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This thread is dedicated to the beautiful, sultry, sexy, intelligent ladies of CERB. Please post only threads started by, pics by or rec about CERB ladies. I have many ladies that I plan to showcase in this thread but today I will start with... AngelaofOttawa She was the first lady to take me under her wing when I first joined this awesome group. She is beautiful, intelligent and makes the time to help me out! Kuddos to a magnificient woman! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=24465 In addition, she is one hot babe!!! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=4993&pictureid=31922

Wow Meg.... You are so right ....Cerb Ladies Rock !!! I have met some wonderful ladies both in person and some I haven't met YET but have got to know well through Cerb here, PM'ing, emails etc.....( I really should learn how to text too ;) ) For the record ladies...perhaps this thing we do is taboo in the eyes of the law...but honestly I have become a better person and a much much happier person from meeting and/or getting to know all of you and from hanging out on Cerb from time to time ! The lady I would like to highlight as she pretty much was my introduction to the wonderful world of hobbying :) We hit it off right from the get go and I love spending time with her. ...I have lost track of how many times we have got together and shared...for me some special time together. She is beautiful....inside and out.....intelligent, witty, fun fun fun, has a big heart, ohhhh so beautiful eyes ;) and hey.....She Rocks !! Emily Rushton http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=22822 ps.... I may spend the morning of December 21st with Em just in case of Apocolypse ;)

I've debated starting this thread for months. Firstly when I left cerb last September, and more recently when I rejoined. I've heard some very, very outlandish rumours about why I left cerb, and retired from escorting last September. Which is why I chose to put this thread in the 'escort discussion' area. I've heard these rumours from people who heard them from people I've never met. And people who definitely should not be sharing my personal information. Especially personal information that isn't even true. So, I've finally decided to make it public. Here's the big reason I retired from escorting last year: I lost a friend. And two months later I lost another. And a few months after that, I lost another. Escorting is a business that requires a very, very large part of your emotions to be there. Massage does as well, but not to the same level. And I haven't been able to provide the connection escorting has required for quite a few months now. I did not retire because I was robbed. I was NOT robbed by a client or anyone to do with the business. I did get robbed, and shared that information with some SPs in private, and it is very sad that this information was not kept in private because it had nothing to do with work. I did not retire because my business was lacking, or because I couldn't afford a work apartment. I left because I wanted, when I went home at the end of the day, to be able to focus on my friends, and my life. Nothing scandalous. And it makes me very sad that I've continued to hear gossip and rumours about me and my life in the months since I made the change. We all share parts of ourselves with each other on a daily basis, both on this site, and in the work that we do. But here's a note to people to think that they have the right to pry, and butt in to the personal business of people who just want to be left alone: it hurts, it creates lies, and you're not helping anyone. I've grown tired of people telling me why they heard I've left, and I'm saddened that people think my life is something to be gossiped about. We all can get very personal in our discussions on this site, and in our sessions: but here's a tip that should be taken to heart by everyone: if it was told to you in private, that makes it private. Don't spread rumours about people, and don't break confidences. You're better than that. Everyone is. I am not posting this for anyone to offer condolences on the loss of my friends. I'm not posting this for people to offer sympathy or anger in any way, or to post stories about rumours they've heard. I simply decided that, after so many months of STILL being asked why I left, and still hearing rumours about my reasons, that I would share this. That's all. Thanks.

I think that I have started a CERBtastic thread here where we can showcase the ladies that make this such a great place to spend time. I am sad to see that it hasnt' taken off. The ladies are a big reason that this site exists!!! I do not want feedback here, on this thread but encourage excitement and comment regarding the various wonderful ladies who post, join conversations and make an impact on the overall atmosphere that CERB has created! Please join me in giving a shout out to the fab ladies who make CERB the place you wanna be!!!! Come on......CERB ladies ROCK!!!

I love the women here. So many different backgrounds, experiences, points of view, and so many, many kinds of beauty in every way. It's an honour and a privilege to be among them. For today, I nominate Cat. She's playful, sensual, smart as can be and deeply wise--all of that, wrapped around a heart of pure gold. Cat is the epitome of what I want to be. And she's utterly gorgeous, too! Great curves, a hint of mischief in that smile, and somehow I'm certain that the eyes behind the shades are sparkling bright.

Ten years ago my mom lost her best friend. But today i got to let her know that her friends first granddaughter was born - born today, on my mom's birthday. It made her day, which made mine :-)

Oh Meg, this is so difficult, there are so many wonderful ladies on CERB. But to start off with, (and I too will have other ladies in the future to mention) I'd mention a very positive contributor to CERB. And that is Samantha Evans Always has insightful positive posts. Very intelligent, and I look forward to reading what she has to say...definitely she's one smart cookie. Hopefully one day we can meet Her profile and a picture http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=22427 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=504&pictureid=15909 RG

I think the person who told you that is slightly misinformed. :) As far as the income tax act is concerned there is no way you can get different brackets or tax rates depending on how you classify your income or what industry you are in. After you arrive at taxable income the tax calculation is kind of neutral regarding where the income comes from. Unless perhaps an individual province has specific legislation providing a tax credit to entertainers in general.

