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Going above and beyond to make a newlywed couple very happy... Did the whole wedding thing with them complete with pictures at the ornamental gardens and such. Dropped them off for the reception. Late night pickup at 2:30 am. Retrieved the couple and took them to their hotel. Just getting ready to leave when the bride runs over and taps on the car window. Is the groom's ring in the back seat area? We look high and low. No ring. So sad. Too bad. She leaves. I'm sitting there thinking what else have I got to do at 3 am? So I go back to the reception venue and start checking the walkway from where they got in the car back to the venue entrance. Right then, a guy comes out of the venue, bends over and picks something up and asks me "You looking for this?" The ring, of course! Called the bride and asked her to meet me in the lobby in seven minutes. She was over the moon! Yup. We are a full service company! :)

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I'd stop. I don't want me, or other drivers, obeying traffic laws only when we personally think it's warranted. It's everyone's safety at stake. The question is the same as: if you really, really think in your heart of hearts that tonight's stranger is clean, should you really bother with a condom? Uh.... YES.

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As someone who changes their look/hairstyle/attire/etc quite often, I can attest that I sometimes feel awkward/shy about posting older pictures. For example, my hair is currently dark and medium length, but a lot of my pictures show me with short blonde hair. While I hesitate to post these pics with my ads for this very reason, it also kind of irks me; my face, body and general style are the same. The woman you see in those pictures is still ME, I just happen to have a different hairstyle for the moment. That doesn't mean I'm trying to dupe people into thinking I'm something I'm not. Furthermore, it makes things difficult for someone like me who changes their hair often, because I almost feel trapped by the image I have posted here. I am a chameleon by nature, I don't like staying in the same style for too long. But then I have to start getting all these pro photos done every time I change my look so people don't start screaming "Bait and Switch!" or "You don't look like your pictures!" I mean, come on. I can see if I advertised with pictures of some 21-year old with an exotic look when I was really a 35-year old with an afro; but does hairstyle really account for THAT much of your decision-making process? If she looked generally the same as in her pictures minus the hair-do, I don't think that's grounds for a B&S - that's just a woman changing her hair.

I had a situation several months ago, where I made an appointment to see a lady. She had pix in her adds and described the services she offered. I liked what I saw and the services she was offering. When I got to her incall location, it sure didn't look like the person in the picture. When I asked her about it, she said she was using her "friends" CERB account. She was very attractive, but she definitely didn't offer the services that were advertised. I did stay for the appointment, but in hindsight, I should have left once I found out about the account. If I am ever confronted with a situation like this again, I would definitely leave.

Quick question and quick point. Did you enjoy your encounter with the lady while you were there? And maybe there was a second lady in the apartment, but she could have been this lady's security as you point out...someone who can phone the police if an encounter goes south. Also, the lady may just have changed her hairstyle that's all. Not saying there wasn't b&s, but it may not have been b&s, you may have seen the lady you booked an encounter with RG

I like both RG & HalifaxMan58 because they are both Gentleman. Which is an admirable quality in these days of internet rudeness and callowness.

I would stop. When I decided, less than two years ago, to get my licence and buy a car, I did so after losing a friend in a hit-and-run accident. I finally felt I was ready to take on the responsibility of driving, because I would NEVER do what that bitch did to my friend. Driving is something I take very seriously. I obey every stop sign/traffic light/etc, and not for fear of traffic cops, but because WHAT IF a person or animal jumped out and something bad happened. If I had to look back and say 'If only I'd stopped at that stop sign, this wouldn't have happened', I couldn't live with myself. I *did* hit a deer and wreck my car earlier this year - but I was going the speed limit, looking straight ahead, doing everything I was supposed to. So, my attitude was, shit happens, but at least I know I wasn't at fault, and there was no way I could look back and say 'If I'd done this differently, that wouldn't have happened'.

telling a gal she "gets too wet" is like having a gal tell me I "get too hard"... dump this loser....

