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Hi this is to all the SP's every where. with all the posts and polls that have been going on, i have read somethings that i have found to leave me feeling sad. things like sp's feeling they will lose there clients unless they perform a service they might not want to do, to hearing just how bad and not understanding some clients are with regards to condoms. I will not get into the muck of the business as i know people are trying to make a living but i would like to say one thing and that is this. The Sp's that i have been with i have always tried to make sure they know that i truly appreciate the time they have given to be with me and to treat them with as much respect as i can. and i want everyone to remember that every sp is a living being and should be treated like such. again this is not a post putting anyone down it is just a reminder and a way to get this off my chest. so to keep this short i as a MAN want to say sorry to any Sp who has been treated in a ungentlemanly way by a man. And as myself i want to say thank-you to every SP i have been with and to the ones i have not yet been with. And even thou it has been said before i will say it again. I can tell that all the SP's out there are strong and smart and know what they are doing just by reading their posts. you do not need anyone to tell you what services you should be giving. I can only imagine how tough it is in the business to add services you are not comfortable with doing, and to any SP anywhere with whatever you decide to do I truly wish from the bottom of my heart, all the best for a happy, safe, and long life. and that you only get the great clients that you all deserve. Will that is it i do not know if all this need to be said in a post but i think that even thou i am only one person i hope others can come together with me in giving strength to any SP who might be dealing with some of the issues that have been talked about lately. Have a great day all :)

Some may view the OP as an ass kisser....while some of us see him as a gentleman :)

Allow me, if you will, to make my final statement in regard to this and the other thread started. Everyone has their own private and public thoughts on the matter. Their opinions and the information that they offer may run in direct contradiction to what you may or may not believe. It's great that we can have a frank debate about this matter, but please... if you are going to counter an argument, counter the facts on the table rather than the person presenting them. There is absolutely no reason to conduct a personal attack against anyone in this open forum. It detracts from the central issue, diminishes an argument and demeans both the poster and the intended recipient. It serves no value in this or any other thread. We thrive as a community because we can discuss things here that we can't discuss in the vanilla world. CERB empowers us to conduct these discussions and for that we should all be grateful. The one thing, the tenet that this board was founded upon, was respectful dialogue. I encourage everyone to look up to the black bar at the top of the screen. Every time you post, take a look at that bar. If what you say doesn't conform with the words in that bar, erase them... and keep erasing them until you have the ability to communicate politely. ... if you do not have anything nice to say, please don't say anything at all. That's from the Gospel according to St. Mod 3:29

Agreed ....reminds me of this thread I started 4 yrs ago (wow! 4 years ago?? lol).... :D http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=12396&highlight=things+make+love+jobs

I like to extend a special thank-you to some SP's that are located in Ottawa,Montreal and Toronto for verifying/Okaying myself as a client through a site called P411. I travelled down to the USA,for some golf,vacation and some fun with ladies :) and in order to get a appointment with VIP providers in the USA there are numerous ways to get yourself screened and verified to make an appointment. I made the one that was quick and easy to use, and is used vastly by providers in the USA and some ladies here in Canada use the site as well, Preferred 411, or P411. I registered, it was painless, and membership for the 1st 6 months is free, than there is a small donation to keep your profile active,which I will do because you never know when I want to travel again :) When I completed my profile, the norm is to get "okay" by providers we as hobbiest have met before, luckily for myself the ladies from Ottawa,Toronto and Montreal helped myself out by giving myself the "okay" As a member and being "okay" gave myself that interaction with some of the most lovely ladies down state side, and without any issues, I was able to reserve myself two dates while down there, and were outcalls to my hotel room. So, I like to thank those ladies, very much that assisted me, and I am all for the screening method that ladies use down in USA,or in fact what ever screening methods used in Canada too, period! after all it is of paramount importance for both parties. It is safe easy to use and without any shadow of doubt I felt comfortable and never on edge about going down to play and vacation in USA. Again, thanks ladies you know exactly who you are, I greatly appreciate the fact that all of you of helped myself out, it was like getting highly recommended ;). Pete!

