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I just bought my plane ticket for Japan. omg. 3 1/2 weeks in Japan. dreams come true

My answers from the previous thread still stand, I believe. Having just finished a paper on sexuality and gender and Butler's theory of "doing" gender, I'll stop myself from going on and on. Simply put: genes don't define gender. Acts don't define identities.

Bronchitis! It's probably not that bad, but I rarely get sick so I'm being a complete suck about it. Our poor puppy! We haven't been the most involved parents the past couple days.

Exactly, if you got a massage from your real GF, you'll usually end up having sex with her. That won't be the case with these so-called GFE masseuses. Another point, the worlds of MA's and SP's are converging fast. It's happening because of the challenges to the existing prostitution laws in the courts: there's no point in hiding your head in the sand about this anymore. There are already MA's advertising BJ's as part of their services. If someone wants to say that that makes them escorts and not MA's, then whatever makes your world-view work is fine with me. But these providers are providing mostly a massage first and foremost, with an alternative happy ending, so these providers may really consider themselves MA's. So knowing about these changing times, is it really a good idea for an MA to advertise themselves as GFE when they really have no intention of "going there"? The escort world already had a bad reputation with the term GFE, because many guys complained that they didn't get it when it was advertised: to the point where some providers have had to start using the silly term "True GFE" to differentiate themselves. Is this silliness what's now going to have to happen in the MA world too? Will the "true GFE" masseuses offer BJ's, while the regular GFE masseuses don't? I think the girls that are thinking of using this adjective for their services really should think about this long and hard before going through with adding it to their advertisements, it might save a lot of aggravation for them. I think the existing term "sensual massage" more than accurately reflects what their services are.

If the ladies could do their part with: - words of encouragement - moans of pleasure - quickness of breath - profanities - any primal noises It would make it a bit easier.

I LOVES THE DIRTY TALK. What you say to me is almost hotter than what you do to me.

It's curious. For somebody who is a self-proclaimed atheist, I tend to call on God quite a bit in the heat of the moment. Fortunately, He doesn't seem to be paying any attention to me.

I just bought these shoes... They are stunning and I simply couldn't resist!

The problem with this, I find when I do try to give a deal, then the next time the visit they want the same deal again. It is like you give an inch and they want a mile. I have tried it, and only to have to struggle after with them trying to negotiate. "ohhh well you did last time, cant you do it again for me?"

I think what one charges should be simply that. The service provided by the sp is as she chooses/offers as is her rate and what she feels shes worth should not be an indicator of the number of services offered. There should be no thought of competition as we are all individual, different and all have something special to offer. I am a tall busty blonde but so are thousands of other girls some are sexier, prettier, better built some aren't but they are them and I am me.We are all special and we all do' it ' differently. I don't think that because a girl charges 2-3-4 or 5 hundred an hour means her service will include any more or less services then someone who charges less or even more, it simply means she wants this said amount for her time and if you want to see her then thats what pay. We all should be able to make our fees as we all have something different to offer even though we all may be doing the same physical acts give or take a few.-in summary if I were a man I wouldn't look at a girls rates and think oh she charges 300/hr therefore she must provide a,b,c,d&e services.

One last thought, because this is so well said...

The problem with labels is they impose a rigidity. Individuals should be free to do what they want (with other consenting adults) without a fear of the labels that come with certain sexual practices But there is a societal stigma to certain sexual activities and orientations hence the emphasis on labeling them. We should all be more concerned about people be free to do what they want (with other consenting adults) and living happy content lives instead of stigmatizing those who's sexual practices and orientation aren't the same as ours Just a quick rambling RG

Not so much into sparkling wines or champagne, so can't help so much there. One thing I do enjoy this time of year is a spiced rum and eggnog or two or three....haha

Hey Darlings, I hope everyone had an amazing weekend. Just posting my new schedule for this week. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday 9-2 In the east end. You can pm me, e-mail me @ [email protected] or call 613-523-6199 and someone will be happy to book you! oxoxo Love, Kaytlyn

I know women who are lesbians, yet still work as an SP, therefore they are straight for pay. I don't see why a guy who consider himself gay, wouldn't try being a woman, just to see what's it's like. If we had to qualify each sexual act and put in a small little box, this world would be a sad place. I honestly don't see what is the point of all those recent threads about sucking a cock making someone gay, eating pussy making someone heterosexual, drinking non alcoholic wine making someone alcoholic? I don't consider myself bisexual. Yet I still have sex with both genders. and everything in between.

