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Good thread! And a very subjective one. Gentlemen, if I may make a suggestion; take note here what the Ladies say. This is what is important for us, so we know whats important to you. :) This is my perspective: Seeing naked bodies in an intimate environment is different that just being around naked people at camps and events or photoshoots. One is sexual and one is not. Somewhere along the way I think my lines got blurred (in a good way), and so I do not see parts but the whole. An example: David Lee Roth. OMG sexy in the day and I bought into it. Until he opened his mouth. Crass, no class, and in my opinion, stupid as a bag of nails. Completely lost it for him right there and still find him revolting. So since 99.9% of us are "normal" by our own cultural dictates; I have to look further than a body to prefer a Client. Lady or Gent, you must be squeaky clean. Respectful, but also understand that I am also part of the 99.9 that you walk beside everyday. I am much more than you see, and live on the same planet you do. Therefore, friendly; and it will be reciprocated. In other words some should lose the "whore and slut" attitude, because what does that make you? With women I am totally enamoured of boobies!!!! And nipples!!! Oh my! I do admit to loving mens butts however. And believe me, cute bottoms come in all shapes and sizes! Age again is a no go with me. I know too many people that defy their chronological age....unfortunately both ways! lol But in this biz, I draw the line at around 25 or so. I have a Gent who is 81 and a snowbird. He WALKS to my location for our playdate. There is nothing gross or disgusting about this man. He is eloquent and open, and I look forward to our summer sessions together. There are so many versions of "married" out there these days, I rarely ask or look. Sometimes it is shared, and if I see the Gent regularly and we have such a rapport; I will sometimes quietly ask why they see me. The answers are usually the same variation. For the younger men, I tend to mostly get single ones.

Chanel in her post above was right on in so many areas. The basics apply to both men and women, client and service provider. Her statement "I do not see parts but the whole," is what attracts me to this business. In the same light, I have to look further than a body to prefer an SP.

If tomato is a fruit...then it theory wouldn'T ketchup be some type of smoothie?

I think you'll find most ladies preferred customers are those guys who are gentlemen. Married, single, divorced, skinny, heavy etc, I would think is moot to most ladies. But treating the ladies like ladies for that is what they are, and being a gentleman (and that includes good hygiene and paying in full), that would be, I'm guessing, a preferred customer Some ramblings from this older gentleman's perspective RG

Please DO NOT have conversations on the ladies recommendation threads, if you want to ask questions about a lady do it in the discussion areas (put a link to the recommendation if you wish) but please DO NOT ask questions or make comments on the recommendation threads that are not adding to the recommendation. Your just BUMPING it and in some cases posting bad questions. Today alone I had to remove a comment from someone bitching that the lady owed him money, I had to remove a comment asking if she does BBBJTC and another asking about a different lady! Come on guys please DO NOT do this. and ladies... remember you can not post a reply on your recommendation threads either. If someone has posted something you do not like on your rec thread simply FLAG it using the REPORT THIS icon on the post.

I often get confused on what to wear for the " early bird" appointments?? Do I wear cute PJ'S with bunny slipper's? lol...a nice office type outfit? summer dress? hmmmm, do I put on my sexy boudoir lingerie, with stelito heels and stocking( which feels very strange at 9 am, hahaha). What do other SP'S do for the early morning appt? What does the hobbyists expect at AM?? Some clients arrive and say "OMG you didn't have to doll up for me so early in the morn"...and other's get disappointed that I am not wearing the sexy gear.. Hmmmm what should I wear?

Dear ladies; You gals spend a lot of time trying to please us... and we are thankful. I'm curious about percentage of your customers are younger, or good looking, or older sagging middle aged types like myself? Also what percentage of your customer are married or not married? And finally, do you have a preferred customer profile?

Once upon a time, The Silver Dollar lived way far away on the spectrum from flashy, glitzy clubs. It had a down-home, comfortable feel to it where you could feel comfortable in your blue-collar work clothes. Very much like a neighbourhood bar that happened to be strippers. In my corporate life the Buck was part of the standard Visiting Businessmen's night on the town. In fact, several of our most successful products were designed on napkins there. I've always thought of the Dollar's alternate names (The Buck, The Dirty Nickel, what have you) as being affectionate appellations to a down-scale place which often has the prettiest, nicest, most social performers. If you haven't been there, you have not truly experienced the entire Ottawa SC scene.