I read a blog today that more or less got my interest. There was an annoying question: "If you came to a four-way stop in the middle of nowhere and you could see for miles and could tell no one else was on the road, would you still come to a full stop at the stop sign?" Apparently, it's a personality test question. For the life of me, I don't understand why people would fret over this kind of crap...but here goes. Advance warning, if you respond to this question, be prepared for somewhat uninformed and random professional abuse on your personality...that is of course, only if I think your answer deserves a response. I will probably make stuff up as I go along just for my own amusement. Try not to be offended...well, ok, you can be a little offended. Good luck to all....this promises to be a challenge (to some). Hint: As far as I know, the answer doesn't actually involve sex. But, you could describe an embarrassing anecdote if you like.

We all know that a good haircut/style can either add or detract from you. For women, perhaps more than men, it can definitely make a difference and we spend a lot of time on this feature. I've also been told I sometimes have a weird perception of what men think so I'm coming to the source. When it comes to hairstyles on ladies, men what do you find sexy? Short, long, curls, straight, waves? Ponytails, pigtails, pulled back, loose and flowing? Share with me and give me the what and why...pretty please!

I never use this term in my advertising, for one reason - without fail, when a man texts me and asks if I'm open-minded, his follow-up question is if I offer BBFS. I am serious in this, without fail. So I hate this term, and will never, ever use it in my advertising. I am not saying that girls who use this term offer that service, I am NOT saying that at all - but just that to me personally, the term makes me get my back up and I don't like it. I guess my post is mostly a tip to the gents, lol - I would refrain from asking a girl if she is open-minded. If you want something specific, just ask - I think most girls in this business ARE open-minded enough to listen to your request and answer without judgement.

How come the grocery store keeps moving their products around. The first layout and everyone knew where everything was. They rearranged things, and then it was a search to find things when shopping. Now that everyone got used to the new layout, you guessed it, they changed things around again RG

in a bit of a gangster mood ... watched Guy Ritchie's Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch ... the latter is worth it for Brad Pitt's portrayal of Mickey. Also watched Get Shorty and American Gangster, which I really like. Great performances by Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe. Thinking of watching Miller's Crossing today Porthos

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Since Tracie was overlooked, I like Tracie for her constant support of this community and it's members. And while I don't know Corvo seeing as he is a new member, I'll use this post to welcome him to CERB RG

I do not have statistics to back this up, but I have every confidence that 99.9% of people who had something horrible happen in a car accident at an intersection said afterwards that they could see everything was clear in all direction for as far as the eye could see. Definitely would stop.

I have to agree with the first couple of posters - I enjoy the uniqueness of every woman's hairstyle as much as I enjoy their hair colour, different voices, body sizes, skin colour, breast size, scent, height, taste, laugh .... HOWEVER, having said that, if I'm mounting you from behind, a ponytail or pigtails can be really fun (if you let me) to tug on a little :)

My name Is Courtney I'm 22.. blonde hair..green eyes..with all natural 34Cs if you haven't seen me yet in the west here's your chance! Let me give you pleasure you never thought possible, enjoy my body all over yours..with my very soft skin I have lots to offer. Including GFE Pm me if their is anything different you want to experience ! Tuesday 9-10 (east) Thursday 10-10 (west) Saturday 9-3 (east) Sunday 10-10 (west) Also Don't miss our Naughty Back to school party on Sept 13th..Lots of Naughty Times ahead ;) Recos: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=124971&highlight=courtney

Certainly not what would be considered artistic or the classics but just finished watching "There's Something About Mary" starring Ben Stiller and Cameron Diaz and now starting to watch "Major League" starring Tom Berenger, Charlie Sheen and Rene Russo Lighthearted and funny RG

I would stop. It looks clear but is it? Are you sure you are not being seen? You take a chance once, then you are likely to try it again someplace where it is not safe.

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Controversy aside, I don't think anyone can argue this man was a musical genius. I lovelovelove his music. Today would have been his 55th birthday. I know we can't control how threads go.... but my hope with this thread is to post your favourite MJ songs, and fondly remember a legend. Please don't bring negative conversation about him here...let's just remember him for the legend he was. My fave: Smooth Criminal

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Although I agree with the majority about what open-minded is (non-judgmental, willing to talk openly, etc.), I also have to agree with what Fortunateone and a few others have expressed. I think the term has been abused by too many and as a result, took away any value it might have had at some point, if any. Yup! It reminds me of the agencies or indies that use the term "no restrictions". No restrictions? Really? Do you know what you are saying and understand the high risks it might potentially involve when read by the wrong people!?! Anyway, that's another topic altogether.

