Turn-offs for a lady

[Nicolette Vaughn 294340]

"I dont have money to pay for your services but would like to take you to a nice restaurant?

 

Wt? Lol if you can pay for dinner for 2 people at expensive restaurant but not my services?

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[Nicolette Vaughn 294340]

Crude private messages. Yes, that one liner makes me REALLY want to meet with you. NOT!

[peacectryguy 12523]

"I dont have money to pay for your services but would like to take you to a nice restaurant?

 

Wt? Lol if you can pay for dinner for 2 people at expensive restaurant but not my services?

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This made me laugh. Why contact an SP if you have no money? Do they honestly think they can charm her into giving it to them for free? You gotta know their idea of a "nice restaurant" is Denny's. I guess Denny's is a "nice" enough place, lmao.

[VictoriaJolie 64127]

This made me laugh. Why contact an SP if you have no money? Do they honestly think they can charm her into giving it to them for free? You gotta know their idea of a "nice restaurant" is Denny's. I guess Denny's is a "nice" enough place, lmao.

 

You would be surprise how often it happen

[Meaghan McLeod 179664]

If the lady says she does not provide any anal services this means do not put anything in her bum. Nothing worse then in the middle of things you decide to stick your finger up her butt when she is not expecting it.

 

I've never figured that out. I can understand those that didn't know, but if she told you ahead of time no receiving of anal, that includes any part of your body or object in or near her bum. Not just your cock.

 

Cock pics - even from a regular. I mean your cock looks so much nicer in person. When you send a pic of junior, he looks so much smaller on a 2 inch screen. I know you love Jr and so do I, but unless i tell you to send a picture - please don't.

[Oil Guy1 230]

I'm new to the world of SP's as of this summer. I saw a beautiful girl that is very intelligent and i'll be seeing her again shortly.

I was telling a friend of mine that's divorced too and sick of the dating scene (we call POF Plenty of Flakes :) about my experience.

He's thinking of trying a SP and asked me how to approach it. I told him from the one girl i've met, and from the women's profiles i've seen on this site, to treat it the same as if he got a response from a beautiful girl that's smart on the dating site. She decides if she's going to see you or not.

Read her profile, be nice, remember your manners, and she'll let you know how it will roll :)

[Nicolette Vaughn 294340]

Weirdos who have no intentions of making an appt. And when I say weird, something is off about them from the get go just by speaking to them.

 

Secret agents - attempting to think they're being secretive when they really aren't fitting into the scene at all when visiting an SP. They make their behaviour obvious by being so secretive. Then complain about neighbors seeing them when they have to leave. Well what do you expect when parking so damn far away? Had you just followed instructions you would have been able to immediately get in your car and drive away.

 

Not following protocol. Don't follow instructions, no appt.

 

Just people who act creepy even though they attempt to try and act "nice". When you have a sixth sense, if something seems wrong, red flags always pop up.

[roamingguy 300291]

Weirdos who have no intentions of making an appt. And when I say weird, something is off about them from the get go just by speaking to them.

 

Secret agents - attempting to think they're being secretive when they really aren't fitting into the scene at all when visiting an SP. They make their behaviour obvious by being so secretive. Then complain about neighbors seeing them when they have to leave. Well what do you expect when parking so damn far away? Had you just followed instructions you would have been able to immediately get in your car and drive away.

 

Not following protocol. Don't follow instructions, no appt.

 

Just people who act creepy even though they attempt to try and act "nice". When you have a sixth sense, if something seems wrong, red flags always pop up.

 

Speaking of secret agents, why even have hidden profiles on CERB. Red flags pop up for me when on CERB, where your profile is anonymous and you put on your profile just what you want everyone to see, why hide it.

Makes no sense to me at all

When guys do it, I can see all sorts of warning lights and alarm bells going off for women

And for ladies a hidden profile doesn't lead me to want to contact you to see your profile...I move along.

Anyhow, don't know if a hijack, more a segue from the previous post, oh and a rambling too

 

RG

[Hannah Star 2136]

I usually dont mind texting but when I specifically say in the ad "email booking ONLY due to lack of cell phone reception in the location" its quite annoying because I'm unable to respond and unable to recieve the texts without restarting the phone and travelling to a more network-friendly spot...and so I miss out on business and when I get back I home , recieve angry barrages of txt msgs b**chin me out for my lack of text msg communications of answers to their million questions and pic requests LOL.

p.s. wind mobile sucks

 

 

 

email me anytime ;)

xoxo

[50 Shades Raven 31380]

it is ridiculous what we have to go through some times.