Like Meg said, for me its not about ''age'' or ''apparence''... You can be Brad Pitt, but if you dont have a good attitude, the chance I will enjoy my time are low. Personnaly, I prefer ''mature'' gents. Ive met some guys really mature for 25 and some arent mature yet at 60 ;) For me, Respect, attitude & hygiene are the MOST important.

Samantha -- I had to chuckle when I read this, particularly in the context of cristycurves recent string about overselling. I agree with your analogy, but it would be really funny if one of our ladies here on Cerb advertised saying they offer "high performance and great value!!"

I saw Shay again yesterday, our third time. Awesome is all I can say. Beautiful face, gorgeous body, and so responsive and sexy. We had been pm'ing back and forth and I told her what I wanted (I think she had already figured it out though from our previous meetings) and she was ready, and delivered. The minute I was in the room she was in position, and off we went on a major joy ride. Hot and intense, but fun, too, with her wicked sense of humour and great turns of phrase ("the wrath of a thousand men": I'll never forget that one :)) I missed her last visit so was glad we were in town at the same time. Shay is someone I really like, and recommend enthusiastically.

Market niche and fees are complex issues, backrubman. It may be that, one day, there will be Expedia-type booking services. But they won't apply to everyone. The way I see it, the Honda Fit, Toyota Yaris and Hyundai Elantra are all decent-quality economy cars. We can argue about which is the most reliable, which is the most fuel efficient or which may have the best features and options. Many people will be satisfied with the car they select and may look for something similar the next time they're looking for an automobile. And rightly so: good value and high performance for the price are compelling factors. Even so, much as they appreciate such things, some people want a different experience and will not consider anything other than a Rolls-Royce. As far as they're concerned, there's no competition. They may even have enjoyed Toyotas in the past. But what they want and expect to pay for is a Rolls-Royce.

PK and Explore-her are good bets for this service as are most of the Montreal SPs that come to town.

Well you know folks ..... I love the thrill and rush of the unkown.... everyday is a new day and what am I going to experience today ??? ..... So when I knock knock at your door ladies in the morning..... I just love to meet you in what makes YOU feeeeeeel beautiful, sexy, desireable and happy to be where you are right now :) Surprise me.....That to me is HOT ! not you wearing what I request you to wear .... but that is just me. Jammies, jeans and a T, underwear and a T shirt, lingerie, dress, skirt, nude, naked, in the buff, or nothing on at all ....its all perfect !!! ;)

Speaking for myself personally I did not used to do the manscaping thing but once I started I can not see going back. Not only does it look better it feels so much better. Since I prefer that a lady be very trimmed or shaved I think the least I can do is reciprocate.

Lol.....if I wanted easy, I'd hit the bars again. Nah, I want GFE. In the morning, give me messy hair and jammies. In the afternoon, give me informal and passionate times. In the evening, give me sexy and sophisticated, but don't take all night, cuz I need my sleep. Bottom line, show me you adore me any time of the day and I am putty in your hands.

I have wondered this as well ,and if a client doesn't make a request then I'll be garbed in lingerie,stockings and heels or nude and heels,this is what I am comfortable in.I would prefer nude,but I don't think all clients like this,which is a shame because it would make things so much easier.

Try looking at it from the other side of the fence for a moment. As an SP: If this is ones chosen profession, you should be educated and aware of the risks before engaging your first Client. You should know what you feel is safe, what your willing to do and not. And communicate that clearly on your web site. And then you protect and take care of that asset. You cant pull another you out of the drawer or off the rack. It is my opinion that SP's as a whole are much more educated and practice much safer sex than the general population. As for confidence...we're just folks, be yourself. :)

i have to say you answering the door wearing nothing is hot as hell.

I end up doing TOO much laundry!

Find the lady that you like and contact her to confirm. Some might prefer to only offer this service at their discretion. Start a thread and ask if any lady likes CIM, then narrow down to the one you choose. These questions are usually better asked in PM or private. SNS724

At the risk of extending this discussion further, I will add a quick 2 cents. I absolutely love CERB. It's the best forum in the galaxy as far as I am concerned, and I am not exaggerating. The people are amazing, the responsiveness is great and the content is dead-on. Oh, and the Mods are fantastic. However, it is not perfect and this thread is an example of about the only thing that bugs me about CERB: Someone asks a question and people spend pages worth of replies not answering the question and/or telling the original poster what he should or shouldn't have said. This happened to me when I posted a question about whether any of the ladies accepted credit cards. What followed were numerous replies about how using a credit card is a bad idea and why, and how so many people only deal in cash, and why, etc. I don't know that I received a single actual answer to my question, which was frustrating. I've seen it when people post questions about best provider for this, that, or the other thing. I'm betting that oparala felt similar frustration when he saw some of these replies. I know, in my case, I would have rather received few or no responses than have had to wade through numerous replies that I didn't see as helpful. That's my two cents. It's not the end of the world that these discussions often evolve, but as a person who has been on one end of them in the past, I just wanted to put this out there. Peace and love :)

