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Just wanted to remind everybody with the hot days we've been having its not acceptable to leave pets, babies or even helpless elderly in a car while you run errands. Leaving a small crack in the window doesn't allow sufficient air circulation to keep it cool enough to stay in a car for long periods of time with out a/c. Yesterday I went to The hardware store and some inconsiderate person left there dog in the car with a crack in the window. So when I got in the store I kindly asked a clerk if they could kindly make an announcement over the intercom. The girl wasn't sure she could do that so she contacted her manager meanwhile I continued on my way to pick up what I needed. I was about 15-20min in the store never heard an announcement. So when I arrived back outside the dog was still in the car. I noticed that the door was left unlocked and I opened the door then proceeded to tie the dog to the vehicle and gave it some water and left a note on the windshield of the car. I stated if you hadn't left your door unlocked I would have left you a Brocken window instead of this reminder not to leave your dog inside a car on a hot sunny day. I heard on the news that in ottawa you can contact the animal humane society and they would come and help the animal. Since I was on the Quebec side I wasn't sure who to call and beside how long would it of taken them so I took matters in my own hands. Probably wasn't the best idea since the owner could have came out causing a confrontation which for me, I try to avoid those type of situation but I did what I thought was the best idea at that time.

I don't mean to hijack this thread, and for that, I apologize Empty83. I simply wanted to address this concern by RyleeLove. Rylee, everyone practices safer sex differently, and we (at least I hope I can speak collectively here) do not tolerate judgment about these types of practices on CERB. The only safe sex is no sex at all, which isn't very fun. That being said, people (be they SPs or not) make educated decisions about their sexual health and evaluate risk based on a huge array of factors. Is it possible to get an STI from unprotected oral sex? Yes. However, the statistics are incredibly low, and there are various things people can do to mitigate that risk. It's definitely not a safe sex nono. It might be for you, but not for all. In terms of the original question, I find it very sexy when a partner achieves orgasm, no matter how that happens :) Personally, I don't offer some of the acronyms listed there, but it's definitely hot to see both men and women orgasm.

I posted this in 2011 on here. This simple act of kindness saved me long ago... This is a most difficult question to answer. In my life I have seen some of the most vile and disturbing acts anyone can ever imagine. I've served in Bosnia 3 times, Croatia twice, Kosovo twice, Afganistan twice officially and 4 times on short stays, and Iraq twice. Recently early in the summer, I was also in another war zone. This is an experience I would not wish on anyone, what you see in the movies gives you no concept of the realities of war. I was very happily out of it all, when I was asked last fall to go back and take on a slightly different job. Is this something that I regret, no. It was a very difficult decision to make, and I made it for the right reasons. Why, because protecting those who cannot protect themselves is always worth the risk. So what is it that inspires me? A moment in time, I sometimes ask myself if it was even real. During some of the worst fighting in Iraq, something outstanding occurred. We were in Az Zubayr, it was I figure around 6am. Fighting had been raging all night and I was on almost no sleep for 3 days. I came around a corner with the young soldier who still serves with me today, weapons were up and ready. I still don't know what caused either one of us to hesitate, something didn't feel right for whatever reason. As we came around the corner there was a little girl standing there. I don't know why she was there, she must have been maybe 6 or 7, but she smiled at us. Both of us lowered our guard just so she knew we would not hurt her, she reached down and picked two little flowers that were growing next to the wall and walked over and gave them to us. The young soldier and I looked at each other in amazement....how could something like this happen here, in this place, under these circumstances? Then she smiled again and walked away...I still wonder how any of it was ever real! Well it was real, I still have that flower tucked away in a very safe place. It reminds me that no matter how terrible things can get, there is always something that can make you smile and remind us, there is some good in this world! My grandfather said to me as a very young boy, "Do what's right, not what's easy". I live by those words every day, and will never give up hope on humanity.

ooh, ahh, hmmm, yea, ohhh....... well just plain yummy, what is better than an orgasm! I love watching a man cum, and no Empty its not part of the job its part of the enjoyment.:)The point of having sex, for me that is, is to turn my man on, to make him feel as good as possible, to make him have a toe curling big O and I'll do my absolute naughty best to accomplish that goal because as I said, there is nothing hotter than watching a man cum, on me or in me:bj2:

I plan to NOT get out of my pajamas, unless it is to take them off completely and receive a gentleman caller. Otherwise, my plan is to: * snuggle my pets * watch The Sopranos * order delivery (it's a holiday, no cooking allowed [unless it's on a barbecue]) * masturbate Not necessarily in that order, and repeat tasks as needed

Considering the recent discussions here on CERB about fat/skinny body shaming, I wanted to share this amazing website that I came across today! "The Nu Project is a series of honest nudes of women from all over the world. The project began in 2005 and has stayed true to the original vision: no professional models, minimal makeup and no glamour. The focus of the project has been and continues to be the subjects and their personalities, spaces, insecurities and quirks." It is quite a remarkable collection of photographs of a wide variety of real women. It is a showcases and celebrates the beauty in ALL women's bodies, in their natural state. All unique and beautiful in their own way! :) www.thenuproject.com Enjoy!

I have always been more a giver than a receiver... In many ocations I have open the door of my home to friends that were new immigrants to Canada and helping people in general fulfills me.. I care lots about my friends and people around me... But there was this one particular occation last summer, I came home, after work, went to the liquor store to buy some wine, just as I was leaving I noticed this old gentleman just sittinmg on the ground with his little doggie, asking for some food for his dog (not even for him) he wanted food for his little friend... I am not a person to give money, so I went into the grocery store right beside me.. Grabbed a big bag of doggie food, and a hole cooked bbq chicken some salad and home fries... Brougjt them out to this guy... His eyes watered and he was so thankful, I then asked him if he had a home.. He said yes, I ll have to walk there now because I don't have money for the bus, I asked him where it was, it turned out to be very close and on my way home, so I told him come with me I will drop you off... We had a little chat on the way... I was very moved and as soon as I dropped him of I broke into tears... I gave god a big thank you for blessing me with good health and all the other perks, sometimes we take for granted just the fact that we are able to eat every day...

No Empty it doesn't bother me as my clients choices don't affect my ego nor my pocket book. I don't rely on this as my sole income so I am able to live comfortably without this , I'd have to be a bit more frugal but my day to day expenses have been covered. I think you are being smart by taking a break or stepping back form a provider you have become attached to since most sp hobby relationships are started for monetary reasons or some kind of kink, not for finding a mate. I guess I'm wired perfectly for doing this as I just don't go there I don't attach to people that way, I love the company of men from time to time but love it when they leave as well:)

I'm sorry Empty that you have to be so guarded with your feelings when hobbying and its never alright for an sp to lead anyone on. When I first started meeting cerb men I always mentioned to many before they left the name of another woman, and, in all cases I was asked why I wanted to give my business away. I explained that I just wanted them to be aware that there were other beautiful ladies if they didn't want to see me again. I must say their reaction confused me as I thought referring and recommending was part of the experience. I am always happy to meet with nice guys repeatedly, if they so choose, if they don't that's fine too. Either way its never taken personally. In this lifestyle one should understand that most providers are in this for monetary reasons, not to form emotional bonds.

Hey Folks Well I'm proud to say that I preformed my very first Sounding session today. It wasn't as difficult as I thought it would be. My client certainly enjoyed the new experience. Here's a link to more info on Sounding: http://www.thechaingang.com/article/sounding-male-sexual-pleasure-318/ If you'd like to try a new sensation on your Willy.. PM me for more info. It's really not as bad as it "Sounds"..haha Take Care Ms.Samantha

Think its safe to say almost all men love seeing a lady during orgasm. Whether watching her moan and squirm, even some who squirt. So I've never that of it the other way, understanding give a man an orgasm is usually part of the job but is this a turn on? What do you woman like about? I've been reading some of the threads on here cof/cob/cim and understand that some men enjoy this. I personally never done intentionally done that. Do woman enjoy this or is it more of a tolerance and allow this to please the man? What's your thoughts?

Hey Empty, Just a suggestion here, but have a look at Social Groups and spend some time on the Oral section (& others) and check out the facial shots and mini videos. It great research time well spent.

