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Happy Birthday Sacha ... And a joke

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Anyone who tracks Sacha's posts knows that she often includes a great joke, so in honor of her birthday:

 

 

"A guy walks over to the perfume counter and tells the clerk he'd like a bottle of Chanel no. 5 for his significant other's birthday:

 

'A little surprise, eh?' says the clerk.

 

'You bet' said the customer ... 'She's expecting a cruise.'

 

 

Happy birthday Sacha and best wishes!

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Guest *Ste***cque**

Did i already tell my deja-vu joke??

 

I know I told my deja-moo one. That was in a recent post. :)

 

Have a great day!

 

Steve

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Forget about the past, you can't change it.

Forget about the future, you can't predict it.

Forget about the present, I didn't get you one."

 

But wishing you a very Happy Birthday Sacha! ;)

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Happy Birthday Sacha !! Have a grrrreat day :)

 

 

and a joke willy nilly

 

 

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

 

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country . . We don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives"

 

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi"

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