A gorgeous frame for my soon-to-be degree ;)

Just like Julie's signature says, curiousity got this cat, and satisfaction will bring me back. This is a perfect example of how Cerb works for me. Here is a woman who I first take note of from her funny, positive posts and those multi-coloured socks. Of course a visit, or was it more then one, to her profile reveals some lovely photos that just re-affirm that first impression. I'm pretty much already sold but a visit to Julie's web site seals the deal that this is a lady I would like to meet. Sensing her enjoyment of the word play may be good fore play, I do manage to get an even more enticing response and after some further mail and a switch from in to out call ( my haste to set up a date) we are able to plan a date at week's end. Julie arrives right on time and we take the time to chat, have a toast to the new year, and connect to one another. There is a lull in the conversation, we connect with a kiss and do not part for the next couple of hours. This is the part where you refer back to Julie's website, posts and ads as she is honest and open about what she likes and enjoys her pleasures and pleasings. Her enjoyment in the shower is always a bonus for me. Julie has written that her body has a lot to say and I would suggest you listen very closely to her. She is a sexy, young vibrant woman who practices what she preaches about her sensual art. Show her respect and you will receive your just desserts.

Am I the only person who takes this sort of thing as a challenge? :)

I am into this new song by a Canadian preformer Classified! Songs called Mighty Ninja.. Very Catchy.. What is your favourite tunes playing on your ipod now in December.. No oldies.. Just new 2012 tunes..

Never naughty enough for me :) lol

Hey their guys,do to some changes in my life, I will be leaving cerb and the massage buissness as of DEC.20.2012,Id love to have the pleasure of saying goodbye to all my naughty friends first though.I will be offering my services full of pleasure and erotic treats that will have your toes curling with excitment,so come join me for a sensual steamy shower,followed bye mutual hands on excitment,Did I mention i love using my beautiful welll indowed assets in all the right places?.If you have any Special requests feel free to text or pm me,I look forward to seeing old friends and meeting and creating new memories.XXX your DDD playmate amanda MY RATES THIS WEEK.....(SPECIAL RATES FOR BOOKINGS ONLY) 30 MIN=30$ 45 MIN=45$ 60 MIN=80$ MY SCHEDULE THIS WEEK..... TEUS-3-11PM@ANGELS TOUCH WED-3-11PM@ANGELS TOUCH THURS-3-11PM@ANGELS TOUCH FRI-3-11PM@ANGELS TOUCH SUN-10-4PM@ANGELS TOUCH SEE WHAT OTHERS ARE SAYING(REVIEWS)..... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=46157

I remember Sissy wearing these at the Fat Bastard lodge for one of our formal events. Took me awhile to find them online but they are available now at the San Francisco store or the Dollar store ....

Tsk tsk tsk tsk..... I never swear But if you ladies must swear then some etiquette applies If you say "fuck you" tsk tsk If you say "fuck me" in English or French or Japanesaaaa then lets get busy ;) If you say "you are an ass" tsk tsk If you say "grab my ass" hands on I got it covered baby If Cleo says "fuck off" tsk tsk If Cleo says "cock off" I am up for it :D :dncdick: and so on.....just throwing a few examples out there....

Hello lovelies, I'm at the midpoint in my exams and so my availability is limited. I am happy to announce a study date planned with the lovely Nathalie Lefebvre this Thursday evening - and we are prone to delicious distraction! Care to join us? Come relax and unwind with an erotic full-body massage and sexy slippery bodyslides - let's keep each other warm! As an independent massage provider, my location is private and discreet, located in the downtown core. I can be reached by email at [email protected] for the fastest response. This week: Tuesday December 11th: booked Wednesday December 12th: 2:00pm-8:00pm Thursday December 13th: 4:30pm-10:00pm - massage duos with Nathalie Lefebvre Friday December 14th: unavailable Saturday December 15th: unavailable Sunday December 16th: 10:00am-2:00pm Monday December 17th: 8:00pm-10:00pm I will be visiting Kingston December 18th-20th - massage duos available with Evelyne Lemay Consideration: $170/hr $230/90min $290/2hrs Please inquire about duo and couples massage A little bit more... 5'8" 34B-28-38 Blonde hair, blue eyes, and a few lovely tattoos. Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=A&t=63938 xoAmelia

