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In early September 2012, there was a point that I actually thought that post 5000 was never going to happen. In fact, I wasn't really sure that morning would happen, at least for me. Labour Day weekend is supposed to be eventful. It's when we say goodbye to summer and get ready for the colder months ahead. Pack away the summer stuff and bring out the long sleeves. Close down the cottage. Make plans for the air conditioner and the patio furniture. My labour day weekend began with a sense of draining. I had no energy. Walking was an effort. A shower required a nap after. Drying my hair took my breath away. I knew something was wrong, but my stubbornness said, "sleep it off, it's been a tough summer and you are just run down." It was more than that. I had a major heart attack. It was weird... no sudden chest grasping pain... just a sense of draining... like superman with kryptonite. That's when CERB stepped up. I mean it. CERB saved my life. Isabella Gia and Barrhaven Woody came over and took me to the hospital. They waited with me in the waiting room and stayed there until they knew I was being cared for. But it didn't stop there. I was in hospital for a week. Woody came to visit. Isabella came to visit and then came again with home cooked food. Cat and one of her kittens came to see me daily. Bethany, Phaedrus, Luxe and Alger all came bearing cups of coffee, muffins and most importantly, love. Alger left work early to come and pick me up at the hospital to take me home. When I got there, Boomer and Mister T had made food and left it in my fridge. Angela had gone to get my prescriptions. There were messages from Annessa, Nicolette, Gabriella, Samantha, EMB, Meg, Sara, Malika and Dorinda... and a very special message from Amelia ;) I was in tears. You have no idea how much I love my CERB people. It's more than that though. My CERB people are not just relegated to a small hidden part of my life. They are central. I am actually tearing up writing this... but they are happy tears... I have had so many visitors and so many messages It's hard to mention everyone... dammit. There are so many people that have made a difference and still make a difference in my life. You all make a difference whether you think so or not. So to everyone I have mentioned above and these few more, I give my thanks, my love and my friendship. Areez, Wendigo, Jazzitup, The General, AreJayEll, Lee Richards, Andy of Halifax, Toine, Spud, Notch, RG, Melly, Touch, RoyalFun, Scott, Steve, Silverado, Lone Skater, Mr Nice ... great guys. The best. Passion Vitto, Julie Wilde, Georgiana, Nathalie, Sami, Nikki Thomas, Emily, Emma, Cindy, Peachy, Soleil, Penelope, Katherine, Sophia, Alyssa, Cleo, Jasmine J, Jazy, Kimmy, Evelyne, Kianna, Chantal, Claire, Berlin, Alexxandria, Shortcake, GeGe, Alanna, Kerri, Ava ... damn... there are so many.... but you ladies in particular fill my life with joy every day. I wish I could write the name of every person that has made this time less difficult.... but threads have a finite amount of space... and I am getting sleepy. If I missed a name it wasn't out of spite... it's because I am old. Anyhow... this thread is for you. You have made my life worth living in these past few months and years... you make me smile, you make me laugh and you make me want to share a bit of myself with all of you. And I am going to say it, unabashedly, unashamed and without any hesitation. I love all of you.

Humility. Humanity. The need to do the right thing knowing that the accolades may fall elsewhere. Knowing that the world respects us, not because of power or of historical significance, but because we are good people. Understanding that we still exist through fortitude, a strength of character that quietly declares, "We are none other than Canadians." We are embarrassed when others compliment us; we accept what we are. Instead of waving the flag, we silently embrace the beauty of our character. We get teary eyed when we succeed despite the advantages of others. We treat others fairly. We give praise when praise is due, but we don't vilify those who fall short. We understand that not everyone can be the winner, and understand better that for every winner there must be a host of those that have never won. We are the good guys. We don't wear the white hat nor do we swing the big sword. We are the ones standing behind, thankful that we have done what we can to make the world a better place to be. If we were any other culture, we would hail ourselves as the model of what a country should be... but we don't. We can't. It's not in our nature. We're Canadians.

