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This is the kind of dumb shit "boys" I fooled around with in high school said. It's immature and stupid. And I would actually question how good the sex life of a grown man really is, if they have that kind of lame inhibitions about something like that. To each their own, sure, but if you can kiss and you can get a BJ, you can kiss after a BJ too. Most people learned that cooties were not real when they were like 7. :icon_rolleyes:

Providers offering a discount or anything special in exchange for a recommendation are breaking the rules of Lyla. Recommendations & positive reviews should come naturally, if the SP is paying for them they are SHILL (fake) and not warranted. Guys... please report any post or comment where a provider offers a discount of any kind in exchange for a recommendation. We don't want fake recommendations here (it does none of you any good). Providers should earn the recommendation naturally. Thank you for understanding! Lyla xx

Hi guys ! With this post I would like to share one of the most heart touching moment with my service provider. Other day , I went to massage service provider. I found her on CL . She was a healthy Chinese and also advertise her as mighty Asian . Any Way, after all the jobs done , I was still having 20 minutes , and she asked me lay down so that she can give me some traditional Chinese massage . Mean time , I started taking about her ,but that twenty minute chat was enough to made me up set . When I talking abut her customer , she revealed that some of the customers are very bad and they do not respect service providers at all . Like one guys took out the condom and she came to know when he inserted , it was too late .Though , she was able to kick out this stupid guy , but those few minutes without condom are still bothering her . There were many stories , she told , which made me totally upset . How people can be that rude , that for their pleasure they can not even pay . Come one guys if you do not have money please use our hand to jerk .Why are you playing with your and providers safety by taking out condom or cheating with just wearing elastic band . So please respect your service providers they are also human

Most women enjoy being pleasured orally at least when it is done the right way. By the right way, I don't mean there's only one way I mean the right way for the lady. She shouldn't have to feel like you're making yourself do it or that she is "odd" or "not nice" down there. She shouldn't feel like a challenge if she has a smaller clit or can't reach orgasm easily or is quiet/loud. People should regularly check in with their own ideas and biases in case they are bringing some to the table. As was mentioned, talk to her about it. Many women have hang up's regarding enjoying oral sex. She may have been told something that stuck with her or had a bad experience. If you have a trusting relationship and open communication that leads the way to potential enjoyment on both parts. Just remember to listen to what she says, don't take things personally if it comes to that and be willing to help if needed. Good luck.

Would I personally run away from a kiss after getting a blowjob? No. But I also understand that people don't have much control over what turns them on--or what turns them off. While I don't avoid post-bj kissing, the taste/texture of my own semen isn't something that I particularly enjoy. But then again, neither is hummus or cooked asparagus. Yet just because I don't enjoy these things doesn't mean I judge or have any issue with those who do or think they're doing something gross. And hey, if my partner happens to like cooked asparagus I could enjoy whipping her up some even if I'm planning on eating something else. I've been happy to notice on this board that there is very little judgement against people over what kinks and turn-ons they may happen to have. Everyone seems to understand that what excites someone isn't something they necessarily choose, and as long as actions are between consenting adults, it's all fair game. So shouldn't this understanding work the other way too, when it comes to turn-offs? If a man or woman doesn't like the idea of tasting their own cum, I'm willing to respect that. It's not something they can necessarily choose to like or dislike, and as with turn-ons to each their own. Now if a person is judgmental about the act that's another story! It's one thing to not participate in a given act yourself (we all have boundaries) but it's another to judge, condemn, or belittle someone else for enjoying it. So to answer the OP's questions, while I'd say your friends have the right not to do this act if they so choose, they have no right to judge or dissuade you from it if you're comfortable or interested. If it doesn't appeal to them, they probably can't help that. What they can help is perpetuating the idea that it's inherently gross or unmanly.

No need to be alarmed. It is the same in anywhere in Canada, stay away from minors, pimps, street, drugs etc and you should be fine. You should read our legal section for the latest changes/updates to our federal stance on the industry for ALL of Canada. Your on cerb, so this is a good start. many fine ladies here, to provide you with a safe experience:)

First time I got asked the question, I paused to think about it. I was still a virgin and I wasn't sure. The girl suggested I try tasting my own cum to see if i'd like it. Since then, haven't had a problem with the idea. In fact, i'd love to snowball with a sexy lady. Not the porn-spitting type(that I find weird....), but just kissing while her mouth is full and sharing it. Of course, you got to respect everyone's limits. But seems egoistical and stupid to me when guys want BJ but won't DATY or when they want the girl to CIM or swallow but won't even kiss after a BJ. Likewise, if you expect her to accept your dick in her ass, you better be okay with her sticking something in yours. =P