I just Amber again a couple days ago after not having seen her in a few months. I forgot what a great girl she is - charming, funny and that smoking body! I won't let a couple months get by me without seeing her again.

I have very sensitive skin and am prone to ingrowns and razor burn, even if I use a new razor. My best kept beauty secret is Coconut Oil - literally solves EVERYTHING. I use it as an after-tan lotion, moisturizer for my face, to treat razor burn (instantaneously soothes the burn), and I have not had an appearance of even ONE ingrown since I started using it. AND it smells awesome. AND it's natural and anti-bacterial. ...BEST THING EVER.

As others have said, razor bumps will always be red. The best way to combat this is to buy a product called "Bikini Zone" that you can buy at Shopper's Drug Mart. Okay, I know what you're thinking...as if.. to buy a chick product but it does work. And using hair conditioner while shaving also helps preventing the red bumps. Not to sound gross but sometimes it's possible to get ingrown hairs when shaving down there and with ingrown hairs, there will always be a whitehead in the middle that ends up popping like a pimple with white stuff that comes out. It hurts like an SOB if you pop it but once the stuff from the inside is gone, the redness and inflammation will go down.

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Well...you have to respect that some people have "activities" they don't care for. This situation however is a little odd and I'm sorry it happened to you. I suspect it's a rare occasion that it will happen again.

Perhaps this guy felt embarrassed about losing his erection or being "inadequate"? Sometimes childish people feel the need to debase others in order to bring them down to their level... Maybe because he was feeling embarrassed, he felt he needed to also make you feel the same, or "take you down a peg" so he wasn't the only one? Or maybe he is intimidated by the act of pussy-eating... maybe he thinks he isn't good at it, or doesn't really know how to do it. Maybe he has never really done it before... so instead of just communicating that to you, he just blurted out something mean so you wouldn't ask again? Remember: 98% of things people say/do have everything to do with THEM and how THEY feel, and very little (if anything) to do with YOU. I'm definitely NOT saying that what he said/did was right - I think his behavior is deplorable. I'm just trying to think of why any guy would act like that.

How come the people who work at certain cell phone companies whose name I won't mention are fucking morons and don't know what the hell they're doing?

I have a HTC Android 4g Sensation Superphone. However I am a dunce, so my 11 year old niece had to set it up for me. A nice sized keyboard pops up, so it is easy for me to text, and I have large hands/fingers. I have heard good things about Samsung and Iphone as well......

As RG mentioned the Samsung Note is a great phone/tablet hybrid and no offence RG a better option for women who usually carry a purse to put it in. (I like phones that will fit in my pocket) Generally the larger screen is preferable for surfing purposes. However, perhaps I'm old school but I never could get used to the touch keyboard on iphones or the BB Z10. I had a Z10 and gave it to my sister and went and got a Q10 when they were released. The screen is smaller but I can't give up the BB physical keyboard. I liked the best of both worlds of the BB Torch being full screen with a slide out keyboard but the operating system was just not robust enough to deal with the volume of data today's apps and internet requires. Finally, I experienced one too many lock-ups and had to change. I hate change! LOL

The escorting world is extremely discriminating, everyone knows this. One of the main reasons why I'm independent is because I couldn't find a solid agency to hire me due to my skin color. But it shouldn't come to a surprise to us, just look at the media, magazines, and fashion shows. The majority of women are white, skinny, and blonde or brunette. It has been this way for many years, and since media has an affect on our society, we choose to believe whatever they portray as beautiful and sexy. Now regarding the "no black client" issue, I believe this also has to do with what the media has influenced us. You see tons of news stories about black robbers, murderers, black gangsters, rappers, abusing women, there's so much negativity around black men in the news it's quite astonishing. Everyone has their right to a preference, and especially with this service the girl should have the right to say no. Although most of us women here are wise and educated enough to not judge clients on their race. I certainly had my bad experiences with black clients but that doesn't stop me from seeing a future one. I do tend to be cautious but I would never refuse. Just my 2 cents : )

