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I'm sure it doesn't have to be said to a lot of people here but when visiting an SP, discretion goes a long way. When she gives specific instructions, please follow them and don't deter from them for what you think is just for your own safety and discretion. When an SP asks someone to do something where protocol is concerned, it's for a reason. Please don't go against it as it will only work against you. A person attempting to play secret agent and thinking they're going unnoticed only makes things worse for the SP and her stress level. This includes hanging around in her building, shouting her escort name at the intercom in the building saying they're there for an apt, hanging around in their car in the area she lives in and a client not parking where they were told to. It can be comparable to an SP going to a client's house on a outcall and have some person take her there in an old, loud junker car and she gets out wearing clothing that is less than discrete. I'm sure the client would be mortified wondering if any of their neighbors had just witnessed that or what they were thinking Someone thinks by parking way down the street and walking quite a ways isn't noticed by anyone? To someone living in the area, they would think to themselves, why wouldn't they have just parked at the person's house? People notice things like that and if a client is given specific instructions, please follow them. A client doesn't like to see neighbors after they've parked further down the street and have to walk past them after the fact. Had the person just parked their car as directed, they could have just gotten in their car and drove away. Playing secret agent doesn't always make a person invisible. In fact, it's drawing more attention to themselves. Sometimes the best way for a person to be discrete is to be out in the open and act like they belong there. And also when a client is playing secret agent with an SP, this makes her very weary and less inclined to go through with the appt. I've turned a few people away as a result of this. In an SP's environment and surroundings, she is aware of what is going on as opposed to the client going into unchartered territory. While this can be nerve wracking for some clients to visit an SP and worried about being jumped by some Bubba behind the door, it is best to do your homework first. However, and as far as I know, SPs here on Cerb are not into bait and switch tactics, robbing clients, etc. For both SP and client, neither of them know what they are walking into and I understand this. It can also be said for SPs who are inviting people into their own space and often times not knowing what to expect can also be very stressful. However, those who don't follow instructions don't seem to care about their actions after not listening to the SP and then get all worried about it after, it's their own fault. When I ask someone to do something it's for a good reason and that is discretion. I get very upset when people go against what I say and I'm saying it for a reason...for mine and yours. It's almost as if I'm knocking and no one is answering and it's extremely frustrating not to mention disrespectful. If some can't follow instructions and are inconsiderate and indiscrete to discretion and protocol then it's not someone I want to see. Clients demand discretion and I expect the same in return. Thanks for your consideration.

Yes, I reply to PMs, emails, voicemails asap. However, text messages, and missed calls, if it is much later, I might not reply as I am not sure if it is ok to reply. Of course, the obvious idiots "can I fuck your ass" will never get a reply.

I'd have to disagree with this. I can't perform with a condom either and I don't consider myself as having any kind of problem. I just simply can't stand 'em. Which is why I do NOT see SP's for FS. And why I only reserve actual intercourse for when I am in a serious, committed, monogamous relationship (no, I don't see SP's when I'm in a relationship...no judgments being made, I'm just personally not comfortable with it). Sex does not require vaginal or anal penetration to be considered good sex. There's plenty of different ways to pleasure each other. You said it yourself, sex is as much mental and emotional as anything else. I don't think the problem is the OP's aversion to condoms. I think his problem is not being able to refrain from FS even if it puts himself and others in danger...THAT'S the problem.

LOL. :sm185: Okay, if we couldn't decide from his previous posts, we definitely know this is a troll now. There is no longer any doubt.

Similar threads started in the newbie section that could be helpful: Discretion and the Importance of Following Protocol at an SP's Location http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=135381 The Importance of following Instructions.... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=78942 Additional Comments: And somewhat relevant to this discussion: A ladies location: info to never be shared http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=109295

These terms have no connection to advance donations and just because you prepay doesn't mean you'll be put on a "special" list. All sp's want all their clients to feel special and enjoy a quality encounter, no matter how much is paid and how:) Advance donations may be required by some providers to be assured of a clients seriousness in keeping a booking. Ymmv simply means as Meaghan explained and msog, the same. Each and every lady has their own booking preferences and offers different styles of services and options, best to discuss this with your chosen girl.