Well the lady who is my CERB Goddess of the day is Lonna Lux. And for the next few days a few Goddesses will be mentioned, I am just posting in the order I saw them, not playing any favourites here :-) She is kinda special to me. She was the fourth lady I saw when embarking on this lifestyle, but the first that provided a memorable encounter, and has left memories too. Our first encounter was so great that in less than a week, I was already planning and booking a second encounter with her. Besides a few memorable encounters, she was my first sleepover, not only in this lifestyle, but the first time I've spent the night with a lady since I broke up with my girlfriend some, omg, now it's about five years ago Now when we get together it is more like friends with benefits than simple SP/Client relationship. I'm looking forward to seeing Lonna again Here is Lonna's profile http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=50952 Some profile pictures http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=4473 And some recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=76534 RG

I can't quite agree with that. I really value my relationships with my "professional" friends and our "relationship" grows with each successive visit. That said, I never ever would invade their private life in any way and I expect the same in return. The lines of demarcation are very clear to me and I know I shall never have anything to do with them outside of this "professional" friendship (and expect the same in return) but it still is very much a friendship and doesn't end at the doorway. In fact it just gets better every time I visit one of my friends and they become more familiar with me and me with them. Familiarity, trust, understanding, acceptance, friendship, it's all there... that stays there when I leave but it doesn't "end" there but contact outside of this "professional" relationship is unwelcome in both directions and that's a huge plus, not a minus.

I like LR because he's funny,handsome and very kind...and tells funny jokes...haha

I have been posting on CL for some time now...but sad to say it has gone to shit...nothing but drama and bullshit...I like to think of myself as a very respectful and classy lady but I do agree with checking out the girls before booking with them...I usually say that I am also on cerb for the guys to get a chance to come here and check me out and see that I am legit and safe...I have met alot of wondeful gentlemen on CL just sad that people have to be so hateful towards one another it always ruins it for the good ones xo

Normally this would be in the "things that suck" thread but let me explain ;) So I am out in the outback fixing a machine.... prying on a pipe with a 4 foot pipe wrench...it slips and I fall....so I proceed to beat the fuck out of a tree with the pipe wrench..(Lee has a temper).....anywhoo I knocked a god damn hornets nest out of the tree....they were pissed off...all 5000 of the little pricks ! I AM VERY ALLERGIC TO THEM !! Sooo I get stung over a dozen times before I get to my truck..... I am back in the middle of freaking nowhere by myself...... So I say to myself...."Self, what now?" Self anwers "may as well have a smoke and a beer and wait and see if you die" So I did ! NOTHING HAPPENED.....I AM CURED :D :D Hahahaha True story....just a loooooong version of my highlight ;) Cheers :chug:

Well, I can say with absolute certainty that my bank definitely does not believe the world will be coming to an end anytime soon. They expect me to keep making mortgage payments for a long time to come yet!

I certainly didn't mean you were being negative in anyway and based your post on facts. I know people read more in to the whole "PM me for info" and it does sound so negative. Most know your intentions were not to be mean spirited and I agree that you were not attacking the SP or even thought that. You simply stated how unprofessional the booking process was and like I said before and stand by what I said. The professionalism obviously sucks and surely not in a good way from your experience. Better for the gents to know the real scoop. Obviously this has been an issue with and discussed among other gents as well. On to the next babe. Lots of wonderful ladies for you to have fun with!! You just sometimes see the somewhat new or fairly new to CERB SP's getting a lot of flack but in this case, your words speak volumes but with time the SP will hopefully learn proper booking etiquette. I do hope the SP knows she can contact the ladies for advice and support. Big hugs and I apologize for any misunderstanding, Lexy

Funniest thing I've seen in a long time. I started a thread on Hair Removal but in case you missed it: http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_cr_hist_5?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&filterBy=addFiveStar

Emma Alexandra is so absolutely beautiful that she takes my breath away! Not only beautiful on the outside but on the inside too. She also has a wicked sense of humour! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=5891 My fave pic of Emma.... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3835&pictureid=24133

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"beautiful, sultry, sexy, intelligent ladies of CERB" No Brainer for me. For introducing taking me to the other side with care, understanding, and sheer awesomeness, for breaking a barrier in my mind with an "Oh yeah!" moment, for her humility and kindness, the very sexy Peachy. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=18359 And for legs to drool over (well, body in general) http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=4637&pictureid=29704 She has a strong participation on this board which makes her approachable. Her approach to her work is professional which I admire and respect. And like she says in her ads, she is really a nice girl with a naughty (oh so very naughty) side. On a more personal note, that "Oh Yeah!" moment has helped me immensely. It's improved my confidence to a level that I've never thought earlier possible, and I've noticed a difference, or at least a difference with the reactions I've gotten from people.

wet, talking pussy

I like Gena. Whats not to like about her when you get to know her??? Especially when you share the same tastes in many things ..... which makes for great conversations.

