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I would go back to the 50's. I love everything about that era....the music, the clothes, the cars and what that whole generation stood for in terms of values. In some ways I'm old fashioned where the husband is the King in the house and the whole concept of taking care of your house and having dinner on the table by 6 Pm. I'm sure if I lived in that era, my man would be very well taken care of in all aspects. ;)

To celebrate mothers, and the upcoming mothers day I thought I'd start a thread in their honor. Tell us about yours and how you spend mothers day. My mother is, so I think, the best cook in the world. She is extremely generous, selfless, smart, independent, beautiful, and really the only person who I fully trust and feel completely safe around. I talk to her everyday, it is important to me to hear her voice often as it's comforting and grounds me. Her advice is always right and her wisdom is priceless. I think she is the most important person in the world. Mothers, what would we do without them. They teach us, guide us and would go to the ends of the earth for their children. There is nothing like a mothers love. :)

3500 posts! and also planning more cities to tour for this summer :D

When I was a small child I had a big crush on Darth Vadar. I didn't know much about anatomy back then, and I thought he was just wearing badass armour, anyway. As a teenager, I fell for Sephiroth. He was anatomically correct, as far as I knew (in fact, the creators seemed to imply that he was very well endowed, as you can see from the picture below), so I would say I'd made some progress by my teen years. He was completely crazy, but I suppose his badassery made up for it.

I know the disclaimer for being over 18 is regarding the law on underage persons viewing such material. You are doing your due diligence to warn them that they are not permitted to view if they are under 18 so if they proceed, you cannot be help accountable because you had a disclaimer. Without that you can be charged with providing material to minors. The disclaimer for donation versus rate is not needed as it is legal to charge a fee for services in Canada and as far as I've been able to tell, that's all provinces. As Cristy said, better safe than sorry and too much is better than too little.

It means they purchased the 4000.00+ year cash grab from the city and agreed to follow all the license rules for "Escorts" (SEE BYLAW HERE: http://www.winnipeg.ca/cms/license_branch/pdfs/ESCORTS%20ESCORT%20AGENCIES.pdf) this by NO MEANS makes them a legal prostitution business. The city clearly defines "Escort" as very different from "PROSTITUTE" so don't get this confused! Basically the city tries to trick prostitutes into thinking they need a license where it is actually ILLEGAL under canadian law to license prostitution but because we use the more polite word "escort" the city sees this as an opportunity to abuse the laws and exploit this word in favor. Anyone caught advertising as a "Escort" in the city is scared into leaving or scared into paying for this license... where if in the ad they say "I am not a escort I am a callgirl" or "I am a courtesan" or "I am a prostitute" the city does NOT have a leg to stand in. Now, the license has NOTHING to do with criminal law either. It is a municipal infraction (Like a parking ticket) and the worst they can do is send a collection agency after you to pay your ticket... but they have been known to use police instead of regular bylaw officers to do this dirty work so it really scares the crap out of the ladies who don't know the laws as good as they should. Anyway... as you can see I hate that Winnipeg gets away with this exploitation and if the laws in canada change this year I am afraid cities like Winnipeg once they are allowed to license prostitution will take FULL advantage of it and make the by-laws just horrible.

My mother was a high school teacher in a time where it was still expected of her to run a decent home and at the very least have a darn nice supper. I don't know how she did it but every night we had a full meal that included, roast, chicken, pork chops etc. This was always served with potatoes and several veggies and of course no meal was complete without gravy. Don't forget pie and ice cream. I remember each night she had at least a few hours homework getting ready for the next, correcting papers and making lesson plans. This went on until late in the evening and then it was bedtime, help two girls with their problems and get our lunches ready. We were not a family that had cereal and toast for breakfast either, it was bacon, eggs, pancakes. My father was a man that expected a lot and it was given cheerfully. These were also some hard time financially, two daughters in high school and trying to save a bit for out university. I have a very vivid memory of looking at my mothers clothing, she did not have much for a woman in her position and it was all to put nice things on her girls. She could not afford it but somehow we all looked pretty good. My mother is getting older now and I was home just last week. Perhaps here is not the gourmet meals once served but there is a stack of money on the table for us to go out and but exactly what we would like. We now have a 9 year old in our family and I see the same generosity and patience shown to him. My mother sits with him, helps him with his homework and encouraged his gifts in the same manner she did was us. My mother is timeless and can counted on to be there for me in whatever capacity I need her for. Thank you Mom!!

