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No, the site is lame because the rules prohibit honest conversation. There’s no new shit to talk about because most places are on the DND list. New members being told they can’t talk about certain providers or warn others about scams won’t revive this site. If they’re second guessing using this site, that’s not a bad thing. For example, the original post cannot be answered, as saying who does what is in violation of the rules.

I have to call BS on this one. The community is small. If one person quits, in less than a week the bosses will know where they moved to without our help. It's not like Forever is still wondering what happened to Rose. While it's not good to discuss what exactly happens behind closed doors, some people go completely overboard when it comes to other things. Like "OMG! Don't say the full address. Just say the street!". Yeah. Like Johnny Law is going to be chasing his tail for months trying to figure out which of two places on that street you're talking about. They know. I'm sure their firewall at work is not blocking LL and kijiji. They probably got better intel on who's doing what than we do. Either we're here to discuss and help each other, or we turn out the lights. Better no information than bad/one-sided information.

Kinda, no, hell yes. The DND does put a damper on some stuff. I can see it's purpose, though. There seems to be new places opening up all the time, so there is new talent coming in. The biggest problem is the rules actively discourage participation. It's impossible to give an honest review. Have a bad experience? All you can do is sit back and watch another guy TOFTT because you can't post a review. If there is a known bad MP, all they have to do is change their name and they get a clean slate to take advantage of even more customers. WTF? We can't warn or recommend due to it possibly outing the offender. It's complete bullshit. The only allowed purpose of this site is to shill for providers so they can claim to be "well reviewed". Well homie don't play dat game. If I can't post a deserved bad review, I won't post a recommendation either. Not about to have this site benefit from my effort while censoring me for telling the truth. So for anyone asking "Has anyone tried xxxxxx?" The answer is probably yes. You'll just have to ask elsewhere if you want an honest answer instead of the site sanctioned "AAA+++ 5-Stars! Great eBayer! Worth double the price!".

Trying to stay positive, I’ll say she’s so good she can get a one hour massage done in 45 minutes.

We’ve already been through this. It’s just to shill for providers. The rules state that honest reviews and any talk about services aren’t allowed. The very first thread in this sub is a recent reprimand for answering questions.

OK. Time to take a break from the usual topic of who tickles your Elmo the best or which Betty is really Betty. Why in whatever deity you pray to's name do MP's use such horrible smelling oil? Let's use Ness as an example, even though they all seem to be the same. You're lying there all relaxed, well, as relaxed as you can be with someone sitting on your legs till your feet turn blue, then out comes the oil. Not just a little splash, but enough to get the Ever Given unstuck from the Suez Canal. A whiff of baby oil lightly dances across the room. Life is good. A while later you're done and allegedly happy. You get up to put your clothes on, then it hits you - you smell like an 18 year old hot oil wrestler at closing time. By the time you get to your car, it's like the smell is getting worse. Sweet tapdancing Buddha, it's following you. You got the windows open and the A/C on, and the shit seems to be fermenting. Can't even check your rear view for a cop or insurance fraud detective because your eyes are watering so bad. You need to go to the store but you know everyone is going to be thinking, "he's been to a house of ill repute". Judgy bitches. Instead, you rush home and make a beeline for the shower, avoiding other judgy bitches. You scrub and scrub, but the water is beading better than a new teflon frying pan. You consider acetone, but it would probably melt the shower curtain. Besides, the smell of your Axe body wash is starting to overpower the rancid baby oil. Now it's time to go wipe the oil slick from the car seat. Thing is, there's some damn good massage lotions out there that don't smell like vagrant's butt crack. Diamond Athletics sells some good stuff, but it's more than $2 a gallon. Has anyone found an MP that uses unscented oil? Or at least something that doesn't make you want to sew bounce sheets into a face mask?

Could be your ISP. LL has a completely stupid geolocation filter that blocks the pictures. They block Starlink users, even though every other site shows the IP is from Winnipeg.

Susan? As in Rose/Susan?

Why? Who’s doing inca... oh. 😳

To be fair, they really stretched the definition of a MP and were blatant about it. Not to mention them advertising and operating during the last lock down, when even the less than honest places had the decency to shut down. A truce can't last when one side is basically rubbing the other's nose in it. If they got a visit from Johnny Law, the only surprise was that it didn't happen sooner.

