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This one was probably mentioned but here it comes again.

 

What can I get for 100$?

 

 

On your website under fetishes......

 

"Please ask me what you get for 100 bucks ? " and you'll get....

 

For $100 - a kick in the nuts

 

For $100 US - both feet

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On your website under fetishes......

 

"Please ask me what you get for 100 bucks ? " and you'll get....

 

For $100 - a kick in the nuts

 

For $100 US - both feet

 

But it's $200 US if you want to be kicked in the nuts by both feet at the same time

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But it's $200 US if you want to be kicked in the nuts by both feet at the same time

 

What? My regular SP only charges me $80 and I can get it for $100 in Dream Land city. Why should I pay $200 US for the same thing with you?? And I can even get it for free anytime I want from non-escort women! Come on, gimme a good deal, RG! ;)

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But it's $200 US if you want to be kicked in the nuts by both feet at the same time

 

Should be $1636 US for both feet RG. Odds are kicking with both feet at same time may result in headaches or sore back. Unless you are Jackie Chan ;)

 

 

What? My regular SP only charges me $80 and I can get it for $100 in Dream Land city. Why should I pay $200 US for the same thing with you?? And I can even get it for free anytime I want from non-escort women! Come on, gimme a good deal, RG! ;)

 

There is no such thing as FREE sexy pants. !! Free means in this world....."HA .jokes on you......you'll pay when you least expect it ! .....SHOW ME THE MONEY" ;)

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Don't try to make eye contact with me while you're having a cigarette and mouthing words and glaring at me in the bank parking lot when I'm on the phone sitting in my vehicle. This is happening all the while your wife is sitting in the car. And to add insult to injury, she caught you last month when you were careless in deleting your texts and she happened to text me pretending to be a potential customer where I ended up being very nasty to her. I never gave him up and never will and now drawing more attention to himself. Where the hell is your sense of discretion and respect to your wife?

 

....pretend we never met each other. Left a very bad taste in my mouth.

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To touch a bit on what Tanya said above..

I do agree that many times it's just a miscommunication, or men who aren't very skilled socially, but a large majority of time it's also just them being rude and insulting on purpose. When I'm having a conversation with someone who's inquiring to meet me, and I just don't feel like there will be much chemistry or something about them seems off, I politely tell them I don't think we'll connect well and would prefer not to go through with a meeting, but wish them the best all the same. When they reply with a "well you're a stupid b*tch I wouldn't even touch if you paid me." or the always lovely "well f*ck you then." that's not social awkwardness, that's just them being an asshole on purpose. And even in different situations, the similar reaction of them being rude, disrespectful, or downright insulting is not something I should have to take lightly. I'm usually quite easy-going, even if they're a bit cold with their texting, until they actually give me a reason to take offense.

 

On another note! Another MAJOR turn off, was back when I worked for an agency, I had left an outcall at a hotel earlier than expected, and the driver was not around. For the next 20 minutes while I waited for them, a man came and told me he knew exactly what I was there for, and he wanted to take me out sometime. When I politely told him I wasn't going on a free date with him, he said "oh no, I would never pay for sex. But I'm going to take you out anyways."

Uhhh, no thanks creepy stranger, maybe next time? :P

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Publicly questioning a ladies rates and doubting she is "worth it".

 

If you feel her rates are too rich for your budget, move on. There are others who have no problem paying her rates.

 

I remember going to a fancy restaurant where there are no prices on the menu. The gent who took me knew I would never pay the rates for a steak supper. I could cook a steak supper for 6 people for what they charged.

 

He never let me know how much that dinner cost. It was truly the best steak supper I've ever eaten, and he obviously had the money to treat me.

 

If I'd never gone, I'd probably still think their menu wasn't "worth it", but since I've been there, I'd go in a heart beat.

 

 

Well worth the money spent.

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I really do believe that most Sps do not want to come across as bitchy or lecturing clients, but sometimes it may appear so because we get frustrated with certain things. Fortunately the good ones do make up for the bad ones and in my case the so-called bad ones are in the minority.

 

But I honestly believe that clear and concise communication is the key. In my experience when things have gone off the rails it's because something ended up getting lost via text, pm or email. This is why I personally prefer a voice call before confirming any appointment to make perfectly clear that all questions have been answered and protocol has been covered.

 

I am not in any way criticizing any other providers' screening, but for me, there is no final confirmation unless I have spoken to them first. This has saved me (and would-be clients) valuable time.

 

I have to remember, I may not be a good fit for that person, and if so, I tell them, and if they feel the same and tell me so, I try and not take it personally. In fact, I will gladly refer a client to another lady I feel may suit his preferences better, if he communicates in a clear, direct and polite manner.