During the day whenever I have a thought about someone who makes me smile or excites me or whatever, I like to drop a note just so they know I was thinking of them. Sometimes it's nice to know that you're on someone's mind. Sometimes it's the little things that mean the most! Miss Sophia V.....YOU are an amazing and special lady and you never fail to impress me with your inner beauty!

Additional Comments: A little too much tung.... Additional Comments: Additional Comments: Beating the heat....

Most clubs should be! Some might just have slightly reduced hours though. Barb's, for example, isn't opening until 1pm and won't have a lunch buffet.

I think that giving other ladies a heads up is a good idea and it is done. It isn't a bad date listing per say but a "take this booking with caution" for the girls that have to pay per use on the rental of their space whether they do the appointment or not. Some girls share space, others rent hotel rooms etc and if they know there is a chance he may flake, she may prefer to book him on a day when she has another solid appointment as well. It will also allow her to make an informed decision in the event she has 2 requests for the same time and one is potential NC/NS. Ladies that have a fixed incall over head can decide if they actually have the time to waste before booking the appointment. Many of us will take the chance if we don't have something else more promising to do but there are days that a WOT can completely screw up our schedule AND our needed income stream for the week so if we have knowledge that he's a bit flaky we can make an informed decision. Short of him laying in intensive care or the morgue, there is no reason that someone couldn't contact the provider in the 12 hours following a NS except a blatant lack of respect for our time... cat

Thanks Empty, this is so important to pay attention to. So please, please when you see a dog, baby, left unattended in a vehicle, especially in the heat of summer report it and follow up to make sure the idiot, yes idiot that committed this offence, and I say offence because in Nova Scotia it is illegal to leave a dog unattended in a car, is found and reprimanded properly. And may I thank you for doing what was right:) as it only takes minutes for a care to heat up to unbearable temperatures.

I love watching a guy a cum .. afterall I worked so hard for it I want to enjoy it too

As I've gotten older I've seemed to unintentionally develop a non-ejaculation orgasm which has the usual intensity :). The real fun is the second one which seems to ratchet up in intensity and the subsequent ejaculation volume is prodigious. Cool :) Peace MG

Well, the main thrust of the article seems to be that people continue to be exploited despite the legalization of prostitution in Germany. I don't think this is entirely surprising; you can see exactly the same in other legal industries where a lot of immigrants end up (e.g. construction and agriculture). Even legal immigrants can be very dependent on the people who brought them in due to language and cultural barriers; it's worse, obviously, for those who aren't in the host country legitimately.But you don't see article written about the construction and agriculture industries, because they're just not going to get the same reader interest as one focused on prostitution will. This is a problem with cheap and immobile labour, not with prostitution per se. It has more to do with the proximity of a wealthy economy (Germany) and poorer ones (Romania, Hungary) with relatively easy transport links and immigration procedures between them. That's always going to lead to potentially exploitative employment. Although the article spends a great deal of time bewailing the fate of young ladies in Germany, and the fact that there seems to be little political will to change the law again, it really makes no serious effort to examine or propose alternatives. Sweden and Holland get a brief mention. New Zealand isn't mentioned at all. Decriminalization (rather than legalization) isn't considered in the slightest. Neither are conditions in jurisdictions in which either prostitution or activities relating to it are illegal. All we get is some vague idea of a Utopia in which prostitution is illegal, and all the girls magically vanish. I can't shake the feeling that what the authors really want is for prostitution to become illegal again, and then the next article can just say, "Well, it sucks, but what they're doing is illegal so it's their own fault and we don't need to care." That might assuage their middle-class guilt, but it won't help anybody.

Quite apart from what Nat said (which which I agree 100%), it's entirely possible to have orgasms without oral sex being involved. I suspect autofellatio is beyond most of us guys, and yet I think it's not too much of a stretch to assume that most of us manage to achieve orgasm while alone. And there are plenty of MAs around who create - and presumably enjoy - orgasms from their clients on a regular basis, too...

I think if women saw one another as men see us we may be less critical of one another. There is no one that is harder on another woman than another woman. Men don't see our flaws the way we see them. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder but the beholder should realize beauty comes in all shapes,sizes and colors and true beauty isn't always visible.