Seriously, you have issues that need to be addressed before you even consider seeing a professional companion. And in all seriousness I can't imagine any professional companion seeing you, when you want to do cocaine and say you don't like or value your life. Statements and behaviours like that are red flags You should close your CERB account, you really don't belong here Instead, you need to get professional assistance and get your life sorted out Here is a link that offers information for you to get you professional assistance http://www.mentalhealthhelpline.ca/Home/FAQ But you need to ask for the help RG

I would like to refer you to this section of the CERB rules: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/faq.php?faq=vb_faq#faq_discussillegal Which basically says don't discuss illegal activities here, and doing drugs definitely falls under this category. From what I've learned of the ladies here, I suspect most would reject a gentleman wanting to do drugs in their presence, or even under the influence of drugs when they arrive. Heck, I wouldn't even attempt a post-coital cigarette.

You need to look at CERB rules http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/faq.php?faq=vb_faq#faq_rules No discussion of illegal activities and drugs are illegal RG

Thank you so much everyone! :) This is so awesome, I feel so special and appreciated! :) Your kind thoughts mean so much to me, and they are especially meaningful because it's just out of the blue, for no particular reason! :) It's like getting flowers when there is no special occasion - it makes it just that much more special! :) Thank you xoxo

Lets here your seductive ways ladies. What's your favourite way to seduce a man? I like to take my guy by the hand and lure him to my bed where from be hind I grab his chiseled chest, tracing my fingertips along his body working my way up to his neck then slowly I blind fold him. Laying him on he bed gently restraining his hands and legs. I then kiss him passionately and begin my seduction... Stimulating his lips and tongue with strawberries and more. Gently grazing his tongue lips with my nipples while I glide my fingertips up and down his shaft .. A feather drifting across his oh so sexy body. Stimulating and tantalizing him until he begs for me to release him to have his way with me. Alright ladies... I will leave you to it. Lets here your hot seductions. Kisses, Lexi http://www.LexiChampagne.com

So most people are busy, we all have our day to day routines, work schedules, kids, pets, me time, ect, allotted times for this or that. So when you get pm's, emails, texts, voice mails, not referring to sp/client appts, but any others. Do you respond asap, within a certain period of time, to all, only few..... I respond to all my pm's and any other correspondence, so long as they are polite and not silly-rudely silly I mean. I think its only polite to do so. If someone takes the time to reach out to me I thinks its only polite to respond. What's your opinion?

Is it just me, or does a user, named Jessica, who is identified as female in the profile, mentioning have her "balls" touched seem odd?

Manners is a pet peeve of mine so I make one contact (always friendly and polite) and if no response is forthcoming in a reasonable time I simply move on. No one is that special and it makes no sense to me to chase one's own tail... as it were. Peace MG

YMMV refers to the chemistry between the lady and you. Could be things like hygiene, facial hair, clean fingernails, trimmed fingernails, how you actually perform etc. If you show up with body odors, it generally does not matter how much money you bring. If you are rough in the lovemaking department (ramming fingers inside before she is ready, cross contaminating between back door and front door action), the money won't make a difference. If you use your teeth while performing daty. All these things are generally what ladies are referring to ymmv. I am blunt about this one - if you have no clue how to love a lady, and it hurts her (literally), she will probably say "ok, kitty is all good now, you don't need to give her any more lovin', lets concentrate on you". So, read up on all the threads about seeing an sp - clean (with soap) all areas of your body including your underarms, crotch, bum, feet. Trim your nails (toes too), if you shave, shave, if you don't shave, trim. Wear deodorant, put on clean clothes. Brush your teeth, use mouthwash etc. If she suggests you use the shower, wash your hands, use mouthwash at the appointment, do it. She is not being helpful, she is telling you get in there and get that stink off of you...... As far as MSOG - this term is used for the time you have paid her for. So, if she says hourly rate is MSOG and half hour is SSOG, then pay for the hour. Remember however, if you have 5 minutes left in your time, and you are still trying to get off again, you will need to see if she has additional time available and pay for the extra time. It is always good to bring extra money. That way, you can tip her in advance or after for the great service she provides. Good luck xoxo

Join Date: February 2013 Location: Kingston Posts: 17 I'm a Foreveralone Virgin ...................................................................................................... With a start thread like this I can see why you are a "foreveralone virgin". Good luck in your life ahead of you, you will need it and you need assistance. Good bye!

