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This is very old and tiresome but if your discretion is important to you my safety doubles or triples that and more. Its totally fine with me if you don't want to disclose a lot of information on a first meeting but you need to have at least two reference's from this board that I either know or they have a presence here. Today alone I answered my phone to private numbers that were new people to me and they were appalled to learn that I don't book appointments in this manner . ( I use my cell for other things as well) One person was kind enough to tell me he is a visitor to Halifax and would love to see me. When I told him I don't make appointments through a blocked number he hung up on me . Yes a juicy potential date, I bet not. I am very understanding of all peoples needs but if you are not willing to give your information to be properly verified or have a good reference's its not just not worth me risking my safety.

I was on Google. No big deal except I had given up on dating (another story) and decided to try this lifestyle. The internet being a very useful tool I used it to get information on escorts. And lo and behold, I stumbled across CERB :-) I checked out the site and four years ago today, Feb 1, 2010 I joined CERB as a wet behind the ears newbie. It turned out to be more than just another internet chat board, it really is a community. I've learned much through this community, hopefully given back too, and met many wonderful and special ladies all who have had a positive impact on my life. Thank you CERB for providing a safe, positive and welcoming community for all of us, both ladies and gentlemen. And I have enjoyed my stay and continue to enjoy my stay on CERB, and look forward to staying for many years to come RG

Personally I don't see a lady for the services she provides, but the companionship she offers. Most of the ladies I see don't even have a menu as such So a la carte pricing means nothing to me, I prefer the hourly rate and just let an encounter unfold naturally. But that's just my preference that's all A morning rambling while the second pot is brewing RG

This guy should get a recommendation. Wouldn't that be funny? He has saved a lot of us many times. One small example is the Arabic massage girl who looks hot on BP and says a Must see. I was going to go until her pic showed up on his site. The guy is great...and good for all the terrific genuine MPs and SPs all of us love in Ottawa.

Recently I have been thinking about how the amazing Ladies of CERB go about screening prospective clients. I have been around long enough now to know and respect that the SP's take screening seriously and have all developed their approach to screening that meets their individual needs. Many SP's require certain information, or references, or that initial contacts be made thought email or by phone. But when I stop and think about it these wonderful ladies really don't have much info on which to base a decision that affects their personal safety. Obviously guys lie about their name and other personal information... cell phones are a dime a dozen and references can't be a deal breaker all the time because all of us had to start with none at some point. For the last few weeks I will admit it i have trolled the various SP ad sections and then looked at some of the SP profile visitors post history. While I did not see anything strange or surprising in fact I saw a lot of posts very similar to my own post history I was struck by the fact that many of these posts (mine included) did not, for me anyway, scream wow I can't wait to meet this person. I kinda think if I was going to invite this person into my life I might need more. Lololol Anyway.... I think this might just be my long way of saying Thank You to all you wonderful ladies who make the choice to invite us into your life. I guess the fact that you do that based on very little information says something about your faith and trust in others and your ability to assess the essence of our character. For me personally I have benefited greatly because you have. THANK YOU

This is a really well produced promo for a local chapter of the SPCA. You can't help but like this! http://blog.petflow.com/if-this-doesnt-make-you-hug-your-dog-or-cat-i-dont-know-what-will/

There are many holidays and events for which we all seem to develop our own traditions. Do you have any for the Super Bowl? For me I always have people over for the pregame and game itself. Each year I visit the liquor store and select a variety of different individual beers and over the course of the event we do some quality taste testing. There will be lots of finger foods and supper will consist of my home made pizza burgers. They can be prepped ahead of time and then simply popped into the oven at the appropriate time. That is an important factor in food selection! I read that in the US there will be 1.25 BILLION chicken wings consumed and another place I read that if those chicken wings were placed end to end they would go back and forth between San Francisco and New York 36 times! Not a good day to be a chicken!!!! Of course I will have my little Proline bet in and have a side bet with a Cerb friend. Everyone asks who I am cheering for so that they know to bet on the other team. My success rate in picking winners is not exemplary! If you are a fan, do you have any traditions that you look forward to every year? By the way - Go Seahawks!

