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Dear one.... Are you saying that you book 30-minute meetings and then always go overtime, getting that extra 50% for free, and that you're proud of it? Has it occurred to you that these ladies may not feel that they're able to tell you to leave or to ask you to pay for the additional time? Surely you're not advising others to engage in such exploitation. That's not how gentlemen behave.

In my experience, this is unfortunately the distinguishing point between hobbyists/lifestylers and those men who troll CL & BP looking for a "date". Just to clarify, I know there are many CERB members who use these sites it is not you I'm referring to. The men who troll seem to reduce women to playthings to be used and discarded as they whim suits them. They tend to use direct verbiage and statements such as "will you suck my cock" or "I want a blowjob, how much". There tends to be no respect, no real communication and no pleasantries, almost like we're not worth the effort of normal interactions. Unfortunately many of the girls who are looking to make a quick buck, support a habit, have esteem issues etc. accept this behavior which only serves to perpetuate it. How many CERB ladies who have chosen this as a profession/calling would even indulge such behavior? None! These men think that they're dealing with the same level of ladies and quickly get cut off at the knees. As much as we rally and fight to be recognized for what we do and why, there is still the other side of the equation that feeds into all the stereotypes and negativity surrounding the profession. Would be nice if no matter the setting or people involved, people just gave a little more respect and politeness. Yes, there would still be issues because people have issues yet even a little extra attention to how we treat people could go a long way. No worries people, I'm not gonna start a rendition of Kumbaya!

http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=77835 Well deserved and long overdue as her many reviews and dedication to this site will attest, congrats Tracie ( Midnight Massage) you certainly have earned it-hugs

After seeing Kylie Daniels' pictures in the Bikini thread, I have no choice but to nominate her yet again as cerb Goddess! :)....

I am not in Ottawa, but I can tell you from someone who's had a golden shower fetish since she was very young... that most people don't admit it freely. It could be a self confidence thing, it could just be that, as you said, it's very "taboo". I spent the better part of my life hiding my desire for it, as I thought it was "wrong". Society has a tendancy to make us believe that anything outside THEIR realm of "normal" is wrong. For me? We live once. So experience experience experience !!! Giving AND receiving are both wonderful. Even giving to YOURSELF can be a very erotic experience. Feel free to PM me sometime :)

Just thought I'd throw that out there. WHO'S WITH ME!! EDIT: Apparently I can't spell!!

Booking for 30 minutes with the planned intent of taking around 45 minutes, is just absolutely wrong, it might happen once, but it should not be the intent, and if it happens you should tip to cover the extra time. The egregious part of Luv269 is that this is not only planned, but expected and viewed as a major accomplishment. This is not something to be proud of, more that you should feel guilty of your behaviour.

I love a man who loves it! Not much to add other than there is nothing hotter, sexier than watching a man enjoy it and feeling his cock grow in my mouth while I devour his deliciousness. Cake or cock, well some of you know how much I love cake but cock wins hands down!

For the past four days I have received over 30 some stupid blowjob referencing emails, example, I love blow job, will you give me a sofa blowjob, ect, ect , from one of or all of the above! The first six or seven I ignored the next one "Will you suck my cock" I responded to saying "go ask your mother" so the twenty something more came, moral to the story and obvious common sense advice- do not respond to these kooks, ignore, ignore ignore, I should have know better, responding to these freaks is like putting gas on a fire!

I'm a little sad to read something like this, because I've had clients try and do the same thing to me - and they are clients I unfortunately no longer see. I had a gentleman see me a handful of times, and every time it would be at least at 40 minutes before our session would end. And it would only end because I finally said we're way past our time. The last few times, I pointed this out, and said perhaps we should start booking longer sessions. The last time he contacted me, I finally said, great, I'd love to see you, but only if we book for 45-minutes as our sessions always go longer than 30 minutes. He accused me of 'upselling', and I haven't seen him since. I wasn't upselling - he KNEW he took more than the paid time, and when I finally asked to be paid for the time he actually took, he walked away. It was unfortunate, because I enjoyed my time with him. But I refused to be taken advantage of...and I truly hate hearing about other girls being taken advantage of in the same way. Sometimes sessions go a little longer, and we all (well hopefully we all!) understand it can happen.... but if you know you need more than 30 minutes, you should be booking more than 30 minutes. It will make the time more enjoyable for both of you, and ensure that lady is getting the rate she deserves.

