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Hi, our names are numerous. When you arrive, you will find a woman who is impeccably coiffed and meticulously made up. We will be stylishly dressed including sexy lingerie and killer heels. We will greet you with a dazzling smile and a warm embrace, make you laugh and think. Having the ability to put you at ease, we can hold a conversation & discuss a myriad topics. You will be seduced with intense passion. We will be sexy, sassy or even slutty. You will be treated like the most important man in the universe. You will be told you that you are handsome, that you are intelligent, that you are a great lover. As we say our farewells, you will be told that it was a fabulous time; the best time ever. This does not mean that anything beyond a paid arrangement should be expected. You were given what you wanted: the fantasy! Hello again, our REAL names are "Private " And we are mothers, wives, girlfriends, sisters, daughters, aunts, nieces, cousins. We clean the house, do the laundry, get PMS, don't wear make-up, walk around in sweats and bare feet. Sometimes we get stressed out, are in bad moods, cry, rage, bitch, have bad breath upon waking, drool and maybe even snore when asleep. We sweat when exerting ourselves, get dirty when we garden, are bulldogs when discussing our beliefs. And THIS is what you would get for free! So....to all you gents who think that they would like to get to know us off the clock, we are the same as your current wife, girlfriend, lover and like any other woman, we all have many flaws... just remember.....you are paying to NOT see them! And you KNEW the rules before joining the game so please don't expect to be able to change them, not should you try. Keep the fantasy intact!

Sometimes words only mean exactly what they say and sometimes the words don't carry alternate meanings or subplots. One only need look at the number of nominations on Megs initial post from men and women alike to see the wisdom in her post. This CERB world is a world based on respect. We as clients have, as evidenced in post after post, received the utmost respect from the women. Our privacy is respected, the secrets that we divulge are kept confidential, our little idiosyncrasies are dealt with, and this is all done in a professional yet caring way. We as clients should assume the same obligations and give back to the women what they so freely give to us. For me and for many of us that is an easy thing to do. Whether it be luck or good fortune I have had the opportunity to meet some amazing women, many of whom have shared some very personal things from their 'real' lives. I treat those things and that opportunity as a sacrosanct privilege, and it has done nothing but caused me to have even more respect for the ladies involved. There are many other threads on CERB where there is discussion about relationships and friendships that develop between clients and SP's. It does happen but those things are not the norm nor should that be something to be expected or assumed. Should it go that way, then we as clients have an assumed obligation to let the woman be the one to broach it and not the other way around. If it happens then awesome because one can never have too many friends. Meg with her usual wisdom has simply brought forward a little reminder that we can all carry with us as we travel through this sometimes confusing world of CERB.

It's unfortunate that you see it this way. I, on the other hand, see this as a very positive and realistic statement in view of some of the threads that have brought up the subject of "feelings" for an SP. I believe that I have expressed the thoughts of many ladies and did it in a kind but true fashion. You are free to take from it what you will but my intent was very positive.

Can we please stop telling radist that he is in the wrong, that he has the wrong idea of what he wants and has defined for himself? There is such a thing as role-playing. Just because he has no previous "emotional involvement" with an SP does not mean that they can't role-play a scenario where he is the cuck.

You remember a world after the "pill" was developed and AIDS didn't exist. However if you remember the details you're not that old. You remember Expo 67 and all the fun you had there getting laid behind the British Pavilion. Ah, yes; getting old. It sucks but sure beats the alternative.

Tomorrow's show should be really interesting. With Danielle winning HoH, I figure she is going to nominate Ian and Dan for eviction. After watching that awkward "date" with Shane, the editing definitely played up the one-sided showmance while showing Dan's slipping hold over her decision making. I'm not counting out another award winning pep talk from her former coach, but I just can't see how she would turn against Shane being all smitten by him. That girl is head over heels for the boy from Vermont. The good news for Dan is that only one person votes in the next eviction. If Ian were to win the veto and remove himself, he would vote to evict Shane before Dan. That gives Dan a 50/50 chance of staying in the house. Still pretty good odds. I find myself cheering for Dan. His game is light years beyond anything we have ever seen.

From some of the organizers of last Junes East Coast social in Halifax, we wish you all a great evening tomorrow. I can virtually guarantee that some of us East coasters will be there for your next one hopefully in December but many of us will be there tomorrow night in spirit! If you've gotten a spot, be sure to be there and everyone give Angela a big East coast hug for us! Maybe we will see some more of you with us next year!

