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Being disabled and a client of sex workers over the years means, for me, a conscious effort to avoid using labels and stereotypes in order to keep the issue focused on people's humanity, and indeed the right to great sex for everyone regardless of their standing in society. In other words all people are human beings first and foremost and all are entitled to full expression and experience in carrying on their lives. For me a date with someone who has made sex and eroticism their profession, is in many ways far more meaningful than just the physical aspects. There is a large emotional very personal aspect. As you might have guessed I am a romantic, and wouldn't have it any other way :). I have spent time with true masters of their field. Indeed "artisans" in the highest sense in the work. But that too is just another form of label. One which is meant to infer high praise in this context. Initially, and with the urging of a few wise friends, I went on my first eight as a form of rebellion against the not-so-subtle forms of marginalization the health-care system implies. It very quickly evolved into "Wow, this is what I've been missing!" It quickly evolved into something which is very integral to my life. Earlier today I noticed the terms "hobby" and "hobbyist" which denote for me a much more casual [perhaps less important] perspective. Which got me thinking: Where does the sex worker/date experienced fit for you? From both the client and worker perspective. So let the discussion commence. From casual, hobby, art form, or is it a "a life's calling" as one person referred to it years ago, how far-reaching is the spectrum? PatrickGC

Personally I think its wrong...Either you are looking to benefit your business or your looking for a personal piece. You cant have both, but if you are a companion you don't need to be on a dating site with your SP Photos.

That's right... had she lived, Bettie Page would have been 90 years old today. Bettie was one incredible lady. She was born in 1923 and really came into her own in her late twenties... she was bored, single and underemployed when she was approached by a man with a camera... and that's when things just took off. In 1951 there was no Playboy, no Penthouse, no Hustler... there were men's magazines but they were pulp. Wink, Twitter, Eyefull and Beauty parade... they were kept under the counter out of the view of "respectable" people... and Bettie was in ALL of them. Bettie stood out. She was beautiful. The camera loved her. She had no inhibitions. She did all the shots, fetish, bikini, topless, nude, and --gasp-- she wasn't shy about showing her pubic hair. It took nearly 20 years for magazines to catch up to her... but by then, her star had waned... at least she thought it had. For years she had no idea of just how popular she was... she had found religion in the late 50's - and faded into obscurity by the early 60's. She was an enigma through the 60's and 70's... then things changed. Artists began to discover her beauty. Authors became more interested in her story. The sexual revolution had occurred and they deified this obscure star of days gone by... and she had no idea. Bettie battled demons and not just the biblical kind. She battled schizophrenia in the late 70's; she was institutionalized for nearly 10 years between 1979 and 1992. When she finally got out of the hospital, she was a legend. In her 70's, unbeknownst to her, she was again a star. Bettie died 5 years ago in December 2008. At 85, she was the oldest living Playboy Playmate (January 1955) and had finally received the stardom she so rightly deserved. Her estate currently benefits to the tune of over $6 million (US) annually. So now when you see a cute little old lady walking down the street... think about it. At one time, she may have been another Bettie Page!

Well to me, seeing professional companions is not a hobby. How can intimate interpersonal relations be categorized as a hobby? Stamp collecting is a hobby. This is a lifestyle. And for me this lifestyle of seeing professional companions has taken the place of conventional dating. The ladies who are professional companions are very special. Giving of themselves, as has been said in other threads, body, mind and soul. Even on first meeting, treated like a boyfriend. Yes it is a art form, one only a very special lady can do. It is also a lifestyle I am glad I discovered. It filled a void when I gave up dating. The truth about this lifestyle is far different from the stereotype. It isn't about anonymous sexual encounters. It is a mutually beneficial lifestyle with no strings, no complications, with respect for one another. And seeing professional companions is every bit as fulfilling, to me that is, as was dating A rambling RG

To me is an Art form.. The art of seduction, the art of pleasure, the art of feeling and making feel, the art of connection, Becoming an MA, was never in my plans but life has so many turns that here I am... Before I worked as an MA there was too many things I didn't know about the proffesion itself and just saw it through the eyes of the society... With all the stigma that made me see it as a bad thing... Now I see it from a very different prospective, I see that there is more than just the physical part(like you said Patrck) I have since I started working as an MA discovered many things about myself I would have never found otherwise...