In April I found out that I have cancer and the prognosis was not good. I had known for a while that something was wrong, but being the person I am, I just shrugged it off as being over 40 and not a big deal. Clearly it was. Instead of dealing with the issue at hand and informing those I care about and love, I decided to keep things to myself. When I finally started to tell those people depression and anger had set in to my heart. It had become obvious to those around me that I was no longer myself, the positive attitude and sense of humour were gone. I was trying to push those I love and care about away so I could be left alone. I was a fool! After telling my father of the situation, he realized that darkness and despair had filled my heart. He flew over here on Friday to spend a solid couple of days with me. Knowing this I thought it was time to tell him everything about my life since I left home at 18 and joined the Royal Navy. He has always been a pillar of strength in my life, there to listen and never judge. I am sure there are things that I told him over the last couple of days that he never wanted to hear, but he never wavered and just listened. This morning as I told the last of what I wished to tell him, he put that gigantic paw of his on my shoulder, looked me in the eyes and said..."get your goddamn head out of your bleeping ass"!!!! He's right!!! After more words of wisdom from my father, I realize now that it is time to enter the fight. I want to say I am sorry to those I care about and love, I should have been stronger from the start and told you the situation. That was my mistake. Thanks to my father I have my positive attitude back and sense of humour. I do not want anyone's sympathy, for it is an emotion that commandos have little value in. What I want is for people to smile and laugh, that is what gives me strength and always has. Though there will be times where I will obviously not be around while I deal with certain things, those of you who I am in contact with and consider to be my friends will know the situation and where I am. I will not keep you in the dark any longer. Now to leave this on a funny note. ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DdeLUA0Fms http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLpO-OvJU74 Spud271

I would be completely turned off if a man didn't want me to kiss him, after I'd had HIS OWN COCK in my mouth. If he thought that made my mouth gross, I'd have a simple solution - I wouldn't put his cock in it.

MsManda.

What is really kinda creepy, a guy changes his handle to become someone else (re-invents himself... why? I will never know unless there is a lot too hide), than blocks everyone (except his allowed friends I guess), but creeps your profile....I find that very weird.

I find this whole thread rather retarded. Why jeopardize the safety of your little one by continuing to meet guys off CERB for services. Just wrong and disturbing in my opinion.

Just like Star Wars day was picked to be on May 4th ("May the fourth be with you"), maybe female orgasm day was put on 8/8 as this sounds out as "Ate it"???

If you begin to research some of the lovely ladies here in Halifax, you'll see that many have been here and providing wonderful services for a number of years with no issues. As the sexy Sophia stated if you think smart and avoid many of the known issues, you should have no problems. Most legitimate ladies are discrete and take measures to keep things quiet and presentable so not to draw attention. A few words of advice, monitor the B&S posts here and use tineye for any pictures outside CERB. If anyone wants to book at date in Uniacke Square, DECLINE. I know instant gratification is a big thing however if you go outside CERB, again, be careful as there are potentially many issues, step back and ask for input from the gentlemen here as many use outside services. Read, research and play smart and you can enjoy here what you enjoyed in Toronto. Good luck and welcome to the city!

I'm sure no ladies would mind if you'd like to celebrate today instead ;)

I agree that we should all respect the service providers. they provide intimate services. Most of them enjoy their jobs and many do it to support themselves and loved ones. Taking off the condom is a stupid selfish thing to do. Not only they risking the health of the service provide, and her families, but also the health of the following clients and their SO's. This job is can be emotionally hard on them along with them taking risky and stressful situations with bad clients. Treat them the respect that they deserve and you will be rewarded. Many of the girl's I've met so far, I have become friends with and maintain contact thru emails and pm. And if I get a chance to visit them again I will. So guy's please respect the limits of the woman and have the proper donation available at the beginning of the session. Be clean and have a fresh breath, and YMMV you will have a great time. So, again Thank you, Women of Cerb for being kind, loving and providing great service. You make me smile, and happy :) :) xoxoxoxox

This one from Midnite-Massage's album always struck me as creative and artistic...

