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I'm not usually one for motivational videos, but this one made me smile. Thought about posting it in the girls-only area, but thought by putting it here, some men may share it with the beautiful women in their lives. Enjoy. http://www.upworthy.com/finally-pictures-of-gorgeous-women-that-make-you-feel-better-about-yourself-inst?g=3

If you think ladies will feel it inappropriate during a session to answer these questions.. I think most ladies will feel rather uncomfortable disclosing their personal business online to the whole world. Just letting you know why the responses will be minimal. I'm one who is fine discussing it in person.. but it's a tricky thing I'm sure to figure out whether it's okay or not. I have no interest in spouting off about it here. You might say.. why answer this at all then? Because I know many of my fellow escorts and most of them are less open than me :) However.. I will say. I'm single at the moment by choice.. but when I'm in a relationship I'm very open about what I do. I don't date often but that's simply because I have no interest at the moment. When I have done.. I either do it online or someone I've met through friends. My last serious relationship was with a client who I asked out right after our first session ended. I don't have kids.

I was wondering how many encounters it took for you to get comfortable in meeting a new SP or MA. It's nerve racking for me to meet someone new each time. In the beginning, I was not sure what to expect. And then spend time with a beautiful naked woman and then having to get naked yourself and try to relax and enjoy yourself is hard to do. I tend tend to repeat with same women because of this fact. I think it wasn't till my 6th encounter that I knew what to e xpect and could enjoy my self without the shyness. Now after years, I still get excited when the door opens to reveal my next date :). Now I am more confident. What was your experiences like ?

This is not Real Life. The normal rules do not always apply here. Many do, but some don't, and this is one of them.

Honestly, I doubt most escorts will answer, since most of the responses would be none of your business. Please keep in mind that everything we say reflects on our business. For example, we may not want to reveal if we are in relationships as some clients find this off-putting.

Fish and bicycles.

I'm sure these questions were put out there with innocent intentions and with simply curiosity in mind. But they can be easily perceived as rather intrusive. I have had SP's volunteer this kind of personal info to me, but as Cleo says, only after a mutual trust and friendship had been built over time. And when I say they volunteered the info I mean exactly that. I did NOT ask for it. If I were to make a point of asking for this kind of personal info, IMO, that would be stepping over a line and would potentially damage the solid, trusting SP/Client relationship which both parties have worked hard to establish over time. Long story short....if the ladies wanted everyone on cerb to know this kind of info about their personal lives...it would be included in their ads.

Take a look at what you're asking. The question is so very broad, and as there are a wide variety of ladies who have different motives and situations for this type of work, there are probably an unlimited variety of answers. These women are quite normal and represent the aspirations of any women, and not necessarily in this industry. I suggest you take some time to explore the site and I'm sure you will find many of the answers already discussed here but asked with more limited parameters.

From what I have been able to gather...the only real difference between Parisian French and Quebecois French is the amount of cursing lol So here's a couple clips which, if watched often enough...should help you out with the "dirty" french. Firstly, the pissed off kitty (When I heard you were looking to learn french I automatically thought of this lol. It seemed fitting :p) Secondly, some Quebecois grammar lessons: There you go...now you're an expert Quebecoise. Free of charge. Well ok, not entirely free. I must confess that I will be expecting a little sumpin sumpin in return ;) Hey, I'm only human.

But asking other women their personal info wouldn't give you any answers about --that-- girl. Because every woman's life is different. And also, every woman's real life is her real, and personal, life. Questions like these are ones I may feel comfortable answering to a client I've developed a friendship with, but asking women to share this info about their real life on a board devoted to their work life seems invasive to me.

'Don't call us, we'll call you' - CORRECT An SP should never be cold-calling or cold-textinga client, unless he has said this is fine to do. I have a couple of clients who enjoy getting the occasional text from me just saying hello!, but I've only done this at their encouragement. Otherwise, the only time I may call/text a client is at an agreed-upon time, such as, I'm supposed to contact them the morning of an appointment to let them know my location. They're expecting my call. This is a business of discretion, and I assume, unless told otherwise, that every one of my clients has a spouse/family/coworkers with them at all times, so I would never place their privacy at risk by contacting them randomly.

A few years ago I was going to Central America and wanted to learn a bit of Spanish. I tried a service called Live Mocha, and I think you can do the basics free. http://livemocha.com/ The other resources you might want to take a look at are the two school beards. I've done many continuing ed courses that they offer through the winter. They are reasonably priced and you get the chance to practice with others at the same level. http://www.ocdsb.ca/continuweb http://continuingeducation.ottawacatholicschools.ca/

I had a call from the friendly Tax man today, doesn't think I've been a good boy.

My teenage daughter has a sleepover with her girlfriends, I walk into the family room only to find them all texting on their BlackBerries. Why get together if all you are going to do is communicate with people who are elsewhere. Worse yet, texting each other in the room. Yes it happens.

Thanks for the advice everyone! I think I'll try the Rosetta Stone. I actually would prefer learning the Parisian French, because I do travel a lot and a trip to Paris/Morocco is planned in the spring. Once I master that, you Quebecers can help dirty up my French a bit ;)

Cleo here is my suggestion, start by learning dirty words first with some french guys like me and the rest will come easy. I can start teaching you this weekend if you wish.lol Pardon my English but I french very well.

