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At the moment, brothels are completely illegal in Canada. This may change after the Supreme Court of Canada renders a decision, probably sometime next year, but I wouldn't expect changes to come quickly. According to the current laws, every companion who works independently is operating a "common bawdy house"--a brothel--even if she's the only one working there. Some ladies would like to share an in-call space with one, two or a few others. Many of us won't change anything, being content to carry on much as we always have but without the threat of criminal prosecution hanging over us. Undoubtedly, some brothels with many ladies will open if it's legally possible. Where, how and when that might happen is anyone's guess at this point, though. In large cities, municipal regulations will likely come into play that may limit where such establishments may be located, their hours of operation, etc. Expect for there to be considerable community resistance, at least initially, too. If you want to wait for legal changes and all the other things that would need to happen, expect to wait for quite a while. In the meantime, why not do some research, find a lady in your area who is well-respected and contact her? Believe me, we see lots of men who feel shy and uncertain about engaging with us. You can tell the lady of your choice that you're feeling nervous. She will be prepared to help you with that and I'm sure that you'll forget all about your nerves in no time!

Kissing, touching all over and a little extra fun every time! Let me help relax and rejuvenate your corporal parts while I tease and excite your most erogenous zones. I aim to totally please you... my absolute guarantee! I offer an unparallelled sensual massage that brings erotic massage to a new level. Looking for something a bit more exciting? Try my infamous Nuru Massage that's like a naked play time for adults! Schedule for this week: Monday to Friday 10am to 10pm and Saturday with 24hrs advance notice 11am to 6pm. For donations and more information please contact me! For a spontaneous rendez-vous within the same 24 hrs, call: 613-482-1553 or text: 613-909-8336. For advance booking (recommended), please call, text or email: [email protected]. You can also Click here to use my online schedule and check availability. Merci beaucoup! Your Jess

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Would it be wrong to say "bacon?"

I like Nicki because she always has something helpful to add to any conversation and tells it how it is. She also maintains a great balance of positivity and realism! :)

Thank you for visiting my personal profile. My companionship is well-suited for distinguished clientele who prefer confidentiality and privacy. You will find me a rare, special blend of exquisite beauty, integrity, and solid character. I am well-educated, articulate, genuinely kind, and possess a great sense of humor. I am also ultra-sophisticated, extremely feminine and posses a down to earth charm. I believe in treating people with dignity and respect, as this is very important to me. Taking extreme pride in my body and appearance, I am always impeccably groomed and dressed for any occasion. Most of all, I believe beauty comes from within then shines through on the outside. These qualities are paramount to a true exclusive luxury companion. I prefer to spend time with a very selective, mature man who enjoys a woman with an effervescent personality. I don't take anything for granted that life has to offer. :rockyou: I am a soft-spoken, passionate, and sensual woman who possesses a mixture of incredible sex appeal combined with a charismatic personality. I strive to put you at ease in any situation and this will be evident when you meet me. I enjoy intellectual conversation and laughter. If you are an affluent, distinguished gentleman who prefers a lady with a great attitude and demeanor, and who also enjoys quality over quantity, then I am for you. I like to kiss slowly, forgive quickly, laugh easily, and enjoy every moment to it's fullest. I have a very warm and caring personality that will make you feel like we've known each other for years. I have a college education and can appreciate intelligent conversation. I believe that intelligence, humor, wit, self-confidence (somewhat humbly so), resilience, strength of character, and a willingness to learn are incredibly important qualities to have and share so I tend to gravitate toward those who possess them as well. I would like to think that I'm the kind of woman who can awaken passion and stimulate the imagination. And I can only hope that others enjoy my company, as much as I will appreciate theirs. :milleunenuit: HERE UNTIL 9pm :shehot: [/color]

I prefer the scent of just fresh and clean on a lady no perfume at all. Similar to the last poster if I was not careful getting it all off the scent of perfume could lead to trouble. Plus I like to kiss and lick a ladies skin so scent in the mouth is not fun. However, I LOVE the scent of coconut on a ladies hair. I don't know why but it drives me mad.

Fellow hobbyists If this is your first visit be sure to check out.. RECO'S http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=R&t=82591PIC'S http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=6979 I am a M/A with an INCREDIBLE drive.. A nautarlist at heart <3 ME in the buff = YOU leaving happy :smile: I am petite but my presence and personality are larger than life. I have a soft approch and a HARD finish. My techniques are magical :smile: And I love to entertain. Lucky you ! My Schedule: Mondays 10 am to 2 pm Fridays 10 am to 4 pm Sundays 10 am to 9 pm Providing sessions full of sensuality with no strings attached Exclusively @ Angels

In terms of creativity I've thought that Emily's use of her toys to be quite cute and creative. Although I'm a little concerned about the big black one down in the left corner. Yikes! Additional Comments: Here's another one from Nathalie Lefebvre and her vintage black and white album. The cropping of the photo to just show the delicious curve of her bottom and arch of her back combine for a fantastic erotic image. Additional Comments: Another picture that I've always felt was a beautiful image was this photo of LolaCherie. The lighting is soft and natural and evokes the sense that this was a picture that was taken without her knowing. However, the smouldering sideways glance and her face framed by her arm combine for a very sensual image.

Me ;)

How would you like to have this woman all over you today? We will start in a soapy shower for 2. Then I'll lay you down and take care of your desires. I can't wait to slide all over your body ;) Today at CMJ west 10 - 4 Call 613-523-6199 or PM :) non members PM for info. Lets play!! xoxo Kelly

Actually i have 7 of them ( well six and a bullmastiff) I show 2 of them and have done quite well with them They are lovely though even if they are big and slobbery

Just thought I would post an opinion from the married guys. I prefer no scent at all for obvious reasons as it becomes a little hard to explain why you have eau de? on your person after a long day at work. I generally ask the sp for ltd to 0 scent prior to our meeting. Hopefully a shower is available just in case to erase the evidence. I want to continue this hobby as long as possible and avoiding unwanted scents is important for this purpose. Thanks for asking.

As someone who also loves old movies I have to say my 2 favourite oldtime movie stars are Cary Grant and Robert Mitchum mainly due to the fact their movies tend to remain fresh and timeless to this day. I also love the Thin Man series and the chemistry between William Powell and Myrna Loy (they also made another 6 movies outside of the Things Man series) In terms of film genres one of my favourites is film noir, which is why I like Robert Mitchum as much as I do. He played Phillip Marlowe later in his career when he was about 60 years old and he still had it. Lastly in terms of directors, my personal favourite is Alfred Hitchcock. Although he was the master of suspense he made a consistently excellent product for most of his career starting from silent movies up to the 1970's. As well he made a diverse selection of movies.

I like Midnite- Massage ( Traci) because she is thoughtful and sweet and makes new members and those already established feel appreciated for their contribution to Cerb. Thank-you Traci! xoxo

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Too funny! A few more for you: Lord of the Anal The Wizard of Anal 12 Anal Men Raiders of the Lost Anal (actually all the Indiana Jones titles work pretty well!) I'm tempted to simply take the title "Jaws" and change it to "Anal" just because the theme music could still apply: Da dum...da dum...da dum da dum DA DUM!

Oh the good ol' days and those "Good Vibrations" !!! I was a sucker for the Calvin Klein panty ads, Marky Mark covered EVERY inch of my wall and locker!

When I was really young (7 or 8), there used to be re-runs of WKRP in Cincinnati on right after school and Loni Anderson's big breasts used to give me that special feeling in my tighty whiteys!

