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So often we focus on the negative of our daily lives. Yes which truly sucks sometimes! lol That being said, Of all the crappy things that could happen today, or did. What was the best part of your day? Mine today, was a couple of things. Amidst the grumbling and groaning (yes from me) with a room stacked with boxes and mess. But...the sun is shining that makes me happy. (we've had a helluva lot of rain lately!) And an email, it put a very nice smile on my face. :)

There are ladies that I've had good and great encounters with. Those ladies I see or will see again. And the repeat encounters become less like an SP/Client relationship, and more like friends seeing each other again. Those repeat encounters, well since she knows you and you her, there is imho more trust, intimacy and reconnecting going on. I do see new ladies as well. When there is a lady that I think I'd like to meet, I schedule an encounter with her. I look at her profile, website, postings, that gives me an idea of who she is, and whether we'd click or not Hopefully we have a great encounter, and she is a lady I would repeat with At no time do I look at this lifestyle to see as many ladies as possible, it's not a case of notches on my belt so to speak. I enjoy the company of ladies and appreciate the encounters I have with them As for getting too attached. I never lose sight of the fact that the ladies are paid professional companions. This isn't a dating site, and I'm not looking for a g/f or wife. I have made some friends, but even so they still are paid when I see them for encounters...why would I try to freeload so to speak from a friend? But this is a mutually beneficial lifestyle. The lady gets paid, which is income for her...her livelihood. I get intimate encounters with beautiful woman with no strings attached. And hopefully we both enjoy our time together Some late night ramblings RG

Can someone please tell me to get off CERB and go pack a box...HAHA! I'm moving in a week. And what am I doing? Reading threads, nodding my head in appreciation, smiling, laughing all in a room that looks quite frankly like a tonrnado hit it. UGH! And still...here I am.... Somebody help!! Or better yet, somebody pack for me and I will keep reading then have a nap! :icon_lol:

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I love the Femme fatal look.. from kiss me deadly

I'm sure one could tell, about myself, "variety"... there is so many beautiful women to meet, and so little time, so I do enjoy the variety factor. That said, I have on numerous occassions repeated with ladies where we have really have a great rapport with each other.We are good friends, and we are also great lovers together in the boudoir, and that makes it really enjoyable. The variety, is simply because there is women on here that I love to meet. As I said in a thread quite some time ago, I still seek that lady that I would love to do a sleep over with, just being great friends, not necessarily having sex ALL night...geezz I know I could not keep up ;) but to share an evening of intimacy, passion,exploring each others erotic zones (goose bumps I like that :) ) just being good friends.

Heard my neighbor next door in the jacuzzi with his girlfriend around 11 Pm getting a bj with the sounds he was making. I said "Pssttt, mind if I join you both?" LOL. All of a sudden he comes alive and says "Yeah sure!!!" and so does the gf. And then I said " Just kidding! Have a good night!". Then he called me a cock tease. Hahaha. I'm sure I'll get some flack tomorrow at some point. LOL. We joke around like that. He really wants my sister who isn't attached.

The other day I was talking to a friend about fertility issues. I am not able to get pregnant easily, would require some tweeking....anyhow... I was trying to explain this, and said " It would take a whole team of scientist to knock me up! " With a strange look on his face, began to crack up laughing! Ohh my..still cant believe I said that!!

Hello Cerb..!! I would like to have your opinion about a subject that I would like to share with you for a long moment. I know that a similar thread has been do in another forum from another province but I thought it was important to make one for Ottawa. I have been solicited, Im sure Im not the only one, for ''only this service'' and not being offered the respect for my time or sessions. As well, the fact of underpricing, cutting price for these '' onlys''. There's a lot of users who asked me ''Whats your rate only for a BJ'' or ''I want one hour but not intercourse...'' Maybe Im wrong, but I dont see a difference between having intercourse or not in my session. So, what happen to our time?? Why ''just'' a BJ doesnt worth the same thing than intercourse ???? Probably some girls offering a '' BJ price '' and I respect that but some users have to respect girls who doesnt. I think that we are not offering ''just this'' or ''that service'' but a COMPLETE service even if you are SP or MA. Should we reduce our rates but start to ask extra for everything?? If you want to kiss here, its +x$... if you want to touch here its +x$... sounds ridiculous no? I think its the same thing for us when we are solicited like this. Maybe Im wrong, so that is why I asked for you opinion and I think we need to talk about it if we want to inform new users. Ps: Sorry For my english..... ;)

I also love this style: It's beautiful and obviously not as structured as some of my other favourites.

