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Sometimes it is good to laugh at serious situations...it eases the tensions and perhaps allows the real message to creep into the subconcious. Never be afraid to laugh...there is way too little laughter in this world!

Sorry, but if someone reacted with suspicion and paranoia over what I want done with the used condom, they would not be able to come back to visit me. sps get enough assumptions and presumptions about us, that at the very least we expect our visitors to not treat us like criminals and scammers, especially AFTER a session. By that time I would hope that any concerns a new client has about the lady prior to arrival and within the first few minutes would have been reassured. To think that same suspicion would extend past first getting to know you, thru the entire session and up to and including saying goodbye at the door, that is really disheartening.

Well folks... Interesting topic I see..I put my newest 1 dollar reading glasses on to take all this in ! Now I really must wonder...what happened to my condom the last 20 visits or so and...is someone after my DNA or out to steal my MOJO ? Grrrrr I guess instead of doing incalls to your location I will shuttle y'all out to this country bumkinses location and together we can drop the condom in the hole together in the outdoor biffy ! No DNA trace...No clogged plumbing.... Just dig a new hole and move the shack :) I assume extra charges for these type of outcalls... But no flushing involved ;) Posted via Mobile Device

Who could have thunk it? I had no idea where this thread would go, but it has become very interesting! As a guy who for many many many years was in a monogamous relationship the idea of proper use of a condom and certainly the proper disposal of condoms was probably the furthest thing from my mind. Truthfully I have never even given it a second thought about where that went after it had served its purpose, so it is indeed a dull day when one does not learn something new! I do like it when the SP takes care of that little item of business and I give it no attention afterwards, and do not intend to. A closed lid on a garbage can works for me. Plumbing problems are always best when can be avoided and latex or the other materials that condoms are made from are surely not biodegradable? Perhaps it is a good thing that I am not an avid television watcher so that some of these other ulterior possibilities had never crossed my mind. I did enjoy the thread for its educational value and the humour mixed in was awesome. :) Oh the things my little mind never thinks about! Now, I read about the spray on condoms here the other day. How in the heck do they come off and where do they go? Questions. Questions.

maybe she didn't want it to spill on the bed...it happens.

I was actually sort of serious. Although the overwhelming majority of prostitutes are wonderful and trustworthy people, you never know what people can do with your sperm. Have you seen the movie "Presumed Innocent" or do you watch "Law and Order? A typical episode will have someone being entrapped by a prostitute who planted her clients DNA as evidence somewhere. So you never know... I think a sign in the washroom above the toilet is really the best way to go. Something like "Only toilet paper in the toilet please!"

That's a bad idea, if you retrieve the package, you now possess the clients DNA and could clone him in an experimental lab... A sign in the bathroom that says "do not flush condoms down the toilet" might solve your problem.

Yes, I gave up processed sugar. Not fruit. I am a sugar junkie in reform right now so I tend to gravitate towards low carb eating because it takes away sugar cravings and stabilizes blood sugar like it would for a diabetic. The sugar free chocolate has high amounts of sugar alcohols and malitol to make these products taste better which have been associated with stomach cramps and flatulence. I stay away from those. B12 shots enter your blood stream immediately. I'm not sure about the strips you speak of because I've never used them. I don't know how long it would take for them to be effective. I know pills take a lot longer. I use b12 shots every other day and it's great if you're feeling tired or stressed while helping your mood. Think of it as a natural antidepressant.

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Well this is a pebble in my shoe! Everytime I am finished safe play with a nice gentlemen he goes to the washroom to flush the evidence,and I HOLLER DO NOT FLUSH the condom please!! Please ladies and gentlemen put these in the garbadge they can clog sewage systems or even worse end up in our waters. Condoms are made of latex,which is made from the sap of rubber tress which is biodegadeable,but NOT when in or under water,also latex condoms are not made of 100% latex and the spermicide,or lubricants that are on them may compromise their ability to biodegrade.Some comdoms are made of polyurethane which is not biodegradeable, so I ask again, please put the condom you use in the garbadge,wrap it in tissue if you are afraid it might be seen and toss it.We all have to do our part to protect our enviroment and this is so easy,yes some may say that their toilets have never clogged from flushing these and maybe so,luck maybe,but when they go through the treatment plants they have to be fished out which is more work and unecessary and alot slip through there and in up in our waters.So once again I ask please ,please toss don't flush,thanks,cristy

I SWEAR thats the funniest scene in BBT. When I saw it I hurt myself laughing! He did it perfectly. The body and facial expression was worthy of John Belushi imo.

Clearly the best defense against this kind of entrapment is to leave some of your sperm in as many unlikely places as possible. You can make your own list of places.* That way when the detective has you in The Box and says "we found some of your sperm at the crime scene" you can just say "pfff! Dude. Of course you did. That stuff is everywhere!"** * because I started to make a funny list here, and it immediately became really, really creepy. :) **And then take him on a tour to some of those places to prove it!

I guess a few have turned my request into a joke I still think it is important to properly dispose of these as is disposing of other plastics and glass,paper ect.I care about this planet and if asking"grown" ups to place a condom in the trash istead of flushing is to much or funny?I guess i've expected to much!I thought it would be appropriate since we all use them regularly and most don't seem to realize that flushing them can be harmful,next time you go swimming and one floats by you think of me!!!!!!

