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In early September 2012, there was a point that I actually thought that post 5000 was never going to happen. In fact, I wasn't really sure that morning would happen, at least for me. Labour Day weekend is supposed to be eventful. It's when we say goodbye to summer and get ready for the colder months ahead. Pack away the summer stuff and bring out the long sleeves. Close down the cottage. Make plans for the air conditioner and the patio furniture. My labour day weekend began with a sense of draining. I had no energy. Walking was an effort. A shower required a nap after. Drying my hair took my breath away. I knew something was wrong, but my stubbornness said, "sleep it off, it's been a tough summer and you are just run down." It was more than that. I had a major heart attack. It was weird... no sudden chest grasping pain... just a sense of draining... like superman with kryptonite. That's when CERB stepped up. I mean it. CERB saved my life. Isabella Gia and Barrhaven Woody came over and took me to the hospital. They waited with me in the waiting room and stayed there until they knew I was being cared for. But it didn't stop there. I was in hospital for a week. Woody came to visit. Isabella came to visit and then came again with home cooked food. Cat and one of her kittens came to see me daily. Bethany, Phaedrus, Luxe and Alger all came bearing cups of coffee, muffins and most importantly, love. Alger left work early to come and pick me up at the hospital to take me home. When I got there, Boomer and Mister T had made food and left it in my fridge. Angela had gone to get my prescriptions. There were messages from Annessa, Nicolette, Gabriella, Samantha, EMB, Meg, Sara, Malika and Dorinda... and a very special message from Amelia ;) I was in tears. You have no idea how much I love my CERB people. It's more than that though. My CERB people are not just relegated to a small hidden part of my life. They are central. I am actually tearing up writing this... but they are happy tears... I have had so many visitors and so many messages It's hard to mention everyone... dammit. There are so many people that have made a difference and still make a difference in my life. You all make a difference whether you think so or not. So to everyone I have mentioned above and these few more, I give my thanks, my love and my friendship. Areez, Wendigo, Jazzitup, The General, AreJayEll, Lee Richards, Andy of Halifax, Toine, Spud, Notch, RG, Melly, Touch, RoyalFun, Scott, Steve, Silverado, Lone Skater, Mr Nice ... great guys. The best. Passion Vitto, Julie Wilde, Georgiana, Nathalie, Sami, Nikki Thomas, Emily, Emma, Cindy, Peachy, Soleil, Penelope, Katherine, Sophia, Alyssa, Cleo, Jasmine J, Jazy, Kimmy, Evelyne, Kianna, Chantal, Claire, Berlin, Alexxandria, Shortcake, GeGe, Alanna, Kerri, Ava ... damn... there are so many.... but you ladies in particular fill my life with joy every day. I wish I could write the name of every person that has made this time less difficult.... but threads have a finite amount of space... and I am getting sleepy. If I missed a name it wasn't out of spite... it's because I am old. Anyhow... this thread is for you. You have made my life worth living in these past few months and years... you make me smile, you make me laugh and you make me want to share a bit of myself with all of you. And I am going to say it, unabashedly, unashamed and without any hesitation. I love all of you.

Humility. Humanity. The need to do the right thing knowing that the accolades may fall elsewhere. Knowing that the world respects us, not because of power or of historical significance, but because we are good people. Understanding that we still exist through fortitude, a strength of character that quietly declares, "We are none other than Canadians." We are embarrassed when others compliment us; we accept what we are. Instead of waving the flag, we silently embrace the beauty of our character. We get teary eyed when we succeed despite the advantages of others. We treat others fairly. We give praise when praise is due, but we don't vilify those who fall short. We understand that not everyone can be the winner, and understand better that for every winner there must be a host of those that have never won. We are the good guys. We don't wear the white hat nor do we swing the big sword. We are the ones standing behind, thankful that we have done what we can to make the world a better place to be. If we were any other culture, we would hail ourselves as the model of what a country should be... but we don't. We can't. It's not in our nature. We're Canadians.