Firstly, Annessa is spot on with her statement and you did not address her concern. The fact that this is anonymous has nothing to do with it. The structure of your questions alone can be seen to influence the outcome of the poll. The fact it is anonymous makes it worse, as people with an agenda can try and influence the outcome. For example, are you sure only SP's answered? What if someone like an MA who does not offer or receive any kind of oral answered? Did you account for that in the poll? How about the fact that some SPs don't like giving a CBJ because they don't want to suck on a condom, or for other reasons? Why not ask about that? Based on the number of responses you have a very small sample size given the number of SPs on this board. It would not even be a good representative sample because you are not sure you have an accurate cross section to extrapolate the results. At best the poll could be classed as entertainment if people were not trying to interpret flawed results and use them to fuel a debate. What is scarier is that some people may be using those results and some of the other flawed and biased statements made on these threads to make a serious decision. People, do your own damn research, it is your health and your life. Don't go to Wikipedia or Ask.com or even Cosmo, check out as many primary sources as possible. The answers often vary, particularly as new research is done. Then make your own decision and stick with it. The other major issue is that there are many other practices that have as much risk, such as DATY, DATO, COF, kissing etc. Why aren't they being addressed? If I really wanted to stir the pot, why don't we put up a poll to see how many SPs do CBJ, but allow DATY or digits?

I'm only going to add a short two cents to this thread, I'm not taking part in the poll because I think its encouraging another statistic of "oh look, x amount of girls are offerring x service" and "only x are offering this" so the lower amount of girls who arent offering x service should catch up to those that are. potatoe, potatah-toe....lets live and let live. if you want a specific service, ask for it like a gentleman, if the lady doesnt offer it (and if thats a real deal breaker for you...tisk) then dont see her but getting us all to make a new statistic based on a poll about what the new Cerb.ca supposed "norm" is? Depending on the outcome, its not helping anyone (psst!..mainly us!) and...well....bah I'm not even gonna finish that cuz i think you know where I'm going with this....

Her new name is Celeste which in French stands for heavenly and so is Jessy............. I have had the pleasure of spending some very pleasant time with Jessy who used to be represented by PKE on several occasions in the past and that comes from a variety guy like me. I have absolutely no idea as why I don't have a recommendation post for her here!!!!!!!. My only guess is that I was not on cerb at those times. She made a special effort to come and see me outcall and every time she provided a total GFE service. Most cerbites know I am very picky when it comes to looks and I really think that Jessy is beautiful. Looks: Very feminine body. Pretty friendly face. Big blue eyes and soft pale skin. Very well (man) made boobs and a tall feminine body. Looks younger than her age of 28. Services: Very GFE in emotional sense. A great kisser (A true DFK), enjoys Daty and is responsive to it. I hear that recently she has become a safe GFE (CBJ) not that it matters to me as I am not into any bare service. But apparently she offers fetish (not that it matters to me). Attitude: A total GFE. You will be with your deeply in love GF (or at least feels like it). Smiling, very friendly, great kisser, very classy top notch young lady. As mentioned by Pete above she is now an independent advertising on cerb as Jessyceleste.

Wow! My BBFS thread and Peachys BBBJ one have really made everybody super sensitive! I guess we can't move on to "humour" just yet! Let me know when the minefield has been cleared ... I'll be the one in the Dog House! in the meantime ... Happy Easter everybody!

Well said ODL. I've always tried to make each experience a pleasure for both involved. And I hope most of the MAs I've been to see had as much enjoyment as I did.

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Like others in this thread I'm at a point where I'm most interested in the contents, not the packaging. My eye can still be drawn by a pretty face, nice curves, and clothes that are tasteful with a touch of sexy. But I've too often seen these things fail to deliver on their superficial promise, so I don't put much faith in them by themselves any more. I can appreciate them still, but they don't really stir me. The thing that really gets my attention is someone who's engaged, energetic, looks people in the eye with a smile, and who has bent but not broken in the face of life's inevitable setbacks. I find I'm really drawn to a woman who has a bit of poise, humour, playfulness, and a slight elusiveness -- a sense that there's always something more about her that's still unrevealed and which it's tremendously rewarding to keep working at. And for the long term, someone I have confidence can contribute actively to building something unique together.