There should be an Ottawa section on boobies. Yes, that would make everyone happy :boobeyes:

I'd go back to my high school and college years.....in my highschool and college body of course. But retaining my current adult knowledge and intelligence level.......my god there are SO many "missed opportunities" if you get my drift. So many "face palm" moments that I look back on and cringe lol. Dear lord was I ever clueless when it came to girls. A girl had to practically come right out and say "I wanna fuck you silly" for me to get the hint :p Additional Comments: Oh and the sixties......the sexual revolution!!!

Hello Gents.. I hope everyone had a fantastic weekend and that your week started really nice... Mine started REALLY REALLY GOOOD!!! ;) Yes as the Summer approaches my availability will also change.., as you know I am a sun lover.., so I will be enjoying the outdoors a little more in the summer... and how does this affect you.??? Well my hours will be reducing.... I will only work Monday to Friday and there will be only 2 of those days that I will work past 430 pm... THE LAST SATURDAY WOULD BE THIS COMMING SATURDAY MAY 4TH. Schedule for this week: Tuesday 8-3 East (early Bird Special) or 3-6 VIPSouth Wednesday 8-3 downtown, 3-6 VIPSouth Thursday 9-6 VIP South Friday 8-6 West Saturday 9-4 VIPSouth (last saturday) In april the Specials are for the EARLY BIRDS wanting to see me Before 9am on Tuesdays, Wednesdays or Fridays only.... Appt Required! (night before preferable or call between 6-7am) Dont forget to visit my profile and check my albums..., and when you do.., dont be shy and say hi! Here is what Cerbies think about me http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=69954 Other related links.... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...tto#post448766 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...739#post439739 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...665#post441665 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...060#post427060 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...tto#post441665 To reach me and find more information or book an appointment.... Call/text 6132610054 Txt only 8195130877 Email [email protected] or PM Or come meet me in chat...

My web page is a "free" one and that disclaimer comes up automatically, I've often wondered about it's necessity as well. Also the need for the disclaimer I added concerning compensation. I only did because the few sites I looked at before setting up mine had this so I then thought it must be important to add. All in all, it is up to each of us to include or omit whatever content we choose, as to wether it's necessary, sorry I can't say. :) I suppose it's better to be safer than sorry.

What a wonderful question : ) Ancient Rome - No one does power like the Romans. I would love to witness a triumphal procession in the streets of Rome or a fiesty oration in the Senate. 17th century France - I have long been fascinated with Louis XIV and I would love to spend time at the court of Versailles basking in the indomitable radiance of the Sun King. 18th century - I would love to spend time at a salon listening to the enlightened thinkers, especially Voltaire. 1920s - bobbing my hair and doing the fox trot sounds like a lot of fun. 1940s - I grew up on stories of World War II and I would love to go back to work in the war effort.

Actually of late I have seen a rise in these posts too and I think it's going to continue. It is a way to reinforce participation in this site and community. We have had many members (lurkers) on CERB who use the site but didn't contribute, give back (in the way of writing posts, recommendations etc) CERB is trying to change direction so all members of this community contribute to it. Some people may be shy about writing (I was when I first started) but threads like this are a positive reinforcement that the posts you are writing are accepted. Oh, but you are right about one thing, we do like Tracie here ;-) RG

Unaccompanied Cello Suite No. 5 in C minor by J.S.Bach, performed by Yo-Yo Ma. This is the first time ever that I have started with No. 5 (my favourite) rather than listening faithfully through from the beginning of No. 1.

My Mom is a warrior. She protected me like a grizzly, made excellent meals, taught me to respect women always, smacked me in the mouth if I needed it, saved me from an older pedophile when I was 7, at Central Station in Montreal, Had to sit through endless parent teacher/principal interviews, and STILL loves her little boy (48 6'3 265). She has had 5 strokes and is in a home, but is still the matriarch of our family. She battles everyday, and never gives in. She is my hero, and Im am a proud Mommas Boy!!!

