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I can't see why you say you are only seeing upstanding sps, yet you clearly don't find any of these upstanding and reputable sps (who have good reputations they would not want damaged) worthy of any kind of trust from you. fwiw, trying to compare not wanting an sp to have your work # with not having hers is faulty. You do have her work #, her work location (which actually has a huge potential danger if you turn out to be a disreputable client). Far and beyond anything you provide to her. It just does not compare, to be used as an excuse, sorry. If you do not wish to provide something fine, but please don't try to also justify it in a way that suggests ALL of the sps you have seen and are currently thinking of seeing cannot be trusted with more than your phone #. If they can be entrusted with your nekkid body, I think they could be trusted to keep all of your other secrets.

So, he's supposed to write some introduction first before he asks his question? That's bullsh. If the guy wants to know who offers or is into face-fucking, and he wants to post a general request rather than search through a ton of websites and so forth, that is his perogative and I really don't see what the big deal is. We're not little kids. Face-fucking really doesn't require that much trust, even if the guy is holding your head. You know why? Because he's got his dick IN YOUR MOUTH. It goes too far or it goes south or whatever, just fucking bite it off. He won't be holding your head or ramming his dick down your throat then, will he?

You see, Samantha Evans, dear, The poll results we had last year, The winner was our MegforFun, But outpolled was she, by one named "none." I checked for writings spawned by "none," But I could find nary a one. I searched and searched, both high and low, I searched and searched both to and fro. The enigmatic one named "none", Dressed not in lace nor like a nun, She was completely absent here, She showed no boob, no face, no rear. I sat and wondered who she was, Or more precisely, who she does? To garner such support from those, Who prefer their women with no clothes. So as I will most often do, I ask for members to eschew, The woman that will post no blurb, On our beloved little CERB. So in ending I will merely ask, That you take heed, here is the task: When voting for the girls we love, Consider not "none of the above." The End.

Ok, two new places I feel the need to promote (not that they need any help!) HINTONBURGER!!! So fucking good. I have never inhaled a burger faster. It is totally worth $7. Whalesbone. Ok, so unless you like seafood and are a foodie and you have some cash to spend, this is not for you. BUT, if you feel the urge to splurge and you love seafod, you will love Whalesbone. The raw oysters are fresh and delicious and they make a red wine vinaigrette with shalots to go with them that is to die for! I followed that up with an appetizer of smoked mackerel and then scallops with creme fraiche, corn, and blue cheese. I was totally in heaven. But let me warn you, it's not cheap! For two people, we had a bottle of zinfandel, 9 raw oysters, appetizer of smoked mackerel, I had scallops, he had the sardine, then we had dessert (a sundae bar, yo!) and a grappa. Total + tip: $254. Was it worth it? FUCK YES. Plus, the staff is amazing and totally fun.

Just stumbled upon this monstrosity of a song so thought I'd breath life back into this thread http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmw0qCdSn-I&feature=related ......that's what I get for spending my afternoon surfing internet porn instead of working out. I'm going to take that as a sign! Off to the gym with my sorry ass!

The pleasure was mine, Karine! ;) Now here, with her gracious consent, is the magnificent Claire. Additional Comments: New pics just posted by Claire:

Very true about the YMMV scenario. Although I'm not a PSE companion (no anal and CIM) I do enjoy giving and receiving safe rimming (with a dental dam only). I know it's not the ultimate feeling but it's better than nothing and my temporary lover(s) and I still enjoy it very much! :biggrin: Needless to say that impeccable hygiene is a must in this case and not limited to this particular intimate activity! Have fun and be safe!! Additional Comments: Rimming your partner before giving him an awesome prostate massage makes for excellent relaxing preperation...

I'm craving a glass of pinot grigio.

Old Dog, the Zombie Apocalypse must not be bad for business! In uncertain times, paid companions have traditionally helped to relieve stress, provide hope, improve men's sense of prowess, etc. Personally, I'm stocking up on clean sheets, condoms, lubricants, bondage and discipline equipment, as well as various toys. I'm happy to advise that I have friends who are avid breeders and trainers of hamsters who will merrily run generators, as required, to re-charge sex toy batteries. I would advise the gentlemen here to become adept at using e-mail money transfers rather than take the risks associated with waiting at bank machines before visiting their companions. Meanwhile, the ladies will develop screening methods to secure against zombies attempting to pose as potential clients. E-mail correspondence may become de rigeur, since zombies are not known to be able to write, let alone use computers. The Internet, of course, will continued to be powered by hamsters, mice and trained rats. As always.

