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Let's also keep in mind that the focus of CKs diary is Bait and Switch and sometimes potentially dangerous situations. These things are allowed to be posted on CERB too. There is an actual section for this for almost all cities, but it hardly ever gets used. I think these areas could be used much more than they currently are, since B&S/perceived danger covers a lot of the most serious issues with providers. CK doesn't post negative reviews or subjective information about ladies. The info he posts is not usually a matter of opinion, which "reviews" are. That's the difference. While I am not in favour of "review" sites, I do think that getting out information about b&s/dangerous situations is important, and will only benefit the honest providers, the honest gentlemen, and the industry overall. This is not the same as posting negative (and often hurtful) reviews about perceived appearances, services, expectations, etc, which are all always subjective and always YMMV. (And btw, life is YMMV. The phrase existed long before online escort communities.) I don't know about others, but just from casual browsing, I find it pretty easy to figure out by looking at ads, websites, photos, recos, etc who is legit and who's probably not. I don't understand why it's so hard for others to figure this out. And I find it unfortunate that there is still people who think it's appropriate to publicly post about such intimate, and subjective matters having to do with another fellow human being who may just have had a bad day or didn't like the cut of your jib. Thankfully, for the perfection-seekers, the sex-robots will be here soon enough! ;)

I've learned the hard way over the years what are bad Christmas gift ideas for girlfriend (or SO): $100 as a gift card is ok, $100 in cash is bad any appliance or kitchen implement - even if she specifically asked for it any cleaning item - even if she specifically asked for it clothes - you will never get the size right, even if you buy something identical to what she already has in another colour and bring that item to the store to have a female sales associate confirm the size correct -- the one she has is too big or too small. Diet or fitness products - 'nuff said Tickets to sporting events Perfume - see "clothes" above Anything that resembles something her mother has Cosmetics (especially wrinkle cream) A gift you've already given - we men have horrible memories, I keep a "gift book" and write down what I've given for birthdays, anniversaries, Christmas, etc. A bowling ball with "Homer" on it: Any thoughts on good gift ideas or other things to be avoided?

Not knowing the thread, I will say that we have all been there at one point or another. It is a community here filled with colorful personalities, and sometimes we clash with a few...but then again a few weeks later....we come back together again. Much like siblings, we can disagree, get hurt, or upset, but there is always someone else who understands you. Or we come together and learn the other person a bit better. Good luck, and I am sure you know that if you joined us again there are many who would welcome you with open arms:) xoxo Sophia

So I had an appointment today with the lovely ebony Adryanna today and I have to tell you the anticipation was off the charts. You see our last encounter ended in the usual volcano eruption and seeing stars that she usually generates but we had a little time at the end and chatted about likes and dislikes. This can be very interesting when you get to know your SP. Especially if they open up a little about what they'd like to try. I always find that the interim correspondence for the next visit will always reference the fantasy and build up the anticipation for it. Well the last visit yielded a great deal of information about how much she really does enjoy Greek (cue the cheering from all the fans of the act) and how she'd like to get fucked in front of a mirror standing up. She really wanted to watch the act and see if the visual sent her over the edge. Just the thought of it sends me over the edge! So today, she greeted me with a mischievous smile and matching thong and bra and she led me past the full length mirror in her room. I immediately sprung to attention thinking this fantasy is not just hers, it's mine too. Just to keep this a reasonable length...foreplay, foreplay, foreplay...then we're standing in front of the mirror with her delicious booty wiggling toward my eager dick. We both had a fun show in the mirror and if you haven't seen her gorgeous ass swallow your dick yet, this is NOT to be missed. The lady loves her Greek and went at it until her legs gave out. Didn't achieve the desired result yet so we washed up and proceeded to the next round of lazy doggy style. This is my favorite with her because her perfect ass slaps up against me enhancing the experience. If you're closer to fifty than thirty like I am, you appreciate all the stimulation you can get since the condom dulls the senses a little. Needless to say, volcanic eruption and stars again. And she came too! Fucking awesome sight with her cumming and pushing back on my dick! This lady gets better and better with every encounter. She even knows how to treat us not-so-young-and-not-a-stallion anymore guys. Just the little things like getting me raging hard before the condom get on, fun foreplay and lots of good encouragement. I will continue to have fun with Adryanna whenever she comes to town. Sometimes twice when she cums to town!

