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First off welcome to Cerb:) and as everyone probably feel, I am truly sorry about your condition, learning this whatever age you are is extremely hard. As for being on Cerb, it is a good place to be, as you know you will not be judge by people, whatever your physical or mental condition is. You may want to tell if you are looking for an SP(service provider aka escort) or an MP(massage provider). if you want to do incall (visit the SP at her place) or outcall (the SP travel to you). what type of services you want (gfe, pse) and what type of body, personality if you have a preference. Also looking at the recommendations in the Ottawa section can give you a good vibe of what type of service/person the lady that you may have an eyes on offer. Try to stay away from BP and DL, some reputable ladies post on it, but you have a little bit more chance to get scam then sticking to the ladies on cerb... and most of all...good luck in your search and I truly hope that if you have the chance to see a lady before your condition get worst, that you have a really good experience:)

Thank you for reading my post, please don't be offended or angry but I am unsure how to put this, just gonna be honest cause I got nothing too loose at this point. I have an un-operable meningioma tumor in my brain that will in a short time take my life at its current rate of growth. Last March doctors said I wouldn't see the new year, so I decided to well try to have one last bang so to speak of.. I was blessed with a longer than normal tongue and miss using it, been three years since I last had fun. As for my back story, been with one women my entire life, dated in HS, engaged in college and she cheated and it ended (been tested since as I don't know where she has been) also she didn't like giving head so I never was able to experience, kind of one of the main reasons I want to have one last night of fun. I know it's the last thing I should be worried about but I've been doing my "bucket list" so to speak of so why not try this...I am new to thee idea of this site but nothing to loose by trying.

I'm of the opinion that something of this nature is really bad for this hobby. It doesn't need this type of exposure. It really fucked up the industry here. I'm also of the opinion that exploiting young people for personal finiancial gain, is abhorrent. (like her sickening auction of a girls first session for example) The over-presecense and disregard for "discretion" which is sacred. She pissed all over it. She deserves it. What she doesn't deserve is having a sex worker advocacy group pay her legal fees. Those groups are there to help women in the industry and raise the hobby to a different level other than stereotypes. She is a stereotypical opportunist.

Depends. Anxious in what sense? Anxious as in you need sex or anxious as in you're worried? If you just need sex I agree, bite the bullett and see another SP whom you feel you'll have a good time with. But worried is a different case. Not much you can do about that. I don't like to feed the stereotype that escorting is dangerous but I'd be lying if I said I didn't do my fare share of worrrying about the ladies. If they're taking time off or retiring a brief message is always appreciated. Not necessarily to me directly but even just a brief post here on cerb.

Welcome Tekkie! Skinflute is right. If you've lurked for awhile, it's time to take one for the guys team. I would like to see more people that read the reviews before choosing a provider, to write one as well. If nobody tries, where do the reviews come from? ;)

This is a very good point. Someone needs to start a new massage recommendation for this lady so there's no confusion. Additionally, Angie is very pleasant to speak too if you have any questions. All the best to Karine in her new venture!

Skinflute has given you the best tool to use but please keep in mind Karine has just started as a MA and these reviews are as an SP so please don't expect the service in her reviews at Paradise as I'm all most positive it will not be offered at the Spa Posted via Mobile Device

I would assume she is off having a blast someplace warm and sandy and become a little jealous. I would then contact one of my other favourites and have the anxious issues dealt with post haste. The jealous issue, I would just have to live with that.

Ladiitrill, from her new album

She was something special in Bullitt but outstanding in this one! Additional Comments: Looks like one of the "Adventures of Sinbad" movies.

