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I think my sense of humour follows largely from my refined sense of the absurd, coupled with an appreciation for novelty. This might explain why I sometimes dissolve into fits of giggles over situations and/or notions that are heavily steeped in nonsense, much to the amusement and amazement of those observing. I also like wordplay and political humour, because these are areas I love to muck about in, myself. :D Some Monty Python for your consideration: -How not to be seen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmyz_f8Sx14 -The silly olympics And a piece on the the impotence of proofreading your writing:

A perfect world in my eyes would constitute a service provider free from any fear of danger, weirdos, or douchebaggery. Well, that would go for anyone, but staying on point, I think SPs have a higher risk happening on one or all of the above.

..and willing to join your community :) I'm an independent escort based in Ireland,and would love to know more about your "world" here and interact with nice guys/ladies. I'm a 28yo Colombian lady,hope I'll be soon allowed to upload a small gallery so you can put me a face :) Look forward to hear back from you xx Shirley

hmm that is a good question. I mean hear in NB we have all shapes and sizes but now that you mention it I haven't seen a heaver girl while I've enjoyed entertainment in Montreal. I wonder if its because they don't hire them there or if it's just because there aren't bigger girls there that are confident enough to get up there on stage. I know lots of woman that may be larger but they are most definitely still Very beautiful lol I know the two reasons I tell people that I've never tried stripping is (1)I can't hump a floor and make it look sexy lol and (2)that is just way too many eyes at once. I've always had stage fright.

I like Lee's slightly off centre sense of humour. Plus, the man has impeccable taste in photo posts. And finally, how can you not like a man who uses Austin Powers as his avatar. Groovy Baby!

An association doesn't have to be public! It can be a very private group that meets, exchanges bad date information and offers support to each other. All it takes is one person willing to organize it. I belong to a private association of Divas. It's a loosely organized group of single old broads that get together regularly to exchange complaints, celebrate successes and bounce business ideas off of each other. We even have a membership ring that we all wear and group of younger D.I.Ts (Divas in Training) that are earning their "Diva" status. We don't have bylaws or rules except one. You can't miss a meeting unless you are dead. Literally. So the next question is... Who is going to step up to the plate up there, make a few phone calls and pick a place to have a coffee? If it's all inclusive, it doesn't matter the race as it will help everyone involved. Once it's established you can drag in the touring girls that pop in up their for their take on the world as they know it. I know if I ever made it up there, I would go for a coffee... cat

Having had 5 lung surgeries in my life already, scars are pretty much a part of me. I've had people ask me about them at the beach. I usually tell them that I wasn't very nice, so I had to give back my wings (makes sense when you see them). And I've had people tell me it's gross looking. I just respond that there isn't much I can do about them and if they don't like them, to not look at them

Well after dealing with the Passport Canada bureaucrat from hell who said I wasn't a Canadian citizen and tried to get rid of me, and that was on Dec 31st...I now just today received my passport. Only thing, I was hoping to bump up my visit to see dad next week, but he goes to the Moffitt Centre (specializes in cancer treatment) in Tampa Florida on Monday so he asked if my original travel plans could be kept On an upnote, he seems positive again, and maybe this centre can treat him...keeping my fingers crossed and praying But all things considered, this seems like a highlight RG

Wether they are intentional or unintentional they are part of you and they make you unique. Their story is for you to share or not to share and part of your journey to becoming "you". Others may look at them and see them as ugly, some may not notice some may find beauty in them but what is important in the end , for all of us is how we see our selves. Sometimes when we become externally marred our internal being grows stronger, more accepting, understanding-beautiful and imperfections can be more appealing sometimes then perfections.

I have 2 suggestions, Katherine is visiting Moncton, I do think she is there today:)( can never go wrong with Katherine!!) Also Serena Blake...I have not yet met Serena, but I think she is a peach! Your Lucky in Moncton right now, very nice ladies visiting:) Good luck:)

I suspect that pretty much all SPs are offering a "girl you are cheating on your girlfriend with" experience on a regular basis :)

Dorinda Bloom is my all time fav lovah, so besides her, it would go like this... LulusforU Sweetshay Georgiana Sweet Katrine Cannon Megforfun This would round out 2013!!