Today is earth day, if you can do something today to help please do, pick up some litter in your neighbourhood, recycle if you don't, turn off some lights, walk to work, something....It's our planet, we are it's caretakers and especially those with children should have a reason to want to keep it well so those they leave behind will have a healthy planet and a happy place to live and pass on to their children.:biggrin:

If you were not her customer you may want to just skip this and move on to next thread. If this upsets or offends anyone I apologize. Out of respect I am asking you keep any comments of poor taste to yourself and simply ignore this post if it bothers you in any way. If the mods decide this isn't appropriate I understand and apologize. Ok, lots of guys have been asking about Jen and out of the blue she called me the other day. She is doing well and thanks everyone for asking. She asked me to pass on a message and to be honest I am not real comfortable doing this or even sure it's appropriate but as a good friend of hers, here goes ..... Some of you know that she suffered a tragedy a while back, shortly after she left work in Ottawa. She lost her youngest son and BF in a car accident due to a drunk driver. They were on the way to see Jen who was in the hospital, her older kids were hurt pretty badly but recovered nicely since. There is WAY more to this story than meets the eye and this is where I struggle to know how much or what to say. I had seen Jen a few times after the accident as a friend to support her and we talked a lot as she knew I had lost a son as well. But 5 months later I started a project for work that involves travel. Upon return her phone numbers no longer worked and I decided she wanted to be left alone so I did not pursue contacting her in any way. I'll just mention that her son predicted his own and his father's death (this was confirmed to me by Jen's daughter) and in a strange twist of fate contributed to the accident which took their life. All of these unusual events have caused Jen to find religion. She quit massage and is doing hair only in BC. This all sounds unusual I am sure but keep in mind I am relaying this for Jen. Before his death her son told Jen that he was going to go to heaven soon but warned Jen that she was going to hell with her customers. This is what has Jen concerned and why she has changed her life but feels VERY strongly that her former customers need to be warned of this. She feels she can't truly be at ease until this is said so here I am feeling very conflicted writing this. She misses her customers who were also friends and wants them to know. She also extends an invitation to call her if you like, I will pass on her phone number via PM if you can convince me you were a friend of hers who will not call to upset her. Keep in mind she lives on the west coast and this is long distance, so it will cost you to call her. And don't expect a quick call if you want her to elaborate :) Those of you who know me will know this is no hoax and I do not endorse or condone the sentiments or beliefs expressed by Jen. This is her request and as a good friend of hers I am putting myself out on a limb to help her, much as I have done through the years.

I loved her look, unique, sexy and strong, a triple threat. I wish we were more like other cultures where the aged are revered and more respected. Beauty, sex appeal are certainly admirable so is doing your own thing, how many seniors rocked in their day? We'll only know if we take an interest in them, respect them and get to know them. I love having conversations and spending time with older folks, some have the most interesting stories to tell and it sometimes shocks me how brutally honest, forthright and naughty they can be.:icon_biggrin:

Foreplay in a king size bed with Claire and Vitto and five girls wielding pillows... Laser tag with real lasers or Lucky Charms?

I am not sure if this is weird or not, (not that I really care - lol) but I really like the smell of my own pussy. :) It reminds me of special times, past and present, and gives me a good feeling. Often when I am laying around by myself, I like to dip in a finger or two every so often and take a little whiff. Especially if I have been alone for the day and haven't showered since the morning and it smells very pussy-like... mmm.. This really turns me on. Recently I had someone request that I wear cotton panties for an encounter because cotton traps the yummy pussy scent better than polyester or other materials. This had never crossed my mind before, but the idea really got me going while I anticipated the session. Once we were together, I kept my panties on for a while when we played and I rubbed my cotton covered pussy all over his face. The friction and thought of him inhaling my scent into his nostrils was enough to drive me over the edge! Yum. I also really like the smell of my pussy on someone else's face. After enjoying a man pleasuring me orally, and then going up for a kiss and his face is covered in my scent... Fuck, that's hot! ;) I always appreciate a man who truly loves the smell of pussy in general too. It's almost always a sign that he is passionate and appreciates all of the special little things about women. A man who relishes the smell of a delicious fresh pussy is always a good lover too. :)

Awesome topic. Also, related question: which "date" you thought went really well was actually a disaster without you realizing it? Like: - you left the SP's place and immediately called your buddies and said "oh yeah, oh yeah, I just banged that girl and I was all, like, bang bang bang and then I went for the kill!" - but in fact, after she closed the door behind you, the SP was thinking "Christ I'm glad that's over. And who the hell WAS that guy?" Then she took a quick shower, returned a call from her sister from that afternoon, worked on a term paper due next week, made a grocery list, then put on a bathrobe and warm fuzzy socks, and curled up to watch the Daily Show while snacking on a pint of Haagen Dasz. They're people, dude.