Good Morning and Happy Hump Day! I am downtown today! For those who dont know me yet a little about me!!! I offer non- rushed GFE Massage Services (I do not offer FS).., I am a very sensual, passionate, sweet and 100% latin lady.. that loves to provide you with warm and fun times together... I work for ALO (www.lunamassagespa.com) so I move around their locations during the week.., and here is where to find me this week! Thursday and Friday I will be back at East en location 830-3. Thursday 3-5 (available by appt only at east, VIP or DT) Saturday I will also be available by appt @ VIP... 10-3! Here is what others ay about me! xo http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=V&t=69954 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=108332 To reach me you can call or text 613-261-0054 (please mention you are looking for Victoria) or you can txt me as well 819-513-0877 email me [email protected] or send me a PM... Have an awesome week and hope to meet up!!! Let me be the high light of your week..., an experience to remember :smile: Victoria

Not into glamour girls. I prefer a natural girl next doorish type of look and some one who is a little athletic and confident and comfortable in their own skin. I'm not perfect but in decent shape for a man of my advancing years :)....not perfect nor do I expect some one else to be. Peace MG

Off Island for a couple of days which is always something I enjoy. Spending time with my in-laws and she is home from a two month stay in hospital, looking and feeling pretty good! I am closer to them than I was with my own parents and it is so nice that they are still going pretty strong and include me still as a real part of their family.

I have a crush on a woman that is tall, medium size breast and with a bubble butt and she should have long hair.

Cooking 3 pieces of haddock for my dogs only to forget about it in the oven-err- I hate to wates food! Dumb- dumb-dumb!

I had the fortunate pleasure of visiting Barb's on a late Tuesday afternoon where the lovely and intoxicatingly cute Bridgette was dancing. As others have already commented, she is very friendly, articulate, and has a disarmingly genuine smile. She is a sensual dancer and I could not help but admire her pale velvety soft skin and absolutely amazing derriere. There is a gorgeous rose tattoo on her left side extending from the waist to the shoulder of this tall spinner. I had a very enjoyable time meeting and enjoying dances from this friendly and charming young lady. Definitely one of the more pleasant and memorable SC experiences.

I thought long and hard about posting something here but decided I needed a forum outside of places like FB and Twitter where everything just turns into white noise. By now, everyone is aware of the story of Amanda Todd, the young girl in Vancouver who committed suicide to escape bullying. And here in Ottawa, we just observed the one year anniversary (what a wretched word for such a sombre occasion) of Jamie Hubley's death, a young boy who suffered such relentless bullying that he too chose to take his own life. There are countless more stories and they seem to pile up with every passing day. And the callous and the cowardly crawl out of the woodwork, mocking these children even in death. I don't wish to rehash what caused these children such pain that death was the only solace they could find, and I am not a religious person by any stretch of the imagination, but I think most of us should offer a prayer to who or whatever you believe in for these lost souls and for the families left behind. Thanks for indulging me.

The day before my trip to Halifax, having a phone call from my bank to inform me my funds are frozen for 72 hours due to the fact that my card was ``skimmed`` (the strip on the back was copied and my pin was somehow copied) and had been used fraudulently. I am happy that they noticed this and that my funds are being replaced, but to not be able to access my account right before my trip sucks ass! Oh well thankfully I have a horny client who needed to see me as soon as I get there!

I must say with no qualification that I really liked your body type Cristy!!!!! But spending a little time with you was the icing on the cake.

I have done couples massage but never a single lady. I would certainly welcome the opportuntiy to have a female guest on her own.

Speaking of excess sexual energy. Am I the only one that thinks just reading this thread increases their sexual energy too? :)

No comment on her Additional Comments: I will also add that she advertises under different names on CL and also changes her number every month. Plus her photos are heavily photoshopped and she looks nothing like her pics. This lady needs to be banned from Cerb.

Twigs and seeds Sugar and spice and everything nice Me and you Sacco and Vanzetti You and the horse you rode in on.

That makes much more sense, lol, sorry for that. I thought you were refering to dating sites. O.O It seemed so out of character with the general tone of your posts so it surprised me. I am actually very relieved that I misunderstood you. Thank you, OutForFun, for pointing out the intended meaning so quickly.

Coming home from a trip and finding piles of shingles all over your yard. Upon investigation you find out raccoons have make four huge holes in your roof!!

I don't see why. Anyone thinking that is entirely at liberty to buy themselves a massage table and get going...

I still get nervous every time I meet a lady, even if its a repeat. I don't know why I'm not a shy person but the fact that I'm going to meet someone and we will remove our clothes and present ourselves to one another is always been nerve wrecking for me. But I love doing it, and you can't stop me.

Well I feel a little nervous, I mean yes me hiring an escort is legal but the fact that we would be having sex could be an issue, ofcourse it's a donation I am giving her so that kind of take's care of it. But if we get caught by cops and they confirm money has been traded for sex what can happen to me, like charges and length of time in jail? Also if you did get into trouble how many women did you see before your luck ran out? ???? So far from what I'm hearing this is pretty safe thing to do and with all the feedback I am getting I hope to have my first experience without worry or fear of getting busted.

Following someone into a store and they suddenly stop blocking the doorway and fish around in their pocket or purse for a shopping list or something oblivious to the people behind who just want to get into the GD store!! On the road; Jay walkers, tail gaters, speeders, people who weave in and out, texting while driving, refusing to move out of the "passing lane" on a 400 series highway, cyclists who ride on the wrong side, sidewalk or plain ignore stop signs etc, ebikes, lack of signals, lack of courtesy.... I say WTF a lot when I drive in Ottawa!

I'd live under the sea. Would you rather: Be sensually hand fed fruits, or have a light touch run up and down your body?