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Hi, I don't want to sound argumentative, but I don't understand your statement, or what the logic would be behind your decision to go elsewhere. You get 95 percent of your business from this board where you can advertise for FREE, the reason you can advertise for FREE is because CERB is subsidized in part by Agencies who MUST pay to advertise, you have all the same options that an agency does and it doesn't cost you a dime, save for your time spent posting and responding to messages and participating in discussions, still if that little time results in a 95% return on a 0 $ investment is fantastic! Why would you walk away from the source of 95 percent of your business to go somewhere else where you will likely have to pay and compete with even more agencies and independents ? From a business perspective it just doesn't make sense. Sure advertise else where and saturate the market with your brand, but if you think CERB is crowded with too many agencies I think you'll find the company in other venues is much more competitive and you have to pay to partake. I'm just curious to know what the reasoning would be, thanks :)

It depends what you mean by "expensive" ladies. My hourly rate is reasonable and I am not high volume, and I get checked regularly, so I urge you not to make assumptions. But you are right, the higher the traffic to one's incall, the more risk in either case (LE and STD). However, having said that, I have been providing incalls for over 10 years and I have never had a problem, because I work smart. Low traffic, proper screening and not just taking anyone and keeping decent hours and being mindful of your surroundings are all factors. Believe me LE has more important things to do than worry about a lady who keeps to herself without any involvement with underage or trafficked persons, drugs, loud noise or other other laws being broken. In short, incalls are only as risky as the reputation associated with the SP providing them. Stay away from the "hood" after dark and you should be fine.

Picking fresh vegetables from my garden. Today were beans, tomatos, cucumbers, lettuce and a several quarts of blueberries.

When I'm able to bring a smile to someones face :) Nothing makes me feel better than that! Peace MG

Dulce de Leche ice cream from Haagan Dazs Finishing a good book, only to start another Connecting with a stranger Random acts of kindness Witnessing couples experiencing intimate moment in public (a kiss goodbye for example) Road trips Making jewelry Arts and crafts My yoga practice

Lately, it's definitely the salted caramel ice cream from the red apron in Ottawa. So good! :) But also, waking up in a pool of sunshine, reading a really good book with a glass of red wine, cooking while dancing around my kitchen, and having a really good conversation, where I finish and feel like I've learned something new about myself.

So I have to say..... I can defiantly suggest the city of Saint John to touring ladies! As this was the first time for my friend to visit, and every gentlemen showed up, on time and with out a hitch! There was only one No- Show....and was not a cerb member:) I hope day 2 goes as smoothly:) I hope when we and other fine ladies visit other cities in NB, we experience the same level of respect and understanding:) All in all, Saint John has my vote as a wonderful city to visit:) I hope to see other's have success there too! Keep the spirit alive baby!

Have you ever asked?? You'll never know if you like something if you don't ask and try.... What about a lady slapping herself on her lips, around her month and tongue with your penis????

It's not really slapping, it's more like"tunk - tunk" sound. lol

Perhaps you could have more than one award....no posted nominations.....just have it anonomys if possible (which would have to be by PM I suppose) Only one vote per category per person......At the end of the day when the vote closes list only the winner of each category ???....or top 3 / top 5 ??? Have a little fun with it.... Just offering a suggestion for those that want to try something different without having the big competition and drama along the way. As an example for Cerb ladies Most valued all around SP on Cerb Sexiest SP on Cerb Hottest legs on Cerb Nicest buns on Cerb Funniest SP on Cerb Most helpful SP on Cerb Best album on Cerb Best SP Ads ??? For the Guys on Cerb Ya I got nuthin !

Of course everyone has choices and no one should be expected to do something they find unpleasant. However, as I stated earlier these are changing times for the norms of pubic grooming. Only a handful of years ago, there was no real thought given to male grooming down there. It just wasn't done by regular guys. Today, we see here that the topic will induce a lively discussion and potentially determine the "mileage" a client can expect. This is new territory and we will have to adjust to it; perhaps having to get used to disclosing our grooming habits before an SP will agree to full service or a porn star experience, etc. I hope it doesn't come to that, but in matters of pubic hair, the times they are a-changin'. As for me - I'm old-school - haven't suffered any pubic-induced trauma, so I'll happily munch on whatever hairstyle my fair lady is serving. I suppose part of the reason I am this way is because I come from a day when variety was naturally offered - by the texture, colour, density and shape of her God-given pubic frock. I never encountered anything less than a full or lightly trimmed rug for the first 15 years of my dining experience. I have nothing but fond memories of each and every one. In the recent 15 years I've had to get accustomed to the idea that less is more. And I have. In some ways, I see today's women offering even greater variety - from all natural to fully shaven. And I'm loving it! So for me today, I'm receptive to all manner of grooming styles. Just like the hair on her head, make-up on her face, and clothes on her body, the pubic style she wears on the day we meet is her choice. I respect her choice and don't usually have problems enjoying it. In our hairless future, I hope enough ladies will still be around having a similar attitude and allow us guys the opportunity to offer up whatever hairstyle we feel like wearing on any given day.