I Merged this. Keep in mind that this is NOT a review board as well. I know in this case you scored her with perfect numbers but RATTING the ladies is NOT permitted on this site as many of the ladies get very upset when this is done and I have to go delete them all and hand out warnings when they ladies ask to have them removed.

I don't think I ever said we should be allowed to voice negative reviews on CERB. Infact, I pointed out that this is a "recommendation" board not a review board. I do belong to another board where I am free to do a negative review if I wish. My comments are not and should not be taken as criticism of this board or lobbying for change. I was simply trying to illustrate that in many cases a negative review when warrented can be quite useful. As a business owner I realize that all complaints fall into one of 3 categories. The frivolous ones from clients God couldn't make happy, the minor ones often the result of miscommunication and the real ones that result when my employees or I don't do our job. As much as I don't like the 3rd type, I don't run from them but use them as an opportuntiy to learn, correct mistakes and improve our customer service. I know of a few cases where even the lady in question took the criticism in a constructive manner and used it to improve on her services. Sure the frivolous ones bug me but I don't let them ruin my day because I truley know, in my heart and 99% of my good customers know, they are not true. Any decent SP shouldn't be afraid of negative reviews. If your good at your job, you won't get many and the of few you do get, most will either be recognized by your fans as frivolous and the others you might learn from. Anyway, I'm not complaining or advocating change here on CERB. Just giving an alternative opinion on reviews Cheers

There is some really nice story here...I had a fantasy/story in mind, but not sure if I want to write it here, because it's a little bit "darker" and edgy then the previous stories and also english isn't my first language and I hate writing nice story full of mistakes:(

Here I am stuck in the city, highway,s closed and i can,t drive home, so what to do ? I,m near polo park so i decide i,ll maybe take in a movie, I head into the ciniplex and start to look at the various movies trying to decide which one to take in, its kinda funny when i go out to the movies i know what i,m going to see but since this was unplanned i had no idea what i wanted to watch.There was the usual comedies and drama,s and a foreign film who,s poster caught my attention, as i was standing there i noticed an extremely cute blonde mid thirties kinda bookish looking but something about her the way she moved caught my attention,then she was gone! I sat there kinda day dreaming and when i turned around i noticed the lineups for most of the normal movies were growing rapidly, a lot of people seemed to have come in out of the snow, looking around i noticed there was,nt much of a lineup for the foreign film and my decision was made. I chose a seat in the middle towards the back of the theatre,there were a few people infront of me and a couple on the isles but no one really near me, i was watching the opening credits the lights dimmed and the film started, as the first sub titles appeared someone slid by the the couple on the isle and worked their way down sitting right beside me, it was kinda wierd with all the empty seats around and when i looked over i saw it was the blonde i had noticed earlier, she said hello and quickly mentioned that she hoped i did not mind but she didn,t like sitting alone she wanted others to assume we were a couple so she would not be bothered by anyone. She removed her coat placing it on her lap and i noticed she was very well developed and was wearing a shear blouse with a black skirt and tall tall boots, she smiled and seemed to settle in and watch the film. The film was actually quite interesting it was a drama with romance overtones taking place during the second world war and as a foreign film the romantic scenes were quite explicit more like soft porn to us prudes on this side of the atlantic-lol. As the film progressed my theatre companion began to slowly lean my way until she was not, but almost resting her head next to my shoulder, her hands seemingly resting in her lap under her coat. I caught myself every now and then admiring her legs in those boots and thought i was imagining things as her skirt seemed to ride up exposing more and more of a set of perfectly shaped creamy thighs. It was hard not to keep peeking the movie had become quite erotic at times and i began to notice, imperceptivly at first, her hands moving under her coat, could it be , was she actually touching herself ? I could hear her breathing now short quick breaths her eyes closed the hands now noticibly moving now, then sound started to rise from between her legs a soft yet noticable squishing sound was eminating from beneath the coat and she had started to moan ever so quietly !I was trying to stay focused on the screen but could hardly keep my eyes off of her and i was getting hard myself it was impossible to ignore.Suddenly she let out a long full breath and her movements slowed out of the corner of my eye i saw her eyes slowly open and return to the screen thankfully not looking at me and the raging hard on i was trying to conceal, my one arm covering my lap the other perched on the armrest separating us by mere millimeters. She shifted in her seat as the movie was drawing to a close and raised her hand from under her coat placing it softly but firmly on top of mine on the armrest it was warm and wet to the touch, i looked at her and she smiled sliding her hand up my arm to my cheek and then over my lips ,i opened them and she traced her wetness across my lips as i reached my tongue out a little to taste her, she slid her hand down my chest to my lap as she rose out of her seat quickly kissed me on the cheek and while squeezing my cock told me she would be back the following friday I come every friday she wispered as she left me in awe !!!!!