I like roamingguy because he has great taste in music. I also have a vendetta against him because of the 'variation on the music' thread (but it is all in fun and games) :),

Kim Carnes-Bette Davis Eyes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Al9blQOhNw RG

If the criteria is; "beautiful, sultry, sexy, and intelligent ladies of CERB" then I'll have to put a shout out for Annessa. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=22845 And only fair cause on a night out she gave me a shout out (and I never even heard it) Haha. This lady has been selected as Members Choice and has numerous recommendations. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=10258&highlight=exotic+annessa She also happens to be the first SP I ever met many months ago. I was cautious when I started this hobby and like many newbies did lots of research before taking the plunge. Some 30 months - I still get nervous and excited when we are scheduled to meet. Her posts on CERB are founded on strong character and confidence which is one of the many great qualities of this lady. So happy to have met her and glad she is part of our community. Cub

Shania Twain-I'm Gonna Getcha Good RG

tits as starter-buttons

they accepted the contract at 92% on May 4th 2012.....buses will return in NB & PEI in 2 weeks!!! Just in time for the social in Halifax!!! lol

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales. Because we can't have a thread like this without that one popping up somewhere :)

And speaking of awkward situations, who can forget Howard's little experiment with the robotic arm. I wonder what the shuttle crews are really doing with the Canadarm

Sorry, but I would just have to answer the first words she said to me with: Yo no hablo Inglés! Unless she is totally dense, she should be pretty quick on the uptake. I did run into an SP once when I was alone and she "appeared" to be also, in a grocery store in Ottawa, but how could I be sure someone wasn't with her and going to come around the corner at any moment? So we passed each other like strangers. On another occasion I was in a restaurant with friends and she passed by my table with only a slight knowing smile that no one could be sure of just as expected. Of course at the same restaurant on the same day, my Doctor had no such discretion. The only way I'm going to speak with an SP in public is when I am meeting her for lunch on purpose which is pretty much what I'm going to do with any SP I haven't met before (when practical). I think being discreet is part of the deal, and should work both ways!

Not cool and totally inappropriate !! At this particular moment she was only beautiful on the outside ! Might have been a good time to reach over and speed up her treadmill so she shoots off the back ;) ... Always wanted to do that...haha

Usually, it's a given that you shouldn't approach an SP or a client in public. You never know who they're with, and the end result could spell disaster all around!

Long time lurker... first time poster. Well after browsing this site on and off for quite a while I finally bit the bullet and booked an appt with Julia on her visit to Ottawa. Why the F did I wait so long?!?!? Let me start off by saying I have never been so nervous in my life as I walked up to the door. Good kind of nervous though! When she opened the door my jaw dropped. This girl is breathtaking. Absolutely beautiful. Without going into too many details (not sure if this is the place for it) all I can say is Julia understood I was new to the hobby but was extremely accommodating and helped me relax. I thought that would be impossible since a)am new to the hobby, b)never been this close to a girl this attractive and c)never been naked with ANY girl with the lights on. lol That hour wasn't enough. I'll know better next time. :) I WILL be repeating. I'm addicted after my first time hahaha Oh and if my spelling and/or grammar sucks it's because my arms are still shaking...

Thanks everyone :) It's definitely not the first time I've had to deal with rumours, and probably won't be the last. I just hit my breaking point on hearing about myself on this one so made the post to try and stop myself from having to hear about it again, haha. It's something we all should have learned in grade school: don't gossip. But sometimes, even adults need this reminder. I'll admit even I do it sometimes, and getting so angry hearing rumours about myself made me remember: HEY, you're doing the same thing. So I do my best not to, and that's all this post is asking of others as well :)

i really feel for you Cleo....too many times when i started in the biz I had many rumours flying around around myself....it drove me crazy! i still hear them from time time but I've grown a much thicker skin since then....but it still sucks. Stay strong and remember that there is sometimes a reason to leave the people who are said to be coming to their own conclusions....but also an alterior motive sometimes for those who might be coming to their own conclusions by telling you this or leaking gossip (which might not have happened in the first place)...be it client or lady. Its up to us all to make the right decisions. As far as i know you took on a different type of work and all we can all say is: do whatever makes you happy!......but worry about the gossipers and you will go nuts! *big hugs*

I went to Five Guys last week at the Trainyards. I am pretty sure one of my arteries is now blocked, but the burger was pretty freakin' good! :D Never seen so many fries in my life though, you had better be hungry when you go there.

Hi there, i am a handsome, fit, 28 year old college trained chef. Im just begging sensual cooking and really enjoying it. I love to please and a very good cook and masseuse. Very, very reasonable. Food safety and smart serve certification. Utmost Proffessional. Photos and sample menus available. :)

my latest favorite is the mill st brewery pub! Try the chicken poutine but with sweet potato fries. yummers!

Ottawa is 1500 kilometers away from me to know who is great for specializing Deep Throating. But I am certain you will find some gals who are into it and can perform it. Then again, how Big are you Maestro ha ha??

I tend to like going to a private residence, be it an apartment or home. I think it gives the client a better insight into who he's dealing with, if it's clean, and nicely decorated it reflect well on the provider. As far as being seen entering a residence, I am always discrete and nicely dressed, and if I'm challenged by someone, maybe a neighbor, I have some plausible answers. One good thing about this approach is there is usually parking available