The two publications at this link are part of a 3-year research project by Chris Bruckert at U of Ottawa and Tuulia Law, and a community advisory committee composed of Maggie's, POWER, Stella and Stepping Stone. "Rethinking Management in the Adult and Sex Industry" "Beyond Pimps, Procurers and Parasites: Mapping Third Parties in Incall/Outcall Sex Industry" Both of these are comprehensive, valuable publications, providing excellent summaries of the current laws related to prostitution in Canada as well as great analysis of the management models prostitutes use, including agencies, pimps, secretaries, booking agents, drivers and web designers.

3 movies I liked in the last few months that are out or coming out soon on Blu-ray/DVD Django Unchained Lincoln Silver Linings Playbook

I saw the movie 42 which is a baseball story about the life of Jackie Robinson and it was pretty good!

I love Betty Page, pin up girl fashion ( makes me want to do photos like that) and that whole 50's era. She was the quintessential pin up girl. Her bio was a very interesting read. May she rest in peace!

To me, it is everything. It has been a calling for many years although I never listened to it with my heart until recently. I love to give pleasure and to add something to those who see me. For those who truly enjoy what they do, it is an art form. There are so many ways to approach pleasure, seduction, sex and the tease and each one of us adds our own personality to the mix which makes it truly unique and personal. Not only that but to personalize it for the wonderful person we are spending our time with. This is far from a hobby even though the term hobbyist is used. There are friendships and relationships created within the confines of the lifestyle and those are just as vibrant and necessary as any other relationship. Sure, there are those who want a little thrill or enjoyment every now and then but I'm sure they appreciate what they are given. It's wonderful that so many on both sides of the lifestyle have embraced it and made it into the wonderful thing it is today even if old stigmas are still attached. Thankfully we have many wonderful activists, big and small, doing their part to adjust the perception directed at the lifestyle.

When my clients walk away happy. :)

I had the pleasure of meeting SassiesWorld earlier today, Setting up an appointment was very easy through a couple of PM's and a quick phone call to confirm the time and location. As her add says she's in the Ottawa South / Manotick area which happens to be very convenient for me. Her pictures are real and her description is very accurate. When she opened the door the first thing I noticed were those amazing, smiling, green eyes, you could get lost in them, followed by the clothing request that we had discussed, and those nice large breast peeking out. As she led me to the "fun room" I couldn't help but notice her beautiful curves. She's not a spinner but definitely not a BBW either, her description of curvy is right on the money, with legs that seem to go on forever. We spent some time getting to know each other a little bit, she has a great sense of humour, and we were teasing each other all at the same time. She's a great kisser and can really get into it (something I enjoy), she's also very responsive and gets turned on very easily. Once all of the clothing came off we really got to know each other better. :p I won't go into all the details but we had a great time together with DATY, BBBJ, more teasing and pleasing, multiple positions... All in all a true GFE with some PSE thrown in for good measure. The hour I had booked went by much too quickly (we actually went a little over), but I will definitely be going back for more, and more, and more... :) Thanks SassiesWorld, I had a great time and I look forward to our next get together. (Psst, are you available later this week?)