After lunch my little girl comes out of her playroom dressed as a princess and says, "whoever wants to be my prince put up their hand". The room was full of people including lots of little boys so I never put up my hand and continued to sip my coffee. After a few seconds I look up and she's staring right at me and says, "daddy you forgot to put up your hand". Five minutes later I'm wearing my tux waltzing around the house with her standing on my feet. As it turns out inside her little head lunch was apparently a royal ball. Highlight of my day, I'm still her prince and maybe will continue to be so for another little while :)

I don't even know why what others do sexually has become a concern. I understand wanting to inform one another about the risks of some sex acts, but I think the best and only person we all should be discussing this with is our doctors. They should be the ones to inform me/you as to all the risks involved with all sex practices you/me participate in. To be concerned about what others are doing is impractical, unproductive and pointless, you can't control it. It's like wanting everyone to drive the speed limit each time you get into your car- you can want and wish but it's not going to cause it to happen. The best we all can do is get tested appropriately, be very open with your md about how many people you do engage with and decide what risks you and your partner are willing to take. Other than that I really don't see the point in being concerned with what anyone else is doing.:icon_biggrin:But thats just how I see it.

Vaginas are now side to side instead of up and down, the clitoris has been enlarged for easier accessibility. They changed that in 2009. We haven't been able to touch boobs since the second Harper government was given a majority. Ohhhh... providers now must be given fresh cauliflower (in the cello wrap) in addition to the donation. Other than that, it's exactly the same as it was.

Chart for everyone, but I think someone was specifically asking for it a few posts ago. http://www.sfcityclinic.org/stdbasics/stdchart.asp I want everyone to repeat after me, 10 times, then write it out 1000 times, over and over until we all get this one significant point: HIV/AIDS IS NOT THE ONLY STI/DISEASE YOU CAN GET OR PASS WITH UNPROTECTED SEXUAL ACTIVITIES. Personally I think that people who support the bbbjs/bbfs seem to miss this one important fact. Condoms are not only about prevention of HIV/Aids, but every other thing out there, some of which can be with you forever, and many of which, if you are a sex worker, can put you out of business either forever (because you pass it forward) or for one to two weeks during treatment. Chlamydia is not a joke. Gonorrhea is not a joke. Syphillis is not a joke. All 3 of those things can enter and infect the throat, and none of those things get into the throat by bbfs. I was going to add to Samantha's post the point that not just SWs are likely to give into pressure for bbfs for financial need, but that there are enough stories about 'high end' escorts doing the same, usually after an exchange of test results, but still available. I have no idea what motivates sps who are intelligent and educated enough to run their own business, but fatally flawed enough to provide this as a perk to one (yeah right) special client, as tho they fear losing him as a client. Then there are the ones from out of the country, who didn't have the benefit of the education, but believe what they are told, who figure that it seems to be a perk out here, something like greek they can get an extra 40 on top of the little amount they get to keep of that 100/45 minute appt. Is it common out here, probably not as easily obtainable as it seems to be in other cities, but it is still done by the full spectrum, upper class, middle class, lower class, and street workers.

I love the multicultural mosaic that Canadian metropolitan cities offers. Proud of Canadian hospitality, our low crime rates and our friendly smiles. We live in natures playground with great skiing, rock climbing locations, trees to scale and dog sledding to the backdrop of the aurora borealis ... It might get chilly in Canada but what cold can a cuddle not fix? Not too many countries hate us. Our banks are more stable than many countries. Men are more chivalrous and you know what they say about those french girls ...;-). Bottom line, Canada has a lot of things it needs to fix, but, in the grand scheme of things, i'm proud to be Canadian. On another note...some of my American friends are proud to be Canadian too, as i've noticed them wearing Canadian paraphernalia while traveling abroad.

For me, it depends on my partners approach. Rough, aggressive hands and behavior will immediate be stopped and my bottom will become off limits. Playful, sensual teasing attention will extend mileage and is thoroughly enjoyed! Even if I am asked up front about services by a new client, I am always hesitant to say yes because if they arrive with the wrong attitude it isn't going to happen. That goes for all services negotiated in advance when meeting an SP for the first time, not just ass play. Bite my clit and you'll never see my cookie up close and personal again, twist my nipples till they hurt without prior approval and you will get smacked, pull my hair, leave your hand imprint on my body anywhere without approval or fuck me so hard that I can't walk straight for a week and you'll be asked to leave and will never be invited back. But if you are someone I know and have developed a trust with, all these activities can be great fun. I have guests that I have no fear with because they have proven themselves to be trustworthy. The key is trust. Once you have it you may be pleasantly surprised at how much fun you can have with some of us... cat

May 'yall have a great day with Family and Friends !