On the topic of what "kind" of men pay for sex, this might be of interest to some, posted right here on CERB: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=124755 "We believe that the generalizations that groups seeking the abolition of prostitution make about the attitudes, beliefs and behaviours of ALL people who pay for sexual services in Canada are based on moral convictions and speculation as opposed to actual evidence. In our ongoing effort to present a more complete and accurate picture of the diversity of attitudes, beliefs and experiences of people who have paid for sexual services in Canada we are inviting you to be a part of the largest and most ambitious study of Canada's sex industry undertaken to date. The Sex, Safety and Security Study, which is part of a larger research initiative funded the Canadian Institutes for Health Research (CIHR), seeks to provide a safe, secure and nonjudgmental environment for people who have purchased sexual services to have your voices heard and respected and the details of your experiences acknowledged."

First it's the....... Then it's the Finally it's the......

The older I get, the more I realize that I'm turning into a zombie. 'Cos the only thing I really care about is.... brains.

Yep.... i will admit..... I am an Addict... lol!!! I am alway on cerb! my phone, My laptop... work pc if there is internet I am here!! Hello Everyone, My name is Tiffany and I am a CERB Addict!

My first SP was on a business trip in Calgary. I was so nervous but horny as hell ... so plucked the courage to call ... 5mins before she was due to arrive my boss who wasn't suppose to arrive in the city till much later calls me and says he'll be here in 10, see you in the foyer. The SP arrives looking gorgeous, I was a stuttering, nervous ..idiot. said I had to cancel .. but paid her for the full hour... easiest hour she ever had ;)

Well again a little knowledge or research goes a long way. The problem with lubes and condoms is that although water based is fairly safe to use with a condom, oil and silcone causes latex to deteriorate, which kind of defeats the purpose of the condom. Water based lubes wash off quickly which is good. While using a silicone lube you are at a greater risk of an infection because it, and any bacteria it picks up, are not as easily washed away. A water based lube with glycerin is also bad for folks prone to yeast infection.

Why is it that when I go to the grocery store with only a few small things on my list, I always leave with $300 worth of groceries?

Meg, I love to linger in the afterglow, chat and smooch while softly running my fingertips over all the ladies curves. It's a beautiful moment if the connection between the SP and client is right.

For a man...burly is the best description. I want to be enveloped by a MAN...a masculine man. Kind face, chest hair, nice butt. I had a huge crush on Tom Berenger when he was in Platoon and on Cheers. I guess that's the natural instinct to be protected. Don't get me wrong, a mmmm is a mmmm and I love all men. For a woman... I will admire any woman on the street that catches my fancy but to be intimate requires a "connection". My admiration comes from how she comports herself. Confidence is a huge turn. Style and demeanor attract me.

Air effects instead of febreeze cause it was on sale. Now my house stinks like cheap car freshner. Gross!

Only one person's (very humble) opinion, but the opinion of a long-time condom user and fan. Most of any man's objection to covering is psychological, and the kernel of truth that the objection is based on can be well handled by a little lube on the head before the cover goes on and making sure the condom isn't cold. The bulk of the difficulty vanishes with a change of attitude. Condoms are fun, helpful little creatures that make possible what would otherwise be entirely too risky - they are Man's third best friend. Again, MHO, but I have a sense that North American culture has become quite blasé about STIs and their associated misery - inappropriately so.

