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I watched the movie Pretty Woman last week with Julia Roberts and Richard Gere, and it really amazed me in a number of ways. Well, Julia and Richard were not with me , but well, you understand. First and foremost I watched it in such a different context as compared to how I watched it for the first time years ago. Years ago the idea of paid companions was nothing that I had ever considered and years ago the topic of the movie for me came with all of the old stereotypes. This time as I watched it, the entire perspective was different. One way that it was different was with my recognition of how true some of the 'lines' were. One in particular raised my eyebrows when the topic of safe sex was addressed with something along the line of, "Safe all the way, and with me it will be way safer than when you pick up an unknown at the local bar". There have been threads on here on exactly that, and it struck me how perhaps ahead of its time that movie really was. Perhaps the other primary thing that struck me as I watched the film this time around was how realistically Julia Roberts played the role in presenting herself initially as a sex worker but then allowing the person to shine through. That has been my experience here on Cerb, that the person behind the woman allows herself to shine through. How realistic the movie plot and the ending are I am quite unsure of and I expect that the outcome in the movie would be extremely rare in 'real life', but I bet it has happened. No matter what, both then and now, it was kind of a feel good movie. :)

It makes me very sad to be reading this article this morning: http://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/Driver+charged+with+impaired+driving+collision+that+critically+injured/6092152/story.html The positive thing from that story is the LCBO staff did their job and called the police, and luckily, the police caught him before someone died. Not everyone is that lucky. I've heard the mantra 'If you drink, don't drive', since I was a child. If only everyone heeded that very simple advice, a good friend that I lost in the summer would still be alive. If you drink, DON'T DRIVE. It's that simple. If you've had a few drinks, you are NOT capable of driving. It doesn't matter how many times you've safely made it home. It can happen to anyone. Have a designated driver. Call a cab. LEAVE the party after two drinks. Whatever it takes. Just don't do it. Thank you.

I have had the pleasure of seeing Trisha on several occasions. What a lovely woman. Phenomenal body, pretty face, and very nice enhanced breasts. I will not go into specifics but I can say that Trisha is very warm, eager to please, non rushing and a great conversationalist. I plan to repeat over and over!

I just posted something in a reco for a first time visitor to Ottawa. This has been an issue as long as I have lived here and has cost us the company of many outstanding women. Here is the post: "Ok, I've gotten several PMs telling me how wonderful XXXX is and thanking me for the reco. Wondering why they aren't adding to this? I'm asking for purely selfish reasons, I want to be sure she is here so I can see her again! Here's what one PM said about her: "Thanks for your XXXX review. I met her tonight and she was a gem. Like, you she managed to slip on a hat without my realizing. I was totally stunned when I found that it was already on. She's remarkable!" This applies to anyone, not just Yoko. If you like a girl be sure to tell everyone. Some of them will leave town early if they are not busy, others will not return. It's crazy not to share info about a good provider, even if it makes her harder to see. At least she will be here to see eventually!" Come on guys, this helps everyone. It's a no brainer! Please????

Small.. roughly 5-10%

Here is one of my few Recos I give and its totally legit no BS. I recently had the pleasure of getting together with Trisha. I found her to be very eager to please and she made me feel right at home. Her body is FIT and amazing. I have never seen a girl with this little body fat ever. She is really toned. Her man mades are nice to look at and give her that barbie doll girl look. After a nice massage was followed up with her above average oral skills. I would definatley repeat with this Milf.

Any guys gonna fess up to owning concealer for the occasional blemish? :) I don't know what men do without makeup sometimes...

Well I haven't seen the movie in probably 17-18 years, but seeing as I partake in this lifestyle and going from memories of the movie a couple quick comments First, Julia Roberts character gets advice from her roommate...don't kiss the client. Now how real is that, for most encounters I've had, kissing is very much part of the encounter Second, when in his hotel room, he offers her champagne and strawberries. She comments words to the effect she is a sure thing, no need to try to seduce me. Well my experience, and I'm sure many other's, an encounter is much more than just sex...it is companionship and company...the GFE. The movie feeds into the wrong stereotype that an encounter is nothing more than sex for money The final comment...and what is in my opinion, the fatal flaw in the movie. Richard Gere needs a woman, a prostitute, for a period of time, a week I believe, while working out a business deal....to provide the appearance of having a girlfriend. So when he needs the services of a lady, that is acceptable. But at the end of the movie, he saves her (from a life of prostitution) by marrying her. It assumes ladies who are prostitutes don't want to be, and need saving (by the proverbial white knight on a horse) But the hypocrisy is that it's ok for a guy to utilize the services of a prostitute, with the added hypocrisy, it's ok for that client to "save" the prostitute, after utilizing her services. Is that making sense Like I said, I haven't seen it in quite a long time, but to me, it doesn't ring true to the lifestyle and ladies I've had the pleasure of meeting RG

Omg! All of a sudden I want to work out:p I know what you mean Soph I am crawling very slowly to my 250th. And I'd better get a booby bounce ;)

