Butterfly Kisses 2301 Report post Posted August 9, 2011 you know you ARE OLD when you go to post in a new thread and realize you already have!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted August 9, 2011 You know you are old when the woman you dated a few years back (you know the one that was like 20 years younger than you) is now older than most of the women you work with. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Touch 57501 Report post Posted August 9, 2011 When you tell your co-worker that you'll be going to see Alice Cooper in concert that night and she asks "who is she?". When you tell the same co-worker about your favorite movies and she has no idea what movies you're talking about. And I'm not talking obscure movies either, I mean movies like Superman. ("You mean Superman Returns?"...."No....Superman....the first one..."...."You mean there was another one?"...."*sigh*....yes, with Christopher Reeve"....."The invalid? How did they get him to play Superman? With cgi?"). Posted via Mobile Device That Superman story was just too, too funny!! LOL Touch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted August 11, 2011 So, I ran across this today... Do you know who she is? If not, and you want to be made to feel old, find out here... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
castle 38816 Report post Posted August 11, 2011 So, I ran across this today... Do you know who she is? If not, and you want to be made to feel old, find out here... Yup....that did it, lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surf_Nazis_Must_Die 8958 Report post Posted August 11, 2011 So, I ran across this today... Do you know who she is? If not, and you want to be made to feel old, find out here... *sigh* I sure as hell wasn't expecting that! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qwertyaccount 15793 Report post Posted August 11, 2011 You know you're old when your baby sister is a grandmother. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meg O'Ryan 266444 Report post Posted August 11, 2011 When you are looking forward to April Wine at the Navan Fair! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted August 11, 2011 When you are looking forward to April Wine at the Navan Fair! ...and the Stampeders at the Carp Fair!! lmao Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted August 11, 2011 So, I ran across this today... Do you know who she is? If not, and you want to be made to feel old, find out here... You wanna know old??? This 26 year old: is Ringo Starr's GRANDDAUGHTER..... that's right. Ringo is 71. His son Zak is now 46. His granddaughter, Tatia Jayne Starkey has her own band "Belakis"... unlike dad Zak, and Grandpa Ringo, she plays the bass, not the drums. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted August 14, 2011 If you remember this series (1968 - 1973) you may now recoil. Those young hip crime fighters (One's White, One's Black, One's Blonde!) are now senior citizens. Michael Cole and Peggy Lipton are 65 this year, Clarence Williams III will turn 72 and Tige Andrews who played Captain Adam Greer, would have been 91 (he passed away in 2007). Ohhhhhh and by the way, Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill) turns 60 in September.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted August 14, 2011 You know you're old when your household had these items when you were growing up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
castle 38816 Report post Posted August 15, 2011 When your whole body hurts for about 5 minutes after a sneeze....owwwww...my ass hurts....what the hell does my ass have to do with sneezing?! Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted August 15, 2011 When your whole body hurts for about 5 minutes after a sneeze....owwwww...my ass hurts....what the hell does my ass have to do with sneezing?!Posted via Mobile Device Do you remember where you were last night? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
castle 38816 Report post Posted August 15, 2011 I do and unfortunately (or fortunately depending on how you look at it) I didn't do anything that interesting lol. Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Fantasy 144625 Report post Posted August 15, 2011 When your whole body hurts for about 5 minutes after a sneeze....owwwww...my ass hurts....what the hell does my ass have to do with sneezing?!Posted via Mobile Device shut up you aren't old! ok older then me, but you aren't old trust me:D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
castle 38816 Report post Posted August 15, 2011 shut up you aren't old! ok older then me, but you aren't old trust me:D Does that mean you won't give me a sponge bath? :p Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted August 15, 2011 I do and unfortunately (or fortunately depending on how you look at it) I didn't do anything that interesting lol.Posted via Mobile Device Then your plumbing is redirecting things in the wrong direction. I guess it's better than farting and then pooping out your nose! Ha ha ha. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ph*** Report post Posted August 16, 2011 You know you're old when you start insisting that your lover goes on top to do all the work during sex because your knees/hip might give out :P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Touch 57501 Report post Posted August 20, 2011 When you remember the original sex kitten Brigitte Bardot was actually originally a brunette. And if you remember The Legion of Decency declared it a mortal sin to watch one of her movies!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J******aA***l Report post Posted August 20, 2011 I remember when Guns 'N' Roses were "this new great band" and I had to have their new CASSETTE TAPE! Ahhhh yes, the cassette tape, had...first Snoop Dogg Tape, U2 and Pearl Jam Ten....the good ol' days. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted August 20, 2011 ... when Crocs become more attractive because (a) they don't require the wearing of socks and (b) they don't require bending over of any kind to put on. ... when the space between the top of your pants and your nipples significantly decreases. ... when the word "nap" appears in your daily list of activities consistently and often more than once in a day. ... when you realize practically every piece of music you own predates the Clinton presidency. ... when you can remember when nobody shaved down there. ... when you remember your dad complaining that he was considered rebellious because he didn't wear a hat. ... when going to church was something you dreaded rather than just ignored. ... when Baby Duck was the wine of choice in Canada. ... when getting a tan meant actually spending time outdoors. ... when you remember knowing someone who was born in the 19th century. ... when all of the athletes, musicians, athletes and artists you idolized as a kid are either senior citizens or dead of natural causes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Touch 57501 Report post Posted August 20, 2011 Great list Old Dog! Yes, I am old since I consider napping an 'activity' LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reuben Sandwich 13841 Report post Posted August 21, 2011 Who had: Penny loafers (not me) Mukluks (leather soled winter boot that disintegrated by New Years) Cow hide winter coat ( heavy as all get out but McLeod wore one(Dennis Weaver)) Transistor radio stuck to your ear and a comb in your back pocket even though your hair was 1 inch long. Brylcreem a little dab'll do ya Desert Boots Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted August 21, 2011 You know you're old when you have progressive bi-focals to see up close and you still need a magnifying glass sometimes because you can't see the fine print on some items. I could have used a magnifying glass yesterday when I thought some type of a carpet beetle was a bed bug because it looked the same to me as what I saw on the net. My sudden paranoia was brought on due to a client who came to see me who had bites on his lower legs and told me he got them from wearing sandals with his jeans and the horseflies got up and bit him. Those bites looked similar to some college students I observed on the bus who were talking about how much they hated their apt. because of the bed bugs. So as the story goes, I freaked out, but a friend of mine came over and looked at the remainder of the bug I squished and chuckled and pointed out to me that this bug had wings and bed bugs don't have wings. I couldn't see the wings for the life of me, so I made her pry them off. Whew!!! Look Ma, no wings on these suckers. I hope I never have the pleasure....yucch! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
