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well this is the time in my life when I say farewell and see you later.. I would love to thank everybody for welcoming me into cerb with open arms and open hearts!! cerb has showed me how genuine and true this business can be!! and I definitely love having the pleasure of having everybody's company even the people I have not yet met.. the last two years here in Ottawa have been wonderful and I'm very thankful, I have made some wonderful true friends and I have worked for the best woman I could ever have worked for ever Angie!!! so this is definitely not goodbye but its just see you later xoxoxo I wish nothing but the best for everyone much love. my very last day here will be August 25th kennidi kummings

This is why I DO have a clock in the room. I appreciate that some ladies chose not to, to demonstrate the relaxed atmosphere... but I purrsonally find the lack of one causes more anxiety than having one does. I keep mine on a small table across the room, slightly turned so the numbers aren't glaring at us. Most of the time it's even blocked by water glasses etc. I rarely look at it, and am far from a clockwatcher. But just like you, if there isn't one in the room, I get stressed. I find myself worrying about timing, rather than focusing on enjoyment. Having it there means we can glance at it if and when we need to, and lets us relax and enjoy the time we do have together.

Good morning girlies :) Don't worry about a thing; I personally know many men who prefer to sit instead of standing up when peeing ;) I also know a lot of men who enjoy going for pedis and manis, go for relaxing RTM massages, go to a spa for a half a day, go to get waxed, etc. If you ever get upset and want to deal with it the "girly way", just go out and buy yourself a bucket of ice cream and eat it right from the container with a big spoon ;) lol

I'll share something here that I would never tell anyone, I would rather squat to pee then to stand up in front of the toilet and splash all over the walls. In reality if there is a urinal I will use it, if I'm working in the bush I'll pee standing up but this is mainly at home and at work or when visiting family and friends.

I also enjoy getting a manicure and a pedicure, I'm sure some of you guys like that too.

Many SP's get tremendous amounts of cancellations and it's just bad for their business. Some of them just get sick of it and have to charge a fee. I guess it should happen to people that have cancelled more than once because that's a little sketchy. I'm really not surprised SP's are doing this though.

Another day in paradise. The day dawned cloudy, but the prevailing breeze swept the clouds away. Time for sun, sand and surf. The biggest decision I have to make today is where to have lunch. God I love vacations.

Me, I LOVE kissing and actually prefer it to as BJ and have pulled ladies up from a BJ because I wanted to taste her lips so badly. Likewise, I've kissed ladies after DATY specifically because I wanted her to taste herself off my lips. I'm pretty much game for anything when it comes to sexual exploration. Some things I prefer more than others but all in all I'll try some pretty f**ked up stuff by most peoples standards. Some of the things that SP's and clients would excitedly engage in would make some others cringe. That's ok, we're all different and have different wants and needs. However, when it comes to sexual preferences I'll never say that there is a right or wrong. Some people have issues with some things (some rational, some irrational) but in a business/industry built on "pleasure" I'm not sure that anyone should be frowned upon for preferring not to engage in any act that they might happen to find unpleasant (for whatever reason). I rather not take a tit for tat perspective when it comes to sex. If a person prefers not to engage in a particular act, be it kissing after BJ or anything else I think that communication is the key between partners to avoid raised eyebrows or even hurt feelings.

Guys.....watch this. LOL Girls.......that ain't me........promise! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BYtkRFnS4o

I had noticed Stacey`s ads for a few weeks and decided to take the plunge. She is French from MTL so language was not an issue for us. She is not a spinner but she has very nice features and hard body. Small firm breasts and nice erected nipples when excited. I had booked an hour session and told her that I was looking for a slow session with lots of carresses and kisses. She did comply and it was very enjoyable. Lots of moaning on daty and multiple positions. The DT ending was to die for. I am in my mid-fifties and usually prefer ladies in a higher age bracket but she gave me faith in the new generation of providers...loll

I've seen a few women that don't have a clock or watch close by. Since my watch is my cell phone and it's always off and far away, I don't always have a good judge of what the time is. I have a huge clock anxiety problem. I've been so cautious about not running my time over that sometimes, during the last half hour, I'm thinking more about leaving in time so that I don't offend whoever I'm with. It's gotten so bad that the last person I was with, I left well before our time was up just because I was afraid of going over. Am I alone in this?

