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With her permission, Goddess Dorinda Bloom:

If you could see my face right now, you'd see a faraway look in my eyes. You would see a thoughtful grin on my face. For you see, there is a certain woman who is very much on my mind. We made the most exquisite music together, she and I. She and I sang a two part harmony. But our music was not so much an aria of moans and gasps, but instead a symphony of smiles, of witty repartee. Our minds met, and not just our bodies. Our chemistry went runaway, out of control. It was a rare thing, in this little world of ours. I would dearly love to be with her again. I want to see her eyes twinkle again at me. I want to have that amused smile of hers beam back at me. I know that given the slightest opportunity, she would very quickly become a habit. It would be easy, I think, to see her again and again beyond times of counting. I would move heaven and earth to be beside her again. But more importantly, I would have to move myself. For she lives in a city far from me. I would have to fly far and long to be with her again. Oh, it's not impossible. I think it will happen from time to time. But I don't think it will happen as often as we both would like. And that's a terrible shame. I know I won't be spending much time with her. I just live too far away. And I know that the lifeblood of our acquaintance must be the shared moments we would have, the sincere and honest exchanges, the moments of passion. Those paid moments of which I speak, which will become too few and far between. I wish I could just pick up the phone and just say hello. I wish I could write a long email. Tell her how I'm doing. Ask how she is. But it's just not done. We're not friends. Not really, anyway. She's busy. And I don't want to join the ranks of her needy client list, to be managed at arm's length. And somehow, I suspect that my email would sink without a trace, met with silence. I know she'll see others. This what she does, after all. And she does it well. It's what she's best at, spinning her seductive web, flashing that brilliant smile. And as a good and conscientious hobbyist, I see others in the name of variety. And in time, that magic we shared will change. It will become faded, washed away in a sea of faces. We swim against the tides. We paddle futilely against the enormous swell of everyday life. The mundane, tugging at our attention, eroding those special moments that are making me smile. For she has her life, and I have mine. But still, I remember that final kiss before we parted ways. Our bodies merged as a single liquid entity at our lips, more intimate than anything else we did that day. I close my eyes and touch my lips with my fingertips and I imagine that she was once again before me. As real to me as if she were right there, even though that kiss was many days and many miles ago. And perhaps for that reason, what we had will yet endure. I'll be with her again. And we'll kiss anew. And we'll start our magic all over again.

How many of you have a budget for your hobbying? Since I have decided to get back to the business of pleasure - model planes are just not as fun - i have been thinking of how to "regulate" my expenses. I am thinking once a week at an average of two hundred per visit - looks like 10k will do for the year. Thoughts?

I watched the movie Pretty Woman last week with Julia Roberts and Richard Gere, and it really amazed me in a number of ways. Well, Julia and Richard were not with me , but well, you understand. First and foremost I watched it in such a different context as compared to how I watched it for the first time years ago. Years ago the idea of paid companions was nothing that I had ever considered and years ago the topic of the movie for me came with all of the old stereotypes. This time as I watched it, the entire perspective was different. One way that it was different was with my recognition of how true some of the 'lines' were. One in particular raised my eyebrows when the topic of safe sex was addressed with something along the line of, "Safe all the way, and with me it will be way safer than when you pick up an unknown at the local bar". There have been threads on here on exactly that, and it struck me how perhaps ahead of its time that movie really was. Perhaps the other primary thing that struck me as I watched the film this time around was how realistically Julia Roberts played the role in presenting herself initially as a sex worker but then allowing the person to shine through. That has been my experience here on Cerb, that the person behind the woman allows herself to shine through. How realistic the movie plot and the ending are I am quite unsure of and I expect that the outcome in the movie would be extremely rare in 'real life', but I bet it has happened. No matter what, both then and now, it was kind of a feel good movie. :)

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Aweome ! I will bring Dorinda but I am keeping her to myself :) :) I also just read Meg's ad so I was thinking of doing some pre-partying at her place so I might be a little tired ;)

I am certainly gearing up to watch my Pats take the cup!!! Beer, wings, the chance to win an Ipod2 and seeing Madonna lipsinc during halftime make it that much more exciting!