'This is the End'. It actually made me jump in my seat, and had me doubled over laughing the entire time. SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there is just so much wrong with this from my point..... there would be a major reason why you have not seen or read a post on this..... Drugs...bad... Cocaine..extra bad.... involving it with a lady....bad..... Charlie Sheen.....bad..... I am not a clean as a whistle kind of guy...I have done my share of Bad..... but.... even if I had a great long standing business relationship with a lady....I would not consider a compromise of involving drugs....nope......

What I do is before the encounter contact the lady and ask her what she would like to drink. Most of the time ladies seem to like wine, but I have had occasion where a lady preferred cider, another beer and one wanted red bull. Most important is to always keep the bottle or cans sealed, don't open except in the presence of the lady. I don't even open a bottle ahead of time when I'm seeing a lady for a repeat encounter RG

There are subtle differences which can end up feeling like huge differences. I like different types and brands because the actual sizes can be different. A lifestyle large is not very large, but it does still give a small bit of extra room for someone who is not fitting into either regulars or Magnums. And Trojan does the biggest off the shelf extra large size if you get their Magnums. Magnums are larger than anyone else's large, and sometimes you need that. What is in short supply, no pun intended, is a snugger fit for a smaller size, even a longer guy who is smaller girth can swim in a regular size condom, and an illfitting condom can not only slip off, it can probably reduce sensation if it isn't fitting snugly. I order XXL (durex makes those) and Snug Fit (Lifestyle does those) online, as the only place I can find them. I get any Lifestyle that is ultra thin or natural feeling, or ultrasensitive, any of those are fine. Then one Large size, usually Lifestyle because overall I prefer LS over anything else. I do not like the smell of the Bare condoms, but the sensations are really great. Anyone who feels like they aren't getting enough sensation should try non-latex condoms, the difference is really noticeable.

Sitting here and waiting to go and hopefully pick up my cat from animal hospital and find out what's wrong and bring her home. I took her down and had to leave her there for tests. I'm due to go back after 2:00p.m. when I will find out what is wrong. I'm trying to be calm but I'm freakin out inside, I'm also trying to stay positive but I have a horrible feeling in my gut that just won't quit. She has to be alright. Update: Severe bladder infection, she will be on pill antibiotics for 14 days and a check-up in 7 days to see how the pill is working and then seen again after the pills are done. She has been put on soft food for 5 days and at her 14th day appointment if it is cleared we won't have to give her injectable antibiotics. \ She not herself at all in a lot of pain. Thank you for your kind words! She's my fur baby girl!! Her name is Precious and she is just that.

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If I meet a new lady and she has a website I do take the time to read her etiquette and restrictions sections. I also look at what is in her ads. I like to meet as prepared as I can be so I don't have to ask tons of questions when we meet. As for cancellation fee, we should remember it's a two way street. I had ladies cancel on me as well many times over the years. When it happens last minute it can be as frustrating for a client as it is for the provider. As an example, I once planned a meeting with a lady over an extended lunch hr. Because she was not located downtown meant I had to drive to work that day. I normally took the bus and had a monthly bus pass. Also needed to pay for parking twice cause lot was full on return so had to pay for another place. I had no issues with extra cost to see this lady however the one day she cancelled on me as I was one KM away from her place. It was very frustrating, however I was very understanding of her situation and we agreed to get in touch later to re-schedule. I never at any time even hinted to her about the cost I incur or did I ask for a rebate on my next Apt. Things happened in any business. I understand this is the lady's livelihood but then any self-employed person who offer services is in the same situation. That's why they set prices accordingly! If u budget expecting things won't happen then U will come up short many times. Keep in mind that without clients, there are no need for providers. If ur going to charge a cancellation fee then what when you need to cancel? In this business like any other business there has to be some understanding and room for honesty. I saw a website recently where the lady said she would charge a fee after 3 cancellations from the same person. I thought this was fair. if a client cancels that often maybe he has planning issues. I have quite a few ladies cancel last minute on me over the years. Most time I was provided with a good reason at the time or ASAP afterwards. Never money was brought up on both parts. Things do happen and if someone is in this business and think there will never be cancellations then you are living in the land of dreams. However if a person has got a reputation for cancelling often or is a "no show" then its a different story. Understanding, honesty and good communication between both party can go a long way in this business and is a great way of ensuring an enjoyable meeting.

