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Watched True Blood from Sunday....that Russell....what a nut.. :) Peace MG

I recently exchanged a series of unfortunate e-mails with a potential patron who had never seen a companion before. I eventually declined his request because there were too many red flags. Too many questions and subjects were discussed that honestly freaked me out to the point of not seeing him. One or two of these questions on their own wouldn't have been so bad, but the combination of them all was enough to make me cancel the appointment. I'm also sorry if this turns out to be a little bit of a rant... >_<... Please do not ask me the following... Will there be 'thugs' waiting in the closet at your incall to mug me? Unless you're a thug, then no, there will be no 'thugs' in my apartment. I understand hesitancy and fear if it's the first time you've sought the services of an SP/MA, but this question is very offensive. Are you a cop? No. Are you? Are you D&D free? Yes. However, there are no guarantees. I don't intend to show you a 'report card' of cleanliness upon your arrival at my incall. Protecting yourself from STIs has everything to do with engaging in safer sex practices and getting tested regularly. STI prevention has nothing to do with trust. I could tell you I was D&D free, and you could say the same, but ultimately we hardly know each other. That's why we have safer sex. In terms of drug use, read recommendations, do your research, check out websites... use your judgment. I have no idea what to say as far as drugs are concerned. I think this question is shrouded with assumptions about who escorts are, and not based in reality. This question perpetrates the stigma that escorts are 'dirty', and into drugs. Are you an easy drunk? This is none of your business. We will not get drunk together. We are supposed to get together to have a good time, connect, and be intimate... Asking me whether I'm an easy drunk sets off a lot of red flags. Would you like me to be an easy drunk? If so, what does that insinuate about your intentions during the encounter? Do you mind just waiting for me, and I'll call you when I'm done having drinks with my buddies? Yes, I do mind. The fact that you'll be drinking with your buddies before our appointment is also a huge red flag for me. Especially when you're also asking me whether I like group and rough sex. Nothing you're doing is illegal at the incall, right? But aren't you afraid the cops will bust you? Obviously the night we get together will be the night you get busted, ha. ha. Our security isn't a laughing matter. I don't think there are any escorts or massage attendants that aren't afraid they will get targeted by an angry neighbour or landlord. Whenever I see a bylaw officer I think of the possible consequences of being targeted. There are multiple threads on CERB, and multiple resources online, that discuss the legality and risks involved in running an incall. Please do your research... End rant. ;)

I have never met an East Indian courtesan before, so I was quite nervous as to what type of experience I would encounter. Any doubt or any worries quickly disappeared when I stepped in and saw her in her dt hotel room. She made me feel at ease rightaway and wow, she's truly an amazing looking girl with beautiful eyes, wonderful smile, a gorgeous body - and a warm welcome! She really looks like an angel! Kareena provides an unforgettable girl friend experience with lots of kisses, caressing and huggings. She enjoys what she's doing and it felt so nice to joke and converse with her while at the same time exchanging lots of dfk's and touching. She not only has a great sense of humour but she also provides exemplary services. In fact, she's quite talkative ( in a fun way) except when she was enjoying herself. I enjoyed our time so much that the one hour appointment was quickly extended to an extra half hour. Even that was a bit inadequate! That's how much fun I had with her! This is the first time this gorgeous girl from Toronto is visiting here together with her cousin. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=102221 Although they are new here, they have been extensively and positively reviewd on the other board. The beautiful photos in her ad. and her website are real. I highly recommend this young lady to anyone and hope that she'll find it worthwhile to come back and visit Ottawa again in the future. Thank you so much, sweet Kareena! I for one will be looking forward to your next return! :smile:

QUite a few actually advertise as GFE MA these days. BUT, what each girl means by GFE differs from girl to girl - which is likely why people aren't responding here. MAs, generally, do not offer more than a massage with release. When I was an MA, I did not, ever. What happens in your session is really up to the girl once you're in the room. So trying to script your session, or to talk about receiving more than the standard MA fare, is still pretty taboo. When you read the reviews of most MAs, you'll read 'now I won't go into details', or something like that. Because what goes on in there is really no ones business but the MA and that particular client. Posting expectations or desires of more in these sessions I think could cause gentleman to always expect these types of services when visiting an MA, and honestly, most of the time they will NOT get those services. Not even if she says GFE - some girls just mean GFE in attitude, or kisses on the body.