I received ANOTHER PM from a member who was concerned because GOOGLE indexes cerb.ca. He says that his significant other has ways to "find" his ALIAS on cerb and thinks we should block the search engines from indexing cerb. Well... if your S/O can figure out your alias on cerb you allowed this to happen - it has NOTHING to do with google or cerb! Basically if this happens you were sloppy! He was obviously doing something he should not have been doing and got caught (Probably a tech savvy S/O) ... and now looking to put the blame on someone or something instead of himself. This happens with the LADIES just as much as the guys. The ladies do something foolish and allow people in their personal life to EASILY find them online working as an escort (and that causes PANIC for many and a headache for me as they want me to delete all traces of them on cerb) - after the fact this is pointless!! Everything that should be indexed by google (and other search engines) is. We block access to the PRIVATE sections (SP ONLY, COUNCIL, ETC...) and we hide your IP address's and Emails on your profiles. The PUBLIC part of the site is indexed and cerb runs a very good SEO system that ensures everything is available and indexed on google and other search engines. Why? This brings us traffic, allows new members to find cerb, allows the ladies to find us and it is a very important part of the site. It also pays the bills! This site is FREE for you all to use but nothing in this world is FREE. Your posts are indexed with the search engines and are considered "Content" and this content on google and other search engines creates links to cerb.ca. In turn our sponsors (All the advertisers here and escorts-canada and other sites we own get traffic from cerb and traffic is money). This is a business after all and it may be a free site for you all to use but the reason this site exists is to generate traffic and feed traffic to the people who pay for this site (The people who make this site free for everyone who uses it). These days if your sites are not listed on google... your nobody and nobody will find you! As of today we have 91700 listings on google alone! This brings THOUSANDS of people to cerb every day! Thousands of people who would not have found cerb without these listings. We can not hide things from google to keep them from your significant others. If you are sneaking around doing something you should not then your on your own to protect yourself. What can you do to keep your identity and actives private? 1) I would suggest you use a username that no one could associate with you. 2) Erase your cookies. history and temporary internet files everytime you are done using the internet 3) Check your computer for stuff like keystroke loggers (as it's common for SO's to use these things if they suspect you of doing things you should not). They act as trojans and quietly sit in the background and log every button you push on your keyboard.... any tech savvy 12 year old kid knows how to do this and you can now buy USB thumb drives that make it possible for ANYONE to do this with very little knowledge of how a computer works. 4) Don't post anything too personal. Ladies this goes for you as well. If you use your PERSONAL cell phone for business it will be INDEXED On google and your friends can GOOGLE your cell number and find your ads. Don't be foolish, invest in a WORK PHONE and keep your private life private! 5) If your name is "Richard Henry John" and you choose a alias here like "R.H.J" or "DickH" or "Rich john" your asking to be identified. This is just silly to do and you would be surprised how many people do this. **** The reason we use Alias's is so that your posts and activities on these sites are anonymous. We hide your IP and Email from public (Keeping your id private). Q: Is cerb really FREE? A: No, Nothing is Free. Q: How can you run CERB for free? A: This site is a BUSINESS and is here to make money. It costs TENS OF THOUSANDS of dollars to run this site each year. Someone has to pay for that! You don't pay for using cerb and the handful of banner advertisers help but don't cover the cost of the servers per year let alone my salary! It appears free to you but your posts are content and your visits are traffic. Content = Search engine listings Search engine listings = Traffic Traffic = Money! This site is FREE to use for all of you and in return you are giving us your time, contributions and traffic. Someone has to pay the bills and in this "virtual" world website traffic is what pays the bills. Hard to imagine but that is how it works. The more traffic cerb.ca gets the more traffic it's sponsors receive (Advertisers on the site). This is how we pay for the site. If we made the site inaccessible from google and other search engines we would have no traffic, We would have no content, We would have no members, We would have nothing of value and we would have no computers and bandwidth to run the site. Bottom line we would have no business. I don't work for free (Shocking isn't it) I am PAID to run this website. I have other duties that involved things other then this website but at least 1/2 of my salary is to maintain cerb. The servers that run cerb, the bandwidth, the custom programming, license fee's, the chat room, etc... all cost money (You would be SHOCKED to know those costs!). My point here is that for every 10 visitors we get from google at least 1 of them end up visiting escorts-canada.com (The website that pays the bills for cerb) It's all about the math. Search engine math? Basically 5000 visitors per day is worth 100 grand a year. If you were to PURCHASE traffic from other sites (and that is not easy as a lot of sites DO NOT allow "Adult" related sites to buy advertising) it would cost a MINIMUM of .06 cents per visitor. (5000 X $.06) X 365 days a year = $109'500.00 We send a few thousand visitors to EC per day from cerb so our budget is no where near 100 grand but one day it may be!! So keep posting and spreading the word. Out budget here is based on this. (Traffic sent to EC X RATE .03) X 365 days a year = $BUDGET Notice the RATE is .03 and not .06 - If it was .06 it would be simply smarter to just purchase the traffic. If you can build your own traffic that cost 1/2 of what it would cost you to purchase the same traffic... it's a SMART business decision! (And is why cerb exists today).