After lunch my little girl comes out of her playroom dressed as a princess and says, "whoever wants to be my prince put up their hand". The room was full of people including lots of little boys so I never put up my hand and continued to sip my coffee. After a few seconds I look up and she's staring right at me and says, "daddy you forgot to put up your hand". Five minutes later I'm wearing my tux waltzing around the house with her standing on my feet. As it turns out inside her little head lunch was apparently a royal ball. Highlight of my day, I'm still her prince and maybe will continue to be so for another little while :)

I don't even know why what others do sexually has become a concern. I understand wanting to inform one another about the risks of some sex acts, but I think the best and only person we all should be discussing this with is our doctors. They should be the ones to inform me/you as to all the risks involved with all sex practices you/me participate in. To be concerned about what others are doing is impractical, unproductive and pointless, you can't control it. It's like wanting everyone to drive the speed limit each time you get into your car- you can want and wish but it's not going to cause it to happen. The best we all can do is get tested appropriately, be very open with your md about how many people you do engage with and decide what risks you and your partner are willing to take. Other than that I really don't see the point in being concerned with what anyone else is doing.:icon_biggrin:But thats just how I see it.

Vaginas are now side to side instead of up and down, the clitoris has been enlarged for easier accessibility. They changed that in 2009. We haven't been able to touch boobs since the second Harper government was given a majority. Ohhhh... providers now must be given fresh cauliflower (in the cello wrap) in addition to the donation. Other than that, it's exactly the same as it was.

Chart for everyone, but I think someone was specifically asking for it a few posts ago. http://www.sfcityclinic.org/stdbasics/stdchart.asp I want everyone to repeat after me, 10 times, then write it out 1000 times, over and over until we all get this one significant point: HIV/AIDS IS NOT THE ONLY STI/DISEASE YOU CAN GET OR PASS WITH UNPROTECTED SEXUAL ACTIVITIES. Personally I think that people who support the bbbjs/bbfs seem to miss this one important fact. Condoms are not only about prevention of HIV/Aids, but every other thing out there, some of which can be with you forever, and many of which, if you are a sex worker, can put you out of business either forever (because you pass it forward) or for one to two weeks during treatment. Chlamydia is not a joke. Gonorrhea is not a joke. Syphillis is not a joke. All 3 of those things can enter and infect the throat, and none of those things get into the throat by bbfs. I was going to add to Samantha's post the point that not just SWs are likely to give into pressure for bbfs for financial need, but that there are enough stories about 'high end' escorts doing the same, usually after an exchange of test results, but still available. I have no idea what motivates sps who are intelligent and educated enough to run their own business, but fatally flawed enough to provide this as a perk to one (yeah right) special client, as tho they fear losing him as a client. Then there are the ones from out of the country, who didn't have the benefit of the education, but believe what they are told, who figure that it seems to be a perk out here, something like greek they can get an extra 40 on top of the little amount they get to keep of that 100/45 minute appt. Is it common out here, probably not as easily obtainable as it seems to be in other cities, but it is still done by the full spectrum, upper class, middle class, lower class, and street workers.

I love the multicultural mosaic that Canadian metropolitan cities offers. Proud of Canadian hospitality, our low crime rates and our friendly smiles. We live in natures playground with great skiing, rock climbing locations, trees to scale and dog sledding to the backdrop of the aurora borealis ... It might get chilly in Canada but what cold can a cuddle not fix? Not too many countries hate us. Our banks are more stable than many countries. Men are more chivalrous and you know what they say about those french girls ...;-). Bottom line, Canada has a lot of things it needs to fix, but, in the grand scheme of things, i'm proud to be Canadian. On another note...some of my American friends are proud to be Canadian too, as i've noticed them wearing Canadian paraphernalia while traveling abroad.

For me, it depends on my partners approach. Rough, aggressive hands and behavior will immediate be stopped and my bottom will become off limits. Playful, sensual teasing attention will extend mileage and is thoroughly enjoyed! Even if I am asked up front about services by a new client, I am always hesitant to say yes because if they arrive with the wrong attitude it isn't going to happen. That goes for all services negotiated in advance when meeting an SP for the first time, not just ass play. Bite my clit and you'll never see my cookie up close and personal again, twist my nipples till they hurt without prior approval and you will get smacked, pull my hair, leave your hand imprint on my body anywhere without approval or fuck me so hard that I can't walk straight for a week and you'll be asked to leave and will never be invited back. But if you are someone I know and have developed a trust with, all these activities can be great fun. I have guests that I have no fear with because they have proven themselves to be trustworthy. The key is trust. Once you have it you may be pleasantly surprised at how much fun you can have with some of us... cat

May 'yall have a great day with Family and Friends !