Personally I love both giving and receiving especially when the gentleman in question is receptive. This is something I have also advertised and spoken about. As it's been said, hygiene is extremely important and expected no matter the encounter, ass play or not. I am very much a "flow" provider in that I like things to progress naturally in whatever way they are led in the moment so I am always prepared for anything. Not only does the rosebud have tonnes of pleasure nerve endings but when you delve deeper into prostate massage, it feels amazing AND it's good for the overall health of the prostate. Who says you can't have fun being healthy! It seems to me this area of play is becoming much more accepted, explored and enjoyed especially with the new openness and awareness of prior "hidden" erotics. 50 shades may have sucked from a true D/s view but at least it got people talking and exploring and THAT is a great thing.

Or any such comments like I have a 9in, thick! You think u can handle that or is there any extra charges for size? Lol

I run a cat rescue. I spay and neuter stray cats, find homes for those that are adoptable, foster those that need more time. Get them used to people, furniture and life inside a home. I also have a small dog (well, a short dog). She is a Terrier, Chiuauwa, Shizt-zu, Poodle mix. I call her a Terry-Wawa-Chitz-Oodle. She is the keeper of all the cats. She loves them and keeps them in line. She has even nursed one of the kittens when mom weaned her, even though she had never had pups, she produced milk for this kitten. Well, I've had lots of dogs and cats come and go in my life. There is a sense of fulfillment in finding a home for an animal that might otherwise be homeless. At one point, I had 19 cats and dogs at home. A bit crazy, but everyone seemed to get along well. Right now, I have a dog and 3 cats. The oldest cat is a diva - she does not like other cats and will swat them away if they try to sneak up behind her while she is sleeping. The middle cat is a talker and very friendly. She is the one who nursed off the dog. These two cats love going outside and are great hunters. The kitten is a fluff ball who will come into bed and in order to wake you up will put her tail on your face and hit you with it to wake you up. You wake up with fur down your throat. She then looks back at you and says "oh, you're awake now? Awesome, can you feed me?". The three cats take turns waking me up to feed them. The stray cats outside are very patient critters. They are usually around, waiting for me to open the door in the morning to let the dog out. They come flying out of hiding and wait for their grub. I think that more people should have animals in their life. Even if only helping the shelters if you can't have one in your home. Meaghan xpxo

I love whipped cream. Especially the kind you squirt out of a can. However, make sure you don't get too excited about it. If it gets up your nose, you smell sour milk for weeks. Actually happened. I love whipped cream and chocolate sauce. The chocolate sauce is harder to lick off, so you must spend more time in that area to lick it off.....Yummy!

Well, my mother has finally reached the final stages of her long fought battle with cancer. I've been sitting on watch for the inevitable for the past couple of days. Coming to grips with it is harder than I imagined, even though we had a couple of years to prepare ourselves. Things that suck?...... Cancer. And, well mortality in general. Seeing someone you love wither away. To those of you who have lost loved ones to this horrible disease, or are faced with the prospect of doing so, you have my deepest sympathy.

What was great about today..............just waking up to live another day...

Wishing everyone a very Happy Easter xo

Thankyou my darlins....and love you to my beautiful Lexy( Drinks soon?)

Why is it that personalities change so drastically depending on where you read certain posts? It speaks to true character and I'll never figure it out but I admire genuinely sweet, honest and kind people. Positivity and a good heart keeps you youthful and beautiful on the in and outside!:icon_biggrin:

Congratulations, Cristy! Looking forward to reading the next thousand from you...

I knew there was something up when she kept asking me where the cauliflower was.

Whipped cream is great, but why stop there. There are many foods can be used in sexual play, chocolate, cherries, and some liqueurs, and there are many more parts of the body to enjoy using these items. It's really just a matter of having a willing partner and a good imagination.

Because even in a supposed monogamous relationship, how do you know for fact, that your partner is faithful (yuk hate using morally laden terms here, and no, not passing judgement) He/she can say he/she is faithful when in fact is having an affair. And even knowing your sexual health, you only take your partners' word that he/she is STD/STI free, your partner takes his/her partners' word and so on and so on. The only absolute safe sex is celibacy, and that breeds loneliness which has IMHO and experience negative health consequences too Bottom line, you are responsible for your own sexual health. If I, god forbid, should ever test positive for an STD/STI I would let my partners, the wonderful ladies of CERB know, so they can get tested and treated. BTW I can trace back all my partners for three years (since I embarked on this wonderful lifestyle) and I have fond memories of most of my encounters And no one is to blame here,if one gets an STD/STI so no passing the blame game, we are all equal players in this lifestyle A rambling RG

A very impressive display of friendship and solidarity. You are a lucky man OD to have such a network.

