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In early September 2012, there was a point that I actually thought that post 5000 was never going to happen. In fact, I wasn't really sure that morning would happen, at least for me. Labour Day weekend is supposed to be eventful. It's when we say goodbye to summer and get ready for the colder months ahead. Pack away the summer stuff and bring out the long sleeves. Close down the cottage. Make plans for the air conditioner and the patio furniture. My labour day weekend began with a sense of draining. I had no energy. Walking was an effort. A shower required a nap after. Drying my hair took my breath away. I knew something was wrong, but my stubbornness said, "sleep it off, it's been a tough summer and you are just run down." It was more than that. I had a major heart attack. It was weird... no sudden chest grasping pain... just a sense of draining... like superman with kryptonite. That's when CERB stepped up. I mean it. CERB saved my life. Isabella Gia and Barrhaven Woody came over and took me to the hospital. They waited with me in the waiting room and stayed there until they knew I was being cared for. But it didn't stop there. I was in hospital for a week. Woody came to visit. Isabella came to visit and then came again with home cooked food. Cat and one of her kittens came to see me daily. Bethany, Phaedrus, Luxe and Alger all came bearing cups of coffee, muffins and most importantly, love. Alger left work early to come and pick me up at the hospital to take me home. When I got there, Boomer and Mister T had made food and left it in my fridge. Angela had gone to get my prescriptions. There were messages from Annessa, Nicolette, Gabriella, Samantha, EMB, Meg, Sara, Malika and Dorinda... and a very special message from Amelia ;) I was in tears. You have no idea how much I love my CERB people. It's more than that though. My CERB people are not just relegated to a small hidden part of my life. They are central. I am actually tearing up writing this... but they are happy tears... I have had so many visitors and so many messages It's hard to mention everyone... dammit. There are so many people that have made a difference and still make a difference in my life. You all make a difference whether you think so or not. So to everyone I have mentioned above and these few more, I give my thanks, my love and my friendship. Areez, Wendigo, Jazzitup, The General, AreJayEll, Lee Richards, Andy of Halifax, Toine, Spud, Notch, RG, Melly, Touch, RoyalFun, Scott, Steve, Silverado, Lone Skater, Mr Nice ... great guys. The best. Passion Vitto, Julie Wilde, Georgiana, Nathalie, Sami, Nikki Thomas, Emily, Emma, Cindy, Peachy, Soleil, Penelope, Katherine, Sophia, Alyssa, Cleo, Jasmine J, Jazy, Kimmy, Evelyne, Kianna, Chantal, Claire, Berlin, Alexxandria, Shortcake, GeGe, Alanna, Kerri, Ava ... damn... there are so many.... but you ladies in particular fill my life with joy every day. I wish I could write the name of every person that has made this time less difficult.... but threads have a finite amount of space... and I am getting sleepy. If I missed a name it wasn't out of spite... it's because I am old. Anyhow... this thread is for you. You have made my life worth living in these past few months and years... you make me smile, you make me laugh and you make me want to share a bit of myself with all of you. And I am going to say it, unabashedly, unashamed and without any hesitation. I love all of you.

Humility. Humanity. The need to do the right thing knowing that the accolades may fall elsewhere. Knowing that the world respects us, not because of power or of historical significance, but because we are good people. Understanding that we still exist through fortitude, a strength of character that quietly declares, "We are none other than Canadians." We are embarrassed when others compliment us; we accept what we are. Instead of waving the flag, we silently embrace the beauty of our character. We get teary eyed when we succeed despite the advantages of others. We treat others fairly. We give praise when praise is due, but we don't vilify those who fall short. We understand that not everyone can be the winner, and understand better that for every winner there must be a host of those that have never won. We are the good guys. We don't wear the white hat nor do we swing the big sword. We are the ones standing behind, thankful that we have done what we can to make the world a better place to be. If we were any other culture, we would hail ourselves as the model of what a country should be... but we don't. We can't. It's not in our nature. We're Canadians.