Someone sending me an email saying they were going to have me banned from cerb for filling up travelling ladies schedules with fake bookings-things that suck-never ending lies and foolishness

I saw 'FUCK' a LOT during sex. In my general speech, I usually don't, unless I've been spending time with people who swear a lot. I pick up speech very quickly so sometimes I catch myself swearing all the time and have to wonder who I've been hanging out with hahaha

Spiced rum and eggnog is delicious...! I'm with MellyBelly on this one. I like making eggnog martinis. The recipe calls for rimming the glass with honey and graham cookies... --drools--

Favorite seasonal drink is Growers Apple Cinnamon cider, they only sell it around Thanksgiving and Christmas Also a fan of homemade Irish Cream, extra whiskey :D http://allrecipes.com/recipe/irish-cream-liqueur-ii/

Ok, I haven't tried this one, but it is a variation of my previous post. I am for sure going to try this one very soon...... Frosty Noggin Ingredients you need 1 1/2 oz. Rum 3/4 oz. Creme de Cacao 3 oz. Eggnog 3 cup Vanilla Ice Cream How to make a Frosty Noggin blend ingredients until smooth, pour into parfait glass, top with whipped, cream decorated with a few drops of green creme de menthe, garnish with rolled cookie Type of drink Cocktail Recommended glass Parfait Glass

An easy, tasty and don't get a hangover drink that ladies and men love! Bottle of bubbly, can be either champagne or sparkling white. 1 mickey of good gin 1 mickey of cointreau 1 can of no pulp orange juice lots of ice serve in fluted glasses, minus the ice cubes Yummy!!! PS: has also been known to be a panty remover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When i was first GFE experience, my first thoughs were that there would be kissing, hugging and the MA would be extra friendly. (and showers! but that's mostly cause it was specified in the first GFE add i saw) I did ask if DATY was allowed, but i was expecting a no. FS cause an MA said GFE? I really don't get how you can go to that conclusion. Just check the title of this section. GFE is an adjective used to change the next word. It means something different for MA and SP. Just like using good in front of sex is very different then good in front of work day. When someone say he had a good day at work, you don't expect he had an orgasm. If he said good sex however, then you'd assume. And yeah, no DATY/BJ/FS is the norm for GFE MA. Even if it's not to your liking, probably 9 out of 10 GFE MA goes by those rules. For both SPs and MAs, if something is not explicitely said in the add, don't assume and ask. It's really not that hard and most ladies will answer nicely.

In this day and age it amazes me that anyone does't understand that "no" means "no". As far as i'm concerned it's only a business before the SP arrives . After that it's just a hope that you make a connection. A smile and a hug usually means it's going to go well . No SP should ever have to be in fear of her safety and if she does i definately agree she should leave right away. Respect and kindness usually receive the same in return.

The first time I saw an SP, I had asked for three hours when booking. But I had brought money for an additional hour. I had wanted to see how things went, and about halfway through, I asked her if we could extend for another hour. It was an outcall, so I felt a little bad about the inconvenience I caused her (arranging transport). A bit of oversight on my part. But she was so accommodating, it was sweet of her.

Something more of a thought than anything else. The topic at hand is "Can a guy suck a cock and still be heterosexual" But I can't see the shoe on the other foot so to speak, that is to say a thread titled "Can a woman perform daty on another woman and still be heterosexual" In fact there is, in civilian society, much more negativity surrounding men being homosexual or bi-sexual than there is around women being lesbian or bi-sexual Just thrown out there for discussion, that is all RG

