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I wouldnt. Gifts are gifts. Thats not what pays my bills. (420 included)

Just came to read this thread for the first time and... OUCH people! Wow is all i can say to some of these responses. I used to regularly offer 15-minute encounters when I started in the industry. A lot of guys liked it as a 'quick introduction' and would book longer the next time. They NEVER made me feel cheapened or like cum dumpster. I don't offer them regularly anymore (I don't really offer anything less than an hour) because I personally prefer longer encounters - but I would never, EVER judge someone for wanting a quick release. And I definitely would never demean a woman for offering it. If you need more than 15 minutes, great! You're in a place where many ladies specialize in longer encounters. The 'full experience' so to speak. But some guys can only afford a quick bj. Or maybe their SO is watching their time so really that's all they can fit in. ANd maybe the SP needs to money to pay her rent. If it doesn't work for you, then find what works - but why in the world are people judging and saying things like 'Okay great, glad to see people don't want these encounters'. All you're doing in insulting the people who DO, and the girls who DO offer them. And you know what? I do have one regular gent who pops in when he can for a quick BJ. I like it. He walks in, I get on my knees, and I get him off. Do you think that cheapens me? If you do, I shake my head at you, seriously. I thought this site was the place to keep it to yourself if you're not saying anything nice... well judging and insulting others for their choice of encounters is doing the exact opposite.

Most won't care, as it's clear from his post what he meant and the main person-Cleo- who he was thanking knows what he means so.. I think it's sweet and very nice of him to post such a truthful and flattering post. We all make spelling boboo's but we all don't thank one another enough;) Congrats to you for popping your hobby cherry and to Cleo for making it so memorable:)

Kinda' bored here so please excuse the low grade post. Thought I would do a little research on different kinds of bathroom experiences. THE HOUDINI (also known as "The Ghost"): You know you've crapped. There is crap on the toilet paper but none in the toilet. It just up and disappeared! TEFLON: Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't even feel it. No trace of anything on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it. GOOEY (also known as "The Slider"): This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 times and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underpants so you don't stain them. This one leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. SECOND THOUGHT: You're all done wiping and about to stand up when you realize it, you've got some more. THE ELVIS: This is what killed the King. It doesn't want to come out until you're all sweaty, trembling, and purple from straining so hard. Try not to leave bite marks on the door. WEIGHT WATCHERS: You drop so much you loose several kilograms. RIGHT NOW: You better be within 30 seconds of a toilet. You burn rubber getting there. Take small steps & clench tightly. Usually, it has its head out before you get your pants down. KING KONG: This one is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. Yelling at it won't do any good. A wire coat hanger works well, so carry one at all times. This one usually happens at someone else's house. CORK (Also known as "The Floater"): Even after the third flush, it's still floating in the bowl. My god. How do I get rid of it ?? WETNESS: Hits the water sideways and makes a big splash that gets you all wet. Loads of laughs! WISH: You sit there all cramped up for several minutes, but no deal. CEMENT BLOCK: You wish that you'd gotten a spinal block before you tried passing that nasty bugger. SNAKE: This one is fairly soft, about as thick as your thumb, and at least three feet long. THE MEXICAN (Also called "The Screamer"): You know it's okay to eat again when your pucker stops burning. BEER AND MEAT PIE: This happens the day after the night before. Normally the doo don't smell too bad, but this one is BAD!!. Usually this happens at someone else's house and there is someone standing outside the door waiting to use the bathroom. *Note: This one is my favourite. I dropped one of these at work. I was washing my hands while the next guy came in & used the same cubicle. He closed the door, only to have to do an emergency evacuation 2 seconds later. Instant gratification.

Personally, I don't like them much. I prefer to be able to put an introductory email together on my own, and to arrange it and add bits as I see fit. The form seems... impersonal. I hear what you say about not getting the information you want, or just getting one-line mails, but.... you could always use that as screening :) I believe many ladies do.

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After popin my "hobby cherry" today with the amazing....tantalizing.......shit come on who am I kidding there are no words to describe you Cleo. I got to thinking what other gentlemen's thought where on that feellings and thoughts right before....than on that ride home? my rec will be posted soon about today....I do not mean as far as over all experience. I just mean for all the guys who where like I "was" and a "virgin hobbiest". THANK YOU CERB. YOU HAVE SAVED ME!!!!!!!

