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Anne Hathaway, she could read me the phone book and I would be turned on! Can't wait to see her in the new Batman movie as Catwoman. Addendum: Anne Hathaway in any role in any movie could read me the phone book and I would be turned on! Thanks Andy.

You know, I've been a folk dancer for 10 years - Arabic, Indian, Krump, American Tribal, Irish Step, as well as Poi play. Never before has a dance style so thoroughly hurt my body! I'm on my second week of pole dance lessons, and my butt is getting KICKED! I have a whole barrel of new respect for you beautiful pole spinning vixens! You made it look so easy, and I was tricked! Mwah!

yes it will be one of those other sappy post:) I have been on Cerb for pretty much 2 years no (despite what my joining date say, it was a fuck up)...it has its up and down. up and down... I've been extremely annoyed at people, wanting to almost strangle them, ,some people make me cry of joy...learn that well being an Escort isn't being a street walker, or the high end class escort at 1000$/hr ( I though you only had those type when I first join). I've made some friends, whatever SP or hobbiests... Sometime I feel like saying, screw you Cerb, I hate your drama (cause there is plenty of it on here), but I still keep coming back because, well it's an amazing advertising tool and I can't be judge like a piece of meat, like some other erb website...it's a place where I get to voice my opinions and not be judge for it (well ok sometime I am)... I just want to thanks all those amazing people that have been in my life, private or escort-ing life for the past 2 years, most of you did touch me in a nice way, or random way that I still remember you BOOBIES FOR ALL:D and here is one of my random and brutally honest post:D

I am not exactly sure that this an appropriate thing to do here but I'm asking anyway. I have a friend in Mtl who is a single mother with a 16 yr old autistic son. She lives to make sure her son is constantly stimulated with life and his dreams. They are sometimes simple. He has been fascinated with balloons his whole life. But something as cheap as a hot air balloon ride is not in her finances. So she entered a contest. The kindness here would be if you took 30 seconds and went and voted for her picture. All you have to do is click on vote. No scam, no registering, just a 16 yr old who has a chance for a simple balloon ride. Thank you Chanel http://www.ballooncanada.com/index.php/en/concours_banque_laurentienne/decouvre_la_photo/110/popularite

being thirsty for coffee and pouring it into a cup you forget had your sparkling water in...plus adding sugar...{done after an appointment when i was cum dumb}..sparkling coffee not so yummy..

I totally agree...I used to be a sponsored female break-dancer. flips, stalls, floor-work, knee-spins, you name it! and never seemed to leave a break-comp with even the slightest bump......my first month of pole-dancing and I wound up with so many black welts on my inner thighs, knees and inner arms that my mother was concerned that someone was beating me! I take it easy on the pole these days and focus more on dancing and swinging...that will change tho when I have my own pole for practice at home soon. Ashley at The Playmate makes my arms and abs hurt just watching....shes a definite star on the pole! :)

I like RG because he often posts nice messages in my guest book and he is a nice guy :) Posted via Mobile Device

This is just what I wanted to read on my Sunday morning, this is turning me on so much. I enjoy seeing my cumshot on a woman's body or face and even in her mouth. So to all the ladies that love it too, I'm a huge fan of yours.

Thanks for a report on another gem, SA.

It's a secret and you will have to PM me to find out! ;)

Oh those crazy Conservatives.... Jason Kenney is the Minister of Citizenship, Immigration and Multicultualism.... CIM for short.... that microphone is pretty close...

Sticking with the geek theme, Seven of Nine:

Eric from True Blood (Alexander Skarsgaard) Omar from the Wire (Michael K. Williams)

I think the point Sara's making is that yes, we are also interested in their personality and how intelligent, fun, charming, etc they are. Those aspects still go into the decision process of who we want to spend our time and money on. But at the end of the day we are still there for sex. It's the sexual encounter that is being sold....would you still be paying if you knew all type of intimacy was off the table (even kissing, cuddling, etc) and that all you were going to get was an intellectual conversation, or just have fun "hanging out"? Basically would you pay someone to be your friend and nothing else? A lot of you may be tempted to say yes, hell...even I'm tempted to say yes to that question. But the hard truth is no, we wouldn't... we're paying for sex. And anyone who says they would pay to just hang out with her, when there's someone else in line who's offering the same exact companionship + sex? I'm afraid I'll have to call bullshit on that one. Really not trying to objectify women in any way....I know full well the ladies here are real people with real feelings, insecurities, issues, etc. But a good analogy is to picture a really good restaurant, with excellent food, and and excellent wait staff who are really friendly and attentive, always on hand to refill your drink when it gets low, coming by often to make sure the food is ok, etc. After going often you start to build a kind of repore with the staff. Now imagine if that restaurant stopped serving all food and drinks...would you still go there and pay money just to hang out with the staff? Of course if I've built a repore with them I'll try and keep some kind of friendship going with them because I enjoy their company, but I sure as hell wouldn't pay for it. I was paying for the food. I think she's saying that yes, cerb is a wonderful place, the community here is great, but it also makes it easy for us to forget what it is and what we're all here for. I know I've been guilty of it...I've sometimes gone weeks without checking the "escort" areas and just looking at the general discussions...and all of a sudden remembering "Oh yeah!......there's escorts on here!" :D

Hi Soleil. I just noticed this thread, and wanted to send you love and support.