I can't speak on the reasons why these women say this, as I don't know them. But. I know a few women in my personal life won't date certain races, and I've heard them say,'I'm not racist... well, I hate XXX race, because a group of them once attacked me/assaulted me/etc" I know how traumatic it can be to be assaulted. I personally have been assaulted by a man twice in my life. Both times, it was a white man. But can you imagine if I said... I won't see white guys? That I hate ALL white guys, because I was assaulted by white guys? No one would think that was okay. I would not think it was okay. The men who assaulted me were assholes, their race doesn't have anything to do with it. It wasn't because they were white, and the men who attacked my friends were assholes, no matter what the colour of their skin. There are scumbags of every colour, just like there are gentlemen of every colour. I will decline your request for an invitation if you are disrespectful, dirty, rude, or cheap. But your race? I could not care less if you are white/brown/black/yellow/orange/purple/etc. (sidebar on the size thing.... I've seen just as many black men with smaller cocks as I've seen white men with gigantic dicks. My purrsonal experience has taught me you never know what you'll see under those boxer shorts til the shorts hit the floor).

its nice to read all these replies. im glad im not the only one who was thinking about it. As much as it troubles me i believe they have the right to refuse to see a client, it is their body afterall. I did forget to mention that I'am mixed race (half black half white). i guess the only reason it bothered me was i couldnt believe that we still have people who think that these days. Me personally i have no preference to race, I find all women of different races beautiful (I do have a soft spot for latino women though lol). Anyways I appreciate all the responses. Cheers :)

I find it funny such a thread would come up yesterday/today as it was a topic I was thinking of raising. I'm not caucasian, and I used to feel like why should I disclose that info? Not because I'm ashamed or afraid but simply because it shouldn't matter. If an SP doesn't state it in her ad then it must not matter (I mean it's 2013...) Many good points were raised already, Lipua's method makes it easy for everyone to save face and no one to get their feelings hurt. I'm proud to be who I am. I can also understand, some ladies might have had issues with particular ethnicities and don't want to risk it again. You don't have to be in our "world" to have faced such a situation before. My only issue has always been when an SP doesn't state they have preferences and proceeds treats you like you are less than a human being when you meet. It takes 2 to tango, I think both parties should make a reasonable effort to make their preferences known. If there are things you don't wish to publish why not use the PM function? I've arrived at someone's residence to a "uhh...ohh...yeah, wish you would have said you were like that...or one of those..." So now to avoid that feeling I usually mention it before hand. Tough pill to swallow... fortunately not everyone is like that. I can vouch for Megforfun...she's lot's of fun and doesn't discriminate!!

I just go wherever I'm pointing. (Not with my fingers) lol:) jk I usually communicate a few times through pm or email to see if I feel comfortable with them prior to meeting. I find it better when you connect a bit at first.

Full-service for many years before the internet ever was used to advertise or discuss escorting meant simply 'intercourse' and 'oral both ways' was on the menu as opposed to just massage and handjob. No restrictions I've always found misleading.. either the person offering it has a whole list of don't when you get there but used the ''no restrictions'' tagline to draw you in.. or if she did have a large list of menu options.. of course there is some line to be drawn somewhere. I never really got it.. so I agree it's always best to clarify that one for sure. As for advertising GFE and then saying no kissing or daty or bbbj.. same thing. I think people overuse the GFE term either without really understanding what it means to most people or getting on the GFE bandwagon to sell their services. While there are many people who agree on a common definition of services there are just as many who want to define it their own way. That will never change unfortunately. This is where reco's and reviews come in handy.. to see if a lady's advertising of a set of acts is really on the menu or a matter of YMMV or a complete line of BS..

shes going back home, she doesnt do this line of work there. leaves monday so if anyone wants to see her better make it quick, i have a 3some lined up with her and kendra thursday :D