Once in a while you come to realize that so many of our members really don't "get" the whole hobby experience, or rather, they understand that there are rules but believe they are somehow exempt. So let's help them. Let's give some handy tips to make this a more wonderful experience for all. This is a pleasant place so let's keep it constructive... and be aware that the rules shouldn't just be for clients, you can also add some helpful tips that may help a new provider too! Here goes: 1. Appointment time is at 2:00 pm, what time do I arrive? Ummmmm. Hmmmmm. What part of 2:00 pm is ambiguous? A 2 o'clock appointment means you are at her door at 2. Not 1:55, not 2:10. It's seems petty but when you screw up her schedule, you may be screwing up MY schedule. I may be the appointment at 3. I have things to do... and my schedule may not be as loosey goosey as yours. I may be using a very small window of time or I may have "commitments" that see me arriving like clockwork elsewhere. Regardless, when the little hand is at 2 and the big hand is at 12, be where you are supposed to be. 2. "I am awesomely wicked good in bed, and I often masturbate to pictures of myself nude, because I am that good looking. Can we negotiate a better rate?" In a word, No. Would you go to a restaurant and say, "I am a really good eater, can I get a better price on that steak?" Would you go to a lawyer and say, "I am an awesome criminal, can you represent me for free?" Would you go to the dentist and say, "My teeth are so bad that you should fix them all for $50!" A service provider gets paid at a set rate because she is a professional. She is good... no, not just good... wickedly awesome good, at what she does. Your part is the compensation, her part is the wicked awesome part. Pay the pretty lady and be happy. 3. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Ever step into an elevator and stand next to someone who smells like they have never met a bar of soap they liked? Ever met someone that looked like they were an extra in the Walking Dead? Have you ever gone into a bathroom after someone and wondered if they ate something dead? Step one. Go to the potty. Do your business. Wipe. Wipe again. Wipe again. and then, wipe again. Do the optical test. Last wipe. Is there any residue? If yes, start over. If no, then proceed to step two. Step Two. Shower. Clean EVERYWHERE. Rinse. Repeat. Did you pay attention to anywhere in particular??? Hmmm??? Go back to those places. Make em sparkle. (at this point I do suggest that artificial glitter is NOT necessary.) Get out of the shower. Towel dry (for pete's sake use a clean towel!)... apply a generous amount of deodorant/anti-perspirant. Brush your teeth. (if additional grooming is required, please do that too.) Step three. Clothing. Go to the place where you keep your clean clothes. No. Not the place where you put the stuff that you THINK you can wear again. The CLEAN clothes. You know that stuff that you just took from the dryer and folded nicely?? That's the stuff. Wear that shit. Uh oh... what if I have to do step one again?? Then repeat ALL the steps. Cuz skidmarks are not sexy. Febreeze showers are not acceptable. 4. I have to cancel, what do I do? Give your head a smack. With a hammer. Stop. Now take a pointy thing and stick it with great force into your upper thigh, avoiding the artery. Now, go to your car. Start it. Open the door, put your foot beneath a tire and have someone put that car in reverse. Cancellations? NOT COOL. We all know that shit happens. A death in the family. A sick kid. Decapitation with farm machinery. Thermonuclear war. Explosion of your planet from a death star ray. That shit is acceptable.... but you still owe the pretty lady an explanation AND a cancellation fee. When you cancel, providers don't eat. When providers don't eat they get distended bellies and look like kids from the CARE commercials. When you cancel, providers give not only you, but also your city, a bad reputation. This makes you masturbate more. Because you will never get laid again. Ever. You will over develop muscles in only one arm. Your clothes will fit poorly. People will figure it out and suspect you are the notorious masturbating king of cancellations. They will hunt you down and kill your family. Let's keep little Bobby and Joanie safe. If you make an appointment, keep that appointment. Your family will love you for it. 5. "I'm a little short on cash. Do you think she will notice if the envelope is a bit short?" In a word, yes. She will also point out that your penis is a bit short.... and that your skill level is a bit short... and that you cry like a bitch when you have your pathetic little man-gasm. Do you want that??? Do YOU WANT THAT, bitch??? Wow. That was a bit over-emphatic. Gonna step away from the computer and take a valium. BACK!!!! Where were we... yes. Shorting your provider. Not COOL. Remember, providers have special powers. They communicate telepathically. As soon as you walk out that door, she will know and so will all of her allies in the super friends. They will combine their superpowers and make sure that you never get wood again.... and if you do, it will be at inappropriate times... like at funerals or family gatherings or when talking to your grandfather or something like that. Seriously?? Give your head a shake. If you are short then GET the money and make sure you have it set aside BEFORE you book. You will have a wickedly awesome good time... just pay the pretty lady what you agreed to and enjoy! 6. Can I pay her in drugs? Hmmmm. Does your banker take drugs in lieu of money? Have you offered Rogers drugs in return for their cable/home phone/cell phone/internet bundle? When you get groceries at Loblaws, do they have a special drawer that says "financial equivalent in drugs?" You know the answer. "No, you addled-pated simpleton." Remember the distended belly part from above? Providers take cash because cash buys groceries, pays bills and looks pretty. Carrying cash will not get you arrested. Using cash is the engine that runs our capitalist society. "All you need is cash, cash is all you need." The Beatles sang that, I think. Your turn....

Well... Mod, the nag screen worked for me. Been lurking for sometime, so I guess it was time I say Hello.