Personally I love both giving and receiving especially when the gentleman in question is receptive. This is something I have also advertised and spoken about. As it's been said, hygiene is extremely important and expected no matter the encounter, ass play or not. I am very much a "flow" provider in that I like things to progress naturally in whatever way they are led in the moment so I am always prepared for anything. Not only does the rosebud have tonnes of pleasure nerve endings but when you delve deeper into prostate massage, it feels amazing AND it's good for the overall health of the prostate. Who says you can't have fun being healthy! It seems to me this area of play is becoming much more accepted, explored and enjoyed especially with the new openness and awareness of prior "hidden" erotics. 50 shades may have sucked from a true D/s view but at least it got people talking and exploring and THAT is a great thing.

Or any such comments like I have a 9in, thick! You think u can handle that or is there any extra charges for size? Lol

I run a cat rescue. I spay and neuter stray cats, find homes for those that are adoptable, foster those that need more time. Get them used to people, furniture and life inside a home. I also have a small dog (well, a short dog). She is a Terrier, Chiuauwa, Shizt-zu, Poodle mix. I call her a Terry-Wawa-Chitz-Oodle. She is the keeper of all the cats. She loves them and keeps them in line. She has even nursed one of the kittens when mom weaned her, even though she had never had pups, she produced milk for this kitten. Well, I've had lots of dogs and cats come and go in my life. There is a sense of fulfillment in finding a home for an animal that might otherwise be homeless. At one point, I had 19 cats and dogs at home. A bit crazy, but everyone seemed to get along well. Right now, I have a dog and 3 cats. The oldest cat is a diva - she does not like other cats and will swat them away if they try to sneak up behind her while she is sleeping. The middle cat is a talker and very friendly. She is the one who nursed off the dog. These two cats love going outside and are great hunters. The kitten is a fluff ball who will come into bed and in order to wake you up will put her tail on your face and hit you with it to wake you up. You wake up with fur down your throat. She then looks back at you and says "oh, you're awake now? Awesome, can you feed me?". The three cats take turns waking me up to feed them. The stray cats outside are very patient critters. They are usually around, waiting for me to open the door in the morning to let the dog out. They come flying out of hiding and wait for their grub. I think that more people should have animals in their life. Even if only helping the shelters if you can't have one in your home. Meaghan xpxo

I love whipped cream. Especially the kind you squirt out of a can. However, make sure you don't get too excited about it. If it gets up your nose, you smell sour milk for weeks. Actually happened. I love whipped cream and chocolate sauce. The chocolate sauce is harder to lick off, so you must spend more time in that area to lick it off.....Yummy!

Well, my mother has finally reached the final stages of her long fought battle with cancer. I've been sitting on watch for the inevitable for the past couple of days. Coming to grips with it is harder than I imagined, even though we had a couple of years to prepare ourselves. Things that suck?...... Cancer. And, well mortality in general. Seeing someone you love wither away. To those of you who have lost loved ones to this horrible disease, or are faced with the prospect of doing so, you have my deepest sympathy.

What was great about today..............just waking up to live another day...

Despite a few warnings, decided to TOFTT the other night. Not going to comment publicly, but I wanted to warn everyone that she is DEFINITELY on the no-fly list--watch out fellas--DANGER.

Looking for recommendations of SPs that provide greek along with an ultimate GFE in the Fredericton area. Thank you.

Well, I guess I can't call myself a hobbyist quite yet as I haven't taken the plunge (more of lack of opportunity rather than nerves). It still makes me chuckle that this hobby is called "hobbying" though. I've been lurking for a few weeks, trying to catch up on all the info & advice for newbies. This site is certainly informative so it's been time well spent. I had no idea there was such a wide selection of lovely ladies available in Ottawa, along with like minded chaps. I never realized that little old Ottawa was so horny - who knew! Anyway, hope to meet some of the lovely ladies in the not too distant future. Yorkie.

You thought I was going to say something other than 'text', didn't you?

Congrats Cristy! I always keep an eye out for the purply-pink text.

You too and eat lots of chocolate!

Why is it that everytime you need your tupperware you can never find the matchin covers... Lol

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Has anyone seen the Dancing Bear (hot women have sex with male strippers) site? Creative use of whipped cream there... I wish I could find a similar club for men. I'm sure they exist; just haven't found one yet...