This is actually true. If you google it there have been studies to compare sex workers and the general population, and the % rate is slightly lower in sex workers. Anyone half interested in this should be doing some research themselves, get tested then wait the standard month or two and get tested again. THEN go see sps if the desire is still there. I still find it very annoying if someone wants to do this, is paranoid about what they might catch, but doesn't check to find out if they have something that they might be spreading around

I can barely keep up with posts in the regular sections of the board ... I'm afraid that while I'm a member of several social groups, right now I rarely have the time to visit them. People have to judge where to put their time and energies. Porthos

Do people go asking how prevailant STD/STI's are in the conventional dating world? Or for married couples where one partner may be involved in an affair. Or for those who go to a bar for a one night stand Seeing escorts (sex for money) is not the cause of STD/STI's...sex, with no matter whom you see, puts a person at risk for STD/STI's Sorry, but there seems to be, even on this board, some who are focused on this lifestyle as a cause of STD/STI when all it is is sex for money. But people can have sex with multiple partners by dating, having affairs, one night stands etc...why not the same focus on them And why just focus on if the ladies in this community having STD/STI's, guess what, it takes two to tango...why not the same focus on the gentlemen in this community RG

Due to popular demand, I will be once again co-hosting a fall social for both male and female CERB members in good standing on Thursday, September 13th in Ottawa. Since this is being organized by CERB members for other CERB members, please do not bother the MOD about this event. It will be held a centrally located venue in Ottawa. It will be in a reserved room of a public bar/restaurant. It will run from approximately 6:30 p.m. until closing time. There will be a variety of music played and dancing will be encouraged. There will be a limit of 50 spots available (ideally 25 gents/25 ladies), on a first-come, first-served basis to those members in good standing who have some presence on the board or in the hobby (if you have a low post count, but good rep, that's all we care about). There will be a cost for gents to attend and tickets will be available starting in mid-August. You will be able to pay by e-mail money transfer, postal money order or cash (in person). The price of the tickets will be determined at that time as well. This is to cover drinks for the ladies, appetizers, door prizes and other expenses associated with organizing these events. There will be no cost to the ladies to attend, however we will be doing things a bit differently this time. Due to the popularity of past events and the fact there are some ladies we had to turn away because we were full, if you are such a lady, you will be given first priority this time. I kept a list from last time. And ladies, for those of you who said you wanted to attend and then did not even extend us the courtesy of letting us know beforehand (or even afterwards) that you couldn't attend, please do not embarass yourself by asking to come this time. We have more people wanting to attend, than spots available and you had your chance, sorry.:confused0024: This also applies to the gents who I said could pay at the door last minute and didn't show either. I do not wish to make this a sore point or create any controversy - it's just something that had to be said. Moving on to a more positive note - looking forward to seeing old friends and meeting new ones. This is a meet and greet social event in a public venue (no hanky panky :)) and as with past events, expect all attendees to behave accordingly. Remember, CERB members from all across Canada (and elsewhere) are welcome to attend. If you think you might like to join us, feel free to pm and let me know. Angela of Ottawa Your humble social organizer.

Whee, what a fluke that I happen to be in Ottawa tonite!! Looks like there has been a last-min. opening and I'll be able to drop by. Look forward to meeting a few of you lovely ladies & gents tonite!

I met with Amy the other day and glad I did. She has the look of the girl next door except prettier. Her face shot on her profile does not do her justice. She does have small but perky breast and seem to enjoy attention there. She does offer GFE but safe GFE with probably more LFK then DFK, unless you know how to kiss you might get a little, she just doesn't enjoy real aggresive tongue down your throat style and can't say I blame her....lol She gives a good bj but to enhance it make sure you are standing by the bed or kneeling on the bed and she is on her knees leaned over because the view is amazing, tinny waist and her ass is one of the best I have seen, round and firm, doggy style gives the same great view. She enjoys sex and gets very wet both during sex and daty. She seems quite at ease for just starting out. Likes to talk a lot but gets down to business as well, doesn't use the talk to eat away at the hour. I know she is leaving soon but said she will be back later in the summer. Treat her good and you will be rewarded

I'm a little busy, a little new, and a little shy, to attend this social, but I hope everyone has a good time.