Well said :) Just to touch on the point of free advertising, let's keep in mind why we are able to advertise for free on Cerb and why the picture threads are good for all of us: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=43015 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by MOD Q: Is cerb really FREE? A: No, Nothing is Free. Q: How can you run CERB for free? A: This site is a BUSINESS and is here to make money. It costs TENS OF THOUSANDS of dollars to run this site each year. Someone has to pay for that! You don't pay for using cerb and the handful of banner advertisers help but don't cover the cost of the servers per year let alone my salary! It appears free to you but your posts are content and your visits are traffic. Content = Search engine listings Search engine listings = Traffic Traffic = Money! This site is FREE to use for all of you and in return you are giving us your time, contributions and traffic. Someone has to pay the bills and in this "virtual" world website traffic is what pays the bills. Hard to imagine but that is how it works. The more traffic cerb.ca gets the more traffic it's sponsors receive (Advertisers on the site).

I will bring an awesome selection of bikinis so that the ladies can give a fashion show. For food. I make a wicked pasta salad with an Italian twist. For drinks, my secret Bloody Caesars. And as boxer/tighty whitey remover, a killer shooter which is also top secret!

I don't really care that much for scents and perfumes, although when used correctly a nice perfume definitely can catch one's attention and fires the imagination. I think every woman has her own wonderful scent, which mixes with perfumes in unique and exotic ways. perhaps my problem (if it is one) is that I simply adore the scent of a woman. I can't tell you my favourite scents, without attaching the names of the ladies that go with them. porthos

I don't usually wear perfume ( my fav is Romance by Ralph Lauren..subtle but fruity scent) as it usually is a discretion issue for some folks but I have been told my shampoo and body wash smell wonderful on me.;)

Hello Gentlemen, My name is Sasha I'm a young, fit MA with amazing certified massage skills that will make every part of your body tingle ;)... I'm 5"4, 120 lbs, perky b34, long black hair, tanned, cute round booty, juicy lips, hazel bedroom eyes and very fun and comfortable to be with.... I work at an upscale spa in west end Ottawa they have amazing customer service, the rooms include fresh linens and towels, hypoallergenic oils with avocado, and apricot extracts to make your skin silky smooth, relaxing music, large mirrors, black lights to set the mood, and ceramic stand up showers for you and I... We also have a large hot tub room for a more intimate session... Schedule: Today: 1:30pm-9pm Wednesday: 3:30pm-11pm Saturday: 3:30pm-9pm To get the massage you've been waiting for call or text 6132192358 Yours Always, Sasha xoxo

I'm sensitive to strong odors, so just something mild is about as specific as I can get. A little later is the visit, the scent of arousal pheromones tells me I'm doing well (I get off on pleasing). About the bacon perfume: looks like it's been done: (http://www.fargginay.com/bacon-classic.html) and (http://www.luulla.com/product/13856/roll-on-perfume-bacon-scented-perfume) Now smelling THAT would be a "I know you're a cerbie" surprise.

I've got my departure date set for leaving Ottawa.. the countdown is on and I won't be around much longer!!! Come see me before I leave and let's make some memories!! I'm a model tall 5'10, a curvy woman's body that's got the perfect shape you've been looking for! I've got bright green eyes that will put you in a daze and a smile that'll melt you inside. A bubbly, sweet and perky personality that'll get you smiling and feeling amazing! Call to book an appointment at 613-274-7073 and come in for an amazing sensual massage, slippery body slides and an ending you won't soon forget't soon forget! Schedule: Today until 9pm @ 1902 Robertson Road Tuesday 9am-9pm @ 1902 Robertson Road Thursday 3:30-11pm @ 65 Bentley xxxoo Let's play while we can!

On that note. Wake Me Up When September Ends by Green Day One by Metallica

Just smell fresh and clean. There is nothing better than the natural smell of a woman fresh from the shower. Posted via Mobile Device

This was very tough for me to choose just one. I finally decided on Brooke (girl #2). It was her nipples that did it for me. I just kept imagining playing with them

Claire...you are more than welcome to show up nakers :) even more than welcome if coming to MY backyard!