Anna is an amazing companion and there is LOTS about her out there, just not on this board. Considering the majority of the posters on this site are out east and Anna is based in Vancouver, you may want to check other places before you insinuate that this lady may not be worth a visit. She is one of a kind and you wont be disapointed with a date with here ( I have heard this first hand from gentlemen I know who have met her) Just because there is NOTHING posted on this board sometimes means nothing

Imagine a hot blonde that you might be lucky to see on a particularly good night at a bar, sipping a martini and sending out unmistakeable sexual vibes. The one you want to take home with you, and strip out of her tight black dress, and devour? That was the fantasy that hit me as I first laid eyes on Skylar. A striking blonde with a fit, athletic body, in a short black dress that accentuated her firm round bum and perfect breasts. The dress didn't stay on long; that body had to be seen and worshipped. The full breasts, the defined abs, the lovely long legs, and that bum, so inviting. Intense. Kissing, fondling, licking, and then consummating in a feverish passion, her beautifully-muscled body bathed in sweat from her exertions and her pleasures, and mine fired with desire for this beauty and what she did for me. So intense that we broke the bed! That was a first for me. This meeting had had a long run-up, ever since Skylar first came on the board. We began corresponding, and I was very excited at the thought of finally meeting her. The experience was more than I had hoped for. I want more!! Skylar, please come back often, and stay long.

In the beginning and it seems like in a galaxy far far away I arrived on Cerb as a total Newbie, went months without making a single post, went more months before I posted a single recommendation, and any time that I did post anything, there was that BIG question mark beside my name as the avatar that Cerb uses as a generic symbol. Just yesterday Meg made reference to my rainbow avatar in a thread on here and it made me think about the person who suggested to me that I could do way better than a question mark as the symbol that I use to represent myself. I looked long and hard to find the one that I eventually settled on and for that little suggestion I want to thank Samantha Evans. Without her suggestion I might still be a question mark. I love my avatar and it has all sorts of meanings for me. So, I am betting with certainty that many of us have similar thank you's to Cerb members for little things that they have done over time. Not looking for the life changing things, though I bet there are some of those too, but just those little things that people do that are a part of what makes this such a great community.

On a few occasions, during a session with an SP or an MA, something very curious happens. I need help to understand what's up with the behaviour. The lady in question will pause. Give me a long, meaningful look straight in the eyes. Then she'll start to fling my schlong from side to side. Slap slap slap goes the schlong as it bounces off my legs and abdomen. Other times, the lady will just shake the thing like they're strangling a rat or something. No slap slap slap from side to side....just jiggle jiggle jiggle. Another meaningful look....slap slap slap or jiggle jiggle jiggle. HUH? It doesn't hurt or anything, but it really doesn't do anything for me either. So, my question for the ladies out there: is there some significance attached to this exercise or is it just for laughs? Don't misunderstand me, I can understand the fun factor if your bored or something and feel the need to slap some meat around, but this is just kind of, I dunno... unusual? I guess the female equivalent would be if the guy stretched the labia so that it would hang down and then started slapping it around... Respectfully Signed, Stumped.:confused0024:

I was in Ottawa on a quick business trip and dropped into the NuDen for a while last night. And although it was not super busy, there was certainly more than enough attractive ladies to choose from. Not bad for a Wednesday night. Of special note were two beautiful ladies that I spent some time with who are up to Ottawa for a short time from the East Coast-(felt like home- haha!) . Nautica is a very attractive tall brunette and Cassidy is a petite pretty blonde. Both have great attitudes and will have you leaving the VIP area with a big smile and looking for the next opportunity to return. They are definitely worth some dollars spent in the VIP area. Thoroughly enjoyed my evening and will certainly head to the NuDen again on my next trip to Ottawa.

