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The more I get laid, the more I want. In a purrfect world, I think I'd get fucked twice a day, and I'd get myself off once or twice too ;)

I do believe the "right" amount varies from person to person. Sexual desire runs stronger in some. It also can fluctuate depending on life circumstances. Stress plays a role, illness, etc. For myself, I don't believe there is a "too much". I think you play to your own personal needs. Just because one person may have more of a need than the next, doesn't mean the person having sex more is "addicted" or having it "too much". I have always had a high sexual desire. At one time, thanks to societal stigma and external influences, I thought this was "wrong". Now? I embrace who I am. A woman with high sexual desire. It is part of me, so why would that be a problem? Good topic :)

Only you know:) We all have different needs and desires. Which are affected as Savannah stated by stress, money, hormones, all different things. When you feel satiated then you know you're getting your share, when you have blue balls or want to diddle yourself, lol, then you know you're not. but no matter if its daily, weekly, monthly do it as you see fit and enjoy:)

I'm not a service provider of any kind, but if you call me from a blocked number, I do not answer. You don't have to talk to the hand, but you WILL have to talk to my voicemail. If you don't leave a message, it really wasn't that important, now was it? Regarding the ladies on this board, I don't blame them for not taking calls from blocked numbers. Was I comfortable letting my number show up on their phone when I first started visiting these ladies? Not a whole lot. That's why I started with CERB ladies and have pretty well stuck to them. They have reputations and livelihoods to protect, just as we do. It's like I tell my kids about cops..........if you haven't done anything wrong, you have absolutely nothing to fear. Analogy...if you don't act like an idiot, these ladies are quite a nice bunch of gals.

It's the only thing I have to know who you are. Yes, it could be spoofed, but there are always risks. If I let someone call me from a blocked number, and give them my address, let them in here and they do something to me, I have NOTHING to contact the police with. Nothing to go on. To me, it's not different than being picked up by a stranger outside. So for my safety and security, I will never, ever book from the blocked number. I google the phone numbers, and cross-check the bad date section. Many spoofed numbers are out there on the internet, so i've caught many. I know a phone number isn't much, but it's something. What I tell guys who say they want to contact me from a blocked one is this: If you don't trust me with your phone number, i don't trust you with my address. It's that simple.

While I have enjoyed porn during sex I can't say it's something that I want to have happening. I like to be focused on my partner and creating all our own visuals and sounds. Now, if it were another couple, group, people etc in the room at the same time. I would totally get off on watching or listening or anything to do with that. I have a voyeuristic heart yet I have only been privy to visuals once although I have enjoyed audio numerous times.. As for mirrors, I have tonnes in my space. There is something so erotic about watching yourself and your partner(s). Catching their eye in the mirror and encouraging them or just watching them. Hells sexy. Not only that but if you're into energy and that sort of thing, mirrors bounce the sexual energy back at you which enhances the experience. I have yet to experience the ceiling though. I have this irrational fear of it crashing down on your head either in the middle of a torrid fuck or sweet dreams. Saw a movie like that a long time ago and it's stuck with me ever since.

Words of caution Emia fish.... RG is a smart and crafty fishermen who may just be luring you into his trap with his "gentlemanly" ways and kind words.... he has no boat right now you see .... so he must find "gentlemanly" ways to get you into his frying pan.....just sayin ...... Anywhooo..... Emiafish you are a great contributor and always having fun. Good on ya !

I've been told that I am "too much.".lol. Sounds about right. I need it twice a day..

Triumph of the human spirit.

Well I'll admit it I'm into it:) I love to watch others having sex-as in watching a porno- while I'm getting laid. Hearing the moans and groans, slurping, sucking, wetness and seeing the pleasure on others faces is a big turn on. How about you, are you a watcher, or do you just like the company of yourself and your companion:) Also is having mirrors an added bonus? Do they add to the excitement of your sexual experience?

Lol, I was wanting to have fun with the post but I can't afford to get into any more trouble:( so without knowing if I were breaking any rules by posting some of my wish list names I edited them out just to be safe:) sorry:):) It's fun to be naughty but in the right way;)

At some point in the past, therE was a thread where sp/ma's included their wish list as well. Forgive me but searching on the iPhone is a pain! Additional Comments: Yes my sweet Malika, it was either 2010 or 2011 wish list :)

One good thing (among others) is that when you masturbate, at least you're with someone you love.