{There is so much I want to share but I have been blasted in the passed for being too graphic so if you want the lured details I will write a complete Xrated review and send it to anyone who messages me for it.} Here is the G version: Sonya opened the door and I found myself looking at a stunningly beautiful girl with a cute shy smile looking into my eyes. I arrived early and she was able to see me right away. we started slow ... very slow and she kissed me like we were first dating (light butterfly kisses very erotic) I was not all that impressed when we first started (cbj).... I was actually thinking of calling it off but I gave her a chance and omg I am glad I did!!! A few mins later I was in pure bliss (msg me and I will tell you exactly why) then later halfway thru our session I asked her what she likes and what she said blew my mind and took it too a whole other level! She is young and very pretty but not exactly my body type (I like anorexic gymnasts lol) but I had an amazing time with her and will see her again. She has small boobs with soft slightly puffy nipples, super smooth soft skin and the most delicious bum.

Why not TOFTT

You guys have it good.... you get to see the best side of us! The rest of the men I know have to take me in small doses and put up with me... hehe. All kidding aside, at the end of the day, Meg is still Meg and she is a nice kind hearted lady which is a prerequisite to being successful in this business.

I'm going to make it, so all you ladies get out and support Angela

Kudos to you, Meg, for posting this in the newbie thread for those not yet initiated, and as a reminder for some veterans. On first reading, I did not pick up any negative vibe, and believe it was merely in the jogging of memories that this post was made. Everyone takes something different away from it, and that's as it should be. Different views and opinions being aired. So gents, respect the ladies that allow you to have those hours of escape, social and sensual adventures, where, if you've taken proper steps, you've got no worries of your privacy being breached, or of indiscretions reaching those in your real worlds. Compare that to the risks of a tryst in the square world. The ladies, in turn and with full rights, expect to be safe from harm and harassment and to be able to conduct their business without the annoyances that they unfortunately still too often have to deal with in this day and age. Hopefully, with time, the status quo will change bit-by-bit for the better. And, by all means, keep the fantasy world separate from the real one. Once that line blurs, it's a sign of emotions in confusion. Revel in the beautiful adventures, but know that there is a line that must not be crossed. FR #offmysoapboxnow :)

Just do a little research, certainly finding ladies who are willing to receive rimming won't be that difficult. Read some ads, check out some websites, research is your friend.

Oh my gawd, Danielle was so hard to take when she was floating through the entire game (i know she did win one HoH before), now that she's won two comps in a row she'll be even more annoying, if that's possible. I hope they vote Dan out but I doubt that will happen.

Must be frustrating? Seems every social, and we had many in the past few years, you can only attend in spirit. Talk about bad timing??? U should talk to Angela and see if things can work out with your schedule for the next one! lol

Wishing everybody a great time this evening, I'll be there in spirit(s)! :) FR

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It's that Hornsby, with a different band. I can't catch the show, but I'll definitely catch Tedeschi and Trucks :)

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A really intense work out. Unfortunately I am horribly undiscipliened so don't do it nearly often enough :p Having a "Me" day where I call in sick to work (play hookie), turn off my phone, turn off my computer, get in a good work out, then hit up the greasy spoon next door for breakfast, probably go to the movies by myself at some point, etc. Just a day to recharge my batteries and enjoy my own company completely uninterrupted for a day. Being out somewhere or on the bus or something and catching a lady whom I would normally believe to be so totally out of my league checking me out and giving me "that" smile. Doing something nice for someone, a stranger or otherwise, with no expectations in return. Lastly but not leastly....Receiving an excellent bj! :D. Oh come on. You all knew that was coming (pun intended) Posted via Mobile Device

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ugh! home alone after going out to the bar for the first time in half a year... sober as a judge and eating kraft dinner and polish sausages on hot dog buns... welllllll it could be worse lol. it could be complimants mac and cheese ;). i'll be up for a few more hours if anyone wants me ;). jk, GOODNIGHT! Additional Comments: I did have a good night! Thank you Katherine :). I got to sing some songs at open mic, and hung out with some friends that I haven't seen in some time. All in all... on a scale from 1 to 10, a 9.5... some company from a lady would have have taken the other .5 but 1:30 is a little late for that I guess lol ;).

To contract anything you need one encounter with one person, so anyone having multiple partners is putting themselves at risk. As it has been said abstinence is the only way to stay completely safe.

Depending on your technical skill :) As mentioned - The new iPHONE 5 is just announced, its sleek, powerful and pretty much caught up with the Android now. (In term of mobile browsing). iOS (apple mobile operating system) is very user friendly and intuitive with less to no fuzz. I myself loved the Android platform ever since i switched from both BlackBerry and iPHONE. Its called freedom to do whatever you wish with your phone! :) Does need some tinkering with it though, handset (cell phone) in this category at the moment would be Samsung Galaxy S3. Network providers... Sadly im relied on Robbers(Rogers) to ensure i have signal everywhere I go. That being said, thay are what i mentioned them to be -- robbers. If you lived in centretown ottawa - go with Wind Mobile. Great prices, with unlimited everything. Currently at 29$/Month - contract free, unlimited call, text, and data. Hope my rambling helps!

