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I concur,walk away...no better yet run away! There's no excuse for bad manners ever. And personally I wouldn't care to have an explanation at all. Peace MG

I agree. While Carrie and I know each other, we didn't that way. I do believe there was underlying chemistry simmering anyway. She was always on my "wish list" on my site (with her permission and all the other Ladies there) as she is so sexy. We also had several discussions beforehand as well. Berlin is an exception whereby I tingled immediately upon meeting her; and I have only met her briefly. Reading her posts and kenning to her mindset has only increased that. I don't think I would be comfortable just jumping into bed with a woman I didn't know at least a little, with the purpose of pleasing a client. It's not a 3sum, its a duo and I'm sure I speak for most SP's when I say we would like to know how to please both. :)

Oh ya, HFXandy is our youngest addition to the Fat Bastards family. We've been looking for a nice young dude to fill our little niche market of 75+ year old ladies that always call looking for a young stud. So now finally we have our man!! Ladies (or should I say Grannies?) we can now welcome you!

I am so sorry to have been away from CERB for a while. Some rather bizarre happenings (ever feel like you're in a Big Bang Theory episode?), and either food poisoning or a case of the tummy flu. THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH. Yes he will be flying soonest and my friend is beside herself. You are all so generous with your time for such a simple thing as make a 16 yr old very happy. I am also rather overwhelmed by the offers of donations. To her son the achievement of winning is also as big a deal I think as the balloon ride. Again thank you so much. A humbled Chanel Additional Comments: Shhhhh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vspw-zD7OPE

More bear than man, hfxandy is the perfect Fat Bastard companion for you to cozy up to as the weather turns colder. Hfxandy misplaced his razor a month ago and now sports a full beard. With piercing blue eyes, this Celtic cutie will charm his way into your refrigerator. Book now before his farmer's tan fades. Not yet 30 years old, hfxandy has the stamina to ensure at least a SSOG and boundless enthusiasm to compensate for his awkward fumbling with your bra clasp. Offers a complete BFE, and Fat Bastard's newest option, CHUNK service. Operates out of the Fat Bastard BBM Halifax satellite office, outcalls to Dartmouth require an additional fee to pay the cost of the harbour ferry. He speaks decent English, terrible French and pretty reasonable Chiac to service any visiting ladies. Not a clockwatcher, he will not leave until you are completely satisfied or you forcibly eject him. Offers PWAC (Pay What You Can) service and will bring a Frequent Client Card. Buy 5 sessions, get one free. Also accepts leftovers, bathtub gin and obscure Japanese pop records in lieu of cash.

New game to play!!! This one will be good way to get to know each other. I will start it off by saying something that I either have or have not done. The next person answers it by true or false. The person who wrote the statment can then pm or write on the other persons wall telling them if they where right. Then the person who answered true or false leaves there own true or false question. (Your T/F left can be about anything) Be creative, hehe I think this is a great way to get everyone communicating!! So here it goes... I once did it while driving down the highway. It was an old fashioned truck, with lots of room. so I jumped over and got on top. hehehe What a ride lol

yes it will be one of those other sappy post:) I have been on Cerb for pretty much 2 years no (despite what my joining date say, it was a fuck up)...it has its up and down. up and down... I've been extremely annoyed at people, wanting to almost strangle them, ,some people make me cry of joy...learn that well being an Escort isn't being a street walker, or the high end class escort at 1000$/hr ( I though you only had those type when I first join). I've made some friends, whatever SP or hobbiests... Sometime I feel like saying, screw you Cerb, I hate your drama (cause there is plenty of it on here), but I still keep coming back because, well it's an amazing advertising tool and I can't be judge like a piece of meat, like some other erb website...it's a place where I get to voice my opinions and not be judge for it (well ok sometime I am)... I just want to thanks all those amazing people that have been in my life, private or escort-ing life for the past 2 years, most of you did touch me in a nice way, or random way that I still remember you BOOBIES FOR ALL:D and here is one of my random and brutally honest post:D

Just a quick mention that could go into another area, but if you are a Tim Horton's customer, and want to feel good about a hug, then donate or give a buck for their September 19-25 (I believe) fund raiser for the snowsuit fund in Ottawa. You get a Smile cookie in return it goes to a very worthy cause,for those kids that are possibly underprivileged and don't have one, THEN GIVE YOURSELF A HUG! Last year in Ottawa we raised 80 k, do your part please.... it is only a loonie! BTW it is going on in every Province throughout Canada and all major cities and towns.