Not receiving a cancellation fee which was promised to me for a missed appointment in Halifax back in June and finally closing my books on that one as a lost cause.

Having plans/schedules mixed up and you end up losing out on a fun night at home with a special friend. Was really looking forward to that BBQ.:icon_sad:

The satisfaction I feel after a good yoga workout Travelling somewhere I haven't yet been (Prague at the end of Aug!) Spending the morning in bed making love Gaining knowledge, I love to learn how to do something new (Yesterday I figured out how to change my own spark plug in lawn mower lol) Reconnecting with an old friend #1 thing that makes me happiest? Snuggling with my old dog. At 14yrs old, every day with her is a blessing :grin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2189259/Hair-removal-creates-open-wounds-vulnerable-infection-warns-medical-expert.html Family physician Emily Gibson said that removing the hair is like creating 'open wounds' that are prone to infection and even sexually-transmitted disease, such as herpes, if in contact with another person.

Still being asked for I.D. when ordering drinks. This is incredibly good for the ego. The Sox win! The Yankees Lose! A walk on the shore not far from my house. Cigars, a drink and the cool country air at night time.

I will post on here everything that you guys need to know. Anyone who has questions can as well send me a private message.

I just thought this might brightened this up here in NB:) This is a thread to congratulate and thank you for the wonderful ladies who's efforts who have not gone unnoticed by our amazing hobbyiest! Please post if you have anything possitive to add for our touring ladies to NB!!

Thank you love. The gents I have had the pleasure to meet in NB know a reco or mentioning me is like a thank you in my eyes which is always a nice surprise and makes me blush when I read things about me but honestly who doesn't love a nice reco or mentioning? I do and if I get one awesome and if not awesome because I still see the same and new gents even if the gents I see each visit don't do a reco or mention me. More than anything I appreciate having the pleasure of seeing the gents up close and personal each time I visit and the way I am treated and welcomed by the gents.:icon_wink: Back to Samantha; there are a number of threads actually inquiring about her and like I said the gents I have met while visiting Fredericton have spoken very highly of Samantha. I guess the link is still not working but if you go to the search thread tool for NB and type in Samantha a number of threads will come up. Big Hugs, Lexy

Lots of legit and reputable ladies out there not necessarily with recos, but yes if someone sees a lady it's nice if someone would reco them. I am surprised no one mentioned Lexy Grace actually.

It seems I had forgotten about Dre. D'oh!

This thread has given me an idea for mid life career jolt. If there is a vo-tech course I can do in pubic barbering, I'd take it. I'd like to open a unisex pubic coiffure shop Step right up Sir or Ma'am; Will that be short back and sides, shag, fade, crew cut, brush cut, Mohawk, or Kojak(that's skinhead for you youngsters)? However when it comes to scrotal shaving; I'll only be using disposables. No way would I wield a straight razor near some dude's sensitive manbag.

I think this is the start of the real fun for BB, the players are dwindling. Really not a fan of Will, he's got a nasty disposition. I do think he is smart, he knows who is messing with him but he can't play the social game. He can't suck up and lie to the people in power and that is a huge part of the game. The idea of getting Dan out was a smart one and he almost had Frank talked into it but clearly Boogie is telling Frank what to do. Who am I like the most?? Really tough, it you put a gun to my head I would have to say Ian but without the brains (well memory really). I'm not quite as socially awkward as him but I definitely am better with 1 or 2 people, more than that I tend to fade into the background. Lastly, wtf is up with Shane, he says he feels awkward because he thinks Danielle has more feelings for him than he does for her??? Then what the hell was he doing jumping on top of her in the water and kissing her after she won HoH. Obviously to further his game which makes him a bit of a slimeball.

Here is a picture. It's kinda dull, but also awesome. It's awesome because it's a Martian landscape taken by the Curiosity rover. And it's awesome that we've got to the point where we can look at this and --not-- be impressed. h/t

Well I bought this about 20 years ago I have zero hair on my head or a vacuum...but once I get one maybe I will try it on the frank and the beans someday ;) unless there is a female volunteer in the crowd to operate it...heh heh

Are you telling us that there are? I'm not so sure. This is the first I've heard of it. BLS is one thing, but I can't imagine anyone in this business being so fussy that she'd refuse to give a BJ to someone sporting natural hair. Or so precious that she'd hate doing it. I don't know about you, but I'm guessing there are guys here who can't imagine a lot of the things we do as being pleasant. Myself? I don't find the hair all that onerous. It's really only been in recent years that guys started showing up without any. Nope, but you're not the only person who's posted here. Some have suggested that shaved is more hygienic. I agree with that. And as you said below, it can be done in such a way as to not be crass or indiscreet. If it's going to make that much difference, then it's probably better that they ask. It just never occurred to me that it would.