If no fuel is added to his fire it will burn out. He will get bored faster the more you just ignore him.

Sad. Why waste their own time wit this crap let alone yours Cristy... Ignoring can be hard, I know I'm a ginger and love a good fight lol, but sometimes it is just simply the most productive response we can provide...

That moment when a woman takes me into her mouth.....

I always giggle when a man tells me that he doesn't want me to go down on him as he wants it to be about me. Blow jobs are about me. I LOVE giving them, makes me very... VERY wet!

snuggling up to someone you love and trust. be it a close friend or lover

Love to touch and be touched in so many ways all over my body, but one special touch that first comes to mind is gentle hands in my hair. It gives me erotic shivers down my spine, and a tingle between my legs. ;) I am a major massage slut too. Just can't get enough. I used to pick up random guys on online dating websites just to come over and give me full body massages... bah ha ha. Also, I have recently taken a special liking to soft but firm rubbing on my bum cheeks... Feels so nice. :)

Welcome to CERB! :) You should consider it a good thing to have so many great choices!! We have an amazing selection of lovely ladies in Ottawa. :) One thing I would like to suggest if I may... There are many great ladies of all ages, but ladies maybe 24+ years who has a few extra years of experience in man-comfort might be more suitable for the first time kind of experience you are looking for. A lady who has seen several newbies maybe and who knows exactly what it takes to make a nice young lad like yourself feel instantly at ease. What you need is a woman, not a girl, who can show you how it's done... professional, yet easy going and casual. ;) We have many ladies like this around, but your best chance at finding someone who will be close to your taste, is to indeed put in a little bit of time to browse the advertisement and recommendation sections. A nice lady is worth putting in a little bit of effort for, right? ;)

Okay now THAT made me laugh out loud and keep giggling for awhile. For the record I LOVE fellatio so I'm allowed to giggle!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=1006041513638 LOL..couldn't resist!

I'm off to Argentina! My abstract was accepted for a conference in August. I posted about it in my blog: http://lovely-nathalie.com/blog/ Nat xox

Ill step in here, he's not a shill or a shit disturber, in fact he was a long time member before. He left the board after the story aired as it was too close to home. Hopefully when this all dies down he will rejoin the board as in NFLD he was a valid contributor.

I understand the aggravation... but for a first timer, even that "hi" is a big step. This is not an apology for the guys that have been on the boards for quite some time or for someone that has had more than one experience. This is for that first timer. "Hi" is hell. "Hi" is scary. "Hi" means that he has stepped out of his comfort level, regardless of what it is, and decided to delve into a world that is completely foreign to him. We all know the media portrayals; rarely are they positive. But the guy that says just "hi" is going against everything he has been shown and everything that society has told him, and is entering a great big world unknown to him. He may have been debating that "hi" text for weeks. He probably wrote and erased that "hi" a dozen times on his phone and when he finally was satisfied with that message, debated again just pressing the "send" button. "Hi" means that he has decided on extra marital adventure for the first time. "Hi" means that he is lonely and doesn't have the social skills for intimate relationships in the real world. "Hi" means that he and his SO have broken up and is reaching for something to ease the pain for just a short amount of time. "Hi" means so many things, and it could be that you, the recipient are the one he has chosen out of a hundred other possibilities to help him. He doesn't know the next step. He's never done this before. He is scared. Believe me, he is petrified. You are beautiful and sexy and are offering him things that he hasn't had in a long time, if ever. He may stop at just "hi." That may have been the limit of his fortitude. He may just say to himself, "I can't do this." So when you get upset at "hi," please understand that at one time he may have been ALL of us, everyone who gets into the hobby for one of the multitude of reasons that we do the things we do. I apologize if I have offended, all I want to do is give some sense of what that "hi" was all about. I rest my case.

Good thread. An unusual regret many may say. My one regret in life is that I studies for so many years all the way to the highest degree and now in my mid 40's I have only 15 years of pension (not to mention I over-qualified myself for many jobs) and have to work another 20 years to have a comfortable retirement income. If I am born again I would only go up to the Bachelor's degree and go to work at 23 and retire when I will be 55 to enjoy the second half of my life travelling around the world.

Do you have a rate for a 69 minute appointment? Seems just about perfect to me :)

Cristy, I saw this and immediately thought about you and this thread!

This is an unfortunate reality to this career choice. I ignore/delete/redirect about 75% of the emails I receive. Am I losing out on potential business by being so picky? Sure I am. But I'm here by choice, not by necessity and therefore I can literally afford to be picky. I don't need to tolerate or put up with some freakshow asking me to "suck his cock and let him blow his load in my ear" (yes, I've been asked).

Sorry you have to go through that type of anguish, Cristy. The best course of action for these mental midgets is indeed to ignore them, and ignore them always. Nothing good comes from engaging, ever! Except to make you a martyr to them. Whether it's ignorance or simply as a game is immaterial. There's just no excuse. FR

Honestly just a hug from my dad, the feel of my fathers arms around me, is truthfully the only touch I crave, I guess the rest are satisfied often:)

the last movie i saw in the theater was ironman 3, it was ok not the greatest but it had its moments.

Regrets are hard to get over as you never know if the other option was better or worse. I know from experience that i will always have regrets, one i have that is the most resent come to mind but i have to think of something. it may hurt but you have to be the person you are, the reason we have regrets is that the person why are is fighting the person we want to be. there is no right answer it is just life and we just have to try and think that the choice we made was the correct one. i know that is hard to follow but this is a deep subject.

I have an extra woman on mine Lee... you can use some of your barbecue sauce that way.

well single lady's are looking for me , i have bad credit, i like to gamble, and something else that i am not sure what it is. ( i hate adds where you have to work out it is what you need.) over all i would like to know just what they are backing these adds on. because i think it must be who is paying them the most money.

I was scheduled to go on an all Jewish holiday to Costa Rica. I think they were assuming just because of my circumcision... but now I have to go find kosher barbecue sauce.

Django was excellent, and emotional. Il Postino (Italian with subtitles was endearing) and Crossing Over was friggin awesome because Alice Eve is in it!!

So I watched a chic flick and must say it was good I enjoyed it. Safe haven with josh duhamel and Julianne hough. Both good looking!

Living off the avails....this can include almost any Agency Representative, good or bad:( However, as it has been explained to me from my own business lawyer, he has advised me, that because my fee from the ladies who hire me, are so low that my business and life expenses would not be covered if I only had that income to support me, that it would be difficult to pronounce that I LIVE OFF the avails. As I stated in my original post on this thread, that I would starve if I depended on my ladies. If you(OP) are taking this opportunity to get a lower preferred rate, from this SP...well I have nothing good to say about that! Essentially, I can prove that the small donation that the ladies provide, there is no way I could keep my business afloat with just their income! So back to the OP, what are your intentions? If you are collecting half the fee, you possibly can look as "living off the avails...or procure of funds" I would have to think that someone so interested in this topic would have logged in by now, it has been 3 days?? And yet no post to explain??? As stated by Meaghan Mcleod, do your research!

and not just to the mothers, but the daughters, sisters, brothers and husbands too. Where would we be if we didn't have awesome Mom's?

It is kinda weird when you think about it for a guy on this site wishing a Happy Mother's Day :-)...what would Freud say LOL But to all the mothers out in CERBland, wishing you all a Special and Happy Mother's Day RG

I promised details of my birthday celebrations way back in Feb., and here they are, belated but better late... Miss Chloe of Melbourne is like a hot Eurasian Bond Girl. A stunner. Beautiful face, fit hot body, great sense of style and elegance. Smart, easy to talk to, fun to be with. Cumming, making someone cum, and laughter: the three great pleasures. It was the week before my birthday, and I wanted to indulge. I figured it would be hard to top last year's experience, which I reviewed on here (http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=318078&postcount=5) but it was worth a try. And Chloe is someone I had been corresponding with, and who interested me. :) A lot. :) We met. I gasped. OMG she's stunning. I hadn't seen her face before, but there she was, gorgeous, her symmetrical features framed by her long dark hair. Peeling off her clothes, that fit firm body to admire. Kissing, holding, my hands roaming, grasping her tiny round bum and her perky small breasts, inhaling them, inhaling her. Before we met I had warned her of my oral fixations, and she encouraged them. As much as I wanted. In many different ways. Perfection. Then the teasing of my cock, and the insertion, and the ride. Watching her in doggie turn around to watch me, kissing her in mish, rolling around locked in each other. Total intensity. And we talked. We found a level of confidence and comfort that allowed us to share all sorts of experiences, and then to drift off to sleep in each other's arms, well past the allotted time. It felt like a date, except it's not often that you get to have a date with a Bond Girl. Here she is: http://misschloeofmelbourne.com/ Have a look!

While I haven't been lucky enough to experience it myself, I know that Alexxandria at ALO gives a fantastic massage - I am fairly certain she has RMT training but I'm not 100% sure http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=122443&highlight=alexxandria http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=132856 She is also gorgeous, petite, and has an adorable accent :)

It was a great evening indeed, to see old friends and meeting new ones!! The tradition will certainly continue :-), as this mind is already working on new ideas .... and on improvements on tried and true ones :-D

Way to go Mr. Goulet! ;)

Congrats! to your milestone!

I think that everyone has at least a couple of regret in there life, no matter what people say they do not. and it is not a bad thing i could write a book on all the things i regret but even thou everyone would like to go back and change the things they made mistakes on, or things they do not do whould it be for the best. In our life it is our mistakes that made us who we are today and so might say great if i could change things in the past i would be even greater or beater then i am now, but on that same logic you could all so be a shadow of what you are now. with all the things i wish i could change i still think about some of them even to this day but i know there is nothing i can do but i can take the following attitude and i hope every one else will find it nice as well: " There is nothing your persent self can do to change your past self or the events that happened, but you can live in this moment and if there is something you do not like about who you are, strive to make it better. because your present self can change your future self. so it is never to late to be the person you want to be." Have a great and safe day

Wonderful post..., one reason i try to enjoy my life at best, and the people i love..., You never know when things can change for you.., one day we are.., the next we dont know... Today i can be healthyband bouncing all over.., but tomorrow everything may change! So enjoy your life and the ones you love!

Katherine comes to mind - she's the best!

"One more quick note about hygiene "down there". I actually came across a posting about that and it got into the gentleman as well. Perhaps I should have responded to that post but it was so old I let it slide. Anyway, all seemed to be in agreement that it should be clean shaven or very well trimmed. Wow ... that one threw me for a loop. I've tried the shaving and/or grooming things a few times in my life and don't like it at all. Is this type of grooming truly expected on both sides these days?" insidevoice My personal choice is....YES, YES, YES...GROOM!!!!! Flossing with pubic hair is difficult as they are not usually long enough to wrap around my fingers for a grip and if they are long enough then there really is a problem! I also hate discreetly fishing for a stray that's loose in my mouth while trying to focus on more important things. I am sure if I ever end up on a C.S.I. autopsy table, there will be a hairball lodged somewhere inside containing multiple donor strands which they will have fun trying to figure out which belongs to whom because the strays sometimes head south before I can catch them! If you can't keep it smooth, at least keep it well manicured. Many SPs offer grooming as part of their sessions, just inquire cause it's lots of fun! Catherine

That first ice breaker is important whether its a firm hug, gentle kiss or both. I also like the lady to be happy so I usually ask do they like something specific. Pleased and be pleased! To me music playing in the background rather than the TV blaring is far superior. Soft lighting or candlelight is a nice enhancer to the experience.