We've been reading about the Green Bin program with curiosity, wondering how it would work. I imagine it's a tough sell for many in the city because you see the process of degeneration at its worst. Here at home in the boonies, we have a large and vibrant compost pile, and don't tend to think of it as yucky at all. But then, we turn it regularly, and so it seems more like compost than rotting goo. The past few weeks, we've been eating out of our garden. In fact, this past week, I've been up to my ass in tomatoes to be put up! When you think about it, we EAT the stuff that you put in your Green Bin--. Well processed, of course, but we waste very little. (--Well, that and the llama shit some generous friends give us every spring. Llama shit is great stuff! ;) )

Fun at Barb's last night. Ariel (of course :)-- she left early but looked incredible in her street clothes; total stunner), Cherry looking hot, Mya (met her for the first time--a beauty with great abs, very athletic but only here for another ten days). My friends and I were joined by a very special guest, Sweetshay, gorgeous and bubbly. And my favourite barmaid Megan was on, ultrahot in a short, tight back dress. Love those legs.... It was pretty quiet when we arrived, but it livened up!

"Can I check your incall to make sure there's no one else here?" No, you can't. You'll just have to trust me on this one. I live and work out of the same space. Some spaces are off-limits to clients to protect my personal privacy.

True, I'm impressed with the emails respone in terms of time and information provided. I've had only to follow-up 2-3 times and they got back to me very quickly. Thanks for the advice! :) So far, I've only contacted a lady once by phone. I got lucky on the 2nd try during the day, no voicemail available. For the next time, I'm debating about saying something along the lines of "Hey, it's...from CERB, do you have a minute or two to talk?" Kinda of addresses the discretion issue you brought up. Well, if she is with family, I'd hope that her phone is on vibrate or silent and she would ignore it. Chances are that she has a pretty good idea of whom that may be calling. I thought I read somewhere that some ladies have a separate phone for the business-side of their lives...Perhaps just put it on silent and the time is bad. Just a thought.

Here I was having a blonde moment when I was scanning this section and saw the title of this thread and actually thought it was about green grass! Haha! It's because I had to mow my lawn yesteray ( hate doing it) and I usually have hired help for this. Anyways, yes I like when men mow the lawn both ways!!! I'm all for manscaping. Just makes for better technique.

Absolutely!

You cannot per se remove a post, but you can edit your post. There is I believe a 24 hour timeframe for doing that If you wish your post removed/deleted, click on the edit button icon, then go in and delete what you wrote. But you should leave a comment "post deleted" and maybe the reason, so when people go into the board they won't see a white screen with no post Keep in mind if someone responds to your post before you edit it, and they quote you, your original post shows up in their post RG

Our justice system is also a joke. How is this tool not a threat to minors? I cant believe they are allowing him to mock our city and endanger and profit off our high risk children and teens! It makes me ashamed that I live in such a city. If we don't protect those who cant protect themselves, then the individuals responsible for his release are just as guilty as he is for whatever happens after this point. Disgusting! Posted via Mobile Device

I think this is a wonderful Thread and so important as it is said "if we don't love ourselves who will"? I am constantly learning and teaching myself this lesson everyday. I have learned that another persons opinion of me isn't as important as my own I have learned to deny anyone the ability to change my opinion of myself, in other words, if someone dosen't like me or think well of me , thats their problem. I have learned to except my flaws as postives, it's part of what makes me,me. I am woking on treating my body as a temple, this is a hard one as my love for "bad" food is stronger than my love of my figure. I appreciate my talents and so do some men, lol. Seriously, I am artistic and creative. I love writing poetry, drawing, decorating. These hobbies give me a sense of self, are relaxing and fulfilling. But I get the most gratification from doing for others and animal rescue.

Too many questions creates too much distance from a potential get together. Most information is always there at your finger tips, you just need to read and not ask too much.

Frankly I think if she's legit then she can use as many names as she'd like if she think it brings her more business...I have had a few clients see her,so I am under the impression she is a great companion..

