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I searched for a thread on this topic and surprisingly couldn't find one, and it's definitely one that (sadly) needs to be addressed. Lately, I have been hearing some appalling things from ladies I speak to: and that is, some gentlemen have been sharing information about ladies location. I am just floored that someone would think this is information to share. Where a lady works from, whether it is an apartment/condo/house/hotel, is information that should always remain private. If you see a lady in an apartment/condo, and happen to have seen another lady in the same building: it's NOT your business to tell either of them that the other lady is in the same building as they are. If you see a lady in a hotel where you've seen others: it's not your business to tell her that 'so-and-so lady' also works from that hotel. If your buddy works close to a lady, and you want to recommend her: maybe say that she's works very close...but do NOT say 'Hey she works in the building right next to you!' Many women work out of their home. This is their private life. And even if they rent a separate work apartment, or work in a hotel, it is not up to you to disclose this information to anyone, ever. Telling other people puts her safety at stake. And could put her in compromising or embarrassing situations. The ONLY way you should know where a lady works from is when she tells you herself. Please, always remember what business we are in. Discretion is the ultimate key to happy, safe, encounters. There is never a need to share someone's personal information with others. Thank you.

Today is my dad's 92nd birthday. Somehow, he recently passed the eye test for driver license renewel. He still transports himself during daylight hours, does his own shopping and mows his lawn. Still a sportsman, i put the boat in and out for him so he can fish a little bit, and he still likes to sit on his treestand although these days he usually sleeps. He has survived WWII, heart attacks, glaucoma, 15 or more surgeries, the death of my sister at age 4, and the death of his 60 year soul-mate. The only extracurricular diddling he ever did was overseas during the war.( I believe him). He made a pile of money, but earned every cent working 6 days a week until age 72. Former employees from years ago still approach him and speak to him as if he were their own dad. If anyone has deserved a long, peaceful retirement, it is he. There are still some other similar old gents around, but not many left. I think that mold is broken. I'm blessed to still have him around

This is horribly short-sighted, IMO. I'm sure people do it, but I think it's just... wrong. Firstly: there's a good chance it may be horribly counter-productive. As has been noted already, people will, rightly or wrongly, infer things from a lack of recos. And so by withholding a reco from someone you like, far from ensuring she'll be available when you want her, you may be sowing the seeds that will force her out of the business entirely! Really, if you want to see her again, your first priority should be to ensure that she stays in the business rather than just giving it up as a bad job. Secondly: I'm highly skeptical of the idea of a SP being booked solid for months. That just doesn't happen, because we guys don't seem to book that far in advance. I don't think I've ever had any trouble arranging a meeting even a couple of days in advance; the only issues I've ever had with availability have been for last-minute appointments ("Are you free in half an hour?" "No, sorry." "OK, some other time, then..."). If she's worth it to you, you'll get your ass in gear and organize a meeting whenever convenient for as long as you want. If you can't do that, you clearly don't care that much. Finally: if you've benefitted from recos written here by other people, is there not at least a small moral obligation to give something back to the community? I know we can't force you, or even know if you haven't, but still... if everyone withheld recos for fear of their favorite SPs being booked solid, there simply wouldn't be any recos at all, and we'd all be much poorer for it.

Achy...Breaky...Heart! Need I say more?

Maybe, maybe not. Maintaining a twitter account needn't take that much time out of your day, or even week. It's a bit like having a CERB account... to a large extent, it is what you make of it. Yes, you need followers. But if you aren't there, you won't get any :) And the best way to get followers is to get in there, follow other people, and be interesting and make yourself worth following. As a wise man once said... if you build it, they will come. Yes, Twitter is inherently public (you can lock down your account, but that only locks out everyone except those you allow access to... and are you going to tell your wife/gf she can't follow you? :) ). The solution, as you said, is to have a separate accounts. You can follow me at @__Phaedrus__ if you want, but I have an entirely separate account for my real-life self, and - obviously - I'm not telling you what that is. Well, it's another advertizing venue. Sure, you may hit a lot of the same eyeballs... but if you hit new ones too, it may be worthwhile, no? Sure, many of them may be of no practical use, but if your twitter feed gets you a few extra dances a month...? Obviously it's for everyone to draw the cost/benefit line where they choose to, and as with any other means of advertizing it's tricky to measure its effectiveness, but that doesn't automatically make it useless. The other thing to say about twitter is: irrespective of its advertizing potential, it's fun. There are a few CERB ladies who are on there... frequently... and even when they're not posting about availability, their twitter presence is a continuous marketing presence in the same sort of way that contributing to CERB is. Sorry, but you're just wrong about this. Updating your twitter feed on your smartphone takes about 30s. Less, if you can type fast. Sure, a dancer can't update her twitter feed while she's onstage or actually giving someone a lapdance, but apart from that... why not? Twitter is much better than websites for up-to-the-minute information about availability and things like that, because it's so easy to update.

