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First off welcome to Cerb:) and as everyone probably feel, I am truly sorry about your condition, learning this whatever age you are is extremely hard. As for being on Cerb, it is a good place to be, as you know you will not be judge by people, whatever your physical or mental condition is. You may want to tell if you are looking for an SP(service provider aka escort) or an MP(massage provider). if you want to do incall (visit the SP at her place) or outcall (the SP travel to you). what type of services you want (gfe, pse) and what type of body, personality if you have a preference. Also looking at the recommendations in the Ottawa section can give you a good vibe of what type of service/person the lady that you may have an eyes on offer. Try to stay away from BP and DL, some reputable ladies post on it, but you have a little bit more chance to get scam then sticking to the ladies on cerb... and most of all...good luck in your search and I truly hope that if you have the chance to see a lady before your condition get worst, that you have a really good experience:)

A bit off-topic... but this is the best explanation of the current financial crisis I've seen. Of course, it was written well before the event....

I'll be the voice of dissent and say I am not in favour of these protests. Nope, I'm not one of the so-called 1%. I'm far from rich. I have debt, but not an obscene amount. I'm not a fan of greed. I don't think war is a solution to anything. But... We live in Canada, not the US. There are key distinctions to be made there. We have better regulation and government oversight of things like the banking industry. We have less influence in our politics from lobby groups, simply because our democracy works differently. As opposed to the Americans, a Canadian voter knows that *their* vote counts. In the US, the popular vote does not elect a president, the electoral college does. What can the "99%" do in Canada? Get informed and vote. I'm sickened by the willful ignorance and apathy Canadians show towards their own politics. How many vote? How many of those who do actually have a clue about the issues, or ask enough questions to get beyond the speaking points and sound bites? A dwindling number of both. And yet the mighty 99% will chant and stomp and cry out about injustice in droves. Where were you when Harper was running towards a majority government? *That's* how you exercise your power to influence change. And, this is something that most of the other nations that host Occupy-whatever protests don't have. The problem with the protests is they are a populist, disjointed and confusing mess. It's an example of why anarchy doesn't work; ultimately, in every group you need a leader and a focus. From what I've seen, the protests are failing because they lack that focus. In trying to represent everyone and everything, nobody has a clue what they are asking for. The protests would have been more effective if they had chosen a focus and made their goal a public education campaign around that focus. Knowledge is power. And, don't be under the illusion that the protests are blameless, innocent and peaceful gatherings of responsible activists. There has been enough drug use, violence, drunkenness and disorder to warrant a little attention from law enforcement. It may have been caused by a small faction, but that's the other problem with protests; they always draw the wrong element along with the right. Sent from my HTC EVO 3D X515a using Tapatalk

In my years in command, I have officially been in the field of war 11 times. Afganistan twice, Iraq twice, Bosnia three time, Croatia twice, and Kosovo twice. I've been sent back to Afganistan on 6 short missions and have been on other missions as well. Over 22 years I have lost 6 young British men, 17 Afgans, 3 Americans and one Polish soldier. 77 wounded...well 78 if you include myself. I have witnessed genocide in both Bosnia and Kosovo. Walked in to villages where every male regardless of age has been executed and every female regardless of age was raped. There's all the broken homes caused from overseas deployments, the stress on spouses and children. I personally have suffered through a very broken relationship with my son, who now as an officer himself understands how difficult a life he has chosen. My own marriage broke apart due to being posted overseas so often. 20 years ago in April, I held my new born son in my arms and teared up as I looked at him. As a parent all I wanted to do is protect him for the rest of his life. In February it is his turn to head off to war for the first time, now I grasp more than ever the stress my parents and wife went through. It has brought my son and I closer than ever.

Long overdue I have seen Ariyanna a few times now she is new to Massage but has been taught by Jasmine. She is a sweetheart in every way imaginable. From the moment we met we have hit it off and each session is as fun as the first. She is there with a hug and kiss on the cheek when I arrive and a few more hugs when we close the door. She is very happy to help you undress once the door is closed and likes to be helped out of hers what little she may have on at the time. Ariyanna loves to please and tease in the shower and let her hands explore. She makes sure everything is clean and happy. I have hard time to stop her from making mr Happy to happy in the shower she also loves when you soap her and help her wash her backside loves to have her 34c naturals massaged and lathered as well and her nipples get so erect . She is new to massage but you would never know it from soft sensual touch to the teasing she knows how to make you feel good all over YMMV but prostate just might be on the menu.Her bodyslides are to die for and she likes it slippy you can tell who her trainer was thats for sure. Ariyanna does not rush and when it is time to flip she knows what she is doing. Although not a spinner she has curves in all the right places. We have connected well and I plan on returning as often as I can to enjoy her sweet tender touch. Jas you sure found a winner for me in Ariyanna

