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Let's also keep in mind that the focus of CKs diary is Bait and Switch and sometimes potentially dangerous situations. These things are allowed to be posted on CERB too. There is an actual section for this for almost all cities, but it hardly ever gets used. I think these areas could be used much more than they currently are, since B&S/perceived danger covers a lot of the most serious issues with providers. CK doesn't post negative reviews or subjective information about ladies. The info he posts is not usually a matter of opinion, which "reviews" are. That's the difference. While I am not in favour of "review" sites, I do think that getting out information about b&s/dangerous situations is important, and will only benefit the honest providers, the honest gentlemen, and the industry overall. This is not the same as posting negative (and often hurtful) reviews about perceived appearances, services, expectations, etc, which are all always subjective and always YMMV. (And btw, life is YMMV. The phrase existed long before online escort communities.) I don't know about others, but just from casual browsing, I find it pretty easy to figure out by looking at ads, websites, photos, recos, etc who is legit and who's probably not. I don't understand why it's so hard for others to figure this out. And I find it unfortunate that there is still people who think it's appropriate to publicly post about such intimate, and subjective matters having to do with another fellow human being who may just have had a bad day or didn't like the cut of your jib. Thankfully, for the perfection-seekers, the sex-robots will be here soon enough! ;)

I've learned the hard way over the years what are bad Christmas gift ideas for girlfriend (or SO): $100 as a gift card is ok, $100 in cash is bad any appliance or kitchen implement - even if she specifically asked for it any cleaning item - even if she specifically asked for it clothes - you will never get the size right, even if you buy something identical to what she already has in another colour and bring that item to the store to have a female sales associate confirm the size correct -- the one she has is too big or too small. Diet or fitness products - 'nuff said Tickets to sporting events Perfume - see "clothes" above Anything that resembles something her mother has Cosmetics (especially wrinkle cream) A gift you've already given - we men have horrible memories, I keep a "gift book" and write down what I've given for birthdays, anniversaries, Christmas, etc. A bowling ball with "Homer" on it: Any thoughts on good gift ideas or other things to be avoided?

Not knowing the thread, I will say that we have all been there at one point or another. It is a community here filled with colorful personalities, and sometimes we clash with a few...but then again a few weeks later....we come back together again. Much like siblings, we can disagree, get hurt, or upset, but there is always someone else who understands you. Or we come together and learn the other person a bit better. Good luck, and I am sure you know that if you joined us again there are many who would welcome you with open arms:) xoxo Sophia

So I had an appointment today with the lovely ebony Adryanna today and I have to tell you the anticipation was off the charts. You see our last encounter ended in the usual volcano eruption and seeing stars that she usually generates but we had a little time at the end and chatted about likes and dislikes. This can be very interesting when you get to know your SP. Especially if they open up a little about what they'd like to try. I always find that the interim correspondence for the next visit will always reference the fantasy and build up the anticipation for it. Well the last visit yielded a great deal of information about how much she really does enjoy Greek (cue the cheering from all the fans of the act) and how she'd like to get fucked in front of a mirror standing up. She really wanted to watch the act and see if the visual sent her over the edge. Just the thought of it sends me over the edge! So today, she greeted me with a mischievous smile and matching thong and bra and she led me past the full length mirror in her room. I immediately sprung to attention thinking this fantasy is not just hers, it's mine too. Just to keep this a reasonable length...foreplay, foreplay, foreplay...then we're standing in front of the mirror with her delicious booty wiggling toward my eager dick. We both had a fun show in the mirror and if you haven't seen her gorgeous ass swallow your dick yet, this is NOT to be missed. The lady loves her Greek and went at it until her legs gave out. Didn't achieve the desired result yet so we washed up and proceeded to the next round of lazy doggy style. This is my favorite with her because her perfect ass slaps up against me enhancing the experience. If you're closer to fifty than thirty like I am, you appreciate all the stimulation you can get since the condom dulls the senses a little. Needless to say, volcanic eruption and stars again. And she came too! Fucking awesome sight with her cumming and pushing back on my dick! This lady gets better and better with every encounter. She even knows how to treat us not-so-young-and-not-a-stallion anymore guys. Just the little things like getting me raging hard before the condom get on, fun foreplay and lots of good encouragement. I will continue to have fun with Adryanna whenever she comes to town. Sometimes twice when she cums to town!