After lunch my little girl comes out of her playroom dressed as a princess and says, "whoever wants to be my prince put up their hand". The room was full of people including lots of little boys so I never put up my hand and continued to sip my coffee. After a few seconds I look up and she's staring right at me and says, "daddy you forgot to put up your hand". Five minutes later I'm wearing my tux waltzing around the house with her standing on my feet. As it turns out inside her little head lunch was apparently a royal ball. Highlight of my day, I'm still her prince and maybe will continue to be so for another little while :)

I don't even know why what others do sexually has become a concern. I understand wanting to inform one another about the risks of some sex acts, but I think the best and only person we all should be discussing this with is our doctors. They should be the ones to inform me/you as to all the risks involved with all sex practices you/me participate in. To be concerned about what others are doing is impractical, unproductive and pointless, you can't control it. It's like wanting everyone to drive the speed limit each time you get into your car- you can want and wish but it's not going to cause it to happen. The best we all can do is get tested appropriately, be very open with your md about how many people you do engage with and decide what risks you and your partner are willing to take. Other than that I really don't see the point in being concerned with what anyone else is doing.:icon_biggrin:But thats just how I see it.

Vaginas are now side to side instead of up and down, the clitoris has been enlarged for easier accessibility. They changed that in 2009. We haven't been able to touch boobs since the second Harper government was given a majority. Ohhhh... providers now must be given fresh cauliflower (in the cello wrap) in addition to the donation. Other than that, it's exactly the same as it was.

Chart for everyone, but I think someone was specifically asking for it a few posts ago. http://www.sfcityclinic.org/stdbasics/stdchart.asp I want everyone to repeat after me, 10 times, then write it out 1000 times, over and over until we all get this one significant point: HIV/AIDS IS NOT THE ONLY STI/DISEASE YOU CAN GET OR PASS WITH UNPROTECTED SEXUAL ACTIVITIES. Personally I think that people who support the bbbjs/bbfs seem to miss this one important fact. Condoms are not only about prevention of HIV/Aids, but every other thing out there, some of which can be with you forever, and many of which, if you are a sex worker, can put you out of business either forever (because you pass it forward) or for one to two weeks during treatment. Chlamydia is not a joke. Gonorrhea is not a joke. Syphillis is not a joke. All 3 of those things can enter and infect the throat, and none of those things get into the throat by bbfs. I was going to add to Samantha's post the point that not just SWs are likely to give into pressure for bbfs for financial need, but that there are enough stories about 'high end' escorts doing the same, usually after an exchange of test results, but still available. I have no idea what motivates sps who are intelligent and educated enough to run their own business, but fatally flawed enough to provide this as a perk to one (yeah right) special client, as tho they fear losing him as a client. Then there are the ones from out of the country, who didn't have the benefit of the education, but believe what they are told, who figure that it seems to be a perk out here, something like greek they can get an extra 40 on top of the little amount they get to keep of that 100/45 minute appt. Is it common out here, probably not as easily obtainable as it seems to be in other cities, but it is still done by the full spectrum, upper class, middle class, lower class, and street workers.

I love the multicultural mosaic that Canadian metropolitan cities offers. Proud of Canadian hospitality, our low crime rates and our friendly smiles. We live in natures playground with great skiing, rock climbing locations, trees to scale and dog sledding to the backdrop of the aurora borealis ... It might get chilly in Canada but what cold can a cuddle not fix? Not too many countries hate us. Our banks are more stable than many countries. Men are more chivalrous and you know what they say about those french girls ...;-). Bottom line, Canada has a lot of things it needs to fix, but, in the grand scheme of things, i'm proud to be Canadian. On another note...some of my American friends are proud to be Canadian too, as i've noticed them wearing Canadian paraphernalia while traveling abroad.

For me, it depends on my partners approach. Rough, aggressive hands and behavior will immediate be stopped and my bottom will become off limits. Playful, sensual teasing attention will extend mileage and is thoroughly enjoyed! Even if I am asked up front about services by a new client, I am always hesitant to say yes because if they arrive with the wrong attitude it isn't going to happen. That goes for all services negotiated in advance when meeting an SP for the first time, not just ass play. Bite my clit and you'll never see my cookie up close and personal again, twist my nipples till they hurt without prior approval and you will get smacked, pull my hair, leave your hand imprint on my body anywhere without approval or fuck me so hard that I can't walk straight for a week and you'll be asked to leave and will never be invited back. But if you are someone I know and have developed a trust with, all these activities can be great fun. I have guests that I have no fear with because they have proven themselves to be trustworthy. The key is trust. Once you have it you may be pleasantly surprised at how much fun you can have with some of us... cat

May 'yall have a great day with Family and Friends !