I do think that if a lady is open to it, she'll mention it on her site, or you could purrhaps work something out once you know each other. I do know of a girl who once worked out a 'trade' with a personal trainer. But unless she brings it up, I think it is simply another form of negotiation and I think we all know how girls tend to feel about that :whipping:

I'm seeking services from a companion, not looking to trade services with her.

I'm 'out' about being an escort in my personal life. When I meet new people, I test the waters before I tell them but I don't hesitate overly long. The issue I often face when meeting new people is something along the following. They say, "it's alright that you're an escort, but... your clients... aren't they kind of gross? Isn't it nasty to have to do things you don't want to do with people you aren't attracted to, or who are dirty?" I'm always really amazed that people say those sorts of things. I adore my clients, and I'm lucky to have had very positive experiences. They ask me lots of mean questions (i.e. about hygiene, weight, appearance, STIs, etc) as if this were a reason to stigmatize, or dislike, not my job as an escort, but rather the clients that seek my services... Ewwww seems to be their reaction. So I've done a few things to 'humanize' clients in the minds of the people I meet. I usually say, "Do you like your dad, brother, uncle, cousin?" "Well, of course", they say. "He's probably my most typical client", I respond. They are shocked. I say other things too, of course, but that's usually where I start... My question is for the clients on the board, if you could say anything to the people I talk to, what would you want to say about yourself? While I'm really good at defending my clients in these situations, I'm curious to see what other people would say if they could be open about their involvement on CERB.

How do you feel about completing a booking form for initial contact with a provider? I find I'm asking the same questions repeatedly of gentlemen who fail to provide basic information with their initial contact, like their location, and I thought I might add a basic booking form to my website. For example, I post seven locations and get emails like "lets get together". I'm trying to reduce the volume of emails while at the same time obtain all the necessary information I require. Are you less likely to book, more likely to book, or indifferent to the process? Basic questions asked would be first name, email, location, preferred date, preferred time of day, and duration of encounter. Really appreciate your input cerbites, this will help me provide a better service and more prompt responses to inquiries.

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Years ago, as a young woman in my 20s, I was standing in the packing area at a drop zone, talking to some people I didn't know. One person noted that I had a pager (we didn't have cell phones way back when), and asked me what I did for a living that I needed to carry a pager. I replied that I was a call girl. Everybody laughed and wanted to know what I really did. So I said I was an obstetrician and I was on-call. They readily bought that. Another time, a jumper's wife made a rare visit to the DZ one weekend, and was talking with us girls. At some point, we found ourselves alone and she had questions about E, another jumper. Her husband had told her that there was a prostitute jumping at the DZ, and she assumed it was E. E did her hair and applied make-up in the morning at the DZ. E wore sexy clothing and even a sexy jumpsuit. She was flirtatious. You should have seen her face when I explained that E worked for one of the hospitals in Toronto, and I was the prostitute. No one hates the damned stigmas more than I do, but I also recognize that they protect us. I don't really look or act like what people expect a prostitute to look like or act like, except when I'm in a session. My customers don't look like what most people expect customers to look like. This allows us to walk free, with invisibility cloaks, unseen and unbothered by those who might bother us if they were able to see us. Perhaps for single customers, it's more important to be able to come out and not be negatively judged for using the services of. Most of the men I've entertained over the years have been married men, men in position of trust in the businesses or communities, and for them, complete secrecy was probably more important than feeling understood by society. We know the stigma is way wrong. And we know that stigmas often are way wrong. Isn't that good enough? Many of us have had people in our lives who knew who we were, and I think we've been able to challenge some notions on a person-by-person basis. But hey! We're up against Hollywood.

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I usually do, but the one that scared me to death was. The Conjuring. Freaky as all hell.

Some of my most arousing interludes involved watching porn. I think watching others have sex, become excited is very exciting and can certainly heighten my arousal, man on man, girl on girl, guy on girl, girl on guy, it's all good. Watching and hearing people in the midst of horniness and orgasm is super hot, to me anyways;)

Watching porn alone - you bet! Watching porn cuddled up with a special lady with her pointing to something and saying "I want you to do that with me now!" - fantastic! Having porn playing in the background during "funtime" -- no thanks, the lady is all the stimulation I need.