Stop by this weekend and help me Celebrate my Birthday!! Welcome Gents, my name is Tiffany. I am 5'11" tall, 130lbs with short dark blond hair, hazel bedroom eyes, and a smile that will drive you crazy!! I believe in the simple pleasures of life, and love sensual experiences!! From the moment I walk into a room with you, you will feel the connection between us. From the first soft flirty move I make to a finish that will leave you weak in the knees, you will be thanking yourself for spending time with me! You will always leave my room felling relaxed and with a smile on your face!! It is after great thought and consideration that I have decided that it is time to announce that I will be leaving the Massage business. I would like to thank all of you for the wonderful memories and I will never forget the kindness of you all. Thank you for teaching me so much about myself this business and how wonderful the world can be. CERB is a Great Community filled with wonderful people, and I am thankful that I have had the opportunity to experience some of that greatness. All that being said that I will be retiring from the business at the end of February, So you still have some time to live all of your Tiff Dreams :wink: I'll be here at Angel's Touch Saturday February 1st 10:00am-9:00pm Sunday February 2nd 10:00am-9:00pm Friday February 8th 3:30pm-11:00pm Saturday February 9th 10:00am-9:00pm Saturday February 15th 10:00am-9:00pm Monday February 17th 10:00am-4:00pm Friday February 21st 3:30pm-11:00pm Sunday February 23rd 10:00am-9:00pm Friday February 28th 3:30-11:00pm To reach me Call Angels at 613-274-7073 Text me at 613-277-4328 or Send me a PM here on CERB Services Sensual Relaxation Massage Body Slides, to make you say OMG Sexy Soapy showers for 2 Duo massages(2 girls, 4 hands) Oh, you will never regret spoiling yourself to one of these!! Private Dance Shows Set you on Fire Girl Friend Experience Couples Welcome Services Sensual Relaxation Massage Body Slides, to make you say OMG Sexy Soapy showers for 2 Duo massages(2 girls, 4 hands) Oh, you will never regret spoiling yourself to one of these!! Private Dance Shows Set you on Fire Girl Friend Experience Couples Welcome Life is to be enjoyed. not just endured -Gordon B. Hincley

Roamingguy.... as I check out your presence here on CERB it is pretty easy to see the massive contribution you have made here. I for one enjoy reading your posts so I hope your next 4 years are also as productive and if course Enjoyable. Like you I joined CERB 4 years ago (Mar 8, 2010) but up till a few months ago I was not very active posting but mainly used it to look for wonderful SP'S when I was traveling. Like you it has allowed me to meet amazing women and has added to my life. Here's to many many more years of the same.

I am registered on a board on the Pacific side of Canada but, I have to say, I like the way Cerb is laid out! I have been reading some of the posts and it looks like this community has a lot of fun. I will have to visit often.

I also strongly believe in love.. Love in its many wonderful forms.... the love of our Children.... the love of our Parents.... the love of our Family.... the love of true friends who are there for you in times of happiness but more importantly in the dark days of your life....and of course the Romantic love, the love of our spouse or partner or significant other. I have been married for 30+ years and have remained in love with my wife for every day of that time. We have enjoyed our love in times of incredible happiness such as the birth of our children and now we have have our love to support us and hold us together in a very difficult part of our life. If there was not true love in my life I don't think there would be anything to really live for. Ok... i know what your thinking... if i have this kind of love in my life why am I here, why am I involved in this hobby. Well first... Sex and love are not the same thing. Secondly and maybe more importantly I have come to learn in life that while Love can bring the greatest joy in life it can also cause the greatest pain. In a long meaningful relationship life is not always easy.... even with the best actions of everyone... life happens... tragedy happens... relationships get tested some times this results in the end of the love and the relationship and sometimes such as in my case it takes two people who are still very much in love and forces them to struggle to not let tragedy destroy them. Will we succeed... I hope so... but that is by no means a certainty but whatever happens I still know I will Love her till the day I die. So as we struggle I have found companionship and comfort and support in this hobby... far from being a sign that there is no such thing as real love it has provided me with support and companionship that has allowed time for my marriage to continue. So yeah.... i strongly believe in LOVE.

The ladies do deserve our thanks, gratitude and appreciation. I remember every lady and encounter I've had since embarking on this lifestyle. It isn't every lady who can be a professional companion, so for those ladies who are, and provide a intimate escape, yes, a thank you is well deserved. I know seeing companions has brought a certain joy to my life. And for a lady agreeing to see us after we initiate contact to her to have an encounter, her need for screening is understandable. Until we meet in person for the very first time, irrespective of emails, pm's etc, we are strangers. Screening is a case of the lady's safety and well being versus a man's privacy...well safety and well being trump privacy IMHO. And if privacy is an issue for a man, then contact and see a companion who requires less information from a potential client. Also screening allows a lady to determine if she and a potential client will be compatible or not The lady wants as much as the potential client to have a good encounter and that will happen if both lady and gentleman are compatible But for what the ladies do for us, again, they deserve our thanks, gratitude and appreciation So I'll sign off here with a THANK YOU :-) RG