Even if the story isn't true, I'm sure somewhere on the planet this has really happened!

1. Be honest. If you exaggerate your sexual prowess, you diminish the power of the recommendation. No one will believe that you came 14 times in a 1 hour booking and that the power of your splooge knocked a hole in the wall. Stick to the credible events. 2. Concentrate on HER. The thought of your large hairy white ass shaking the bed while you attempt to reach climax does nothing to titillate me. It gives me penis deflatus. On the other hand, her acumen, her abilities, her look, her style does titillate me. It gives me penis inflatus. 3. Don't write up your FIRST experience until after your second experience. Let's face it. Your first time, your very first time with an SP is amazing. She did things to you that you only imagined in the wateriest of your wet dreams. You won't know how amazing she was until you have something to measure it against... and your right hand doesn't count. 4. Don't be afraid to say "it was incredible." As Emma has said, it is possible to achieve your goal of expressing delight in a very few words. 5. If it was bad, keep it to yourself. CERB is a recommendation board. Personal tastes vary. I FUCKING LOVE brussel sprouts. My kid FUCKING HATES brussel sprouts. See what I mean? Just because you didn't click doesn't mean she was bad, it may just mean that you and she aren't compatible. Nobody else needs to know. Plus it's a rule. An important rule. MOD made that rule. MOD is omnipotent. He has the power to kill you with a single glance. Okay, maybe not the single glance thing. 6. If you are going to write an erotic novel in the reco thread, get it pre-approved. Not everyone is comfortable with graphic accounts of your sexual odyssey. You may think you have written an amazing tale, but if she says she isn't comfortable with what you have written, see rule # 4. If she likes what you have written, fill your boots... publish. 7. Some things are better left unsaid. If you were pleasantly surprised by something that just "happened" don't brag. You may have received a bonus, but no one else needs to know. Nudge nudge, wink wink, SAY NO MORE. 8. Rebooking is the best recommendation. Let's face the facts. A recommendation is fantastic but it doesn't pay the bills. If you had the bestest wobbly at the knees tingling at your toes head in the clouds experience, the best way to show your gratitude is a series of return engagements. Write a reco by all means, but back it up with greenbacks. 9. TOFTT The concept of "taking one for the team" doesn't really make sense. You booked, you paid, you came, you went home. I didn't even feel a tingle. The addition of these letters doesn't do anyone justice. Leave it out of recos. 10. Make all your recommendations sound like they were being narrated by Morgan Freeman. I'm just fucking with ya. Morgan Freeman played God. He shouldn't be reciting erotic stuff. Try Samuel L Jackson.

I feel the need to start this thread, due to the lack of respect and attention to following simple instructions lately. Ive worded this in reference to no one, just a generalization to a few things. You contact me, we go through screening and agree on the date and time. You are told you will be contacted a few days prior with details to confirm. 3 days prior you are emailed with detailed instructions with a number and a date and time frame to call and confirm on. Scenarios as follows: Scenario A) You don't call within time frame - Encounter is cancelled and time is available Scenario B) You email letting me know you cant call within that time and we agree on another time in which you don't call - Same result as above - encounter cancelled. Scenario C) You call and confirm and encounter goes ahead as planned Scenario D) You email the morning of to ask if we are still on, yet I never heard from you - What do you think the answer to this question is? Scenario E) You leave a voice mail with we emailed and Im calling no name, number or anything else in the message - Chances are the encounter will be cancelled as its very rude to call a number back and say Who's this? And Ive asked you to call me, for discretion I would rather not return the call unless I have been given the ok to do so. We have a system in place that works for our own personal business, if you dont wish to follow instructions, dont waste our time. I value your time and respect your wishes on privacy, discretion and everything else. If you value mine, why does one feel its okay to not follow the simple instructions that I have given. I can be flexible with my confirmation policy when you let me know in advance. I ask you to call as that is how I confirm my dates, I wont email or text you any details so you have to call (my confirmation email is very clear on this), at this point if you don't like this policy it is your time to say that you are declining our date, I wont get mad as I would prefer your honesty over wasting my time and that of someone else who would have enjoyed the visit, but due to the games someone else has played they were unable to visit. When I ask you to call when your parking - I MEAN it, dont call from the lobby if I have asked you not too(considering discretion is SO important, why does the fact that your calling from in front of the hotel staff and repeating the suite number aloud not strike you as indiscreet?) Just because im not a revolving door, does not mean I want attention drawn to myself at any time. I enjoy the places I stay and wish to keep it that way. I also enjoy the company that I keep and NEVER want to jeopardize anyones privacy ever. You provide me your number and ask me not to call, I follow your instructions so how hard is it to show the same respect to mine. For an industry where discretion is key, I am just astounded as to why it is expected from me, but not returned by you.

