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I wouldnt. Gifts are gifts. Thats not what pays my bills. (420 included)

Just came to read this thread for the first time and... OUCH people! Wow is all i can say to some of these responses. I used to regularly offer 15-minute encounters when I started in the industry. A lot of guys liked it as a 'quick introduction' and would book longer the next time. They NEVER made me feel cheapened or like cum dumpster. I don't offer them regularly anymore (I don't really offer anything less than an hour) because I personally prefer longer encounters - but I would never, EVER judge someone for wanting a quick release. And I definitely would never demean a woman for offering it. If you need more than 15 minutes, great! You're in a place where many ladies specialize in longer encounters. The 'full experience' so to speak. But some guys can only afford a quick bj. Or maybe their SO is watching their time so really that's all they can fit in. ANd maybe the SP needs to money to pay her rent. If it doesn't work for you, then find what works - but why in the world are people judging and saying things like 'Okay great, glad to see people don't want these encounters'. All you're doing in insulting the people who DO, and the girls who DO offer them. And you know what? I do have one regular gent who pops in when he can for a quick BJ. I like it. He walks in, I get on my knees, and I get him off. Do you think that cheapens me? If you do, I shake my head at you, seriously. I thought this site was the place to keep it to yourself if you're not saying anything nice... well judging and insulting others for their choice of encounters is doing the exact opposite.

Most won't care, as it's clear from his post what he meant and the main person-Cleo- who he was thanking knows what he means so.. I think it's sweet and very nice of him to post such a truthful and flattering post. We all make spelling boboo's but we all don't thank one another enough;) Congrats to you for popping your hobby cherry and to Cleo for making it so memorable:)

Kinda' bored here so please excuse the low grade post. Thought I would do a little research on different kinds of bathroom experiences. THE HOUDINI (also known as "The Ghost"): You know you've crapped. There is crap on the toilet paper but none in the toilet. It just up and disappeared! TEFLON: Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't even feel it. No trace of anything on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it. GOOEY (also known as "The Slider"): This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 times and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underpants so you don't stain them. This one leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. SECOND THOUGHT: You're all done wiping and about to stand up when you realize it, you've got some more. THE ELVIS: This is what killed the King. It doesn't want to come out until you're all sweaty, trembling, and purple from straining so hard. Try not to leave bite marks on the door. WEIGHT WATCHERS: You drop so much you loose several kilograms. RIGHT NOW: You better be within 30 seconds of a toilet. You burn rubber getting there. Take small steps & clench tightly. Usually, it has its head out before you get your pants down. KING KONG: This one is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. Yelling at it won't do any good. A wire coat hanger works well, so carry one at all times. This one usually happens at someone else's house. CORK (Also known as "The Floater"): Even after the third flush, it's still floating in the bowl. My god. How do I get rid of it ?? WETNESS: Hits the water sideways and makes a big splash that gets you all wet. Loads of laughs! WISH: You sit there all cramped up for several minutes, but no deal. CEMENT BLOCK: You wish that you'd gotten a spinal block before you tried passing that nasty bugger. SNAKE: This one is fairly soft, about as thick as your thumb, and at least three feet long. THE MEXICAN (Also called "The Screamer"): You know it's okay to eat again when your pucker stops burning. BEER AND MEAT PIE: This happens the day after the night before. Normally the doo don't smell too bad, but this one is BAD!!. Usually this happens at someone else's house and there is someone standing outside the door waiting to use the bathroom. *Note: This one is my favourite. I dropped one of these at work. I was washing my hands while the next guy came in & used the same cubicle. He closed the door, only to have to do an emergency evacuation 2 seconds later. Instant gratification.

Personally, I don't like them much. I prefer to be able to put an introductory email together on my own, and to arrange it and add bits as I see fit. The form seems... impersonal. I hear what you say about not getting the information you want, or just getting one-line mails, but.... you could always use that as screening :) I believe many ladies do.

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After popin my "hobby cherry" today with the amazing....tantalizing.......shit come on who am I kidding there are no words to describe you Cleo. I got to thinking what other gentlemen's thought where on that feellings and thoughts right before....than on that ride home? my rec will be posted soon about today....I do not mean as far as over all experience. I just mean for all the guys who where like I "was" and a "virgin hobbiest". THANK YOU CERB. YOU HAVE SAVED ME!!!!!!!