Well done Cristy, congrats on reaching 1000 post!

Congratulations on reaching your 1000th post luv! Wanna celebrate naked together? MUAH!!!! ;)

Cristy... there was reason I believed in you. This is testament to that! xoxox

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Good topic! :) I agree with everything you mentioned and am also very proud of my heritage, but sometimes I consider it more as grateful than proud. :) I posted this link elsewhere recently too, but I just love it so much and this was something that definitely touched me and reminded me of how awesome we are, and how lucky we have it :) This is pretty cool too... from a few years ago, played on an American network during the Vancouver Olympics. Worth a watch! :)

This profession has provided a way to add to my income enabling me to live a more luxurious lifestyle also while affording me enough free time to do volunteer work. I can call the shots, work when I want too and see who I choose. While making the same as most professionals. It's improved my confidence,I never used to have a very good opinion of my appearence and some very smart, kind men have helped me understand that I'm good the way I am, that I am attractive and that when others try and make me feel differently it's usually about them, jealousy and not about me. It's taught me things about men I wasn't aware of, helping me to better understand my father and other men I've had personal relationships with. It helps satiate my high sex drive and has allowed me to get to know some wonderfully generous, kind human beings, making this somewhat jaded cynical girl a believer that not all humans are cruel, selfish and mean. There are more than a few willing to help, be kind and do good. :icon_biggrin: So all in all it's been very positve for me:)

Just a dumb question, consider it part of the education of a naive boy from smalltown OntarioLOL. How prevalent in the escort world is it having SP's offerring bbfs. I'm not looking for bbfs but since Feb 2010 when I first forayed into this lifestyle by joining CERB and July 2010 when I had my first encounter I have never seen a lady that advertises bbfs. So I'm wondering is it just an aberration in this lifestyle or a real risk something to be concerned about. Maybe I'm looking in all the wrong, oops change that, I'm looking in all the right spots when seeking companionship, because none of the ladies I see or plan to see advertise bbfs Just a question of curiousity, because I've never seen it advertised, nor has a lady ever offerred bbfs in an encounter, and I'd run like hell if it was offerred RG

Happy Easter my friends:) I am headed to Cuba tomorrow, and will be attending Easter Mass in the tiny Cathedral in Varadero:) It is a unique little old stone Cathedral, I had been there for Christmas Mass one year, so might as well go for Easter too;) I am bring eggs, chocolate Bunnies, plush bunnies to some of the children that I have meet and known for a few years now. I hope the kids are not too old now for the stuffed bunnies, but hey I am 38 and still love my stuffed toy bunnies heheheh. TC everyone, hope you have a wonderful dinner and egg hunt!! xoxoox, Sophia

Happy Easter to all good luck finding all the chocolate eggs!

If it's for your wife, let her do the searching and based on her attraction to the SP let her do the picking. It's actually her experience. If she's nervous and shy allowing her to interact with the chosen SP will help some of those walls come down and build that comfort level then she will likely not need booze to lower her inhibitions. Some SP's meet with couples but only after she's already met with the man and determined that he's a good date. Also expect that even though you might not plan to physically participate you will have to pay the couples rate. I'm in the same situation but scheduling has thus far delayed my wifes experience. Good luck to you hope it works out.

Enviable proposition. Have your wife contact these girls first and they can have a chit chat... Girls like to size each other up in advance. A safety measure for the sp. Cleo Emily ...???

Happy Easter to all.....may you bunny be like my bunny....

So I toftt on this ... no comment.

I rescued a keeshond named Mia from the Gatineau Humane society. I particularly go there because they have a no kill policy. She was only 4 months when I got her. She endeared herself to me by pulling the stuffing out of my passenger seat, eating 5 seat belts and has the most annoying bark. She was a mate to our older belgian till the belgian passed. ( a month ago and I still cry) She has stopped destroying the car but still has this annoying bark. She is at the Bruce Pit every morning where she takes great pride in diving into people's crotches. My friends say I taught her that. Silverhorns

Why is it that I am so addicted to the cerb ladies?