I tend to get off the wall gifts. Things I know the recipient would love but never justify buying it for themselves. For example, years ago my mom mentioned, in a short conversation, that she loved stained glass. I bought her a kit to make her own creations. Eight years later, she is an accomplished master of this art. Taking note of minute details in seemingly meaningless conversations can often uncover wonderful and thoughtful gift ideas!

I'm doing my first trip to Ottawa and will be coming to the social with Malika. Really looking forward to it!

Wayne and Shuster

No not all, if that term is being used in a thread (See Cowboy's Diary) Most of those comments are really saving gents the hassle of dealing with fake ad's and scams, or in fact rip off artists. I think there is nothing negative about anyone stating see CK's Diary. In fact saving someone actual harm,or getting ripped off is a benefit to ALL of the gents here on this board that may want to use other sites looking for ladies, he has our best interests. BTW CERB is a recommendation board not a review board. ;)

I recently started to see ads for Sophie that peeked my interest. Soon after her first ad, she joined our community here on CERB and this made me want to make a connection soon. So this past Friday I saw that she was working, I had to make contact. I emailed her as her ad requests and introduced myself and asked a few question. Sophie promptly replied and her email asked me for my phone number and a time she could call to discuss further. This process is a little different for me, however I absolutely understand her desire for discretion and her process for booking. It doesn't matter how many times I meet a woman I am always a little nervous. Being nervous was short lived though as soon as Sophie opened the door. I was met by this petite sexy woman with a big hug and kiss. Sophie is extremely friendly and intelligent and this led to conversation with her being very easy and interesting. We proceeded to talk for awhile getting to know each other which led to her starting to get playful with some kissing and touching. Now, as for the naughty part of our encounter I won't get into the details. Every encounter is going to be different and of course a YMMV situation. I will say though, that Sophie is very sensual, a great kisser and I absolutely loved exploring every inch of her. Sophie was very adept to my needs and desires and accommodated them perfectly. Sophie works a limited schedule, but I would highly recommend to anyone. I certainly plan on repeat visits as often as time permits. Thank you Sophie for the memorable and enjoyable time. It was an absolute pleasure meeting you and I look forward to much more time spent together.

I really don't why it took me so long to visit Vibe spa in the east end, and I'm glad I finally visited their facility, and of course booked with the very sexy Dannika. Firstly the Spa, is so well decorated inside, the room Dannika I had used for our 90 minute session is big, immaculate, and I'm sure the other spa rooms are the same,modern, upbeat, beautiful facilty with music, candles in the room, large shower for 2, plenty of towels,lots of hooks for clothes and of course lots of space with the long massage table and leather couch. So I tip my hat to the owners of Vibe spa, it is class place with great ambience. My session with Dannika, was a very slow and long 90 minutes session with her, where we chatted, got caught up in things, and of course the lovely massage. Dannika has that type of body I enjoy,a beautiful bum, strong upper shoulders and back, with strong legs, and smile I like to look at, she has a great personality too. We enjoyed each others company, touching and teasing with just the right amount of erotic play to lead to a very explosive finish for me. We finished off in the shower together, and having her wash off all the oil off me with a face cloth, was a nice touch, so I returned the favour, we spent some good time in the shower getting each other clean. :) It was great to reconnect with Dannika, and visit her at Vibe Spa, so much that I think the next time I'm in the east end again, I will visit again, that is a certainty. Thanks Dannika, you rocked my Monday and got the week off to a great start.

In my experience gifts need to be personal... they have to say that you understand her... that you heard what she likes and you know what makes her tick. Earlier post have hinted at staying away from clothes and cosmetics... force personally I love picking out clothes for people I care about... if you can get it right... it will be very appreciated. Jewelry is seldom wrong but it too needs to match the person... I enjoy giving gifts...and am pretty good at getting it right I think

Couldn't have said it better!