I have been asked to take part in a documentary on how the sex industry has evolved over the years. How it was when I first started years ago, to what it is for me today. I am asking my fellow members ( ladies and gents alike) to help us develop the questions that people are curious about. What is that you would ask and would like to have answers to from my point of view. Ladies, if there are points that you would like to see explained, please feel free to post( no rants of course) I will be able to add your point of view through my interview, leaving you anonymous as well... THESE QUESTIONS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED IN THIS THREAD, you will need to wait till the documentary is released. Please keep your questions polite and courteous as for the spirit of cerb:) So if there is something you want to ask, then this is your time to do it. I will be as open and honest as I can be, in this documentary I may or may not be anonymous I have not yet decided. This will be a web-documentary. Your questions will remain anonymous as well. So ask away....

I have to say, being a BBW myself, that your approach in this post may be taken more negatively than you intended. It's wonderful that you are either searching for us confident sexy providers or trying to bring attention to us however using the term heaviest adds labels that aren't in keeping with the sexy women we truly are. Just my opinion, others may disagree. Good luck in any case.

Ronin ( Robert Denero)

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For me its hearing laughter coming from a child and seeing how happy they are also seeing people being nice to each other.

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Turn on scents; Givenchy pi for men L'or by Dior for women Coconut Fresh laundry (fabric softener) Turn off scents; Body Odor wet dog skunk black licorice

Sandalwood Oil, I do l do alternative healing and its my favourite oil for attumentnts . That being said it is almost extinct and we will have to wait 20 years for the trees to mature again. Lets conserve and let this beautiful tree flourish so we can enjoy its oils and beautiful scents to the fullest again !

I love them as well!!

Stopped by hoping to bump into Ariel... seemed to be gone? unless she changed Sunday night schedule haha! Anyone with intel?

So many I like; - women and in particular the contrast between a light perfume and their natural pussy - bread baking - summer camp fire and in winter walking outside and smelling all the fireplaces - babies - puppies - sawdust/wood cutting Not so good; - body odour - mustard

I have a very specific smell that triggers a lot of memories of things past for me. It is the smell of a madeleine biscuit dipped in linden tea.

Nice visual :) less you OD Anywhooo Laser tag with real lasers Richard Simmon diet or Beer and bacon diet

Now up to 666 members! Waiting for spontaneous combustion any second..... :) Edit: Whew! That's a relief! We added a few more members, without combusting.... :)

As a newcomer to CERB (I signed up a while ago but only started reading threads and posting recently) I can vouch for how quickly one can take for granted how good it is around here. I don't often get a chance to indulge in this wonderful hobby, but I already find myself visiting here not just to admire the Ladies (though I won't deny there is a bit of that!) but also just to enjoy the sharing and conversation taking place. There is a community of respect here that is rare online--and I don't mean just among service provider sites--but the Internet in general! As one of those gents (I like to think I'm one of the nice ones!) who was only aware of other sites for quite a while, I see the sense in those that advertise wherever possible--and for my sake I'm grateful that some of the wonderful Cerb Ladies were there to be found! But I sure am happy I made my way here.

I agree 100 percent that the quality of guest I entertain here is different than the other sites I use. That said there are still great gents that find me in other places. Megan is correct that Cerb can't support us if we use this industry for our means of support. When I run my ads in other places I just ensure proper screening and even go above and beyond in this area. The folks that can't or won't follow my booking procedures are apparent quite quickly and we can just move on easily from there. I'm very sorry to hear when gents have a poor experience anywhere but gentlemen need to be just as careful as we do to ensure their safety and discretion. Not to mention hobby money does not grow on trees so it ought to be used wisely.

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Did you know that Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean" has been misinterpreted for years? The actual lyrics have been found and explained, below:

Doesn't take much to make me smile. sunny days sleeping in on weekends hearing kids laugh and this: :)

As has been said, get yourself a cellphone just for this lifestyle. Nothing says you keep it on all the time Or you may find that you have to give a home phone (landline) number or your work number instead. Some ladies require A LOT more information than an unblocked number if they require verification/screening. Remember YOU are initiating contact with the lady, she isn't contacting you, for an intimate encounter, if you want her to let you into her private intimate life, giving your phone number to her is the very least of yourself you can give Finally read the recommendations so you will initiate contact with a professional companion. And avoid those ones (small minority I would think) you think are indiscrete RG

I am sorry to hear you had a bad experience with Hope. Just to let you and everyone else know that Hope is no longer with us, I do hope that you give us another shot. If not we understand and apologize deeply for your bad experience that happened. I would be more than willing to see you and treat you how you should be treated! Hope to see everyone real soon!

niffty feet!?