Because people are not generally monogamous? Especially in this industry. Once the test is taken, it takes a couple of weeks for the results to come back. Who was your partner seeing in that period of time from when the test was administered and now? The test results only indicate that on the date the test was administered, you were clear, but if you had any high risk activity after the test, that won't show up until your next test.

Congrats on 1000 posts: that is a lot of work and determination! So celebrate :)

Long weekend to most of us, turkey dinner may also be a good idea. Happy Easter

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Congratulations christy! Always enjoy your posts. Keep up the good work darlin' ;-)

Happy Easter everyone!

OD, you are, without a doubt, one of Cerb's greatest treasures. I've been hanging out in cyberspace since the early 1980s, before most people knew that there was anything cyber going on in the ether. I've been part of many communities and helped start a couple of esoteric ones. I've made friends, played games, learned to write better, made more friends, played more games and moderated some forums until I decided that my desire to die from excess fury or anxiety wasn't as strong as my will to live on and offline. But above all, I've made friends online who have been as important and as real to me as people I know in the non-cyber worlds. One of the wonderful things about Cerb is that we can engage with each other here and also in real life. Many people are surprised to learn that the people they've first encountered online are much the same offline, where they're no longer anonymous handles and avatars, but genuine, mortal, lumpy and scarred human beings with perhaps a few less superpowers. But the simple fact is that character, personality and integrity are unmistakeable and almost impossible to disguise. You, dear one, are one of the true ones. One of the real, genuine ones. You lead with your soul and your mind serves what's good and right. It's no more surprising that your fine heart has taken a beating in the process than that so many people readily step out from behind their cyber identities to give you the real-life love and care you deserve. You would do it for us. So, here's to 5,000 posts! Congratulations for being the fine Old Dog that you are, for learning so many new tricks along the way and for sharing yourself with us.

My name is PassionVitto I have been a member since August 2012 I am an addict because the first thing that I do in the morning is log in to Cerb.. And last thing i do in the day before going to bed is Log in to cerb.. I am an addict because I am always looking forward to reading some interesting posts from my fellow members... I am an addict cause I look forward to open my profile and find new messages on my guest book, my inbox or picture comments :). And everytime I have a notification I have a smile in my face.. How mamy hours do I spent on Cerb a day?? Are you prepared for it?? Well I come on at 6am and get off at 9pm.. Take breaks while I am busy relaxing with playdates hehe... And while at the gym... Ok ok also when I am in the shower unfortunately my phone will braek if I bring it in with me lol... So conservately speaking... 8 hours! I log in from my blackberry, from my tablet.., from muy computer... I love CERB because it has shown me a hole new perspective of how adult entertainers such as myself and the gentleman have so much to share, how friendships can be made, and how much respect for others opinions is valued! I love Cerb because all the members have welcome me with open arms. I join because it was a tool to advertise my services, but I am still here because is way more than that, is a great community where we all share stories! I am an addict, and I admit it! Thanks for listening! Vitto

What I find attractive physically varies day to day. I don't have one particular 'type' that does it for me. One day it might be an exotic brunette, the next a fiery redhead, etc. Although I am a sucker for a flirty smile and sexy eyes! But like a lot of people have said, it's more about what's inside. Confidence, sense of humour, intelligence, kindness, caring are just some of the things I find attractive.

I was invited out to a friends house yesterday for drinks for the first time in a long time....he never invites anyone out !!! so I went hmmmmmmmmmmmm Turns out he needed money and I am the proud owner of 4 cows now ?? Geez... Not till fall till I fatten them up in another friends feedlot.... but....steaks anyone ? ;)

Happy Easter to all you Cerbies. and especially to all my chat buddies :)

Happy Easter Weekend to all my CERB friends. Cub

Why is it that the better you treat people the worse the pay back is... :(

A great smile and personality go a long way, plus confidence. Put all of that together and you have one dynamite lady!

