Meaghan McLeod

Welcome. Great site and I've met lots of great friends here. Thanks for taking the plunge and stepping out of "lurker" into "poster". Keep it up (pun intended!) Meaghan

I like Angie because she has some new awesome boots and didn't know she was so talented she could walk up walls. And she thinks she's bi-curious, but actually really digs chicks too. He He

Montreal has always been known as being ahead of the rest of the country in this industry. That has been my experience. One of the reasons guys love it when the Montreal ladies tour in their area.

Might be cheap! Rates are $35 for 30 minutes. Wonder if its this??? I was rather surprised at what was offered at a MP when I was in Montreal last week. I walk in one morning. One side sells videos while the other half is a MP. This rather attractive lady comes out from behind the counter and asks if I've ever been there before. I say no. So she outlines the services. $40 for a twenty minute session where the lady simply gets naked and plays with herself...you can be naked, but can't touch. However, for an additional , you can get "penetration". The girl will put a sheet of plastic between you and her. The sheet has strategically located opening cut out. This is where you insert your d--ck. But wait...first you need to put on not a condom, but a sex toy. She says it's like a real pussy...you can adjust how it contracts and releases. So this contraption (with your member in it), goes into the girl. Maybe the contraptions is this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLV1R_j_gvk Don't know!

I find the time stamps interesting too. At 12:03 you did not know her and wanted to know if there was a happy ending and then at 1:39 you were giving her a review? Lets assume your appointment was at 12:30, and usually most massage appointments are at usually 1 hour, you were back on your computer 9 minutes later giving a thumbs up to someone who in the past has been shown as a bait and switch. We take that seriously here. No cerb member wants to fall for that and get very interested when it looks like another shiller on the loose. My 2 cents

I sent the mod a pm on this. Cute avatar, but not sure of its meaning, so won't go there.

Hi Shannon. Welcome. This is a great site and feel free to ask. I don't have age limits, however I do have a requirement of maturity. I find that some 20 year olds have more maturity then some 60 year olds. So expect that and don't put up with any gruff. Cerb is a great site to find out stuff, maintain a profile, but not always the best place for advertisement, depending on where you are travelling. Posting in the area you are travelling to let them know your schedule ahead of time works well. Then you can get inquiries there and if enough reply, you know its an area that would work to travel to. As far as working in the US, wow, not quite so legal there (actually not at all legal). However, Nevada does have legal brothels (Bunny ranch etc). So I would check that out before thinking that you can just go over the border and work. Don't want to get arrested there, because they will never let you back into the states, and it would be a shame if 20 years from know you want to go to Hawaii for your dream vacation and can't because of something you didn't think through. Btw, if you ever want to talk or have any questions, please feel free to pm me. I am usually around and believe in paying it forward for all the times someone helped me. xoxo Meaghan

Actually quite comfortably. Better then winning the lottery. Thanks! xoxo

I love music. Listen to it when happy, sad, angry, upset and just want to dance. I find that the song I am listening to reveals the mood I am in. I am curious what you are listening too. Just the title, artist, and the lyric that moves you... Its raining men Didn't realize it was by the "Weather Girls" Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low According to all sources, the street's the place to go Cause tonight for the first time Just about half-past ten For the first time in history It's gonna start raining men. It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! -It's Raining Men! Amen! I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get Absolutely soaking wet! It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! It's Raining Men! Every Specimen! Tall, blonde, dark and lean Rough and tough and strong and mean God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do She taught every angel to rearrange the sky So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen! It's RainingMen! Hallelujah! It's Raining Men! Ame---------nnnn! __________________________________________________________________________________________ Additional Comments: Today I am singing Sing something country by Brooks and Dunn. Yes, she blew through the door like TNT, Put her hand on her hip, pointed a finger at me. Said: "I'm a whiskey drinkin', cowboy chasin', helluva time. "I like Kenny, Keith, Allan and Patsy Cline. "I'm a full grown Queen Bee lookin' for honey. "Ha-ooh-hoo, aw, play somethin' country." Yeah, the band took a break, The DJ played P Diddy. She said: "I didn't come here to hear, "Somethin' thumpin' from the city." Said: "I, I shaved my legs, I paid my money. "Ha-ooh-hoo, play somethin' country. "Ha-ooh-hoo, aw, play somethin' country." Have a good day! xoxo Meaghan

I got grief for my furry clam. Even the mods removed my pics for some pub hair. Now its trimmed, bikini line is gone and I do enjoy letting it grow when I am not working, but these days, we kinda hafta at least trim. BTW, I have really curly hair, but my pub's are straight as a whistle.Go figure!

I like RG because I can't stop thinking of him in his fishing gear. The image just won't leave my mind. Oh, and he is so insightful on his responses and I love his sense of humor!

Even if you post a joke, or a link on something that interests you. Give a sense of who you are and what your interests are... xoxo Meaghan

Depends on the experience of the provider. This is why we have protocols we follow. Why we get so mad at those that refuse to follow our guidelines. xoxo

Thanks Cat. I also think that a blerb on the do's and don'ts... Had a client once call my agency. Told them he had seen me before. The agency asked when, how he had seen me. Told them "She brought a gun" to the call. Literally the agency's mouth dropped to the floor. She said "Meaghan did not bring a gun to the call, you must have her mistaken for someone else" and did not want to book the call. Really, talking about guns is kinda way off the mark in this business. As it turned out, I had seen him before, and our conversation was actually "I Bought a gun from where you live", not BROUGHT, but purchased...Some people mumble, and this gent does. The agency does not know our conversations. So if they are asking if you saw her before, say, yes, last week at the Howard Johnsons. Don't tell them about our conversation or what we did. Tell them where and when you saw her before...It really helps. However, we had a big laugh about this, because those that know me, know I hunt and have a gun license and own guns. But, no I don't bring my guns to my calls. Also, I think a thread of funny things that happen when seeing sp's. I had a Lab once, and she got out of the room I had her in for the call. Not sure how she opened the door, but she did. So I said to her "go lay down" in my stern dog voice, but the client thought I was talking to him, and when I turned around he was laying down, with all his clothing on, awaiting my next command. Turns out I might be good at dom after all...I had to chuckle over this one and he still sees me and is not the same man he was before this call. Turns out he likes being dominated and didn't really realize this until the incident with the dog happened. I think a blerb on funny things would really help. Good luck, and look forward to hearing your novel. Meaghan