I have really struggled with this thread. I didn't know how to voice my feelings and not sound shallow. Then, I heard something that inspired me and justified my true feelings... "The most important relationship you have in your life is the relationship you have with yourself; cause, no matter what happens, you will always be with yourself" Diane von Furstenberg. This really made me realize that I am the author of my own life story. I must first love myself before I can give to others and I do! I feel that I am a very compasionate person and this comes from self acceptance. I have had many ups and downs in my life and way too many struggles but I am wise enough now to understand that these experiences have shaped me into the person I am now; a person that I respect and love. I guess, inspiration needs to come from within before we can see and accept the multitude of inspiration that surrounds us. With self acceptance comes a great urge to help others and to learn from them!

What inspires me? People like Big Al, one of our very own here on Cerb. His honest and heart-breaking confessions of loneliness and sexual frustration instantly remind me how lucky each and every one of us actually is. There are so many things we are guilty of taking for granted. Until of course, something happens that jeopardizes that. Mobility. I guarantee almost all of us make each and every physical movement without giving it a second thought. Imagine not being able to just reach down between your legs for a moment of comfort or relief. Everything works down there, yet you can do nothing about it. For many of us, that alone would be excrutiating. Even if he could do something about it, he never has any privacy. Due to his CP, he requires assistance for all tasks. When its time for bed, he's left from 12am. to 10am. alone in his bed, unable to move or turn over, let alone get up and go for a middle-of-the-night-pee. So for 10 hours a day he is alone, in his bed, a virtual prisoner in his own body, unable to perform even the most basic of movements. Yet, he is an intelligent, unbelievably sweet, positive, understanding, patient, selfless, generous and an overall amazing human being. He has an incomparably great sense of humour and knowing him has changed my life in so many wonderful ways. Big Al is my own personal hero. The first time I went out to see him, and could finally see with my own eyes, the daily obstacles this young man faces, I was instantly in awe of his unwavering positivity through it all. Yes, we have all in our lives been faced with hard times. I am no exception, but when put into perspective, I can walk, talk, feed myself, type with all my fingers, drive a car, swim, ride a bike, masturbate... So please, the next time you feel down or you've just had a shitty day, remember folks like Al who struggle everyday with much bigger hurdles in life than the rest of us. We, unlike them, have the freedoms of mobility and speech. Inspiration comes from those who do not but continue to carry on, despite the unfairness of their condition. I salute and admire you all.

I have been searching for the perfect purse for eons. I've come close a few times, but never found one that suits my needs exactly, including the years I toted around a Lands' End diaper bag. I want a bag that's big enough for everything without looking like it's holding a lot of stuff. I want it to look good both when it's nearly empty and when it's almost too full. I want it to have compartments that stay closed but which will magically open the first time I reach in, say, to answer my cell phone. I want it to be made of beautiful, finest-quality leather, soft as butter, but able to survive a fall from an airplane, if required. I want it to repel dirty slush, mud and watercolor paint. When required, I want it to magically produce that lost lipstick or eyeliner pencil. Of course, it should always have contain enough spare change for the parking meter and should frequently surprise me with an unexpected $50 bill tucked in some corner. As it ages, I want it to look graceful and storied, not like it's been knocked-around for much longer than is seemly. Naturally, I also want it to make me, by association, to look more lovely and cultured, but also more easy-going and friendly. If you find one of these, WiT, you know how to get in touch with me, don't you? ;)

Not only food, yet music plays a part as well in the sensuality of the mood for sex. Chefs listen to different types of music at different times of the day which definately correlates with the food being made. :icon_smile: Food, music and great sex definately go together hand in hand.