If there were a "perfect world" for a service provider, what would it be like? Are you constantly wishing products, services, or venues that would make your life easier were available? Is there a socio-political lobsidedness with respect to service providers that you believe can be righted? Is there an association for service providers in Thunder Bay? If so, how could it be better? If not, do you think there should be? Please be as detailed and imaginative as your heart desires and time permits. Can't wait to read the responses. xo.

I woke up this morning to the Beautiful sunshine here in Fredericton. It instantly put me in a cheerful mood to feel the warmth on my skin :) will definitely be a good day for a walk. I hope everyone gets out and takes advantage of the good weather while we have it :)

"There is something beautiful about all scars of whatever nature. A scar means the hurt is over, the wound is closed and healed, done with." -Harry Crews, novelist and playwright (b. 1935) I ran across this quote and thought it would resonate with various folk.

i am curious if in montreal there is such a strip club that caters to men who enjoy bigger ladies? Mya Rain xoxoxo

I like Angela because of the grace she's shown under all the crap that life's thrown at her of late.

I'm a believer in "GIVING" (love hearing,tasting and feeling a woman get excited) white or dark chocolate?

Ok heres a random one, but I think Seth Macfarlane has an amazing smile that actually had me stunned the first time I saw it. lol like a dear in head lights, I bet that smile in person gets him a looong way lol

Sugar said: "On the plus side, an association could be a great place to network, share ideas, and maybe even get new clients. I would like to see a 'passion party' type of business for escorts here in town. A private place to purchase work materials " There is so much untapped knowledge here. I just know it, reading these responses. I'm not in Tbay yet, but I've been communicating with another gold mine of beauty, experience, and insight in PMs. The Diva society is awesome. Inspiring. Jade, thanks for your willingness to initiate this. I'll be sending you a PM so that I can get on the bandwagon sometime today. These are great responses. Thanks everyone! xo

It really is a nice day, I have windows open as did my Zumba work out:) I love days like this, air cool, but sun is hot. Makes me come alive!! It is much too long of a winter not to take advantage of a day so nice like today! I will be walking all 3 dogs today lol... I hope you all get a chance to feel the sun on your skin today, get your vit D!

A belated Happy Birthday Sophia! Hope your day was super special!!!

A belated Happy Birthday to you, Sophia! Sorry to have missed the day. Wishing you all good things in the year ahead.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY hope you have a fun and sexy day Mya Rain xoxox

I always enjoy Touch's posts and fun and friendly contributions to Cerb. Always a good read and also posts some nice scenic pics to look at :) And Touch , when you are bored, with that many fingers you should be able to amuse yourself all day .....

made me wet just thinking about it.

Tonight I brought my dad home from an extended hospital stay due to pneumonia. He is already suffering congestive heart failure, emphysema, hypertension, decreased kidney function, and an additional list as long as your arm. Also, he has 15 years on his quadruple bypass, so that's past it's life span and he's too old for another of those. For the first time, he has a walker. I can't get used to seeing him struggle with that thing, but somehow he's in good spirits. I know he's tired, but not ready to let the Grim Reaper win yet. He dreads having to be on oxygen, if that happens it might finally make him give up. Tough old bastard.

Well I am now a regular in Ottawa and I would love to see in no particular order: Nathalie, Julie Wilde and Gia. What a wish list! :):):)

Every so often, my right ankle just "gives out" while I am walking... Today was one of those days... hopefully, I don't end up with too many bruises tomorrow.

I enjoy a bit of the perverse with my humor. Be it sexual or just somehow a little different than normal. It also takes a lot to shock me, so maybe that's why I find thing on the 'edge' more funny than things that are not. I've enjoyed such comedies as Monty Python, Rowan Atkinson's Black Adder (oldie but a goodie), The Far Side, etc. I sometimes say stupid things in a dry way just to gauge other people's reactions before I 'come clean' and give a sheepish grin. I love Tarintino's dialogue in his movies. Witty banter coming to a clever ending. That's pretty normal, I guess. :-) Additional Comments: Have you read any Tom Sharpe? I ask only because he wrote an interesting comedy set in South Africa during Apartheid. Riotous Assembly is the title of this absurd book I believe which played a role in getting him banned from the country. It's also a bit perverse, so YMMV.