While I can't offer you a recommendation on where to go, I can tell you that a smile goes a long way. It's not rare for ladies to come to strip bars and sit around glaring at the dancers or simply wearing an expression that makes it seem like they don't want to be there, and acting accordingly. Sadly, this means that lots of dancers don't bother approaching couples/females. If you look like you actually want to be there (ie. smile), then the dancers won't be as intimidated by you, and therefore will be more likely to approach you. Of course, it never hurts to simply go up to a dancer you're interested in (maybe tip her on stage and ask her to come by after her show or approach her if she's just sitting/standing around), or ask a waitress to send her over. Also, be upfront about what you're looking for with your experience. Some couples just want to have a few drinks and watch the stage shows, while others want to have some dances. If you just want to sit around, watch, and enjoy the company of a dancer/dancers on the floor, I'm sure she'd appreciate knowing that you aren't interested in dances, and maybe a small tip for her time so she'll stick around for a while. Happy clubbing!

Getting told your blowjobs are too slobbery. Wtf I didn't even realize that was possible. Also deepthroating gets messy. Deal with it. Grr. Posted via Mobile Device

I often use the Shout Box and Twitter to announce a new blog post on my website, but a lot of people from CERB aren't on twitter yet, and some people don't look at the Shout Box. Perhaps a thread dedicated to people on CERB with blogs would be best. It can be a thread where we post about updates. I would suggest putting a little description of the blog post itself. Something along the lines of "I thought this was really funny, check it out on my blog" or "I needed to vent about 'xyz'" etc. I will start. I just posted some candid pictures of myself in Québec City on my blog. Major food baby while eating at Le Charbon with my parents... I also posted some pictures of the city. Enjoy!

saw this on another board and had to share .. hope it's not a duplicate post but I didn't see it when I looked. Hilarious!! http://www.youtube.com/embed/i-L06PfDF-M?showinfo=0&rel=0

This is what my mom used to call a pantry meal...check out the fridge, the cupboard and the freezer and create a meal. Freezer: ground beef and phyllo dough Fridge: quarter of an onion, chopped garlic in oil, sundried tomatoes and parboiled potato Cupboard: a variety of dried spices and herbs Result...something resembling (and smelling) like a samosa Oh, just found red pepper jelly, bet it will go great as a dip

Alright RG, the trailblazer. Let us know what you think after a day or so and then it may be my turn. :) Good on you!!!!!!

Call me Kojak, got it clipped...just after dinner go to the bathroom and shave the stubble off (First Choice doesn't shave down to the wood) Thank you all for giving me the guts to do this LOL RG

I like Touch because he always has something nice to say.

People who see an elderly or pregnant woman boarding the bus and they don't have the instinct to get up and offer their seat - especially the seats up front that are reserved for them and then the bus driver having to tell people to move back. Like, WTF, where have people's manners gone? Or did these folk have any to begin with.

My understanding is that CERB is a "recommendation board" not a "review board". So if you are not willing to "recommend" the lady then you have nothing to say... on this board. IMHO.

When speaking casually, I only use terms like Service Provider or Escort. I think I only use "h----ker" when referring to the street scene. I honestly don't know if that's wrong of me or not. Personally I don't think I would ever use a term like "h----ker" when referring to an escort. Maybe once upon a time I could have. But not anymore. I just wouldn't feel comfortable doing so. However, words like "whore" and "slut", I could see myself using, but only during dirty talk when we're both into it. Dirty talking can be a lot of fun :D And ONLY if it has been previously agreed upon with the lady in question. Seriously insulting a lady while my penis is in her mouth just strikes me as a very...ummm...BAD idea....if you know what I mean lol. CHOMP!! 'nuff said :p

road kill and beer while watching football LIFE is GOOD

This is the one of the reasons why I don't want to work from my own location. And since being in this business, I've come to the realization that some men love to gossip. And they say women were bad for doing this!

phone call with my grandma :)

Sunday is my favorite day because I mostly stay in my bedroom with my 2 boys ( my cats) at the end of the bed, sleep in and catch up on watching all my favorite shows while doing laundry. I don't usually watch t.v during the week.