I travel on outcall in Moncton and would be able to visit Amhurst on an outcall if you are interested. Just let me know. Have a great day! Meaghan xoxo 506/567-9247

For those that know me, they know that I love women. I should have been born a man but really glad I was born a woman because I get the best of both worlds. xoxo

Oh, its because of spring that I am so horny all the time? Well, now I understand. I thought it was because I was entering the phase in my life that women get plain crazy for sex. All the time kinda thing. However, it doesn't explain the rest of the year why I am so damn crazed for it. Short skirts, yoga pants, tank tops, tube tops, bikinis - they drive me wild. I love the warmer weather! Gotta go. Thanks for this thread! Meaghan

Document all information - dates, time, what happened...etc. Beyond that, I find ignoring generally works best. If he escalates it, then you need to go to Law enforcement. Harassquesment is a criminal offence, and if you have all the info they need to "have a talk" with him, then he will stop. There is a malicious call trace option you can dial after he calls you, but I think you have to follow up with LE if you are going to use that feature. Are you staying in a hotel? Is he calling your cell #? or your hotel #. Just make sure that you follow proper screening techniques when you are booking clients. Name, phone #, no blocked calls, no pay phone callers etc before giving out your location. I keep this information for a short time after the call in the event a client decides afterwards to mess with me. Been in this business a long time, and it never happens, because I ALWAYS follow my gut, never take calls from those that don't respect my protocols. Also, not sure why he is doing this, but it is so important that you don't ever fuck over a client on a call. If you don't like him, understandable, but never take the money and run or say you will do a specific service and not give it for no reason. Your reputation is important and you need to make sure you are not doing anything that would make someone mad at you. I'm not saying you did this, but just a friendly reminder that if you did, don't do it ever again. Hope this helps. Stay safe and good luck! Meaghan xoxo

The other option is to contact to lady and see if she will travel to you. If enough requests come in, then they will travel to you. Have a great day! Meaghan xoxo 506/567-9247

I like Victoria because she is so beautiful and I can only imagine what it wood feel like to have her give me a massage. That red dress of hers keeps running thru my mind.....Absolutly stunning!

Welcome lurkers....Glad to see the mods asking you to contribute. We are a friendly bunch here, just give us some insight. It really helps!

Welcome, lurk no more and enjoy!

Thanks Alyssa, very good info on the specifics... Appreciated!

Well sweetie, it kinda hurts when you first do it, but after you have done it a bunch of times it still hurts like crap. Kinda like waxing your back hairs off, but not as bad as plucking your nose hairs out. (I know you havent had either done yet, but you get the picture). Well, if he does de-flower you, make sure you have cleaned yourself first. Go into the shower (thats the room you usually piss in, but next to the toilet is a big tub that water comes out of. There shoudl be soap and shampoo in it too if you listened to your inner voice when you went to the beer store). Turn on the tap, wash up (remember to use the soap and actually soap the areas you know your lady friends want to explore) and then dry yourself up. Please make sure you refrain from using your aqua velva.....I know you like it, but please... Once you are ready, you are ready to be de-flowered. Remember it hurts like a bee sting. Once that is over, you are ready to face the world. Just remember to stay away from bees.....

Hey snaper. Good to see you asking around. Really, its super easy. Find the lady you are interesed in seeing. Learn her protocols. Remember to read about her. How does she want you to contact her? Follow her instructions. Start easy, ask her availabiltiy if not readily apparant. Always know her boundaries ahead of time. If she says she only provides a safe GFE (in case you don't know, this means everything is covered), please don't ask her if she provides bbbj or bbfs. Find out how she wants to book an appointment. Read your reviews and see her pics. If she does not provide the experience you are looking for, start with the next lady. Start over if you half too. Keep looking until you feel the lady you want to see provides the experience you are looking for. Then you can approach her by her protocols. If she says you must answer some questions first, answer them....The ladys security is always the most important thing to address. If she feels that you are not being straightforward in your answers, well, she will move on. Once you have made a connection, then you can start with specific questions. Nothing worse then the first contact is "do you like it up the ass", when the lady specifically states she does not do any form of greek action. Nothing worse then reading about her boundaries and ignoring them. If the connection works, you can then set up an appointment. Book your time, prepare (there is a whole link on preparation, but the most important part is you must prepare your body, she is preparing herself for you). Show up on time, or give the location on where she can meet you. Be prepared to follow her protocols on booking an appointment with her. Do not feel that you do not have to follow her rules. Of course, the fee that is negioated is the fee you must pay when you see her. Do not feel that you can get a lower fee because 1. you are amazing 2. You are somehow more special then everyone else 3. You saw someone once that charged less then her 4 ANY drivitive of this theme Once your time is booked, show up, clean and sober. Give the lady her fee. Be prepared at this point, if you really did your homework to be blown away. Because if you really did, you and her are going to rock the house. She is going to be what you wanted, and you are going to be giggling like a school girl for at least a week. However, this is if you did your homework. Your teacher, Ms. Meaghan Mcleod :makeout: