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1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress. -- John Adams 2. If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. -- Mark Twain 3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain 4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself in to prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. -- Winston Churchill 5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw 6. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. -- G. Gordon Liddy 7. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. -- James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994) 8. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. -- Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University 9. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. -- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian 10. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. -- Frederic Bastiat, French economist(1801-1850) 11. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it s to ps moving, subsidize it. -- Ronald Reagan (1986) 12. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. -- Will Rogers 13. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free! -- P.J. O'Rourke 14. In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. -- Voltaire (1764) 15. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you! -- Pericles (430 B.C.) 16. No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. -- Mark Twain (1866) 17. Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it. -- Anonymous 18. The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. -- Ronald Reagan 19. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. -- Winston Churchill 20. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. -- Mark Twain 21. The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. -- Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903) 22. There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save Congress. -- Mark Twain 23. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. -- Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995) 24. A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. -- Thomas Jefferson 25. We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. -- Aesop FIVE BEST SENTENCES 1. You cannot legislate the poor in to prosperity by legislating the wealth out of prosperity. 2. What one person receives without working for...another person must work for without receiving. 3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. 4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. 5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work, because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work, because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation!

Well... I'll give it a shot, if you like. It really sounds like you simply need... space. In particular, space in which to be yourself and not worry about how you compare to your friend. Just because you're not as obviously popular as your friend does not mean you're therefore worthless. There's probably a vicious circle at work here; it sounds like feeling over-awed by your friend's social prowess is forcing you into your shell a bit, and the more you retreat into your shell the worse you'll seem to measure up. Yes, there are people who can walk into a room and suck all the attention onto themselves (or suck all the oxygen out of it, for that matter). Yes, they're annoying at times, just like the people who a immediately good at any sport they care to try, or the people who just understand everything at school first time and breeze through every exam without ever putting in any visible effort. The rest of us mere mortals just have to grin and bear it, I'm afraid. You mention that you hadn't heard from your friend for a couple of years... how did you feel about that? Did you spend your days wondering where he'd gone, or were you a bit relieved to have space of your own? And how did you feel when he suddenly reappeared? Happy he'd returned, or "Oh shit, here we go again"? Did you enjoy life more without him around? If so, it may be time to try and do what's right for *you* and create the space that you need. One last question... you talk about "meeting new people". If you'll forgive my being blunt... do you really mean people in general, or are we really talking about the attentions of the fairer sex here? Is the fundamental problem here that he's getting laid and you're not? And if so, is it just a general problem that he's getting some and you aren't, or is it a problem concerning someone in particular where you feel he's swooped in and succeeded where you... hadn't succeeded yet? If it's a problem with a particular person then that's very tough to deal with. If it's any consolation, I'm sure most of us have been there and survived - but ya, it's tough. Whether it is or it isn't, getting some action yourself may help - and remember, nobody ever needs to know. There are plenty of ladies here who can help you on that front - but since you're here, I suspect that thought may already have crossed your mind :) Okay, that's enough ramblings from me. In a nutshell: get yourself the space you need, stop comparing yourself to your friend and focus on your own merits, and do what you need to do to make yourself feel happier.

He called. I took the easiest way out. I told him my big, huge boyfriend was extremely angry to find out he had snooped in my basement and if he calls me again, my bf will be contacting his work. He said 'No problem', and I thanked him and said good-bye. Keep your fingers crossed that scared him off for good. I loved reading all of your creative solutions to my problem. And I seriously love the fact those who responded, did. You all made me smile when I didn't much feel like it. Thank you once again my friends! :)

Did your mother ever warn you about pretty girls that will break your heart! She was right. Did you ever have a pretty girl break your heart? Good - well chalk it up to life experience and harden the fuck up! If you're looking for someone to read you a bedtime story and tuck you in, this ain't the girl for you. If you're looking for a no holds barred fun filled sexual romp, read on. Sin_Cindy or as I call her (Sindy) is truly a party girl. She is wild, free spirited and will leave you unsure if you're coming or going. I speak from experience as I recently met up with her for some late night fun. Jack Daniels, smokes, scented candles and this sultry nymphomaniac! It starts with casual conversation to get to know each other. She casually asks a question about what I like and then tells me what she will do to me, and how, and if I will like it and what will I do to her... Going with the flow...she motions me on the bed and crawls over me...she starts with deep french kissing as her tongue probes the inside of my mouth. I suck on her lower lip - she withdraws her tongue, I insert mine and return the favor. We repeat. I reach back and undo her bra (black with white trim) with one hand, tossing it across the room...I like tossing women's clothing around a room... You're crazy she says..."I'm fucking crazy" I say.... and I flipped her over onto her back. "Fuck, I love when a man takes charge" she says... I taste her again sucking on her lips, my tongue travels down her body toward her nipples. I flick them in turn, sucking hard on them as she fucking moans. Her nipple stands erect like a volcano just waiting to erupt...I do the same to her other nipple. Twin fucking peaks! I move toward her other lips...'you like that' she says as I tore her panties off and threw them toward the rest of the clothing and proceeded to tease her thighs without actually touching her kitty...fuck she's moving into a trance and I barely touched her... I taste her sweetness, she moans, wiggling her hips.."fuck you're teasing me" she says..."Fucking A, I'm teasing you" I say - "how does it taste" she coos. "Fucking awesome" my reply, "here taste for yourself"...as I move back to her other set of lips to have her lick her sweet pussy off my face! "You're right" she says as I moved down to finish my snack...on her request two fingers were moistened and inserted. Talk about a feeding frenzy....my god the gal can gyrate. "Do you wanna fuck me" she coos, my reply - "fucking A I'm going to, but you have to say hi to my little friend first." "Sure" she says... I jumped off the bed, ripped my jeans off and crawled back in bed to allow her to administer some mouth to mouth on junior...69 style of course ..and she did...with great suction and generous amounts of natural lube .... On comes the cover and I enter her, but not before tasting that sweet delectable dripping pussy of hers again. As I entered her I felt her muscle attack mine - "how does it feel" she says "fucking awesome" I told her - "fucking awesome"!!! I withdrew, tasting her again, re inserting - returning to have her taste her secretions off my tongue. We needed to replace that fucking cover, she was so damn wet it felt like the fucking thing came off...now .. we stand in front of her mirror, she kneels on both knees, sucking my manhood like it was the last lollipop on the fucking planet, sucking, licking and then places the cover on again..."take me from behind, I want to watch in the mirror" .... so with one of her legs propped on the dresser, her hands resting on the bed she watched the mirror as I entered her, hoping I'd satisfy her craving... But I had something else in mind as seconds later I grabbed both her ass cheeks and tossed her back into bed. Up went her legs as I tasted her and entered her again ... she begs me to take her from behind...I turn her over and enter her, her legs close as she starts grinding away as I continue thrusting away. I grabbed both her hands firmly pinning them to the small of her back . . . . .my legs alongside hers straddling her ... "I want you to cum all over my asss she says" .... "really", I say - like I'm surprised - "yes, cum all over my ass, I want to watch you cum all over my asss"... Well, a few strokes later like a porn star taking his cue, I pulled out, and shot it all over her tight firm aass and we both watched...admiring the money shot...catching our breaths in the process...fucking hot Sindy fun!!! Ok - a few disclaimers... she is pornstar material, she can be a girl next door, she can be a princess, she is explicit and she does not fucking care. She set the tone for this meeting and we both had a fucking great time - while this rec is explicit and does contain gratuitous use of the words fuck, ass and pussy - it is her style. In the entire time there was no issue of me taking advantage of her in any way! Let me make it absolutely clear, because she is liberal, it does NOT give anyone the green light to disrespect her in any way. And I discussed with her at length about posting this explicit recommendation - this level of detail is her wish. She is not for the meek, she will take your money, fuck your brains out and send you on your merry way, till you feel up for repeating - in which case she may have you drink Jack Daniels out of her pussy! The ultimate fucking body shot!!! This was my adventure, YMMV. Now for the kicker, we met based on a phone call - she had no idea who she was meeting until after our meeting so this encounter was not fabricated (in case you had any fucking doubt) and there was no case of nerves. Too hot for you? Be adventurous, be fucking crazy, live a little ... try some Sindy! and when she becomes a famous pornstar, imagine kicking yourself for not seeing her when you had the fucking chance! Remember, you don't have to take her home to meet mom! Now stop jerking off to her album and go see her, she won't break your heart, but she might break you! Fucking A, mesmerizing Sindy!!! Good luck booking! ;-)

I had the opportunity to see Chelsea this evening and I'm glad I did. I'm surprised that no one has posted a review of her before. She's very friendly and down to earth - the conversation flowed easily. Chelsea is all natural, which I love, and has a very pretty face. She's the girl next door with a bit of a wild side. GFE experience - I will repeat.

So you've fallen hard for a lady in the business. I know where you are, brother. I really do. I've been there too. You're in good company. This has happened to many of us in the hobby, and as much as we like to kid ourselves otherwise, it happens to the ladies too. It's hard to know which is the more powerful desire, the need for sex or the need for love. And it's hard in this hobby sometimes because one feels so much like the other. Falling hard is sneaky because it tends to happen when we lack something in our lives, but it can catch us unaware at the best of times. I'm not likely to tell you something you don't already know or haven't thought about. But since you asked, here are my thoughts in the matter. The ladies work hard to give us what we want. And we work hard to find the ones who are good at giving us what we're looking for. And it is the really good ones that pose the greatest risk, because they give so much of themselves to make you happy. Perhaps she might even have liked you a little more than the next guy. But your time runs out, you leave starry-eyed and wobbly-legged, you leave daydreaming about her. And she might be already on to her next client, who she's already trying to make as happy as you. The good ones do. And that is why you chose her in the first place..... hmmm? I used to think that it was all an act. But I came to realize that that was really selling the ladies short. Because for the good ones, it isn't an act. They really do love what they do and they do enjoy your company. But there must be boundaries to that caring. There just has to be. Otherwise, she wouldn't be able to be good at what she does for the next guy. She has to let it go. And that is what we have to do as well. And at the end of the day, most of us hardly know the lady who's given us so much pleasure. She could be anyone behind those eyes. Anyone. Good, bad, evil, divine. Think about that for a moment. You don't know her, you don't know her baggage. And she will have some, brother, as I know you will have your own. She likely doesn't know you at all either. She would be right to be wary. I'm not saying that it might not work out for the two of you. But the chances are so slim, and the impediments in your way are so large, that lasting happiness is so unlikely. It's truly a shot in the dark, as remote as a lottery win. You asked me for my advice, brother. And mine to you is to have some variety. Keep reading the ads and reviews. Find other ladies who everyone's raving over. Go see them, give them a shot at knocking your socks off. And undoubtedly some of them will. And doing that will give you perspective in this terrible and wonderful hobby of ours. For it's most healthy for you to love the experiences, but not the ladies. I can speak from experience that I know how hard it is to follow this advice, but look in your heart and see if it doesn't ring straight and true. Good luck, brother.

Heya, my name is Julia, and if I still hung around the same people as when I did when I was 11 I'd be in a lot of trouble. Forget him! It's rather apparent that this has nothing to do with him but you wanting to be charismatic and have the self esteem to back it up and use him as an example. Listen, you don't need to be a social butterfly to meet people or your dream gal. I'll tell you a trick and it's a good one. Having things in common works. At your age, school is a biggy, conversations flo as to what major they are taking..What they thought of the English lit assignment or work. I encourage you to go back to school, school is a good place to meet people and it will do your spelling some good. What are you good at or like? A great place to meet others and socialize around the city is clubs..There are hundreds of clubs to choose from chess clubs, snow mobile clubs...You could volunteer? This is about you not him..never compare yourself to others, since we are all unique and special in our own way. Go forth my friend and be yourself good luck Jealousy will get the best of you, it's dark down that road and I encourage you not to take it. It's good you came here, we don't have to spare your feelings since we don't know you.. everyone can be honest here- Since you do consider yourself friends with him, you need ask yourself "What is a friend"? What do you want from a friendship, this friendship? You mentioned that you have helped him several times and have gotten nothing in return? When we choose to help someone, it has to be out of the goodness of your heart, selflessly and not expect anything in return unless it is a business transaction. To me, friends are self sufficient and ask me to put on nothing. Friends do kind acts for one another to show love and appreciation for the friendship, not take advantage of a good person. Has he been there for you when you needed a friend?

Being new to Cerb I was scouring the site looking for the perfect MA. I am happy to report back that all of these recommendations about Megan are true. A perfect soul is the way to describe her. Beautiful, witty, laid back and just a joy to be with. I love happy people as you just feed off of their positive energy and Megan has lots of positive energy oozing from her. I won't repeat the same glowing reports everyone has except to reiterate that you have to treat yourself and see Megan at least once. Her touch is amazing and her attention to your needs is very apparent as she always kept me happy. Her lovely eyes stare at you the whole time with a confidence that is breathtaking. Her conversation is current and intelligent... Be good to her boys... she is a treat to be with. I know I'll be back! thorn

one of my favorite posts by you-toooooooo many truth,s tho !!!!

You say you have been friends with him for ten years and you are twenty one now. What made you friends at eleven years old is different now. People evolve and grow, interests change etc etc etc. I know many years ago I ran into an old high school friend, and we just had nothing in common any more. It sounds to me like you are less friends now than two people who have known each other for a long time, but have for lack of a better phrase, grown apart. Perhaps you should seek new friends who have similar interests and mutual respect for each other. It doesn't sound like this friendship is truly a friendship any more, and it doesn't sound healthy for you to continue A quick rambling RG

Hey all, I just wanted to say goodbye to everybody here. Long story short, I've met a wonderful girl thru some friends of mine, and the last thing I would want to do is jeopardize this new relationship. I not only wanted to say goodbye, I just wanted to say thank you all in that you have shown, taught, and just gave me on not just the whole escort scene, but a wide variety of topics around the world. You guys have taught me that seeing an escort isn't something mechanical. I thought the whole concept of escorts was more like a science, but in reality it's more like an art. It's not as simple as a+b = c (aka man pays money, escort pleases man = fun times). In reality, it's not just a + b, but there's countless variables like x, y, z (chemistry, respect, trust, etc.). The point of contact from the initial phone call to that final kiss/hug goodbye is never a simple linear line. It can be full of zigs, zags, and all that's in between. I've learned from this, not only in regards to escorts, but in regards to life. Planned things/events are over-rated (much like New Years Eve), and sometimes it's best to just fly by the seat of your pants, and embrace randomness. Sometimes the unknown will be better then our own wildest imagination. Originally I thought all guys who paid for escorts who sick, pedophiles, creeps, degenerates, (insert hurtful name here), but in reality it couldn't be further from the truth. After meeting a few of the guys at the social, talking to a few in chat, discussing topics in threads, I became like Tony Hawk (pro skateboarder, lol), and did a complete 180 on the portrait of a man who orders escorts. I've learned that the guys can be respectful, funny, educated, and really are just nice genuine guys. Same with the girls, I admit when I went into it with the false impression that escorts were druggies, dumb, emotionless, (insert more hurtful names here). In reality again, it was the complete opposite. Most escorts I've met are actually healthier then most of my active friends. I've yet to meet an escort that even smokes, or even have a puff of marijuana. The girls here do yoga, run on the canal, bike rides, you name it. They also are all very well educated girls with university degrees. Bachelors, masters, PHD, you name it. The girls here too have emotions just like any other girl, they aren't mindless robots. They are beautiful, smart, intelligent, and independent women. One thing too I've learned is about the CERB boards. Originally I thought the "coolest" people were the people who had the most reputation points, the most posts, or a silly members choice banner next to their name, when in reality, that has absolutely nothing to do with it. First off, I don't think anybody is cooler then anybody, because it's such a subjective term. I respect the person who might have a different opinion the me, but respects my opinion, and is willing to see things from a different perspective, and not just dismiss my views because it contrasts with theirs. I also respect the person who might not write everyday in the general discussion area, because he/she doesn't want to write about what colour socks they are wearing that day, but is willing to just write on my wall, a simple hello. The point is, respect isn't something that can be obtained thru posts or awards, but is something that can be earned in countless different undefined avenues. Originally the point of this post was to say goodbye, but I think it should be more about thank you. You have all taught me so much. I just wanted to say thank you. You are all wonderful people, and I'll think about all of you anytime I see crayons in the crayon box :) Goodbye CERB, and THANK YOU!