Help us contribute to the less fortunate children in the Ottawa area....Now until December 15th we will be contributing $10. from every 1 hour massage to Toy Mountain....if you want to donate funds as well you can leave your funds with your MA (Massage Attendant)...you can also leave a toy as well (unwrapped) please....let's all make a difference! To Learn more about Toy Mountain http://www.toymountain.ca/content/index.asp Monday Gina 10-11 aka "Gina" Amanda 10-6:30 aka "DDDpleasure" Lany 10-5:30 aka "Lany" Alyssa 5-11 NEW aka "AlyssaStaxxx" Kelly 6-11 aka "Kelly2010" 3 rooms, 3 sexy ladies on per shift! Private Dance shows available upon request! Click here to see NEW pics of room: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3340 Pics of our Hotties http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=52117 Full Body Relaxation Massage Single Massage: --------30 minutes $50. --------45 minutes $70. on special for $60. --------60 minutes $80. Duo/Couples Massage: --------30 minute regular $100. on special for $80. --------45 minute regular $120. on special for $100. --------60 minute regular $160. on special for $130. ------HST included in prices. ------ Tips Accepted------ ATM on site------Spacious Rooms with Private Showers------ NEW LOCATION: 65 Bentley 613-274-7073 Alyssa Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=112642 Gina's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=60064 Amanda Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=A&t=46157 Kelly Discussions http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...t=55764&page=2 Lany Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=L&t=37195

I'm a fan of Yellow Tail Bubbles and Jackson Triggs Sparking Sauvignon Blanc. Both are Ontario wines. They're reasonably priced at 14.95 a bottle. I love the light bubbles this time of year, and a perfect companion to a bubble bath. Mmmm...bubbles. :)

Christmas morning it's been our usual practice to have sparkling wine with OJ while having brunch or opening gifts, think it's called a Mimosa. I don't usually spring for a Champagne because of cost and there are quite a number of reasonable sparkling wines from other than French producers. I tend to favour a good Cava from Spain or an Italian Prosecco.

Agreed. Often there is nothing sexier than everyday clothing. That being said, everyone's tastes will vary and it would probably be worth stating an expectation clearly, if there is one. Yoga pants and a tank top make me drool.

Crimes of Moral Turpitude carry a mandatory lifetime deportation in the US as signed into effect by Bill Clinton just before he left office. CMT's are considered a "Crime against the State" and is a federal offense with indictment after the misdemeanor prostitution charge is dealt with on the state level but often the state level paperwork slips into large stacks on the Feds desks for the clients, not to be processed for years to come. It will eventually catch up with you though, rest assured. Non citizen females charged are systematically denied bail and held as flight risks then turned over to federal agents once their state charges and sentences are complete. 10 years AFTER the deportation process is COMPLETE (it can take years and you will have to surrender into custody and sit in jail for at least 30 days), the deportee can apply to the US State department for a temporary travel waiver which has 99% decline rate for CMT's. Travel waivers are usually only issued for prior immigration offenses and those have over a 70% decline rate. I had 2 years sitting in a law library with a $100G's lawyer sorting this mess out while dressed in orange. They couldn't prove I was a prostitute but I couldn't prove I didn't know anything about it, thus they found me guilty of conspiracy. Final verdict? I can never return to the US because of a single conviction of conspiracy related to prostitution... cat

Or Mod was generous with his/her time and vigilante back in 2009 when he defined the term GFE in the follow thread: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=10214 I guess the term GFE is a very personal one and we all have an opinion about what it really means. The key with any type of service is to communication with the service provider to clarify what is really offered and ask questions. We all welcome inquiries... right ladies? Canuck------ said it best. Quote: "At one point in time (and in certain places still) you would not be able to kiss the MA, you wouldn't shower together, you wouldn't hug and cuddle, you wouldn't be able to reciprocate touch, or do a reverse massage." The erotic massage industry has for sure evolved in Ottawa and was it not for the best? I know I'm having a lot more fun!

INTELLIGENCE. I go weak in the knees for a man who can keep me on my toes intellectually speaking. HUMOUR. I love someone who can make me laugh. CREATIVITY. Whether in the bedroom or outside it, I like someone who can think outside the box. That guy smell that is a combination of soap and clean laundry. Biting my neck makes me instantly wet.