 

I do not pretend to speak for all providers, but I believe that most of us would like a potential client to review what's stated in our ad or site before contacting us, follow our protocol and be polite. Period!

 

And ladies, to respond in a timely manner.

 

Speaking for myself, remember, if you call, leave a vm or text me and I don't respond right away, and it's several hours, or day passes before I can get back to you, I will probably not respond unless you make it clear that I can. This is because I have no way of knowing whether you're still free to receive our text or call without compromising your privacy.

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Why why why do guys make plans to.book with a lady and have absolutely NO intentions on seeing her????

I will never understand it it make no sense what so.ever

Its very frustrating for us ladies to make time for you and get ready even postpone other plans we may.have just to accomodate you

Smh

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I also dislike that. I find, if they don't enquire about our services, available times, rates, etc., then they aren't serious, just want to waste our time. A lot of time, these are the late night ones, younger ones, looking for some 'fun'. Sort of like they used to do, way back, making prank phone calls. Same poop, different pile, I check the time, and a lot of times, simply don't even bother replying. Sorry boys, don't waste my time.

:)

 

I too, when first replying, prefer email to texting. It allows me better access to ask what I need to, get the general 'feel' for them. I have some special requirements/ standards they have to meet, so this way helps as well. If they meet those, answer me back, then I know they're serious, and we move on.

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My apologies if it sounds like I'm preaching to the choir or I sound frustrated or bitchy. I've rarely had problems with cerb clients but I'm sure it's interesting to read to get an inside view on what we deal with.

 

While I enjoy being an SP, nothing is perfect.

 

Here is my latest..

 

A client an SP she has seen once and asks for a discount because they want to be a regular.

 

To be a regular is shown by actions, not words.

 

If a person really wants to turn an SP off, just say the above and guaranteed she won't want to see that person again.

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I also dislike that. I find, if they don't enquire about our services, available times, rates, etc., then they aren't serious, just want to waste our time. A lot of time, these are the late night ones, younger ones, looking for some 'fun'. Sort of like they used to do, way back, making prank phone calls. Same poop, different pile, I check the time, and a lot of times, simply don't even bother replying. Sorry boys, don't waste my time.

:)

 

I too, when first replying, prefer email to texting. It allows me better access to ask what I need to, get the general 'feel' for them. I have some special requirements/ standards they have to meet, so this way helps as well. If they meet those, answer me back, then I know they're serious, and we move on.

 

If a person doesn't confirm my rates then that's a huge red flag for me. When someone contacts me, I'm processing their words Nd actions very quickly.

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For the most part the gentlemen I have had the pleasure.of speaking to on cerb were always true to their word

But you know there are always a few bad apples

I understand life happens and sometimes plans have to be cancelled but if you have NO intentions on getting together with the lady please do not waste her time

We do have a life besides this and its very annoying when we make time for you to only end up being wasted

 

If you boys want to get off without booking please just go watch a porn

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Thank you so much Danielle, for subscribing me to this thread. I so like topics that have a good conversation going, and about something I can be passionate about ( pardon the pun). I'm loving everyone's contributions, by the way, I hope you all don't mind, even enjoy mine every once in a while!

:)

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There are many good gentlemen out there that I have had a pleasure to meet and know, and love to see them walk through my door. And I appreciate it as you treat me with respect I will respect you back.

 

This evening I had the "pleasure" of meeting a guy that literally "went" before he came to see me with another sp!! I found this out with another lady this evening by calling her and telling her and she said she saw the same guy an hr earlier...wtf?

 

Now, it has also happened before as a woman can tell if the man had some fun before he saw her. For me I like to please the man to the utmost and also be pleased, and when a man does this , it's literally no fun :(

 

NOW THIS IS THE BIGGEST TURNOFF EVER!!!

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I haven't read the entire thread yet so I may be repeating what others have said. I apologize ahead of time if I have but it does keep these things fresh in everyone's mind :icon_wink:.

I will say for the most part I have had wonderful conversations and dates with some gem members, who either post or just communicate to book and I'm fine with that. Everyone has their own unique way of getting to know one another.

 

My turn offs are:

1. When I'm expected to be someone's beck and call, sorry but I have a normal regular life and another business I run as well.

2. When I am not contacted in my preferred method, as I have one main method for members I have yet to meet and members I have met can use all options I provide.

 

3. The rushed PM or text message a-thon, let me respond to the first and let the conversation flow (not a fan at all). Patience are a virtue!

 

4. A simple thank you for your time but no thanks is very easy, don't just not reply that's rude and looks very bad for members who do that and that makes them come off as a waste of time. Be respectful of our time.