Moving. That is all.

Did something to my right leg and can't stand or walk for more than a few minutes at a time. Arghhh!

Not being as close to a (Cerb) friend as I used to be...

My Goddess Of The Day is a lady who is a now a new friend of mine That is Nathalie Lefebvre I enjoy her posts and contributions to CERB, not to mention our private conversations She and I are virtual friends right now, but looking forward to when we meet and become friends in person Here is Nathalie's Profile http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=47001 And a picture of the lovely Nathalie

Hate-watched an episode of Hung! And for those who are like, "hate-watched, wtf is that?" here you go: http://news.yahoo.com/hate-watching-joy-tv-scorn-132153959.html

Everyday life is a busy affair where too many necessities can get in the way of being "you". It's hard to let go of what we are supposed to do in order to do what we need to do; if only for a moment. Family, responsibility, financial requirements, philanthropic pursuits, all important life factors but factors which deprive us from the fundamental need to self sooth. We CAN have it all but it takes effort. The biggest effort is indulging in what makes YOU happy. Find the time, no matter how brief it needs to be. Do something that you enjoy at least once a day. If you are satisfied with yourself you are better able to ensure that those you love will be happy as well! So.....I sing at the top of my lungs while dancing wildly around the house I read voraciously I play stupid iPad games I pull weeds I watch full tv shows online (like eight seasons of grey's anatomy in a month lol) We have one life to live. Deal with the necessities but live the rest to the fullest

I like Meg mostly due to her honesty and sincerity, I find her posts and thoughts to be fair and insightful and her opinions to be balanced. Damn, Gabby beat me to it. I like Gabriella for many, many reasons but mostly for reasons that I will keep to myself. No, that is not fair. I like Gabby because she is funny, honest, beautiful and wears her heart on her sleeve. I enjoy her company, conversation and her sharp wit.

Ohhhhh, Meg, Meg, Meg, Megaliciousssss... I like Meg for reasons I will also keep to myself ;)

Haha! I really like the title and the mood of your post. Based on that alone, and although I've not yet had the pleasure of meeting you, I now love you a little bit too. :) Life is full of things we just have to do with little or no choice; they many not be much fun, but we do them because they serve some bigger objective. But we have to be sure to add a few things into our lives that we do just for ourselves, to reward ourselves a little bit today and not just wait for the bigger ones down the road. Personally I've been tackling something big and new at work that serves my own agenda as much as my employer's; spending more time out on the wooded pathways with my dogs (I love my dogs!); and doing some writing I've always wanted to do. All of these things make me happy about how I'm leading my life.

If a client really likes the lady he sees, then he should be writing a recommendation for her. Gentlemen understand and respect that for the ladies this is their livelihood, and maybe a recommendation from them will help in the lady in her business. Possessiveness has no part in this lifestyle. I write recommendations, for three reasons, first, it's kind of a public thank you to the lady for a good encounter, second, it may help the lady get new clients, and three, sort of related to two, but it lets other gentlemen know about a lady that they may also have a great encounter with. One of the best ways to show a lady that you like, that you do indeed like and respect her is post a recommendation on your encounter with her. It can help her business, and other gentlemen can have a good encounter too. RG

I would have to nominate the bum of Claire Heavens for it's perfect symetry ; it is a pleasure to see, touch ... I think it's time to book an some appointments

Phaedrus is funny as hell and makes me laugh, he is a Frumiusbandersnatch whatever that is, and he is one Fat Bastard !!! Okey dokey then Nat beat me and she likes Phaedrus in a much nicer way ;) I like Nathalie because she is super nice, super smart, super sexy, hot duo pics :) , fun, funny and has Ninja Poops ;)

I like Phaedrus because he's charming, calm, handsome, and has an incredibly good head on his shoulders. I trust his judgment and love his posts. A very appreciated voice on the board, to say the least.

Reviving an old thread. Thought of another amusing ingredient. Last week, I had to get rid of a TON of old flour, corn starch, bulk oatmeal and other miscellaneous powders. The green bin was filled half-way. Just enough weight for Mr. Garbage guy to be able to lift overhead & yet more than enough bulk for said garbage professional to be thoroughly coated & look like a ghost. Man, it's like I'm like an Artiste.