I like Angela because she is fun, has a great new avatar :) and if I remember correctly we both had 78 cougars for cars. Now she "is" a sexy cougar..hehe

Can't believe Amelia doesn't have more recent recco's, so I'm gonna give here one that she deserves. After a few e-mails back and forth we finally found a time that works for both of us. I decided to take a chance and booked her for 2 hours, which I never do with an SP I've never meet before. Needless to say I was not disappointed. She greeted me at the Door in what i could describe as a very mind blowing outfit, very reveling but enough to still make you wonder. We then sat down for a bit and chated. Amelia is very educated woman, don't let her age fool you. Then we got down to the fun stuff. I wont go into details but I will say she's a expert with BBBJ and is one of the very few that offer a true PSE. It something that comes very naturally for her and is very open minded,the closest thing to a PSE I've ever had and she requires no directions, let her loose and you'll have one hell of a time. Of course YMMV but i'll say that if you a clean and respectful person, the sky is the limit to your encounter with Amelia. She very respectful and professional through my experience with her and I plan to repeat, strongly suggest others get in touch with her as well, she doesn't advertise much but she is a hidden treasure in this city. Look for her e-mail in previous posting by Amelia if you wish to contact her.

na...you're find with your British accent;) When I was in Scotland this summer it was kinda hot to hear a lot of them having accents but I couldn't understand a bloody word of what they were saying and this make it annoying at the end.

Ok, I'm feeling really hurt today. None of the ladies have picked any of these. Sad Cub (Haha) Yogi Corduroy Bear Pooh

You know you're old when you know who this is and what the picture is from.

Hey!! Phaedrus was skipped twice. I like him because his posts sound like he is the kind of person that always treats others with respect and he also comes across as someone caring. To not leave anyone out ... I like Megforfun because even though is not often we have nice conversations when we run into each other in the chat room.

I was surprised to find so many pms in my in-box this morning thanking me for posting the poem (post #6 above) This is why I find that poem so special. I lost my Uncle Kenneth in WWII who I never met (he's buried in France somewhere and the only family member to visit his grave was my mother when she was stationed in Europe with the Airforce in the early 1950s). I also had another uncle, Austin who lied about his age to get in the Army and was overseas when he was only 15 on the front lines in Italy. Uncle Austin NEVER spoke about the war to anyone including his own wife. However, when he was dying of cancer and coming down to Ottawa for treatment in his last days, I had the rare opportunity of being alone with him for a few minutes and he grabbed my hand and said to me.... You know I had to kill people in the war to protect our freedom. Do you think God will forgive me for that and let me into heaven? Without hesitation or further comment, I replied "of course, you were doing God's work". He seem satisfied with that response and nothing further was said. We sat there in silence, for about two minutes. It was one of the most treasured moments of my life. To this day, whenever I think about, I feel like crying and shivers run down my back. So that poem reminded me of the time he chose to honour me with talking about the war. I told my mother and my aunt later what we had talked about, and they were amazed. He must have made his peace with God because he was gone a few weeks later. Thanks for letting me share.

In my years in command, I have officially been in the field of war 11 times. Afganistan twice, Iraq twice, Bosnia three time, Croatia twice, and Kosovo twice. I've been sent back to Afganistan on 6 short missions and have been on other missions as well. Over 22 years I have lost 6 young British men, 17 Afgans, 3 Americans and one Polish soldier. 77 wounded...well 78 if you include myself. I have witnessed genocide in both Bosnia and Kosovo. Walked in to villages where every male regardless of age has been executed and every female regardless of age was raped. There's all the broken homes caused from overseas deployments, the stress on spouses and children. I personally have suffered through a very broken relationship with my son, who now as an officer himself understands how difficult a life he has chosen. My own marriage broke apart due to being posted overseas so often. 20 years ago in April, I held my new born son in my arms and teared up as I looked at him. As a parent all I wanted to do is protect him for the rest of his life. In February it is his turn to head off to war for the first time, now I grasp more than ever the stress my parents and wife went through. It has brought my son and I closer than ever.