I tend to get off the wall gifts. Things I know the recipient would love but never justify buying it for themselves. For example, years ago my mom mentioned, in a short conversation, that she loved stained glass. I bought her a kit to make her own creations. Eight years later, she is an accomplished master of this art. Taking note of minute details in seemingly meaningless conversations can often uncover wonderful and thoughtful gift ideas!

I'm doing my first trip to Ottawa and will be coming to the social with Malika. Really looking forward to it!

Wayne and Shuster

No not all, if that term is being used in a thread (See Cowboy's Diary) Most of those comments are really saving gents the hassle of dealing with fake ad's and scams, or in fact rip off artists. I think there is nothing negative about anyone stating see CK's Diary. In fact saving someone actual harm,or getting ripped off is a benefit to ALL of the gents here on this board that may want to use other sites looking for ladies, he has our best interests. BTW CERB is a recommendation board not a review board. ;)

I recently started to see ads for Sophie that peeked my interest. Soon after her first ad, she joined our community here on CERB and this made me want to make a connection soon. So this past Friday I saw that she was working, I had to make contact. I emailed her as her ad requests and introduced myself and asked a few question. Sophie promptly replied and her email asked me for my phone number and a time she could call to discuss further. This process is a little different for me, however I absolutely understand her desire for discretion and her process for booking. It doesn't matter how many times I meet a woman I am always a little nervous. Being nervous was short lived though as soon as Sophie opened the door. I was met by this petite sexy woman with a big hug and kiss. Sophie is extremely friendly and intelligent and this led to conversation with her being very easy and interesting. We proceeded to talk for awhile getting to know each other which led to her starting to get playful with some kissing and touching. Now, as for the naughty part of our encounter I won't get into the details. Every encounter is going to be different and of course a YMMV situation. I will say though, that Sophie is very sensual, a great kisser and I absolutely loved exploring every inch of her. Sophie was very adept to my needs and desires and accommodated them perfectly. Sophie works a limited schedule, but I would highly recommend to anyone. I certainly plan on repeat visits as often as time permits. Thank you Sophie for the memorable and enjoyable time. It was an absolute pleasure meeting you and I look forward to much more time spent together.

I really don't why it took me so long to visit Vibe spa in the east end, and I'm glad I finally visited their facility, and of course booked with the very sexy Dannika. Firstly the Spa, is so well decorated inside, the room Dannika I had used for our 90 minute session is big, immaculate, and I'm sure the other spa rooms are the same,modern, upbeat, beautiful facilty with music, candles in the room, large shower for 2, plenty of towels,lots of hooks for clothes and of course lots of space with the long massage table and leather couch. So I tip my hat to the owners of Vibe spa, it is class place with great ambience. My session with Dannika, was a very slow and long 90 minutes session with her, where we chatted, got caught up in things, and of course the lovely massage. Dannika has that type of body I enjoy,a beautiful bum, strong upper shoulders and back, with strong legs, and smile I like to look at, she has a great personality too. We enjoyed each others company, touching and teasing with just the right amount of erotic play to lead to a very explosive finish for me. We finished off in the shower together, and having her wash off all the oil off me with a face cloth, was a nice touch, so I returned the favour, we spent some good time in the shower getting each other clean. :) It was great to reconnect with Dannika, and visit her at Vibe Spa, so much that I think the next time I'm in the east end again, I will visit again, that is a certainty. Thanks Dannika, you rocked my Monday and got the week off to a great start.

Christmas gift do...Do give a Christmas gift Christmas gift don't...don't forget Certain items are obvious don'ts...scale, vacuum cleaner, and so on Some kitchen appliance might be ok...for instance I know a few women at work wanting a Keurig coffee maker and were happy when their husbands bought them one for Christmas. Cosmetics are personal, but ladies (at least in my experience in this lifestyle) like gift cards to Sephoria. But if you and your partner are close and communicate you should have an idea of what she will like as a gift Most of all, as cliché as it sounds, when you receive a gift, it's the thought that counts...the flip side, when you are gift giving to your SO, put a little thought into the gift. A rambling RG

Great thoughts so far everyone! I have a few problems with the non-price receipts: -When the gift is exchanged, the recipient doesn't know how much credit they have and may substantially under or over-spend. - Some stores unfortunately will do an even-trade on an exchange for a replacement item of lesser value -- a loss for you and the recipient, a gain for the store. -Some stores are sneaky and will only credit the current after-Christmas sale price when a gift receipt is used. But, gift receipts are better than having something tossed in a dark closet never to see the light of day again.