If I ever get to Ottawa I will have to see Emily J Cleo Catra Alexxxis Peachy

Now from all the chats and reviews, here is my list so far. No particular order; Cleo Catra Eva Adore Nathalie Lefebvre Georgiana Sweet Last but not least, ALL the redheads available.

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Nine Circles is an excellent clinic. The staff are very community-oriented, have a healthy sex-positive approach and conduct themselves with professionalism, discretion and respect for your sexual preferences and lifestyle choices. I have been tested there on several occasions and have never experienced any judgmental attitude; I've felt entirely comfortable discussing some very intimate details with them. They will put you right at ease. Generally, on a first visit they will discuss your sexual background and history, and collect information that will be kept in confidence on your file. The counseling component is undertaken as a precaution with each patient. They want to ensure that you are ready and prepared in the event that a positive test result is found, and to offer counseling and follow up if that were to occur. Your concern about being lectured like a "clueless teenage boy" is a bit misplaced, but don't dismiss the value of the conversation you'll have with the health nurse. These people are pro's; they know what they are doing and they provide a valuable service to you. Leave your attitude at the door and you'll do okay. When I take my test at Nine Circles, I schedule a follow up appointment with the nurse. You book 2 weeks from the date of your test, and she will meet with you in private in their offices to provide you with your results. If you happened to test positive for an STI (like chlamydia), they will ask you about your sexual contacts encountered in the 3 months prior to the test date. That means "sexual" contacts, not someone you kissed; nor your s.o. if you did not have intercourse with her in that time period. Nine Circles staff will perform the appropriate tracing and make the confidential contact to those individuals advising that they should come in for testing. There is no disclosure of your identity to the traced contact. You've made a good decision to get tested, have an open mind and a relaxed attitude and let the staff assist you thru the process. Happy (and safe) Pooning!

There has to be a level of trust on both sides. When someone calls blocking a number its a signal to us that you are hiding something and quite frankly if you aren't going to give me your info why would I give you mine. Yes technology has changed and numbers aren't fool proof or always reliable but they are a start. You have recourse when dealing with a reputable sp, if she causes you trouble we have a trail, with advertising, web pages, etc. When screening a potential client all we have is the info you give us. Certainly there are no guarantees with our screening methods, but we can only do so much. I rely more on instinct and again when blocking a number that only makes me wonder and wonder negatively. Your name and phone number are the basics and necessities for booking an appointment. If an sp were willing to book a client without those I'd be suspicious of him/her.

Regarding the "need to put this out there" thing, I'll give the benefit of the doubt to a long time member and take is as the "need" to bring up something he sees and thinks is of dubious value and it bugs him and he wants to know why it is still used. Regarding blocked numbers, allow me to digress for a bit - to smoked plastic license plate covers. IMHO people do not buy those to protect their plates. People buy them to obfuscate their registration numbers when they go through red-light and speed cameras. Whenever I see them, my first thought is "what other laws are you willing to break?" Back to blocked numbers. There are innocent reasons why someone might call from a blocked number. There are as whole host of nefarious reasons someone else would use one. Notwithstanding all the ways of spoofing and circumventing the blocked number thing, I side with the decision to err on the side of caution and refuse to answer such calls. No, it's not a foolproof was of avoiding asshats, but nothing is 100%. A final thought. If a guy is calling on a blocked number when, as noted, it is almost universally noted in SP advertising that no blocked numbers will be accepted, this guy is either seriously procedurally challenged (read: doesn't understand the rules) or disrespectful (read: doesn't care what the rules are). In either event, the SP who passes on the call is not losing a good client. Just my two bits...

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Lol! Hope you found what you are looking for, but for next time, the girls who 'go all the way' place our ads here - http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=316 It's unlikely a lady would contact you with an offer... we put our ads up with our information for you to contact US if you'd like to arrange a get together Happy hunting :)

Going above and beyond to make a newlywed couple very happy... Did the whole wedding thing with them complete with pictures at the ornamental gardens and such. Dropped them off for the reception. Late night pickup at 2:30 am. Retrieved the couple and took them to their hotel. Just getting ready to leave when the bride runs over and taps on the car window. Is the groom's ring in the back seat area? We look high and low. No ring. So sad. Too bad. She leaves. I'm sitting there thinking what else have I got to do at 3 am? So I go back to the reception venue and start checking the walkway from where they got in the car back to the venue entrance. Right then, a guy comes out of the venue, bends over and picks something up and asks me "You looking for this?" The ring, of course! Called the bride and asked her to meet me in the lobby in seven minutes. She was over the moon! Yup. We are a full service company! :)

I had a friend -- who, at the time, was 31yrs old and had three children. Happily married, and they had a healthy sex life. However, upon her and I discussing, she told me she'd never masturbated. Then she got curious and called me to ask how. I tried my best to explain it. Of course, I created a monster lol. Truth is, sex on the whole and societal approach has changed a lot over the years. It was once regarded as "unhealthy" or "sinful" to touch yourself for pleasure. Think back to the days of "you'll go blind". Now? It's the norm - but there are those stuck in old patterns of thinking who are having a hard time coming to grips with their carnal desires. I hope for her sake she was lying! Masturbation is, in my opinion, an important part of self discovery.