It's now in its own discussion forum, no longer need to go into "General Discussion Area - all of Canada", just choose "New to this" from the main cerb page, hope this was helpful! ;)

Good evening gentleman... I am hapoy to be back after a long holiday... And with me, the heat is up!! Hope that everyone ejoyed great times with family and friends during the season and that this new year is filled with love, prosperity and off course fun! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/picture.php?albumid=6137&pictureid=38986 I will be available tomorrow at the west end for an amazing massage and lots of fun..., from 9am to 6pm! Also with my return the hottest duo massage is back together Vitto and Miranda, we will be offering the duo sessions tomorrow! To book an extra hot session Solo or Duo that will melt you down Text 8195130877 [email protected] or pm Call or txt and ask for victoria 6132610054 Check this out... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=V&t=69954 Xoxo Passionvitto

I have a facial scar that I got when I was a toddler and my dermatologist has been trying to get rid of it in all kinds of sly ways and I nix it every time. I have patiently explained several times that if he removes it I will never know my left from my right! I have always worried about scars on my body tho and it's why I've never gone under the knife to have a breast lift. I've read so many derogatory remarks about scars that it scares me. I happen to love scars, the way they feel under my touch and the stories that accompany them both... cat

ive got a few, mainly just stupid stuff, but one that is the most apparent i have if from a stabbing/mugging that i had a few years back, still hurts to this day but its a constant reminder of vigilance

I would love to meet up with Emily as well, I have met MsManda and AmberWyld, both are very well mannered, friendly, and very accomodating to a guy who is still new to the hobby and gets nervous alot, lol. I shouldn't forget to write that they are both absolutely beautiful, really sexy ladies. You won't go wrong with either of those, let me tell you! There are others on BP that I check in on from time to time but nothing has come of it yet. Cheers

Be very careful not to step on your Gonads, or they will be Gone-Nads!!

Although we don't tip our doctors, dentists and such, I think we should always show gratitude for excellent service. I take my providers a little something for the holidays and their birthdays just to say "Thank you, I appreciate what you do for me." I wouldn't hand my doctor or mechanic a cash tip but their eyes certainly sparkle when I give them an envelope with an LCBO gift card or a bottle of their favorite poison. With time, perks seem to appear. I have most of my providers cell phone numbers and can text in the event of a general inquiry or a situation arises. How many people have their doctors cell phone number? Not many, but I have found it certainly is handy to have. The important thing isn't the gift itself, it is the acknowledgment of appreciation for those who have a genuine committment to providing the best service they can... cat

A very Happy Birthday Sophia!!! Have yourself and incredible day!!! :D

Happy birthday, Sophia!

Happy Birthday Sophia !! Oh Behave !

I take so much pleasure in joining your very large group of friends in wishing you a very Happy Birthday. Not older, hotter.

Happy Birthday miss sophia!! Hope you are having fun in your birthday suit ;-)

Happy Birthday Sophia have a good one

I am curious as to why you would publically disclose the name/handle of a gentleman she might have met; what if "Gaaco" met the lady in question and he didn't want it to be known for his own personal reasons? I don't know that if the tables were turned, you would appreciate the gesture. I am also confused as to why she told you his name/handle in the first place... Most professionals worship discretion, confidentiality and privacy. I apologise if this offends anyone but there is NO need to share that kind of information with others- unless he was a bad date.

This might have to be my wish list for 2013, 14 and 15. Mainly an MA guy and JessicaMassage, Michaella Carress, Katrine Cannon top my wish list. Should I embark a little further I am very curious about Taylor Monroe, Emily J, SaraMQ, Megforfun, Nicolette Vaughn, Gabriella Laurence, Nathalie Lefebvre, Georgiana Sweet and Berlin. Long list, jeez. MA's I hope to revisit are Bethany, Didi and Pauline. SP/MA's I hope to revisit are Cat, Peachy and Cleo. It will clearly be most efficient to handle this wish list in duo's. :icon_razz:

Phaedrus is super cool because he is always an advocate for the truth and he knows that Science Rules! :icon_biggrin:

Anessa Cleo Catra Katrine cannon Jessica massage Isabella.... Actually there are too many to list. Lol !!!

Getting my "Nominate Post" icon back :-) RG