Personally, I find the 'reviews' on the other board, overall pretty tasteless and gross. Far too many gory details and the SP is spoken of as if she is simply a piece of meat. At least here, attributes other than just the physical are mentioned and celebrated. A little off topic I know, but still worth stating, I think.

This is a most difficult question to answer. In my life I have seen some of the most vile and disturbing acts anyone can ever imagine. I've served in Bosnia 3 times, Croatia twice, Kosovo twice, Afganistan twice officially and 4 times on short stays, and Iraq twice. Recently early in the summer, I was also in another war zone. This is an experience I would not wish on anyone, what you see in the movies gives you no concept of the realities of war. I was very happily out of it all, when I was asked last fall to go back and take on a slightly different job. Is this something that I regret, no. It was a very difficult decision to make, and I made it for the right reasons. Why, because protecting those who cannot protect themselves is always worth the risk. So what is it that inspires me? A moment in time, I sometimes ask myself if it was even real. During some of the worst fighting in Iraq, something outstanding occurred. We were in Az Zubayr, it was I figure around 6am. Fighting had been raging all night and I was on almost no sleep for 3 days. I came around a corner with the young soldier who still serves with me today, weapons were up and ready. I still don't know what caused either one of us to hesitate, something didn't feel right for whatever reason. As we came around the corner there was a little girl standing there. I don't know why she was there, she must have been maybe 6 or 7, but she smiled at us. Both of us lowered our guard just so she knew we would not hurt her, she reached down and picked two little flowers that were growing next to the wall and walked over and gave them to us. The young soldier and I looked at each other in amazement....how could something like this happen here, in this place, under these circumstances? Then she smiled again and walked away...I still wonder how any of it was ever real! Well it was real, I still have that flower tucked away in a very safe place. It reminds me that no matter how terrible things can get, there is always something that can make you smile and remind us, there is some good in this world! My grandfather said to me as a very young boy, "Do what's right, not what's easy". I live by those words every day, and will never give up hope on humanity.

I so have to dis-agree with your comment here, what occupation someone holds, does not not make me decline a visit with them. If I am asking for someones work info it is to screen them to see that they are who they say they are, not for any other reason than that. I have NEVER had an issue with anyone booking an encounter and not being able to pay for it, and regardless to what one does for a living that does not make them any more hygienic that the next person

Your first mistake is in assuming there`s a consensus of how to be a escort.. and that there`s a community that decided how this is done. All that it takes to be an escort is the decision and to advertise. No work ethic or skills are required. You only find out who is reliable by trial and error and by reviews (hopefully). This is about the only job I know of where a girl can be late, rude, or not even show up and still be given another chance with that person or another client. Any other job and she`d be fired in a heart beat. Lumping ladies into a group doesn`t work.. same here in Ottawa.. it would be like getting bad service at a restaurant and then lumping all restaurants in the city in the same category.. I sympathize with your plight though! I finally toured Winnipeg after being begged by so many guys to visit.. and had about 3 or 4 standups. I also however had several bookings that went very well. I certainly don`t judge the city for it. It happens when girls tour. It`s murphys law as well..the longer you travel the more likely something will go wrong :( See Soleil next time :) she`s fun, busty and professional! oh! red flag for me in an ad.. anyone who claims to be available 24-7. If she is indeed available like that.. she is a crackhead In my experience. If she isn`t.. she has no problem with false advertising.

I find similar behaviour mostly on other *ERB boards where guys PM me for advice, sometimes several very insistant PMs, and never say what they decided to do or how things turned out. I find that rude. Touch

Oh, come on, Old Dog. Is that hard For such a clearly awesome bard? This really is a situation To enhance your reputation. I must confess, I find it odd To hear from our beloved Mod That there are those that will not vote And who are just content to note Results from others at their task But seriously, I have to ask - Just what kind of Devil's minion Cannot form their own opinion? Finally, there is good news: Should you be lacking for a muse I'm sure the ladies here on CERB Will help you with your latest blurb.

Smoked oysters on black peppered triscut crackers, with very aged cheese. So good!!! Also Pizza, little secret I eat it almost 3 times a week :) xox