Watched Django Unchained the other night. Really enjoyed it. I also watched Taken with Liam Neeson. I wasn't expecting to like it but quite enjoyed it. I also recently watched Children of Men which I quite enjoyed. I'm a big sci fi fan, so I also recently rewatched Serenity. For Firefly and Joss Whedon fans it is a must see. Porthos

As I said on my previous Post... First off.. make sure you and you SO are in agreement of the lady you want to meet... so pick a few that you both think would like to spend time with... after you have done this preselection process contact each lady diretly and tell her /them what you are looking for... how would you like the session to go... would you like the session to be focused on you, on her, or both... Check if she is comfortable with ladies... or if she rather just see men... Communicate.., dont be afraid of asking.. is better to ask and make sure .. specially being something that you are sharing with your SO.., you want this to be a memorable and enjoyable experience as a couple.. and not an experience that will bring you trouble in the futiure :)

Very much agreed!!! It's his fetish, so let the man enjoy it...no reason to sit here and judge him for it!!! I hope he finds someone who can accommodate him!

I believe that is why the OP referenced the smoking as a fetish. Many things that wind up one person's fetish motor completely turn someone else completely off. Part of the joy of Sexuality is the wide variety of it all.

I thought this would be a good thread to start. A place to post artistic or creative pictures from our own CERB Women. This picture from our own Claire Heaven is what gave me the inspiration to start this thread. This is a creative and artistic pose. And also one darn sexy woman :) Let's see what other artistic pictures we can find among our treasure trove of albums :)

YES, this is a thing! Now at my scratching post, EVERY day is Cleo's Orgasm Day, but August 8 is apparently the International Female Orgasm Day - http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/it8217s-time-to-celebrate-today-is-international-female-orgasm-day/story-fnet0gt3-1226693702437 "today is all about celebrating a woman's right to reach sexual climax" SO GET ON OUT THERE AND GIVE A LADY AN ORGASM!!!

I like cats, cupcakes, pugs, and cocks.

TODAY 10 TO 11 Fellow hobbyists If this is your first visit be sure to check out.. RECO'S http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=R&t=82591 PIC'S http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=6979 I am a M/A with an INCREDIBLE drive.. A nautarlist at heart <3 ME in the buff = YOU leaving happy I am petite but my presence and personality are larger than life. I have a soft approch and a HARD finish. My techniques are magical And I love to entertain. Lucky you ! My Schedule: Thursday 3:30 to 11pm Friday 10 am to 11 pm Sunday 10 am to 9 pm Exclusively @ Angels

Good Morning For those ones I haven't had the pleasure to meet I'm Alexxandria an exotic petite bombshell fit and toned 36D 24 36 with long and curly blonde hair gorgeous smile and beautiful face I'm a certified massage practicioner I offer the best tecniques on my sessions, lomi lomi, swedish, thai, stones and soapy massage. Nuru if you are more adventurous... My profile http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=80417 Recommendation http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...ltr=A&t=122443 Call 6136974829 TXT 6139126068 2 X1 DOUBLES WITH PASSIONVITTO UNTIL 3 PM

Friday Nicky 10-4 aka "Nicky in Paradise" Kennidi 10-4 aka "Kennidikummings" Robyn 10-11 aka "robynxoxo" Maya 3:30-11 aka "Midnight Maya" Tiffany 3:30-11 aka "TiffanyXXXOOO" Website for your convience with pics & schedule of ladies www.angelstouchmassage.ca 3 rooms, up to 8 sexy ladies on daily! Private Dance shows available upon request! Click here to see NEW pics of room: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3340 New Sexy Pics of our Hotties http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=52117 Full Body Relaxation Massage Single Massage: 30 minutes $50. 45 minutes $60. 60 minutes $80. Couples Massage: 1 Attendant 30 minute $60. 45 minute $70. 60 minute $90. Duo/Couples Massage:2 Attendants 30 minute regular $100. on special for $80. 45 minute regular $120. on special for $100. 60 minute regular $160. on special for $130. HST included in door fee prices. Longer Sessions available and @ Discretion of MA ...... Tips Accepted...... ATM on site......Spacious Rooms with Private Showers...... Kennidi Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=K&t=62190 Tiffany Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=111731 Robyn Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=R&t=82591 Maya Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=M&t=63977

Friday Salina 9-2 aka "Salinaflower" Summer 9-4 aka "SUMMERLOVE" Nina 9-4 aka "Nina Dream" Pandora 9-4 aka "Pandora" Mandy 3:30-11 aka "Candy Mandy" Samantha 3:30-11 aka "Naughty Samantha" Jamie 3:30-11 aka "Jamie-xo" Lilly 3:30-11 NEW aka "Lillickens" Sasha 2-11 aka "Sasha-Paradise" New Sexy Pics http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=22187 Come for a 4 hand massage in our getaway room....an experience you will never forget Ottawa's Best Room! Regular Room spacious and in room shower Single Massage: 30 minutes $55. 45 minutes on special for $65. 60 minutes $80. 90 minutes $120. Session time @ Discretion of MA Duo Massage: 30 minute on special for $80. 45 minute on special for $100. 60 minute on special for $130. Getaway Room Fee: Room Features a hot tub,6 ft custom shower and fireplace for your enjoyment Single Massage: 30 minutes $70. 45 minutes $85. 60 minutes $100. 90 minutes $150. Session time @ Discretion of MA Duo Massage/Couples Massage: 2 Attendant 30 minute $100. 45 minute $120. 60 minute $150. Couples Massage: 1 Attendant 30 minute $70. 45 minute $85. 60 minute $100. HST included in all door fee prices Longer Session times available and at the Discretion of MA Samantha Recommendation http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=142241 Mandy Recommendation http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=120757 Pandora Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=M&t=75290 Jamie Discussions http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=104412& http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=J&t=114727 Salina Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=144753 Summers Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=S&t=45598