Since I cannot honour my mother nor would I. I would like to take the opportunity to wish the good caring mothers out there who love their children and would do anything for them. Raising them, loving them and everything else a mother should do. Thank you! I wish you a happy Mother's Day.

I have a fascination with the eras 30's,40's and 50's. So if I could I'd like to go back and experience all of those times. The 30's and 40's seemed so glamorous, of course this is from my perception through watching movies, but in reality there was an innocence then that is now gone, I believe. The fifties just seemed so sexy, the clothes, the cars, still innocent times but a little more advanced than the 30's and 40's.

My advice is STAY AWAY, this lady and a few others have been pulling this pay in full via - transfer for weeks now in NB and NS. You send the money, they accept and then when you call for confirmation they tell you they never received the money. A deposit for an encounter with an established lady - sure 100%. for an unknown on CL and BP only i'd run and not look back. The fact she wants FULL payment in advance and not just a deposit screams scam. Ive toured for 3yrs, and ask for a deposit when needed, I would NEVER ask to be paid in full prior unless you were a chronic no show. Id be VERY careful with this one.

Personality plays such a huge factor in the whole experience....In no particular order Soleil. Michelle Fox, Holly Raye and Shailee(wish she was still around) and by all reports Emily (deeper connection) should be top 5 for sure..She is definately next on my bucket list along with Ang Devine Everyone has different tastes and different opinions tho...

I try to be compassionate with myself as much as possible. While regret is useful, as articulated by Porthos, it does not serve a purpose beyond learning about oneself. If ever I experience a twinge of regret, I try to remind myself that in that moment (the moment over there, forgotten, lapsed, or otherwise inaccessible), I made the best possibile decision for myself. Perhaps now I'm different, or somehow wiser (possible older?), but that doesn't mean that back then my decision wasn't right for me. With age comes that recognition. I made a lot of really stupid mistakes, even within the past few years, but I've learned incredibly valuable lessons from them. I try not to be too hard on myself :) This was a wonderful thread, thank you so much Al!

Col. Hans Landa, Inglorious Basterds Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs Anton Chigurh, No Country for Old Men Tommy DeVito, Goodfellas Jaws Catwoman, The Dark Night Rises Joker, The Dark Night Patrick Bateman, American Psycho Dave Harken, Horrible Bosses Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lamb Amon Goeth, Schindler's List Kathy Bates, Misery Elle Driver, Kill Bill They are my best villains as they were all successful at giving me the creeps!

Don't forget Sensual Erin and Megan Touch!

"It depends what type of roleplay .." I'm really crossing my fingers that the answer is "dungeons and dragons" :-o

All the hotels in downtown Halifax are more than fine to come into, but I personally would avoid staying at the Westin. It is high traffic for SP's and on some occasions hotel security stops ladies and or their guests. Any hotel in which lots of Sp's work from is a red flag to stay away. There are way nicer and much more discreet hotels to stay in, and if you need any info please feel free to email me, for the privacy of myself and others I wont list hotels on a public board.

Thank you everyone! This pussycat feels so loved! :D

Haven't seen her in the book for a long time. See her indie adds on EC and bp now.

U is for USE ME in the sexiest possible way until we're both sated!

I don't really have a bucket list for myself as I try to live for the now and do my bucket list as soon as items go on it. I do have a bit of a bucket list "for others" of things I want to do before others die. The main one on that list right now that I'm working towards is I want to buy a villa for my parents in Barbados and a 35ft sail boat for my Dad to use while he's there. Fingers crossed, hopefully in a couple of years.

1979-1989 please! Every time I see old show posters from that era I wish I could go back! Be it punk/hardcore matinees at CBGB's, thrash nights at Ruthie's Inn, or the apparently legendary nights at Wellington's right here in Winnipeg. I was born in the wrong damn era

What he said! Emily for sure! Posted via Mobile Device

^^^and might I add she's already a very intriguing tweeter!

I think I would really have fit in well in the 20s.

I always liked Wile E Coyote.