Thanks ODL, for a heartfelt feeling honestly expressed. It's too bad we're so often discouraged from such honesty. I've had many experiences with SPs, and the vast majority of the time it's a tremendously rewarding experience of real intimacy, openly expressed passion, and mutual caring. Just because the circumstances are artificial and the time has a boundary, doesn't prevent it from being a real and valuable human interaction. I appreciate the talented SPs I've seen for the experience, both while it's happening and for the days afterward when my sense of well-being is so buoyed up. I've been a bit shaken by those same threads on protected vs. unprotected services, and like you I will continue to take great care that my SP companion's boundaries are always respected. I'm really glad I live here in Canada where sex work is legal, and therefore a little more open and a little bit safer for everyone. Let's hope things progress further so that this awesome service can cast off the last shadows and lingering stigma. Then more people can discover its value, and appreciate the striking talents that SPs bring to bear not just on titillating sex, but in satisfying the deep thirst for a healing human touch and gentle intimacy.

I must say I'm more on the inner attraction of someone. But if I had to narrow it out down. First on the physical side it is 'facial structure'. I find a wowan with a certain who has a certain look ususally with something unique like high cheek bones, dimples or nice full soft lips...is someone who will quickly catch my attention. It isn't all those things or anyone specific just usually something that say in my head...Wow she looks good! But upon meeting it has to be confidence. I really love a woman who 'has it together'. Often they are smart too. Once a conversation starts I can really find myself drawn into a woman of this type. And I love the feeling of that happening. Cub

Poise, style, grooming and confidence. There's nothing less appealing than a scruffy girl meandering along the sidewalk, smoking, and blathering into a cellphone while oblivious to the world around her. I am impressed by a woman who is well dressed, walks with a sense of purpose and looks like she can "get things done". And will.

Summer, I know you've started this thread with the ladies in mind :-), but, speaking for myself, and simply put, it can bring out the best in people (it certainly does for me), which is, in turn, returned many times over ....

Last year there was a story here in Ottawa about it. A girl being held on the Gatineau side of the river. She was lured in by 2 girls and then there was a man involved too when they got her to the location. So it does happen here too...

A beautiful blonde bunny has found her way into CMJ west this morning :) She has hidden all the treats though, can you help her find them? Maybe they are in a sensual shower for 2? or maybe they are hidden in some more intimate places? ;) Why don't you just relax and let her show you instead. She knows all of the best spots, and how to search them just right ;) Whether you want hot and sexy, or slow and sensual come let the naughty Easter bunny give you a great Friday :) Xoxox 613-523-6199 or PM anytime Kelly

I've been to strip clubs with my wife on many occations. In all cases my wife is the most "active" patron in the club. A number of the hotest moments of my life so far have been watching my wife getting dances. (she's been allowed to get away with stuff that would have me tossed out with a broken arm). Hell on a few visits my wife has had a little fun on stage herself with the stripper. In all cases, when we went home she was like an animal, once she couldn't wait and I had to pull into a parking lot on the way home for a quicky. If there is any possibility that you can ever get your wife or SO to go I highly recommend it.

For those of us that have known Jessy, while she was with agency remarked in this thread, she has now moved on her own and works for herself. She will touring the odd time into Ottawa from Montreal, and I can say she is here now in Ottawa until Sunday. :) Look up her new name Jessy Celeste under members list, and do yourself a favour and see her before she leaves. I was able to spend some time with her last night, it was really nice to get acquainted once again. As old lovers and had seen each other quite a few times in the past, it was a very erotic, sensual, and sexy time with Jessy :) I hope that Mod can change the title of this reco and have it in her new name now.

But wait! If you act now we will double your order and pay the shipping. Cheers,

I agree.... I love the Cuddle kiss, caress and chat session after!! Cuddling literlly kills depression, relieves anxiety and strengthens the immune system!

Wow, some seriously sobering S--%T! Thanks for posting Sophia, and thank god I'm not a regular in this whole arena! And thank you for being so damn professional. Hopefully we'll bump into one another for a beer again sometime soon!

I dont think this thread should die just there.., and I am putting it right back at the top.., cause i m sure some new members can get some good advice from it! Hehe and everytime i come back to it, it gets such a good laugh, because it is so hilarious, and what makes it even better is because every single word and situation are real! Even if they sound simple or even stupid at times..., They are real situations! Thanks Old Dog again, again and again!

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She is excellent at what she does. I am looking forward to our next meeting.