After a couple of texts today I was able to schedule a visit with Natasha from Quebec. She had a nice incall location downtown halifax. I must say, she is a very beautiful girl and very warm and friendly. She made me feel extremely comfortable right from the get go. If her gorgeous looks and great attitude were not already enough, I was completely blown away by her many skills once the fun stuff began. I had an amazing time and look forward to seeing her again!

Congratulations cdncasanova! Sounds like you picked the right lady in Cleo. I had my first (and second a few days later) experience just a couple of weeks ago with EmilyJ and it was so much better than I had expected. Leading up to the event I was extremely nervous and was half expecting to come down with a case of "Limp Noodle Syndrome" during the encounter. I had already been exchanging email with Emily so she was aware of me being new to this and that I was nervous. When I arrived at her incall place she quickly made me feel at ease and the rest of the activities just fell perfectly into place. When I left I felt like doing that Lionel Richie song "Dancing on the Ceiling" and also had a big sense of relief that not only was I able to go through with it, but that I'll be doing this many many times more. So for next time, which I hope won't be too far in the future, I am expecting/hoping for a more regular level of nervousness and excitement like roamingguy said in his post.

I also knew what he meant when he posted it.

This is the lady's livelihood they likely want payment at their normal rate not something else given instead. I give a gift card as well as payment for an encounter but I don't look for trades RG

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Hi badkirby, there was a flurry of recent discussion on this topic actually, so you might not get too many responses here. But take a look here for starters: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=154415 The only thing I'll add is that if it turns you you need more time finishing, then the same guidelines apply as with any other time allotment: You either ask the lady if you're able to offer an additional donation to increase your time (and abide by her answer--you may want to ask ahead of time if this would be an option) or you leave after your agreed upon time with the knowledge that you should book longer for the next encounter.

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Most of the forms I have seen have an area where you can add a message and give more detailed information as you see fit...no different than sending an email, but the lady is guaranteed to get the information she requires. And yes, if you aren't serious enough to fill out the form....than how serious are you about really seeing the lady.

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I was a dancer on and off for 3 years.. I still am but I'm more off than on. I am the type of girl that needs to chat before CR. I'd like to say something here that makes you feel appreciated but in reality it is because I can tell if the guy is going to be a problem by talking to him. I'll take the time to get to know someone so that I feel safe back there. I do however understand that girls need to make their money and my way of doing it often doesnt work out. Think about it, you spend half another chatting with a guy who takes you for one dance or, worse, none at all. Many dancers play the numbers game and they make more than I ever did - do they have as much fun? do they have more problems? well thats the risk we all take. Also, please understand that lots of girls nee to get in the mood. Dancing should be done by those who enjoy it.... but it used to be very good money so women who really had no business pursuing it did. Those girls need to "get warmed up" slowly when they come to work. They have a few drinks, take hours to get ready and then stand around. Ladies who love it even have issues when it is dead sometimes. It sucks performing on an empty stage. All this to say that I think dancing is a dying thing. I think too many get in to it for the money alone and it has ruined it for thos eof us who enjoy the art and the fun. I'm sorry that you ran in to these issues. They are too common

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That is how it is supposed to be ;) But this practice takes thinking ahead, and not just for the moment. Returning a text can sometimes cause A LOT of trouble. I would hate to be the cause of something like that, therefore I always use the above stated method when it comes to texting. IMHO-returning text hours later, unless it was actually requested, says a lot about how the sp views discretion.

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Another good indicator is look at the girls who are active on here. Sugar kayne, Jade and Madison sparks come to mind. I have seen Sugar and Jade of those three and both are wonderful ladies.

That's exactly how I feel!

Thanks for starting this thread, Nat. In answer to your question, basically i tell people, when the opportunity arises, is basically this, in one way, shape or form:

Terrific thread, Nathalie! I would just really want people to know the respect I have for the ladies I have the opportunity to meet. I could handle assumptions that I must be a loser. Or gross. Could only possibly get sexy by paying for it. Addicted to boobs (okay, that last one may have some truth). But I find the stereotype that I'm happily exploiting women who must surely be victimized deeply troubling and insulting.

Like many of the previous posters I am: a boss, a dad, a little league coach, an uncle, a brother, someone's significant other, a neighbor - pretty much your typical gray haired law abiding tax payer. But I'm fortunate enough to be able to afford to spend some special private time with some very special ladies. This is a complete secret from absolutely everyone except the ladies I see. Part of the allure is that it is my own secret - a part of me that is not predictable. Different than anyone would expect of me.

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