this episode still lives in my head from about 15 yrs ago
sucked then but now it’s funny
i had a lyla regular to my condo in bedford for outcall , she has been banned on here for years for having arguments and breaking rules
maybe you remember her , she still appears on tryst and has been 48 for like 10 years 😆
she arrives , short blonde straight hair and dresses like a hot real estate agent , nice
i hand the envelope and she proceeds to open in and count it bill by bill in front of me , like i’m a crack dealer
i listen to her opinions for half hour , then it’s business , she hands me her pants and says hang these up and don’t wrinkle them, preferably a wood hanger
during the act i hear ‘ why are you touching my hair , don’t do that ‘. and. ‘ why are you looking in my eyes ‘
i say can i eat you , she says you better be fucking good at it , and it’s an extra 100 or give me a good review ( i never did 😂)
the whole thing was so demanding and lacklustre
if you’re going to PM me for the name , the initials are CC
humor = tragedy + time 😬