Nice post Birdboy. Was it the uniform? If so, I know where I'm shopping later today :)

Same here, I would not wish to see a new reco thread started each time, however much I disagree with obvious "bumps."

Your friend is not that but a kind of leech who sucks quality from your life. Distance yourself from him, as his family appear to have done already. It is the only way you will preserve what you have and allow yourself to mature into the person you can become. CB

Smurfette! :) Already have the blue latex body paint! It's going to be "Smurfy"! My DREAM come true....Me and all those Male Smurfs?!?!?! C'Mon!! Mmmmmmm!

Took them long enough to wake up and smell the coffee!!!! HAHAHAHA I couldn't resist! Seriously though, they needed to get their act together. Their coffee may be swill, but they need to be a leader as a major Canadian corporation!

I need a hug. I'm presently on a hot, crowded bus stuck in bumper to bumper traffic......ok so I'm actually on a bus in montreal stuck in bumper to bumper traffic and once I get to my destination I'll probably have a blast all weekend :)......but at this particular moment I need me sum good lovin'....naughty or nice, whichever you wish....any lovin' will do. Posted via Mobile Device

Good for Timmy's! But if you're a regular hot beverage drinker, you may want to consider bringing your own ceramic cup. I suspect that Tim's cups, green or not, are likely lined with a thin plastic coating. A component of this plastic lining is likely Bisphenol-A, which when exposed to a hot, acidic liquid, may leech into it. BPA is an endocrine disruptor and may be carcinogenic, especially to females. Drinking coffee this way once a week won't hurt you, but the cumulatory effect of doing so a few times per day may be detrimental to your health. Of course, there are so many other common ways of ingesting BPA that, what the hell, enjoy life and go out happy!

Links already provided for the indies (Escorts Canada and cerb advertisement section) for the OP. But to help the OP with agencies, these are the updated main (established) Ottawa agencies as we speak. 1 - Pink Kitty (PK) Escorts Both in/oucall 24/7 and the link is: www.pinkkittyescort.com 2 - The new Explore-Her agency coming out of the recent Capital Candies and former Tempted2Touch (T2T): both in/outcall young ladies from Montreal WWW.EXPLORE-HER.COM 3 - Ottawa PlayGirls: - The oldest Ottawa agency, after 7 pm but pre-booking daytime possible and outcall only. www.613girls.com/ 4 - Bella Escorts: - New agency, established themselves as a reliable agency in a short time, both in/outcall: www.bellamtl.com 5 - Abracadabra (Discreet Valley) Escorts. Though they seem to have a number of ladies, they keep very much to themselves (don't advertise often). Outcall only. I used to use their services and in most part I was happy. They have real time schedule. www.discreetvalley.com 6 - ALLD Mostly young asian ladies both in/outcall : Significant recent improvement in quality of ladies and service and the link is: http://asianlalaland.yolasite.com 7 - CandyLand again young asian ladies both in/outcall. Started like a lion as a desperately needed reliable asian agency in Ottawa without B & S, 2 years ago. Recent downturn in quality of service and ladies but I still list them as I had great ladies from them in the past and I hope they come back again as Ottawa's established asian agency soon. www.tog2.com I hope it helps. Secret Admirer

The answer to your question is yes. So hot!!!!! How could it not be. Feeling a man explode all over your face and body. ummmmmmmm