A Christmas do-give yourself a gift of a visit to a sexy sp, your penis will thank you;) A Christmas don't-gift cards-I think these are for the lazy and lack imagination. There are many things one can give or make. A nice homemade gift shows care and thought or a donation to a charity is always nice and benefits more than just the receiver. I think it's said a gift is something you give that the receiver wants and a present is something you want the receiver to have. Whatever it is put some thought into and it'll be appreciated:) Happy shopping.

Thanks for the mention lovely! However, I actually don't like to guarantee a massage in my sessions, I suffer from carpal tunnel so sometimes it hurts quite a bit and I can't offer a nice massage. However, I can guarantee that both Kathryn Bardot and Nathalie Lefebvre can offer what the OP is looking for :)

Neil Degrasse Tyson may be one of my favouritest people (that's right, "favouritest"...I'm sticking with that!)

My first clue this might be junk science is that it is from Fox News. But that's just my opinion. But does anyone else find it disturbing that, assuming Fox believes it, they filed it under Entertainment? And I loved Emily's links.

With CREB just a click away, I'm never really alone - all you folks are here to keep me company.

Intimacy is critical to a great experience ... so kissing, cuddling, and hugging are vital. I could enjoy an encounter that didn't involve sex, if the kissing and cuddling is present, but I don't enjoy a session that involves sex, but is lacking those other things. So choice of playmate is very important. Porthos

thanks for taking the chance disturbed 101 just got back from seeing her you are right she is amazing beautiful body great personality we did our thing which honestly didnt take long I was over whelmed by her looks then after cleaning up we chatted a bit about some of our experiences a blast will be seeing her again

Reviews often include ratings (10/10 5/10 9/10 etc...) here we do not allow that either (It actually makes a lot of the ladies upset to be graded like meat). Even a 9/10 (something we would all consider top notch) makes many upset cause it's not 10/10 some just avoid that. I also don't like the word reviews I like to just focus on the good and leave everything else out. If someone is not worthy of a great review then don't post anything at all (Sometimes silence is worth more)

Wednesday Victoria 9-4 NEW aka "victoriascrt" Lydia 9-4 NEW Marlie 9-3 aka "Marvelous Marlie" Tianna 9-4 aka "Luscious.Tianna" Elle 9-1 Destiny 12:30-11 Brand NEW to Massage Complimentary Training Duo's with Sasha today :smile: Sasha 12:30-11 aka "Sasha-Paradise" Riley 3:30-11 aka "Riley Parks" Salina 2:30-11 aka "Salinaflower" Jamie 3:30-11 aka "Jamie-xo" ****TOY MOUNTAIN http://ottawa.ctvnews.ca/toy-mountain It is fantastic to see that more of our Cerb Community is taking part in our Toy Mountain Adventure :wink: More toys for the children! Let's all make a difference! Come show your support to the less fortunate children in Ottawa this holiday season. From December 1st-14th,2013 we will be contributing $10. from every 1 hour or longer massage session to Toy Mountain......you are also welcome to give a cash donation at the spa! Alicia aka "Emma" Just Hired http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=8280 Destiny Just Hired http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=8282 New Online Ad check it out http://www.cerb.ca/classifieds/ottaw...op-ladies.html New Sexy Pics http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/the-angels/ Come for a 4 hand massage in our getaway room....an experience you will never forget Ottawa's Best Room! Regular Room spacious and in room shower Single Massage: 30 minutes $55. 45 minutes on special for $65. 60 minutes $80. 90 minutes $120. Session time @ Discretion of MA Duo Massage: 30 minute on special for $80. 45 minute on special for $100. 60 minute on special for $130. Getaway Room Fee: Room Features a hot tub,6 ft custom shower and fireplace for your enjoyment Single Massage: 30 minutes $70. 45 minutes $85. 60 minutes $100. 90 minutes $150. Session time @ Discretion of MA Duo Massage/Couples Massage: 2 Attendant 30 minute $100. 45 minute $120. 60 minute $150. Couples Massage: 1 Attendant 30 minute $70. 45 minute $85. 60 minute $100. HST included in all door fee prices Longer Session times available and at the Discretion of MA Jamie's Discussions http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=104412 & http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=J&t=114727 Sasha's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=146238 Tianna's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=136941 Elle's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=152039 Salina's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=144753 Victoria's Recommendations****NEW RECOMMENDATION http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=V&t=156766 ****All MA's trained by Massage Therapist! Top Massage Guaranteed! Lydia-NEW

