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crankF

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  1. Bought my dad a 12,000 btu prtable a/c for bedroom and hurt my weak back struugling to put in car. That fucker is heavy
  2. Murder on the Anal Express (Orient) Bonfire Of the Anal (Vanities) The Anal Bunch (Brady) Anal Private Ryan (Saving) Midnight in the Garden of Good and Anal (Evil) Anal Cogburn (Rooster) Our Man Anal (Flint) The Man from ANAL (UNCL BAHAHAHA I like this game!
  3. Sylvania 12,000 btu portable room a/c for my dad's bedroom.
  4. Wow you're hot! An angel with natural boobies.
  5. Sometimes thoughtful, sometimes fun, always enjoyable, I read your posts whenever I see them. Write many more.
  6. My car has a unique autopilot. I say "Belleville" and the car heads right to Shortcake's door!
  7. My bad, "toothpick" was not the best word choice. Hope no slim cerbettes took offense!
  8. Purchased a toilet for my dad@Home Depot , did it online per their suggestion. Waited several weeks on backorder and it came about three weeks ago. My friend who was installing opened the boxes and found a broken crapper. Home D. re-ordered and offered a large discount. Time passed and I received an email telling toilet discontinued! Took the broken one back and got credit issued on visa. Went across street to Lowe's and ordered toilet, (odd shaped corner toilet with triangle shaped tank, not easy to find). Screw buying it on line, it came in a couple days and dad was sitting on his new throne today. Happy to say he does have two bathrooms or he would've needed a latrine in yard.
  9. Celebrating one of my very fave anniversaries today. May 22, 1977 my buddy and I returned from work in Garland,Tx. and saw a note held down on the dining table by a beer bottle from our housemates. It said "thought you guys would want these". "These" were two front row, center tickets to see Led Zeppelin @ Tarrant County Convention Center in Fort Worth. The tickets were bought from a scalper for the astronomical price of---------$20 each, lol. Due to mass consumption of intoxicating substances, it's amazing that I even remember the show but I can, including the surprise appearance of Mick Ralphs for a dueling guitar thingy with Page to close the show. Just thought I'd share one of the fondest crank memories!
  10. In remembrance of my front row space at a Led Zep show 36 years ago today, I'm listening to the 1993 Page remastered boxed set. Just heard Ramble On off Zep 2.
  11. It certainly sounds better than putting some pork in a Kaiser bun.
  12. First of all, let me be crystal clear; my farts do NOT stink, in point of fact they're aroma is sweeter than motherfucking rose petals! Regarding pit B.O. I am always diligent. My skin including pits is super sensitive and I use an excellent all natural deodorant called Crystal which is just a compound of mineral salts and alum. It works well, doesn't irritate, one stick lasts for months even when applied twice daily, and there have been noses right in my pits with no complaints. For the guys who think others enjoy pit odor or caca filled butt cracks, come on now; all that Rastafarian au naturel shit went out with the 70's. I know, I was there.
  13. Just watched Breakfast Club for first time in years, still best teen angst movie ever.
  14. Number 5 in OP is one of my major regrets, not staying in touch with old friends. On occasion it 's possible but more often than not, very awkward to reconnect with the warmth that was once there.
  15. crankF

    Notch is so right.
  16. Wow, I LOOOVE a great handy. Some stroking is always a great way to end a nice massage or even a FS session. Lots of lube or spit is needed and especially so if circumcised. Ladies always rub the sack a little bit, but I like the eggs kneaded and rolled around a bit and some tickling of the taint. Varied strokes are good, a light fingered touch is good for me as well as stroking the shaft with one hand while circularly massaging head with other hand. Toward the end; grip right above the head and power stroke. I like the lady to take her time, slow is good. A couple build-ups to near gasm is good, but not too much because I have gotten so over stimulated and sensitive that I couldn't cum and that's a drag! Some of my most memorable handys were from a friend who liked me to stand in front of her and after some titty fucking, she would have it slathered with spit and lube, squeezing the bag while yanking the crank at light speed until it sprayed. One time my knees buckled and I smashed my head on the dresser---ouchie!
  17. Duck Dynasty of course And as long as we're talkin toothless good old boys; do you prefer Kodiak or Skoal? I don't even know if that's available in Canada?
  18. I thought it would be fun to know everyone's favorite dog from film or t.v.. I always loved Lassie and Rin Tin Tin from telly and the movie Old Yeller when I was a pup. Now that i'm growing long in the tooth, my favorite modern dog is Samantha, Will Smith's German Shepherd in 'I am Legend". By the way, what's become of Will Smith, I like him. Sorry the old man is starting to ramble.
  19. Dang it, I'll make to one someday and bring a bacon wrapped clown for Old Dog. yum
  20. Okra, but I have to cook my own, Oprah has Stilson or wtf his name is cook it for her. Grits or golden hominy?
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