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Standing for three hours packed in a room with 300 people, next to a guy who smelled like neither his body or clothing had been washed for several days. Also, he was coughing and sweating profusely and I had to keep elbowing him because he kept crowding me. Ewww

I always enjoy the visual aspect of h.j.. Sometimes the ladies are so into it, they look sort of mesmerized, almost as if the snakehandler is hypnotized by the snake. Also, the sausage always looks bigger when it's being cuffed by a smaller hand then my own. lol

According to the package, Natureplex Athlete's Foot clotrimazole cream is also good for jock itch and it's only 1 buck per tube at Dollar Tree. They also sell Milk of Magnesia, so you can pop in and buy a case of each and thigh- pits and armpits will be sweet for quite awhile. However, if the odor becomes similar to gorgonzola or limburger, you must visit a cheese shop and get it checked out.

My advice would be to avoid bathing for 2 weeks and continue daily finger smell tests. After 2 week period if the yeast smell has progressed to fish odor you can bake some home made bread. By that time you will certainly have smegma(head cheese), so you can have some yummy toasted cheese sandwiches !!! Pop a clean digit around the other side now and then to test the bum for excess odor. If all isn't fresh as daisies, just splash on half bottle of Brut. :)

When I lived in Texas long ago, Sonic drive ins had curb side delivery girls. The newest Sonic just opened in Watertown, it is the most Northerly located one, and one of the few that has a dining room. I shall check soon on car-side waitresses and issue a report. :)

The extra large steak fries, baked until golden brown and crispy. Three dishes of dipping sauce: mayo, horseradish mustard, vinegar.

Turkey, ham, fried haddock, potatoes-mashed,sweet,boiled redskins, salad. 5 or 6 salads, a shitload of other stuff I can't remember. Ice cream, apple crisp, pumpkin pie. root beer, coffee

just got in from imbibing too much at a birthday party since noon. the site censored my post twice, so I will reword it by saying tomorrow I will have a throbbing "cranium".

Have a lovely day.

3000, Holy Moly

These are two very smart and funny guys, especially Rowan who's a comic genius imho. Women usually like a man who can make them laugh. If LAUGHTER = SEXY then it must also be said that FUNNY BONE = PHEROMONE.

Thanks MB, that fantastic ginger mane has caused the phone to be in my hand, but glad I didn't pull the trigger. Real long trip for me to get bait n' switch aggro!

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Nicholas and Alexandra story of the last Czar of Russia

Olive Kitteridge Two night mini-series on HBO, starring Frances McDormand and Bill Murray among others. The story of the travails of a number of people suffering from mental disorders in small town Maine over the course of several decades. Bill M. and McDormand are two of my favorites, and are great in this one.

Well, I see the thread still lives, I may as well have another little rant which won't serve to either increase nor end this debate. I live in a very tiny, rural town in an under served provider area, and where the hobby is illegal to boot. A few years ago, I was fortunate to get in on the ground floor with a young massage artist just starting out. She hasn't bothered to advertise at all for some time, in fact I don't think she's taking any new clients. Years ago, when she lived elsewhere, she had a very nasty experience with some black guys which permanently soured her opinion of black folks. Desperate for cash when opening her biz, she took on a few black customers for massage/hand jobs. Others including me were offered hj, bj, reverse, and a few other options. Over time, she also developed a very limited clientele for full gfe service. I must disclose I am an overweight, 6ft. 6in. tall, bald, middle age white man. To be in her select group, you must either be buffed and super hot(not me), or doctor, lawyer, sugardaddy type(not me). Over time through attrition, the black guys are all gone. Is she guilty of racism because she only offered them basic service, and now won't see them anymore? I say if so, so what? She and I have become friends and yet, she still only offers me excellent massage, oily hand jobs, and slobbering bj's. Should I be offended because she won't give full service to an old guy who can't afford to buy her jewels, furniture, or a new car motor? I think I'll stay her friend and accept what's offered even though she's an ageist, weightist, and walletist. All the discrimination in this biz is certainly not all aimed at black men, but let's face facts, that's what we're talking about. If one checks b_ p_ for most any city, the number of providers refusing blacks, also code words(thugs), is increasing. Even for the tiny market of Watertown, near a massive army base, where most all the providers are the travelling black girls, every week there is at least one who says "whites only". I don't know the reasoning, but there must be something. In my view, if a man feels so put out because he's refused entry into her body due to his skin color, and can't just move on, then he might be suffering from some kind of empowerment, rape fantasy thing, and should seek counseling. If a man was fucked with at his job or any other basic human service we expect, I'd be there backing him up. Sorry, this is just a whole different ball game. In other words..."The Lady's Holes', The Lady's Rules". Let us please get back to hangnails, proper pube maintenance, bad breath, and stinky mofo armpits! Then I can quit posting, and return to lurking.

Hi Sophia, I'm glad you aren't argueing with me cause I'm not going to argue with you, or anyone else for that matter. PEACE, CrankF

Stretching Centering Prayer(meditation) Penis Massage( applied by somebody else)lol

Okay, sorry I can't hold it any longer. I get so sick of seeing: "I'm not racist, but" and similar phrases used to qualify statements in this type of conversation. According to the current societal norms of political correctness, any of us born into "white privilege" are guilty of racism every breathing moment. Those who are offended by it are going to continue to have whine with their cheese. This whole context is so unique compared to restaurant service, education, bus seats, or any other situation where people might encounter real discrimination that I say if a lady has to feel that her orifices must be penetrated in order to satisfy societal norms, then the western world is truly in the toilet bowl and the Marxists have really won. The ladies should see, or not, anyone they desire for whatever reason they choose. Those offended can blat, or check out the many other fish in the sea. In other words:shut the eff up and move on. Please: DIE THREAD DIE. Postscript--Just as some are thinking old cF is nasty, I give my diversity qualifications. My two fave ever providers are the snow white Irish Shortcake of Belleville, and the gorgeous caramel Dominican Jasmine, formerly of Watertown.

You will never get it back. It was taken by the ghost of the pleath which was killed for it's hide to make the skirt!! ;)