Thank you for reading my post, please don't be offended or angry but I am unsure how to put this, just gonna be honest cause I got nothing too loose at this point. I have an un-operable meningioma tumor in my brain that will in a short time take my life at its current rate of growth. Last March doctors said I wouldn't see the new year, so I decided to well try to have one last bang so to speak of.. I was blessed with a longer than normal tongue and miss using it, been three years since I last had fun. As for my back story, been with one women my entire life, dated in HS, engaged in college and she cheated and it ended (been tested since as I don't know where she has been) also she didn't like giving head so I never was able to experience, kind of one of the main reasons I want to have one last night of fun. I know it's the last thing I should be worried about but I've been doing my "bucket list" so to speak of so why not try this...I am new to thee idea of this site but nothing to loose by trying.

Kennidi Kummings Amazing Angela

This is the internet, whatever you post on the internet is here forever..... While it may not be a big deal today that you are recognized, think about the future........ what will happen when you get an S/O, children etc.... will it matter to you that they know you are on here ? If not, then by all means go ahead, but by posting here, you are really opening yourself to everyone who surfs the net, and not just members of this site. If you want ladies to know what you look like, then do so in private emails, I would personally not expose myself (no pun intended) on any internet site. SNK

I like to think that if some one recognises you on here by your pic....it would be hyporcritical of them outing you, they are here for probably the same thing??

I agree Cato...that bottle of Aunt Jemima on the bottom rack is something else. ..... Wait a minute there's something else sweet in this photo....

This says it all:

I'm glad you had fun, Sophia. So there are more travels ahead? :)

No it's not a picture that can be googled. It's not a "public access" kind of picture. It is particular to me, There's no doubt that if someone from my facebook friends saw it on here that they would know it's me. My question was more, that because I have no kids or SO that there would be no major fallout even if someone did figure it out, other than a little awkwardness. I can understand those gentlemen on here who have a lot to lose being super cautious about their anonymity........but I guess my question is seeing as there would be no real fallout for me compared to some other than a little awkwardness.....am I being overly paranoid?

Malika, you're fooling nobody by calling yourself Dave. Except Castle, apparently :)

well... if it means anything, when I am on CERB, I am usually pitching a tent....

Anarchy by design? I doubt that the Occupy movement organizers were being that clever. True, they may be responsible for the lack of organization and message, but mostly because of the skills they lack, rather than the smarts they possess. That, and the fact the Occupy congregation is a collection of unlike-minded individuals unable to rally around a unifying common goal. By contrast, the highly structured organizations of the rich and powerful are precisely that way because they are highly motivated to organize themselves towards a common goal... that is, to make lots of money! The Occupy movement is demonstrating they are the antithesis of capitalist power, but not in the way they likely intended.

I'm excited!!!!

And dare I say... it's not just today that we should remember those who fought and died so that we don't have to, and those who fought and survived. We owe an unpayable debt to many who are still with us. Tommy I went into a public-'ouse to get a pint of beer. The publican 'e ups an' sez, "We serve no red-coats here." The girls be'ind the bar they laughed an' giggled fit to die, I outs into the street again an' to myself sez I: O it's Tommy this, and Tommy that, an' "Tommy, go away"; But it's "Thank you, Mister Atkins," when the band begins to play, The band begins to play, my boys, the band begins to play, O it's "Thank you, Mister Atkins," when the band begins to play. I went into a theatre as sober as could be, They gave a drunk civilian room, but 'adn't none for me. They sent me to the gallery or 'round the music-'alls. But when it comes to fightin', Lord! They'll shove me in the stalls! For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy wait outside"; But it's "Special train for Atkins" when the trooper's on the tide, The troopships' on the tide, my boys, the troopship's on the tide, O it's "Special train for Atkins" when the trooper's on the tide. Yes, making mock o' uniforms that guard you while you sleep Is cheaper than them uniforms, an' they're starvation cheap; An' hustlin' drunken soldiers when they're goin' large a bit Is five times better business than paradin' in full kit. Then it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy 'ow's your soul?" But it's "Thin red line of 'eroes" when the drums begin to roll, The drums begin to roll, my boys, the drums begin to roll, O, it's "Thin red line of 'eroes" when the drums begin to roll. We aren't no thin red 'eroes, nor we aren't no blackguards too, But single men in barricks, most remarkable like you; An' if sometimes our conduck isn't all your fancy paints: Why, single men in barricks don't grow into plaster saints; While it's Tommy this an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy fall be'ind," But it's "Please to walk in front, sir," when there's trouble in the wind. There's trouble in the wind, my boys, there's trouble in the wind, O it's "Please to walk in front, sir," when there's trouble in the wind. You talk o' better food for us, an' schools, an' fires, an' all: We'll wait for extry rations if you treat us rational. Don't mess about the cook-room slops, but prove it to our face The Widow's Uniform is not the soldier-man's disgrace. For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that an' "Chuck him out, the brute!" But it's "Saviour of his country," when the guns begins to shoot; Yes, it's Tommy this an' Tommy that, an' anything you please; But Tommy ain't a bloomin' fool - you bet that Tommy sees! - Rudyard Kipling

I saw INSIDE JOB and it is an excellent documentary that explains the recent economic crisis in a way that I think most viewers can understand. It explains some pretty big problems, mainly in USA, where moneylenders are working against their own clients, which is unethical and as we've recently seen, highly destructive.

Not sure if it's been mentioned yet or not but: Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman

I tend to agree with a lot of points raised in the movie ( I haven't seen it but I have seen numerous summaries). But here's the thing ... Any time the government subsidizes bad economic behavior ... be it a wall street bailout or a mortgage or other subsidy to someone who couldn't get it in the open market, you are going to get more of that bad behavior and a re-occurrence of the problem. and i dont agree things are rigged ... Exactly what is rigged? The only systems that are potentially rigged are the systems sponsored by governments where political power can be used to influence the result. And back to Occupy ...., I mean no disrespect, but to me it's just a bunch of whiners who can't even enunciate what they want, what they want "fixed," and why what they want will "fix" the "problem.". I agree with April ... Go occupy a job! (smile)

I was surprised to find so many pms in my in-box this morning thanking me for posting the poem (post #6 above) This is why I find that poem so special. I lost my Uncle Kenneth in WWII who I never met (he's buried in France somewhere and the only family member to visit his grave was my mother when she was stationed in Europe with the Airforce in the early 1950s). I also had another uncle, Austin who lied about his age to get in the Army and was overseas when he was only 15 on the front lines in Italy. Uncle Austin NEVER spoke about the war to anyone including his own wife. However, when he was dying of cancer and coming down to Ottawa for treatment in his last days, I had the rare opportunity of being alone with him for a few minutes and he grabbed my hand and said to me.... You know I had to kill people in the war to protect our freedom. Do you think God will forgive me for that and let me into heaven? Without hesitation or further comment, I replied "of course, you were doing God's work". He seem satisfied with that response and nothing further was said. We sat there in silence, for about two minutes. It was one of the most treasured moments of my life. To this day, whenever I think about, I feel like crying and shivers run down my back. So that poem reminded me of the time he chose to honour me with talking about the war. I told my mother and my aunt later what we had talked about, and they were amazed. He must have made his peace with God because he was gone a few weeks later. Thanks for letting me share.

I agree the price listed should be all inclusive, not matter what happens in the alloted time. NO extras, or upselling. I have been in done iin 10 and did not ask for a refund cause it was so quick. Now when she is pushing me out the door I am hurt cause I did ask for a hour and pay for it. Even if we just chat, not necessarly looking for MSOG. Just the time I asked and paid for. I do ask ladies things it helps me to feel out what time of person they will once we meet up. Mostly I want to have a fun time, with in our time. Often I will till the Ladies lets start with an hour and see how it goes and maybe extend it. It all depends on chemistry once we meet.

Stealing the virginity of couchs:D

Melanie Fiona-Give it to me right

My sex drive has occasionally waxed and waned over the years :roll:, but I don't find the moon has much to do with it. While I have always been a little bit more horny than the average woman, my drive ramped up significantly a couple of years ago. I wouldn't be an SP if I didn't get as much pleasure as my playdates, so I'm pretty much horny all the time and any one of my senses can set me off.

Before I head out for the ceremonies at the War Memorial this morning, I found this video on the Canadian Forces You Tube page...their loss will never be forgotten.

Fabulous post Julia. I have watched the documentary Inside Job. And I highly recommend everybody to watch that documentary. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inside_Job_(film) It won the Oscar for the best documentary in 2010. It talks about what led to the financial meltdown, and about the people and organizations that led to it. It also talks about who is paying the price for it, and about the people who have benifitted from it. A must see. Occupy CERB!!!

I love this!

How about the fact that these protests are predicated on "occupying" land that is already occupied--for example, in Ottawa, living on unceded Algonquin territory. Or if you want the American example, Manhattan is Lenape land.

A well-regulated, equal-opportunity free market is a great economic model and can be an effective engine for creating wealth. Problem is, that's not what we have. Money is power, and the powerful have rigged the game to favour those who are already wealthy. They should in theory have been held in check by politicians, but all the politicians are bought and paid for. We can at least be thankful we're in Canada, where the problem is less acute than elsewhere. The Occupy X protests won't change this directly, but they DO serve as a sign that many, many people are deeply upset with the obscene concentration of wealth this rigged game has produced. And they just might prompt change in politics. The NDP and Greens, who seemed dubious and fringe before, might start to look more appealing if they can plug into this mood. To forestall this, even the traditional parties might start to make frantic concessions to real, popular will. For those complaining about a lack of organization and message: the protests themselves are anarchic on purpose. They're protesting a rigged power structure, and so part of the point is not to create yet another traditional power structure which can then be rigged. It's messy, but it's *people*. And of course that prompts derision at first: we're THAT used to hierarchies that we don't know what to make of something that's not organized that way. I personally think that the protests are fantastic: they're an expression of a widespread and extreme discontent. It's just the kind of thing a free society is supposed to produce.

I think the whole occupy movement is completely goofy. No coherent message and no clue about economics. As long as its not gained by criminal activity, I have no issue whatsoever with people trying to make as much money as they can. Capitalism isn't perfect, but it's brought incredible weath and opportunity to most of the world, not to mention that it is a whole heckuva lot better than any of the alternatives.

Mr. Green is right, giant corporations and moneylenders/creditors have power because we give it to them by consuming their goods/services and by working for them. I think lots of problems can be fixed or averted through government laws/regulations. But we need to elect leaders who will implement these laws and regulations. These protests don't really have much weight because they quickly become such a mixed bag of random causes or lack thereof. The informed people in these protests need to get in the system. They need to run for office. Simply acting like hobos isn't going to change anything, it just makes them even easier to discredit and ignore.

The whole Occupyregina movement is a joke. In the beginning I had been part of the planning stages but had to bow out because it was basically a bunch of people who couldn't stop arguing amongst eachother and didn't have jobs. If I would have said to my boss hey I'm taking an indefinite amount of time of to go camping in the park he would have said well have fun with that don't worry about ever coming back. How about occupy a job? My bank doesn't take good intentions as payment on loans. Every hipster kid I see out there wearing Dolce and Gabbana black framed glasses, in tents mommy and daddy bought, using government provided wi fi on their ipads literally makes me so mad I could Probably get away with justifiable homicide. Its a good idea, there should have been a better cohesive plan or ideology behind it... But what it is now is basically a joke. All I can comment on is what is going on in regina, I don't know what the movement is like in other places, who knows maybe it will do some good. Posted via Mobile Device

The snowball analogy is perfect, however how does one do more than tweak? Are we looking for our own version of the Arab Spring, North American style? I think not, and even if so, what has actually changed in Egypt, or will change in Libya? Scribbles is correct in stating that the current protests HAVE been hurt by the incidents of violence and open drug use and the criminal elements that have infiltrated. Voter apathy of course plays a role, and we are saddled with the political parties that a minority of Canadians put into power with majority governments, but again I will reiterate that individual governments are as powerless as individual Canadians - it is the multinational greed that is a root core. Minimum wages to Canadians, and then moving the jobs to third world countries where the minimum wages become less again, all while arguing of the opportunities that they provide. Environmental regulations are non-existent or totally disregarded. I could go on and on here. Mrgreen with his statement of each of us making good individual choices and assuming personal responsibility is the starting point, however in our society as it exists now, how available are his choices to the masses? We must be realistic and practical and I stand by what I wrote in post # 2, one small individual step at a time.