I am only into men so I'll say what I find attractive in a man obvious confidence-someone who doesn't let anyone intimidate them a man who is positive, who always looks on the bright side a sense of humor is a must and of course compassion -for others, especially animals all these and the looks and sex appeal of colin farrell and theres the perfect male-jmo:biggrin:

I am very sensory and tactile. I love spending time afterwards touching, kissing all over...just enjoying the person I'm with. Conversation is just a part of that connection and when it's right, it's amazing and I could revel in it all day. When you're in the throes it's a different sort of passion than after but it's all an amazing pleasure and I thank each and every person who allows me to indulge myself in them.

As others have said, I love having time after to cuddle, kiss, run my fingers across the woman's body and through her hair,etc. maybe a back rub or foot massage. I find the kissing and cuddling more intimate than the sex sometimes and shows a level of comfort with each other. That's why I prefer longer encounters and it makes the overall experience so much better for me.

Sorry, but I'm never pushy, and I always think with my head on my shoulders at all times with a lady, and always act like a complete gentleman. Please don't lump me in with "we as men can be pushy" Thanks.

There are so many to choose from on this great site. Allyson, Lexy, Katherine and Sierra stick out (uP)

to me, i have a live and let live attitude. Im a SAFE GFE, and i don't get mad at ladies providing bbbj's or bbfs, even though i personally feel they both activities have the potential to my health and life at risk. I've learned in this industry that what is right for me may not be right for someone else. As has been stated so many times on here before,by clients and sp's alike, a ladies body is her decision, its her business and she can run it how she see's fit. That being said, I don't understand how its not ok to judge or shun a lady for providing BBBJ, but it is ok to judge and shun a lady who does BBFS. Just like a BBBJ, if a lady has weighed and judged the risks of BBFS and decides she wants to do it, who am I to say anything? Like as stated in the bbbj thread, if there's a demand for a certain service, the lady can either offer it or not. If business drops off, then "she has a decision to make" as so eloquently stated. If as a safe gfe i cannot ( and do not)judge ladies who do bbbj, how can i or anyone else judge ladies providing bbfs? In my mind that makes no sense. We cannot say it's ok to judge in one situation but not another. To me a bbbj is just as scary as bbfs. However, i understand that the women providing both of these services have weighed and judged the risks in their minds, and decided that for whatever reason they want to provide them. That is their choice and I respect it. I have no right to judge anyone. There was a time when bbbj was taboo, now it is the norm. Clients ask for it, so ladies oblige. Naturally, now some clients are asking for BBFS, and from the demand, there are some ladies who are just providing what their clients are asking for. We can't pick and choose when its ok to point fingers and when its not. To sum it up, it's your life, do with it as you see fit. everyone can do whatever they want, its a free society!

