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At the moment, brothels are completely illegal in Canada. This may change after the Supreme Court of Canada renders a decision, probably sometime next year, but I wouldn't expect changes to come quickly. According to the current laws, every companion who works independently is operating a "common bawdy house"--a brothel--even if she's the only one working there. Some ladies would like to share an in-call space with one, two or a few others. Many of us won't change anything, being content to carry on much as we always have but without the threat of criminal prosecution hanging over us. Undoubtedly, some brothels with many ladies will open if it's legally possible. Where, how and when that might happen is anyone's guess at this point, though. In large cities, municipal regulations will likely come into play that may limit where such establishments may be located, their hours of operation, etc. Expect for there to be considerable community resistance, at least initially, too. If you want to wait for legal changes and all the other things that would need to happen, expect to wait for quite a while. In the meantime, why not do some research, find a lady in your area who is well-respected and contact her? Believe me, we see lots of men who feel shy and uncertain about engaging with us. You can tell the lady of your choice that you're feeling nervous. She will be prepared to help you with that and I'm sure that you'll forget all about your nerves in no time!

Kissing, touching all over and a little extra fun every time! Let me help relax and rejuvenate your corporal parts while I tease and excite your most erogenous zones. I aim to totally please you... my absolute guarantee! I offer an unparallelled sensual massage that brings erotic massage to a new level. Looking for something a bit more exciting? Try my infamous Nuru Massage that's like a naked play time for adults! Schedule for this week: Monday to Friday 10am to 10pm and Saturday with 24hrs advance notice 11am to 6pm. For donations and more information please contact me! For a spontaneous rendez-vous within the same 24 hrs, call: 613-482-1553 or text: 613-909-8336. For advance booking (recommended), please call, text or email: [email protected]. You can also Click here to use my online schedule and check availability. Merci beaucoup! Your Jess

Sex in the Anal (city) The Amazing Spider Anus (Man) The Anal Stooges (Three) Anal Wars (Bride) The Anus Wears Prada (devil) Anus on Fire (man) Paranormal Anus (activity) Breaking Anal (Dawn) The Dark Anus Rises (knight) The Anal Candidate (manchurian) The Men Who Stare At Anal (goats)

I Am Anal (Legend) Anal (Monster) Squad Man On Anal (Fire) X-Men: First Anal (Class) Inglorious Anal (Basterds) Me, Myself and Anal (Irene) Shit....I could go on and on lol

All in the Anus (family) Night at the Anus (circus) It's a Wonderful Anus (life) Back to the Anus (future) tee hee

Would it be wrong to say "bacon?"

I like Nicki because she always has something helpful to add to any conversation and tells it how it is. She also maintains a great balance of positivity and realism! :)

Thank you for visiting my personal profile. My companionship is well-suited for distinguished clientele who prefer confidentiality and privacy. You will find me a rare, special blend of exquisite beauty, integrity, and solid character. I am well-educated, articulate, genuinely kind, and possess a great sense of humor. I am also ultra-sophisticated, extremely feminine and posses a down to earth charm. I believe in treating people with dignity and respect, as this is very important to me. Taking extreme pride in my body and appearance, I am always impeccably groomed and dressed for any occasion. Most of all, I believe beauty comes from within then shines through on the outside. These qualities are paramount to a true exclusive luxury companion. I prefer to spend time with a very selective, mature man who enjoys a woman with an effervescent personality. I don't take anything for granted that life has to offer. :rockyou: I am a soft-spoken, passionate, and sensual woman who possesses a mixture of incredible sex appeal combined with a charismatic personality. I strive to put you at ease in any situation and this will be evident when you meet me. I enjoy intellectual conversation and laughter. If you are an affluent, distinguished gentleman who prefers a lady with a great attitude and demeanor, and who also enjoys quality over quantity, then I am for you. I like to kiss slowly, forgive quickly, laugh easily, and enjoy every moment to it's fullest. I have a very warm and caring personality that will make you feel like we've known each other for years. I have a college education and can appreciate intelligent conversation. I believe that intelligence, humor, wit, self-confidence (somewhat humbly so), resilience, strength of character, and a willingness to learn are incredibly important qualities to have and share so I tend to gravitate toward those who possess them as well. I would like to think that I'm the kind of woman who can awaken passion and stimulate the imagination. And I can only hope that others enjoy my company, as much as I will appreciate theirs. :milleunenuit: HERE UNTIL 9pm :shehot: [/color]

I prefer the scent of just fresh and clean on a lady no perfume at all. Similar to the last poster if I was not careful getting it all off the scent of perfume could lead to trouble. Plus I like to kiss and lick a ladies skin so scent in the mouth is not fun. However, I LOVE the scent of coconut on a ladies hair. I don't know why but it drives me mad.