Any man of that mindset, all he does is a disservice to the lady he saw and claims to like. A recommendation serves to me at least three purposes. First, it is a public thank you to the lady from the gentleman for a good encounter. Second, it tells other gentlemen out there of a lady who provides good or great encounters. And third, related to the second, it is a way for the lady to continue building her business, by getting new clients. Remember, this is their livelihood, how they pay their bills/rent/put food on the table etc It is completely selfish and short sighted, with no basis in rational thought to not write a recommendation for the above reason. There is also underlying that belief, a bit (well a lot actually) of possessiveness on the client's part (I saw her but no one else can) A gentleman would never not write a recommendation for that reason. And any man thinking along those lines, well is he prepared to be the lady's exclusive client every day 365/year...probably not. A late night rambling RG

Shitty day enough saisd

Visited my dear 90 year old mother in the nursing home. She's been moved into long term care, and now basically spends the day sleeping in her wheelchair, warehoused and waiting to die! It is very sad. Today, she didn't even seem to be aware of who I was, and was unable to even say hi. All of this is quite depressing.

The problem with this one is that her ad is on EC, which you would think is reputable, but is proving in this case not to be. I am really surprised that the ad has not been removed, regardless of whether the photos have been verified. I don't get it, with the number of complaints, it should not remain on there.

I have been to Chez Parée, on Stanley street, right of St-Catherine street in the "downtown core". Its a reputed club, smallish and well set-up. The ladies are gorgeous ;-). Dances are less costly than in Ottawa (if you plan any). I found the staff friendly, mind you i arrived well dressed (suit jacket, good shirt etc..). Plan on having some small bills on you (fivers), as access to the booth, if you choose to go, costs 5$. If you tip the guy the guy that shows people to table, you'll likely have a good seat. A dancer friend worked once in a while to the Kamasutra, who is i'm told the competition to Chez Parée. Kamasutra is on St-Dominique, between Sherbrooke and Des Pins. I havent had the chance to go there but i tend to trust her opinion on this. Both clubs have their website as well. Do not hesitate to PM me and i'll try to answer your questions as best i can.

Tonight I made a nice thick clam chowder mmm

You'd be surprised! I know some dancers whose smartphones are practically an extension of themselves, and quite a few of them are always checking Twitter or other social media websites. Of course, this is mainly during down times - though some girls will pop into the dressing room every so often just to check out what's happening online!

Back from a weekend out of town. All in all, it was great to break the routine. Couldn't help but smile while i walked saturday, i stumbled on a store and couldn't help but smile and think about a few of my lady CERB friends (if you read this you know who you are ;-) ) ... i was brought to a bite-size cupcake store.

Lady In Red by Chris DeBurgh drives me to insanity. Everything associated with that song causes me much, much grief!

Sorry, I just meant that it would be pretty hard to post uptodate status updates on Twitter while at the same time working at the dance club.

Position # 1, from AW :)

Well Friday night there was a faint wiff of something dead in the basement which I could not quite pinpoint. Figured maybe a mouse snuck in and expired somewhere behind all those boxes in storage. Hasn't happened since we renovated 7 years ago but it only takes a small opening for them to infiltrate. Long story short, by Saturday morning I could pinpoint the foul smell and it was most pungent when I opened up the dryer door. Shite! What a way to start my day. Flip the dryer around, pop off the duct at the back of the machine, get down on all fours to peak in and there it is..... A poor red sq squirrel who picked the wrong warm pipe to call home. There is now an extra grille over the vent outlet to prevent this from happening again.

While waiting for your luggage at the carousel after a flight - the people who crowd right up to the edge and don't leave any room for anyone else. If we all stand back a couple of feet then anyone can just step in and get their bag when they see it. And we can see when our bag comes around!