Personally I love both giving and receiving especially when the gentleman in question is receptive. This is something I have also advertised and spoken about. As it's been said, hygiene is extremely important and expected no matter the encounter, ass play or not. I am very much a "flow" provider in that I like things to progress naturally in whatever way they are led in the moment so I am always prepared for anything. Not only does the rosebud have tonnes of pleasure nerve endings but when you delve deeper into prostate massage, it feels amazing AND it's good for the overall health of the prostate. Who says you can't have fun being healthy! It seems to me this area of play is becoming much more accepted, explored and enjoyed especially with the new openness and awareness of prior "hidden" erotics. 50 shades may have sucked from a true D/s view but at least it got people talking and exploring and THAT is a great thing.

Or any such comments like I have a 9in, thick! You think u can handle that or is there any extra charges for size? Lol

I run a cat rescue. I spay and neuter stray cats, find homes for those that are adoptable, foster those that need more time. Get them used to people, furniture and life inside a home. I also have a small dog (well, a short dog). She is a Terrier, Chiuauwa, Shizt-zu, Poodle mix. I call her a Terry-Wawa-Chitz-Oodle. She is the keeper of all the cats. She loves them and keeps them in line. She has even nursed one of the kittens when mom weaned her, even though she had never had pups, she produced milk for this kitten. Well, I've had lots of dogs and cats come and go in my life. There is a sense of fulfillment in finding a home for an animal that might otherwise be homeless. At one point, I had 19 cats and dogs at home. A bit crazy, but everyone seemed to get along well. Right now, I have a dog and 3 cats. The oldest cat is a diva - she does not like other cats and will swat them away if they try to sneak up behind her while she is sleeping. The middle cat is a talker and very friendly. She is the one who nursed off the dog. These two cats love going outside and are great hunters. The kitten is a fluff ball who will come into bed and in order to wake you up will put her tail on your face and hit you with it to wake you up. You wake up with fur down your throat. She then looks back at you and says "oh, you're awake now? Awesome, can you feed me?". The three cats take turns waking me up to feed them. The stray cats outside are very patient critters. They are usually around, waiting for me to open the door in the morning to let the dog out. They come flying out of hiding and wait for their grub. I think that more people should have animals in their life. Even if only helping the shelters if you can't have one in your home. Meaghan xpxo

I love whipped cream. Especially the kind you squirt out of a can. However, make sure you don't get too excited about it. If it gets up your nose, you smell sour milk for weeks. Actually happened. I love whipped cream and chocolate sauce. The chocolate sauce is harder to lick off, so you must spend more time in that area to lick it off.....Yummy!

Well, my mother has finally reached the final stages of her long fought battle with cancer. I've been sitting on watch for the inevitable for the past couple of days. Coming to grips with it is harder than I imagined, even though we had a couple of years to prepare ourselves. Things that suck?...... Cancer. And, well mortality in general. Seeing someone you love wither away. To those of you who have lost loved ones to this horrible disease, or are faced with the prospect of doing so, you have my deepest sympathy.

What was great about today..............just waking up to live another day...

I've been fortunate to travel to all Provinces/Territories in this country as well as many destinations around the world. So much about me is truly Canadian and I'm deeply loyal. Whether its our beautiful landscapes from coast to coast to coast, the pride I have in our Forces, how we try and balance complex issues for a common good, hockey, all 4 seasons...and I could go on. This recent ad just makes me smile about being Canadian. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WAsV0HZ0D4 What makes you a proud Canadian? Cub

Looking for recommendations of SPs that provide greek along with an ultimate GFE in the Fredericton area. Thank you.

You thought I was going to say something other than 'text', didn't you?

Congrats Cristy! I always keep an eye out for the purply-pink text.

Happy Easter Sexy!! Love Ya, Lexy

You too and eat lots of chocolate!

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Why is it when you decide to go shopping and wanting to spend and spend there is never anything in your size or anything to your taste to buy at the time:(

MsManda is a beautiful lady - inside and out...

Because even in a supposed monogamous relationship, how do you know for fact, that your partner is faithful (yuk hate using morally laden terms here, and no, not passing judgement) He/she can say he/she is faithful when in fact is having an affair. And even knowing your sexual health, you only take your partners' word that he/she is STD/STI free, your partner takes his/her partners' word and so on and so on. The only absolute safe sex is celibacy, and that breeds loneliness which has IMHO and experience negative health consequences too Bottom line, you are responsible for your own sexual health. If I, god forbid, should ever test positive for an STD/STI I would let my partners, the wonderful ladies of CERB know, so they can get tested and treated. BTW I can trace back all my partners for three years (since I embarked on this wonderful lifestyle) and I have fond memories of most of my encounters And no one is to blame here,if one gets an STD/STI so no passing the blame game, we are all equal players in this lifestyle A rambling RG

Congratulations Cristy! Well done.