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I didn't even know it was a milestone till at least 1000...lol Awww But thanks, it was funny, as I could not leave at 699, heheheh

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Putting my face on...nothing feels better than right after shaving, and yes, I too have to shave my bald head, where little weeds LOL will grow if left unattended. And shaving the boys before a date Definitely, shower, got to be clean head to toe Brush my teeth, rinse with mouthwash. And clean my glasses RG

Well I to feel better if I am "made up" as my dad used to call it,I have a background in esthetics so after taking that course and working in that business,putting on make up became part of my routine.I can do it in mins,with my eyes closed, but almost feel like its my armor now,I feel if I am tastefully groomed I will be prepared for anything.Lets face it,no pun intended,but you are always treated better by most people if you look your best. Even though we don't like to admit it most of us do judge a book by it's cover,unfortunately.

I am not much of a morning person, but due to my job I have to be! I am a creature of habit in the morning. I always shave before I shower, cuts back on razor burn! I always make sure what's left of my hair is shaved, everything is trim and looking perfect. Put on a nice dress shirt and dress pants. What makes me feel good is wearing a really nice tie! I am obsessed with ties, and can't seem to own enough of them!!! I think nothing beats a good looking tie. Shoes are always shinned and cool socks. I hate boring socks, I have purple, red, yellow, orange socks...good way to express yourself!

I am most decidedly not a morning person, so I try to keep my morning routine to a minimum. I suspect for most men, it is shaving, but I have a full beard, so that only requires irregular maintenance. I also keep a pretty unfinnicky hair style so that it can usually be tamed with fingers alone, but it do let it get a bit shaggy, so some days are more composed than others I tend to dress fairly well, so even if my hair is a little unkempt, I at least look like I put some effort in. Plus, unkempt and scattered matches my personality fairly well. Personally, I feel powerful in a great pair of shoes. There's something about the way that walking in a pair of leather soled men's shoes sounds that exudes power. So when the snow/salt isn't too much of a concern, I pull out my Cognac coloured cap toe oxfords and strut down the sidewalks and halls in style.

Motherfucker, you say? Don't play this song if you don't like that word. Or if you are Catholic and easily offended. Tim Minchin - Pope Song

Its not simple but free and close to photoshop in many ways. My choice is gimp

So, to reply to several people... My preference is to give myself a day or two to reflect on things and digest the experience. But that's just a personal preference... I'm afraid I disagree about this; I write recos (or don't) on the balance of the whole encounter. What I will say, however, is that if I decide not to write a reco I'll definitely have some good reason why I didn't that I could submit as justification to some imaginary arbiter of these things (or, more relevantly, to the lady in question, if she were to ask). What I find really difficult to make decisions about are the encounters were nothing was really wrong, but the chemistry just wasn't there. These ones aren't really all that awesome as there's no chemistry, but... that doesn't mean anyone did anything wrong. And so is it fair to withhold a reco under these circumstances? I tend to think not; the fact that I didn't have much chemistry with a particular lady doesn't mean she won't turn out to be the next guy's ATF, and it'd be a shame if he never found her just because nobody had written a reco. Because anyone else who goes to see her won't get selected bits of the experience; they'll get the whole thing, just like you did. And so it seems appropriate to base your decision to write a reco - or not - on the entirety of the encounter, rather than cherry-picked bits. If the world's best SP had her incall in a sewer, anyone who reads a reco saying she's the world's best SP will *still* end up visiting the sewer, and they might not like that :) No. A reco is still a reco. There is no obligation to write one if you don't want to. What seems negative here is silence... To answer your question: Yes. Untrue. There are many reasons why a lady may not have a lot of recos. Younger SPs seem to generate more than older ones; spinners generate more than BBWs. I think both of these have less to do with the quality of service the ladies provide, and more to do with us insecure guys fearing to be judged on who we spend time with. It'd be nice to think we'd all grown out of that, but the traumas we may have suffered at the hands of our 'friends' in our teenage years may be tough to shift... SPs tend to generate more recos when they first appear on the scene. A new and exciting arrival will get a lot of recos as people meet her for the first time; after a while, they'll tend to drop off. If she's getting more satisfied customers coming back then that leaves less room for new ones; and we're all less likely to write a reco for someone when we've previously done so. There are many well-established ladies around here who hardly ever get recos these days; I can tell you, from personal experience, that it's not because they've suddenly become bad at what they do. Finally, bear in mind the simple fact that, all things being equal, someone who sees a few people a day will have more recos that someone who sees a few people per week. To sum up: it's not a level playing field, and shouldn't be treated as such. I hear what you say... but I don't agree with it. First up, what's your top 30% (or whatever fraction you choose)? Speaking personally, mine changes depending on what mood I'm in; sometimes I want a blonde, sometimes a brunette or a redhead. Today I may want a quickie with the best-looking girl I can find; tomorrow I may prefer a prolonged evening of the best conversation I can get. The point is that the criteria I might use to rate people are hugely inconsistent, and therefore objectively worthless. And that's before you begin to consider that my preferences probably aren't the same as yours. Even if you were completely consistent... why should a lady who provides good service be penalized because someone else was very slightly better? For me, it's not about competition: it's more akin to taking your driving test. If you're good enough, you pass, and it doesn't matter how many or few other people may have passed already this week/month/year. Varied, certainly. I don't know about reliable. I'm no expert on this, but AFAIK other boards have issues with unscrupulous ladies acquiring shill reviews for themselves and equally false bad reviews for their competitors. Yep. Absolutely. I'm not going to sit here and make judgements about which style of board is objectively "better". This really comes down to the kind of info you want to see and the kind of environment you want to be in. At the end of the day, multiple boards exist with multiple moderation policies and cultures; we can all vote with our (virtual) feet. And we do.

