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Moving boxes around in a condo and having to put them on the balcony for a while when suddenly realizing a dildo falls out of the box onto the ground and under the space between the glass partition of the balcony. You try to catch it but it's too late... On the flight down you cover your ears in hopes that no one will see or feel anything. You can't stand the wait anymore and just when you're about to peek over 14 floors, you hear someone scream "WTF!!!!" and realize that a big pink 10 inch dildo just hit a passerbyer on the head and is now continuing to roll somewhere down Somerset St West.

HILARIOUS! I once came down to the moving truck, after loading my entire apartment into the elevator, and found the guys who were moving me sitting in the truck giggling their faces off. When they saw me, they just pointed at the shoebox I kept my toys in (I used to have a small collection, hahah) and said 'that box is vibrating'. HAHAH!

Totally agree with Meg. We're giving you our address and letting you into our homes. If we can't be trusted with your phone number, it doesn't give me much confidence to give you my address. Also I can't understand getting a second phone just for hobbying, unless you're hobbying every day it seems like a giant waste of money! I've called phone numbers back if I've missed them by seconds. I have my number set to show up blocked, and if a lady answered my default response would be 'Is Sara there please'. I can say with confidence, on behalf of all the reputable ladies here - we're not out to get you, we wouldn't call and bother you - we wouldn't be in business if we were!

So... last year we discussed things that were awesome... not like a billion diamonds awesome, but like sunshine awesome. This year we are looking at the anti-awesome. Things that suck. Large. But not large like a plane crash, or having your toes grow together (if that happens)... everyday suck stuff that you can look back at and sorta, giggle. 1. Grooming yourself at the public restroom, you lean too close to the vanity. It appears SOMEONE had been doing a full body bath before you. Result... faux pee stain on the front of your khakis. 2. You struggle and strain with the lid on a jar of something... say like jam (or instead of like jam, jam would suffice.) You pound it with a knife, you whack it on the floor, you run it under cold water. Finally brute force spells success. As you make the final brutal turn, the jar slips from your hand, flies through the air and crashes to the floor. Smashed into a million pieces, a million gooey sticky pieces. You have the lid in your hand. 3. In an intimate gathering you feel the discomfort of excess abdominal pressure. Using your ninja skills, you pass the discord silently into the room... forgetting the meal of cabbage rolls and sauerkraut the night before. No one is amused; they look at you and speak of a person that dines regularly on roadkill....

In fact, if one keeps the boxers on, that's going to be a default sign for the masseuse for what the client wants, and the massage will never evolve beyond that.

Wow! I realize how unnerving that could be! You must have totally freaked out! Please, let her know the circumstances should you have been totally awkward during your encounter! She will be appreciative!

This is a hard thread for me to read as it hits really close to home. To here how a woman can fight so long for her son, do anything to be able to provide for him and spend time with him, is the most amazing thing a person can do in my eyes. I personally know how hard it is to care for a child with autism, it's not easy! But for her to be able to do so with chronic illness is outstanding. She is the second person I knew to do this. Reading your threads about her makes me wish I could have met her. she sounds like an outstanding person in my books. She must have been a strong person.

I was the same as livenudecats until Zoe cleared it up as well,does anybody know if it was a illness or something sudden,I was aware of how important her son was she would drop everything to look after his needs and he was definitely her first priority at all times. i,m not very religeous but i remember this from a the service of a close friend who died way too young ! Father in heaven, have mercy on the misery of this world. Forgive us for our part in causing the pain of others. Waken us as never before to the preciousness of your mercy bought by the blood of Christ. Fix our hopes so fully on the joy of heaven, that we become the freest of all people on earth. May our everlasting memories of your grace make us glad of all you changed and all you forgave. In Jesus' name, Amen.

Well to clairify a few things, I was not looking for a recommendation, I was seeking a reference (completely different) which he said he had, he then told me who it was but then said I do not think you should contact her as she may not like it (this companion is reference friendly and I have been in touch with her in the past) Then he asked to use another lady, one of whom does not even ask for first names and books from payphones (so for my safety and those I know, I would never accept it). I do not understand what the big deal is, if you enjoy your regular companion SO much and are worried of her thoughts (which I am sure 99% of the ladies would be more than happy to vouch for you to see another companion) If it is going to bother you so much, like anything else WHY see someone else, or better yet find a companion that does not require a reference. I have made it clear to those I have spent time with that I am more than happy to vouch for them if ever needed. What I do not need is someone saying well I've seen Emily and she will be hurt if I use her name. Any companion who contacts me for a reference knows I screen thoroughly and never has to worry as I would only give my honest feedback. A reference is a matter of some ones safety and well being, if I choose not to give a reference and something happened to that companion during her date I would NEVER forgive myself. We are NOT in high school any more, its time everyone treats others with respect, stops making assumptions (unless they know the truth) and deals with this hobby the way it is meant to be dealt with - Relaxing and Fun This is an industry that really has no regulations so to speak and ladies run there business how they see fit....One can only hope that one day a valid reference is a requirement by all companions.