You are not over-reacting. There is enormous pressure on paid companions at every price point to provide bareback full service (BBFS). Many of us have been talking about this all fall and winter. We're concerned about the women who are being pressured into it for fear of having fewer clients. I think it began with the trend to pressure women into providing uncovered BJs. Many companions believe this isn't safe. Others are willing to take the risks, since HIV is not associated with it because the HIV virus is too fragile to live in a human throat. However, there is a new strain of gonorrhea that isn't curable and gonorrhea will live very happily in the throat, undetected, for months or more. Some companions offer bbbjs but not to completion, or they don't swallow. Everyone makes decisions based on her assessment of the risks, including the prevalence of particular infections in her city. But full service is a completely different matter. In Vancouver, it's available from a lot of street-based workers. My understanding is that it's an option in some of the Asian micro-brothels where the ladies have come in to work for a few months. I don't know why people think this is safe. It makes no sense to me. But I have had prospective clients offer me two or three times my hourly rate or more to accommodate them. I'm sure that they will eventually find someone who will agree to it. I work to support myself and my family. To take care of our lives. I won't put my life at risk!

Going as Sky now and I can confirm she is real... confirm she has pornstar looks...confirm pics on BP real

24. Humanity This is going to be a mushy one and to that end, it will stand alone. You may have noticed that I use the phrase "I love you" when I speak to many of the providers on the board. This is not casual nor is it capricious; it is heartfelt and honest. When you enter the hobby, you enter with the thought of fulfilling some carnal desires, pleasures of the flesh. As you begin to progress through there are natural bonds that are created. You enjoy the company of the women that you see because they are not just a vessel for your sexual voyage; they are warm, caring and magnificent human beings. I want you to pay particular attention to those last three words. True, this is a service industry and the services provided are fantastic - but you do connect with a person - a magnificent human being that has offered a part of herself to you in a mutually gratifying situation. I am a truly fortunate man. I have built bonds with providers and members here that have surpassed my wildest expectations. I don't go a single day without speaking to at least one person on this board to whom I have said, "I love you." These women may just be an hour or two of fancy to you, but to me they are the most beautiful people in my life... in fact, I might not be here writing this without them. Indulge me, if you will. On Labour Day weekend, 2012, I came home from work on the Friday evening and I wasn't feeling well. By Saturday morning I recognized that I was having a heart issue but having had issues in the past, I put it down to stress and a touch of angina. By Monday I wasn't any better. On Tuesday, a CERB member and a CERB provider came to my house and demanded that I go to emergency; they took me. I was admitted and indeed the stress and angina were a bit more serious than I had imagined. I had, in the preceding 3 days, a level 3 cardiac infarction. In layman's terms - I had a major heart attack. Over the next week in hospital, I had daily visits from a number of providers and members who genuinely care about me. A CERB member left work early to come pick me up on the day of my discharge from hospital. At home, these same members and providers had filled my fridge, filled my prescriptions and helped lift my spirits during my period of recovery. They knew I was not in any financial shape to compensate them in monetary fashion; they did it because they are magnificent human beings. I won't give you the names of these people. I wish I could, but that would be a bit of a disservice. They didn't do it for accolades or compensation, they did it because they cared for me... they love me and they know that I love them. CERB is the ideal venue in that regard. The no-negativity foundation may be frustrating at times - but I will say this: You have no idea of how beautiful the members and providers here are. The physical beauty is a given - the beauty of the person behind that veneer is the hidden treasure on this board. I am not ashamed to state publicly my love for my friends here. I will defend them with every fibre of my fabric. They are providers only by occupation but first and foremost, they are some of the most magnificent human beings that I have ever encountered. If I can only make one visceral statement here, one that comes from my gut... I ask, no... I demand that you treat my loved ones as you would treat your own. I will be back... there is so much more to add!

I got news for you sweety..., you dont know what you are missing by spending all the time in you back... the teasing that you can experience by being on your stomach and just letting the lady caress you and touch you in the right way and in the right places.... make you imagination run wild as to what come next...., since you can not see her all you experience is her gentle touch.... arousing you until you cant hold it anymore and then when you turn around..... just let it all come out....

I'd like to add Juicy Jessie to the list and give a second mention to a few previously mentioned beauties! In no particular order: Zoe Zee, Emily, Kaylee Kisses and LeighXOX are all gorgeous locals that consistently deliver the goods! Posted via Mobile Device