1. a spontaneous first kiss from a new lover (you know, that moment just after you could cut the sexual tension with a knife?) 2. eyes that smile (know what i mean?) 3. a man in a fitted suit 4. a man who out of that fitted suit is adorned with some tasteful tattoos (--swoon--) 5. too much pino grigio wine ;-)

I find this thread very interesting, and excellent valid points especially the use of "GFE" included in advertisements with MA's. For myself, I basically " get to the chase " with MA's through a pm to find out exactly what they mean by identifying themselves as GFE, and you will always get a accurate answer. I believe I have that right to ask that question before dropping door fees (possibly)and of course the other fees, I don't like be to thought as a time waster in this case,because of the term used by many MA's "GFE" but merely ensuring my "investment" pays me back dividends, In what I might be looking for in a session . I think that is fair from my perspective and being a client of many SPs and MA's and should never be labeled a time waster. I enjoy the intimacy at times with an MA while having that shower together,touching,caressing and of course the massage itself it is a very nice change for myself from perhaps seeing an SP. After all us gentlemen do enjoy that GFE intimacy at times with an MA as well.

A man in a suit A man in a suit with a tie A man in a three piece suit A man in a pin stripe suit A man in an all black suit --hehe--

A mans sexy voice a mans sexy voice telling me he wants to fuck me:icon_cool: kindness my dogs-especially when they tilt their heads walking into a buffet and seeing all the food and it's all fresh and all for me

Sorry - but I find the use of 'GFE Massage' very misleading and very inaccurate. 'GFE' is an Escort Term created by Escorts for Escorting - which begets Oral (DATY, DATO and/or CBJ/BBBJ) and/or FS. So to try and 're-define' the term and try to lure in Escort Hobbyists to get massages is, in my humble opinion, unfortunate and a major turn off for me. I don't tell people I shovel snow for a living and then show up to mow the lawn :S I've never, NEVER, met a guy whom either did, or was looking, for a GF just to have massages with - and never have sex. :S NEVER. Makes no sense. This is 1/2 the reason why the MA/MPs now have there own Area - so as Not to keep misleading Hobbyists (intentionally or mistakenly). Wasting time asking Questions to a MA in the SP section whom doesn't say she is a MA until after several emails. Lame. So un-attractive. Maybe it's a 'GF Massage' some ladies offer, but as per the definition of GFE - it's way more than just a massage. This is even clearly outlined here in this Thread - real GFE services Not included in so-called 'GFE Massages'. (Yeah, and you having snow on the lawn while I mow is Your mis-interpretation or my services right? Not mine?? ...as I now re-define snow as grass? :S ) GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=1311&highlight=acronyms A call girl advertising the provision of a "girlfriend experience" is implying that she provides deep french kissing (DFK), "full service" (intercourse) usually with protection, and fellatio and cunnilingus, both with or without protection. Advertising a "girlfriend experience" is sometimes used by call girls to promote business. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girlfriend_experience Like the others said, GFE=Girlfriend experience. In some situations, it also means that the prostitute/escort is willing to perform some services without condoms, akabarebacked, usually blowjobs(BBBJ). http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gfe There's even a movie called The Girlfriend Experience (with Sasha Grey - & FYI: She's No Masseuse! ;) ) Anyone got links showing where GFE has changed it's definition to Not included Oral/FS - and now has 2 meanings - 1 for MAs and 1 for SPs?? I look forward to seeing where this has changed, as I enjoy keeping up with the times :) Food for thought! ;) PS: Great Question Ironsman1 - Clarity over services is what CERB is all about :)

A couple things. First, no two encounters are the same. Not just between different clients and a lady, but even repeat encounters with a client and lady Always, always remember YMMV I have read some recommendations. To me what is the most important is did the gentleman have a good encounter with the lady. I never assume when the recommendation goes into details that that is how other encounters will unfold. None of my reco's go into details (that is private), but you know I've had a good time. I also, in encounters, let the lady take the lead. That way the lady is comfortable knowing her boundaries won't be crossed. If there is something I would like, yes maybe mechanical somewhat, but I ask, I don't assume and don't force And I don't pm/email details of encounters, read my recommendations, that is how detailed I go. RG

I put foreplay and intercourse. By my definition, foreplay includes giving and receiving oral sex... ;) In all honesty though, making out with/without clothes on (foreplay) is enough to get me hot and bothered for sex!

You won't find much, until you establish a bond with someone who you trust and who trusts you back.