Just a lovely post and reminder about a woman's beautiful natural look. We are all victims, men and women to the Hollywood glamour look. Some men really believe that a woman ought to look like the pictures we see in mags, TV and of course the wonderful net. Thank you to those that do not, I have visitors tell me all the time not to fuss and fume with my "look", they are coming to visit me not my dress and all that adorns. Thanks guys!! :icon_smile: I am just as much a victim as I fall all the time and forget that I am beautiful just as I am. Seems these days there is always something that needs fixing or doing extra to shine. It is much nicer to shine through our love and actions than the dress or body we present. Such a delima isn't it for all of us?

Hey my darlings !!, I have decided to start this thread because I find that it is important to all of us to know what are the "turn on" and "turn offs" for you guys and also for us SPs. I would like to open this conversation to more than just physical preferences for example , location, outfits , types of services, ackward experiences, communication experience when booking, what kind of adds, pictures etc... I also invite my dear colleagues to share in this thread as I think it is equally important for both parties to share opinion on this matter. I am going to start sharing about myself first... Turn on's (or likes) : - Gentlemen: What woman doesn't like a distinguished man who is polite, respectful...and has class? - Touching, sharing, kissing, massaging: Some women like to be pleased too. A nice massage, a few caress, a sweet kiss on the neck are things that if well done, would turn on most women. :) Personnally, I like kisses on the neck. - Good communication: Getting to know you a little bit before we start make things easier. Don't be shy, tell us about what you like/dislike before the session. The experience will be more enjoyable for everyone. - Cleanliness: That's why we'll offer you to take a shower. If you know what I mean..;). - Punctuality: Usually, we have a schedule and many appointments during the day. It's expected to give a notice if your running late. ;) Besides that, personally, I love pleasing and being pleased. There's a lot of things that turn me on during sex. If you want to know how to pleased me personally, PM me. It'd be a pleasure. ;) Turn off's (or dislikes) : - Negotiation on rates: I understand why people try to negotiate on rates but this is a luxury and if you can't afford it, then don't do it. The rates that we put are based on the cost of doing business (room fees, ads, amenities, traveling fees, companionship, etc.) and also on the quality of woman you get as your companion. When you start negotiating when you come to your appointment, it isn't motivating to give you the best service. Does it turns you off when things are getting hot and exciting with a girl and she decides to bring up the options list or ask for money upfront for the options?It kills the mood eh?! I hope you understand my point of view. - Not having a good hygiene: It's not cool. Bad hygiene is NEVER a turn on. I had to mention it because it had happened to me often. Get some deo guys !!! If your a client/sp, or bf/gf, husband/wife, or whatever, have some common sense and take a shower and smell good. Also, try to maintain a good hygiene down there. The experience with any girl will be much better. :) - Overstaying an appointment : Don't get me wrong, I like to take my time and I don't like to rush. It happens to me that someone booked me for 1hour and he gets off really fast. Since he booked me for an 1hr and paid the full price, I will give him companionship during the rest of the time so he gets what he paid for. In the same view, I had several experiences where people didn't respect their appointments.I can understand 5-10 mins extras. But when it starts becoming 20-30 mins most of us providers, would appreciated a man with the decency to leave on time or to at least tip. The thing is, we might have other appointments coming or phone calls to answer, emails to answer or other things to do. As much fun as it can be, don't forget that we are working too. :) - Not showing up: Things happens and if someone cannot make it to an appointment, I think it would be respectful to inform the other person. It's like in any business. And this business is no different. Cancelling without notice and not showing up to an appointment is very frustrating... It's a waist of time and money. It's ok if somethings comes up, just let us know. Maybe, there is someone who wish to take your place...? ;) - Rudeness and vulgarity: As you guys like a well traveled, well educated woman, we too like gentlemen. Please be a gentlemen. If not, it kills the mood. Most ladies have no tolerance for rude or rough behavior, disrespect, etc. If you're rude, expect to be turned down. Among other obvious things that could turn off most people: blocked numbers, overcalling/overtexting, threats, not being discrete, etc. What about you guys ? (or girls) What turn you on/off ? PS: I believe in the notion of constructive criticism so guys I don't want this to turn into a bitching session!! ..;)

Just finished watching The Illusionist again, have to say it's in my top movies list !

Thanks to my allergies and forgetting to take my medication, I have puffer fish in place of my eyes!