I'm glad to see you are doing well health wise OD and congrats on reaching 5000 post, that is a milestone. I always enjoy reading your post, your humour is out of this world(where do you come out with all of that). You are a great member and contributor to this board.

Mikey... I am so sorry to hear this. It's difficult to lose a loved one, and it's compounded by the presence of a holiday where family gathers. My family watched my grandfather and my father pass a few years ago on consecutive thanksgiving weekends. Both of them faded slowly and it was almost a kindness to see the end approach. It was cathartic; we deeply felt the loss but at the same time we knew that our emotional pain, that enduring weight we carried, was lifted. It's never easy, but assure yourself that with the passing all concerned will find peace and comfort; the mental and physical pain will vanish and the sense of loss you feel will be replaced by the joy of recollection - the good times. My thoughts are with you my friend.

After the opening post, I skimmed most of the others to get to the end (my apologies to the authors.......I actually skim thoroughly). Old Dog, I have seen and heard nothing but good about you and I hope we meet some day. Not only did your opening post make me happy that you survived the ordeal, but it also gladdened my heart that one of our most popular members here was able to return. You see, since I joined and got to know some of the members, we have lost some good people for one reason or another. I'm grateful that you are not one of them. However, on top of the good news on your health, I'm also profoundly impressed with the friends that supported you throughout the ordeal. What an incredible circle of friends you have. You are to be commended......you, Old Dog, and all the people you mentioned.

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Cristy... there was reason I believed in you. This is testament to that! xoxox

I was invited out to a friends house yesterday for drinks for the first time in a long time....he never invites anyone out !!! so I went hmmmmmmmmmmmm Turns out he needed money and I am the proud owner of 4 cows now ?? Geez... Not till fall till I fatten them up in another friends feedlot.... but....steaks anyone ? ;)

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Thanks for the mention Emily! But unfortunately my male friend isn't around any longer so I won't be offering these encounters going forward :(

Morning all! While I was "off" recovering, had lots of time to think (I know, I know it does not happen often!). Thought about all the lovely Ladies who are so talented, I just wanted to point it out and say "thank you". We have Ladies who are full time MP's or SP's. We have Ladies who balance "traditional" work lives, in the government, at hospitals, in offices, in banks, etc. and then spend time with us hobbyists. And we have Ladies who are still in university and college, some even in Masters level courses handling that workload, then spending time with us. Then we have the Ladies who balance their work lives with children, then work, then with us. To all of you, thank you. You are special folks who work hard to make us hobbyists happy. The Liquor

Saturday Maya 10-9 aka "MidnightMaya" Kelly 10-9 aka "Kelly2010" Jennie 10-9 aka "ASTONISHING JENNIE" Sunday Maya 10-9 aka "MidnightMaya" Jennie 10-9 aka "ASTONISHING JENNIE" Lexi 3:30-9 aka "Sexy Lexi" Monday Tiffany 10-4 aka "TiffanyXXXOOO" Robyn 10-2 Welcome Back Taylor 10-7 aka "Taylor_xo" Maya 3:30-11 aka "MidnightMaya" Lexi 1:30-11 aka "Sexy Lexi" Kelly 6:30-11 aka "Kelly2010" Tuesday Lexi 10-4 aka "Sexy Lexi" Nicky 10-7 aka "Nicky in Paradise" Kennidi 10-5:30 aka "Kennidikummings" Taylor 3:30-11 aka "Taylor_xo" Jenna 5-11 aka "Jenna69" Kelly 6:30-11 aka "Kelly2010" Wednesday Nicky 10-11 aka "Nicky in Paradise" Kennidi 10-5:30 aka "Kennidikummings" Taylor 10-11 aka "Taylor_xo" Jenna 5-11 aka "Jenna69" Thursday Kennidi 10-4 aka "Kennidikummings" Summer 10-5:30 aka "SUMMER LOVE" Nicky 10-7 aka "Nicky in Paradise" Maya 3:30-11 aka "MidnightMaya" Kelly 6:30-11 aka "Kelly2010" Tiffany 5-11 aka "TiffanyXXXOOO" Friday Lexi 10-4 aka "Sexy Lexi" Kennidi 10-4 aka "Kennidikummings" Nicky 10-4 aka "Nicky in Paradise" Tiffany 4:30-11 aka "TiffanyXXXOOO" Maya 3:30-11 aka "MidnightMaya" Taylor 3:30-11 aka "Taylor_xo" Hannah 3:30-11 aka "Hannahxo" Saturday Maya 10-9 aka "MidnightMaya" Kelly 10-9 aka "Kelly2010" Kennidi 10-4 aka "Kennidikummings" Hannah 3:30-9 aka "Hannahxo" Sunday Maya 10-9 aka "MidnightMaya" Hannah 10-4 aka "Hannahxo" Robyn 10-9 Welcome Back Lexi 3:30-9 aka "Sexy Lexi"