I love gifts. Tools (yes tools), clothing, spa gift certificates, Jewlery, things I wouldn't buy for myself. I always include the receipt with the gift, so if they don't want it, they can always return it and get something they want. Most stores will give a non-price receipt if you ask. I love getting gift certificates to stores I love - that way I can hit the boxing day sales too. I'm a believer of asking what they want. This way, they can at least let you know. Anyone who gives grief over a gift is in my opinion not cool. I once got a hot wax machine that you put your hands into. The idea of putting my hands into hot wax - um, no. However, the giver was really proud she had found this for me, so even though the gift was not something I would use, her happiness was what made the gift something I appreciated.

Neil Degrasse Tyson may be one of my favouritest people (that's right, "favouritest"...I'm sticking with that!)

My first clue this might be junk science is that it is from Fox News. But that's just my opinion. But does anyone else find it disturbing that, assuming Fox believes it, they filed it under Entertainment? And I loved Emily's links.

How could the fisherman in me not mention Bob Izumi and his tv show The Real Fishing Show RG

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It's a valid point that Meaghan points out as I too don't always have internet access as I tend to use the library s computers when I being " bad" ....but.... I have tried leaving phone messages as well but again no response. I'm wondering if she did not come to Halifax . Oh well in the scheme of things and knowing how many other lovely ladies we have on Cerb it's not that big of a deal. It's funny in a way as I have found that sometimes if it's that hard to book it usually doesn't pan out as great as you may have hoped. Some of the best encounters I have had have been spur of the moment. Thanks for everyones input :)

Reviews often include ratings (10/10 5/10 9/10 etc...) here we do not allow that either (It actually makes a lot of the ladies upset to be graded like meat). Even a 9/10 (something we would all consider top notch) makes many upset cause it's not 10/10 some just avoid that. I also don't like the word reviews I like to just focus on the good and leave everything else out. If someone is not worthy of a great review then don't post anything at all (Sometimes silence is worth more)

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Damn! You beat me to it! Wayne and Shuster it is, and each episode MUST be interspersed with monotonous Kraft recipe commercials.

Jenny is fantastic. Although I prefer small natural breasts, her enhancements were a nice smaller size (for enhancemenents). She's got a sexy youthful body but is intelegent and level headed. It's hard to believe how smooth some of these girls skin is. Shes pretty and sexy from head to toe. Bbbj was one of the best ever. One shot for the hour unless you request two for extra. Additional Comments: Ps. I think vipotg is establishing itself as one of the top agencies that visits halifax

Al Waxman ... the King of Kensington!!

In the 3 years I've been here I've never seen more than 3-4 locals (independent) working at any given time. Touring SPs tend to come more frequently during tourist season. This only makes sense. If you are hard up for company you can always call the local agency its in the phone book. Other wise I'd suggest waiting out the dry spell.

Isabella Gia has an incall relatively close to that location and she does afternoon meetings. Here is her Cerb profile http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=30000 Oh, I almost forgot but I think she may be moving in the next few weeks so this information is time sensitive.

Allan Hawco ... Republic of Doyle.

Very hot! A definite turn on. Fingers, lips, tongue...whatever you use, tan lines are fun to trace.

Hello! Just wanted to let you know that I am 100% legit. I lost my previous phone (9023132563) so I started using an online number. The only number wasn't working as well as I hoped so I used Emma's number (the girl who was with me). But now that I got a new phone , my number is 9028082563 and I can be reached there at aanytime..

For myself, I am more likely to visit in summer/spring months. The reason being 2 fold: 1. I have a cottage so it is a win win no matter if I have many visitors, 2. If I do end up with cancelations, no worries...I will head to the beach:) My visits there have gone both ways.... Busy as heck...or too many no shows. If anyone else notices, hotels are very expensive ( maybe winter is cheaper ) so for half of the "inquiries" who actually do arrive, it just doesn't make it :( You can not compare local rates when hotels, restaurants and toll bridges are to considered:( I have cherished friends here, and may plan another visit during winter, but will be at a limited availability. Most ladies here, will advertise for at least a week or 2...why contact us 3 days after we leave? DATES ARE ALWAYS STATED ON ADS...