Snakes and ladders You climb up me and slide down my snake Posted via Mobile Device

This guy's a complete idiot. The worst thing about the internet is that you have losers like this that try to invent some sort of fame for themselves. Of note, the bogus ads on BP appear to have completely stopped when he wasn't around (at least the obvious ones.....the ones that had the same phone number for a bunch of girls and ended with spelling the last digit as "eight"). How coincidental. For example, remember "Bunny"? "White-fun"? Those ads completely dropped off when he was in the slammer. They haven't re-appeared yet, either....i'm assuming that the cops are monitoring his phone and internet usage very keenly.

Realizing that I'm surrounded by people who love and care about me on a daily basis, and I'm blessed with a roof over my head, food in my belly, and a lot of extra time for fun! [that is... until school starts in September!]

Being the last person to have posted in the "I Like Positivity Thread".....two whole days ago!! :( And people tell me I can't be subtle :p

I am a fairly open person and don't mind questions of any sort, as I am also quite outspoken. So If I find the question to be to personal or intrusive I'll let the gentleman know. What I won't take part in is gossip, gossip of any kind, I hate it and there is never good intentions behind it, jmo. Our conversation should involve myself and my companion, anyone else is irrelevant.

I do minimal trim but to be honest my hands shake when I go near my wanker with a weed wacker....but I now do have 1 volunteer to trim me up with a Flo Bee ;) Don't want this to happen....

WHAT ! You mean when I come to Ottawa Nat....I can't go have some drinks with Old Dog first, give you a call and pop on over, beat up the thugs from the closet, and then get you drunk if you are easy and then have wild and crazy drunken sex ??? I can't do that ??? Sorry to make light of it sweetie but those questions are soooo stupid I couldn't help but laugh .... Another testament to the bs you ladies put up with.

I propose Sweetshay as our cerb goddess of the day! She's back in Ottawa after a long absence, and she rocks, as any good goddess should. :)

Having successfully had a birthday celebration that includes friends and family without feeling the need to commit murder. Well not many thoughts...yay for me!

Pictures of drag queens... half in costume, half not. And, apparently, not 'shopped - they really did get half-made-up... More here, at the photographer's website. And h/t.

Being in the position not only to pay mom's minimum card payment (see things that suck) on her credit card bill, but I was able to pay most of the balance on the card off for her You only have one mom, and what was a major expense for her being on a pension was relatively minor for me since I still am employed RG

To be honest, I wouldn't expect them to call you back unless you left a voicemail saying that it was OK to do so, and when. Unless the call has been pre-arranged, a SP calling a client is prone to all kinds of issues with discretion. What if she calls back while you happen to be with your SO? Tricky, that, and my understanding is that most SPs just don't want to deal with it :) And that's one of the reasons I prefer email... far fewer problems like this :)

The Who say it best: "See me Feel me Touch me Heal me". :) I enjoy massaging the woman. That's my favourite part of the experience, the feel of her hot fit body, and the sense that she's enjoying our time together, as much as I am.

I haven't seen the thread about refusing a client based on race. Of course as an SP you can chose to see who you want based on any criteria. Same goes with the client of course, we chose who we want to see based on our own criteria. It goes both ways. I could see how the discussion could get heated, anytime race is involved people can and will get animated. I know sometimes the Ladies get tired of the same questions, I myself have sent Ladies questions before an encounter, I find as long as you are respectful with your questions you will get an equally respectful response. But once the question is asked and answered it should end there. If you don't get the answer you want and continue to correspond with the Lady nothing good will come of it. I'm always suspicious that the guys who do this do it for personal entertainment (sick I know) and I also wonder about the guys who are genuine and think an encounter could be enjoyable after annoying the fuck out of the Lady you are trying to see.

Some questions/comments inappropriate to bring up to a client. Some exact quotes, some are words to the effect... Will you become a regular (btw asked during the course of the encounter) Oh glad I'm meeting you, don't have food in the kitchen, now I can go grocery shopping (yes true, happened to me, do I need to hear she is broke) I'd like a recommendation. I don't seem to get too many (wonder why, and commented before the first hour of a encounter of two hours) opening lines from a lady "gotta pay the bills hun, gotta pay the bills" Just a couple warm fuzzies I've encountered. Fortunately most ladies I meet are just that, ladies. And those few bad ones make me appreciate the good and great ladies all that much more RG

I've been sadly neglecting this thread. So, my goddess-of-the-day nomination for today is... Sky! She's a wonderful person to spend time with... funny, sexy, smart. And those eyes...

