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Why I am even responding to this, I don't know, but I don't like being called hypocritical. Last I checked the photo threads titled "Best" (and btw, there is only ONE with this in the title) are not just ONE PHOTO. There are hundreds. So it is not THE BEST, as everyone is so obsessed about, but a collection of very awesome photographs. Stop obsessing over the word BEST! It's petty. Second, it's not my 24/7 job to help boost other women's confidences, sorry. I posted a thread one time about a website that showed non-models, with minimal makeup in regular settings. If you take those women and give them a studio, with costume, makeup, a professional photographer and editor, they will look like a lot of these photos too. I really don't know what your point is. Celebrating all women's bodies includes all women. And I, and many other people, actually do consider all the photo threads as celebratory threads, which celebrate the beauty in women and photography. Clearly you haven't even looked at any of the photo threads either, because I often post photos of women with different body types, ethnicities, and different looks, so to call me hypocritical is offensive, especially considering I never personally attacked you and only addressed the issue at hand.

I have thought about this more and I have a straight answer to the original question now. The purpose of those threads are that they make men both happy and horny. And happy and horny men are the ones who buy sex from providers selling sex. Consider that the large majority of the providers here are advertising completely free of charge, and probably get most of their clients here (if not most, then admittedly the highest quality of clients). To draw these gentlemen here, and keep them visiting often, they need to enjoy their CERB experience. Having a variety of both text and photo threads helps. Keep in mind that the majority of the women in photo threads are not selling sex... So who do they go see then? And no, because I post threads that support all women's body types does not mean I am excluded from being able to enjoy and post photographs of nice asses, breasts and redheads. This point makes zero sense. In fact, because I support and enjoy all healthy women's body types, means that there is just that much more beautiful erotic photography that I will be able to enjoy and share. :)

Many of the CERB ladies do such an amazing job at showing their real person in their pictures. I love it when a woman's beauty and confidence comes out in a photo. Some of my favourites! Cub One of the best all time artsy shots - Annessa! A classic look and extremely sexy with Evelyn and Amelia. The fun, seductive and fire of Emily. Smart combined with sexiness that can drive you wild. Lovely Kerri. Confident and classy Georgiana. Soft, seductive and sexy the one and only Tiff!

Then there are these lovely pictures from AmeilaMA, Very beautiful and artistic I think :)

I've just stumbled on this thread. There are indeed lots of creative and artistic pictures. We shouldn't, of course, forget Annessa's ...

Thank God Meg brought Bikinis! I showed up Naked ;) But I brought Dorrrrritos, and Mr.Big's ;)

Just one change: rewire the human brain to remove the common, petty human instinct for tribalism. "Us vs. them." "My stuff is better than your stuff." "Our sports team is better than their sports team." "Our city is better than their city." "Our country is better than their country." "Our religion is better than your religion." If you step back and consider the planet as a whole, these things all look so trivial and ridiculous. We could accomplish so much more if we started working on shared goals, and treated all human beings as part our own very extended family.

Just had another great experience, this time with the japanese Horiso at moonbay. She was really nice, lots of dfk, bbbj, rimming, and body licks. Oh yeah and lots of Dfk. That part was so awesome. She had very full lips and very sexy eyes. Very nice body and a great set of natural boobs with amazing nipples Her skin was super soft and her ass was amazing. Wow. I also wish I had booked more time because she is amazing at giving massage. Wow. She really knew what she was doing. If you have the time and money I promise it is most def worth it. She is really sweet and I hope to see her again before she leaves.

Miss Cleo Catra .... Meow baby Meow :)

I'm sorry but ANYONE asking you to go anywhere near Uniacke Square is an indication to run quickly in the other direction. Just not worth your safety!

Another reason to go thru the album's of Cerb' sexy and beautiful women. Let's see if we can find all the photo's with the woman using mirror's in their photo's. What's better then 1 sexy woman, well maybe 2 or more :) Here's a few to start: From Alexxxis's album Let's see how many more we can find. Think of this as a treasure hunt :)

I just flung peanut butter onto my curtains because I was dancing with the knife in my hand. Okay, now post some of your own silly bloopers.

Can't forget Megforfun, she has some eye catching photo's of her own.

ladies no more going to salons for facials because.... did you know Sperm is good for the skin.:sperm:The proteins in sperm have a tightening effect on the skin. When sperm is left to dry, the evaporation of the water in it leaves behind protein which can help to reduce wrinkles. While this may be an excellent anti-aging treatment,:bigclap: :icon_cool::icon_razz:\ lol ladies all in good fun l

I haven't participated in this thread for a long time, but I have to say that I'm deeply impressed not only with Midnite-Massage's posts, but also with her very positive presence on here, always supporting and encouraging and helpful. Just what we need! Thanks to her. I like her :)

I love perfumes, i have used the same fragance ever since I remember maaybe 15 years Plus, Organza from givency.., I have other perfumes but I have a hard time using them I don't feel myself when I wear a different fragance

Without aging myself too much, I'll share some of my favourite oldies but goodies. Some like it Hot - Jack Lemon, Tony Curtis and Marilyn Monroe We're No Angles - Humphrey Bogart, Aldo Ray and Peter Ustinov Frankenstein - Colin Clive and Boris Karloff (uncredited) Casablanca - Bogart, Bergman and the incomparable Peter Lorre And an early colour feature... The Wizard of Oz

Oh the good ol' days and those "Good Vibrations" !!! I was a sucker for the Calvin Klein panty ads, Marky Mark covered EVERY inch of my wall and locker!

It's not something I would offer on our first meeting, but this is possible with me :) If you allow me to post the video on my visual blog, I might not even ask 4 a tip!

Cheryl Ladd And for those that watched the show Las Vegas she is still looks great in her late 50's ... and Valleri Bertinelli from One Day at a Time

Hi i know that this question has been done to death however .... i read on trip advisor that certain hotels operate a zero tolerance on any noise - now i don't plan to be swinging from chandeliers or shagging out in the corridors but from reading trip advisor quite a few people in the past few weeks have been evicted from their rooms and lost all their money with no chance to argue some were kicked out with 10 mins notice and this was just regular people on vacation both men women and single people so I'm wondering if they would do the same to a SP like myself don't want to have to sleep on the streets in my lingerie Thanks ParisB

this is a beautiful thread...its actually inspiring me to get my butt in gear and possibly get some new photos done now that I've shed some weight :D great pics ladies! xo

That's an area to stay away from for sure. I don't think that it needs to be at a hotel for an incall to be considered a safe location. I have seen several great ladies in their homes as well as hotels. BP has gone the way of CL, best to stick with CERB ladies.

Well said :) Just to touch on the point of free advertising, let's keep in mind why we are able to advertise for free on Cerb and why the picture threads are good for all of us: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=43015 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by MOD Q: Is cerb really FREE? A: No, Nothing is Free. Q: How can you run CERB for free? A: This site is a BUSINESS and is here to make money. It costs TENS OF THOUSANDS of dollars to run this site each year. Someone has to pay for that! You don't pay for using cerb and the handful of banner advertisers help but don't cover the cost of the servers per year let alone my salary! It appears free to you but your posts are content and your visits are traffic. Content = Search engine listings Search engine listings = Traffic Traffic = Money! This site is FREE to use for all of you and in return you are giving us your time, contributions and traffic. Someone has to pay the bills and in this "virtual" world website traffic is what pays the bills. Hard to imagine but that is how it works. The more traffic cerb.ca gets the more traffic it's sponsors receive (Advertisers on the site).

Is it cheesy to say world peace? MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!

I would remove currency and its related concepts from the world's memory. Money in itself is isn't evil, but the ideas which have grown up around it are fundamentally corrupt. So out the cosmic door these concepts would go. Talk about "Power to the People". Imagine, a world where these ideas never existed. It it would be such a fundamental shift that it is hard to conceive of. Yet, I believe we are slowly headed in this direction. Totaling an agreement with Midnite-Massage to in that, So, I pulled out my Disco collection. (OK, just dated myself :)) Here is Get Down Tonight by KC & The Sunshine Band. Indulge iif you wish! Note: This music mp3 file coming from my own system and is a much higher quality then You Tube audio. It should take about five minutes to get the entire file. At which point it will play, and the disco party will begin! All the best, and take care. PatrickGC PS: Transporters would be a good idea too!! Midnight. I'm already signed up to be the first test transportee when they get anything close to working. :) :)

Usually I do not allow address's posted (i ask that that info be PM'd) but in this case I think it may be best to keep it up as they obviously are using fake photos and fake names it's easy to change a phone number but at least this gives you all a better heads up. I hate bait and switch and crappy scams like this.

hmmmm such a huge question with so many answers.... I would have tolerance and being non judgmental as "normal" behavior and would throw political correctness somewhere non flammable and burn it to the ground. I would love to see the view where cell phones are additions to life not life itself. More personal conversations with REAL words! I would have transporter technology. The earth should really be a small place and able to be sampled by everyone. Plus we should be able to see anyone we want at anytime we feel like. I would take politics and greed out of so many arenas. One example, hunger. For the amount of food we have, throw away, and use as a bargaining chip, there really should be no need. If $30/month can feed a village then why is there even hunger if they are raising millions of dollars? Solve the problems, get rid of the BS in the middle. Cancer is another. If there really IS a cure, the people should be more important than pharmaceutical companies. And since this was all so serious....I think that whenever anyone is feeling down, KC & the Sunshine band should be put on so everyone can "Do a Little Dance, Make a Little Love" :bddog:

If I could change anything it would be how humans treat other species, I would also want to change animal cruelty laws, make them harsher so people could be prosecuted for committing such offences much easier. and I would like to change my intelligence level, I wish I were smart enough to cure cancer so I could wipe out that bastard!

This has been a topic of discussion that has already caused such a backlash amongst providers that it started a downward spiral of negative feelings and culminated in suspensions with all kinds of drama. The fact is some may feel that there is little to no tact or taste put into the titles of these thread but the view count shows undeniable draw and that is what this board is all about. Marketing. Yes, it's a community but first and foremost it's an advertising site for sex workers to connect with specific target market. The bottom line is boys will be boys and men will be men. They all like to look at pretty girls and for this I am thankful. I like to use the "best of" threads as a gauge for who I would like and not like to entertain. The most useful aspect of CERB is the opportunity to see what someone writes and how they respond to certain topics. It's like my very own screening tool and all I have to do is read. We can't teach awareness, it has to happen on it's own and pointing out the shortcomings only seems to make it worse online so pursuing this as a viable topic of discussion will come to no good and we know what happens when threads go left... cat

Nicolette Vaughn One of my favorites...a definite "hands on" approach to things ;)

Bumping this thread just because it's fucking awesome!!! ;) xo

Carrie Moon made me a wonderful healthy pancake with mangos and maple syrup!

Heartfelt BDSM activities that come from within the participants themselves -- as opposed to uncomprehending mimicry of strutting poses and cheap costumes -- is absolutely awesome, and one of the most interesting places to visit in the whole sexual landscape. As long as you're in tune with what you're doing, it's great. And like any other part of sex, it's just one of many places to visit. You don't need to be stuck in BDSM mode 100% of the time, and define your whole sex life by it; you can still get *enormous* value from the experience now and then. BDSM is an amazing way to delve deep into your psyche and trace the threads of your sexual impulses down to their roots. It's the sexual id and ego directly at play. You have to *really* trust someone to do this right, and you need to be in tune with your own feelings and willing to respond to the stirrings of your subconscious, without filtering those feelings to conform to external social convention. I always rejoice a little when I get to share the company of others who are in tune with this side of sexuality, and these encounters (when they've worked well) have been high on the list of my most intense and memorable sexual experiences. I've also had the most amazing conversations with BDSM partners about sex, psychology, and the many different parts of us that makes us who we are. It's not the only place on my sexual map, nor even where I spend most of my time. I like all the other stuff too. But BDSM remains a special out-of-the-way mansion I return to periodically, just to remind myself it's there. And there are *so many rooms* in there... whole wings really... that I haven't explored yet! :) I'm sorry you got a bad reaction when you shared your interests, Malika. Don't worry, your client was probably projecting onto you all kinds of tired clichés about BDSM. His bad reaction wasn't about you, it was about him. Same sympathies to you, Soleil. We all have many "selves" inside us, and who we are at any given instant is a lot about context. The idea that anyone is too THIS to ever be THAT, or that once's you're THAT you can never again be THIS, makes me giggle. People should love you for all your complexity and depth. Best wishes to all.

Boy am I in the right place...! I absolutely --love-- pleasuring my partner and performing oral is one of my favorite past times. I get off on getting them off and I am in no hurry at all while 'playing'. When I finally get positioned between two legs and see that beautiful kitty, it's not uncommon for me to have an involuntary arching of my back in anticipation of the smell and taste. I too like to start mid-thigh and slowly kiss my way toward her kitty. I also agree with balance by going to the other side. Hopefully before this we have already been kissing. Too much too soon can result in missing a lot of the build-up to a terrific orgasm. However, I agree in that you have to listen to your partner's body queues and adjust your game plan accordingly. :-) This thread is making me hungry...