I grew up an only child, and while I had lots of friends, it still meant there was lots of time for me to be alone. Reflecting on this over the last few years, I am very grateful for it. It really gave me my strong sense of independence and ability to be completely content being alone. I don't need to rely on others for any reason, and I never get lonely or bored. I do lots of stuff alone and it doesn't phase me one bit. There are definitely some parts of my life up to now when I was more social than solitary, but I am definitely at a stage now where I truly prefer to be alone (well, at least alone with my fur babies!) :) I do like people, and I am easily sociable in the right settings, but I prefer it to be in small doses, and to spend the majority of my time doing my own thing. There was a really great episode a couple months ago of DNTO, one of my favourite radio shows about this exact topic called "What happened when you found yourself "going solo"..."Most of us avoid being by ourselves if we can help it. From dining alone to travelling alone to being left at home by ourselves - it's something we've all faced. But sometimes, when we're forced to be on our own, we can surprise ourselves." Really cool stories from a variety of people. It's available online and on podcast to hear: http://www.cbc.ca/dnto/episode/2013/09/26/what-happened-when-you-found-yourself-going-solo/

Damn! You beat me to it! Wayne and Shuster it is, and each episode MUST be interspersed with monotonous Kraft recipe commercials.

A couple come to mind for me. George Stroumboulopoulos and Jian Ghomeshi. More radio guys but I do see them on TV. Anyone gonna mention Rick the Temp? ;>)

Bruno Gerussi Oh, I just saw this isn't limited to just people, so I'm adding these: I could name tons, but I'll let other people have a chance :)

Very hot! A definite turn on. Fingers, lips, tongue...whatever you use, tan lines are fun to trace.

As long as we no the limits, I love been told what to do. I no how to be a good girl and obey although sometimes I can act out and I'l let you do the punishing! About me: I am very outgoing, open minded, sensual, playful. My services include full body massage, Hottub sessions and reverse massage and I cater to some fetish's. Everything that goes on in our session together is 100% confidential ! And that goes both ways! This Week, you can find me in the west end, Paradise Spa Tonight 5:00pm - 9:00pm Friday 3:00pm - 7:00pm 613-820-8887 to book your time!

For myself, I am more likely to visit in summer/spring months. The reason being 2 fold: 1. I have a cottage so it is a win win no matter if I have many visitors, 2. If I do end up with cancelations, no worries...I will head to the beach:) My visits there have gone both ways.... Busy as heck...or too many no shows. If anyone else notices, hotels are very expensive ( maybe winter is cheaper ) so for half of the "inquiries" who actually do arrive, it just doesn't make it :( You can not compare local rates when hotels, restaurants and toll bridges are to considered:( I have cherished friends here, and may plan another visit during winter, but will be at a limited availability. Most ladies here, will advertise for at least a week or 2...why contact us 3 days after we leave? DATES ARE ALWAYS STATED ON ADS...

woohoo :D Can't wait to see everyone again :D

Awesome possum !!! Great job Fella's !! Poor memory I have.....Now was that 57 women and me and a baker fella and a drunken Loneskater taste testing and sampling at the bar still ? ;) Ticky tacky ticky tacky OYE OYE OYE !!

All the best, and i too am sorry to see you go. Communities thrive on a diversity of opinion, and yours will be missed. Porthos

To be honest, if people kept their encounters instead of cancelling on short notice, more ladies would probably come for a visit to PEI. It is hard to justify a trip there when everyone, except for a few gentleman think it is ok to book and cancel with zero notice.

Got the opening and closing paragraphs written as well as the poem written for the family Christmas letter. This letter's been written every year since 1949 by my mother. Due to her advancing dementia this is the second year we "kids" have ghost-written it. We agreed that as long at Mom and Dad are alive there will be a letter. I do my bits. My sister edits it. My brother sees to printing and distribution. Dad signs the finished product. That this needs to be done sucks (rather than her being able to do it) I'm honoured to be able to help.