Sorry, my comment was cut off below within your post... I wanted to say that the more demand for this service, I'm afraid, the more that will change.

Thanks RG for bringing it back. It's been a wonderful read. I've tried to approach my dates as I would any other. I'm old school I guess in that I feel the need to "court" an SP before and during our date just like I would do with any other woman. I want her to actually enjoy her time with me. It's nice to know that sometimes these little things we do actually are noticed.

Happy Easter my friends:) I am headed to Cuba tomorrow, and will be attending Easter Mass in the tiny Cathedral in Varadero:) It is a unique little old stone Cathedral, I had been there for Christmas Mass one year, so might as well go for Easter too;) I am bring eggs, chocolate Bunnies, plush bunnies to some of the children that I have meet and known for a few years now. I hope the kids are not too old now for the stuffed bunnies, but hey I am 38 and still love my stuffed toy bunnies heheheh. TC everyone, hope you have a wonderful dinner and egg hunt!! xoxoox, Sophia

If it's for your wife, let her do the searching and based on her attraction to the SP let her do the picking. It's actually her experience. If she's nervous and shy allowing her to interact with the chosen SP will help some of those walls come down and build that comfort level then she will likely not need booze to lower her inhibitions. Some SP's meet with couples but only after she's already met with the man and determined that he's a good date. Also expect that even though you might not plan to physically participate you will have to pay the couples rate. I'm in the same situation but scheduling has thus far delayed my wifes experience. Good luck to you hope it works out.

Happy Easter to all.....may you bunny be like my bunny....

Hoppy Easter!! Hope the Sexy Bunny finds you all the way over the pond! Sweet Easter Kisses to everyone!! XXX000

Happy Easter to everyone celebrating it... and happy not-going-to-work-for-a-day-or-two to many of the rest of us! And happy getting-some-awesome-appointments to the ladies who aren't getting the weekend off :)

So I toftt on this ... no comment.

E - Emily J :)

I rescued a keeshond named Mia from the Gatineau Humane society. I particularly go there because they have a no kill policy. She was only 4 months when I got her. She endeared herself to me by pulling the stuffing out of my passenger seat, eating 5 seat belts and has the most annoying bark. She was a mate to our older belgian till the belgian passed. ( a month ago and I still cry) She has stopped destroying the car but still has this annoying bark. She is at the Bruce Pit every morning where she takes great pride in diving into people's crotches. My friends say I taught her that. Silverhorns

Why is it that lately I always seem to be asking "why is it?" but yet when Nicolette started this cool "why is it" thread I can't think of a single "why is it" to to put in her "why is it" thread.....so...Why is it?..perhaps an age thing?

I like variety. Whenever I meet a new lady and she has bush, I'm pleasantly surprised. But on other ladies a nice smooth pussy looks soooo good. One preference I do have is for smooth labia. I really don't like fighting through pubes during DATY!

Lots of make-up, lighting and a good photographer can make photos deceptive. This is part of the fantasy however (build anticipation) and I can see why sometimes when you have these wonderful sexy/elegant photos it can cause some disappointments (why really professional photos can sometimes be counterproductive) but we do NOT condone the ladies for using REAL photos that are deceptive... that would not be right, but some feedback in a productive way would be nice. For instance if the lady have all elegant photos for instance and she showed up in track pants, hair rollers and rubber boots (maybe sexy for some?!?) I could see some serious disappointment as the ad and photos should represent how the lady presents herself.... if her photos on the ad were in a elegant dress, makeup and hair done... one would expect that is the way she normally shows up at calls. Anything other would be bad and misleading unless discussed ahead of time.

I experienced it once with an SP where she got me really hot and started to finger my ass while sucking on me. It was incredible and would love to try more but do not have the courage to say to an SP "hey would you finger my ass"