If you try to stop a snowball from rolling down a hill 5 seconds after it is let go, it is easy. If you try to stop a snowball from rollin down a hill an hour after it is let go, it is impossible. That's the situation here. Politics, economics, societal expectations, western culture, etc. has all developed to such a point that it is impossible to tweak something here or tweak something there to create a significantly better version of today's society.

Fabulous thread and it should lead to some spirited debates and differing points of view. Looking forward to it. No system is perfect and it wasn't that long ago that a great many in world celebrated the tearing down of the Berlin wall as the symbolic of the end "communism" as we knew it. I used " " around the world communism as it certainly wasn't the system of Karl Marx. It's not only CEO's of multinationals that can be perceived as greedy. One can take a ride through most suburbs in most NA cities and see how greed or want has ballooned to unsustainable and unrealistic proportions. 2-3,000 and more sq foot houses with 2-3 car garages and all of them filled to max with newest and best disposable items. On one hand I could rage against untold consumerism but I don't. Most households require two incomes to feed the need.. I just chose to live my life differently. I live in an 865 sq foot house which is smaller than most apartments. No kids. We grow food that sustains us for 5 or so months of the year. There is one car, it is a Lexus but it's a 1997 Lexus purchased when it was 8 years old. The household income is well in excess of 6 figures and I could easily afford to live that life style. I chose not to simply because I don't want to be bound to something I don't want to do. To me it comes down to personal choices and personal responsibility. I see no point in the occupy protests. If they are really serious...they'd go occupy the first nations communities that continue not to have access to potable water. Peace MG

The biggest problem with this generation is the wanting "it" right now. It's way too easy to borrow money and live beyond our means, so far too many people do. Pay cash, pay down loans, cut up the credit and debit cards, turn off the cell phones, etc. We've forgotten how to live simply. The 1 %'ers depend on us to not be able to resist all that glitters.

Just because an SP doesn't have an online review or recommendation doesn't mean she doens't provide quality service. It could simply mean either she wants to maintain discretion or no one has wanted to be the first to put something. I have very little out there by way of recos but it is intentional for personal reasons. I think if you can't find anything negative online about her it means she is probably what she seems, a woman making a living in the most discreet way possible... cat

Julia. Your words are on target and I could, as could many of us, cite example after example of multitudinous injustices and inequities. It is clear to me that countries that have their own borders and governments, including even Canada, the United States, China and Germany, are not the power brokers. It is in fact the countries that have no borders, that have no elected officials, that have no desire for 'government BY and FOR the people', that give individual and obscene profits to their CEO's, that has the world in its present state. The multinationals are the root cause. Whether I be correct in that or not is irrelevant because you are correct in saying, "But this is the world we live in." Neither you nor I, nor merely thousands of well intentioned protesters can change that world. What you can do, and I can do, and each of us as lone individuals can do, is only what we can do at the moment, at the time. One small step at a time, a kindness, an act of support, a helping hand, a vote of confidence, a shoulder to cry on, be a voice in the wilderness, step outside of our social boundaries, recognize the power of one. If you did this, if I did this, then there are two steps forward. Ghandi and King changed their worlds. My sense of idealism and optimism remain.

The spot that turns me on most,is the inside of my thighs. I love to be kissed teased,and licked

Respectfully disagree. If boundaries are clear up front, it can work. I would know, I've got a pretty great friends with benefits. And we're actually friends. I have keys to his apartment, we hang out 2-3 times a week, the sex is great and if I'm upset, he's there for me.

No there is no such thing. You are going to hurt her or she is going to hurt you. There is really no way to make that work. It sounds cruel but the closest thing you can have as friends with benefits without somebody developing feelings and getting hurt is a client/SP/MA scenario. Posted via Mobile Device

I don't have a cellphone for two reasons: I live in a rural area where reception is a joke; a cellphone is essentially useless anywhere near my home/work(I have a work-provided one at work but again, not enough reception to make it worthwhile). The second reason is that I hated the loss of privacy when I had a cellphone. Reception or not, busy or not, when I had a cellphone it rang constantly, and if I didn't answer, or didn't drop everything to talk for hours with no notice, suddenly I was a rude prick who needed to explain himself? I like the fact that not having a cell, and all my friends/family/coworkers knowing it, means I can actually have privacy. They have no expectation of being able to reach me for every little demand. And when I travel, I am truly unreachable by anyone. That's a great feeling that a lot of people have quickly lost touch with. All this being said, maybe I'll steal a cell from work if it'll make an SP more comfortable.