30. The Outcall at your home You have done it!!! You will no longer have to be master of your domain. Put that Kleenex box away. Today's the day you have finally saved for... you are going to meet Alotta Fagina and her new duo partner, Anita Dickens-Hyde (that's right, say it slowly...I'm a dirty freakin' genius!), at your swinging bachelor pad. Best behaviour!!! Now. Eeeeeeek. Look at this place. Ummmm. Ewwwwww. What is that smell??? Gonna need to do some laundry. Yup. Your method of saving on laundry costs by wearing t-shirts and underwear for 4 days has a price (inside out, outside in, backwards and forwards... doesn't everyone do this???) Your place kinda smells like... ummmm... how do we put it politely???? Poo. Sweat. and dead animals. Charming. A fire... you could set the place on fire. No. Bad idea. How about you clean it??? You know those dusty bottles that your sister gave you 8 years ago when you got the place??? Use those. The bedroom. It's not so bad. Okay. It looks like the bedroom of an 8 year old. The He-Man and the Masters of the Universe comforter set is quaint and charming BUT not so much on the sexy debonair suave side. You good sir are going to have to put some big boy clothes on and do some shopping. No. Chicks don't dig Transformers. You can't use that comforter set either. You know the colour of the paint on the walls?? Ask someone at the store to show you something without animated characters and sorta matches the decor. No. You can't buy the Gi Joe sheet set. No. Don't make me hit you. While you are out... did you think of refreshments?? I know that you like chocolate milk and cherry Koolaid mixed together, but it's not everyone's taste. Try something ummmm kinda grown up. Wine maybe? For GODS sake don't pick the wine in the Transformers bottle. Yes, I know it's "neat." That bottle over there - see it? Yes, that one in the clear green glass bottle. I know you don't know anything about wine. Yes, I know you don't own a corkscrew. Okay. Just pick up a bottle of white and a bottle of red with twist tops. And over there... see that section over there that says coolers? Pick up a 4 pack that is kinda girly. I have no idea what they like. Okay. I know you don't either. Jeebus. You see the pink ones? Pick those up. Oh and pick up those wine glasses over there. I know you probably won't use them again. But the LADIES might. Let's go to the grocery store now. I know you are excited. Settle down. No, you are too big to ride in the cart. I am only helping you. You need to push it yourself. Awww, don't pout. Are those, tears???? Okay you can ride in the cart. I will help you. See this?? This is bottled water. I know it's cheaper from the tap. I know you want to show the ladies your limited edition Star Wars glasses from 1983. Trust me, we will go with the bottled water. Oh hey... look at that. It's cheese and it doesn't come in a can!!! Let's do some of that. You don't have plates? Okay. Let's go to the deli... they have a cheese and crackers platter at a reasonable price. What do you mean you don't have napkins. Ohhhh... you use Cottonelle for everything. Not today. No sir, not today. I am guessing you don't have candles. Oh you do??? Lord of the Rings Hobbit Candles. Charming. Nothing sorta plain?? Okay let's forget the candles, the less they see of your place the better. Gents... when you invite a provider to your home treat them with the respect they deserve. Clean. Yup. Clean. The bathroom, the bedroom, the living room and the kitchen. If you provide refreshments do so from a SEALED bottle opened in their presence. Make an effort. You make THEM bacon sandwiches!!! They are your guests! 31. Great Expectations It's happened to all of us on BOTH sides of the equation. You have been speaking for weeks, have exchanged PMs, texts, calls... and today is the day that you are finally going to meet. The door opens... and meh. It's certainly not unique to this world, it happens on dating sites all over. It's happened at high school reunions. It happens everywhere. You have envisioned a mix of Megan Fox/Angelina Jolie/Sasha Grey and are met with ummmmm... not that. You are disappointed. You have built up the moment in your head, the dream date with Megangelisha... and are met with a pretty woman that isn't her. What to do? Step back. Take a moment. Take stock. You aren't Brad Pitt, Channing Tatum or Shemar Moore. You are just a guy. She is a pretty girl. Give your head a shake. She is going to touch your wiener. She is a pretty wiener touching girl. Not only that, she is the pretty wiener touching girl that has an amazing personality. She is a charming pretty wiener touching girl that smells really good. She is an aromatic charming pretty wiener touching girl wearing a beautiful negligee cut so low that you see her amazing boobies. She is an aromatic near naked buxom charming pretty wiener touching girl that has just invited your into her home. She is a welcoming aromatic near naked buxom charming pretty wiener touching girl that has just planted the most amazing kiss on your lips. She is a kissable welcoming aromatic near naked buxom charming pretty wiener touching girl that has changed your opinion. No longer meh. She's HAWT. She isn't Megangelisha but then again you aren't Brachanmar. That's a good thing too, cuz neither of your fake names is frickin' pronounceable. What you are is.... together, at her place, at the appointed time, with the correct amount of money, with a couple of hours open, with a bottle of wine and possessing some degree of chemistry. A light goes on in your head. This is good. This is really good. Of course then she kills you. You knocked on the wrong door. Had you followed the directions she gave you, you would have been alive BUT OHHHH NO.... you had to be the guy who doesn't need directions. Serves you right to be dead. You knocked on the door of the notorious negligee nympho killer. She's probably desecrating your corpse right now.... No, I'm just messing with ya. She didn't kill you. If she did, you wouldn't be reading this. You had a really good time. She rocked your world. Your wiener is kinda sore, but in a good way. You learned a valuable lesson. Don't dismiss something that could be great. You built the rapport, follow through. Read the directions to her place. Don't knock on the wrong door. Beware of nearly nude nymphos with knives. If she is playing the theme from Psycho, run. Don't go swimming until an hour after you have eaten. Don't stick forks in live electrical outlets. If you can't pronounce it, don't eat it. It's amazing being me. Bwahahahahahah

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