Oh Lee....you are a gem among men, a hard act to follow and make me feel things I never thought I could....please, more???? --swoon--

Congratulations on all that hilarity and insight, Lee. Don't lose your wacky perspective on things. I suppose we might be hard-pressed, but we will persist and suffer through nine more years of utter meaninglessness and many, many more laughs. ;)

Hi Meatbeater! There was no offense taken and I can understand why you asked the question you did. CERB is a community and for a community to flourish and be vibrant it relies on it's people to participate and interact regularly and consistently. I've only been here a short while but have met some amazing people who not only support the community but also one another. I have seen a number of congratulatory threads both for 100 and 1000 posts so see it more as a regular occurrence. I'm not sure I would use the high school comparison because it's more about quality than "cool". You can make numerous posts in the music threads or advertising and get a post count however there isn't much of a contribution, it's when you branch into discussions, start interesting threads and try to add to the community that there is greater impact and a better chance to meet people. This thread was started by someone who I have had some lively discussions with and have had the pleasure of his advice. So in that respect, what is viewed as "acceptance" is really friendship. There is a lot of support. I DO feel special...I am part of a great community. I'm glad you're here as well especially from the visuals in your "ass play" post!

Dear Midnite-Massage (aka Tracie?) I'm happy that you have become an "accepted" member of CERB. My post was nothing personal against you, I'm sure you're a very nice person and I mean that sincerely. My post was to the "community", and really it was just a statement, I'm wondering how many 100 post congratulatory threads have been created? I'm thinking very few, so really it's about you, "they" like you and "they're" letting you know it. It's more about the 99% of members who do not receive this type of thread,for me it just stands out, kindofa high school thing, you're in the cool group and they're letting you know it. I assure you most members that reach the 100 post count do not get a 100 post thread congratulations thread, so you should feel special. Cheers everyone :)

I echo your sentiments. I still worry about law, predators, and disease, though.

Since I'm responsible for all my decisions, I have no regrets. Peace MG

When you are dying, that last moment when truth flashes before you...it is too late. Too late for those "I love you" that you meant to say; too late to learn you are loved and it was around you all the while; those flashes of regret. I accepted that moment about 6 months ago and life now keeps getting better and brighter. Why wait for the truth when you can change it today. Peace.

This has crossed my mind too. With my father suffering, yes suffering from terminal cancer (stage 3 CLL leukemia, lung cancer and bone cancer) He is in constant pain, and needs to be on pain killers, fluid build up on his lungs which has to be drained every two days...his life is reduced to sitting in a armchair and looking out the window. Actually I thought by now he would have passed away. Has he thought of euthanasia? I don't know for fact if he has, he hasn't discussed it with me. I know if I was in his shoes I certainly would be thinking of it. Assisted suicide should be an option for those who are suffering, the quality of their life going downhill, and never going to improve. Life isn't important, living is. And sometimes, nature or circumstances are cruel, you can be alive but unable to live. We are more humane to animals that are suffering than we are to people Why we can't show the same humanity to people (and sometimes the most humane thing to do is euthanasia) under their worse circumstances I don't know A depressing rambling RG

I totally agree with you Cristy. I lost an uncle a few years ago to ALS (Lou Gehrig Disease). It was terrible watching him deteriorate physically, while his mind stayed sharp. I could see how it pained him - to be unable to do anything for himself, the physical pain, the mental anguish. I never had the courage to discuss it with him, but I wish I had. Personally, I know if I were to go through it, there would be a point where I would know that it was time to go, that my existence would no longer be what I would consider LIVING. To be a burden on my family, draining their resources, their physical strength, their mental strength, all the while extending my pain...it seems wrong on so many levels. In my view, an individual should be able to decide for themselves when its time to go.

day 1000 since I joined cerb, still a new member ! The ultimate BJ, I have had several from the different ladies in Halifax, but I feel I am still not qualified to comment on the ultimate BJ. Just a mighty thank you and I enjoy doing the research

I wanted to comment on many of these but CERB says I'm too yappy so I have to wait or say it all here. Emiafish, you are brilliant and I would join you in your fish bowl in a heartbeat. Cristy, you make me smile you beautiful lady! Cato, you take good care of us in the groups and spoil us with your posts. PistolPete, I enjoy your posts and expect you have a very dirty mouth (yum) Silverado, someone new to get to know but had to post because your post count was my fave number and that means a great day! Miss Sophia V, you are an invaluable community member and nice to talk to. Meatbeater, I had to laugh because you got called manbeater EmilyRushton, you are beautiful, well spoken and adored...lethal combo PatrickGC, you're awesome...as I told you already! Nicolette Vaughn, gorgeous, sassy and always words of wisdom Katherine, wise, expansive and spreading the love coast to coast Gabriella Laurence, simply stunning Ottawaboogieman, love your posts and your love of John Lee ------ Lee Richards, you make me smile Yeah baby! Megforfun, your smile impacts the world Marc123, new face (to me) but likes boobies so it's all good! Notch Johnson, you are in a class by yourself surrounding with great posts and lots of T&A Roamingguy, I simply love what you have to say Miquelon, last but certainly not least....you are many things to me. Thank you! Okay...a little bit yappy! LOL Have a wonderful evening all!!!