Just for fun I thought I would share the Drew Carey clip "The Big Deck" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ7Ue5emo6I and yes I do trim around my deck! :)

Trying to define what makes a person's sex is like trying to define when a fetus becomes a life. There is no definitive answer. Where does it end? I don't care! In reality there is no end. Continuing to try and put people in neat little boxes doesn't work; never has worked and never will work.This kind of discrimination supports and promotes stereotypes and of all the people in this world, the members of this board should realize that stereotypes are unicorns; mythical beasts that don't exist. Coming from the land where tiara triumphs reign supreme, I find this insane. IT'S A BEAUTY CONTEST FFS!!!! She is a stunner regardless of what gentalia she was born with and I'd buy her dinner in a heartbeat... cat

maybe....but I just don't like mine:P

Or Lee could try this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K1PXBio1QU&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc-IPOnxueQ&feature=related Nothing sharp or rusty here...but please share a video, love to hear you squeal like a pig RG

Although I generally agree with the above I have to be 100% honest and admit that I sometimes 'roll my eyes' when I feel like certain words are being misused due to a total lack of consistency between the elements (ads, actual language used, posts, pictures, website, overall presentation, ect.). For example, when a lady chooses to call herself a 'classy upscale elite courtesan' and addresses her audience in the 'hey boys cum c me u will not regret it i have no restrictions' manner, focuses on 15 minutes specials, goes on car dates, has grainy amateur pictures taken with a blackberry and all you see in the background are clothes on the floor and beer cans on the night stand next to an ashtray full of cigarette butts... well I have to say that none of it makes sense to me and this is when I roll my eyes and ask myself if I missed something. Yes, it is up to each and everyone of us to advertise ourselves in the way we desire and see fit but I also believe consistency and correlation should play an honest part in the marketing process.

Tough decision to make here, but I prefer sex offer chocolate but not by much. I enjoy licking chocolate from a sexy body any day.

Just like size.. length isn't everything :icon_wink::dncdick: but as for chocolate.. I like the big dark chocolate bars with almonds at wal-mart! I rarely have chocolate.. preferring caramel if I have sugar.. and never over sex.

I had people who thought mine were fake..silly people...they are just amazing..;) lol As far as fake boobs, implants, balloons,or pretend real boobs go..some are amazing but i don't like the ones that are perfectly round and don't move...just looks odd.

Yes E-C has an option of uploading a video...It is a professional video..Nothing to do with the request of the OP. Here on my site where it is crystal clear i don't offer it http://www.victoriajolie.ca/faq.htm If it is confusing for guys the ad of Escort-Canada maybe suggesting them to do it in a different way..So far only one person though that is what it mean. I do not appreciate that a member, i don't know, seeking validation by putting my name along with his request..As your post it lead people to think i offer this ...

This chart can help you assess the risks and decide what activities are too risky for your personal tolerance or level of comfort. http://healthnurse.wordpress.com/faq-about-sexual-health/sti-risks-chart/ I do have to point out that I personally feel safer with a "professional" lady and most do have great respect and care for any fear you might have about this. I travel a LOT (used to travel even more) and have no fear of flying, but I am always amazed at how well the flight attendants take that extra care, compassion and see to every possible comfort for someone that is very nervous about flying and sensible enough to tell the flight attendant this before takeoff. I'm guessing most all CERB ladies would react in a similarly positive way if you tactfully discussed the subject and your concerns. By tactfully I mean you should make them aware of your concern for this but please be careful to make it clear that this is not directed as concern specifically about them or if they were tested recently, etc. which would be very inappropriate. As long as you make it clear you are not referring to them specifically you should get a positive reaction. And at the very least, tell them you are a newbie and let them show you the way :)

I have had three women squirt,but one was a gusher and took it in the face. and she screams sweet revenge. Believe me it was fun. My sheets went in the wash. cleaning up after a gusher is harder than a man cumming on a woman's face and least we have some control/