Fellow hobbyists If this is your first visit be sure to check out.. RECO'S http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=R&t=82591PIC'S http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=6979 I am a M/A with an INCREDIBLE drive.. A nautarlist at heart <3 ME in the buff = YOU leaving happy :smile: I am petite but my presence and personality are larger than life. I have a soft approch and a HARD finish. My techniques are magical :smile: And I love to entertain. Lucky you ! My Schedule: Mondays 10 am to 2 pm Fridays 10 am to 4 pm Sundays 10 am to 9 pm Providing sessions full of sensuality with no strings attached Exclusively @ Angels

In terms of creativity I've thought that Emily's use of her toys to be quite cute and creative. Although I'm a little concerned about the big black one down in the left corner. Yikes! Additional Comments: Here's another one from Nathalie Lefebvre and her vintage black and white album. The cropping of the photo to just show the delicious curve of her bottom and arch of her back combine for a fantastic erotic image. Additional Comments: Another picture that I've always felt was a beautiful image was this photo of LolaCherie. The lighting is soft and natural and evokes the sense that this was a picture that was taken without her knowing. However, the smouldering sideways glance and her face framed by her arm combine for a very sensual image.

Me ;)

How would you like to have this woman all over you today? We will start in a soapy shower for 2. Then I'll lay you down and take care of your desires. I can't wait to slide all over your body ;) Today at CMJ west 10 - 4 Call 613-523-6199 or PM :) non members PM for info. Lets play!! xoxo Kelly

Actually i have 7 of them ( well six and a bullmastiff) I show 2 of them and have done quite well with them They are lovely though even if they are big and slobbery

Just thought I would post an opinion from the married guys. I prefer no scent at all for obvious reasons as it becomes a little hard to explain why you have eau de? on your person after a long day at work. I generally ask the sp for ltd to 0 scent prior to our meeting. Hopefully a shower is available just in case to erase the evidence. I want to continue this hobby as long as possible and avoiding unwanted scents is important for this purpose. Thanks for asking.

As someone who also loves old movies I have to say my 2 favourite oldtime movie stars are Cary Grant and Robert Mitchum mainly due to the fact their movies tend to remain fresh and timeless to this day. I also love the Thin Man series and the chemistry between William Powell and Myrna Loy (they also made another 6 movies outside of the Things Man series) In terms of film genres one of my favourites is film noir, which is why I like Robert Mitchum as much as I do. He played Phillip Marlowe later in his career when he was about 60 years old and he still had it. Lastly in terms of directors, my personal favourite is Alfred Hitchcock. Although he was the master of suspense he made a consistently excellent product for most of his career starting from silent movies up to the 1970's. As well he made a diverse selection of movies.

I like Midnite- Massage ( Traci) because she is thoughtful and sweet and makes new members and those already established feel appreciated for their contribution to Cerb. Thank-you Traci! xoxo

The Good the Bad and the Anal Additional Comments: Dirty Anal (Harry) High Plains Anal (Drifter) 5 Easy Anals (Pieces) (Young) Anal Frankenstein (Fan) Anal Boys (Slap) Anal Shot There's Something about Anal (Mary) Fist Full of Anal (Dollars) laughing too hard have to quit

Too funny! A few more for you: Lord of the Anal The Wizard of Anal 12 Anal Men Raiders of the Lost Anal (actually all the Indiana Jones titles work pretty well!) I'm tempted to simply take the title "Jaws" and change it to "Anal" just because the theme music could still apply: Da dum...da dum...da dum da dum DA DUM!

Oh the good ol' days and those "Good Vibrations" !!! I was a sucker for the Calvin Klein panty ads, Marky Mark covered EVERY inch of my wall and locker!

When I was really young (7 or 8), there used to be re-runs of WKRP in Cincinnati on right after school and Loni Anderson's big breasts used to give me that special feeling in my tighty whiteys!

Well said :) Just to touch on the point of free advertising, let's keep in mind why we are able to advertise for free on Cerb and why the picture threads are good for all of us: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=43015 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by MOD Q: Is cerb really FREE? A: No, Nothing is Free. Q: How can you run CERB for free? A: This site is a BUSINESS and is here to make money. It costs TENS OF THOUSANDS of dollars to run this site each year. Someone has to pay for that! You don't pay for using cerb and the handful of banner advertisers help but don't cover the cost of the servers per year let alone my salary! It appears free to you but your posts are content and your visits are traffic. Content = Search engine listings Search engine listings = Traffic Traffic = Money! This site is FREE to use for all of you and in return you are giving us your time, contributions and traffic. Someone has to pay the bills and in this "virtual" world website traffic is what pays the bills. Hard to imagine but that is how it works. The more traffic cerb.ca gets the more traffic it's sponsors receive (Advertisers on the site).

I will bring an awesome selection of bikinis so that the ladies can give a fashion show. For food. I make a wicked pasta salad with an Italian twist. For drinks, my secret Bloody Caesars. And as boxer/tighty whitey remover, a killer shooter which is also top secret!