If you found my twin in the city let me know! lol Yeah I got that question often when I left Ottawa. I am actually back in Ottawa and trying to work out on a new project in therapeutic massage. But things seems to go too slow and I am afraid it will never work out. So I am actually thinking to go back into sensual massage soon if things are not moving on.

I agree 100%. Seems silly. As a client, I never thought I would be turned down for the way my curlies were coiffed!

So when you book an encounter you should specify natural, trimmed or completely shaven? Maybe it's me but I think that's a bit much. If natural is still "the norm", and I have no idea if it, is then I wouldn't think it would be something most guys would think to ask about.

And the gentleman can ask the question without being explicit. All he has to say is "I'm unshaven, will that affect any aspect of our encounter?" RG

I can only assume that she thinks that because some men like to slap it against a woman's face, that he must enjoy the slappy sensation. ?

The system now resizes photos to a THUMBNAIL size when posted on the site in public threads. This is something we are trying out. A problem surfaced with some ladies posting outside the advertising area and including a HUGE photos (obviously marketing where advertising is not permitted). Council and I discussed this and voted that ladies should not be permitted to include large photos that are obviously for marketing purposes outside the advertising area (this would have required new rules and policies and more policing these policies by the mods) So, instead of making more rules and policies (we have so many already) I came up with the idea to have all images re-sized to a thumbnail (a decent sized thumbnail) and you can click on it to see the full image and allow the ladies to post a photo either in the signature of the bottom of the posts outside the advertising areas (as long as it's not a blatant ad cause lets face it this site is a marketing site for the ladies as much as it is a discussion site for the guys). Basically we are testing it right now and will adjust it if necessary. Your feedback is welcome. For example this image below is almost 1000x1000 pixels when clicked.

Today is day 1 my three week vacation.

I do believe, one hundred percent believe that a lady must charge what she feels her time and companionship is worth. And I have learned as I gained further experiences in this wonderful lifestyle, those memorable encounters, irrespective of the fee charged, well it really has turned out, for me at least, something you can't put a price on. I may not know about the intricacies about fee structures. But as one gentleman who appreciates the companionship you ladies have given me, or will one day provide, and to those I may never meet, don't ever devalue yourself. Charge what you think your time and companionship is worth. A gentleman will see you. From an appreciative gentleman for whatever it's worth RG

Elgin area as in Elgin Street? If so then I would say Megan's Touch or Amelia MA, or 5 minutes away you have Jessica Massage or Bethany(Sweetest Massage). All independents, all unique and memorable.

Home is in your heart, where you feel welcomed by friends,family,being able to put your feet up and looking around at the photo's and memories of loved ones,and little ones. Where you have family gatherings where hugs,laughter and pure enjoyment of re-living the past and future, home is always in my heart with those friends,family and neighbors that surround me with their love. God,I do miss my parents. :( and that is where my home started,and I make my home today open to those that welcome me into their home.

To me YMMV means that all services are at the ladies discretion, and therefore dependent on the sorts of things already mentioned: good hygiene, good manners, gentlemanly conduct all result in a good session, while the opposite will adversely affect the level of service. The wild card, of course is chemistry. With the best, most professional SPs, I find that if hygiene and manners are in place you can generally expect a fairly consistent and good / great level of service. Chemistry can push that to great / exceptional. In general, I haven't found looks to be a great factor in determining the service I receive.