I do think that if a lady is open to it, she'll mention it on her site, or you could purrhaps work something out once you know each other. I do know of a girl who once worked out a 'trade' with a personal trainer. But unless she brings it up, I think it is simply another form of negotiation and I think we all know how girls tend to feel about that :whipping:

I'm seeking services from a companion, not looking to trade services with her.

I'm 'out' about being an escort in my personal life. When I meet new people, I test the waters before I tell them but I don't hesitate overly long. The issue I often face when meeting new people is something along the following. They say, "it's alright that you're an escort, but... your clients... aren't they kind of gross? Isn't it nasty to have to do things you don't want to do with people you aren't attracted to, or who are dirty?" I'm always really amazed that people say those sorts of things. I adore my clients, and I'm lucky to have had very positive experiences. They ask me lots of mean questions (i.e. about hygiene, weight, appearance, STIs, etc) as if this were a reason to stigmatize, or dislike, not my job as an escort, but rather the clients that seek my services... Ewwww seems to be their reaction. So I've done a few things to 'humanize' clients in the minds of the people I meet. I usually say, "Do you like your dad, brother, uncle, cousin?" "Well, of course", they say. "He's probably my most typical client", I respond. They are shocked. I say other things too, of course, but that's usually where I start... My question is for the clients on the board, if you could say anything to the people I talk to, what would you want to say about yourself? While I'm really good at defending my clients in these situations, I'm curious to see what other people would say if they could be open about their involvement on CERB.

How do you feel about completing a booking form for initial contact with a provider? I find I'm asking the same questions repeatedly of gentlemen who fail to provide basic information with their initial contact, like their location, and I thought I might add a basic booking form to my website. For example, I post seven locations and get emails like "lets get together". I'm trying to reduce the volume of emails while at the same time obtain all the necessary information I require. Are you less likely to book, more likely to book, or indifferent to the process? Basic questions asked would be first name, email, location, preferred date, preferred time of day, and duration of encounter. Really appreciate your input cerbites, this will help me provide a better service and more prompt responses to inquiries.

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Years ago, as a young woman in my 20s, I was standing in the packing area at a drop zone, talking to some people I didn't know. One person noted that I had a pager (we didn't have cell phones way back when), and asked me what I did for a living that I needed to carry a pager. I replied that I was a call girl. Everybody laughed and wanted to know what I really did. So I said I was an obstetrician and I was on-call. They readily bought that. Another time, a jumper's wife made a rare visit to the DZ one weekend, and was talking with us girls. At some point, we found ourselves alone and she had questions about E, another jumper. Her husband had told her that there was a prostitute jumping at the DZ, and she assumed it was E. E did her hair and applied make-up in the morning at the DZ. E wore sexy clothing and even a sexy jumpsuit. She was flirtatious. You should have seen her face when I explained that E worked for one of the hospitals in Toronto, and I was the prostitute. No one hates the damned stigmas more than I do, but I also recognize that they protect us. I don't really look or act like what people expect a prostitute to look like or act like, except when I'm in a session. My customers don't look like what most people expect customers to look like. This allows us to walk free, with invisibility cloaks, unseen and unbothered by those who might bother us if they were able to see us. Perhaps for single customers, it's more important to be able to come out and not be negatively judged for using the services of. Most of the men I've entertained over the years have been married men, men in position of trust in the businesses or communities, and for them, complete secrecy was probably more important than feeling understood by society. We know the stigma is way wrong. And we know that stigmas often are way wrong. Isn't that good enough? Many of us have had people in our lives who knew who we were, and I think we've been able to challenge some notions on a person-by-person basis. But hey! We're up against Hollywood.

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I usually do, but the one that scared me to death was. The Conjuring. Freaky as all hell.

Some of my most arousing interludes involved watching porn. I think watching others have sex, become excited is very exciting and can certainly heighten my arousal, man on man, girl on girl, guy on girl, girl on guy, it's all good. Watching and hearing people in the midst of horniness and orgasm is super hot, to me anyways;)

Watching porn alone - you bet! Watching porn cuddled up with a special lady with her pointing to something and saying "I want you to do that with me now!" - fantastic! Having porn playing in the background during "funtime" -- no thanks, the lady is all the stimulation I need.