ROFL that Kitty looks like Joan Rivers hehe

The whole point of this board is to be a positive place for everyone to interact. There are plenty of other places that thrive on negativity. It's nice to be able to come to a place and read VALUABLE POSITIVE threads. Real life is far too stressful and to infuse un-needed stress in what is supposed to be fun is ridiculous in my view. YMMV is an important anacronym to learn. You may have a bad experience with JaneDoe and then JohnDoe has a great one. Each person is an individual, each individual is unique and chemistry just doesn't always happen no matter how skilled the lady is. I am pretty certain that CERB will never become like the other sites and I, for one, am quite happy about that; with or without a recommendation!

Love those specs ;)

I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now. A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year-old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult.. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth. The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. 'We must do something about father,' said the son. 'I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor.' So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl. When the family glanced in Grandfather's direction, sometimes he had a tear in his eye as he sat alone. Still, the only words the couple had for him were sharp admonitions when he dropped a fork or spilled food. The four-year-old watched it all in silence. One evening before supper, the father noticed his son playing with wood scraps on the floor. He asked the child sweetly, 'What are you making?' Just as sweetly, the boy responded, 'Oh, I am making a little bowl for you and Mama to eat your food in when I grow up. ' The four-year-old smiled and went back to work. The words so struck the parents so that they were speechless. Then tears started to stream down their cheeks.. Though no word was spoken, both knew what must be done. That evening the husband took Grandfather's hand and gently led him back to the family table. For the remainder of his days he ate every meal with the family. And for some reason, neither husband nor wife seemed to care any longer when a fork was dropped, milk spilled, or the tablecloth soiled.. On a positive note, I've learned that, no matter what happens, how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles four things: a rainy day,the elderly, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. I've learned that making a 'living' is not the same thing as making a 'life.' I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance. I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands.You need to be able to throw something back sometimes. I've learned that if you pursue happiness, it will elude you. But, if you focus on your family, your friends, the needs of others, your work and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you. I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision. I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one. I've learned that every day, you should reach out and touch someone. People love that human touch -- holding hands, a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back. I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.

Nice, Angela (and of course Dorinda :)) Here's more Jordyn I love the position, the bum, the legs.....

With her permission, Goddess Dorinda Bloom:

Bubble soccer. I'll just leave this here.

Sorry, I can only meet you half way on this one. I prefer to keep quiet if I did not enjoy myself. That way no one gets disappointed by what I have written. Since this board by design already filters out critical commentary on services, why undermine that goodwill by misrepresenting a negative experience as a positive one?

On one of the news clips i saw the girl was young and said "i had a drink and dont remember a thing from the rest of the night, woke up the next morning beside him dazed and confused". had she been herself that night she never would have been in his video. He claims to love native girls because they have none in hawii and targetting them. but targeting the young, financially struggling girls and feeding them drugs is a problem in wpg that we were moving past over the years and he set that and the industry back years. all they end up leaving, well the girl i know has left him with a bad addiction and made no money. He is not a good man who as a sp, i am looking for to the day he is in custody being everyones sp there not making any money. give them a little time to extradite him to finish up his warrant and do some more free sp work there :) The number he put on the dirty, posters and adds on bp are all the same number so be careful!! i dont feel these girls are in a safe place or you calling is putting yourself in one. on the same note if anyone has a friendship/seen the girl in the past and keep in touch please let her know she can call me anytime to show her how to independant and NOT need this 80's wannabe pimp and make money independantly. i would love to help them out at no cost or favor!! and mrjetz.....i hope you see this, my number is on my add and love to talk to you in person to tell you what i think. :)

Oh and I forgot to mention, I've heard a few classics from lowballers who attempt to do it in a roundabout way so they think they're not appearing to be cheap in a monetary way... Him: "I'm young, handsome and well hung that you will enjoy me so much that you will not want any compensation." Me: "Honey, being young, handsome and well hung doesn't pay my bills." Silence...

Another view point....In my experience if someone did not want to see me I was okay with it :) Why? Because I rather someone see me that wanted to see me NOT just take one for the TEAM ha ha......If a client was not feeling it with me I encourage him to see someonelse because I rather him be happy and me as the ma not be uncomfortable during the session because he was taking one for the team :) I hope this makes sense!

... or you could say, "What the hell. I am here, let's do it!" You might just be pleasantly surprised about what your type really is!