It's your roving reporter Cato coming to you from the newly-launched Tease at 5023 Bank St. The night featured a bikini contest with ten hot contestants vying for cash prizes. The crowd was enthusiastic, and cheered the contestants on as they performed their sexy moves on stage and their acrobatic exploits on the pole. Our own Jazy was crowned the winner over stiff competition, garnering the most enthusiastic and loudest applause. Cerbites may remember that Jazy was the original inspiration for the Best Bums on the Planet thread, and she was in outstanding form as she took top honours in the first Tease Sunday Night Special. Congratulations to Jazy and all the contestants for a rollicking fun night.

Absolutely no motivation to date. Don't want to go on dating sites, to bars, etc. OMG, I'm going to grow up to be The Lazy Song's Leonard Nimoy! The sad thing is that I'm OK with that. :D I just noticed, at the beginning of the video when he wakes up there's an empty wine bottle on the dresser. I am sooooooo screwed!

I agree. Guns, blood and violence is all over every type of media and what is acceptable to show is getting worse; gore is totally normalized, and a younger generation is almost numb to it. But show something beautiful and natural like a woman's breast and people freak out. Backwards, if you ask me.

Lee and web....muah! (Garlic and olive oil)

Did they publish the age of the ladies in the poll? That could have a lot to do with it. I am not ancient but my mom was old beyond her years. I learned about the birds and the bees at recess! Because of my mom's prudish nature, I felt that madturbation was probably something bad and secretive when I was young....didn't stop me tho! Now....I will touch myself at every opportunity!

Everyone likes RG, from what I can see! I like olderguy because we are both older guys, & he is a good contributor to the forum.

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Sad commentary on society in general, but I am happy to say my cellie is not attached to my umbilical. Okay, I'm a workaholic, so I don't have a life, but........ LOL http://www.trueactivist.com/after-i-saw-this-i-put-down-my-phone-and-didnt-pick-it-up-for-the-rest-of-the-day/

Empty wine bottle? Is that some sort of sign? Oh dear...

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congrats, keep it up!

Congrats on the 100 posts!! Looking forward to reading more!! Kisses XoX

Keep mutiplying those posts! Happy 100 :)

Pffft. Who parks their bike in the winter? However, you are prolly right.

For some reason this product has piqued my curiosity and interest since you first posted the link, someguy. Although I don't do lap dances, I can definitely see myself trying this product with one of my gentlemen during foreplay... A few things come to mind! :)

It's almost worth asking the question the other way around - in real terms, why wouldn't you want an SP to know your number if you're serious about booking a session. I can't think of one (reasonable) answer that isn't just a hypothetical situation.

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Apparently there's this place called The Y that everyone wants to dine at. I can't seem to find the directions on Google maps though... So I guess I'll go with Yankee Stadium.

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I've never had a decent massage from an RMT, all the better ones have been from MA's. As for insurance purposes no place would issue a reciept for the whole amount (door fee AND tip) anyway. Also your employer may question why a massage costs $200. Just suck up the cost and enjoy yourself. You might be able to get a reciept for the door fee from Bodycare and maybe Oasis but don't quote me on this and even if you did, a couple of enquirys from your employer and your hobby will be all over the work place.

I've always pondered this question too, and from my observation take it as a highly subjective term, being some girls advertise they are 'open minded' but don't even kiss!! ..while others swing from the chandeliers with reckless abandon ;-) PS: Great answer as always Penny :-)

Went a couple days ago...saw the same masseuse as before (she died her hair, so I didn't recognize her at first). Realised why I came back. Let's just stay I questioned whether I would be okay to drive!

Welcome to cerb. There is a wealth of information out there, and I am glad you have a mentor. If you ever have a question you do not feel like posting publicly, feel free to pm me. Have a great day!

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Someone I know, not very well, true...past away earlier today. She was only 29 years old :( It's not fair! :(