One of my all time favourites is Escape From Alcatraz with Clint Eastwood and the story of Harry Houdini starring Tony Curtis.

Cato definitely knows how to sweet talk the ladies and definitely makes me *rawr*. Mind you, I think he wants something so still trying to figure out what! hmmmmmm

If your wearing a site and tie today, its MY lucky day. Let me drag you around with your tie and undress you in the soft light. Yes, sensual is kind, but my fun is BETTER. Come by to see me, show me what you can do to tease me back if your up to the challenge. Working at Paradise Spa in the west end today. here till 9pm. 613.820.8887

I hit my elbow on a the edge of a door ... right on the funny bone. So hard it triggered a vasovagal reaction and I passed out. Of course, on the way down my head hit the corner of a table. Woke up, rather embarassed and bleeding. Porthos

Two nights ago I was loading some material into the truck. Hooked up a 3' long bungee cord to secure the load. I had to stretch it full length and just as I turned my back on the fixed end, it let go and hit me in the back of the head. "Ow" I said. Actually "Fucking Ow" I said. The point of impact was too numb to feel pain but the feeling of warm blood running down my neck brought home the feeling of stupidity. Glad no one could see this happen in this dark parking lot. It's just between you and me. Never turn your back on a unsecure bungee.

Scorpions - Wind of Change (Cold War) Europe - The Final Countdown (Cold War) John Lennon's Imagine is a song that could be used to protest against any act of violence and to me is an anthem for peace.

Miss Sophia, you are a fantastic lady. I just watched your videos and not only were you articulate, open, warm and forthcoming you made me smile, nod in agreement and send you thanks for what you were saying. You are a leader and an amazing support and you deserve many thanks for your candor and effort in this documentary. Not only that, I very much enjoyed listening to you! Bravo beautiful!!

I don't know how many times threads went sour because someone used the wrong word or the politically incorrect word/expression for something. In this case, I think people are putting way too much emphasis on the word "best" and are forgetting to enjoy the pictures for what they are... Beautiful pictures of women with some featuring different sexy assets. Some of us have made suggestions in the past about renaming the "best bums on the planet" thread to alleviate some of the negativity and frustration expressed by some members but at the end of the day, no matter what the thread is called (while respecting the rules), members will still be posting the same kind of pictures in that thread... Beautiful sexy bums they personally appreciate. I have posted in the bum thread on more than one occasion and I have no regrets. I love beautiful women and yes, the cliché is true: beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I don't think my sexy buns were ever mentioned in that thread but hey, I'm confident enough to know I have a nice round spankable bum and it doesn't need to be posted in that thread to make me feel better or reinforce what I already know ;) I take no offense to it and simply enjoy the sexy pictures that are being posted (although I haven't visited that thread or others in a long time) without focusing on the thread title. Life is too short to start nitpicking at everything!

It happened less than a year ago and she has continued on with no issues.

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Another one of my favorites is this one of Emily J. Such a simple picture with a simple pose yet so beautiful and inviting.

Fetish play carries a stigma simply because of the lack of awareness. I often meet people who's boundaries have yet to be defined because they lack understanding of the fluid potential of the experience. They don't understand that the power dynamics are not cut and dried. It doesn't have to be painful or scary nor will it ever fit in a neat little box. That's the wondrous thing about sexual experience. It can be customized for each person to the letter, with each experience being tweaked to perfection. Restraints are now considered vanilla as are toys so imo the lines between the worlds are alread blurred. If one looks at the attendance of Sexapalooza here in Ottawa, the first year had the highest attendance for the shows history and continues to grow every year. This tells me that fetish isn't the taboo everyone thinks it is, it's mainstream. People just arent' ready to say it out loud yet. I do not distinguish between my vanilla or fetish worlds. Life is life and my inclinations are my own. I get bruised as often from vanilla play as I do when there is "fetish" involved so if someone has an issue with marks, all I can do is apologize for my genetics. I truly delight in opening up new experiences for my guests and many have walked paths they had never considered after I whispered in their ear the adventures they could have. The golden key is keeping an open mind to the very real fact that life isn't simple, clean or clear. It's delightfully complicated, messy and challenging; which I'm eternally grateful for. Any judgements issued on anothers interests springs from ignorant unawareness and should not be taken to heart as those are people that will have to learn in their own good time and we can't and shouldn't wait for them to have the "light bulb" moment. Malika, you are an extraordinary young woman with amazing talents that you constantly hone and perfect. I have seen your work and say "Stand proud and apologize to no one for it"... cat