I'm always really excited at the prospect of meeting someone new. Like Serena, I'm always curious about how people end up walking through my door. What is their narrative, what's mine? How will they interact, co-mingle, and influence each other? Who are they, who am I? What will we learn from each other? What will we experience and how will that potentially shape us? Even with a patron I've already established and intimate connection with, I'm always eager to hear about whatever is new in their life. Will passion and chemistry simply build with time? What lays in store for us? I always wonder. I sometimes feel every encounter is a 'first time' - sometimes there's months between meeting someone for the first time and seeing them again. What's changed? Have they changed? What's new? It's a beautiful rediscovery every-time.

If you wish to see an abundance pictures of cleavages you can join the social group called "Cleavages" and I invite anyone who wishes to contribute to the group to do so.

My best advice to you Cerbie, is to always read the Cowboy's diary. He updates daily, and will save you in the end. http://www.cowboysdiary.info/

I'm sure everything i will be posting will sound repetitive. This delightful, stunning, smart, sexy, girl makes everything bad in the world disappear. After several emails, and a few Text, I wasn't able to meet this fantasy girl in my own city. With great fear of her not returning for an other year I drove the distance to meet her in Saint John. The whole drive spent remembering our first visit together (and my first ever with a SP). Would my 2nd adventure be the same as the first? would it be better? what am I doing? Every Question and concern running through my over active imagination. After speeding down the highway, and getting lost in the city i never go to, I made it! Now this will stick in my mind for ever, and without even using your imagination she greeted me wearing an outfit that only a girl of her beauty could pull off! This lady is of the ultimate fantasy girl. There is nothing I could say to describe he beauty. Even meeting her in the spring I was so nervous our second visit. I'm not going to tell stories, or any of the sort. I will just leave you knowing that if i ever had the chance again.... I would in a heart beat! She is everything we all dream about, and then some.

Big hugs to crank! Received a much needed wonderful massage from a wonderful regular! Kisses to you my sweet!

The lady I would like to highlight as my Goddess today is a gorgeous, vibrant, intelligent, witty young lady with a rockin sense of humor :) and ohhhhhh how I do love her smile !!!! I banter with her on Twitter....she puts up with me I guess ;) she rocks ! and not if but when I pass through her neck of the woods I have to meet her !! I must I must I must !! Kerri Sussex Cerb: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=68352 Website : http://www.kerrisussex.com

Montreal traffic......sucks.......ASS!!

Considering that the door fee goes to the establishment and the attendants are not being paid an hourly rate, not tipping an MA means they are not getting paid, unless you are at an establishment like VIP or CMJ where the rate includes the portion that goes to the lady.

On the whole, I rather agree with SteveC here.

Personally speaking a "luke warm" recommendation isn't really a recommendation at all. We do not critique here and a luke warm reco. is in my mind more of a critique than a thumbs up. I prefer to keep the integrity of the posted recos. intact and not have to question just how valid or real they actually are. If your heart isn't into posting a reco. that is true and respectful than I humbly suggest not posting one at all.

'Don't call us, we'll call you' - CORRECT An SP should never be cold-calling or cold-textinga client, unless he has said this is fine to do. I have a couple of clients who enjoy getting the occasional text from me just saying hello!, but I've only done this at their encouragement. Otherwise, the only time I may call/text a client is at an agreed-upon time, such as, I'm supposed to contact them the morning of an appointment to let them know my location. They're expecting my call. This is a business of discretion, and I assume, unless told otherwise, that every one of my clients has a spouse/family/coworkers with them at all times, so I would never place their privacy at risk by contacting them randomly.

Full figures are beautiful...

Wow. This thread has been resurrected! As Capital Hunter has already mentioned Bridgette, I also have to add our ever-popular Ariel! She is an amazing young lady and if she ever calls you 'babe', you will melt (others will know what I mean). Very sexy and a very cool woman. I have stopped putting $ into RRSP's and now give to to ACRD's (Ariel Champagne Room Dances). Careful. she is addictive! :)

I know, nasty subject matter. I'm just wondering how common STD's are in our community. I would be appalled if know one was worried at all but is this something that is on your mind when meeting someone new? Or even if it's the third or fourth time you are with someone? Just curious if anyone has any stories, feel free to PM me if you don't want to post publicly. Just for the record I am not asking anyone to PM me or reveal the names of any SP's or hobbyists that you may or may not have gotten something from. I'm not trying to start rumors.

I also love this style: It's beautiful and obviously not as structured as some of my other favourites.