This is awesome. Bonus points if you recognize the location. But not that many bonus points :)

Twitter is huge for sex worker activism. It's one of the few places where we can get our voices heard by a larger public. There is also a lot of propaganda being tweeted constantly by abolitionists and without escorts online to counter them I worry about how their misinformation will spread. Yes, we can make non-escort accounts to fight them, but I don't think that would be as effective as hearing from self-proclaimed escorts themselves. If we have to hide our profession to use twitter it isn't as helpful.

I have never sold any of mine.. But i did hear a story about one of the ladies that used to worked with me.. she had a gentleman come for a massage and at the end fo the massage he asker her to sell him her panties... I believe he paid her $40 for them... On another note,.. to another one of the ladies here at the spa the gentleman that visited her.. helped himslef with her panties... when she realized it was too late lol he was gone with them.. she had to go Home Comando.. hehe

Bp and the newspaper are sure bets for those types of clients and there has to be a lot of girls booking them or they wouldn't be so plentiful.Like you said, they are surprised when they contact someone who follows a more than reasonable booking process. I can't imagine anyone NOT wanting information from a potential client but in this business nothing is of a surprise anymore. Sadly a lot of the hotel lines come up as a private number when a client uses his hotel phone. So not answering private calls, if you are wanting new clients, could be a loss for some.

Actually a la carte pricing wasn't frowned upon when it was an industry standard and I feel all inclusive pricing was implemented to keep clients happy. Be full of care in what you wish for. When it was practiced, it made the cost of an appointment far more expensive than the hourly structure we see today... cat

Got this from work: "If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together" African Proverb

There's leaving it to the last moment... and then there's this.

Oh. My. God. There's escorts on Twitter? This is terrible! I never knew! I might get hooker-tweet-cooties or something! Honestly, I doubt this will go far. If it gets traction they *might* be able to pressurize Twitter to prevent advertizing or something like that, although even that's quite dubious. But the rest of it... the activism, the krakens, the random conversations, the Velociraptures... I suspect - and hope - that Twitter's response will be something like, "Fuck off, because Fourth Amendment." And if the worst happens, we'll all just go somewhere else, just like everything that used to be on CL is now on BP.

It is nice to see all that laid out. Different sps have different thresholds for what they need to feel safe, but also some of that screening is to ensure the client is going to have a good time with us. Sometimes being relaxed, which the sp feels after getting two references and knowing the real name of the client, ensures the client will have a better time. For myself, i am more relaxed after a phone conversation assures me that the client knows rates/restricitions/services, and my age/appearance.

Lego bridge:

I eat bacon and drink beer, cuz round is also a shape.

i have never purchased any but , I have had 3 different strippers give me their panties . I do not know why , just acted gracious , accepted the gift and than got rid of them after leaving the club .

With the papers i have advertised in, i usually have the least trouble with guys calling from the paper ads. They respect the hours posted in the ad, they don't ask for celphone pics, more pics, graphic pics, in fact they don't get any pics in the ads, and still manage to muddle their way thru the booking process and show up to have a good time. Online ad clients seem to have the devil of a time figuring stuff out lol. The most common # blocker comes from the online ads, and also the callers using magic jack phones (ID shows at area code 239, for example) And they get pissy when you tell them to call from a real number, oh, they say I can't do that, i don't have a cel phone i can use, i can't use the hotel phone, or other nonsense. MJ callers have to prove to me that they are actually in Canada, BC, Vancouver area first and foremost, because 99% of the time they aren't. I had someone call from the paper ad, I don't ask for but get his name showing up on his home ph, the # shows up, then again cel ph#, and name, and while here a complete rundown on his family history, i think he told me the names of his parents and sibling by the time he went home. Then you get the other guys who claim they can't phone, or if they are texting, they can't call, or they ignore your reply telling them they have to phone to talk to you, like its a big secret. The other big secret for some guys is telling you where they found the ad. Like I really can see them looking thru the computer, the camera automatically goes on and reveals them to me, uhuh.

Grey Under Armour!! :)

Seeing little kids skating down the canal.