It's done by clicking on the Reputation for this Post icon in the bar at the top of the post. Not exactly obvious or intuitive. I'm a software engineer and had to ask another cerb member.

Going into my work email account, putting the Out Of Office assistant on, saying I won't be back to work till August 7, 2012 Yup, I'm now on vacation RG

Great thread! The best part of my day today was getting a rendezvous request from a gentleman I have long been intrigued by....:)

Me too :). Very nice e-mails and pm's today. Being in touch with friends new and old on cerb is always a highlight. Getting to know people better on here, exchanging ideas and sexy, tantalizing messages, I love this.

SP's are as different as Hobbiests. Some prefer variety, some prefer regulars. Both are fine. Having regular or semi-regular clients does indeed build up trust and friendship, and in my opinion, makes our playdates more intimate for exploration of other fantasies, and much much more familiar with each other likes, and bodies. This is especially true with my 6 hr Playcation Gents. And sometimes they share personal problems or accomplishments, or a story in their personal life, knowing that the friendly "bartender" is just an unbiased ear for them to run stuff by. It doesn't mean any lines have been crossed; it's because of the trust and our knowledge that this is as far as it goes. Also, to be honest, meeting new play partners always makes me a little nervous. Excited yes, but I always have wee butterflies usually for the first few minutes. :icon_redface: As long as all parties understand that it is a friendly business relationship; it's all good.

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So I think we can agree that there is nothing wrong with lurking; as everyone has their own reasons for being here. I liked the challenge because it might give someone who is a little shy inspiration to share their pearls of wisdom, or humour, or whatever. I doubt it was ever intended for anything other than that. Lurker can have negative connotations, and I like the word Observer. :)

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/animal-emotions/201206/devoted-single-beaver-father-does-it-all

I am a big fan of Agent Provocateur and Marlies Dekkers, very different but both showstoppers. In fact my current avatar is me in some Marlies Dekkers.

Today's goddess, for me, is Kyra Graves, who's just attained official goddess status too on cerb. Her posts are insightful and intelligent, and she's also a beauty!! She was the very first person to post a message of greeting on my profile page, and I've always remembered that. Here are some of her recommendations: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=10403&highlight=Kyra Here are links to her albums: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=5083 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3230 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=2038 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=257 And here's to Kyra!

So a few years back I was playing Euchre, my family's favourite card game, with the family and I had another brain fart moment. Now I'll admit that I was just learning the game at the time but was not a stranger to card games or the terminology. So I was playing a round of euchre and had played a card when my partner, who was teaching me the game, said now take a good look at your hand. So quiet seriously I put down my cards and proceed to start examining my actual hand as if I were looking for a bite or cut or something. It took me about 10 seconds to realize that she meant my cards and to try and save face and pick up my cards. At that point everyone at the table started to crack up. To this day I can't play a game of euchre with my family without that story coming up, lol.

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No. Too much potential for fallout, and second-guessing myself about whose benefit it was for. If you bumped a parked car, and put a minor dent in it, and there was no-one around to see... would you leave a note?

Continuing my Gina Carano theme (from Lip Biting and Awesome Abs), she's also got quite the booty ...

Mileage simply reflects the fact that SPs, MAs and dancers may do a little (or a lot) more for people they like. This may be something as simple as not watching the clock too much, or perhaps a little extra (as an example, SPs may do things they don't actually advertize with someone they know and trust). It also reflects the fact that people with hygiene issues, who fail to behave like gentlemen, or who a lady just plain doesn't like will tend to get less bang for their buck. On BJs in CRs... I'm sure it's happened in the past, and will do again in the future. But AFAIK SC owners will swiftly get rid of dancers who do things like this, as if the long arm of the law finds out about it they'd probably get shut down, and like most business owners they'd prefer to remain in business. Also, most dancers *don't* do this (that's why they're dancers, rather than anything else), and asking them is far more likely to piss them off (resulting in less mileage; see above) than getting you what you want. If you want a BJ, go see a SP. There's plenty of awesome ones here.

I know this probably isn't the reaction you were looking for, but... that made me laugh. Sometimes, the crassness and stupidity are so spectacular that incredulous laughter is the only possible reaction. On the topic of the thread... I've never met a pair of boobies I didn't like. Alas, I consider the sample size too small at present to draw any statistically valid conclusions, so my research continues...

Medicine Hat, AB. I've always thought that was a cool name for a place.

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Oddly enough, I really want to see Our Lady Peace! I don't generally listen to pop-rock anymore but it would be really reminiscent for me to see them live. I used to listen to them a lot when their "Clumsy" album came out!