Awesome possum !!! Great job Fella's !! Poor memory I have.....Now was that 57 women and me and a baker fella and a drunken Loneskater taste testing and sampling at the bar still ? ;) Ticky tacky ticky tacky OYE OYE OYE !!

try kassie at AOL http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=157218 she is amazing !! also , beckie at AOL , nice redhead with a soft body !!! she is great , and fun .. Additional Comments: sorry ... its ALO ...lol my bad ! Beckie is usually at the downtown location. Kassie when i saw her was at the bank location VIP . Good luck

Owning a farm and having kids.........it's been a ride, for sure. New calves that need names and attention- especially preemies. Litters of kittens every time I turned around and being torn between showing them to my kids or praying the kids didn't find them. Accident-prone foals. Baby birds......omfg......my kids would find them, bring them to me, we'd work out a mothering routine for them, and then my kids would disappear to grampies house for a few days.....grrrr. Friggin' things were usually too young when they were found and they would usually die just before my kids got home, but the kids just moved on to the next adventure without a "thanks for trying, dad"! Dogs....love 'em. I grew up with Border Collies and my current girl is now 15 and showing it. Loves the indoors in the wintertime (like me) and, when the time comes, my wife will have to take her to the vet because I cannot. I'll bury her on the farm in a special spot and cry when nobody's watching. My wife has a useless furball that she loves and spoils (okay, I kinda like her, too) that is a Lhasa Apso- Schitzu cross.....sorta like a cat. Oh, btw......cat lovers......you don't own cats- they own you! LOL .

I feel judged by this thread, which is making me slightly defensive. I apologize if that comes comes across in what I'm about to post. I didn't realize contacting clients and mentioning I'll be touring was considered wrong by some folks on CERB. I've contacted clients in the past to provide them with my schedule before setting up and advertising for a tour. The clients I've contacted have expressed an interest in seeing me again when I'm in town. Sometimes they're someone I've established a connection with and seen more than once, sometimes not. I disagree that it screams 'desperate for a booking'. It's just good business practice. I want to prioritize those I've met before and give them preferential treatment when deciding on when and if they would like to see me.

snowmobile season is around the corner , so i ll be up that way quite a bit in future , i would see her

My thoughts are with you my darling... Your positive attitude and the light you shine is inspiring and very courageaous.. You are indeed a beautiful person heart mind body and soul... I wish i had been on to find this out sooner, i am glad to take the opportunity now to be blown away by your stenghth and your love of life.... Go big baby...... This world is too small for awesome people like you xoxo Lots of luv thoughts and prayers..... :)

I'd be interested

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Thanks folks for all the well wishes. It seems the more time I spend here, the younger I feel. The secret to this is no secret at all. Just see a lady every week, have peanut butter and honey on toast every morning, smoke 'em when they got 'em and always be ready to dance and sing a song. Let's go out with the Faces:

It's been stated over and over in many threads on this board, "Communication is key"! Just communicate in a straight forward specific way with the lady exactly what you desire in an encounter. In situations where I have seen a lady who operates on a menu basis I have confirmed with her what "activities" I might want to enjoy and then confirmed her requested donation for all those activities. Personally, I would HATE to be stopped mid encounter and told "wait, that's extra". Therefore, even with ladies who choose to operate on a menu basis I just choose to opt for everything on the menu and pay the fee up front. That way I know for sure that I'm covered, then I can just let the date flow where it will, just like an "all inclusive" date. That said, I don't assume that and "all inclusive" date actually means "everything under the sun" is included either. Even with "all inclusive dates" I choose to confirm with the lady what's NOT on the table. Because even though some ladies don't operate on a menu basis and advertise as all inclusive it's usually not actually "all inclusive" and they have a list of "off limits" items. Communicate, Communicate, Communicate!

If I can't cuddle and kiss you I don't want to see you. Love my cuddles and kisses!

glad i read all these replies so now i know what snowballing is. i thought it might have something to do with putting your balls in snow or ice. i have heard of a lady puttng frozen grapes in her mouth with giving a blowjob . dont ask me , i have heard of that not tried it. not that experienced i guess, still trying to figure out what digits is all about. then agian i never was good at other languages , or english grammer.