FALSE...you still alive dude..... I masturbate every day...........

and I agree, it is only "good business practice" and A response from her privately is the best she should be doing to let you know what happen,but not here on this board in threads to get into a inflamed discussion.

Ok... will do! Thanks again.

The answer to your question is yes. So hot!!!!! How could it not be. Feeling a man explode all over your face and body. ummmmmmmm

I'd say true. I have never lost my house keys ever.

I have had been involved in every sexual scenerio possible, threesomes, couple swaping to group orgies. Some have been planned and others occur in the moment of time or situation. I can't say I perfer one to another, each situation presents its own unique set of circumstances and chemistry. People, alcohol, and countries involved can change each encounter, from better to better. All my experiences have been fabulous so I'd be here a very long time deciding! :icon_smile::icon_smile::icon_smile:

I can understand what Pete means.. taking one for the team is hard enough these days with a new girl never mind 2. It can be an expensive hobby!

The palm sisters don't count in this thread so will have to say false (lol) I once landed a helicopter on top of a real ice berg

Sending you a super big hug, babes!!! Love yah!!!

my favourite is number 4 so no matter what the chart says I send one to each of you :)

Not sure if this question is open to the guys or not but if it is I have always found a cigar calms my nerves and relaxes me. My brand of choice by the way.

Gonna say true...again. I met Chretien as well...or did I?

That was too easy - True. I was alone on an elevator with Jean Chretien once.

Highlights of the day, well no details, but highlight is directed at two CERB ladies, Isabella Gia and Angela of Ottawa You both picked up my spirits, certainly makes the day a highlight for me when I was kinda down It's really appreciated, and at times like this I really have come to appreciate the community atmosphere here on CERB But specifically, again, Isabella and Angela, a BIG THANK YOU :-) RG

Psssst.... Phaedrus... it's Gabriella we are talking about here.... she can cum as many times as she wants.

I'll hug almost all of you, except Castle. He grabbed my ass and left a bruise. He gets a high five.

Mmm anyone else notice a similarity?

Is this costume offensive, funny, or both?

Other boards are not discussed here.

A couple more came to mind.... Emmanuel Beart as "Manon of the Spring" (Manon des Sources) and Monica Bellucci as "Malena"

We all have our good and bad days and the same goes for our days with this board. At the end of the day you take the good with the bad and you pull through, some days are amazing others you want to just snap. All in all it is worth it for what you as an individual gets from this community. This board is unlike any other out there.

I'm in and looking forward to my first social. It's about time I meet the amazing ladies on here and a few of the Gents. ; )

I need minimum 1 hour notice...the reason why...well, stuff exist from there and it's way more enjoyable for both parties if it's clean and don't make a mess...

Unfortunately there are still racist people out there. I for one have been told I am too "ethnic" or when I have had an add in the paper, upon asking if I am white and I reply no, have been hung up on or a hasty "ok thanks" click. I'm not knocking people who prefer Caucasian ladies, but they don't have to be rude to me. As far as it "being all in your head" being treated different as a minority, it's not.Unfortunately some people are still stuck in 1950 lol. The fact is, some people are still very close minded and still believe us beige/brown/red/yellow/black people are inferior to them.However, the best advice I got on this issue was from one of my professors in school a few years back. She said" You have to accept your skin is a different colour, and some people, no matter how nice, smart, funny or kind you are to them will never get past the fact you look different. You can't please everyone. So make yourself happy in knowing you're a wonderful person." That always stuck with me. I am mixed race, and I am from a place where it's VERY interracial. I judge people on how they treat me not the colour of their skin or circumstances.I don't care if you're plaid, as long as you're good to me I'll return the favour :) Even though I have had bad treatment in my life, i know that it is their issue because they close minded, and I am a beautiful person and it's their loss not mine. There's alot of wonderful people in this world who care for me and see my differences as an asset, not a reliability or a fault. So to answer your question, yes my views have changed since I entered this wonderful world, I never knew people could be so judgemental and cruel based on my skin and the way I look, but then on the other side of the coin I have never met so many wonderful people who are fascinated by our cultural differences and treat me like a rare exotic gem they are entranced by. It feels so good to be me!!!