang of a few hundred people from "ridding their community" of the supposed witches. This is a clear example of superstition - the only thing that is when it isn't..... The crowd didn't carry out this evil atrocity because they were superstitious but because they 'knew' these women were witches. Sadly, I believe evil exists - primarily from lack of education and compassionate understanding. Best wishes for you and your daughter. I now better understand your post in another thread.