Skating on the canal with a sweet lady after a wonderful session.

fuck it like you mean it... (Can you tell what kind of mood I'm in today? Mmmm, demanding :)

Hey guys, I was searching for info on the visiting Italian Selina who advertises on BP I searched perb and cerb and saw some guys looking for information as well. Well I decided to TOFT. I am attracted to a woman with curves. Big round bootys are especially hot for me! If you have seen her pics in her ads then you know what I mean. I sent a text and it was promptly returned. She gives you a cut and paste text that describes her services and prices. I asked about bbbj and she replied that it's at her discretion. Set up the meet at her downtown hotel and was greeted at the door with her wearing some sexy gear. Her pics are accurate! She has some extra weight but her tits are big, natural and amazing! Her ass and legs are rock hard and she has great stripper moves. Her ass is big and round. Exactly what I was looking for. She is super friendly and energetic with a really nice personality. She is big into hygiene so you better be freshly showered or use hers. It will make your experience worth it. (this should be a given!) She undressed me and told me how good I smell. She carefully inspected my cock, smiled and told me that it looks good and proceeded with bbbj. She squirted oil on her tits and started to tit fuck me while licking the tip. I told her to slow down because I don't think I can last! She tried deepthroating it and got pretty close. She wanted to ride it and slipped on the condom. She rode me backwards and worked that incredible ass. I had to ask her to slow down again because it was so sexy that I was close to cumming again. Damn this girl turns me on! We did some doggy and she came twice. Went to missionary an she asked if I wanted to see her squirt. Hell ya!! I pounded her until she told me to pull out and she rubbed her clit and squirted. She doesn't squirt a stream but it was pretty wet! LOL I fucked her some more and she squirted 2 more times. I love a woman that orgasms so easily. She is a great kisser and loves her neck nibbled. She told me to cum and I said I am kinda numb and lost some feeling. She said that I should fuck her tits and explode all over her tits and face! Wow, now I am in heaven. She squeezes those big soft tits together and I blow my load on her tits and face. We clean up, chat for a bit and I leave knowing that I will return. Went over my 1/2 hr but she didn't rush me out. She said she is leaving Monday, but if she gets some more business she will stay longer. For all you big booty loving guys that like a thicker girl with amazing tits, line up and get some before she leaves. 180/0.5hr

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No- thank you to you RG:) Thank you for being the gentleman you are, for being friendly, understanding, accepting. I could go on and on. Cerb is lucky you found it. It's a shame we couldn't clone you;) You set an example:)

I enjoy the companion side, but the encounter is what I find important. I seek certain services as a base, and then some things maybe just a bonus, and the real bonus is if the session has great sexual chemistry. What I don't like about a la carte, is when you arrive and want to engage in a service, and yes it is available, but here is the price. I am okay, if this is something like greek, but I am talking about more basic services, like daty. That pretty much kills the mood for me, and never ends great. And this is with trying to ensure that you asked. So for me, a la carte, tends to mean, basic price and then add-ons. :-(

C is for cuddling Yeah I know, I've used this before too, but I really like cuddling RG

This really is a cool video...Great idea That said...lololol... while I was watching it i could not help but think.....hmmm... maybe I should make a similar video for my CERB profile... you know kinda encouraging all the CERB ladies to TAKE A CHANCE ON ME. NAAAAAA... if i dance and sing....i will be a very lonely man.

Well Happy Anniversary! It's been a pleasure reading your posts over the years RG! : ) xo

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I can personally vouch for Twyla, Leanne, & Christine ......and usually at least one of them is there, and you can always pre-book if you don't want to take a chance on availablity, as they only have 2 massage rooms. They usually have 2 girls on a shift, plus the receptionist ( she doesnt do massages), and occassionly only 1 girl. If you want a very good massage, and understand that fs is NOT a option, lingham massage is, I think you will be very happy with a massage at this establishment. The place is very clean, girls are very nice, and rates are posted, and now I think they have gone similiar route to EB/To , where repeat clients get a free massage after so many visits ( very smart move) . I highly suggest that if you want specific info , to pick up the phone , and call them, although some certain info will not be passed on over the phone. They really would like to follow a low profile, but as such follow the rules of the land , so vice etc have no reason to hassel them, and they are doing a decent brisk business from what I can tell. Many clients go strictly for the great massage, including hot stone, as well as reflexology....and if you have health coverage, part of the massage can be reimbursed by your insurance as they provide proper receipts , as it is a very legitimate massage and reflexology. Just my 2c worth. If I had coverage, I would be there once a week! Additional Comments: I had someone PM me and ask what the address was:confused0024:......seriously????