Ahem. I believe the issue here was about nasty business experienced by a client when he was dealing with a provider. Let it be said that I have NEVER had to share that experience in the world of paid companions... or mystery house guests who want to have sex with me if I leave a money laden envelope in plain sight... or magical princesses transported to my location from the sexy planet of Humpalottus.... the vast majority of women in this industry are far more diligent about the delicate matters of pooter maintenance than women in the vanilla world. That's a fact, Jack. That being said, ladies, if you wouldn't be willing to rub a finger inside and stick it under your nose and then in your mouth, the likelihood is that your cooch is a scary place. It's the same thing with foreskin... if you think you smell cheese, it's a BAD thing. Go to the shower, set the pulsating massage head to POWER WASH grab some soap and have at it... repeat until you would go down on yourself, you sexy soapy hygienic beast, you. As for the post coital shower... ummmm... if you are a client, knock yourself out. Take that shower. Scrub like a demon. Apply sparkles to your junk. You deserve it ... you are one handsome, satisfied and ultra clean dude. But... again if you are a client... ummmmm.... why do you care if she showers AFTER the fact and in your presence? She knows she has to maintain and frankly it's none of your business where or when it gets done! Your transaction or mystery visit or whatever the hell you want to call it is OVER. Jeebus. and now, a song... sung to the tune of Carolina in the Morning... me, me, me, me (that's just doing some vocal exercises... feel free to join) Nothing could be finer than to have a clean vagina for your session, Nothing could be sweeter than to have a cleaner wiener for your session, Yelling dirty stories Screamed through the door, And orgasmic glories Rattling the floor. Rolling with a girlie with a necklace made of pearly in the session, No longer you're a loner cuz she's playing with your boner in the session, If I had Aladdin's lamp for only a day, I'd make a wish and here's what I'd say: Nothing could be finer than to have a clean vagina for your session. I'm a freakin' musical genius....

You guys are all very nice with your repsonses...I am not. Anyone who is an actual professional would know NOT TO WORK during any type of infection. She is the one supposedly with the goo down there-so she has to know somethig aint right. Since she still choose to do massages-she should have skipped the body slides and kept her pants on.

Miss Karina, I understand where you are, I've been there and it isn't easy to know what to do. With the right man, we can develop the most amazing relationship on every level and it can be good for both parties. I have a small client base and intense connections happen and they can grow stronger with time. The key is to ensure that it stays within the boundaries of being a mutually beneficial experience for you both. My guests understand that my feelings are genuine but it doesn't come with the usual strings of a romantic relationship because the envelope ensures it doesn't. If your client is open to exploring a more intimate emotional relationship, then take it slowly and enjoy the ride. Just remember that we are suppose to make their manhoods hard, not their lives so put no pressure on him to change his life for you and expect the same respect from him with your life. Maintain the business aspect as it keeps you both real and emotions in check when things have the potential to go left. Life is too short to miss amazing opportunities, just proceed with care and awareness... cat

Cristy, find your reco thread and copy the link in the browser. Once you've done that, just paste it in your ad. If you want to take it a step further and add the link to a word in your ad, for example "Halifax recommendations", simply copy the link from your browser, highlight the word you want to link and then click on to add your link. Instead of seeing this in your ad http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=71133 you will see "Halifax recommendations" Hope this helps!

This afternoon I visited with a guest and before he left he booked a quickie for tomorrow at lunch...for an hour. Whether he needs the full hour tomorrow? Who knows, the 4 hours this afternoon with him was time well spent and thoroughly enjoyed! An quickie for me is an hour, 15 minutes is like brushing my teeth... cat