 

5. Read the ad(s) and/or website fully and then contact with further questions.

 

6. Questioning my old donation amounts and business model that are now irrelevant, this is only acceptable if we have met and you have been grandfathered in. Please don't tell me what my donation amounts are, big NO NO!!

 

7. Making up numerous fake names and not stating you are a member until you are asked for a reference (It makes no sense to lie about your membership, unless you have something to hide. RED FLAG), I check and find out the truth. Along with many other methods to verify who I may be alone with, safety first!!:icon_wink:

 

8. Introduce yourself, a name and a bit about you (age, interests but something) Rates? or U available? is a major turn off. A simple hello I'm **** is not so hard. For the most part it implies no true interest, possibly nervousness but most likely laziness and I may not bother to even respond as I state in ad(s) and my website. You can't take back first impressions, now with that said I have met some gems who really did not know how to take that first step and I'm happy I didn't automatically hit delete.

 

I'm sure I have more but I will leave it at that. It may not be that a lady is not being professional by not jumping when you snap your fingers, we have regular lives and do ignore or blacklist based on how were are initially contacted and the tone in which we are contacted in. I have no problem feeling bad anymore about saying "thank you but no thanks" and declining to meet anyone, I have the final say if someone wants to book.

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Guys who are new and nervous and want to be coddled. I understand that a first time can be nerve wracking yet i can only make a person feel comfortable up to a certain point until they have to take that leap and come see me. Ian very good with first timers but if a person doesn't want to come because they cant go through with it, please do not waste my time and cancel when you are supposed to be calling me for directions. Cancelling as early as possible is the best thing to do in this situation.

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Guys who are new and nervous and want to be coddled. I understand that a first time can be nerve wracking yet i can only make a person feel comfortable up to a certain point until they have to take that leap and come see me. Ian very good with first timers but if a person doesn't want to come because they cant go through with it, please do not waste my time and cancel when you are supposed to be calling me for directions. Cancelling as early as possible is the best thing to do in this situation.

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Or don't book till you have actually made up your mind.

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I totally agree with you!

I understand meeting someone for the.first time is a little.nerve wrecking especially if it.is your very first encounter, but to send numerous text back.and forth booking a.time then text me.back to say I am very.nervous is very time.consuming and frustrating after I have gotten ready and possibly turned down another appointment with someone else

I cannot nor will I.coach you to come see me

Please only call.once you are 100% positive you are comfortable and ready

 

Also, I do realize that you gentlemen.sometimes like to.shop around and that is.fine with me(variety is the spice of life) BUT to text numerous women at the same time is slightly a turn off

 

Try speaking to one at a time then maybe you wouldn't get caught up with sending the wrong messages lol jussayin!

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Not to be graphic or crude but please when you go to visit an lady, do not do YOUR business in HER bathroom! Fortunately for me it has only happened twice in my time as a companion that I've had to endure the stench or witnessing a disgusting toilet bowl afterwards.

 

And one time having my toilet backed up in the hotel I was staying at and had to change rooms ( very embarrassing telling the front desk this) after someone ate a heavy lunch and literally jumped up to go to the bathroom. I make him take shower twice after this! Please take care of these things at the gas station or coffee shop down the street and take a shower at the lady's place upon arrival.

 

No one needs to witness this or smell the after effects. Please and thank-you!

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Thank goodness I haven't had to endure that yet(not that human bowel movements are anything unusual, but it's not too sexy to smell it!), but I have had someone use one of my fresh towels to wipe his butt, and then shoved it deep under my sink so I wouldn't find it until after he left, was certainly a surprise to find! :P

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Not to be graphic or crude but please when you go to visit an lady, do not do YOUR business in HER bathroom! Fortunately for me it has only happened twice in my time as a companion that I've had to endure the stench or witnessing a disgusting toilet bowl afterwards.

 

And one time having my toilet backed up in the hotel I was staying at and had to change rooms ( very embarrassing telling the front desk this) after someone ate a heavy lunch and literally jumped up to go to the bathroom. I make him take shower twice after this! Please take care of these things at the gas station or coffee shop down the street and take a shower at the lady's place upon arrival.

 

No one needs to witness this or smell the after effects. Please and thank-you!

That embarrassment goes both ways. Unfortunately these things can pop up unexpectedly. Just wondering if you would be understanding if the guy canceled instead? I know if I was just arriving to your place & I got a cramp attack I would not want to go in.

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Oops! Please ignore the last few characters. The 'f' is not THE 4 letter word but part of a broken word/slash sentence that was sent before completion.

Peace :)

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This is hilarious and very disturbing at the same time...

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Thanks Angela...lol. I actually had that happen to me years ago...I was doing my laundry & when I came to take it out of the washer someone had already taken it out & used one of my towels to wipe their ass & put it back in my laundry basket...that was gross!!

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