I have a calendar on my website that states when I am available.

If the calendar is reviewed, then one knows when I am available.

Seeing an email that states, 'sometime today' for an encounter time.......very vague and I have no idea what time you are referring to.

 

We all have profiles, and some have websites.

If we ask you to look at our websites/profiles before contacting us, please do!

it makes for a better experience all around.

 

As for conversations, I like conversations, just not endless texting and emailing.

I ask for a phone number as I want to speak to you in person. This is not an unheard of practice.

I don't care how many 'high end' sp's you have been with, I don't know you and I want to know who I am talking to.

 

I am not always able to receive emails or texts, therefore I have taken those contact options from my website and profile.

I contact you once I actually see it.

I am not in an area always that has great reception, so I am unfortunately limited to contacting you as soon as possible. This is why I ask for at least a days notice, so that I don't seem rude.

 

Endless texts/emails, especially one-liners, are not going to get us anywhere.

if you like what you see on my website, then contact me in the manner I have asked.

I love the excuse, 'I can't access the web'!! buddy, if you have my profile or have sent me a message through my contact page, you have internet access!!

 

I don't give out my address to some random person that happens to message me, and i don't repeat everything that is in my website just because you are too lazy to read it.

 

Please take the time and be considerate, we as sp's are.

[VictoriaJolie 64127]

Genvieve That Was hilarious !

Why do people don't read..I get ask my rates when it on my ads ..you can read the phone number to text me but not my rates now I'm starting to understand why some ladies write four- zero tree five four nine etc

[SexxxyRebecca 57975]

Random "hey"

[LuxeMulvari 65764]

Random "hey"

 

Or better yet "incall?" or "what are your rates?" without so much as a hello...

 

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[Guest]

Although, I think this is done in/with good intentions sometimes.

 

Please, guys, do not bring up other escorts in the manner of comparing or stacking up another escort to another escort. Each escort is their own individual and isn't that fact, the thing that makes partaking in escorting so great.

 

I know for myself that I don't want to be anyone other than Peachy/Val. I offer my services because those are the ones I feel comfortable with. I always tell "Jimmy" if he is comparing me to "Suzy", that if he wants "Suzies" services and is unhappy with mine, to go see "Suzy". Comparing me to another escort that provides X, Y, or Z will not get you anything from this Peach. Or comparing me to someone else in my eyes, is just mean. I can't be "Suzy", even if I wanted to, so why even try? Honestly, it just makes things uncomfortable.

 

I don't look at other girls in escorting as competition. I encourage my clients to see other girls and I'm happy when they do. I want a client who is happy to see me. I mean, I would never force or ask anyone to come see me, outside of advertising and if we are not a good match, so be it.

 

I also would never cut down or talk about another escort ill willed. I just don't see the point in this. Please don't do this with me, I really don't like it.

 

Please leave "Suzy" out of my bedroom. Unless, it is conclusive to a positive conversation, we may be having.

[Andee 220524]

I really hate to sound preachy or bitchy, but the biggest turn-off for me are clients who decline my offer for them to use my washroom to wash their hands. Or those who do, who only let the water run for a few seconds without using hot water or soap. Then later insist on digits. Sorry, not going to happen.

 

The worst is when he replies, "no I don't need to, I just showered before coming here". Do you not realize that I am probably not interested in being fingered by hands after having touched everything en route (e.g. door handles, steering wheel, cell phone, and God knows what else).

 

Perhaps I will start stocking latex gloves.

[Guest]

Although, I think this is done in/with good intentions sometimes.

 

Please, guys, do not bring up other escorts in the manner of comparing or stacking up another escort to another escort. Each escort is their own individual and isn't that fact, the thing that makes partaking in escorting so great.

 

I know for myself that I don't want to be anyone other than Peachy/Val. I offer my services because those are the ones I feel comfortable with. I always tell "Jimmy" if he is comparing me to "Suzy", that if he wants "Suzies" services and is unhappy with mine, to go see "Suzy". Comparing me to another escort that provides X, Y, or Z will not get you anything from this Peach. Or comparing me to someone else in my eyes, is just mean. I can't be "Suzy", even if I wanted to, so why even try? Honestly, it just makes things uncomfortable.

 

I don't look at other girls in escorting as competition. I encourage my clients to see other girls and I'm happy when they do. I want a client who is happy to see me. I mean, I would never force or ask anyone to come see me, outside of advertising and if we are not a good match, so be it.