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Saturday Jamie 9-3 aka "Jamie-xo" Summer 9-9 aka "Summer Love" Hannah 2:30-9 aka "Hannahxo" Samantha 2-9 NEW aka "Naughty Samantha" Sunday CLOSED: Happy Easter :) Monday Nicky 9-9 aka "Nicky in Paradise" Summer 9-4 aka "SUMMER LOVE" Samantha 9-4 NEW aka "Naughty Samantha" Mandy 9-4 aka "CandyMandy" Talia 3:30-9 NEW aka "Talia" Hannah 3:30-9 aka "Hannahxo" Jamie 3:30-9 aka "Jamie-xo" Tuesday Summer 9-4 aka "SUMMER LOVE" Charlie 9-9 aka "Traveling Charlie" Mandy 9-4 aka "CandyMandy" Hannah 9-4 aka "Hannahxo" Jennie 3:30-9 aka "ASTONISHING JENNIE" Talia 3:30-9 NEW aka "Talia" Jamie 3:30-9 aka "Jamie-xo" Wednesday Samantha 9-4 NEW aka "Naughty Samantha" Lola 9-11 aka "lola" Talia 9-4 NEW aka "Talia" Charlie 9-11 aka "Traveling Charlie" Jamie 3:30-11 aka "Jamie-xo" Aniah 3:30-11 NEW Thursday Mandy 9-4 aka "CandyMandy" Aniah 9-11 NEW Crystal 9-11 aka "Crystal" Lola 9-11 aka "lola" Samantha 3:30-11 NEW aka "Naughty Samantha" Melody 7-11 aka "Melody" Friday Robyn 9-3 Welcome Back Mandy 9-7 aka "CandyMandy" Aniah 9-11 NEW Lola 9-11 aka "lola" Charlie 2:30-11 aka "Traveling Charlie" Melody 7-11 aka "Melody" Saturday Taylor 9-9 aka "Taylor-xo" Tiffany 9-9 aka "TiffanyXXXOOO" Mandy 9-4 aka "CandyMandy" Samantha 9-9 NEW aka "Naughty Samantha" Jamie 3:30-9 aka "Jamie-xo" Sunday Charlie 10-9 aka "Traveling Charlie" Tiffany 10-9 aka "TiffanyXXXOOO" Samantha 10-9 NEW aka "Naughty Samantha" Jamie 10-9 aka "Jamie-xo"

Why is it that Autocorrect can never actually figure out what you are trying to say, but insteads messes it up and you end up saying really weird things or the complete opposite of what you intend to say! Grrrrr

Sorry, my comment was cut off below within your post... I wanted to say that the more demand for this service, I'm afraid, the more that will change.

The same can be said of you ladies Angela and Annessa. I get treated so much better by the ladies I see now compared to when I dated and was in relationships. No drama, just mutually beneficial encounters, and encounters are a special occasion with a special lady. In some cases even friendships formed. It's just as much an ego boost to me to know that being a gentleman, respectful, and yes, a nice guy...in other words being myself is what ladies find attractive in a man in this lifestyle. BTW only late to this thread because I wasn't even around CERB, or this lifestyle when it was started RG

I only know from reading profiles and ladies' websites, seeing as I'm not married LOL, but often a companion wishes to meet the couple first before agreeing to see them behind bedroom doors. And as was mentioned, considering this is your wife's intimate experience more so than yours, she should be the person deciding on who to see. Finally, is your wife really comfortable with the idea. I only ask because you mentioned she wants to be tipsy. Just my opinion, but whether man or woman, wanting to be tipsy before an intimate encounter would be a sign that a person really isn't comfortable with the idea of being intimate with a person. Not to mention a professional companion may cancel the encounter if someone shows up under the influence Good luck to you and your wife RG

Might I suggest to fully disclose this upfront prior to the encounter.

... and the moral of the story is, whatever way you get em, a blowjob is a great thing. amen.

If your meat looks like potatoes, you've probably got one. :)

Why is it that lately I always seem to be asking "why is it?" but yet when Nicolette started this cool "why is it" thread I can't think of a single "why is it" to to put in her "why is it" thread.....so...Why is it?..perhaps an age thing?

I blacklist clients who ask for this, as to me, it signals not only a disrespect for my health, but their own and potential partners as well.

You should read some of the threads in the Legal section of this board and realize that your fear of "being pursued by police" is unfounded as long as you're seeing independent adult companions. At the moment, as we wait for the Supreme Court of Canada to make rulings about the laws related to prostitution, the police and judiciary are not wasting time or energy on pursuing ladies who work quietly. As for getting ripped off, if what you're imagining is that you could show up for a meeting, pay the money and receive nothing in return, well, the best way to avoid such a scenario is not to go bargain-hunting. Find an established provider. Expect to pay a premium for her time and company. Recognize that much of what you pay for is confidentiality and a complete lack of drama. Follow Mod's advice about where to find the kinds of women you can trust. And then relax! Paid companions are not your enemies or adversaries. We want the same things that you do: to have a mutually enjoyable rendez-vous and to part company feeling relaxed and very pleased to have met. We're on the same side!