Favourite old movie - Gone with the Wind

Anal Mile (8mile) Anal Daycare (Daddy) When Harry met Anal (Sally) Run Anal Run (Lola) AnalMan (Bat/Super/Spider) Invaders of the Lost Anal (Ark)

Hard Core Anal (Hard Core Logo) - (that one actually works really well lol) Anal Snaps (Ginger Snaps) - OUCH!

The Gunner's Dream - Pink Floyd

John Lennon: Give Peace a Chance

I think I will consult with some professionals in order to create a bacon scented perfume that I will keep to myself so that old dog will visit more often :) lol

It's never wrong to say bacon. Haha

Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman

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I went to Miss Sophia this Friday and she and her friend was the friendliest ladies I have met. We had wine together and browsed their personal photo shots. Are we talking about the same person?

If you can speak Japanese there is a lively market for straight, white males there. I had a friend who worked as an escort in Japan and mostly catered to wealthy big-name Japanese wives whose husbands were frequently busy.

Two nights ago I was loading some material into the truck. Hooked up a 3' long bungee cord to secure the load. I had to stretch it full length and just as I turned my back on the fixed end, it let go and hit me in the back of the head. "Ow" I said. Actually "Fucking Ow" I said. The point of impact was too numb to feel pain but the feeling of warm blood running down my neck brought home the feeling of stupidity. Glad no one could see this happen in this dark parking lot. It's just between you and me. Never turn your back on a unsecure bungee.

Usually I do not allow address's posted (i ask that that info be PM'd) but in this case I think it may be best to keep it up as they obviously are using fake photos and fake names it's easy to change a phone number but at least this gives you all a better heads up. I hate bait and switch and crappy scams like this.

I prefer lady #2, both for her looks and the quality of the pics, but, really, the two are outstandingly attractive... Thanks Cato! toine

hmmmm such a huge question with so many answers.... I would have tolerance and being non judgmental as "normal" behavior and would throw political correctness somewhere non flammable and burn it to the ground. I would love to see the view where cell phones are additions to life not life itself. More personal conversations with REAL words! I would have transporter technology. The earth should really be a small place and able to be sampled by everyone. Plus we should be able to see anyone we want at anytime we feel like. I would take politics and greed out of so many arenas. One example, hunger. For the amount of food we have, throw away, and use as a bargaining chip, there really should be no need. If $30/month can feed a village then why is there even hunger if they are raising millions of dollars? Solve the problems, get rid of the BS in the middle. Cancer is another. If there really IS a cure, the people should be more important than pharmaceutical companies. And since this was all so serious....I think that whenever anyone is feeling down, KC & the Sunshine band should be put on so everyone can "Do a Little Dance, Make a Little Love" :bddog:

I've had cats, hamster, fish, ferrets, wife and dogs. I don't think there was a time in my life I did not have a pet. Currently I have 3 dogs. 2 mini dachshund and one standard. My eldest is currently 6 and I loved her from the first day I saw her at the pet shop. She is my little miracle dog. When I first got her, she seemed fine but a few days later she wasn't eating and barely playing which was unusual for a puppy. So I brought her to the vet and it turned out she had parbo which is usually fatal in puppy hence that why they get vaccinated against it. According to the owner of the store she had her first shot but had no proof since the document she tried to pass off was clearly for a different dog. The owner of the pet store refused to reimburse any of the thousands of dollars spent on her. She wanted me to return the sick dying dog who would not last another day and she would give me a different dog. I was already in love with this one and beside why would I want to leave it die? I had to take the chance and I'm glad I did cause she survived. Worth every penny spent for the joy she brings me. Never did I buy another pet from a store. My to other I got from different breeders. My second one I got cause I felt bad when she alone so why not get her a friend. Then recently got my third and its so funny to watch them chase each other. Losing a pet is so hard and to be honest when one dies not to long after I end up getting another which helps me with coping the lost one. Although I miss them from time to time, but I try to remember how happy they were and how spoiled they where and I'm glad I was able to provide the best home I could for them.

Well lets hope there isn't jealousy. As an sp knowing our clients are going to see others is a fact of the business and to get so attached to someone that you would become jealous if they did would be silly and unproductive for either party. But some sps do fall for their clients and some clients do fall for their sps. Jealousy imo is a form of hate and if you were to care for anyone you'd want them to be happy, fulfill their needs and desires and advance in life, so if you were jealous of them none of these feelings would be met and you certainly couldn't truly care for them. I wouldn't worry as to how some of your chosen ladies react to being seen or not seen, just treat them right when you are with them. That's all we can expect from any client, to want a client all to ourselves isn't realistic or reasonable. There's an old saying if you set a bird free and it doesn't come back it wasn't yours if it does it was!

Tom Clancys- Rainbow 6 Chris Kyle- Sniper (pretty sure that's the title, fantastic read)

Here's me splashing about in the Windigo Falls in the Laurentides!

Was on chat earlier but is hard to relax an tan on mu bikini while keeping all conversations lol