Strutting around naked in the central air :)

My travel plans for the summer? Ottawa to visit my friends and families. Ohio to go to a renaissance fair. Detroit to visit a friend Montréal because it's the most beautiful city in the world France to visit my family London (UK) to visit my lover. I'm a busy girl 0_o

What a surprise for me to have been suggested as the Goddess of the Day, 2 days ago... hahaha Thank you very much for your nice words about our exchanges and me. You are really sweet and that is giving certainly a good feeling to feel appreciated! Touch: are you the Touch I know and met in Montreal few years ago? I remember you well and our encounter as well... :) You made me discover a great Italian Champagne :) Thank you for your little compliment on me! xx xx xx

Today's goddess for me is Sweetshay, awesomely beautiful and hot. She has enthusiastic recommendations and lots of admirers, including me :) Here's her reco thread: http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=37953 Another look:

I was told a while back that when I dropped my jeans and not wearing any under wear, I was a slut when visiting a SP, and I was very horny.......but that was a joke and I laughed my head off with her about that, it was all in real good fun, and I like being teased :). So in teasing, and in anticipation.... Now I have seen some ladies here on this board over my time, and this thread got my interest, as there some ladies that I would love to meet, so in no particular order, here you are go.....sorry just use the member list for their profile ;) Jade-S ( a great virtual friend for now, either I'm going there, or she is coming here, and through talks, I love to meet her she rocks) Jessica Massage ( So gorgeous need to see her again) Katherine ( a true friend and we need to meet, I love her as a good friend someone you can chat too ) Gia Sweet (charming,sexy,brilliant she actually scares the crap out of me, but I want to meet her,well something else too) Gabriella Laurence ( again :) with Gia Sweet would be mind blowing) Nathalie Lefebvre ( pure beauty and brains, and what a body, ;) ) Ayanna Rene ( smoking sexy ebony lady that we were not able to meet she was ill, but certainly love too) Sweet Shay ( What can I say :) is a picture worth a thousand words?? check out her pictures) Nikki Menage ( DIDDO) Skylar Summers (DIDDO) Kerrixoxo (DIDDO, very sweet lady) Exotic Touch Danielle ( always been very aroused by her, she is smoking hot) Lexy Grace ( a sparkling sexy ebony lady,that I really love to meet, she is hot!!) Sophia Varoushka ( We have met once in Ottawa, like to do it again :) ) Just some ladies to start my list that I have been very,very intrigued by, and I thank you ladies, and there is more on my list...just need to get at it...lol :)

"hotness" has nothing at all to do with age :)

Well, there are many ladies I hope to see over the next year. The lovely Sophia V is definitely at the top of the list. Other ladies I'm looking forward to meeting, in no particular order: Lonna Lux ... I saw her a few years ago. A wonderful lady. I totally agree with you RG; Megforfun; Peachy (definitely want to help her try out some of her new "themes") Amelia Middleton .. Would love to find myself in the State of Amelia Kaelyn Kroft .... So pretty Ms. Emily Marie ... Gorgeous body, and thankfully my travel plans for the next year have me going to Victoria Julie Wilde .... Incredible lady that I want to get to know Keissy Heneissy ... Missed her in St. john's. And new to CERB, IndianNevaeh ... Incredible body. My real problem is that Everytime I log onto Cerb, there are new ladies that fill me with anticipation. Porthos

Darling Kingston Gentlemen, Thank you for an amazing visit this week! I waited far too long to return and that won't happen again. Each and every one of you ensured I thoroughly enjoyed myself and I'm so looking forward to my June visit when I get to see you again! Until then, be full of care and know you have made me smile... Smiles, cat

I'd most definitely vouch for Malika. Unfortunately she isn't located in Ottawa anymore.

She lies tantalizingly on her stomach, and wiggles her ass for attention, turning her head, smiling sweetly, to invite and tease me. I kiss her gently all the way down her back, and for the first time my mouth slides between her ass cheeks, kissing and licking. Contact. Engagement. Excitement. I gasp with the pleasure of it, and of what's to come. My tongue and lips start to probe slowly, and then I encounter the spot I've been seeking. She moans, and thrusts in greeting and acceptance. What happens next is a dance of ecstasy. I feel united with this beauty, and I lose myself in the lust she awakens in me. She bucks and thrusts against my mouth, my tongue, as I explore lovingly all around her. My hands grasp her, and spread her wider. She begins to finger herself, with more and more intensity, and then the thrusting becomes frenzied and passion overtakes us both. Time to roll over, I say. We laugh together, and she turns.....