How many others are getting calls from Pakistan and India regarding "software problems with your pc's". "problem with the number of error messages being sent to microsoft" "we are providing a software upgrade to Windows 7 to correct" Only problem is....I have been running Apple products for 10 years, not touched a Microsoft product in that time. My guess is that it is a SCAM, probably VIRUS laden. So beware fellow Cerbites, they won't provide a return number or email address.

Spumoni, a luscious mix of chocolate, pistachio, and cherry, with lot of nuts and candied fruit incorporated. Decadent, refreshing, and every mouthful is a surprise.

Be full of care when looking at what your insurance company decides to give you. My one experience with a house fire taught me that hiring a Private Insurance Adjuster is definitely worth it. I brought one in and the insurance company's offer of $60 000 was $53 000 short. The settlement ended up being $113 000 and the PIA took 10%. They act as YOUR agent and ensure you get everything you are entitled to. Here is a link to explain... http://www.accidentattorneys.com/resources/accidents/insurance-denials/understanding-what-private-insurance-adjusters-do Good luck and I'm sorry this happened! cat

mmmmmm can I ride your ripple???? Plus Pumpkin Pie ice cream sounds divine!

I have wings! Kinda

There is nothing nicer:) I had a pleasure of meeting a very fun and sexy man last night , he relieved me of a lot of stress, thanks;) Additional Comments: oops! started a new thread in the wrong place-sorry

When I started out I was a nervous wreck about going over my time with a lady. I was a serious clock watcher checking the time every few minutes and it did have an impact on the enjoyment of my encounter. Now right before I knock on the door for the lady I set my timer on my phone for 50 min (or 10 minutes less than my allotted time if my appointment is longer) and forget about it. I enjoy myself and when the timer goes off I know that I've got 10 minutes left to get myself together. I've learned that most dates tend to have a very similar progression and knowing how I operate I can usually time the encounter out to about 45-50 minutes of sexual play based on my own internal clock. Because "I" am a clock watcher I do prefer a lady to have a easily readable clock present for me to glance at every now and then but with the timer already set I know I'm safe and it takes the pressure off.

I was going down on a lady. Right after the big O just came up, with a somewhat dazed and very satisfied look and kissed me like no tomorrow. One of the hottest memories I have. Why deny her the same sense of satisfaction. My penis is super clean. I'd suck it if I could, and if I had a fascination with such things, but I can't and I don't.

I would love to offer you something different from 10 - 7 this thursday... A session with me is not about what services I offer you. It is an honest experience. We both bring ourselves into that moment. The feelings and experiences you have with me are uniquely yours. There is no script, these are the experiences of two people enjoying each others company in a moment just for us. I truly feel fulfilled in that moment. I cherish the opportunity to relax my inhibitions, and explore that special sensual moment with you. A session with me is a seduction of your body mind and soul. Each experience with me is built upon a real connection and respect. I guide our experience to something that is natural and fulfilling... A true gem with a 32DD 24 34 toned body with soft feminine curves waits for you. Matched with a charming personality, and an empathetic soul. A true escape for your physical, mental, and emotional stresses. Come see me thursday at Club CMJ west 10 - 7 Let your inhibitions go and let's explore together! 613-523-6199 or PM

Cerb is not shown to members only. Guests are limited to 5 page views most of the time before getting the NAG screen to register but most of the site is indexed by google and can be read by NON MEMBERS. To participate on the site however it requires a membership. Still not a "PUBLIC PLACE" it is a form of MEDIA and has no physical "PLACE" unless you count the physical location where the data is stored on the server as the 1's and 0's that make up the site are stored on a computer is a NON PUBLIC secured building

Wonderful post Curious !! After I read this post earlier.....I reminisced about all the wonderful gals I have met over time and the fond memories ! Many I keep in touch with regularly and can't wait to see them again :) You ladies are not just people too ... but amazing people !! You gals give us... YOU !! I try to give back if I can in whatever way I can. Often it's a surprise ;) and Nikki .... I am labeled an ass kisser already so I shall get right on that .... I have allotta ass to kiss and I am NOT stopping till my job is done !!! ;) hehe Thx girls and CHEERS !!!! :chug:

If you have ever toyed with the idea of having an encounter with a shemale, toy with it no longer - go see Lola and let her toy with you! To say that she is "passable" is to damn with faint praise - seeing her you would have no doubt that you are in the company of a very attractive woman. At least, you will have no doubt until things proceed to the point that it becomes abundantly clear that the "male" part in "shemale" has very real meaning here. (Imagine me gesturing, holding my hands a surprising distance apart right now!) Lola is attractive, friendly, hot, and simultaneously a beautiful woman and a really hung man, with all the permutations that makes possible. She will treat you gently if you wish, or take charge if you prefer. If you are at all hesitant about the new situation, as one might be, she will help you past that. I won't go into details here (except one - when I noted "msog", I meant Lola, not me!) but feel free to pm me. She's only here another couple of days, so don't miss your chance. You will enjoy it!