I know most ladies would mark your email as spam and send it to the trash bin without even giving it a second thought. I know I would. Most ladies will also not put up with intoxicated clients and will ask them to leave if they notice you're high when arriving at their incall location (or leave if it's an outcall). Again, I know I would as I do not need my safety compromised by someone who might act irrationally because of the drugs and shows no respect and consideration for others. If you ever decided to surprise the lady, take out your coke and offer her some or do a line in front of her, there are good chances you might end up getting kicked out, butt naked on the sidewalk with your clothes next to you ;)

For the moment I'll take it at face value that you do have Asperger Syndrome. It would certainly be one explanation for your odd behaviour on this Board and the generally insensitive and painfully awkward/innappropriate nature of your posts. Assuming you do have Aspergers I'd suggest you stop posting. You're in way over your social abilities. Just read and learn. All of your questions can be answered by reading the posts in the New to this? Things you should know... section. Here's the link: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=207 If you decide to see an sp, in addition to explaining that you are a virgin, you should also mention that you have Aspergers and what this means. Otherwise I don't see your session going well. There is a lot of subtle social interaction and communication that occurs in a sexual encounter that you will have difficulty with. On the other hand maybe you are a troll. In the end it doesn't matter whether you are a troll or have Aspergers. Your posts are not a constructive contribution and you will likely eventually be banned from the Board if you continue them. If you do have Aspergers, take my advice and refrain from posting and just read and learn.

Cold bottled water is my favourite :) For early morning appointments, it's always thoughtful of a gentleman to bring a coffee, but then we need time to mouthwash out the coffee breath, lol!

Sometimes I enjoy bringing a little mimosa for morning appointments ( with a lady's okay). Nothing like a little champagne and OJ to start a hot sexy session in the am. :) Other times water is just great too. ;)

Dude, In case this is a genuine question I would like to point out that this kind of discussion is against the rules around here. Maybe it should stop :)

Take what he taught you and share with others. Break open the club by sharing with other women! Porthos

A fair amount of people know I have been to Japan two months ago to learn ropes (literally). I've spend thousands of $ on tuition to learn under the most well know and best rigger in the world...I've heard that he was a bit sexist and I've experiment it while in Japan, but I gobble it because he is my sensei. Fast forward to today, I send said person an email to join the mailing list that everyone that have seen him can join...or so I thought...apparently it's "male only" because there is some things said on said mail list that are not deem for female eyes. I've never felt so use for my money, disgusted and experiment in real life that much sexism

I prefer lifestyle, then durex second­. I have a really sensitive vagina and some brands irritated me like no tomorrow.

You may as well save yourself some time and just close your cerb account right now. Not only will the mod probably ban you when they see this (and rightfully so). But I seriously doubt that any ladies on here will give you the time of day now. (And rightfully so). And believe me I'm not saying this to be mean or judgmental. I understand that sex can be just as powerful an addiction as any illicit substance or drink....and sometimes addictions get away from us (I've had my own minor bout with the bottle so I know a little something about that). But I really hope for your sake that the comments in this thread make you stop and think about what it is you're risking. Not only to yourself but to others as well. Chances are if you're taking these kind of risks then you probably have a sex addiction. And there's places you can go to for help. Such as this, http://saa-recovery.org/Meetings/Canada/meeting.php?state=ON There's no shame in admitting you have a problem. Quite the opposite actually. It's much more shameful to bury your head in the sand and pretend nothing is wrong. I don't mean to go all "After school special" on you. But there are some things out there that you just can't recover from. You only have this one life. And so do the SP's you see. Think about it, man. Please.

Can't believe nobodies mentioned Sierra, there's a pair I really enjoy playing with !!!!!