One that has not been mentioned but definitely should be.... the luscious AVA FOXX Ava is a wonderful woman, so sweet , so warm and incredibly funny... she and I have been friends from the get go!!! Love this girl to pieces!!! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=28364

I think too much is made of the multiple names issue. It certainly is possible that an SP could be using multiple identities for some nefarious reason, but there are also many valid reasons: - Safety - Trying to avoid/escape a stalker or bad client - Rebranding - Some very highly respected SP's on here have transparently and publically announced new names as they've matured, not to hide anything, but just to refresh their image. - Clarity - An SP starts out and calls herself 'Jane' only to find there is another Jane out there, then she's either being confused with a bad rep or stepping on the toes of the other competitor, neither of which is desirable; also helpful if they want to expand into other markets where the could be several Janes - Privacy - I've known more than one SP whos job accidental spilled into their personal life. Killing off the persona their friends and family had become aware of was the only way to keep working. - New leaf - Like any new job, new SP's likely make mistakes when they start out. Provided the lessons are learned I don't the the harm in wiping the slate clean. The inexperience point is a good one as well. Many men are fickle. They can be very attracted to the hot new SP, but when she is not 'new' any more they'll try the next new lady. That can put pressure on an inexperienced SP who is trying to pay the bills. Not a great excuse, but a logical explanation that I've heard before.

It's not just clients who do that! I've been asked (not recently) who else in a city I've seen and received a gossipy run down on each. Just to be clear ... This was probably 10 years ago, and certainly not a CERB lady. I only saw her the once as I wasn't sure she wouldn't gossip about clients either!

1. Whats your "real" name? 2. How many men have you been with today? 3. So, have you been busy? 4. Is your real hair color/breast size/nails/tan real? 5. How did you get into the business? 6. Do you have a boyfriend/SO/partner? 7. Why don't you go Indie? 8. Can I stand you on your head while you give me a bj? 9. Why do you have to put the condom on now? 10. Can I have a tour of your place? 11. Who is that in the picture? 12. Are the sheets clean? 13. Did you shower? 14. Tell me the difference between the 1hr and 2hr option besides time, I might want to readjust our session. 15. Is that what you are wearing? 16. I thought you would be _________ (taller, shorter, skinnier, fatter, younger, older) 17. I brought rolled change for part of my donation, is that a problem? (paid $250 in rolled pennies and dimes) 18. Do you own this place? 19. You should take yoga. 20. Have you ever considered having your breasts done? 21. Do you have a bong? 22. Can you drive me home afterwards? 23. I have a friend in the car, is it ok if he waits in your livingroom? 24. How many children do you have? 25. Do you REALLY enjoy it or are you an awesome actress? 26. Can we "just hang out" cause I think we have a real connection. 27. What are the perks if I become a good regular? 28. Can I leave my shoes and socks on for the whole visit? 29. Whats the weirdest request you've ever had? 30. Has anyone ever hurt you during an appointment? 31. Does your family know what you do? And my all time favorite! 32. Your such a smart woman, why don't you get a real job? These are all questions I have been asked personally and they range from mildly annoying to WTF is he thinking! cat

When I was close to 400 pounds 2 years ago I was.....not satisfied with my lawn downstairs. Then losing weight, just in proportion to my trimmer size, still a big lad, it was becoming more of a bush ha ha. I had to shave down there, found lotion helps after shaving and keep doing it for the next 3 days till it slowly grows. Even though it does make my member "seem" larger/longer, it does well to let your saction breathe. Oh and yes, it is best for receiving a blow job. I did not think it was respectful to the lass that had to go down, give a blow job, then stop every couple of minutes to pull hair floss out of her teeth. So if I am shaved or trimmed, it goes well for the ladies to do so. As I enjoy going down giving my Slushie. BD