Me too! :biggrin: I try to avoid pants whenever possible.

Learning that my mothers heart issues are nothing serious, or so I'm being told.

I would be completely turned off if a man didn't want me to kiss him, after I'd had HIS OWN COCK in my mouth. If he thought that made my mouth gross, I'd have a simple solution - I wouldn't put his cock in it.

What makes you think they don't look at this site? I know for a fact they do as I have spoken with police in the past in regards to the site. In fact a very nice lady police investigator contacted us not too long ago asking for assistance in a case. Now, your new so I suspect you think prostitution is illegal right? We watch a lot of american TV and prostitution in Canada (unlike MOST of the USA) is very much legal here. In canada streetwalking (public solicitation), brothels (common bawdy houses) and pimping/procuring is illegal. The actual exchange for money for sex in private is very much legal and since a website is not considered a PUBLIC PLACE discussing and advertising such activities in classified ads and online is NOT illegal. We do not allow discussions of illegal nature here. Included on this list is - streetwalkers - FS massage spa's - public brothels - sex in public (including "Car dates") - underage (18 is the legal age) - drugs - pimping and so on... Hope that helps

Hey guys, I like starting random discussion threads, so here's the random discussion of the day: What are your hobbies? Myself, I am a HUUUGE knitter, and any crafting in general really. I love art of all kinds so I like to draw, paint, scrapbook, do digital art... I've always been a "modder" by nature so I generally like to modify things in some way to make it "mine" - unique and original. I guess that's why I want to take up a sewing or seamstress class, as I've dreamt of learning to make my own clothes/shoes for AGES. Other than that, I love to read - especially awful, trashy romance novels (they are AWFULLY DELIGHTFUL nyuk nyuk nyuk) and learn. Language has always been an interest of mine, and I have learned (and lost) several languages over my life - French, Spanish, some German and started learning Russian and Czech, but over time I have lost them because I don't speak them often enough... One of those cases of "use it or lose it" I'm afraid. And ummm... I'm a huge nerd, so I like playing video games a lot. I'm an introvert, so I tend to gravitate towards solitary hobbies as you can tell (lol). I play World of Warcraft, StarCraft 2, Anno 2070, Diablo 3, The Sims, all kinds of puzzle games (I love puzzles!), and whatever else I find on Steam that peaks my interest. What about you guys?! What are you into?

I'm not a big ice cream person but I enjoy Oreo icecream and Baskin & Robbin's Maui Brownie Madness. Now I need a sugar free flavor...

Jamocha Almond Fudge - with chocolate ripple coming a close second.

End cancer of course But most of all eradicate peoples closed mind look at sexual freedom. Make every one open and care free about sex. Posted via Mobile Device

Good Morning gentlemen, Let me start off by saying I'm a young fit MA who loves to massage and can do it for hours. My sensual erotic GFE massage will relieve your tension & leave you more than satisfied. I'm very fun and comfortable to be around so tell me what you like ;). I'm petite 5'4, athletic 120 lbs, perky b34 bust, nice round a**, dark hair, golden tan, seductive lips, hazel bedroom eyes, 100% natural beauty.. Services: Full erotic body massage Slippery body slides Shower for 2 Hot tub fun Relaxing music Fresh towels & linens A/C ATM Duos with my sexy girlfriends ;) Join me for some hot steamy fun 613-614-2117 Schedule: (Today) Tuesday: 1:30pm-9pm Wednesday: 9am-11pm Thursday: 3:30pm-11pm Friday: 3:30pm-11pm Saturday: 9am-9pm -Sasha xxx

Wishing you well on all of your future endeavors :)

Best wishes to you Kennidi in your path ahead! A definite pleasure knowing you ;)

Two brutal, ugly scratches with some broken skin and a bruise down the front of one thigh. Had to break up a dog fight. Ugh.