RG, You are CERB's Churchill -- CERB, like democratic governments, may too often drive people to distraction, but it is still so much better than any existing alternative. Jumping from the frying pan into the fire is rarely if ever a good plan... Take care all, Touch

There are no dumb questions. There are only dumb answers. Also, it's waaaay better to ask a stupid question than to make a stupid mistake :) There have been quite a few threads on references on here: here's one (there are others, but I was too lazy to look further). Well, the ladies will be able to give you a better answer than me, but in a nutshell: as with everything like this, it's the small minority that screw things up for everyone. It's all about the safety of the SPs, and about them taking whatever steps they need to to feel safe when putting themselves in a position where they're alone with a complete stranger. Well, some ladies don't ask for references at all, but they'll probably have other screening methods. The may use third-party reference sources like the 'check' services, or they may just want to chat for a bit (by email, pm, phone, whatever) to get a feel for who you are. There are also a few threads around where guys have questioned the need to give out as much personal information as some ladies ask for and have generally been shot down in flames. If a SP asks for information you're not prepared to divulge then you just don't see her, that's all. At the end of the day, each individual SP will do as much or as little screening as it takes for her to feel comfortable and safe seeing you, and if she isn't comfortable she probably won't see you :) Not sure what others do, but I've always contacted the lady who I'm going to ask for the reference first to check she's OK with it and tell her who it's for, so it doesn't come as a complete surprise. And AFAIK most SPs are absolutely fine with giving references, since it's all for the safety and well-being of other SPs. They're not going to get pissy about you seeing someone else... after all, they have other clients. As for the Catch-22 you mention above with getting started - I don't think it's necessarily that bad. Some ladies don't ask for references, and I think some that do will screen via other methods if you can't provide one. If in doubt, you can always drop the object of your desires a mail to explain that you're just getting back into things, and ask if she's OK with alternative screening methods.

I had already been experienced in this business but never knew I had this talent until I used a sex toy and never had a full body orgasm. I could always cum or gush but never experienced that feeling all over where your eyes are about to roll in the back of your head and never squirted. I was in my mid 20's and had an exclusive arrangement with a client at the time who had just came back from a business trip and brought me a gift. It was a 10 inch dildo who we affectionately named "Mr Pink". This person and I had great chemistry so it was only natural for us to try something new. I ended up laying on the bed and giving him a bj with my head leaning over the bed. He pulled out the dildo and started to use it on me. Things only got hotter from there and while it was strange to use a toy because of the material it was made with, I was extremely turned on. There I was with his cock in my mouth and he started using this dildo on me. I started to get wetter and wetter and all of a sudden I could feel a strange sensation go from my toes to my head still with his cock pressed deep in my throat. I didn't know what hit me and then I started squirting everywhere to the point where I hit myself and my friend. I jumped up alarmed by what was happening and then there was a huge gush. He said in a soft voice "You just had an orgasm and squirted everywhere." I said, "Ï'd like to try that again sometime." From that day forward, an Ottawa squirter was born.

So who will give you your Birthday spankings?? Have a great day sweets! xoxo

I had a terrible lap dance at a club today so I thought I'd come back to this thread to share my favorite dancers solely based on the CR experience.... Playmate: Foxy, Annessa, Destiny, Brianna, Natasha Barb's: Shannon, hands down...I would spend hours with her if I could! Most sensual experiences I've had in the CR have been with her...but I've only seen her once...if anyone knows what her schedule is like, let me know! Additional Comments: Danika works during the day. :)

I actually never thought about the whole world of escorts or sex trade workers until I read this book called 'Paying For It: A Comic-Strip Memoir About Being a John' by Chester Brown. I read it because I like the cartoonist's other books, but it turned me on to this whole world. I really recommend this book. He goes through what a lot of you guys have mentioned in your posts. He details his final relationship with a real girlfriend and then his thought process as he becomes comfortable with idea of paying a professional and then the nervousness of meeting that first girl. He is open about his lifestyle with his friends, many of whom judge him for it. He has many debates with the people in his life and the book becomes a pretty good analysis of our concepts of romantic love and sex. Anyway, it was this book that got me to try this, and I am very glad I did. I guess I was in the same boat as many of you. I'd love to find true love. It would be great to find someone with whom I have a great rapport and fall in love, build a life together etc. But I kinda doubt that is going to happen for me. I'm a shy person, and with age it doesn't really get easier to meet new people. I also have standards. I have lots of friends who get into or stay in bad relationships simply to be with someone and it just seems so dishonest and miserable. I'm not like that. So being with escorts is an excellent way for me to experience intimacy and affection in a way that I find more honest.

This is where I run into trouble - body language. I have Asperger's Syndrome so I have difficulty reading peoples mood and body language. As a result I have stopped dating all together and only see a SP. She appears to be a lot more patient and understanding. She also takes the time to teach me the subtle signs over and over again until I finally figure things out on my own. When someone spells things out to me in detail. I feel like I have missed something along the way. It takes away the self discovery -- the WOW, I get it now feeling. A big thanks to the ladies of Cerb for their patience, understanding, comments, suggestions and advice. Without them I would have had a lot more mood killer moments. This thread for example, the ladies have explained to me the importance of going slow and gentle and not focusing to much attention on the breasts and nipples for too long. They have still left me with learning the WOW factor on my own. How to read the woman's body language when I am doing something right.

I grew up in small town Ontario.. white as white can be... and when I moved to bigger and bigger cities started encountering other races and colors. I have never been brought up to be racist and I believe that shapes who you are as far as your beliefs are concerned. As an sp.. no different. I don't discriminate on color, size or shape. So long as you're respectful and courteous and your money is green (or brown, or blue, or purple. etc) you're welcome to book me.