Its sad that something like this needs to be said, but a good reminder of the type of people out there nonetheless. Be safe everyone.

well i wish you all the best with your fight, and know you will get through it. i like saying so i will tell one that i know everyone has heard: " The journey of 1000 steps must begin with a single one" it is good that you are starting the fight :) later

I just added some new pics.........included is a couple first time ever pussy shots ;) Rrrrrrroar ;) Enjoy www.claireheavensinottawa.com

Offering a smoking fetish at a private incall can easily be planned out so this client is your only client for the day (or see him in the evening) and where you are also taking a few planned days off following that date ;)

Just watched 'Meet Joe Black' for the first time in years, just as magnificent as the first time I watched it. This movie is perfect, the cast is great, the idea is wonderful, the love and emotion, the picture of what it is to be human... magnificent. The only word I can use to describe it. I've always meant to watch the original, 'Death Take a Holiday', but don't think I ever will because I don't want it to mar the wonderfulness of this remake.

Come see me Friday 10 - 4 Experience a sexy charming blonde beauty with a disarming personality. I take pleasure in teasing and pleasing you! I may look sweet, but I have a naughty streak too! A beautiful 5'6 barbie doll measuring 32DD 24 34 fit and toned, but with all the right soft curves. Come get soapy and wet in the shower with me!! I'll lead you to my table where my talents really show! I'll satisfy all of your needs without you having to say a word. I can read your body and reactions with my touch to ensure that the experience you receive is everything your body is craving. Whether you want a sultry seductress or a fun summer barbie, I am your girl!!! If you have seen me before, keep coming back for more!! The better you treat me, the better I will treat you! There is nothing artificial about an experience with me! I put my passion into each visit and it shows!! My biggest turn on is your pleasure.I am way more than just a treat for the eyes. I know how to make you feel as special as you really are! Check out my reviews, but better yet experience for yourself! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=K&t=16018 Come experience the best you deserve it!! Lets get sexy together!! Guests always welcome!!! Call 613-523-6199 or PM!!

Since nobody has mentioned this yet, I also love giving DATO(rimming) IF she is into it, of course most women that offer this are SO squeaky clean, you can run your tongue right up there, and guess what??? Yes you are correct, there is DATY there DFK and there simply outstanding juices from head to toes....ahhh yes I will suck her toes off too if loves it, and most ladies just love a good foot massage a toe licking and sucking, nothing like after a shower/bath together and watching her play with her pussy while I'm devouring her sexy painted clean toes. TRIPLE YUMMY :) :)

Normally I don't mind at all...But I had a girlfriend once with whom I outright refused to let her kiss me after a bj. But that was a matter of principle...not taste. Hear me out!! She would absolutely refuse to let me kiss her anywhere on the face after DATY until I had thoroughly washed my face and rinsed my mouth. She was clean and everything...so I don't get what her problem was. And yet, she had no problems kissing me after a bj. I thought that was kind of a double standard so I put my foot down and said "No smooch for you!". Yeah it's silly...but what the hey...I was young. Now the thing is, my DATY skills are.....noteworthy...to say the least and it was always in demand (yes, tooting my own horn here :p). And she was an absolute oral fiend who absolutely could not stop herself from going down on me......so needless to say, there was not a lot of kissing going on in that relationship lol.