I have been hobbying for twenty-odd years, but entered the world of massage parlours rather recently (January 2007). Early on, I had the great pleasure of meeting Trish, back in Jasmin's and Friends' W***y Road days. Trish was great, the perfect combination of energy, enthusiasm and creativity, and pretty hot to boot! It was a blessing, and a curse at the same time, since no MAs I met afterward could match this combo, and while many others provided great moments (see my various recos), they could never compare... Well, I have met at last someone who can match Trish, and then some! Vicki is a newcomer at CMJ, and I had the pleasure of being her second or third appointment...She is a bundle of energy, creativity and enthusiasm, knows instinctively the art of teasing, and has charming curves. She is one of a kind, and I trust that the second session will be as good as the first while different, so I plan on seeing her again and again, and then some! Thanks Vicki, and thanks to CMJ for bringing this pearl to us!

Two weeks of hype is coming to its peak and thankfully coming to an end and we shall soon be on the field and the two teams shall determine this years champion. Both teams in effect backed into this game with what can be argued as lucky wins but be that as it may, two top teams are here. Hoping for a high scoring, close and competitive game, but being an anybody but Brady fan, lets go Giants. A big regret in watching the game will be the inability to watch the US commercials thanks to the CRTC 'protecting" me with its Canadian content rules. That could be another thread! Whoo Hoooo, Super Bowl party, beer, food and football.

WANT! Those bewbs, curves and tats!

Hello Gents!!! I look forward to spending time with you.. exploring with my hands...bringing you a perfect combo of sensuality and seductiveness.I aim to please you, going to heights you've never been and will always leave you wanting more. Here is the rest of my weekly schedule!!! Friday 4:00PM - 10:00PM Saturday 10:00AM - 4:00PM Check out this not-to-be-missed upcoming party! http://clubmadellynjae.webs.com/partynews.htm It's going to be HOT & a great chance for me to meet you! Requst a DUO with me and hostess of your choice -two is ALWAYS more fun than one! Reco's : http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=312819#post312819

If you win Dorinda, you may feel free to spank me anytime! :)

For you sir, my pleasure, especially if you bring Dorinda who sounds kind of keen too. Kickoff at 7:29 exactly, Atlantic time.

Bubble soccer. I'll just leave this here.

Sorry, I can only meet you half way on this one. I prefer to keep quiet if I did not enjoy myself. That way no one gets disappointed by what I have written. Since this board by design already filters out critical commentary on services, why undermine that goodwill by misrepresenting a negative experience as a positive one?

Any information on a girl named Brittany advertizing on CL would be appreciated. Thanks

Do we really want to know?

Off-topic, a bit, but it really had to be posted...

Tineye and BP go hand in hand...

One of the benefits of seeing an sp several times, besides the growing intimacy and friendship, is that you notice details that you may have overlooked the first time, in the heat of that initial passion. What I noticed today was how Roksi's feet caress you constantly as you lick her, how she plays with your hair and ears, how her thighs grip you tight, how astonishingly well she kisses. Her cowgirl skills have to be experienced, the varied pressure and twists and turns that she does. The pleasure in mish was intense. God this woman is a beauty, and a joy. The queen of oral, and a goddess among us :)

What is the male equivalent of "Chatty Cathy"? LOL Way to go my dear friend!