When I asked the original question I really had no idea what the deal was here on this topic. Almost immediately there were thoughtful replies provided... gifts, repeat visits... all of which made great sense to me. However I'd like to acknowledge Cat speaking out (quite unselfishly I'm sure; thinking of the other SP's as much or more than herself). I read her post more than once, just to make sure it all sunk in. Frankly, it all resonated with me. Like some (many?) of you, I've had the priviledge of spending time with this wonderful lady and I truly appreciate the extraordinary efforts she goes to, to provide simply the best experience possible. And she is not the only one... this Board is legitimately full of praise for so many of the exceptional providers in our community. After reading her post, I was going to suggest a % tip, but on second thought I don't it is right for me to do that; ie: to imply what anyone else should do. But let's be cool about this and when the service is exceptional as it so often is, let's each of us - in our own way - let these ladies know we appreciate them and what they do. Just my 2cents

Ahhh, the ?tipping? debate! I noticed there was a decided void in SP response so I will take a minute to share my thoughts? From an agency girl perspective, tipping is often a way to generate extra income because after they pay the agency and the driver, they usually end up on the short end of the stick. 10 years ago, I ran for an agency, we collected $260 for an hour, with $110 going to the house, $40-$100 to the driver depending on where the visit was located, which left me maximum of $110 with as little as $10 in my pocket. With a $15 book on fee and mandatory car cell phone fees of $25 per night, I needed 3 full fees per night to make working worthwhile, God forbid I get credit card calls, which somehow always worked out us getting nothing. We were not allowed to refuse a call so we had to find creative ways to ensure we were paid. Tipping for extra service was the only way to keep our heads above water. The nice thing was that we had a shift, we worked, and we went home and had a life. That said, it was unfair to the guest who would end up with less than what he expected because he was not prepared for the extra fees. Independents are in a slightly different boat. We usually have a higher upfront fee, but we also assume ALL the costs incurred, which is far more than many realize. If we charged what we feel we should to get our ROI, the protests would be heard long and loud. Many Indies have a smaller bottom line than an ambitious girl at a well run agency. So when it comes to tips, many things need to be considered. In the south, SP's are tipped much in the same manner as a restaurant. Anyone walking a restaurant wouldn?t consider walking out without leaving a tip if everything was satisfactory. I tip everyone in the service industry, from the girl who washes my hair, to the man at Suny?s who pumps my gas because a little bit from many adds up at the end of the day. Flowers and trinkets are lovely in thought, but a girl can?t deposit wilted stems into an RRSP, and my bank doesn?t seem to take dildos, massage oil, garter belts or silk stockings on deposit -go figure! As Joyful C has so wisely stated, most SP?s live a fragile existence financially. We provide an illusion of playful luxury for our guests benefit, but rest assured, 90% of the time it is smoke and mirrors. Behind the scenes we struggle to pay our bills, put diapers on our babies and try to take care of those we love, all the while working on a way to get to a normal existence if that does in fact even exist. An extra $20 from each client equals a full appointment by the end of the week, and at the end of the month that pays the cell phone, buys the groceries and lets us take the little ones away for the weekend after we have paid both rents (home and incall), all our advertising, babysitters, hydro, car repairs, personal maintenance and the same expenses everyone else has. Not to mention the monthly payments on augmentation, lifts, tucks and anything else to keep us up to the exceptionally high standards expected if we want to continue making money in this arena. There are few SP?s who can keep up the daily client service to ensure long term financial viability in this business because of the emotional and physical toll this business extracts which sometimes means extended time offs to get our heads, hearts and bodies back in order. We have no paid holidays, benefits or paid personal days. If there is a crisis that forces us to take time off, we lose money and clients which often means we work regardless of illness, pain or any other of lifes challenges. Each SP has her own reasons for working, but the universal element is that we all are trying to achieve some sort of financial stability. I never expect tips, and I can count on one hand how many I have received since my arrival in Canada because of the nature of the business here. Hate to tell you guys, but Canadian men are not known for their generous nature, they rank a close second to Germans in this realm (I think the outlandishly high taxes inflicted in both countries has something to do with it!). I would never expect a tip from guests that have me on retainer, I see them weekly. But unless you are going to be a bankable commodity in a SP?s life, a tip relative to the quality of service is a sure way to say thank you and have her know you mean it... Catherine