Well do ya? There are lots of marathons and binge watching opportunities. What are your all time favourite spine tinglers? Here is my short list to get it started House on Haunted Hill Thirteen Ghosts Ghost Ship Alien Scanners Halloween Carrie Rose Red - Stephen King mini-series Evil Dead Army of Darkness Cabin in the Woods Night of the Living Dead American Werewolf in London Not on my list... Friday the 13th, Halloween II and onwards, Scream II and onwards, Nightmare on Elm Street franchise, Saw franchise.

So i asked the wife for a three sum the last two years for my b day and she asked why does it have to be two girls why not two guys. Stoped me dead but thought about it. So my question is does any one know of a male SP that would be up for some thing like that? Any help would be great as i tried googleing male SP and nuthing. Any recommendations?

After a couple of texts today I was able to schedule a visit with Natasha from Quebec. She had a nice incall location downtown halifax. I must say, she is a very beautiful girl and very warm and friendly. She made me feel extremely comfortable right from the get go. If her gorgeous looks and great attitude were not already enough, I was completely blown away by her many skills once the fun stuff began. I had an amazing time and look forward to seeing her again!

On my site, when you use the contact option, you will be asked few easy questions. Whereas I have many options to choice from, I ask which service they are interested, scented products or not, smoker/non, age, and duration of visit, and where they seen my ad. I makes it so much easier to make a properly informed booking. Yes, it is very time consuming to answer each question from all the inquiries. I like to get exactly they are looking for, and to answer all the questions in one shot. I have been told that they find it easy and convenient to use, as well as, the client usually likes that I have asked him, so he can better be prepared for his date:) At times on the spot bookings are welcomed, but if the are asking about way to much details, or doesn't know the lingo, I as them to take a peek at the site and call back. Hope this helps?

I also knew what he meant when he posted it.

Don't shoot the messenger, just asking not for for in general. I have been offered discounted price in exchange for my services as a professional, at that point I walked away, just seeing if this was a one time thing or common. Cleo I would never offer you anything but more money, I have still not had the chance if meeting you , Herds lots Thank

Perhaps keeping 420 out of the question would be better.

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Hi badkirby, there was a flurry of recent discussion on this topic actually, so you might not get too many responses here. But take a look here for starters: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=154415 The only thing I'll add is that if it turns you you need more time finishing, then the same guidelines apply as with any other time allotment: You either ask the lady if you're able to offer an additional donation to increase your time (and abide by her answer--you may want to ask ahead of time if this would be an option) or you leave after your agreed upon time with the knowledge that you should book longer for the next encounter.

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Most of the forms I have seen have an area where you can add a message and give more detailed information as you see fit...no different than sending an email, but the lady is guaranteed to get the information she requires. And yes, if you aren't serious enough to fill out the form....than how serious are you about really seeing the lady.

Both of you, you are so unruly and in need of a woman's advice, either of you contact me ASAP. You are never going to attract the " right clients " to The Lodge if you don't BONE up on your manners and etiquette. Lets face it, you are all darlings and I know you all personally but you just don't have what it takes ( at this time ) to make it work. I am here to help, and I even have ladies you can practice, manners, decorum and charm on. Guys I really love you all so lets get together so by Christmas you will have lovely lady client's that will be proud to endorse and recommend you! With love and respect, Katherine

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Any list of horror movies without the Exorcist is incomplete for me. I watch them all every Halloween (even though the only really good one is the first) If time permits I add in the first Omen movie (the original) and The Changeling (the original with George C Scott) I watch horror movies all the time, I freaking love them! There's very few that actually scare me, and a lot don't have great stories, but I watch most of them anyway. You never know when you'll stumble on a great one.

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I was a dancer on and off for 3 years.. I still am but I'm more off than on. I am the type of girl that needs to chat before CR. I'd like to say something here that makes you feel appreciated but in reality it is because I can tell if the guy is going to be a problem by talking to him. I'll take the time to get to know someone so that I feel safe back there. I do however understand that girls need to make their money and my way of doing it often doesnt work out. Think about it, you spend half another chatting with a guy who takes you for one dance or, worse, none at all. Many dancers play the numbers game and they make more than I ever did - do they have as much fun? do they have more problems? well thats the risk we all take. Also, please understand that lots of girls nee to get in the mood. Dancing should be done by those who enjoy it.... but it used to be very good money so women who really had no business pursuing it did. Those girls need to "get warmed up" slowly when they come to work. They have a few drinks, take hours to get ready and then stand around. Ladies who love it even have issues when it is dead sometimes. It sucks performing on an empty stage. All this to say that I think dancing is a dying thing. I think too many get in to it for the money alone and it has ruined it for thos eof us who enjoy the art and the fun. I'm sorry that you ran in to these issues. They are too common

Thank you Cristy - very informative. I learned something new too!