The big problem is the person will get away with very little punishment. There have been many cases where people let dogs die due to serious neglect. Recently a dog in Dartmouth NS was left outside on a leash and he froze to death. I have seen people be fined and prohibited from owning an animal in the future. Not good enough for me. Animals have to say so, when they are abused punishment ought to be very severe.

I am really glad you did post it here in public section.... knowing this happens regularly makes me think even more highly about you and the amazing SPs in this industry. This support for each other is the kind of thing that the public does not see about this industry... the compassionate human side.

8. Safety first If you are a guy you KNOW that wearing a condom is akin to drinking beer with a straw. It's not as good as without but in the end, it's not that bad. Wearing a condom let's you go home to your significant other and not wear one. It's as simple as that. It also lets your wickedly awesome provider also go home to HER significant other (if applicable) and not have to demand that they wear one. It creates that safe barrier between both of you and the great unknown. The likelihood is that you are both very clean and very safe... but why take the risk??? If I can only make one super serious point in this entire thread, it's this. STDs are ugly. HIV is heinous. AIDS is deadly. Nuff said on dat. 9. Fragrance I know it's aesthetics, but we all like to smell good. Many of us have a particular scent that just works with our body chemistry. Not every commercially available scent is good. Ice Blue Aqua Velva is a manly scent that many of your grandfathers wore to cover the fact that their homes had no running water and that they could only bathe monthly. Aqua Velva, Brut and Hai Karate should not be worn by any man with a birth date after 1919. Bay Rum is used by pirates to kill scurvy and to keep other lonely, lusty pirates away. Anything that you purchased prior to the millennium should probably be used as drain cleaner. Febreeze is not an acceptable cologne. Scent should be used in a delicate fashion. You should be able to smell it only at very close range. Ohhhh... and your twig and berries do not require the assistance of any eau de cologne. No. They. Don't. Spray cologne on your arm. Now lick your arm. Lick it again. And again. And again. And again. Now give that arm a suck... oh yeah baby, that's what I'm talking about.... lick that arm until it gives you the goods... STOP. What does your mouth taste like? That's why you don't spray stuff on your tackle and bait. Ohhhhh... and here's a tip for both ladies and gents: If you are somebody that has sensitivities to fragrance PLEASE let it be known at time of booking. We all want to have a sexy time. Runny eyes, snotty noses and swollen tongues ... not so sexy. 10. First contact. Ohhhh the jitters. You have seen her. She is beautiful. She has two of those, and one of those and a great one of those... she has a beautiful mind, she expresses herself so well.... she's funny!!! She's profound. She's smart. She's perfect!!!!!!! I gotta write her. I have to PM her and ask if we can get together. I went to her website and checked the rates and the menu (like all SMART hobby guys do ;) ) ... and now I am ready to write her. I know what I want... I have the money put aside (thanks for reminding me of that Old Dog!!)... I am .... FUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKK.... what do I write??? Dear Alotta Fagina ... I have a 10 inch meat girder pulsing with lusty intent <THWACK> ... you're right maybe I was exaggerating, thanks for the head smack. Dear Alotta Fagina... I have a 7 inch purple python of love poised and waiting for your girl cave <THWACK> ... okay... maybe that sounded a little stalker like, but I do get kudos for being more accurate. Thanks again for the head smack. Dear Alotta Fagina... I have a 5.5 inch throbbing man stick just waiting for you to... <THWACK> ... okay... WTF??? Why do you keep hitting me???? Try "Hi Alotta, I saw your website and would be very interested in meeting you next Tuesday afternoon. Please let me know if that works with your schedule! Thanks, Happy Hobbyist." Simplicity works. You aren't writing a Penthouse letter... you are booking with a professional provider. She knows you are interested. She will see your penis. (There I said the penis word. Whooops said it again.) No need to go into goofy graphic detail... plus when you write that stuff, you get that creepy smile and that's frickin' scary ... stop it now. 11. Bacon Sandwiches. Providers - you know it. Bacon sandwiches save lives. It's not necessarily a deal breaker but I think it definitely would be a pot sweetener if you had bacon sandwiches as a mandatory refreshment at your incall. I like mine toasted with lettuce, tomato, mayo and a little salt and pepper. Cut into triangles, but you don't have to cut off the crusts. MegForFun cuts off the crusts for me but that is because she loves me. Bacon sandwiches will improve your business and will put you that much further ahead than providers who only provide ham sandwiches or cheese sandwiches and much further ahead than providers who don't make any sandwiches. Bacon sandwiches just make good business sense. wait there's more.... later ;)