 

I also would never cut down or talk about another escort ill willed. I just don't see the point in this. Please don't do this with me, I really don't like it.

 

Please leave "Suzy" out of my bedroom. Unless, it is conclusive to a positive conversation, we may be having.

 

One last point: Asking for a certain service if it's not on an escorts restricted list is okay. This is very different from comparing one person to another.

[Emma Alexandra 123366]

Penis pictures. I probably said it before but worth saying again. No pictures please.

[1963Kennedy 10698]

Gentlemen: HOW MANY TIMES have I read it here; please lets wash our hands with soap and water before play. And that's what the doctors are saying now with cold and flu season upon us.

[roamingguy 300291]

Penis pictures. I probably said it before but worth saying again. No pictures please.

 

I posted on Twitter (don't think here) but even so, guys who want to take a picture of your penis, ladies often use cell phones so think how your penis pic really looks to the lady, probably similar to shrinkage

So unless you want the lady to laugh at you, and deny your request for a date, don't send pics

 

RG

[Guest Cr**gCa***ng]

I really hate to sound preachy or bitchy, but the biggest turn-off for me are clients who decline my offer for them to use my washroom to wash their hands. Or those who do, who only let the water run for a few seconds without using hot water or soap. Then later insist on digits. Sorry, not going to happen.

 

The worst is when he replies, "no I don't need to, I just showered before coming here". Do you not realize that I am probably not interested in being fingered by hands after having touched everything en route (e.g. door handles, steering wheel, cell phone, and God knows what else).

 

Perhaps I will start stocking latex gloves.

 

Even when not asked to do so I always wash my hands upon arrival for the reasons you mention Angela. If I forget, just send me to the washroom and I gladly comply. If I even have some much as a sniffle or any sign of a cold I postpone with adequate notice and that I will reschedule. Just common courtesy really. As well, I always shower at home before going to meet a lady but if I get there and she wants to have a shower together to get things started I'm "up" for it. Gotta love soapy fun!

 

Additional Comments:

One last point: Asking for a certain service if it's not on an escorts restricted list is okay. This is very different from comparing one person to another.

 

This and your quoted post go in tandem with what you and I talked about recently (Chemistry Lesson) as to having chemistry or not having it impacting upon what happens or doesn't happen behind closed doors. I can't even do comparisons as it isn't something that even comes to mind. I have been with the same provider on two different occasions but the encounters were not the same even though they were both wonderful. Personally, I cannot get over-analytical in all this. I see nothing wrong about asking a question if it's not on the list of restrictions, but as we all agree YMMV. I'm a simple guy who likes to keep things spontaneous within our comfort zones. You will see this when we meet up soon Peachy ;)

[Nicolette Vaughn 294340]

"Tell me you're worth it." SPs don't have to prove anything only the fact that they provide a good service and make a client feel welcome and comfortable.

[Studio 110 by Sophia 150333]

When giving a massage, and I reach the buttocks, and give it a good rub, spread the cheeks and all I can see and smell is dirty bum:( That smell will linger everywhere!!! So yes you just took a shower, why did you not clean in there?

Getting into a shower for 2 is funny sometimes too. When your guest all of a sudden turns into a statue arms out, and I am having to say ok, get your back wet so I can wash you...now turn around...now lift your arm....now rinse...like am I wash a little boy? Is odd to me?? Why all of a sudden do you forget how to shower? I just try to make them relax and get playful, but doesn't always work that way.

 

Here is a bad one....when you see *something* and the person says it is a skin tag....ummmm, no....it looks like cauliflower! There is a clear distinction in what they look like! Guess your never getting anything but a massage with me . Makes me wonder how many times they told a lady it is a skin tag? How many believed him?

[Nicolette Vaughn 294340]

Since when is there supposed to be a senior citizen discount. "I can't afford it. I'm a senior citizen." If a person can't afford these types of services, why are they calling?

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[roamingguy 300291]

Since when is there supposed to be a senior citizen discount. "I can't afford it. I'm a senior citizen." If a person can't afford these types of services, why are they calling?

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Maybe they'd like an earlybird special too LOL

 

RG

[Phaedrus 209521]

Since when is there supposed to be a senior citizen discount. "I can't afford it. I'm a senior citizen."

 

Well, since the precedent usually offered is restaurants... maybe you should do what they do, throw some cheap ice-cream in the freezer, and give them a free dessert.

 

To go, obviously :)