If I think there is even a remote chance that I might know some one, I'll send my pix. Also gives the woman a chance to change her mind and run for the hills :) Peace MG

The problem I have with Quebec separatism is simple, really. Any people who have been conquered in war are likely to lament the loss of their sovereignty. The French lost to the English. And, ever since, the French have wanted their country back. It's understandable. However, efforts to being that about have done more harm than good to Quebec. The 93 referendum, before a single vote was cast, resulted in a mass exodus of many corporations who had housed headquarters there up until that point of uncertainty. That alone was a huge setback to their economy. Trying to legislate the survival of their language and culture has dissuaded many other businesses from dealing extensively with Quebec. Sign laws are, plainly, a headache that many people don't want to have to deal with. I am not anti-Quebec or anti-French. What I dislike is that a minority in one province is constantly causing strife for a majority in that province and in the country in a losing effort that would not result in a stable country anyways. I mean, in 93 the goal was to separate but keep the Canadian Forces personnel stationed there, not take their portion of the federal debt with them, keep our currency and have an exclusive deal with us for natural resources. Seriously? If they want to go, go. But, under any circumstances than those listed above, they would fail from the outset because they would be bankrupt. All in order to protect a culture and language, beautiful as it is, from illusory predations and oppression by the federalists. Find better ways of working as part of Canada and keeping making your culture attractive to people, instead of trying to dig a moat when nothing on your side of it can stand on it's own.

In my opinion, it is a business friendship. However, the individual interaction between the hobbyist and the escort may transcend the surface of this arrangement depending upon the individual dynamics that exist between the two parties involved. For myself, first and foremost I treat someone as I would like to be treated. Regardless of occupation or job title, I always see the person first. In the case of an escort, lets remind ourselves that she is someone's daughter, perhaps someone's sister, or perhaps she is also a mother. That said, I prepare for an appointment in much the same way as I would for a civilian date. I'm always clean, prompt, courteous and respectful. I feel these qualities will only serve to enhance one's experience. I have in the past given tokens of appreciation to my regular ladies by way of a thoughtful gift e.g. (perhaps her favorite perfume etc.) I have been handsomely rewarded in kind. I've had ladies return the favor in numerous ways, including spending their own time with me. I remember one lady took me out for lunch before our appointment. She didn't have to, but she wanted to since we had developed a friendship of sorts. Another lady spent an extra three hours with me at no charge... I take that as a huge compliment. The have been other instances as well, but it goes to show that we are all human, we all have emotions and feelings, and more importantly we are all capable of connecting with another and sharing a part of ourselves. This is what makes the hobby so wonderful and in my view, so special.

A couple of thoughts on this. I should probably qualify them by saying up front that I'm in a similar position to you - MPs and indy MAs are what I do, generally (all incalls) so I know very little about outcalls. Anyways... As others have said, all this screams "incall" to me. Obviously this is no use if your heart's desire only does outcalls, but if you have an option that may be the way to go. Secondly, a backup plan might be an idea, depending on how fussy you are about who you see. If you've already booked a hotel room, it may be an idea to have an agency number or two in your back pocket in case of Real Life getting in the way - it happens, sometimes. At least you can have fun and the room isn't wasted. Finally... don't sweat the fact that you'd rather have fun than work late. Seriously. Your leisure time is by no means worth less than anyone else's, irrespective of what you do with it. The fact that you've decided to spend time with a delightful lady rather than any of the other pursuits that life offers us is in no way an inferior choice. I daresay you know this already, but just in case it needs saying - you have no reason to feel guilty about not working when you have a prior engagement! Remember, nobody has ever said on his or her deathbed, "I wish I'd spent more time at the office!" :)

All of the skills the ladies have described can prove invaluable in this business. But also, good old experience from the school of hard knocks is the only way to really learn the ropes so to speak. We are very fortunate now days to have online communities like CERB to share our experiences. When I first got into the business, it was agency out-calls and it seemed like "no-one" would tell you anything. I learned a lot of things by trial and error. Which is why now I am committed to mentoring or helping any SP (who is mature and committed to being the best they can be) who may ask for guidance.