I searched for a thread on this topic and surprisingly couldn't find one, and it's definitely one that (sadly) needs to be addressed. Lately, I have been hearing some appalling things from ladies I speak to: and that is, some gentlemen have been sharing information about ladies location. I am just floored that someone would think this is information to share. Where a lady works from, whether it is an apartment/condo/house/hotel, is information that should always remain private. If you see a lady in an apartment/condo, and happen to have seen another lady in the same building: it's NOT your business to tell either of them that the other lady is in the same building as they are. If you see a lady in a hotel where you've seen others: it's not your business to tell her that 'so-and-so lady' also works from that hotel. If your buddy works close to a lady, and you want to recommend her: maybe say that she's works very close...but do NOT say 'Hey she works in the building right next to you!' Many women work out of their home. This is their private life. And even if they rent a separate work apartment, or work in a hotel, it is not up to you to disclose this information to anyone, ever. Telling other people puts her safety at stake. And could put her in compromising or embarrassing situations. The ONLY way you should know where a lady works from is when she tells you herself. Please, always remember what business we are in. Discretion is the ultimate key to happy, safe, encounters. There is never a need to share someone's personal information with others. Thank you.

I am a charter member, and have to echo others recommendation. The cost of joining is nominal when to realize that you get an introductory session with your registration. Jasmin has done a lot for this industry. The spa is clean, the ladies are trained so that you can expect to get a good standard of service, and I have never been shorted on the time I've booked. Now and then you can attend one of the parties and you get to meet all the girls in person. Go for it.

Just thought I would start the new thread for the new season. Love the twist with the MVP and 3rd nominee. Really special. Stupidest move ever, Elissa not telling anyone she is Rachel Reilly's sister. They look identical, and anyone that follows BB anyway would know who she is. I've seen her on a bride dress picking show, twice i think, with RR who bought Elissa's wedding dress for her. I'm sure there have been lots of articles about RR that include her sister, and that isn't even mentioning they look nearly identical. HOH mistake. putting Elissa up for nominations, when his alliance wanted David put up specifically because they wanted him out. it was actually perfect David went up without HOH Mcrae doing it himself, when MVP is anonymous. Considering most already know Elissa is RR's sister, and was most likely to be chosen as the first MVP because the audience also knows it, she is the obvious one who is going to be voted out by most everyone else even tho she is the least threatening BB houseguest next to Aaryn lol.

I'm sure many of you read it already but she recently put up a couple posts that I personally found very interesting. 1: Taxation as pertaining to escorts. 2: Some excellent quotes regarding prostitution. She also puts up some pretty sweet pics some times too but I find her writing to be outstanding. Enjoy.

Wow! 7000! Congrats Cato and keep up the good work. Your efforts are greatly appreciated. Mikey

Congratulations, Cato, on achieving a most impressive 7K milestone! I'm having a beer - or two - in your name tonight!

Thanks Lexy for bringing this up.

This ^^^ is a smart lady. Nothing like standing in front of eachother and chugging 2 cold bottles of water, throwing the empty's on the floor, and then jumping on eachother! ;)

Just saw White House Down. A very action filled movie. Very exciting :)

I assure you I will never feel pressured to offer BBFS if I heard and read about other ladies offering and profiting from it. It is just not something I would be comfortable with providing, regardless of what other people are doing. Yes, I get asked about it sometimes, but I just tell those people I do not offer it, and move on. I am completely happy and satisfied living within my own risk tolerance level rather than doing something I just don't want to do and concerning myself with what others are doing. I also would not blame other escorts offering BBFS or feel contempt for them for profiting of a service that I simply do not offer. I cannot control them; I can only have control over my own choices. And I am much more happy offering the services that I feel comfortable with, making the money that I am, living honestly and being content with my decisions. Others are free to do whatever they like with their own bodies! :) And I am too!

I'll join with the others in congratulating you on an amazing 3500 well-written and diverse posts. Thank-you for your dedication to contributing to the community.

I am a blunt and to the point kind of person and would like anyone who is in my presence to be the same. So asking for a quickie, bj, fuck, anything within reason is hot! I think a lot of ladies like this so gentlemen open your mouths and excuse me for being a tad crude -and we'll open our legs and mouths, lol!

Recently saw for the very first time "Inside Man" with Clive Owen and Denzel Washington. Excellent bank robbery movie. The twist at the end was totally unexpected.