Yeah, that's definitely not Winnipeg for a massage. Here a fair tip is equal to the massage fee. But good to know there's no point in bothering if I visit Ottawa at those inflated rates. And not once have I ever tipped in advance. That's just asking to be taken advantage of with lousy service.

Meh, not like we gonna organize a get together / beer night. I think our secrets are safe. Pretty sure CCC does it. But she likes to keep all the lights on and the room ice cold, so her massages are not for everybody.

If I'm remembering right, Sandra went to Oui and changed her name to Princess Sara. Not sure where she is now. She was famous for her one handed massage like she was wiping down tables while checking her phone with the other.

For sale: 1995 Buick Century. Runs good, very little rust. Not safetied. Best offer. Oh, this isn't where ads go?

There's nothing in the wording that specifically mentions massage, but I would imagine they would fall under the "non-regulated health services". Only issue I see is the "requirement to collect information for contact tracing purposes". I can see a lot of J. Doe or M. Mouse, 123 Any St. on the list with a phone number of 555-1212. Home based businesses are still going to be watched by the neighbors, as only 2 "designated" people are allowed to visit most households. Legal, but could still get a visit from enforcement just to see what's going on.

They can't all be RMT's and no professional massage involves her being naked, so they're ignoring the rules. When both kijiji and LL have next to no ads and all the regulars have gone into hiding, it's probably not the best time to be a plague rat.

It's like quitting smoking. "just one puff and I'll be good..." lol. A co-worker's mother is in the ICU. Doesn't look like she's coming out. I think I can do without for another month.

Crap. She was one of my favs. Convenient, too. Guess I'm looking for someone new when code red is lifted.

Did Winnie leave sunhope on main or is this a new Winnie copying her name? Need to know who to put on my no-fly list.

Well said. We worried about it six months ago. Now it's 10x more risky and the death count keeps rising. Christmas is done, there's no saving it in only five weeks. I feel for the ladies, but 80% of workers in my industry are laid off with the projections being 5 years until it possibly returns to normal. We all have to do our part. But as Blue says, it's an addiction. Maybe if we weren't enabling each other with "hey! you've got to see the new honkers on xxxxxxx!" kind of posts, it could help? Just a thought.

Story time. Three times over a period of about two weeks, I've been talking to or working with a different co-worker, then the very next day they were off to get tested for covid due to someone in their family being exposed. Three times they came back negative. This week I'm off work. Someone I didn't know about went for a test last week and got the results monday. Positive. Different departments, but we all use the same bathroom, etc.. So now I need to get tested. Problem is, if I was positive and asymptomatic, who else outside work would have been exposed? In my case, nobody, because I haven't done shit for the last week or so. But if I was more sociable...? That's how easy this gets passed around. By the time you find out, you could have infected many others. Sure, some MP's are wearing masks. Some have a bottle of hand sanitizer by the door. But it's still close, intimate contact for an extended time. They washed their hands. What about their elbows or other appendages they might use? Are you 100% sure you don't have it? Really? I know I can't be sure anymore. Are you 100% sure the mp doesn't have it? Are you 100% sure the last guy didn't? Nobody sneezed on the hoop, coat rack, or into their elbow and their shirt was rubbing on the wall where yours is now? You might find out in a week, as long as you aren't an asymptomatic carrier. I might be going out on a limb here, but I'd say a R&T is a little more dangerous than a trip to the store for groceries, which we're supposed to be limiting. Just some things to think about while you're guy #6 for the day with your face in the hoop. Y'know, instead of reminiscing about which place was criticized for not washing the towels a while back.

Nope. Nobody in the city does nuru. You’d think there would be at least one post come up when you put “nuru” in the search box, or even check the posts on the first page. But as I’m sure you’ve already done that, you’ll see there is nobody and no recommendations. /s

How’s the quality compared to Linda?

Lots on kijiji that advertise receipts. Not usually worth the paper they’re printed on, as most are not real rmt’s and the insurance companies are aware of the fakes.

That is/was Sam. I've been a few times, she's not bad. I stopped going because I think your hour starts as soon as you turn onto St. Mary's. Probably worth it just to check it out.