From every thread I've read on cerb and every SP I've met, it seems that SPs (and probably lots of clients) are way more informed about STIs and protection than a large part of the general public, and I say that as someone who regularly talks to large groups of people in the general public about STI prevention. I think it's pretty amazing that there are so many conversations happening here about safer sex, because I don't think I've been part of many other communities that talk about it so regularly and openly! So I take that as a good sign :) Like others have said, of course there are always risks and STIs exist in every community. But, I think of my sexual health as part of doing my job well, among other things, and I'm sure most other SPs do too. And that is not necessarily true of every woman you'd pick up at a bar...

One more sleep...soooo stoked!!!

Good to know! No wonder i got so many middle of the night calls the week before last, lol. Being the curious girl I am i actually answered some of the call every 5 seconds for an hour at 4am types. Couldn't believe how wasted some of the guys were! One guy insisted that he had to see me but had to bring his puppy... Then asked what he gonna do with his puppy if he can't bring it with him? Of course he was also assuming I was in agreement of his company to begin with. Another woke me up at 5 am or so when i answered he slurred "I wanna fkn blow job!! Yeesh, i've since decided that answering at these hours is a bad idea. Think i will skip the auto repost option, thanks for this tid bit of info ladyluck, i dont have internet at moment so hadnt had chance to check this. Posted via Mobile Device

BIG POOP STAIN! Sorry couldn't resist.

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SORRY FOLKS BUT THIS EVENT IS

one..... more.... sleep.... Cant wait to see some familiar faces! and new one of course :)

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/story/2012/09/05/ns-uarb-hear-three-applications-acadian.html Sounds like Via Rail might get involved, I would love to see more train service here in the Maritimes.

I don't think you can have a cuckold fantasy without having a female partner (a Hotwife) involved who you want to watch having sex with another man (A Bull). Part of a cuckold fantasy is being humiliated and being made to feel inadequate sexually and unable to meet the sexual need of the Hotwife - being forced to watch, forced to wear a chastity device on your cock, wear women lingerie and heels, forced to suck the Bulls's cock, forced to lick the Bull's cum from her pussy when he is done. If you have no female partner, isn't that just straight voyeurism fantasy since you are not emotional involved with the participants? If you are looking to watch couples having sex, go to one of the swingers club on a Friday (Singles Night - Check Event Schedules). - Bashful & Bold (www.bashfulandbold.ca) - The Club Ottawa (www.theclubottawa.ca) Good luck DS

I think the OP had a perfectly valid question. He didn't focus just on the ladies - with a little careful reading, one will notice he included hobbyists in the equation too. I think Backrubman did justice to the OP's question. Well done!

I think there are some technical reasons as well. The social groups work in some ways differently than the discussion areas so they don't promote discussion quite as well. You have to go actively looking for new posts for instance. I'm not saying they aren't useful or a failure at all, just not as convenient due to being configured a little differently.

I predict this thread is going to become another bit of the endless rehash of covered vs. bare services.

Marge Simpson in lingerie....... I blame that idea on Dorinda Posted via Mobile Device

What exactly are you asking? Or are you testing out your question marks?

very helpful indeed. I was hoping i'd find something like this :) however I was looking over a providers website and the two that aren't on the list are: cob cof (lower part) Any insight? Thanks in advance :)

Sometimes, like this evening, simply playing my guitar for myself and totally relaxing.

Great work, everyone! Thanks to all who contribute, and to the wonderful women of cerb who let us post their pics here. Here's a non-cerbite that I like :)

I had a lady tell me what a busy day she'd had. I would say if you're going to tell a client this it would be good to follow it up with paying bills, shopping, etc.

I use to feel insecure about my size. I never considered myself a "BBW" and I dont know if I ever will be considering myself that in my head. I just consider myself normal, I eat healthy and live a healthy lifestyle; I just happen not to be a size 2. I don't plan on ever starving myself just to be skinny as that wouldn't be "me". I come from a family of "bigger" people and Im the smallest of them; Im happy with myself being a "normal" size, my normal size. I know I felt 100% happy with myself when I was in my photoshoot with my agent and my photographer, I have never felt as pretty or gorgeous as I did that day, the smile on my face proved I was having a great time and enjoying the pics that came. That was a first because I never liked taking my picture before. It made me realize that you have to surround yourself with the type of people who make you feel good about yourself.