"Snowball" Oh so hot :milleunenuit:

I've been in relationships while escorting and even dated a client or two. While the other person was okay about it, i always felt a bit weird. I didn't discuss my work with them and I would leave it at the front door. Ultimately there were communication problems that didn't even involve my line of work so everything just went awry. Call me old fashioned but this time I'd rather do things the right way. If I end up finding Mr. Right and I truly love him ( and am not testing the waters or anything) I would leave this business without hesitation. And financially, escorting for some time now has been a side act with me. The way I see it if i really care about someone, I can't be screwing other guys. I think in my past relationships while escorting, I cared about them but wasn't "in love" with them and that's a huge difference for me. There was one client that I had a huge crush on and met him about 3 times. There was an instant attraction and chemistry there but I never saw him after that. I always wonder if he will call again. It was weird because I didn't know much about him and felt like that. That was not normal for me. I've always stayed within the boundaries unless the feelings were mutual. The crazy thing is he lives close to me and I see him around town all the time. My SP friend knocked some sense into me and told me he was just a client and to come back down to reality.lol. So I did and left it up to the universe to decide if he were to meet me again. I had to accept things the way they were. And as far as I know he is NOT a cerb member just in case someone else thought I was referring to them. lol. If I met a client and decided to take it to the next level, I'd probably give it a try but on a couple of conditions... he doesn't give me an ultimatum, he doesn't throw my job back in my face and he is not a possessive and controlling type of person. When I witness the above things, I run away... and fast!! Honesty and communication are big things for me and I'm a straight shooter kind of woman. If something is wrong, the other person will know about it. Many times I've heard guys saying they had dated SPs but they weren't willing to give up the money for the relationship. I'm in a position where I don't have to decide which is more important ( money is no longer the driving force for security) and I'm at a point in my life where I will be looking for someone in the near future. I am the kind of person where if my job is more important at a given time, I will not be looking for anyone because it does get complicated and I really don't need bullshit in my life. I do things on my terms and will leave the business on my terms but at the same time when i'm ready to look for a serious relationship then I will be ready to leave my job. It is very easy to find love in all the supposedly "wrong" places.

Ignoring the, for want of a better word, boldness of operating this way, the recruitment of workers from a teen help hotline is troubling, and so is having your 17-year-old son involved, doing it in a home with your kids, and particularly sharing cocaine and X with your kid. I wouldn't call this a waste of taxpayer dollars, or an example of LE oppressing sex workers. This seems like a case of irresponsibility on many levels leading to inevitable and, probably, necessary LE intervention. Sent from my HTC EVO 3D X515a using Tapatalk

Angel, I believe the "cheese" in cheesecake is actually cream cheese but don't quote me as I am far from a master chef...err baker.

You are definitely going to stir the pot with this one Wellie. I am wondering what your motivation is. I think you are full of it when you say "very young and very old command lower prices". Where did you come up with that? Since there is no "going" rate - we are not governed by some union rules or legislated rate guidelines, believe ladies set their rates according to what they believe the market will bear. Sometimes they are realistic in their thinking - other times they are way off and learn the lesson when their phone doesn't ring. Some ladies who charge low rates do so to get the volume, or they don't know any better to charge more. Often young girls getting into the business will reason that $80 or $100 is better than working at Timmies. This is especially true with some agencies who charge $180 for the hour and give the girl $90 and keep $90 for the fee and driver. Maybe some ladies do not believe they are attractive enough to charge more. Maybe some are financially strapped and are desperate for the money. Some have habits to support and will adjust their rates to suit their desperateness. Then there are some unattractive ladies who charge high prices and wonder why they don't get a lot of calls. Then there are some attractive ladies who charge a little less than they could be, because they're happy with that number, or want to maintain volume. Then there are some attractive ladies who charge very high rates, hoping to attract a more elite type clientele. The reasons and factors are varied - I believe there is no "right" or "wrong" answers. Yes, some cities, like Montreal, seem to operate on a lower rate structure, but you still have your $300 an hour SPs living there. Age and attractiveness usually are what we consider the driving forces. But I also believe, attitude level of service and other things dictate the bottom line of how popular an SP is going to be. I learned that when I got into the business and thought I was too chunky to be an SP and learned very quickly that there is something for everyone and if you're willing to provide good service, there will always be someone out there who will be willing to see you. :butt: