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Why I am even responding to this, I don't know, but I don't like being called hypocritical. Last I checked the photo threads titled "Best" (and btw, there is only ONE with this in the title) are not just ONE PHOTO. There are hundreds. So it is not THE BEST, as everyone is so obsessed about, but a collection of very awesome photographs. Stop obsessing over the word BEST! It's petty. Second, it's not my 24/7 job to help boost other women's confidences, sorry. I posted a thread one time about a website that showed non-models, with minimal makeup in regular settings. If you take those women and give them a studio, with costume, makeup, a professional photographer and editor, they will look like a lot of these photos too. I really don't know what your point is. Celebrating all women's bodies includes all women. And I, and many other people, actually do consider all the photo threads as celebratory threads, which celebrate the beauty in women and photography. Clearly you haven't even looked at any of the photo threads either, because I often post photos of women with different body types, ethnicities, and different looks, so to call me hypocritical is offensive, especially considering I never personally attacked you and only addressed the issue at hand.

I have thought about this more and I have a straight answer to the original question now. The purpose of those threads are that they make men both happy and horny. And happy and horny men are the ones who buy sex from providers selling sex. Consider that the large majority of the providers here are advertising completely free of charge, and probably get most of their clients here (if not most, then admittedly the highest quality of clients). To draw these gentlemen here, and keep them visiting often, they need to enjoy their CERB experience. Having a variety of both text and photo threads helps. Keep in mind that the majority of the women in photo threads are not selling sex... So who do they go see then? And no, because I post threads that support all women's body types does not mean I am excluded from being able to enjoy and post photographs of nice asses, breasts and redheads. This point makes zero sense. In fact, because I support and enjoy all healthy women's body types, means that there is just that much more beautiful erotic photography that I will be able to enjoy and share. :)

Many of the CERB ladies do such an amazing job at showing their real person in their pictures. I love it when a woman's beauty and confidence comes out in a photo. Some of my favourites! Cub One of the best all time artsy shots - Annessa! A classic look and extremely sexy with Evelyn and Amelia. The fun, seductive and fire of Emily. Smart combined with sexiness that can drive you wild. Lovely Kerri. Confident and classy Georgiana. Soft, seductive and sexy the one and only Tiff!

Then there are these lovely pictures from AmeilaMA, Very beautiful and artistic I think :)

I've just stumbled on this thread. There are indeed lots of creative and artistic pictures. We shouldn't, of course, forget Annessa's ...

Thank God Meg brought Bikinis! I showed up Naked ;) But I brought Dorrrrritos, and Mr.Big's ;)

Just one change: rewire the human brain to remove the common, petty human instinct for tribalism. "Us vs. them." "My stuff is better than your stuff." "Our sports team is better than their sports team." "Our city is better than their city." "Our country is better than their country." "Our religion is better than your religion." If you step back and consider the planet as a whole, these things all look so trivial and ridiculous. We could accomplish so much more if we started working on shared goals, and treated all human beings as part our own very extended family.

Just had another great experience, this time with the japanese Horiso at moonbay. She was really nice, lots of dfk, bbbj, rimming, and body licks. Oh yeah and lots of Dfk. That part was so awesome. She had very full lips and very sexy eyes. Very nice body and a great set of natural boobs with amazing nipples Her skin was super soft and her ass was amazing. Wow. I also wish I had booked more time because she is amazing at giving massage. Wow. She really knew what she was doing. If you have the time and money I promise it is most def worth it. She is really sweet and I hope to see her again before she leaves.

Miss Cleo Catra .... Meow baby Meow :)

I'm sorry but ANYONE asking you to go anywhere near Uniacke Square is an indication to run quickly in the other direction. Just not worth your safety!

Another reason to go thru the album's of Cerb' sexy and beautiful women. Let's see if we can find all the photo's with the woman using mirror's in their photo's. What's better then 1 sexy woman, well maybe 2 or more :) Here's a few to start: From Alexxxis's album Let's see how many more we can find. Think of this as a treasure hunt :)

I just flung peanut butter onto my curtains because I was dancing with the knife in my hand. Okay, now post some of your own silly bloopers.

Can't forget Megforfun, she has some eye catching photo's of her own.

ladies no more going to salons for facials because.... did you know Sperm is good for the skin.:sperm:The proteins in sperm have a tightening effect on the skin. When sperm is left to dry, the evaporation of the water in it leaves behind protein which can help to reduce wrinkles. While this may be an excellent anti-aging treatment,:bigclap: :icon_cool::icon_razz:\ lol ladies all in good fun l

I haven't participated in this thread for a long time, but I have to say that I'm deeply impressed not only with Midnite-Massage's posts, but also with her very positive presence on here, always supporting and encouraging and helpful. Just what we need! Thanks to her. I like her :)

I love perfumes, i have used the same fragance ever since I remember maaybe 15 years Plus, Organza from givency.., I have other perfumes but I have a hard time using them I don't feel myself when I wear a different fragance

Without aging myself too much, I'll share some of my favourite oldies but goodies. Some like it Hot - Jack Lemon, Tony Curtis and Marilyn Monroe We're No Angles - Humphrey Bogart, Aldo Ray and Peter Ustinov Frankenstein - Colin Clive and Boris Karloff (uncredited) Casablanca - Bogart, Bergman and the incomparable Peter Lorre And an early colour feature... The Wizard of Oz

Oh the good ol' days and those "Good Vibrations" !!! I was a sucker for the Calvin Klein panty ads, Marky Mark covered EVERY inch of my wall and locker!

It's not something I would offer on our first meeting, but this is possible with me :) If you allow me to post the video on my visual blog, I might not even ask 4 a tip!

Cheryl Ladd And for those that watched the show Las Vegas she is still looks great in her late 50's ... and Valleri Bertinelli from One Day at a Time

Hi i know that this question has been done to death however .... i read on trip advisor that certain hotels operate a zero tolerance on any noise - now i don't plan to be swinging from chandeliers or shagging out in the corridors but from reading trip advisor quite a few people in the past few weeks have been evicted from their rooms and lost all their money with no chance to argue some were kicked out with 10 mins notice and this was just regular people on vacation both men women and single people so I'm wondering if they would do the same to a SP like myself don't want to have to sleep on the streets in my lingerie Thanks ParisB

this is a beautiful thread...its actually inspiring me to get my butt in gear and possibly get some new photos done now that I've shed some weight :D great pics ladies! xo

That's an area to stay away from for sure. I don't think that it needs to be at a hotel for an incall to be considered a safe location. I have seen several great ladies in their homes as well as hotels. BP has gone the way of CL, best to stick with CERB ladies.

Well said :) Just to touch on the point of free advertising, let's keep in mind why we are able to advertise for free on Cerb and why the picture threads are good for all of us: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=43015 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by MOD Q: Is cerb really FREE? A: No, Nothing is Free. Q: How can you run CERB for free? A: This site is a BUSINESS and is here to make money. It costs TENS OF THOUSANDS of dollars to run this site each year. Someone has to pay for that! You don't pay for using cerb and the handful of banner advertisers help but don't cover the cost of the servers per year let alone my salary! It appears free to you but your posts are content and your visits are traffic. Content = Search engine listings Search engine listings = Traffic Traffic = Money! This site is FREE to use for all of you and in return you are giving us your time, contributions and traffic. Someone has to pay the bills and in this "virtual" world website traffic is what pays the bills. Hard to imagine but that is how it works. The more traffic cerb.ca gets the more traffic it's sponsors receive (Advertisers on the site).

Is it cheesy to say world peace? MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!

I would remove currency and its related concepts from the world's memory. Money in itself is isn't evil, but the ideas which have grown up around it are fundamentally corrupt. So out the cosmic door these concepts would go. Talk about "Power to the People". Imagine, a world where these ideas never existed. It it would be such a fundamental shift that it is hard to conceive of. Yet, I believe we are slowly headed in this direction. Totaling an agreement with Midnite-Massage to in that, So, I pulled out my Disco collection. (OK, just dated myself :)) Here is Get Down Tonight by KC & The Sunshine Band. Indulge iif you wish! Note: This music mp3 file coming from my own system and is a much higher quality then You Tube audio. It should take about five minutes to get the entire file. At which point it will play, and the disco party will begin! All the best, and take care. PatrickGC PS: Transporters would be a good idea too!! Midnight. I'm already signed up to be the first test transportee when they get anything close to working. :) :)

Usually I do not allow address's posted (i ask that that info be PM'd) but in this case I think it may be best to keep it up as they obviously are using fake photos and fake names it's easy to change a phone number but at least this gives you all a better heads up. I hate bait and switch and crappy scams like this.

hmmmm such a huge question with so many answers.... I would have tolerance and being non judgmental as "normal" behavior and would throw political correctness somewhere non flammable and burn it to the ground. I would love to see the view where cell phones are additions to life not life itself. More personal conversations with REAL words! I would have transporter technology. The earth should really be a small place and able to be sampled by everyone. Plus we should be able to see anyone we want at anytime we feel like. I would take politics and greed out of so many arenas. One example, hunger. For the amount of food we have, throw away, and use as a bargaining chip, there really should be no need. If $30/month can feed a village then why is there even hunger if they are raising millions of dollars? Solve the problems, get rid of the BS in the middle. Cancer is another. If there really IS a cure, the people should be more important than pharmaceutical companies. And since this was all so serious....I think that whenever anyone is feeling down, KC & the Sunshine band should be put on so everyone can "Do a Little Dance, Make a Little Love" :bddog:

If I could change anything it would be how humans treat other species, I would also want to change animal cruelty laws, make them harsher so people could be prosecuted for committing such offences much easier. and I would like to change my intelligence level, I wish I were smart enough to cure cancer so I could wipe out that bastard!

This has been a topic of discussion that has already caused such a backlash amongst providers that it started a downward spiral of negative feelings and culminated in suspensions with all kinds of drama. The fact is some may feel that there is little to no tact or taste put into the titles of these thread but the view count shows undeniable draw and that is what this board is all about. Marketing. Yes, it's a community but first and foremost it's an advertising site for sex workers to connect with specific target market. The bottom line is boys will be boys and men will be men. They all like to look at pretty girls and for this I am thankful. I like to use the "best of" threads as a gauge for who I would like and not like to entertain. The most useful aspect of CERB is the opportunity to see what someone writes and how they respond to certain topics. It's like my very own screening tool and all I have to do is read. We can't teach awareness, it has to happen on it's own and pointing out the shortcomings only seems to make it worse online so pursuing this as a viable topic of discussion will come to no good and we know what happens when threads go left... cat

Nicolette Vaughn One of my favorites...a definite "hands on" approach to things ;)

Bumping this thread just because it's fucking awesome!!! ;) xo

Carrie Moon made me a wonderful healthy pancake with mangos and maple syrup!

Heartfelt BDSM activities that come from within the participants themselves -- as opposed to uncomprehending mimicry of strutting poses and cheap costumes -- is absolutely awesome, and one of the most interesting places to visit in the whole sexual landscape. As long as you're in tune with what you're doing, it's great. And like any other part of sex, it's just one of many places to visit. You don't need to be stuck in BDSM mode 100% of the time, and define your whole sex life by it; you can still get *enormous* value from the experience now and then. BDSM is an amazing way to delve deep into your psyche and trace the threads of your sexual impulses down to their roots. It's the sexual id and ego directly at play. You have to *really* trust someone to do this right, and you need to be in tune with your own feelings and willing to respond to the stirrings of your subconscious, without filtering those feelings to conform to external social convention. I always rejoice a little when I get to share the company of others who are in tune with this side of sexuality, and these encounters (when they've worked well) have been high on the list of my most intense and memorable sexual experiences. I've also had the most amazing conversations with BDSM partners about sex, psychology, and the many different parts of us that makes us who we are. It's not the only place on my sexual map, nor even where I spend most of my time. I like all the other stuff too. But BDSM remains a special out-of-the-way mansion I return to periodically, just to remind myself it's there. And there are *so many rooms* in there... whole wings really... that I haven't explored yet! :) I'm sorry you got a bad reaction when you shared your interests, Malika. Don't worry, your client was probably projecting onto you all kinds of tired clichés about BDSM. His bad reaction wasn't about you, it was about him. Same sympathies to you, Soleil. We all have many "selves" inside us, and who we are at any given instant is a lot about context. The idea that anyone is too THIS to ever be THAT, or that once's you're THAT you can never again be THIS, makes me giggle. People should love you for all your complexity and depth. Best wishes to all.

All over the television the last few days, I've seen American news shows going on and on about BLS (the Bureau of Labour Statistics. But all it makes me think about is Ball Licking and Sucking. I dont' think I could even try to NOT think about this type of 'BLS' when seeing 'BLS' written all over the television screen. I know I've had this happen before with other acronyms but can't think of any at the moment... but whenever it does happen, I love having that 'secret' meaning of the term that others don't know. This happen to anyone else?

Hi all...have had a few requests lately for pregnant or lactating SPs....is there really a market for this?? JW because I know of a couple of former SPs that would be willing to do this that are currently expecting....PM me or respond to the thread....just wanna know what you are into.... ;)

F - foot fetish

First Susan Dey as Laurie Partridge Then as Gracie on LA Law

I like LeeRichards because he makes me horny baby.......with a *giggle*

That a giraffe has a 21 inch tongue??? It can clean it's own ears. Imagine dating a giraffe.

To Have and Have Not: Bogart and Bacall ... they simply sizzle on screen.

Cristy you are a doll! I'd never heard of the Thin Man series for some reason and adoring Dick Powell, I'm downloading as we speak. Emiafish, I forgot about Some Like it Hot! White Christmas....Danny Kaye!

This is seduction of the Highest Order Lay down Relax, and let Carnal emotions take over Inhale deeply and put your mind at ease Allow me to lead you into never ending ecstasy Placing my lips to yours I dare you to explore what's behind your mind's locked doors Mesmerizing you with my Soft Kisses Bewitching you with my touch I have you right where I want you After this is over Memories of me will Haunt you Biting softly on your neck I release your inhibitions Your Dying to be with me Pleading to be tempted How can I be Resisted After all this is Seduction of the Highest Order..... Contact me by PM, text me at 613-277-4328 , or call the Spa at 613-274-7073 to Ensure My Availability! Check out what others are saying about my service!! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=111731 Schedule June 2nd: 2:30pm - 9:00pm 65 Bentley Ave. 613-274-7073 June 4th: 3:30pm - 11:00pm 65 Bentley Ave. 613-274-7073 June 6th: 3:30pm - 11:00pm 65 Bentley Ave. 613-274-7073 Sexuality is not a Leisure or Part-time Activity It is a way of Being -Alexander Lowen

While I understand both sides of the coin it seems this argument is going round and round again. In the end, nothing will change. Opinions have been stated, people feel better for stating their minds,so.... Let's focus on the good parts of this site and stop dragging on with the negativity. :D Just my .02. <3

Ralph Macchio from the Karate Kid

The lovely and amazing, Cleo Catra! Best. Boobies. Ever. In the history of tits. ;)

Ottawa's own Gina :) A nicely framed portrait of a beautiful woman :) I like the way the doorway frames the picture.

I remember when I was finally fully prepared to advertise as a Dominatrix with a fully-equipped dungeon. After seeing this, a client I had seen a handful of times actually told me he could never again see me for a GFE session, nor could he think of me the same way anymore. Although I do not personally practice BDSM in my personal life, I am the last person who would ever fathom of judging someone else who does. Was I offended by his comment? Somewhat, but I figured I'd rather not see someone that small-minded anyway. Recently, I saw a new client for a GFE. He asked, rather incredulously, how such a sweet and kind girl could possibly be a domme. He wasn't convinced I could pull it off with my natural down-to-earth demeanor. I took it as a compliment instead of getting all pissy with him, but I did tell him that unless you find a Lifestyle Domme, a good BDSM session does involve acting. He still seemed doubtful, so I invited him to book a BDSM session. Although he wasn't into anything major or extreme, I encouraged him to think of a role-play scenario. In the end, I convinced him. Infact, he even mentioned something about an Academy Award. lol My point is, please don't judge an SP by what she does or does not do for fun in her own life. Even though I am not a Dominatrix in real life, I still have a great time when I play one on T.V. ;)