Arsenic and Old Lace is up there but my all time fave is Breakfast at Tiffany's. I also love the Dirty Harry movies.

Congrats on your first 100 buddy!!

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Congrats Brad on your 100 posts and your contribution to Cerb! Look forward to many more!

I don't think ones business is reflective of holidays but more to popularity, if an sp is well liked men will go out of their way to see her, no mater the time of year. During vacation times and holiday times business still has to be conducted and business men still travel. I would book your times around your comfort and abilities to provide. Advertise well and I'm sure you'll do well no matter the time of year:)

Cheryl Ladd And for those that watched the show Las Vegas she is still looks great in her late 50's ... and Valleri Bertinelli from One Day at a Time

Thank God Meg brought Bikinis! I showed up Naked ;) But I brought Dorrrrritos, and Mr.Big's ;)

That gaze... I feel like this might be a repost but doubt anyone will mind... Yeah, I'd spend my day staring at them too...

Just one change: rewire the human brain to remove the common, petty human instinct for tribalism. "Us vs. them." "My stuff is better than your stuff." "Our sports team is better than their sports team." "Our city is better than their city." "Our country is better than their country." "Our religion is better than your religion." If you step back and consider the planet as a whole, these things all look so trivial and ridiculous. We could accomplish so much more if we started working on shared goals, and treated all human beings as part our own very extended family.

Oh that's easy... "As good as it gets" of course!!

Did you know... ...The Clitoris is the only body part in either females OR males, in which it's only function is pleasure? :) ...the "glans" which is just the tip that you can see has over 8,000 nerve endings, nearly twice the amount on the head of a penis? ...only less than one quarter of the clitoris is visible and the internal parts rival the size of an adult penis? ...the clitoris will grow up to 4x between when a women hits puberty up until after 30 years of age? ...ancient cultures used to worship the divine vulva as the gateway for all of human life? Yup, it's pretty amazing! :) <-- All that yellow is the clitoris!

I'll get a part time job there for your amusement ;)

I love bikini season!! ; )

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My story starts at a young age. My family home was a bit of a struggle. Both parents were alcoholics. I had 2 older sister's that gave them the run for there money! My family forgot that I was still just a child. So at the tender age of 16 I decided to move out. Tried to finish high school, but was working at Dairy Queen too much.Even with a job, I could not make the rent and bills. I began to work in a massage parlor( fake ID, but I am sure they knew how young I was) This is the beginning. But when I was 19 I moved to Ottawa, I started dancing. To this day, that remains my favorite job! It was a different industry back then, you needed agents, you got a pay check, very clean and respectable( except for a few). I finished my GED there in Ottawa. I got to tour all over Canada dancing. After a few years, my parents divorced. They cleaned up their act.I went back to my home town, was home sick. I left as a child and came back a women at the age of 24. I tried dancing there( never had a strip bar there b4) but the industry had gone to hell by then over run with drugs, bad apple's, and dirty environment. Back in Ottawa, I was able to get work in some "normal" jobs, landscaping, bakery's etc... So I got work back home in these fields, but still can't make all the bills etc. So I returned to the SP industry. I think it is important to know throughout all this time I never never used drugs! Barley would drink! Now the independent provider's were not yet in practice( that I knew of) Off and on I would return to the industry. But I was not ashamed of it. I knew I was playing safe( more of prude then, then I am now, LOL)I also knew that I was helping people feel good about themselves. I liked that! Still do! Then for whatever reason, perhaps it was the people I was working for, at the age of 28 I tried some hard drugs, battled addiction for 2years.Strange isn't it? I waited so long to end up doing that. Now I am in my 30's, been clean for 3years. I now am an independent provider which means the world to me. I may not be the veterinarian that I dreamed of being as a child, but have held a professional pet grooming certificate for the last 12 years. But the most important part is that I like who I am! I am proud to be the honest, caring, intelligent,drug free, strong willed women that I have become despite what the statistics have to say!