Well seeing as she has been MIA since April of 2012 it would be quite the opportunity. Where you been Goose? no posts since you joined 2 years ago and now a post for an SP whose account is inactive and hasn't been heard of for over a year? Lots of folks would like to know if you saw her recently and whether she is making a much anticipated come back.

Remembering that there is a Victoria's Secret store in Halifax, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I have a month to save up enough to buy out the store while I'm there, lol!!!!!

The first time I read this, I for some reason thought you said hippies. I only started to question the statement because of the tail bit, hippies don't have tails!

For those of that travel, incur expenses and then have someone not show or give bogus information on their location, I tell them if they want to re-book, they owe me for the time I wasted the last time. Seems fair to me. Why would I incur expenses for someone who disrespects me by not showing without a valid reason? I had a client that I went to see, drove an hour to see him. He gave me a bogus address (even though I had properly screened him, the address he gave me was valid, just not his). Said he was at another address that did not exist. So, I ended up wasting 3 hours of my time (and gas). He now owes me at least travelling money. If he chooses to re-book me, he must give me a deposit equivalent to the money he already wasted, and now for the portion of this call, so that if by chance he is again a non-productive call, at least I am not out more money. Of course, he is also blacklisted so that other ladies go in to meeting him with their eyes open to what he did to me. They will decide if he needs a deposit to see him. For those that are well respected among other sp's, I am not as concerned about getting a deposit from them. I always say, just don't do it. If you can't make your appointment, give lots of notice, don't waste ladies time because they will remember this and if you can't give notice, give a cancellation fee for her missed opportunity. Simple really.

if i could do anything at all and the ability i would deffinately try and cure diseases

Travel for sure, this year I've driven all over the States, next year will bring Costa Rica, Newfoundland, and possibly the Yukon Baking Reading Biking Exercise Playing on cerb Masturbating I used to be crafty, my speciality was making personalized sock monkies for friends. I should get back into crafting. I'd love to knit but I have three cats so there is no point, they would just jump at the yarn. This winter for sure I intend to teach myself French, I meant to last winter but failed miserably.

Deposits And Cancellation Fees..for real?! Yes, for real LOL Every lady runs their business the way they want/need. If you don't appreciate certain specific business models, I am positive you will find many others who will accommodate your needs ;) I am one of the ladies who require a deposit under certain circumstances and also has a cancellation policy. Why you might ask? So people who are not serious about meeting with me or are not reliable do not waste my time. Cheers :)

If you had such a good time, you should write a recommendation on her.

For me it is mostly her expression on her face .. And when you ask her about what you want she looks at you like your crazy for asking something like that .. And then she does it lol .. Over all great massage she is open to suggestions great finish .. Always leave happy .. So I can put up with the odd till south point is back from holidays

It is a SCAM and when I have time I love to waste their time. I act all concerned when they tell me I have a virus that's affecting the whole network but not to worry they will help me. So I play dumb and have them guide me through the processes to rid my computer of viruses. What they try to convince you to do is to disable certain security on your computer that would allow them to install a msn type appllication that will allow them remote operation of your computer, in doing so they can install keystroke and spyware software and also install a virus cleaner that will prompt you to purchase a spyware cleaner of course for that you need to give them your credit card info. So I like to fumble my way around the computer and pretend like I don't know what I'm doing and just frustrate the hell out of them. Other times when I don't have the time I tell them "yes there is a message on my computer" they act all concerned and helpful and ask that I read it out to them. I tell them yes it says " Microsoft windows has detected that you are being scammed over the telephone please advise the caller to FUCK OFF" Usually they reply back with a barrage of slurs and nonsensical insults, my favorite being when the gentleman on the phone told me " you sir put your penis into your anus!" and then hung up on me, LOL

but we encourage petting! in fact having your hands all over my body is the motivating factor for even going to work. yeah, the money is good but i can make money anywhere. Come see me at barbarella's daytime. if you can't make it before 5pm PM me and we can set something up. honest and sincere pretty and passionate hot and horny Robin http://rainygirl911.wordpress.com/

I had the pleasure to spend some time with MsManda a few moths back. This was my first experience with a service provider. I was pretty nervous at first, but she made me feel at ease. I would highly recommend her to anyone, especially first timers like myself