On one of the news clips i saw the girl was young and said "i had a drink and dont remember a thing from the rest of the night, woke up the next morning beside him dazed and confused". had she been herself that night she never would have been in his video. He claims to love native girls because they have none in hawii and targetting them. but targeting the young, financially struggling girls and feeding them drugs is a problem in wpg that we were moving past over the years and he set that and the industry back years. all they end up leaving, well the girl i know has left him with a bad addiction and made no money. He is not a good man who as a sp, i am looking for to the day he is in custody being everyones sp there not making any money. give them a little time to extradite him to finish up his warrant and do some more free sp work there :) The number he put on the dirty, posters and adds on bp are all the same number so be careful!! i dont feel these girls are in a safe place or you calling is putting yourself in one. on the same note if anyone has a friendship/seen the girl in the past and keep in touch please let her know she can call me anytime to show her how to independant and NOT need this 80's wannabe pimp and make money independantly. i would love to help them out at no cost or favor!! and mrjetz.....i hope you see this, my number is on my add and love to talk to you in person to tell you what i think. :)

Well I have already competed as a bodybuilder at the Nationals and won my class but alas no ProCard was ever awarded to me. So my dream would be to have already received my ProCard and compete with the best pros in the world. The biggest dream would be to emerge the winner amongst all these fabulous bodybuilders. Go big or stay home....

To eat Mcdonalds naked, with Keissy and some very lucky gentleman.... " Wifey, I think you dropped some ketchup, let me lick that off of you" Just Kidding, as much as that would be fun... I LOVE romance, so intimacy with candles, soft music playing the the background and a great bottle of bubbles, all amidst some mind blowing intimacy that goes on for what seems like forever....and heck if there is 3 of us, even better....

I tend not to look at these books to interpret my dreams, as what an apple may symbolize to me, may not be the same for you. But instead I look at the emotion behind the dream and apply it to what may happing in my life..

I feel so much compassion for those who have shared their stories in this thread. So many of these trials are difficult for me to imagine. But what I do understand is that we all struggle. Everyone knows pain. Everyone could tell a sad story. I think the act of sharing these is very powerful. My pain has been largely internally generated. One of the hardest but best things I ever did for myself was to admit that I was struggling with mental illness. You could call my particular demons depression and anxiety. I had to, and continue to have to reassure myself that this doesn't mean I'm weak or pathetic, and to fight the messages my brain is sending me- self destructive thoughts I no longer believe, but that I generate anyway. Fighting mental illness- like most other illnesses- is incredibly exhausting. It can feel like your brain is against you, when logic tells you one thing but your emotions are louder. It's hard but necessary work. Even now I hesitate to post this, but I'm telling myself that my story is important too. Partly it's the fear of stigma around mental illness. Many people do take it as a sign that you are broken or damaged somehow. But the silence and shame around this issue is part of what makes it so much harder for people experiencing mental illness to seek help. 1 in 5 Canadians will experience mental illness in their lifetime. That's not small potatoes. It's important for me understand that even though I sometimes go through bouts of feeling like hell, I'm still a complete person. Someone worth knowing, with fabulous insights and exuberance and love to share. This particular kind of trial doesn't define me. I am much more than my pain. I wanted to share this for the others on this board who have similar experiences. Because sometimes it's incredibly hard to move forward and face your pain when shame and fear of appearing weak confounds your already confounded brain. But mental illness doesn't make you weak, and the process of healing can make you understand how incredibly strong you really are. This thread humbles me. It reminds me of exactly how much moxie us humans can conjure when we need to. Much love and thanks to everyone who has shared- and to those who have not, as well.

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It's strange that this thread never got picked up. It's a good idea. Mine are fairly obvious: they have to do with spinners, and redheads, and me performing oral on them. A lot, and wide-rangingly...AW!!! That's what one of my social groups is about :)

I believe a reco helps a new lady on the block be noticed and get on her feet so to speak. I woked as hard in the beginning as I do now to make sure every guest was taken care of and then some. For some reason it took quite a long time for me to get that first really stong reco. I noticed and very quickly that my client base grew and grew. I was not doing anything new so it only makes sense to believe that is what got things going for me. I also belive there are many shining stars out there yet to be discovered so it makes good sense to me if you had a great time with a lady write a few words about her. It only takes a few minutes to share with everyone and it can make huge difference for a lady doing her best to grow and prosper.

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