Fair enough question. Reasoning is a little off but a valid question. I really do recycle mine. Sperm and all. They go into another container in the box and no one is the wiser. I usually remove the condom myself as a hostess service. I go to my recycle, place it and the package in something and come back, usually with a warm cloth to gently wrap around you for a lil cock spa while we relax. Honestly, nothing sinister here; except your sperm molecules may end up in some recycled product on a store shelf! :icon_eek:

This is the funniest thread in a while, I love it. I have a perma smile!

Perpetuating negative stereotypes based on something you saw in a movie/on tv does no one in this industry any good. After numerous people (women and men alike) have reassured you that this is nothing more than a paranoid myth, you continue to defend your reasoning. So people will continue to tell you how preposterous it is. Don't be offended. :icon_smile: Kim

remember those are TV series. not real life. If an SP was to keep all of her clients DNA and just TRY to find a lab, find their real name and everything and them track them down...for what? more money? IF one day this really happen in real life, the SP would have WAY more to loose then you, especially if the said working girl is in the States. Try to remember that TV isn't always reality:)

I too think there is something fishy about her ad...and when another SP who advertises here and on CL as well sends me a rather not nice confrontational type PM I wonder what's going on. I agree with Katherine too

You are "actually sort of serious?" Well I am absolutely serious when I tell you that I nor anyone other SP that I have ever known has any alterior motives for wanting to be sure the condom is disposed of properly. I have heard horror stories of SPs finding used condoms in the most unusual places such as thrown on the floor, under a bed, floating in a toilet bowel for the next guest to come across, etc. No thanks. Just as I don't do anything grievous with a client's phone number, nor will I with his DNA.

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I always make sure I retrieve the condom and the package and put it in the garbage myself, so I know exactly where they are going. That way, no worries about anyone accidentally flushing anything. My motto to ladies is: "always know where the condom is at all times" and that includes when you're done. And it's true condoms will ultimately cause plumbing problems for sure and I can imagine somewhat embarassing if you have to call a plumber and the source of plug is evident.

If I see anyone interesting on CL, I always do a cross reference to this site to see if they're here. Cristy is one of the very few on there that I'd trust the ad completely, although I'm going more on gut instinct with the others than anything else. Ladies visiting the city quite often advertise there, but are also here and EC. When I see an ad elsewhere, I'm much less apt to trust it without seeing the lady's profile on here. The blonde in question? I'd love to see here on here a lot more and with a reco or three before considering a visit.

I am one of the many Maritimers who traveled west many years ago for work and got drawn back home. There is something about the Maritimes that draws people back. Also, Canadians have a reputation, internationally, as very polite friendly people, but within Canada the Maritimes have the reputation of being very friendly people, so I think we are very unique people, in the very best way.

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Not that I am in the least bit biased, but the Maritimes are indeed a unique part of this country. It IS a different lifestyle and there are two life speeds, slow and slow motion. Being respectful and using good manners are just routine in day to day life. Like Hfxandy I am unsure of the exact direction of your question so if you want to clarify I would be glad to add my two cents worth regarding specific locations to visit, especially on PEI. I am also smiling to myself with the secure knowledge that we have our treasures here with our very own Maritime SP's. Now when Emma comes home, and if Gabriella keeps visiting the Maritimes and if Sara McQ loves her February visit to Halifax as much as I know she will, then perhaps they will join Emily Rushton in calling the East Coast home. :) Then Jabba will be REALLY correct when he says, "There's something about the Maritimes." Come play on our Island. :)

http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/group.php?groupid=35 This group has been around for a while and has 90 members, including some outstanding sp's. It hasn't been very active lately, though, and I'm hoping for an infusion of new energy. If you're from BC or travel there, it would be good to hear from you. Thanks.

crap ... I saw pool party and was thinking swimming pool. I was all gigity to dig out my banana hammock and go for a splash. http://media.photobucket.com/image/banana%20hammock/emanon121877/borat-banana-hammock.jpg?o=123

Ottawa now has a ESCORT and a MASSAGE announcements section. Ladies please choose ONE or the OTHER to post ads in. If you offer FS then please use the "ESCORT / COURTESAN" forum and if you only provide massage or NON FS services please use the "MASSAGE / NON FS" section. I have moved all the previous posts to a ARCHIVED folder and closed that folder. Same rules apply (1 post per 12 hour period) and please ONLY post in either the NON or the FS - NOT BOTH If you offer both services (as many do) then you would post in the FS section (Not the massage section)

See my review. I will leave the details there. I'm sure I won't have time to answer PM's as I will be leaving for Brazil tomorrow. Trust me, the review is accurate. Cheers.

I am sure you have all seen this a million times but, really, whoever doesn't laugh at this has no sense of humour. I watch it when I need to be cheered up! A close second is this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcVllWpwGs

Thanks for this thread ,glad to know another dog lover.I am always talking about dogs ,I volunteer at shelters,support rescue groups and hope others will especially through the xmas season,sometimes with all the hustle and bustle they are often overlooked.Also please speak to your local mla concerning the laws about tethering dogs {so we can get this cruel treatment stopped}endless hours on a chain is no way for any dog to live{visit http://www.unchainyourdog.org or http://www.petprojects.ca} We all must be mindful of how all dogs are treated and stop animal abuse.Remember dogs rule!!!

Sure, there is some shilling without question. However, my observation is that most discussion forums on the internet have a poster to lurker ratio of about 10 to 1. It's probably the SPs that are best positioned to estimate how many guys they see who use this site for information, but never post (ie, what percentage of her clientele have recognizable user names?). Some people are just too shy to post.