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That is how it is supposed to be ;) But this practice takes thinking ahead, and not just for the moment. Returning a text can sometimes cause A LOT of trouble. I would hate to be the cause of something like that, therefore I always use the above stated method when it comes to texting. IMHO-returning text hours later, unless it was actually requested, says a lot about how the sp views discretion.

Over a month ago, I had the opportunity to visit Anna while she was offering incalls in lovely Kingston. Prior to our engagment we had sent pm's back and forth to each other and then quickly became text messages, and being of the flirtious type of texts. We quickly became very intrigued by each other. Anna is a very attractive lady, with beautiful smile that would light up any room,gorgeous blue eyes, she is curvy but with beautiful curves, soft skin and lips that when kissed she will melt your heart. Anna has the most beautiful soft 38DD breasts, and I loved caressing her beautiful breasts :) When I arrived at her location, our lips were sealed for a long hello, a very sensual and soft long kiss. I brought some fruit,bottled waters and OJ for our 2 hour apppointment. We chatted a bit, sat on the edge of the bed, and then lips got tangled, hands were roaming and clothes started coming off as we were both getting very aroused. Anna's smile was now glowing and we were both naked, and lying in the huge bed while kissing and caressing each other, wasn't long before, I decided to pleasure, Anna and did she enjoy it. I wanted her to ride my face so we changed positions, and she sat on my face and held the headboard while I devoured her and stroked my own cock at times, I also ran my big soft hands along her body and holding her beautiful soft breasts and pinching her nipples gently Anna had goosebumps all over her body. She could see in the mirror what I was up to, and it was arousing her more, she was now in a state where her moans were deep and her breathing became very heavy, she was having a clitoral orgasm, soon I could not hear anything as my head was nicely smothered tightly between her thighs, and I could hear from inside her body her moans, and felt her quivers and shakes. What a beautiful feeling and what a way arousing a lady first thing in the am with an orgasm for her. :) It wasn't long before Anna decided to treat myself to her magical oral pleasure, she knew exactly how to get me aroused to start, by deep kisses, running her finger nails along the side of my body, pinching my nipples so goosebumps were raised on my skin. She kissed my body and worked her way down, and gave me so great oral, nice and slow, and very arousing. I told Anna it was time, so she brought out the cover, and she rode me cowgirl for a while, the we rolled to our sides while I was still deep inside her, and we were kissing passionately, soon I rolled on top of her in missionary, and it was long and slow and beautiful. After my 1st SOG, we cuddled for a while, we caressed bodies, we kissed deeply, and then of course I got hard again ;) It did not take us long for some positions used, more oral on each other and muiltple orgasms for her. Anna was pure delight to meet, she is great to talk too, she is great lover, she was great to snuggle with, and she certainly made my morning very arousing. My appointment was not rushed at all, it lived up exactly what I thought it would be, a beautiful mature lady with gorgeous curves and both us pleasuring each other, and becoming friends that we would certainly enjoy each others company again. Thanks Anna for such a memorable time together. Pete Xoxo

Another good indicator is look at the girls who are active on here. Sugar kayne, Jade and Madison sparks come to mind. I have seen Sugar and Jade of those three and both are wonderful ladies.

Well I think 15 minute sessions are great...so great in fact that I always book at least 4 of them back to back! :icon_wink:

I can't speak for others, I can tell you I'm the nice guy who cares a lot for others. The guy that worked hard and long hours and saved his money to own a house and car. The loving husband to a wife he will always love. The man who had a dream of having a family. To give my kids what I never had to love and support them. To be called dad, and to be the complete opposite of my mother. I was an "ordinary guy" like most, until tragedy struck. My dreams began to fade losing the chance at become a father, then sickness struck my wife and another chance at becoming a father was forced to abort due to degrading and debilitating health of my wife. As my wife intimacy and love for me faded my dreams shattered. Along with my will and faith to live. In my darkest hour I planned my final hours and being with a woman one last time was part of it. It saved my life, the feeling of being loved stopped my dark thought, calmed me down and made me capable of thinking clearly enough to realize my need, to help me change. So your not providing some gross guy with sex, your saving a broken man life, helping him get back on his feet emotionally and mentally. I really don't care much about what society thinks about me I learned that lesson long ago. According to society and even statistics I should of followed a different path. Coming from an abusive childhood I should of been a hard drug user with a criminal record a mile long. No I chose to be different I stayed away from the path, I never use drugs and I have a clean record. I love to prove people who say I'm something that I'm not, wrong. Society can kiss my ass just like my mom who said I was stupid. Well I did graduate and go on to college. Perhaps were not ordinary people after all were extraordinary people. We don't have to waste time and energy to try and pickup some random girl. We don't have to lie to them and say we will call them. We are honest about it, yes it may be a transaction but its one that can end whenever I want without hurting anyone. We don't have to pretend we're something we're not just to "get laid". If that not being a gentleman I don't know what is. I think bottom line we are people all unique in our own way. We just do what we do to satisfy a need, desire or fantasy. We all have our reasons and that what make us human. So Nat you can tell them that we are human being and nothing less. Just like them. Thanks for standing up for us!

Thanks for starting this thread, Nat. In answer to your question, basically i tell people, when the opportunity arises, is basically this, in one way, shape or form:

You said (copied/pasted) " I always thought that the general consensus was that all men were dogs and would do what ever they needed to to get laid" Men see professional companions not just for sex, but also for the emotional connection, escape, companionship, memories and even friendships made Reducing the transaction by saying the general consensus was that all men were dogs and would do what ever they needed to get laid (your words) feeds right into the societal stigma that seeing professional companions is about sex and nothing else. I know I value and respect the ladies I see, and I'm sure most gentlemen do. Does that make us dogs? I know I resent being labeled as such, I'm sure other gentlemen do to. And it's that labeling that leads to stigmatizing RG

I know you asked for client input but I wanted to comment here. I think the big thing that should be communicated is that our guests are just like anyone else. Everyone has wants and needs, some that get met and some that don't. Our clients are just more pro-active in having their needs met in a safe and enjoyable way that harms no one. Everyone needs human touch and companionship yet sometimes life gets in the way of being able to have committed and fulfilling relationships. As men and women, we too often deny ourselves basic needs for no apparent reason except that we "should". Our clients could be, and normally are, anyone of any walk of life, any color, race and even religion. No different from friends, family, co-workers, neighbors or favorite barrista. It's not just about sex, it's about human connection and companionship, touch, focusing on ones self for a moment in time. Something everyone wants at one time or another.

Nat, There are so many falsehoods that surround this business on both sides. Quiet frankly , in my everyday life I'm quite sure that nobody would surmise that I choose to enjoy the company of companions. I don't have that "seedy" factor that many wrongly assume about clients and companions. I take my small kids who I adore to swimming lessons and sit with all the other parents waiting for my daughter at her dance lessons. I always make sure that whenever possible I'm home to brush my kids teeth, read them their story and put them to bed. I'm silly and can reduce myself to a child to play with them and relate to the world on their level. I'm an excellent Dad. I'm at the top of my profession, wear a suit almost every day and day in, day out I professionally present the image of walking the straight and narrow. Despite the irony, I am an excellent supportive husband that actually worships his wife and thanks the stars every day that she is in my life. I volunteer for charities, play music and sing at old age homes to entertain throughout the year in an attempt to just contribute a little bit more. To the outside world I present the epitome of having my life together. I'm sure I'm not alone in this there are other clients who's own story mirrors mine. Just as you state many of us clients are in fact just "real everyday people". We all have our own personal reasons why we choose to enjoy the company of companions but for many of us that reason is not that, "nobody else would have sex with us unless paid". It's so much more broad and can't just be reduced to "dollars for sex". Yes there is sex, but in my case it's more about an aspect of intimacy and closeness that I crave and sometimes that's just simply the sensation of a beautiful ladies hand in mine as we lay together. Beautiful, simple and definitely not "gross". I don't know if I explained myself or my thoughts properly but it can just be summed up by saying, "I'm an everyday real man".

The CR in Barb's is definitely the least private in Ottawa, but it's truly a non-issue during the daytime, as a few posters have already pointed out! As for dancers ignoring customers eying them... Don't be shy, just go up and say hi. You may think you're being obvious with your eye contact, but that's not always the case.