Well. I will attempt to not be seriously offended by your assumptions about CL. I don't see any need for it, especially by someone who doesn't use CL. There is nothing wrong with it or any other advertising site, just because from time to time, unsavoury characters post ads. Unsavoury characters have always posted ads, everywhere, and indeed will even pay for their advertising, so that is nothing new. When the CL ES category was closed, everyone started trash talking (and still does) back page ads and advertisers. It is really tiresome. Posting on a site doesn't make an sp a less worthy than the sps who do not. Posting on a popular site with a lot of potential clients makes them savvy business professionals, imo. The TS is a services section. Anyone who offers massage sessions, even erotic or tantric ones, should not be ashamed of using that section. We are offering a business service as well. If someone is posting in casual encounters, as an sp, trolling for clients, now that is inexcusable and unprofessional, imo. An sp who wants clients will utilize all of the sites that will attract them to her. For anyone outside of eastern Canada, cerb advertising, while free, is not really a viable option. I love cerb, and do post ads here, but I don't expect any clients from it. I do regularly get great clients from CL tho, of course. :)

To me ymmv means first, things like hygiene. A lady is much more likely to be intimate with a gentleman who is clean versus one who is dirty Case in point. Kissing. It may be offered as a menu item. But should a guy have bad breath, or cigarette breath (if he smokes) the lady would imho be within her rights to refuse to kiss him. Or another example, she may offer digits. But if the guy's hands are covered in grease, like he just finished working on a car, I don't think he should expect digits. It can also mean that intangible, chemistry. A lady might offer a GFE experience. But there is very much a interpersonal chemistry/click to that service. If the lady and gentleman do not click, maybe the guy is too shy to relax and talk, it's kinda hard to offer a GFE. It doesn't mean sexual services denied. But the encounter would likely become just about sex, and in my experience, a GFE is about much more than just sex. It can also mean, in the case of a GFE, a large part of that is social/conversation. How intimate (in the broadest sense of the word) the conversation becomes depends on how much the lady/gentleman are willing to open up, which is more a case of trust. A lady shouldn't expect a man to completely open up or a man shouldn't expect a lady to completely open up on the first date. But if the client becomes a repeat, much more trust develops, and more intimate personal conversations occur, because it becomes more like two friends together, not a SP meeting a client Also, it can mean how a guy treats a lady. Showing up intoxicated/high. I think most guys can expect their encounter terminated. And likewise, if the guy is abusive, verbally or otherwise, the encounter is terminated Just because a gentleman is paying the lady for an encounter, doesn't mean he owns her for that time or is entitled to do whatever he wants. The acts performed are still between two consenting adults. And ymmv an industry standard, means irrespective of what is offered on a menu, it allows the lady to consent to an act on an individual basis. One client may be a gentleman, the next an unhygienic rude and ignorant man. Should both be treated equally. And finally, if the gentleman in scheduling an encounter has any specific enquiries, he should ask the lady at that time. There is no way a lady can envision every circumstance that may arise, the gentleman has to know more about himself than the lady. He should bring up anything that might be of issue prior to the encounter. In short, ymmv means irrespective of menu offerings, that those menu offerings may be offered in an encounter, not a guarantee that they will be offered. And irrespective that a gentleman is paying for an encounter, doesn't mean he is buying and entitled to do what he wants with the lady. It still has to be consensual between two adults, and forcing the lady to do something she doesn't want to do isn't consensual. And I don't see it as a negative. It just means the prospective client is aware ahead of time that there isn't a guarantee of services, but for the clients who are the best clients they can be, there are services they may experience At least that's how I see it RG

I can hardly believe that she said that to you! Obviously it was her preference, but to say join the 21st? Sorry but I think that's really rude. Whatever your preference is is the most important thing!! Personally, I don't mind hair down there or anywhere for that matter!

Maybe not porn sexy, but inspiring and beautiful from the perspective of two humans being authentic with one another. Skin-to-skin rules! We never stop needing it.

There are really far too many people that I need to thank. The thing about CERB is that it's community, built on the continuous interaction of all of its members. All of us are constantly building off what's laid down by everyone else here; none of us can do much in isolation. And so I'd like to send out a tip o' the hat to all of you who I've had dealings with in the past, however tenuous... including (but not limited to): All of you who have created, and contributed to, entertaining and informative threads that I can post in; All of you who have replied to my posts, and thus created interesting conversations; All of you who have expressed appreciation for the random crap I put up here, whether through rep points or PMs or other forms of feedback; In particular: all those folks who have posted on etiquette, and allowed me to (mostly) avoid making a whole bunch of stupid mistakes and pissing people off unnecessarily; And last, but my no means least: all of you guys who have posted recos, and thus allowed me to have a whole bunch of awesome experiences rather than just picking at random and hoping forr the best.

I'm sure there would be many providers who would be happy to give you a free kick in the balls if you asked them for birthday freebies!

I go to broadways alot to see Lana. IMO shes the hootest one there. She really young and immature but once you get a good vibe shes worth it!