Good Afternoon gentlemen, I'm a young fit MA who loves to massage and can do it for hours. My sensual erotic GFE massage will relieve your tension while I provide you with sexy teasing fun that will lead to an explosion of heavenly pleasure, just tell me what your into.. I'm petite 5'4, athletic 120 lbs, perky b34 bust, dark hair, golden tan, juicy round bum, seductive lips, hazel bedroom eyes and very open minded fun and comfortable to be with.. Join me for some hot steamy fun 613-614-2117 schedule: Thursday: 3:30pm-11pm Friday: 3:30pm-11pm Saturday: 9am-9pm Sunday: 10am-9pm -Sasha xxx

From Gabriella Laurence's album. I think she has a beautiful smile :)

Rented The Trance the other night, pretty scary shit, just goes to show you that you don't wanna fuck with the wrong person!

so let me just say... i like movies... alot... lol i just saw wolverine in theators, it was good, very good, not even just for an xmen movie... i mean it was GOOD! i rented oblivion last night, its recently out on blu-ray, another movie that i didnt have high expectations for, but it stepped up to the plate and delivered well. skyfall, best bond movie rounders, where have you been all my life? omg one of my top 10's for sure now the list could go on and on and on... lol Additional Comments: lol, if this is a serious question, you obviously dont watch high jackman movies :P hes suprizingly still REALLY buff though for this movie for a action star in his late 40's (?)

Just saw Wolverine in 3d. It was a awesome action movie. Lots of action and great story line. I really enjoyed it.

I ll volunteer Lol... I ve popped a few massages cherries now.., with amazing results ;-) hehe I like closing my eyes while receiving a massage.., helps me relax and make the sensations greater :-)

From JessicaMassage's album: She has a beautiful smile :) Hey Guy's, I hope you are looking at her smile :)

No. I'm really not. So there, we've established that much. I originally found the board when simply looking for ads. I spent some time reading recommendations, but they never really influenced my decisions. My tastes and interests are my own, and eclectic, so I rely on my own instincts and impressions when choosing who to see. You could delete every single recommendation from CERB, and it would not change the board's value to me in the slightest. They have nothing at all to do with why I spend time here, or how I choose my companions; in fact I don't think I've read even one in the last year. When it comes to choosing a companion, I'm much more interested in providers' ads and profiles, and often something intriguing about their participation in the many fascinating threads here. So, having established that recommendations are a trivial feature of CERB for me, here's what I *do* get from the board: information about SPs in several forms, from the providers themselves really interesting discussions about sexuality and the sex-work industry different viewpoints about the industry and the experiences that come with it a fascinating community of interesting people with at least one shared interest, but other than that an incredibly diverse group with wide-ranging discussions that often have nothing at all to do with sex or its industry. On the other hand, I recognize that the recommendations are a big draw for at least some clients who come here (but far from all, as we can see from the poll), and have value for those providers who benefit from them. So I'm glad for those folks. But gee whiz Pete... you've got to recognize that no matter what the board may call itself in its banner, or what those who run or old-time regulars may imagine CERB to be, or have been... others can legitimately value different things from this place. It's cool that you value the recommendations so much. But there's no basis for faulting those who never read them and really don't care about them at all. It's not necessary, or reasonable, to expect that we'd all be "here for the same thing". Plainly your interests are not my interests; the things you value aren't the things I value. But so what? As long as CERB's core business of ads and traffic chugs along, we can each take what we need from this place, and leave others to find value their own way.

I find this story/encounter very difficult to believe. I have been going to massage every two weeks for the past 15 year, have seen about 10 different RMT's, all of them gorgeous, and never once have I come close to anything like this! There was just a thread about this on this board last week, and basically your story is the complete opposite of what the proffesion is all about. I also have difficulty believing she got you a wet towel and wiped you off with it, as this doesn't happen either. I'm kinda thinkin this wasnt a legit massage place, at least it doesn't employ licenced RMTs. Just IMHO ......

I have been seeing Lisa, a slim hot ebony girl who is a member on CERB as my regular girl for a while. Part of our routine is a sexy dom type session. The domination is as hard and varied as you want it, but you can have a sexy finish as well! :spank:

Open minded can also mean that they are open to specific kinks and fetishes usually with a non judgmental attitude. They may or may not offer such a service but you can feel comfortable asking about them and not like you'll be lambasted for it. Open to communication. As Meghan said, always be open about sharing your needs and desires as it will guarantee you the experience you're looking for!

I love this pic of Cleo's as well. The lighting is soft and sensual, you can subtly see her ink but the pic leaves you longing to see more of what lays beyond the shadows.

Threesome situations where two of the parties are in a relationship can be complicated. Feelings can be hurt, insecurities can surface and the evil green eyed monster can show its face most unexpectedly. When a male/female couple are seeking the services of a provider it is best to let the female decide whom she would be most comfortable with. She may want to even create a bit of rapport via email or phone conversations in order to make the experience as desirable as the fantasy. Personally, I would never entertain a couple unless I had been in contact with the lady to ensure that I understood HER ground rules and comfort levels (often very different than his). Good luck and I am sure you will have a blast!