These may be repeats as I did not had the patience to go though all the seven pages: Anal (Forrest) Gump Total Anal (Recall) Buffy the Anus (vampires) Slayer Snow White and the Seven Anus (drawfts) Who`s coming to Anal (dinner) Tarzan, Lord of the Anal (jungle) Band of Anus (Brothers) Anus (Love) Story Bad Anal (Teacher)

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I just finished watching the movie Sinister and have to say I was quite disappointed, however, the last movie I saw in theatres was Fast 6 and was not disappointed one bit!

Happy Belated Birthday! I hope you had an awesome day!

Gina at Vibe gives a very good massage, nice and hard. Also Kelly at CMJ, not as hard, but still very nice and relaxing. Polydeuces

I had an uncle that did this for just over 10 years. We were very close and spent many an hour fishing and drinking beer together and talking. He was a bachelor and never married, a very successful business man for years, was on the road a great deal of the time and retired when he was 51. Over 10 ish years post retirement he was a "sugar daddy" and he used that term with me. The two ladies he spent time over those years (one for 6 years one for 4 ) were around 30 years old. It was not all about the sex for him and it was never about naivety, control or money savings. It was about much needed companionship and something that he felt was what suited his lifestyle and how he wanted to live his life. He continued it until his health caused him mega problems with travelling. Let me tell you.....he was a sad man when he couldn't go see his lady friend :( I actually met the first of the two ladies he spent time with and she was a real sweetheart !! They did a lot of fun stuff together and had a true bond. even though YES money was involved. I guess my point is that there are scenarios in life that maybe don't seem right to many or the majority of people, nor practical, but to others in this world it makes them very very happy.

Mr Happy for my significant appendage!

Yep. Zoe D is at least six feet tall and fantastic to spend time with!

I don't find it degrading at all :) It's just as sexy as my mess all over his chin! ;)

I love everything about cum shots...the more cum the better...love the feeling of cum squirting in my mouth...feeling the cock throbbing, pearl necklace, COB...and to hear a man cum...oh my! even hotter!!! so gents...let it out in every sense of the word! the only place i do not enjoy cum is on my face...IMO I feel its degrading...but that just me! ;)

I have an IUS (hormonal IUD) - bam! no periods! :D

Like Samantha, I consider myself to be a companion. At times a label is simply a matter of semantics, but I do believe this term to be a much more representative of the type of experience I offer. It is also representative of my attitude while I'm hosting. Like Cat, I consider my clients to be guests. Colloquially I will sometimes refer to my guests as clients. I've used patron in advertising before, but I never (ever) use "John" or "Hobbyist". "John" as a term really homogenizes all clients, and it also reinforces stereotypes about the 'typical' client we hear about in the media which we all know isn't accurate. I've never really understood the term 'hobbyist' to be honest.

This question comes up all the time. The RMT will lose their license. Do not mix the two.

Stay away..she is known street walker in Saint John....

Ok, this is beginning to plumb the depths of stupidity.. The place mentioned is a fucking nail and pedicure salon.. Yes they do flexology, which means some lady crushes the living shit out of your feet for 30 minutes.. Why don't you guys go find a real sp and get yourselves safely laid? And stop posting this nonsense.. Please.. please make it stop.. :(

I agree with Cristy, and with everyone else who has posted in this thread. While I support Canadians traveling to Switzerland to access the services of Dignitas, it means that only those who can afford the travel expenses can die with peace, and dignity. That makes my heart ache, because there are a lot of people in Canada who simply can't afford those kinds of services, but desperately want them. I think it should be decriminalized. Here's a news article from the 26th about the debate: http://canadaam.ctvnews.ca/assisted-suicide-debate-reignited-with-death-of-canadian-in-switzerland-1.1254921

I love all women, all shapes and sizes. Every one of you are perfect just the way you are. As Cristy said, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I'd also like to add that true beauty transcends the physical... it's the shining inner beauty in each of you that I admire most.

I am curious to get some opinions on this topic. I recently had a client tell me he was turned off by implants,saying they don't feel the same as natural breasts. I myself am considering implants in the near future however I am still young and the up keep,required is costly when getting them done at a young age.. Anyone care to share there opinion.