There are a few threads on this topic, so a few names have been suggested over the years. Jude would be my first option, http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=10711. See this thread as well, http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=144308, and this one, http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=132807 Have fun! toine

I would like to attend - I hope there is still some room left !!!

In my early 30's I spent the better part of a year alone. I worked and interacted but socially I mostly retreated. I had become a cynical smart ass and unintentionally hurt some one feelings with a quip. I was shocked and it made me feel horrible so I kind of disappeared. I spent time reading, sitting in front of the fire, listening to records (I'm old) and over time took a hard look at myself and didn't like what I saw so I used the time to think and reflect on the kind of person I wanted to be and slowly I did figure some of it out. When I emerged I was a much happier positive person, a little quieter, became a good listener and I was more confident. I was asked all the time what was different, had I lost weight, changed my hair or wardrobe. I had no real answer but it seemed I was exuding something and people were drawn to it. A few were a little uncomfortable because I was different and had escaped my box but they too eventually came around. I look back at my alone time with great fondness as it changed my path and I'm so very grateful. Peace MG

For a bachelor, the stove is the most important appliance in the home. No, seriously! It's got the timer on it that tells you when the 30 minutes are up and your pizza is free.

Thanks folks for all the well wishes. It seems the more time I spend here, the younger I feel. The secret to this is no secret at all. Just see a lady every week, have peanut butter and honey on toast every morning, smoke 'em when they got 'em and always be ready to dance and sing a song. Let's go out with the Faces:

I have been following this thread from the start and really it almost seems like and out right war. The main difference between SP Services and MA services are that EXTRAS ARE NOT ON THE MENU WITH AN MA. You are paying over all for time spent with a LADY, she will tease and tempt you in the way decided by the nature of her business Title. Myself, I chose to be an MA because I am more sensual and don't like to think that I need to force an appointment with a predetermined check list of activities that NEED to happen for my client to be happy and feel like they had the best experience. I prefer a natural organic sensual time spent with a gentleman that treats me like a lady and respects the rules of an MA working in a Massage Parlour. As it has been stated many times that Ladies working Indy have more freedom to blur the lines between what an MA can offer, but that is not everyone's cup of tea. IMHO if you want an organic sensual experience than an MA may be the option, and if your looking for a Check List of specific services then an SP is more on the mark for what your looking for. Cost may be a bit different from SP to MA but ultimately your paying for time spent with a Lady and how she makes you feel.... should that price tag change based on services???? That is a question that only you can decide for yourself. And to Clarify GFE MA is a Feeling NOT A LIST OF SERVICES!!!!! It is a connection that you feel like you know the girl and that she genuinely takes your feeling and desires and acts on them. I am PROUD to call myself a GFE MA, but not at the expense of Gentlemen seeking my services thinking that they will get more mileage because I state I offer a GFE experience. My take at least Kisses All XoX

I would stay with the ladies on cerb

I must agree and thank you for taking the time to speak up. This question is not off to the best start. There is no "versus" between an SP or MA. They are both completely different experiences. There's being tactful and asking questions, but I get the impression as well the question was asked for members to explain why they do visit MA's, and for MA's to justify our services and rates? I think that's up to the OP to do his research, read the recommendations, and not challenge the activity and great feedback in the massage area. If I am approached in this manner by an inquiry, I will most likely not be booking with them.

Hi Harvey. If I may say:) most are here for business first but also, at least I'll speak for myself, for pleasure as well and to enjoy the company of a nice gentleman. I offer three different types of encounters so I need to know before the fun begins what encounter we are going to enjoy. As they all include different erotic activities. I like to give my gentlemen friends a choice and get the business out of the way in the beginning then there are no misunderstandings leaving us both relaxed and ready to enjoy each other.:)

In my case aa MA I have all inclusive rates to experience the best encounter. .. working out of a spa I do have to deal with walkins and then I offer the different options ans pricing available.., in this cases I like to do this at the beginning of the session to avoid awkward moments.., but if I am contacted in advance I will just provide an all inclusive rate.. It is as uncomfortable for me to discuss money as it is for the gentleman so I rather do it before gentlemen arrive.. and only leave space for enjoyment during the encounter...

If I can't cuddle and kiss you I don't want to see you. Love my cuddles and kisses!

From my past experience most guys chicken out when it's time for it...lol I always think it's funny because they want us to swallow but they are afraid of their own "Stuff"..lol